#promiscuous is also more for the sillies

[teddybeartoji]

# MIKUNA ♡₊˚ 🍪・₊ ❤️‍🔥✧

☆. contains: ryomen sukuna x mickey; strangers to best friends to friends with benefits (???) to lovers, baker!sukuna, neck kisses, fresh cinnamon rolls, late night bike rides, sukuna with a staring problem, playfighting, a lot of bickering, flowers hidden behind backs, loud conversations, napping on the couch, bloody knuckles, mickey serenading kuna with a terrible singing voice, regular dates turned into babysitting ones (little yuuji is the cutest ever)(and sukuna is jealous).

〣NOW PLAYING:

  — kiss you all over by exile

  — forever by majid jordan

  — promiscuous by nelly furtado & timbaland

  — die for you by the weeknd

  — latch by disclosure & sam smith

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Hi,

I am very much not american so I must admit that my first impulse when seeing all the rap/racism discourse was something like "do I really need to consume more american culture, it's fucking everywhere already". Idk but to me it feels like american/english-speaking culture absolutely dominates a lot of the world, sometimes at the cost of out own cultures and languages, if something is in English it is "good", if it is in own own languages it is "bad". Musicians often start singing in English and more american-like after a while to get bigger. We value American culture and music, they mock our accents (and languages sometimes) and best case scenario see us as funny and silly.

Then I started thinking. Do you think that americans kind of see rap kind of like foreign music still? Like low-brow unexotic foreign music.

I don't know this is a really fresh thought and I'm not sure if I am explaining it very well.

hey first off I just want to say -

you are entirely correct in your reaction that people outside of America/the English-speaking world do not need more American culture thrust upon them! this discussion is extremely centered on Americans, the reception and reaction to rap within America, and excuses that white American use to avoid interacting meaningfully with Black culture, art, and ideas. while anti-Blackness as an issue obviously extends far outside of America, this particular conversation is deeply tied to American culture. I appreciate you pointing that out!

I also think you're point about rap, and by extension other Black artforms, being Othered in American pop culture. certainly in terms of language, African American Vernacular English (AAVE), which is utilized by many rappers, is still heavily disputed in its validity as a "real" language, with many dismissing it as a bastardized version of "proper" English and associating it heavily with those who are lower-class and uneducated. in a similar way to many international artists having to work in English to gain wider recognition and validation, many Black Americans are proficient in "code switching," the practice of switching between AAVE that they likely grew up speaking and an English dialect that is considered more "professional."

similarly, I think your use of the term "low-brow" is very apt. Black music has always been met with distrust and disdain by white audiences. there's a reason that so many people feel the need to bring up sex, drugs, and violence when they talk about rap; to many white cultural gatekeepers that was all rap was. (and, like, we should very much talk about why that is in and of itself a bad thing, when white crime is so often glorified in pop culture. why is the Godfather a classic masterpiece but Black men making art about their own experiences with racism, violence, poverty, and survival don't deserve serious consideration?) and that didn't start with rap! in the early 20th century jazz, also a Black creation, was seen as dangerous for promoting promiscuity among nice white teens. no matter what Black people make, white cultural gatekeepers will find a way to start a moral panic about it.

the reverse also happens as well, with Black people being treated as foreigners even in music genres that they helped pioneer. Black Americans were hugely formative in the early days of country, but are met with hostility in the contemporary country scene. Lil Nas X's Old Town Road was one of the biggest songs of the year it was released and undeniably country but was largely snubbed by country music community, and Beyoncé's new country album, Cowboy Carter, is a direct response to her hostile reception at the Country Music Awards in 2016.

the point being, yes, I don't think it's off-base to say that, to many Americans, rap and Black music and art generally are like... very optional and avoidable parts of pop culture in the way that more white-dominated genres are not, similarly to a lot of international and especially non-English art.

[yanaleese]

hear me out... Karma with a silly incubus/succubus MC? :) but MC doesn't drain Karma of his energy/life when they get freaky

Ok so first of all i attempted to a gender neutral MC here. However the first one looked a little too fem so I did a more masculine look to balance things out! I also don't mean to offend anyone here!

But let's get back to brainstorming together!!! <3333

SO FIRST OF ALL - VERY WHOLESOME. They'd be super cute together!!!

Incubus/Succubus! MC in Karma's world would have a hard time facing discrimination since they're seen as promiscuous, flirtatious, manipulative, dangerous, and useless. Not even werewolves get such bullying and/or harassment compared to these type of demons. It's even worse if sucubi/incubi do not fit the beauty type displayed. I honestly see this MC having a lot of challenges just being themselves, that they put on multiple facades.

Therefore, this MC would be distant upon first interaction, and distrustful of others. I can imagine multiple types of Incubus/Succubus! MCs:

(1) A sly, ‘mean’ MC within the sex industry. Their main job would be (but not limited to) helping wives test their husbands without making them suspicious. But little did the wives know, MCs getting extra money thanks sleeping with these cheaters. When the cheaters are then caught red-handed, MC would taunt them and be like “Oh my gosh? Really? You had a husband???” In the fakest way possible. They enjoy serving karma (👀), since MC couldn’t serve karma due to the abuse and injustice they got growing up. I imagine them meeting Karma when he becomes the new boss of MC’s company, replacing their actually kind, caring boss and best friend they loved to have company with.

While yes, it is a desperate move, he knows it will be worth it. After all, why would vampires, who are welcomed into society - stoop so low for sex work? That would enrage that MC that they’ll look for any and every good reason to tear Karma; cue the haters to lovers arc (lol).

(2) A ‘play dumb’, approachable MC. This MC would use their bright smile in the day doing odd jobs, and use their sex appeal in nightclubs, hostess clubs, strip clubs. As a result, MC either has serious networking or serious drama underneath their belt. To not catch unwanted attention, MC would act like an airhead, cutesy, or just plain innocent like 😇🥺🥹😜🥸🫢. Karma and MC’s first interaction would happen if MC gets framed, blackmailed, and just anything that puts them in danger lol, so basically the Superman option. The other option is the “casual client” scenario, where Karma’s always been their client on the day or night side, until something goes to shit LMAO

(3) The most interesting one here is Incubus/Succubus! MC meeting Dark! Karma. Maybe Karma went on a trip overseas, saw you and boom. Hooked. After that, he does his best to meet you, but under the pretense of keeping your affair a secret with NO sex involved. Realizing you’ve hit jackpot, you think life will be easy. But note that, sometimes the biggest diamond requires the biggest risks - and maaaaaybe that risk will cost your freedom and sanity.

There are so many ideas to come out of this; so feel free to choose which route you wanna go, Anon!!!

[beautifulpersonpeach]

so just to confirm, jikookers genuinely believe that in an extremely homophobic military system and country that just reaffirmed the illegality of any form of homosexual interaction during enlistment (to the point that they can face a prison sentence), two queer individuals in a gay relationship would put themselves, their relationship, and their careers at risk by enlisting in the same camp together through the buddy system in which they will have to be together essentially at all times surrounded by other soldiers, supervisors etc for 18 months? there is no private time or sneaking off in the military so jikookers genuinely think that while already dealing with the stress and difficulty of enlistment within itself, jimin and jungkook would subject themselves to an extra stressor of controlling their emotions and actions with each other at all times for that long? like you all actually think they said “yeah fuck it we’d rather be by each others side while facing the risk of getting caught, sent to prison, and having our careers destroyed instead of being separated for just 18 months out of our whole lives”. like how do u think they’d even remotely survive those 18 months?

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You know, when you put it that way I think you have a point. It's ludicrous to think two queer men can co-habit in the same unit without climbing all over each other and outing themselves. Jikookers must've been deaf, blind, all thinking faculties out to lunch when Jungkook talked about how Seven is autobiographical (the female subject in the song not being just a technicality). Expecting Jungkook of all people to go days, weeks, and months on end without fucking his main squeeze is kinda nuts ngl. Especially when everybody knows gay men are overly promiscuous, deviant, sex-addicted sons of Lucifer who just happen to look good in perms and eyeliner. One glance at all that cake Jimin got in the back and Jungkook will start keening like blue-balled bonobo before jumping him in broad daylight. Right? Perhaps it's a wonder jikook survived 10 years in the spotlight while being in the most hyper-visible group in a homophobic society, even representing their homophobic country in official capacities.

What good is a relationship if you cannot have sex for any period of time, after all? Can you even call that a relationship?

Also, your point about how there's no private time in the military is a godsend because it just reminded me of a curious phenomenon that happened this year. I noticed it happened maybe two or three times this year when ARMYs and even people tangentially related to ARMYs collectively hallucinated seeing Seokjin and Hoseok outside the military base. In fact, this is what's convinced me beyond all reasonable doubt that BTS's fandom is a cult.

Anyway, I'm rambling.

Jikookers must be dumb, high, or both to think it's a good thing for jikook to possibly mean more to each other and still choose to enlist together under the Buddy program. Clearly it's unthinkable for a couple to weigh the strength they could gain by being together, as more important than the risk of being caught in an explicitly compromising situation. It's silly of jikookers to think companionship can happen in all sorts of ways even while in the military; and flat out ridiculous of them to believe that jikook at the end of the day started out as friends, have been through some of their most life-defining moments together, and are still one of the closest pairings in BTS.

Thank you for taking the time to share such an enlightening opinion with me, Anon. Your ideas were persuasive and yes, you have me convinced. It is impossible for jikook to be jikooking in the military ergo jikook must not exist.

[elliottkay]

Hi, I’m Elliott, and writing smut changed my life.

I also write military sci-fi and fantasy and D&D shitposts, but this is about the smut. I promise it won’t get weird. Much.

In 2010, I was scraping by as a substitute teacher and things were not great at home. I had only written gamer fic for friends, my aspiring mil sci-fi novel was stuck, and I needed some sort of escape… and I thought, “Well, I like sexy stories, and Literotica is free, and…”

My story was a feel-good adventure about a college guy with a heart of gold, a jaded demon weary of evil, and Heaven's hottest mess. It was silly. It was sexy. It was polyamorous, warm, and irreverent, and Literotica loved it: high ranking, tons of comments, and holy shit am I getting positive feedback from the internet?

So it became my first book:

…and that book plugged some holes in my life. It didn’t get me out of subbing, but it filled the financial gap, and it picked me up after a break-up. More importantly, it gave me an audience. When I published Poor Man’s Fight, I already had readers, and that led to more readers… many of whom then picked up Good Intentions and loved that, too, though some had the shocking experience of “Oh my god, it’s full of butts!”

If you’ve read this far, it’s probably time for the content warning. I’m a big believer in these, for serious reasons and, um… less serious.

WARNING: “Good Intentions” contains violence, explicit sex, nudity, inappropriate use of church property, portrayals of beings divine and demonic bearing little or no resemblance to established religion or mythology, trespassing, bad language, sacrilege, blasphemy, attempted murder, arguable murder, divinely mandated murder, justifiable murder, filthy murder, sexual promiscuity, kidnapping, attempted rape (which is never comedy), immolation of said attempted rapists, persistent disrespect for vampires (which is always comedy), arson, dead animals, desecrated graves, gang activity, theft, assault and battery, panties, misuse of the 911 system, fantasy depictions of sorcery and witchcraft, multiple references to various matters of fandom, questionable interrogation tactics, cell phone abuse, reckless driving, even more explicit sexuality, illegal use of firearms within city limits, polyamory, abuse of authority, hit and run driving, destruction of private property, underage drinking, disturbances of the peace, disorderly conduct, internet harassment, bearers of false witness, mayhem, dismemberment, falsification of records, tax evasion, bad study habits, and an uncomfortably sexy mother.

…and that’s just the first book.

They've all got those warnings. Even the short story collections.

Credit to the incredible @leemoyer for all my book covers, and for teaching me so much about this biz. And while he's not on the book covers, I've gotta share the other central protagonist as illustrated by the awesome @juliedillon:

...yeah, Alex gets into some shit.

If you're looking for protagonists who really communicate, if you want polyamory instead of love triangles, and if you hate when steamy scenes fade to black, I've got you covered.

If you’ve read this far and you’re interested, or even if you just want to see more content warnings, please give my stuff a look on Amazon (including Kindle Unlimited) or on Audible where they’re narrated by Tess Irondale. Give her a listen and you’d be happy to hear her read just about anything.

[evillemons]

TAEHYUNG’S IDEAL TYPE (V pt. 1)

~ a manifestation of his ideal girlfriend. Continuation into part 2 and part 3. Masterlist here.

Key words: Unique, artistic, opinionated, spontaneous, exotic, charismatic, sensual.

Her personality:

• As a whole, Tae's ideal type is a liiiitle tricky because he is such a dynamic, multi-faceted, and unpredictable individual. This is my best guess regarding the type of person he might be drawn to.

• She definitely has a strong and defiant personality. She is extremely vocal about her opinions and is completely unafraid to be herself.

• Like Tae, she is one of a kind and often misunderstood.

• She would no doubt be creative in some way, and would very likely have a career in the arts. I could especially see her as a tango dancer, model, or actor.

• Definitely a crocheter/knitter/sewer/DIY hobbyist on the side.

• While she may have a hot temper at times, she would generally be kind and good-hearted. He would not be attracted to someone mean or condescending.

• Warm, bubbly, and outgoing in an almost childlike way.

• Generally energetic, with a sense of wonder and excitement for life.

• She would also need to be silly and adventurous enough to keep up with his antics (he wouldn’t want someone too rigid or who constantly turns down his spontaneous date ideas).

• I see her as not necessarily raunchy or outwardly sexual, but sensual in a subtle and teasing way.

• MBTI: ENFP or ESFP. Fun-loving, charismatic, expressive, and sympathetic.

• While I don’t see her as an intellectual in the traditional academic sense, she would have strong world views and be perceptive of people, cultures, and relationships. She would be “people smart” and sensitive to others’ emotions and heavy topics.

• She might be an advocate for social justice or animal rights.

• Tae can sometimes get pretty emotional (and maybe even a little illogical). Even though I see her as a “feeler” type, she would need to have the ability to ground him and remain calm and rational for the relationship to be healthy.

Her looks and sexuality:

• Although he wouldn’t get tooo caught up on looks, Tae would definitely be attracted to someone mixed or exotic. European (especially French), Middle Eastern, or Southeast Asian.

• Tae would probably be the most likely to try to learn his s/o's native language.

• She could be unique looking or have a strong defining feature, such as long curly hair, large round eyes, or an interestingly-placed mole.

• I don’t think he would necessarily be averse to any body type, but I could see him liking someone with a slim-hourglass figure; large breasts, small waist, and wide hips.

• She would not be particularly athletic, but not unhealthy either.

• He would think someone short is cute and would love to be taller than her (maybe 5’3-5’5 or 160-165 cm)(I know this is not that short, but he is pretty tall at 5’10/179 cm and any shorter would just be awkward).

• Similarly, I don’t see him preferring someone older than him, as he would like to feel protective and as if he can take care of her.

• I see her being straight, but very open to “experimentation” or a threesome with another woman.

• She’s very sexual and would not like someone who’s shy or nonchalant in bed.

• I actually don’t see her with many tattoos or piercings, if any (for more of a classic/vintage look). She might have one small tattoo in a promiscuous position such as her lower back or bikini line.

• The way she dresses and carries herself would have a big impact on him, much more so than her physical characteristics.

• He would love someone with a similar fashion sense to his - somewhat formal, but also colorful and artistic. Feminine (but not necessarily modest) with lots of prints, skirts, and items that drape over her curves in a flattering way.

• Her makeup style might be mostly minimal but with a statement focal point, such as a bold lip or a cat eye.

• Like Namjoon and Yoongi, even though Tae might have an ideal type or be drawn to certain types of people, personality and compatibility are much more important at the end of the day.

[bambisbraingoespop]

The Diary of Bambi

Day Four:

It took me a little longer to relax into the files today. I'm not sure if it was because I was tired and also trying to make sure I didn't fall asleep or if it was because it seems to have swapped to a rapid type of induction vs the longer one now. But I eventually did relax and droop deeper and deeper.

I liked that it reminded me Bambi speaks in the third person. And I think I've started to think of Bambi as a type of second character inside of me a bit because of that. And when Bambi is around, I get to just float in peaceful obedience. No thinking or stress or memories or just anything. Just Bambi.

Bambi is pretty and obeys. She's docile but slutty and has silly thoughts and plenty of giggles.

I really got into the memory wiping this time a lotttt. Like, as I was filling the bubble with memories over and over again, and as it was asking me to try and remember after wiping them between certain ages, my imagination was really picturing the disappearance of all that I am. 

Every time I tried to picture an important person or place, I would blur out their face completely or kind of zoom away from the place and replace it with a pink foggy haze. It was really hot and thinking about it now, also kinda scary. The way the faces were just blurred out and indistinguishable. No longer my memories but a confusing series of thoughts.

But by the end of that, I just kept thinking about memories I had with my Master. The only ones left. I'm not sure why I didn't purposefully erase those, too. But I didn't. I'm not sure if I should have... I like that Bambi knows who owns us. We get to dress up and make others jealous, but only Master gets to touch and play and use Bambi.

I can't really remember much of the uniformed part. I know it made me want to impress Master even more. But also to dress up for myself and make sure I feel as sexy and promiscuous as possible to feel all of my bliss. It reinforced some of my thoughts from yesterday too. About wanting to show off for approval and validation.

Did you miss Day Three?

Read it here

[aikyudo]

Aikyudo's Undertale Merch Master Post Pt. Two!

I have so much stuff I need a part two for it!

This is about as official as official merch gets. XTale comic, XTale Secret Entries Zine, Cross pillow and charm by Jakei, distributed by LoadingCrewCrafts. I would really encourage anyone who wants fun merch to check them out. They're a little pricey, but I've been happy with a lot of the art from that crowd.

https://x.com/jaelarteo

https://www.loadingcrewcrafts.com

Paper Crane comic by Little_Noko, also distributed by LoadingCrewCrafts. I am planning on buying some more Crane merch since it's available. There's a cute little plastic standee that I've been having my eye on for a while now.

https://x.com/LittleNoko

https://www.loadingcrewcrafts.com

https://little-noko.tumblr.com/

Game Night Zine by Cold Grove Studios. I had accidentally ordered two zines, one under my married name and one under my maiden name. Whoops! I've been thinking about reselling the extra one just to recomp the cost I paid, but I'll have to ask about their resell policy.

https://x.com/coldgrovestudio

https://coldgrovestudios.bigcartel.com

A silly little Wing Ding comic by DokHertz. I simply came across this on Etsy and decided to grab it, no vast story with this one.

https://x.com/DokHertz

https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheFunctionCreep

Honestly, my crowning jewel. I had been staking out The Crayon Queen's tumblr/etsy for literal MONTHS trying to get my hands on these bad boys. When I saw that there were some available on her Etsy I just about shit myself, haha.

https://loverofpiggies.tumblr.com/

https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrayonQueenCreations?ref=shop-header-name&listing_id=765923879&from_page=listing

WARNING FOR CONTENT BELOW!!

The following content pictured below may be upsetting for some people. Content includes nudity, drawings of fictional incest, and promiscuous/erotic drawings. Please view at your own discretion.

The Live, Laugh, Bone calender, ordered from September 2023. I actually haven't hung it up or used it at all this year, I just don't have the space for it. Well, maybe I'll try hanging it on the side of my green bookcase? Actually, that's not a bad idea....

https://x.com/livelaughbone

https://livelaughbone.carrd.co

I managed to grab this after their main sales had wrapped up, they had some leftover sales that I snatched up pretty quickly. There's actually several artists in this that I had been following on Twitter, but didn't know because their art styles had improved so much!

https://x.com/OfRefuse

https://salonofrefuse.carrd.co

A super cute Dude&Bruh doujinshi from Twitter! The artist seems to be constantly doing more sales due to demand- and I understand why! The art is super great, the expressions are amazing, and it feels nice to hold. Only downside... I can't read Korean, haha.

https://x.com/peng2_undertale

[bliss-wily]

More headcanons because I’m sick and have nothing better to do~

This post? Raditz! Radish boy shall receive some love~

Very silly and of course it’s just headcanons so please don’t take these too seriously.

•Raditz is a tsundere through and through both for relationships and friendships.

•He’s the outlier of the group of 3, the other two being Vegeta and Nappa.

•Doesn’t get stronger like the others because he is too much of a coward to pick on anyone stronger than him.

•Grouchiest of the three, yes, even more so than Vegeta.

•His tail is super sensitive, most definitely his weakness.

•Relies on his scouter too much as he doesn’t trust his own instincts from constantly being invalidated by Vegeta and Nappa.

•Seeing as he doesn’t really have friends, befriending Raditz would mean him being quite insecure and likely having him being very possessive or having a fear of abandonment.

•If he’s extra grouchy, get that man food asap and lots of it.

•His tail reveals a lot about his feeling and emotions in the moment - that’s if it’s not wrapped around his waist.

•Struggles with human technology, so imagine you’re living with him (platonically or romantically, doesn’t matter) and you wake up to noises at 3am with the man trying to get a microwave to work. So yes…the man can use Saiyan pods and scouters but microwaves stump him.

•You know what, technophobe when it comes to earthling tech, you would see many phones destroyed because he can’t manage it.

•Or hearing him argue with Siri/Alexa/Google because everything isn’t working how he wants.

•But by no means does this make Raditz stupid. He’s smart but just doesn’t get the opportunity to really say anything.

•Looks up to Vegeta and Nappa, he just wants some form of acceptance goddamn it.

•Acts mean because it’s all he’s ever known - how he’s been treated.

•Of the three remaining Saiyans in the Frieza Force, I imagine he gets the least amount of name calling as the other two as he’s just kinda there? Raditz strikes me as someone who’s closed off.

•And due to ill treatment from his teammates I think he believes that being mean in the best way to communicate with people he’s interested in.

•Also…maybe a bit promiscuous. Frieza did assume Gohan was Raditz’s son so…I’ll leave that open ended, as I tend to stay relative SFW on here.

Someone socialise this man, he deserved to be around longer. So did Nappa to be fair.

[ryuichirou]

Do you think any of the NRC students slept with someone that you wouldn't expect in a heat of the moment situation and never talked about it again? For example people you normally wouldn't ship together or don't see having much interaction but maybe they slept together since they were both in the mood and knew since they don't interact they wouldn't have to worry about bumping into the other and feeling awkward, maybe even multiple times since it's an easy no strings attached

Anon, it’s been days and every time I think about your ask, I focus my entire being on activating 100% of my brain and opening the third eye. A part of me is saying “I don’t know, I think we already ship everyone who could bang even if it’s just for once”, but another part of me is saying “but imagine the juicy gossip?” lol

To be honest, I ended up with a lot of possible options. Not all of them have to happen in the same universe because some of the boys ended up being more promiscuous than they probably would be LOL Also, we do ship some of these couples, to be completely fair.

Ace and Riddle – an accidental hookup, a classic “instant regret” situation. Argued for a long time, got super heated, and then boom, it happened. They didn’t say anything to each other afterwards and started avoiding each other for some time.

Jade and Riddle – I guess this is another accidental hookup? Riddle isn’t sure if this actually happened or Jade is just messing with him. But he is very flustered, confused and isn’t sure if it happened (did it?) because Jade is Floyd’s twin. Would that make things better or much, much worse? In any case, it was a momentary weakness… maybe induces with something that he shouldn’t have drunk.

The devil on my shoulder whispers “Rook and Leona”… And I’m not sure whether I should listen to him or not. The fact that Rook is still very obsessed with Leona suggest that he didn’t get any… But the possibility is never zero. I feel like Rook would.

Jamil could fully go around having sex with random people with 0 strings attached with his unique magic, to be honest LOL But it’s probably too troublesome because it would require him explaining to the hypnotised person what to do. I feel like we talk a lot about Jamil having these arrangements now that I think about it… while someone like Azul would be a regrettable long-term arrangement, someone like Floyd could be a one-time thing. Initially. But then both of them would kind of want to repeat it, so I guess it doesn’t count lol

Oh! Ruggie and Jamil! This would have the most perfect “one-time sex no strings attached” situation in NRC. Both of them are such no bullshit people lol

Epel and Ace both are horny-but-no-homo enough to end up with an arrangement where they would try to hook up once just as a training of sorts (if Ace doesn’t want to go for Deuce for some typical Ace reason). The main reason why it didn’t continue was because both of them were crushing on other people, and this coping situation just didn’t really work for them lol But whatever happened between them is a huge secret.

I can’t think of anything specific for Idia but it would be silly to leave him out, so let’s imagine him somehow getting Kalim’d because he got invited to his dinner party and then the whole thing was a blur. Kalim doesn’t strike me as someone who would have sex with a lot of people, but Idia was so cute that night! He kept saying that he really had to get back home, but his body was saying other things! <3

Sebek is a huge one when it comes to accidental heat-of-the-moment fucks, but he is very bad at never-talking-about it part, so Sebek/Idia wouldn’t work here (he won’t leave poor Idia alone after that lol). Sebek/Jamil would though, as well as Sebek/Leona… in every scenario Sebek is very confused though and is having a hard time keeping it together lol

Malleus is a wild card because I can see him somehow hooking up with Trey; it’s Trey’s energy of a regular guy who ends up fucking the most gorgeous people, I guess. Trey has no idea how and why it happened: was this a blessing? Should he be grateful? I mean, it was very good, but… should he be concerned about the fact that he fucked the future king? Malleus is perfectly satisfied and pleased though, so maybe Trey should be okay…

I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT AZUL AND MALLEUS, these two fucked during the Glorious Masquerade event, this is just a fact. But also it could've happened at any other point, but only once, either as a result of Azul being a total suck-up who really really badly wants to get on Malleus' good side (and what better way to make connections than by fucking a person I guess)...or as a result of Malleus being adventurous and flirty, once again.

I could also see Malleus hooking up with Floyd, and in that case it would be the perfect storm of Malleus feeling adventurous and a bit petty at people who didn’t pay attention to him + Floyd feeling in the mood for some dangerous games. Both of them would be very aware of what’s going on and would go all-out. It was the first time in Floyd’s life his partner didn’t ask him to be slower or gentler, only asked provoking questions, as if to piss him off.

Another person Floyd could end up hooking up with is Vil, but in that case it would be a result of their unresolved sexual tension that’s been building up overtime. Vil could end up hooking up with Jade for the same reason actually, but it would be more of a calculated thing in that case, in a “I know what you’re playing” sense. 

Bonus: Trey has slept with multiple random students on his campus during his first year, but he stopped doing that when Riddle enrolled. With some of them it was Trey’s first time talking to them, and he wasn’t really able to continue the relationship since then, so I guess it kind of counts?? He doesn’t like talking about it though, it ruins his image a little bit lol

[loggiepj]

FORBIDDEN

Part 4 | Part 5

Part 6

Wanda didn't get a chance to visit Y/n. Not when Layla was always there whenever she managed to reach a few feet away outside Pepper's tent. 

Pietro wondered why he suddenly lost sight of Wanda when they went together to visit the human. He should have expected it — that his sister was not yet ready to befriend someone like Y/n. 

Wanda tried though, but every time she had the courage, the other promiscuous witch was already there talking sweetly to Y/n. And Layla wasn't even doing it alone, she was always with her followers behind her. Wanda couldn't even help but retch at the annoying sight of what seemed to be dried flowers in Layla's hands. 

Rumors then began to circulate like wildfire that Y/n and Layla were linked romantically, much to Wanda's dislike. She did try to control the upset she could feel inside her gut. But the more she could hear Layla's cheerful voice as she began narrating the things she and Y/n had talked about, the upset only turned into fury. 

So Wanda had to stay away for a while. 

The witch spent most of her time in her tent alone, either sleeping or staring at the entrance bidding for something she didn't know. When she had managed not to think about a certain human who had filled most of her thoughts, Wanda's mind was suddenly consumed with what happened the other day when she had almost lost control if it wasn't for her brother. 

It wasn't the first time. 

Wanda was seven years old when she first discovered her powers unlike any other witch her age. 

The town she grew up in called someone with the same abilities as hers the Scarlet Witch. 

She used to hear stories about what the Scarlet Witch could do and how powerful they could get. The Scarlet Witch is the most powerful witch, stronger than any Supreme Witches or even the eldest amongst the Witches' council leaders, who could literally wipe all the population of the world off to extinction in just one flick of their wrist. 

When Wanda accidentally burned the huge fields of wheat they had behind their house when she was just a kid, their parents were suddenly filled with fear — both for their own child's safety and for others. She could still remember how their father hid her in the basement for days until the news of unexplained explosion in the farm had dissipated. 

Wanda had no idea though. She was still upset because she was left alone in the farm while Pietro got to go with their father to the wet market. It was only supposed to be a silly tantrum. And that was what terrified her parents the most since the explosion in the farm was only caused by a child's tantrum. A little child's tantrum. 

Ever since then, the need to teach Wanda and Pietro about certain spells increased tenfold. Pietro complained all the time while Wanda's interest only piqued more. She even went to sneak into their basement at the age of eleven, just to read some of their father's forbidden books, where she had also come across black magic and how to harness them. 

Wanda learned how to call her powers on her own one day. Small red mists began swirling around her fingertips, her eyes fascinated at the sight until she sent the apple tree across their yard burning. Pietro quickly made up an excuse that it was struck by lightning but in truth, he saw everything and what his sister had done. 

The young female witch didn't try to do it again in fear of what trouble she could further do. 

The second and last time it happened was the time their village was attacked by Deviants. It was midnight when the slaughter began. 

The twins just turned thirteen. 

Pietro woke Wanda up in the middle of the night, drowsy and coughing from all the smoke coming on each side of their house. And then she could hear their parents screaming downstairs. 

Pietro was adamant to protect his sister no matter the cost, so he pulled her out of the window, threw themselves down the roof to head towards the dark woods beyond. 

Another scream was all it took for Wanda to get out from her brother's grasp and run to their parents' aid. That was when she saw her mother's head being cut off before her. 

It was all darkness after that. 

The next morning, Wanda woke up with tattered singed clothes and the empty burnt rubbles before her. 

Wanda knew she had lost control then, just like what happened in the farm. Only this time, she had destroyed their entire town. 

She found Pietro safely in the woods later on as she tried to escape, unconscious but alive. She was thankful she didn't hurt him. 

From then on, Wanda grew wary of her own powers. 

When Wanda and Pietro were sent under their relatives' care, she never stopped trying to master her powers, to use it only when necessary. There were even times when she could use it to levitate items in the house just to help her with household chores. But it was only executed when her brother or other people weren't around for she had no idea when it would get out of control.

Through time, the twins learned that it might be due to Wanda's emotions. 

 

"I HEARD from someone you were my number one admirer." 

Wanda jumped from surprise on her bed,  bringing her to the present, not expecting to see Y/n grinning from ear to ear by the entrance of her own tent. 

"Sorry," Y/n quickly apologized, blushing as she immediately looked down at her own boots when she noticed the witch was barely wearing any clothing, long expanse of porcelain skin exposed in full display. "I didn't mean to scare you." 

"It's okay, I was just surprised, that's all," Wanda replied in a rush, standing up from her bed as she moved slowly towards the human. "How are you feeling?" 

Y/n shrugged her shoulders, chuckling with eyes still avoiding Wanda. "Felt like I slept for ages." 

Wanda hummed, stopping at an arm's length distance, not wanting to walk into Y/n's space. "Pretty sure your ego's inflated now that you're practically the camp's hero." 

Y/n then raised her eyebrow at Wanda, focusing on her face instead. "I'm not a hero. Pietro and others were there too." 

"That's not what your girlfriend is telling the camp." 

"Girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend." 

Wanda only scoffed. "The flowers on your bedside table told me otherwise." 

A smirk finally grew on Y/n's face. "Oh, so you really did visit me. I was starting to think Pepper was only trying to lift my spirits up." 

The witch's cheeks only turned red as she turned her back at the human, even when all she wanted to do was wipe that beautiful smirk off Y/n's face. "Don't flatter yourself. It doesn't suit you." 

Y/n softly chuckled. "Well, regardless, I'd like to thank you for being there—" 

Wanda abruptly turned around to face Y/n. "Why are you still nice to me when I'm nothing but ill-mannered to you?" 

Y/n swallowed a nervous lump before she replied, "You're not necessarily ill-mannered—" 

"Stop alleviating things—" 

"I'm not, it's just—" Y/n suddenly ended the conversation as she tightly gripped her side. Her face was contorted in pain as she let out a groan. 

Wanda's stature immediately became worried before reaching out to the human, hands touching Y/n as if the latter was so delicate and could easily break. 

"Does it hurt? It shouldn't hurt that much, Pepper said that. . . ." Wanda's voice trailed off when she noticed the wide grin on Y/n's face, which slowly burst into laughter. 

The witch slapped Y/n's arms repeatedly as she exclaimed. "You ass! How could you make a joke out of something so serious?!" 

Y/n tried to get away from the witch's wrath until they were both outside the tent. 

"I'm sorry," Y/n apologized, still laughing. "But you should have seen your face." 

Wanda stopped her attack when she noticed some of the campers staring their way. 

Y/n only went on, "But see, you still care. That's why I like you. Underneath this strong facade you got going on outside, there's a soft kindhearted woman who I want to be acquainted with." 

Wanda let out a sigh before she licked her lips, hoping Y/n wouldn't notice how her heart beat never stopped racing. She crossed her arms over her chest, suddenly realizing anyone could see her nipples poking through her cloth. Y/n, on the other hand, might have spent a little bit too long gawking at her, until she averted her focus to the plants beside Wanda's tent instead. 

"I . . . I want to apologize for the way I had been treating you in the past," Wanda muttered, making Y/n look back her way. "I let my fear and doubts consume me before trying to get to know you and the others." 

"It's—" 

"I'm not yet done," Wanda cut her off, sending Y/n her signature glare. 

Y/n zipped her lips as she grew silent, smiling. 

"What I said those nights," the witch went on, "I never meant them. It's just so hard to trust someone when I've grown to hate them my entire life." 

Y/n nodded in understanding. She could see from the witch's eyes how sincere she was. "It's okay. I completely understand where you're coming from. I don't judge a book by its cover. Plus, you're awfully nice, Wanda, whether you know it or not. Pepper said you helped her bandage my wound when she's busy, and a lot of the injured ones too, so thank you—" 

"Don't make a big deal out of it," Wanda muttered before a small smile appeared on her face. 

It only made Y/n's grin wider. "See? You should smile more often." 

She playfully threw her fists at Y/n once again, the latter trying to make a run away from the former. 

"Oi, Y/n!" Pietro's voice disrupted the moment. "I didn't know you were released from Pepper's care." 

And when Y/n went running towards Pietro, Wanda couldn't help the way she stared at the former's back, wanting to wrap her arms around her just like what Pietro was doing. Only unbelievably longer than appropriate. And maybe a kiss or two, perhaps. 

Wanda quickly shook her head, dismissing such impure thoughts. She decided to go back into her tent. 

 

Y/N TRIED to give the witch some space, burying the intense feelings she felt towards her. Ever since waking up, she knew she should think about how she had managed to survive when she swore she died for a minute. But when Pepper mentioned how Wanda took care of her while she was unconscious, it was always what the human could think about. 

Layla's presence should have distracted Y/n, but it would be wrong to lead the other witch on. 

That was what the human had been doing for days as she recovered — avoid Layla and her cronies.

And just when she thought everything was going to be okay, something unpleasant caught her eye. 

The same male witch who got the Avengers into trouble a week ago named Vision, seemed to be sitting way too close to Wanda during dinner at the pavilion. 

Are they lovers? 

Y/n shouldn't be jealous. She had no right to be. But the way Vision and Wanda were acting towards each other seemed like they were a married couple who had been together for too long. 

"They're adorable, aren't they?" Layla commented, taking a seat beside the human. 

Y/n could only nod awkwardly, trying not to look embarrassed from getting caught staring at Wanda. 

"As far as I can remember, they were arranged to marry one day," Layla added, instantly making Y/n crestfallen. "They just got separated due to the recent attacks." 

Layla wasn't lying though. She really thought the rumors of Vision proposing to Wanda for marriage were true. It was the talk of the town months ago. Layla knew it would make the human heartbroken for she could see the way the latter was staring at Wanda. But better now than later. Layla didn't want Y/n to get more hurt, to see and expect something that wasn't there. 

Y/n tried to appear nonchalant and unaffected by the new information. She even did convince Layla that Vision and Wanda look good together since the other witch was now changing the topic. 

But Y/n couldn't get her mind off Wanda. Unaware that on the other corner of the pavilion, Wanda almost murdered the innocent mashed potato on her plate with her fork at the unforgivable sight of Y/n and Layla together while unwillingly listening to Vision's boring tales.

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[vyuntspakhkite-l-darling]

I love seeing people ramble about their stories so, can you ramble about Biting the Bullet?

Totally! I recently decided to pause my first draft because I got stuck and do a dummy draft instead so it'll be nice to just talk about it a little. <3

Originally it was going to be a silly story about a military fireteam during a war in a fantasy universe. It. It was going to be silly. It was going to be an action-comedy. It is.... not that anymore. All the world conflicts started getting into the mainstream media and I began seeing more military recruiters in my school and I kind of began projecting my anxieties and frustrations and stuff onto the story and honestly I think that made it a lot stronger.

I have three options I'm still not sure which to pick for the POV. I'm doing it in 3rd person past tense for sure, but I'm still not sure if I'm going to switch between all four of the main characters' perspectives, just Sibatol and Arsioly, or just Arsioly. For the first draft I'm rotating between all of them and we'll see how I feel after that.

I think my favorite thing about this story is the decisive character moments I have planned. My characters will develop gradually, but their biggest developments come from moments where they have to make big choices, whether to stay in their old ways or grow as people. Visralion, the team's medic who usually puts others before himself, says no when Arsioly first asks to be his boyfriend. Because even though they both like each other, Arsioly is a pretty shitty person to everyone but Visralion at that point, and Visralion recognizes that if they got in a relationship it'd just end up with him trying to fix Ari and that's not his job. This is also a big moment for Arsioly- he can choose to be awful about the rejection or he can choose to look at his own behavior and improve as a person. He chooses to improve himself.

Ari probably had the most of these and I can't say one of them bc spoilers but another one he has which is more subtle but still important is when Estera, the girl his fireteam finds on a mission and basically adopts bc she has nowhere else to go, wakes him up in the middle of the night to cuddle because she had a nightmare. His immediate reaction is to tell her to suck it up and leave him alone so he can sleep. But he chooses to be compassionate to her and it really makes him realize how much better it feels to be nice to people (and helps teach him the value of a life bc he almost shot her and is now seeing that all the people he's carelessly killed could have gone on and had moments like these but shh...).

Most of Virava's are more spoilery but they revolve mostly around her being terrified about her past repeating itself, and she ends up overcorrecting and taking several steps backwards before she finally stops bearing all her feelings by herself and actually talks to people about her fear.

Talking about Sibatol under the cut because his portion of this revolves around be talking about him being promiscuous, if hearing abt that will make you uncomfy don't read further :3

The one I can think of for Sibatol is a bit less straightforward than the previous ones but bear with me. He struggles with hypersexuality for most of the story due to trauma from when he was young. Sleeping around causes a lot of problems for him but he just can't stop and he really struggles in situations where he can't just fuck his way out of it. Most of the moves he makes hurt him or make situations worse or just generally dig him deeper into this hole he's dug for himself. But I'm not the person that's gonna give you a character like this and then tell you that the way they become a better person is by being less of a slut. His turning point (I won't be too specific bc spoilers) is when he learns how to use his sexuality in a more strategic way, a helpful way that makes things easier for people for once, which is a gateway into him changing his mindset abt his sexuality and he's still as promiscuous by the end of the story but he doesn't just use it as a distraction from bad feelings anymore, he approaches it in a healthier way.

[emblazonet]

Dragonflight

I read that beat up old copy of Dragonflight, a book published 55 years ago, and I truly enjoyed it. Spoilers for an old book follow, so be warned.

Like yeah there's a real 'not like other girls' vibe going on, somewhat mitigated at the beginning by Lessa feeling shame over how she misjudged Gemma, and then made worse by whatever the fuck is going on with that Kylara character. She's never on screen but everyone hates her because she's promiscuous or something? Dunno what's up with that. So like, yeah, gender stuff's weird, but also Pern's entire politics and economy rotate around telepathic dragons and evil spores, so, you know, it's a wacky fantasy. Whatever.

So many people, on telling them I found some battered Pern books in a Little Free Library, warned me that there's Bad Sex in these books, watch out! Well, I've read exactly one (1) Pern book, and I loved whatever the hell was happening. The dragons get horny so now their telepathic humans are horny? So now the two main characters who can't stand each other are fucking because telepathy? UH YES SIGN ME THE FUCK UP. I am so fucking here for this batshit scenario. It's not hatesex but it borders it. It's sex pollen by way of adorable dragons who fuck. I'm eating it up with a spoon. Now, sure, F'lar is like 'wtf I think I raped her' but in Lessa's pov she pretty much never dwells on it, so I think McCaffrey's actual intent was to give you the impression that F'lar is overreacting a bit because he has Feelings he won't admit, and while he's a smug jerk but he's not that bad, he's worried. You could if you want read this as textual rape? But I don't. I view this as Lessa being a practical and unlikeable bitch(affectionate) of a character, for whom sex is just not high on her priority list. She certainly wants to bang him later on. And because it wasn't a standard romance and the focus wasn't really on their courtship but rather the silly time travel plot, I actually enjoyed Lessa and F'lar as a couple. If I knew them IRL, I'd probably want to smack them, they're horribly emotionally stunted. But I got really invested in their slow reluctant growing respect for each other. Honestly so far Pern has the energy of a child making up a giant war for their toys, and incidentally smacking whatever figures they're using for their protagonists together and going, 'haha, they're kissing!'. Also, dragons. 9/10 can't wait to read more.

[scaly-freaks]

i'm so interested in jaehaerys and amara's relationship!!! does jaehaerys wants to be amara's biological son? is he resentful of his half siblings for being her children? i know that you said that jaehaera is team aegon while amara's younger son is team amara, is jaehaerys on amara's side?

Heeyyy~

So lil Jaehaerys is a baby right now in the fic, but I'm slowly creating his future version. His relationship with Amara becomes...troubling, to say the least. The fact that I'm about to tell you that Amara looks young for her age well into her 40s is a hint to what's coming (namely because, well, she's Kashmiri by ethnicity, and all the women in my family have aged insanely well, so I'm going on that basis).

So, that fact in itself helps Jaehaerys fantasise a scenario where she is his romantic/sexual partner as he grows into puberty. Yes, she was an adult in his life as he grew up, but she wasn't mother in the sense that she never really knew how to parent Jaehaera and Jaehaerys was the same age as his sister. Amara wasn't the disciplinarian. She was this person who was in a vaguely maternal role by all logic, but she was also playful and silly and mischievous and got down on his level, even though he needed more discipline than fun times. Whereas Jaehaera thinks she can treat her dad better in an emotional sense only, Jaehaerys ends up having quite vivid fantasises about his dad dying so he can take Amara as his wife and have a kid with her (she'd still be in childbearing age in her late 30s-early 40s).

Also it's imperative to point out, Jaehaerys's sexual awakening is similar to Aegon's. He wasn't supervised, it wasn't responsible, and it fucked with him later, but he coped with it by becoming sexually promiscuous (to a point, as a lot of his desires tended towards violence and you just can't go around killing the best brothel workers in town and not be noticed).

Anyway, all that said, I think he probably will reveal to Amara how he feels, maybe when he's 17, and either try to force himself on her, or just be very verbally passionate. She immediately panics, and is in complete horror (as you would be). She says she won't tell his father, but that from this day on, their relationship is going to be at a distance and she won't hear a 'no' from him on that.

He reluctantly agrees because he's still only 17 and yeah, he'd rather not have Aegon find out he's a psychosexual sadist lusting after his own stepmother. But (and trigger warning for rape here) he does go on to SA Jaehaera because of the fact that Jaehaera is Amara's daughter, looks like her, and is beloved by Aegon. Jaehaerys just likes to destroy everything he touches basically, especially if he thinks he doesn't get a piece of it.

[toniyx]

okay I said I wouldn't elaborate on the Alastor thing but I totally will because it would be silly of me

okay so, characters' personalities are not at all influenced by their sexual or romantic orientation, right???

WRONG!!!

sexuality does NOT exist in a vacuum. sexuality DOES influence someone's life, even to a small degree!!!

for example, Valentino being pan kind of helps establish that he's into just about everything. (on that note, sorry pan people). But he also is open to marketing everyone, because he's attracted to everyone, hence why he's the head honcho when it comes to porn in Hell.

But into a bigger and better example. Take Adam. Him being the straightest motherfucker possible is literally a hallmark of his personality. He's the kind of guy to go "straight pride matters" and call himself super straight and say "god hates gays" and shit like that. He is that prideful. He could not be queer, it would literally topple massive parts of his character. He wouldn't hit as hard as a villain- and likewise, with Valentino, it wouldn't hit as hard if he was just your stereotypical cishet pimp. Hazbin knocks out two birds with one stone - queer people can be abusers, and they can also be abused (see: Angel Dust).

So why am I going on about all this? Because Alastor's sexuality doesn't exist in a vacuum; it influences his character in many different ways. To keep his character as it is, he HAS to be aroace. He is driven by bloodlust and thirst for power and that's it. There are certain exceptions he will not make—one of them being disrespecting his own boundaries when it comes to intimacy. If Alastor were distracted by things like that, his character would feel so much more muddled down, and he wouldn't have the proper time to chase his goals.

He views sexuality as a sin—in the sense that, to him, it's a vice that he can exploit. He will never jeopardize his own mind or body, but he's more than happy to own your soul and force you to do boring, gruelling, often menial work. And on top of this, his sexuality & orientation feed into his dynamics with other characters—for example, he doesn't get along well with Angel Dust due to his absurdly promiscuous nature. He doesn't get along with Vox because Vox is pining for him more than the common schoolgirl. And this also helps establish a lot of Vox's motivations in the story; he hates Alastor because Alastor rejected him, and he plans to spite him every step of the way.

So by taking away his aroasexuality, you're frankly kind of gutting him. He wouldn't be the same character he is if he wasn't aroace. So hey—while I'm all up for people writing/reading/drawing whatever they want—keep that off this blog. Send that in my inbox and you're getting either publicly humiliated or ignored. I don't want your sexual/romantic (platonic is fine) thoughts on him, nor do I want requests.

Not only am I trying to be at least somewhat accurate to canon, but I also just couldn't write/look at that stuff myself without feeling disgusted. Characters' canon sexualities will be respected on this blog, end of story. I'll be somewhat flexible on certain characters (Pentious, Adam, Cherri, etc.) but others (Alastor, Charlie, Vaggie) I'll be more firm on.

[parkersgnome]

New oc drop ahhhh I’d draw but I’m lazy and making picrews are fun

TW: Don’t look at this if you don’t like things that are strange and disturbing

First one: Amié, a silly little fella. Descended from heaven to do silly little things.

Next, Bartholomea, the most promiscuous elf woman in the land. Regularly cuckolds her satyr bf.

Prince Eustacius, an oc from 2022. Based on Tarrare, he is the gluttonous, childish and malevolent elf prince of an unnamed kingdom.

Unlike Sybaritic, This story won’t follow a traditional arc structure; instead, it’s a series filled with a variety of misadventures. It’s also supposed to be kinda cheesy and stupid in nature as I wanted to be reminiscent of both 80s camp and dark fantasy films from the same era. So if something doesn’t make sense or isn’t historically accurate, that’s why. There’ll be more characters to come.

Speaking of sybaritic, here’s a picrew of Gabin and Philippe

Here’s some trad art of them bc it got 0 notes on my 2nd blog 😡(TW: eye scream)

Send in asks if you wanna hear more about them