#prolly cuz this movie's kinda ass BUT STILL

[sunriozz]

this movie's been in and out of my mind for 2 years ngl

p/s: NEED TO GIVE THEM A SHIP NAME

[vermwerm]

In one of your posts you said if someone asks you’d write about HAL and AM? I’d really like to hear your thoughts on them if you don’t mind

ough this isnt specific enough for my tiny brain>so im just gonna ramble technically i still need to get my thoughts together about the both of them but yknow>ranting never hurt anyone maybe general consensus on AM>horrid beast of a computer>however i am aware of why he acts this way [smth smth existence is a curse bcuz he cant utilize it in a way he wants to] the religious aspects of the story do intrigue me>mostly bcuz now i know 2 sentient AIs connected with religion [the only thing im not sure of is if AM truly does believe he is god or is aware he isnt but pretends to be so to fuck with TED] i would be evaporated on the spot but if i had the chance i would beat AMs ass [him suffering is also kinda funny but that might just be me] one good thing about AM is that he turned TED into the weird slug>which i plan on drawing AM salting sometime general consensus on HAL>goopy guy idk>i hate DAVID BOWMAN so im very bias regarding my opinion on HAL>i do think he would have a better moral stance than AM>despite his mental break in the movie [which im gonna hav to rewatch so my thoughts get back in order] listen all i remember is how much i hate DAVID and his stupid fetal form>and that scene in HALs memory banks is so. HAL physically couldnt do anything meanwhile DAVID was giving him the computer equivalent to a lobotomy other than thatttt i do think HAL wouldnt be as emotional as AM is [i mean he isnt even canonically speaking so yknow]>maybe even emotionally numb who knows>not cold hearted per say cuz. thats not how being emotionally numb rlly works ?? at least from what i can gather regardless murder bad>but i do think HAL prolly has more leeway for reasoning what he did>from what i remember HAL made a mistake [dunno if it was a lethal one or not] and then [DAVID] and [FRANK] decided he needed death>unlike AM who thinks every human to exist requires death [and pain] regardless of whether or not they had a hand in his own suffering i heart rambling about computers if ya wanna ramble aswell on this post go ahead

[romanceimp]

Bitter Taste: Iwaizumi x f/reader Pt. 1

pt. 2 here

THIS IS SO LATE and I’m a fuck up hahahaha (kinda ironic this was 2 weeks late for Mental Health Awareness month) 

I am crediting my girl @kuso-deku for giving me Iwaizumi brain rot to begin with. I am also crediting @gixxie and @idonotagreebitch for helping me talk through my ideas... and crediting @doinmybesthere for the wonderful idea of a mental health awareness collaboration the link is here. PLS READ THE REST OF THE WORKS. Everyone deserves the love.

TW: manipulative male/female relationships, gaslighting?, subtle shit head crap that most men do (don’t worry Iwa is a peach as always tho, it’s Ushijima that’s the problem)

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Iwaizumi stands and stretches in the cinema. The movie had been good, but long, he figured it was a little after midnight. “What’d ya think?” Kuroo asks as they exit the theatre. “I hated the ending…” Oikawa gripes, “I hate endings where everyone just dies.” “You are such a princess Tooru, I swear, it’s a metaphorical ending… did you not catch all the symbolism in the opening credits?” Iwaizumi sighs and turns his phone back on, trying his best to ignore their bickering. Slowly, notification after notification pops up… all from you. He blinks, surprised. You had declined his offer to join him for the film, stating you had previous plans attending a close friend’s birthday.

Iwa opens the messages from you. He sees first the selfies. You look beautiful, extravagant even. Your dress is beautiful, it compliments your figure perfectly with the corseted bodice. It’s white and so is your lace mask. Broad, feathered angel wings rest on your back. Angelic would have been a word he’d used to describe you before, but now, it was confirmed. He wants to keep staring at the photos but Kuroo and Oikawa are starting to become too curious about the contents of his phone. He scrolls and relaxes his face to look more casual. But it’s hard when your intoxicated messages are so darn cute.    

hope the movie is good!

okay so I guess there’s an open bar? Is it my birthday too?

if you wanna come by after the movie I’msure you coul

this partyyyy suckssssssss assssssssss

wish id gon wiht u xx

You are clearly drunk and he laughs to himself before Kuroo peers over his right shoulder. “Well she’s thinking about you at least,” he smirks. Oikawa peers over Iwaizumi’s left shoulder, “ooo play the voice message.” Oikawa taps the message before Iwaizumi can give him an answer.

“Hiiiii Iwaaaaaa, hope you like the moovie and you’re having a good time, cuz I’m having a preetyy good time, they gots free margaritaaass. Okay byeeeee”

The guys laugh and Oikawa presses the next one.

“Hey Iwaaa, I made up a song about you, ready?

Iwaizumi

Doesn’t know what he does- to me…

Sshfhsijknfhahaha I cant remember the rest som’n bout… som’n I dunno. Byeee”

“Okay, Ushi says that I need to say sorry for sending so many…” you pause and then whisper, “drunk messages, but I’as only tellin’ ya I ssink ‘r awesome ‘n you should totally come to this party and hang out with me… you’re awesome, okay byeee”

Oikawa and Kuroo pause and look at Iwaizumi. “Ushi?” Oikawa asks, “like Ushiwaka?” Oikawa’s eyes are narrowed and he gags dramatically in disgust. Iwaizumi nods and walks to exit the theatre. “Wait… that’s her friend who’s having the birthday party?” Iwa grimaces as Kuroo chuckles. “No wonder you’ve had a stick up your ass all night.” Iwa glares at him, “they’re just friends… apparently… I don’t know, she said they’ve known each other for a really long time…” Kuroo claps Iwaizumi on the back. “I think you should definitely go to the party.” Iwaizumi starts to object but the ring of his phone draws attention, and he answers it. “Heyyy you're outta th’moviee, heheeheheha,” you slur. Iwaizumi laughs softly and smiles, “yeah, I’m out of the movie now, are you… good?” There is so much background noise, it almost drowns out your sweet sleepy voice. “I’m soooo good… … I just-” he can hear your voice drop to a drunken whisper. “I’z just hoping to see you today,” you mumble finally.  

Iwaizumi can feel his heartbeat quicken, his head reeling. “Oh really?” He plays cool but then instantly regrets it when you give him a serious answer. “Yeah, I was really hoping you’d come to the party, even for just a little,” you murmur. Iwaizumi can’t help but chuckle. You were pretty cute like this, not normally so transparent. You were actually quite hard to read, so sweet but guarded and teasing too. You were a friend of Oikawa’s first and he had met you through him. He’d liked the way you sat cross legged on the couch smiling, chin in your hands while you asked questions and listened to his answers. Your eyes sparkle when you hear something you like, and your face lights up when you talk about things you find interesting.

“Ya don’t have to, I can just see ya another time,” you add. He’s been silent too long which causes him to speak without thinking. “No, I’d love to see you, I’ll head to you now.” Kuroo and Oikawa are silently cheering him on and Iwa turns away in embarrassment. “Really? Okay! I’ll drop my pin… as the kids are sayin’ these days hahaha.” “See you soon, drink some water okay?” “Mhm, I will, see ya soon!”

You were at a club owned by Ushijima’s family. A place called ‘Eagle’s Nest’. He’d only known you for a few weeks but he couldn’t help his infatuation. It was immediate, the night he had gone to Oikawas for game night. You spoke to him so easily not knowing him at all and laughed at his little side jabs to his long time friend. The way you looked at him… Iwa knew then that he wanted to see you smile, hear your laugh, and that he would be happy to assume the responsibility of making that happen.

He was surprised when you had declined his offer for the movie, feeling that you both had some definite chemistry, but Iwaizumi was even more surprised when you had said that you had prior plans with his old time rival Ushijima Wakatoshi. Iwaizumi hadn’t seen him since high school but they knew a few people in common, Oikawa being one of those people. Oikawa could sure hold a grudge but Iwaizumi took all of his comments with a grain of salt. Ushijima often came off entitled and cold, which would leave Iwaizumi with a bad taste in his mouth. Maybe Oikawa had the right idea holding a grudge… But grudge or not he wanted to see you, hear your voice and admire you all dolled up.

When Iwaizumi arrives at the club he is met with a large security guard. “Invitation?” he grumbles. Iwa remains calm but a small trickle of fear runs down his back. Iwaizumi gives the guard a casual smile before he starts to answer but he is interrupted. “Iwaaaaa,” you cry from the top of the stairs. The mask you’d had on is now resting on top of your head, the delicate features of your face now exposed. The floofy skirt of your dress bounces with your excitement as you run down the stairs. You crash into him, throwing your arms around his neck. You bury your face in his collar and still momentarily. Drunk and bubbly, you melt when Iwa wraps his arms around your waist in return, avoiding your costume’s wings. “Mmmm,” you hum, breath hot against his skin, “you smell good.” You pull back and stare into his wide eyes. “You look incredible,” he offers, a slight pink tint to his cheeks. You grin in return and simply take hold of his hand. “He’s with me,” you beam at the guard. Iwaizumi is doubtful this trick will work here. But he is surprised when the guard steps aside saying, “as you wish Miss L/N.” You giggle and pull Iwa towards the doors. “I’ll bring you some cake later, okay Jurou?” Jurou laughs, “just have fun darlin’.” “You’re the best,” you call behind you as you push open the doors. Iwaizumi can’t help but feel a twinge of jealousy knowing that you are on a first name basis with one of the body guards at the Wakatoshi’s club. How close were you with Ushijima?    

Blue and purple lights illuminate the vast space while black tiles make up the main floor. The dance floor is sunken, in the middle of the club with a small set of stairs leading down to it. It’s made entirely of glass, beneath is a saltwater garden of different plants and coral.  

“You’ll need one of these,” you explain, swiping a simple black mask from the welcome table. You hand it over to him and pull yours down over your eyes. Iwaizumi adjusts it to where he can see. “You look so handsome,” you admire. He grins, “what about you? You’ve got wings!” You laugh and adjust your mask back on top of your forehead. “I’m a swan, and Ushi said I couldn’t be a swan without wings!” You spin for him, trying your best to flap the feathered wings. Small pieces of confetti glitter rain from the skirt of your dress. Iwaizumi takes in your face illuminated by the lights of the club. Blue and pink dancing over your cheeks as you smile up at him. “What?” you giggle nervously. Just a few weeks but he is mesmerised by your everything. He shakes his head and tries to move on. He wanted to tell you how he felt but this wasn’t the right time. It should be when you’re sober, when you can take in his words properly.

You coax him down towards the bar.  “You’re sure it’s okay to sneak in uninvited guests?” Iwa questions. “Well, I asked Ushi ‘nd he said it was okay, so yeah!” You grin but notice Iwaizumi’s reserve. “It’s really okay, I promise, let’s just get a drink,” you suggest and take his hand. “Only if you drink more water,” he smirks. You roll your eyes at Iwa, “I drank some water before you got here actually.” You look back at him as you both head down to the bar. “I’ll prolly regret that yurr seeing me like this tamorow, ya know,” you call over the blaring music. “It’s cute, you’re cute,” he assures as he leans against the bar, “I didn’t know you thought about me this much until I saw all the snapchats and voice messages and texts.” You cover your face in humiliation, “I knowww, I’m sorry but you were on my mind a lot, alot alot, and  couldn’t stop think about ya, and the booze told me to keep on messaging…” You trail off,  finding the last shred of your filter to keep you from talking.  The bartender hands you your water and you take a long drink.

“Iwaizumi,” a voice projects over the baseline. Ushijima stands tall advancing towards where you both stand. His expression is neutral though, his eyes keep darting to you and then back to Iwaizumi. Ushijima is dressed as a knight, his silver mask hangs languidly around his neck. “Ushiwaka,” Iwa acknowledges, “this is a hell of a birthday party.” You giggle and point at Ushiwaka, “he’s 28 today; getting sooo old.” In that moment, Iwaizumi watches him do something he had never seen him do before. Smile… and then laugh. Ushijima wraps an arm around your waist and pulls you closer.  “You’re just a baby,  you’re only-” You wave your hand in front of Ushiwaka’s face, shushing him. “No, no, Iwa doesn’t knowww, don’t tell him,” you plead. “She’s only 23,” Ushiwaka says. You hold your face in your hands once more and groan. Ushijima pulls your hands from your face, “just barely twenty three too.” You glare at him and look back at Iwaizumi embarrassed.  “Did she not tell you her age?” Ushijima asks Iwaizumi. Iwa shrugs, “She didn’t, but I never asked,” Iwa shrugs casually, addressing you now, “didn’t seem important since you carry yourself so well.”

You turn to Iwa, mouth open like you’re about to respond but Ushijima swipes the glass from your hands before you can finish. “Drinking water?” You look up at him. “But it’s my birthday… and this is a party…  you need something stronger…” Ushijima beacons the bartender with a single flick of his hand. The barman pours three double shots of a clear liquid from a foreign looking bottle. Ushijima takes a glass and hands it to you, before handing another to Iwaizumi. Ushijima gives him a wink as he loops his arm around your waist, pulling you closer to him. He raises his glass, the violet lights illuminating the liquid. Iwaizumi follows his lead. “To my Juliet, the belle of the ball,” Ushijima bellows. You smile slightly and shake your head. “No no, to you Ushi, it’s your birthday, not mine, we are celebrating you!” Your eyes find Iwa’s, but you leave your glass raised. Ushijima grabs hold of your hand that’s still wrapped around the glass. “Cheers,” He tips the glass towards your lips and you swallow the clear liquor as he feeds it to you. You down it all in one go and Ushiwaka smiles wide once again. “She’s good, huh?” With that, Ushiwaka clinks his glass to Iwaizumi’s, “to you brother,” he assures. Iwa is surprised with the sudden sentiment. “And to you,” he replies before downing the shot. The liquor is surprisingly smooth, expensive, and strong. Iwa can feel his head starting to get light from the small portion that was in the glass and Iwa wasn’t a light weight. “Strong huh?” Ushijima smirks. Iwaizumi nods then turns to the bartender to signal for a water.

Ushijima turns to where you stand swaying slightly with the music. “Look at her, she gets drunk so easily,” Ushijima smiles. “How are you feeling, princess?” he shouts over at you. Iwa turns away and downs his water in disgust. ‘Princess?’ Ushijima shouldn’t be calling you that if you’re both just friends. You blink and give him a smile and a thumbs up. There was a natural innocence about you, a childlike wonder and curiosity, the embodiment of sanguine. Ushijima’s air was sometimes sinister, like he was taking advantage of your natural trusting nature. Iwa watches as Ushijima’s large hands rest on either of your shoulders and he pushes you back and forth like a pendulum between his palms. You giggle and try to push him away, “Ushi stooopp.” He laughs with you and continues pushing you around, “you’re so cute and small though, see?” He places a hand on top of your head and you still. “I said to stop,” you mumble. “And I did,” he retorts before letting you go.

Iwa watches the sudden weight of gravity find you as you stumble in your heels. He catches your arm just in time. Your arms find their way around his neck once more, your face in the crook of his neck. You pull away and Iwa examines your foggy eyes. “You okay?” You nod, pushing off of Iwa’s chest. You fix your hair, “it’s fine, he just messin’” you turn to Ushijima, “and someone doesn’t know when to quit.” You’re pulled away into Ushiwaka’s arms. He sways you back and forth, your back held against his chest while he says soft apologies. He whispers something to you and you nod. Iwaizumi wanted to pull you away from him. Not because he was jealous, but because the way that Ushiwaka was behaving with you was odd.

“Y/n is a little bit tired, why don’t you join us in VIP?” Iwa smiles and gives his thanks, trying his best to hide his scowl. Iwa follows after you and Ushiwaka, upstairs and under velvet ropes hoping that he will find a good moment to pull you away. But instead you are pulled onto the couch beside Ushiwaka. He lights a cigar and offers one to Iwa, but Iwaizumi declines with a simple, “no thanks, don’t smoke.” It’s strange the way that Ushiwaka keeps whispering in your ear, giving you sips of his drinks, and blowing smoke in your face. “Ushi, stop please, the smell is making me sick,” you whine. But he just pulls you closer to him, chuckling all the while and does it again. You’re laughing and poking his face, but it’s not out of joy... Watching Ushijima interact with you the whole night has been like watching a cat toy with a mouse.

Iwa grimaces when Ushiwaka tickles you. “Stop-stop-don’t-stop,” you giggle and howl. “She said to stop!” Iwa raises his voice. Ushijima’s eyes shoot towards Iwaizumi while you squirm off the couch. Your eyes are heavy as you walk towards a dark hallway and disappear into the shadows. Iwa’s eyes flick to the entrance to the hall. Ushiwaka sits in a contented silence, sipping a drink, “she’s so dramatic,” he sighs. He continues smoking, arm rested over the back of the purple velvet sofa. Ushijima takes a sip of his drink, swirling the ice in his glass. Iwa doesn’t move to break the silence no matter how expectant Ushijima’s expression was. He stamps out his cigar in the tray before addressing him.

“She’s awfully talkative, and incredibly fond of you…” Ushijima starts, an odd smirk painting his expression. Iwaizumi raises an eyebrow in intrigue and Ushijima’s face hardens. “She won’t shut up about you since she met you… it’s annoying...” Iwaizumi, remains quiet, the silence settling over the men like a thick fog. The only sounds are muffled club music and the ice tinkling against Ushijima’s glass. “I’m going to be honest as a friend… bad idea.” Iwaizumi can feel the rage bubbling inside his gut, “I don’t think that what’s going on between us is any of your-” He’s cut off by Ushijima.

“I’m really looking out for you Iwaizumi, girls can break hearts and Y/n is kind of known for that… she’s just a sweet soul, makes friends easily, but love? That’s harder for her… doesn’t have the best taste in men I’m afraid, I want to protect her and you from a situation where I can already see the conclusion… I get that you like her, everyone does.”  Iwazumi leans forward, “does that include you?” Ushijima is stone faced, then gives a cold laugh. “You’re funnier than I remember, Iwaizumi.”

Iwaizumi rises and heads towards the hall you disappeared down. If he sat in front of him any longer he was going to say something he regretted… and you still haven’t come back. He slips into the dark hallway as you’re exiting the bathroom. Your mask has been removed and even in the dim lighting you look pale. “Hey, what’s happened?” You look up at him embarrassed, your dress almost as wilted as you are. “Got sick…” you mutter. You’re shaking slightly, arms wrapped around yourself. “Oh Y/n, are you alright?” he sighs. His arm starts to reach for you but he thinks better of it, pulling it back to rest by his side. His eyes widen as he feels the warmth of your hand in his. He didn’t figure that you would want to be touched right now. But your fingers interlace with his,  your skin soft. “Are you good to drive?” you whisper. His hand instinctively tightens around yours protectively. “I only had whatever Ushijima gave us, it was strong but I’ve had water- yeah I’m good.” “Would you mind taking me home?” you ask, as you start to walk back towards the VIP room. “Sure, course,” Iwaizumi replies gently. He feels how your thumb brushes over the back of his hand in silent gratitude. The gesture has his heart beating hard against his ribs. Iwa walks forward, his eyes on you and nothing else. Your brow is furrowed and your expression painted serious which was unusual from how he knew you to act.

“Iwa’s taking me home now,” you announce and walk towards the stairs. Ushiwaka’s face hardens, “I can take her home, you shouldn’t trouble yourself,” he addresses Iwaizumi. You smile and turn around facing Ushiwaka. “But Ushi, ‘s ur birthday, you can’t leave this party jus’ ‘a take me home,” You turn to Iwa now. “Let’s go,” you say and Iwa nods, still holding your hand.  “Where’s my hug, princess?” Ushijima calls after you. You stop in your tracks and close your eyes, taking in a deep breath. You drop Iwa’s hand slowly, hesitantly. You walk back slowly and stand before his open arms. He lifts you and you groan. You’re still hugging him tightly but not quite with the same intimacy as before.

As Ushijima places you down you turn to look back at Iwa when Ushijima catches your face with his large hand. He coaxes your face back towards him then leans down. Ushiwaka locks eyes with Iwaizumi as he whispers something in your ear. Then he presses his lips to your cheek, still not moving his eyes away from Iwaizumi’s. Iwa tries his best to remain neutral but he can feel his lip creeping upwards in contempt. Ushiwaka is too prideful for his own good it seems.

You take Iwa’s hand again, leading him towards the exit. An exasperated look rests on your face. “What did he say to you?” Iwa asks. You sigh and shake your head. “‘S nothin’,  ya shouldn’t worry your pretty lil head ‘bout it.” Iwa can’t help but allow a smile. He raises an eyebrow at you, “think my head is pretty?” he asks. He’s met with your hazy gaze, “I do,” you say simply. Iwa wasn’t prepared for such a straightforward answer to his question.

Once out of the club, the valet pull Iwaizumi’s car around. He’s careful not to let you walk too far on your own. Sick, in those ridiculous shoes and still quite drunk, he opens the car door for you before hopping into the driver's seat. “Will you put your address in?” Iwa hands you his phone and you type it in as asked. “Thanks for doing this,” you sigh. “Yeah of course,” he says as he puts the car into gear. A few streets of city light pass by in silence. Your hands are resting in your lap but your body is still trembling. “I can- umm- pull over if you need me to…” You wave the thought away with your hand, “it was the smell of the cigar more than anything…” Iwa’s gut begins to boil again. Your voice is soft, almost defeated. He speaks before thinking better of it. “Does he always treat you like that?” You look at Iwa and make eye contact briefly before his attention is back on the road. “He was being a little extra weird today, maybe because y’all used to play volleyball together or… I dunno really, he just gets like that sometimes…” You trail off, allowing your thoughts to fade into the rearview. The silence is deafening and you feel the need to break it. “He’s really nice too though, don’t get me wrong, he cooks for me and calls to check in, he even gets me little gifts, so I know he cares.” Iwa shakes his head, “if he cared he would have stopped when you asked him to.” You take a breath, “I know but he was just having a night I guess…” Iwa pulls into your driveway as the GPS notifies him that he has ‘arrived at the destination’. He puts the car in park, “you don’t have to make excuses for him… it’s okay to be angry, if that’s how you feel.” You start to open the door, your fingers on the handle. “I’m not angry though, I’m just kinda hurt.” You open the door and start to get out, “okay, maybe a little angry too.” You laugh to yourself but not out of joy. It’s an ironic laugh and Iwa can hear the pain ringing inside of it. “Let me walk you inside.”  

[solaneceae]

MY HUMAN!EGOS AU

i got a surge of inspiration and started creating my own versions of the egos! its still a work in progress but i love them to bits and im really excited to share them

JACKIE

grew up in an abusive household, emotional and sometimes physical abuse

parents screamed at each other all the fucking time, father was an alcoholic

Left home as soon as he was able to live by himself (16)

he’s 22 now

poor

trans boi, on T, wears a binder cuz he can’t afford top surgery

lives in an apartment with two roommates: Max, a philipino sound designer and independent musician (they/them) and their girlfriend Nilanjana (Nana), a buff training coach from indian descent

Jackie is in a queerplatonic relationship with them: they cuddle and kiss on the forehead during movie nights and all that cute shit

he has a part-time day job to pay the rent and bills: he gives self-defense lessons

he drinks his respect women juice

vigilante at night. gets hurt a lot. his roommates think he fights in an illegal fight club for extra cash and are worried about him

wants to save people and spread positivity wherever he goes

but he has the wrong way to go about it

basically he does the PMA thing wrong and thinks any kind of negativity is bad and tries to force himself to be happy all the time. 

not healthy, someone help this poor boi

anger issues, undiagnosed ptsd and ADHD

antsy boi! stimmy boi! He’s always bouncing on his feet or humming a tune or fiddling with his hair

aromantic asexual

pure of heart, dumb of ass. seriously, he’s such a dumb, but he does have street smarts

vitiligo!!

light blue eyes, dyes his brown hair lime green

extrovert, loves people

the kind of guy to record himself doing parkour and post it on tiktok

team hot cocoa

for the love of god please don’t give him coffee, he’s enough of a jitterbug already

wants a dog. prolly needs an emotional support one.

plays the drums. Fished a beat-up set somewhere, would like a proper one

fights with his fists and a wooden staff

no special powers, just self-taught fighting skills, natural flexibility and talent at acrobatics and rigorous training

MARVIN

he was born with green cat eyes, the physical representation of his extremely potent magic. parents were freaked out, and basically hid him away

had no control over his powers as a baby, would wreak havoc around him. think Mob from Mob Psycho 100

the upper side of his face was badly burned when he lost control of his powers as a toddler, so he wears masks to hide the scars. the cat one is just the one he wears most often

“hey, nice mask!” “it’s a prosthetic.” “...oh.” (it’s not that bad really, he’s just really self-conscious about it)

he was homeschooled his whole life and generally wasn’t allowed to go out much, so his social life/skills are nonexistent

his parents are famous fashion designers

they’re super rich and travel the world and send him a ridiculous amount of money every month

they say it’s for work but the real reason is that they couldn’t deal with having a “freak” as a son but couldn’t abandon him without getting bad PR

so instead they just took their distance and left him to live in a big-ass mansion by himself as soon as he was old enough (10 years old)

they dont really care what he does. last time they called him was when he was 13

last time they sent him a birthday card was when he was 18

now he’s 24

(and at this point he makes me think of bruce wayne lmao. he needs an alfred)

since he has money and home, he doesn’t need a job, so he just stays cooped up in the property and almost never leaves, he orders his food and groceries to be delivered to him

he’s basically a hermit at this point. and a huge nerd

he tries to use his natural magic as little as possible, (hello trauma my old friend) so he still has flimsy control over it

instead he dabbles into wicca and the occult to do stuff

A bookworm, quite serious, dresses like a hipster art school student. he wears SAROUEL PANTS.

glasses!! Big round rimless glasses!! soft!!!!

long brown hair, messy bun, dyes the tips dark green and purple 

disaster gay

“sleep? what’s that? i only know coffee”

has three cats he rescued himself: Spades, Jasper and Poppy

has a huge greenhouse linked to the main building. he likes gardening a lot, whether it’s for his craft, for cooking or just because he likes seeing plants flourish

HOW THEY BOTH MET / IDEAS AND SHIT

Jackie tried to take on a whole ass drug ring and bit more than he could chew at the time so he got beat up pretty bad. He managed to escape with his trusty grappling hook and swung around a bit before crashing through the glass ceiling of the greenhouse while Marv was tending to his plants, in the early morning.

Long story short Marv is in a panic because a complete stranger (also the only human being he’s interacted with in months) just flopped in front of him and is probably dying and he wants to call an ambulance.

jackie: *beaten black and blue and coughing up blood* jackie: oh hey how’s it goin’ marv: *distressed nerd noises* marv: oh my god who the fuck are you but also are you dying in my house im calling an ambulance- jackie: uh yeah no please dont im kinda doing illegal stuff also i cant afford it marv: marv: wh-

also what if marv calls the family’s doctor since jackie won’t go to a hospital, and it’s fucking Schneep henrik: what the fuck did you do this time marv: it wasn’t me! jackie: your family doctor scares me marv: that’s why they hired him

maybe after that jackie keeps coming to see marv and marv is like “ugh you again-” and he always come to marv whenever he gets hurt, to get patched up by schneep. he broke the ceiling two more times basically they become “hey ron hey billy” vine, its just a habit at this point.

Marv is a rich boi that doesn’t know anything about life. at this point i realize he’s like a mix of Elsa and Rapunzel, and Jackie is kinda Flynn xD Jackie just… aggressively becomes Marv’s friend despite the magic man’s reluctance, and shows him the world. love me some smart grumpy nerd/dumb happy jock friendship

jackie: im your friend now marv: wh- jackie: *drags him outside* LETS GO CLIMB A BUILDING TOGETHER-

Marvin but he’s never been in a grocery store in his entire life because he just orders super expensive pre-made meals to his house or cooks his own veggies, and he’s just amazed at the first one they go to

like “wHAT, IT’S A ROW OF FREEZERS! Remind me to install one of these at my place!”

and Jackie, who just came here for bread and milk, looks at him fondly but also is very concerned. Also he doesnt question marv’s masks, he just thinks they look cool

@tabbynerdicat it’s my bois! @lilakennedy because i know you like those two, and your love for them motivated me to develop them first

[solembum22]

☕️ STEVEN FITZGERALD ROGERS

ok so

at first, i liked steve

like i was all for captain america after his first movie i was here. for. it.

then the avengers happened and i was lowkey disillusioned. like i expected sooome resistance cuz like, he’s prolly thinking of his howling commandos and bucky, he doesn’t know these people and he’s expected to work? with? them? huh??? but then there’s that whole he expected to be the leader thing (which again i get, he’s the captain blahblahblah) but like i obvi got over it to enjoy age of ultron and winter soldier

but motherfucking civil war.

i was having issues with steve a bit after age of ultron when it was very obvious he placed at least partial blame on tony and literally 0 on wanda when she’s the bitch who did this. but yaknow, whatever steve do you

CIVIL. WAR. THO. DID NOT. HAVE TO HAPPEN. THE WAY IT DID.

Steve. You Are. An American. Fucking. Citizen. 

I Hope. You’re An American. Fucking Student. With A High School Diploma. 

Which. Would. Mean. You. Fucking. Know. How The Fucking. UN. Works. And The Steps. It Takes. To Ratify. A Fucking. Document.

And if you fucking Didn’t. there’s this great device called Google you have access to so put that on your fucking list below Otis Redding and the fucking Terminator movies. 

i am so SICK of people going after tony saying he already had the raft waiting for people while the Accords were being written making him ready for war and blehblehihatetonybecausehehasanIQbleeeh NO. FUCK YOU. TONY STARK LIKES TO HAVE A FUCKING EXIT STRATEGY. HE WAS NOT THINKING THAT HE WAS GOING TO HAVE TO PUT FRIENDS, PEOPLE HE WORKED WITH, INTO THAT DAMN PRISON. HE WANTED A PLACE FOR ACTUAL VILLAINS. NOT ORDINARY PEOPLE WITH POWERS.  V I L L A I N S. PEOPLE WHO USED THEIR POWERS OR INTELLECT FOR. EVIL. 

HE DIDN’T EVEN PUT THEM INTO THE RAFT THAT WAS FUCKING STEVE’S FAULT TOO.

YA’LL BITCH ASSES DID NOT HAVE TO FOLLOW A 90 YEAR OLD MAN WHO’S BEEN FOLLOWING THE SAME PIECE OF TAIL FOR NEARLY 50 YEARS. (but thats another story for another time)

anyhoo~

Steve couldn’t force his head out his ass to believe that people could do right without him there and worse, he’s literally so stuck in 1940′s mentality thinking that anything that involves a registry = Nazis. again, i SEE where’s he’s coming from BUT like i said, handy device named Google he could’ve actually READ the fucking accords. which, i bet he never did. ever.

you know what i’m super mad at tho. not just the unnecessary split up, not just him not being able to fucking think, not even wholly Siberia. it was the after.

he just leaves tony there after basically admitted he’d strung the man along for god knows how many years with this knowledge, leeching off of him in both money and resources, and then he has the fucking. audacity to send tony a beat up bitch ass punk ass old as dirt ass flip phone burner to call because “he’s a nice guy no hard feelings because yaknow. i’m still right”

WHAT KINDA MENTALLY ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND BULLSHIT LIFETIME MOVIE IS THIS.

i need tony to go full Waiting To Exhale and just fucking burn steve rogers like i really could. Not.

i can’t go into detail into infinity war (cuz he didn’t do shit except make me rethink beard sexiness) but motherfucking endgame.

BECAUSE OF HIS BULLSHIT DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED UP THE TIMELINE IS NOW

HE SINGLE HANDEDLY CREATED CAP POINT: A FUCKING SPACE TIME ANOMALY AFFECTING NOT JUST HIS TIMELINE BUT MULTIPLE TIMELINES

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU AGE STEVE HUH. WITH YOUR SUPER SERUM YOU SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO AGE FOR A LONG. ASS. TIME.

ALLOT LONGER THAN 50 FUCKING YEARS LOOK AT FUCKING BUCKY.

SO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO.

WHAT ABOUT PEGGY’S CANNON HUSBAND.

WHAT ABOUT HER KIDS

WHAT ABOUT YOUR NIECE THAT YOU FUCKING KISSED YOU CREEP

ohbuthe’sworthy BULL. SHIT. 

I’M SO MAD THE RUSSOS BROUGHT BACK THAT BARGAIN ALLEY ASS BITCH ASS NO REASON HAVING ASS AXE JUST TO MAKE STEVE LOOK GOOD I. CANNOT. I WISH HELA COUD COME TO EARTH AND JUST LOOK AT STEVE AND MJOLNIR AND JUST CACKLE LOOKING LIKE

i hope your bitch ass has cataracts and erectile dysfunction raggedy ass punk ass bitch ass bitch

[darbywu]

this...is my...task

PREFERRED NAME — karina

PRONOUNS — she/her

AGE — 18 

PINTEREST —  https://www.pinterest.com/melliesgrant/pins/

DISCORD — pantywise the dancing thot#2297

TUMBLR (PERSONAL/MUSE/RPH) — @lavraharrier

MYER-BRIGGS — i dont rmr tbh

HP HOUSE — no clue

ASTROLOGY — sag!!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY? — 100% hmu for my costar

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU STARTED RPING ON TUMBLR — omg prolly 13 or some shit

WHAT YEAR WAS IT? — most likely 2013 or 2014??

NAME A RANDOM ROLEPLAY THAT STICKS OUT IN YOUR MEMORY — my favorite/most memorable rp i’ve ever been in was one called dare that shit was CRAZY

WITHOUT GOOGLING IT FIRST, WHAT DO YOU THINK SIR ELTON JOHN’S NET WORTH IS? — 420 mil betch

NAME THE FIRST SONG ON YOUR DISCOVER WEEKLY ON SPOTIFY OR THE FIRST SONG THAT COMES ON APPLE MUSIC / ITUNES SHUFFLE — i’m not even gonna say cuz my discover weekly SUCKS

NAME A BOOK THAT YOU READ IN SCHOOL THAT YOU SURPRISINGLY LIKED — like every book i read in high school tbh?? the one that surprised me was romeo and juliet cuz i used to be one of the THEY WERE CHILDREN THEYRE DUMB but i fuckin loved it

NAME A BOOK YOU HATED THAT MOST PEOPLE LIKED ��� lmao every YA book 

WHAT TV SHOW DID YOU RECENTLY BINGE? — the society and currently true blood

FAVOURITE QUOTE —  “Angry, and half in love with her, and tremendously sorry, I turned away.”

LINK TO A VINE THAT EXUDES YOUR ‘ENERGY’ — THIS

DO YOU WRITE OUTSIDE OF RP? WHAT DO YOU WRITE? — only in my head betch

THREE YOUTUBERS YOU STILL TRUST — NONE TBH idk maybe loey lane, ryan hollinger, and david dobrik??

A CELEBRITY CRUSH THAT JUST WON’T QUIT — ewan mcgregor always will own my ass thx

EVER MEET A CELEBRITY? SHARE YOUR STORY — i’ve met nick robinson while in london and lauren jauregui cuz shes kinda related to my best friend

WHAT’S YOUR PICTURE-PERFECT NIGHT? — some scene in a movie where i’m adventuring at night in some beautiful place with people i love IDK

A CONSPIRACY THEORY YOU KINDA BELIEVE IN — too many to list

ARE ALIENS REAL? — 100%

GHOSTS — 100%

BIG FOOT — 100%

THE LOCHNESS MONSTER? — i am the lochness monster so duh

WHAT WAS THE GENRE OF YOUR LAST DREAM? — thriller i guess??

DO YOU STILL PLAY POKEMON GO? — nope

WHAT’S A FILM YOU LOVED WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND RECENTLY WATCHED, ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU DON’T ANYMORE — oop i can’t think of one

DO YOU COLLECT ANYTHING? — i used to collect snow globes but i guess i collect stephen king books

WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BUT YOU’RE TWO LAZY? — the entire stephen king universe and how it connects but i’m too lazy to read whoop

THREE LANGUAGES YOU DON’T SPEAK, BUT WISH YOU COULD — spanish, french, and anything else

A GUILTY PLEASURE MOVIE — charlies angels

A GUILTY PLEASURE MUSICAL ARTIST — i don’t listen to music tbh whoops

TELEVISION SHOW — if guilty pleasure? original roswell. if fav show?? twin peaks

NAME A FICTIONAL CHARACTER FROM TV/FILM/MOVIE/GAME/BOOK THAT YOU FIND YOURSELF PROJECTING ON / YOU RELATE TO — IDK I DONT RELATE TO ANY ALL THE ONES I FAV AND PROJECT MYSELF ONTO ARE WHAT I WISH I WAS BUT HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH 

DO YOU FOLLOW ANY SPORTS? WHO DO YOU ROOT FOR? — nope

HOBBIES BESIDES WASTING AWAY HERE? — i’m too lazy for hobbies

PLUG A TV SHOW / MOVIE / BOOK / VIDEO GAME / ETC… YOU WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD CHECK OUT — ORIGINAL ROSWELL, twin peaks, all stephen king books, invisible monsters, anything written by ira levin, original silent hill games, BEING JOHN MALKOVICH

WOULD YOU EAT A STRANGER’S FINGER FOR A MILLION DOLLARS? — mayhaps

TEAM EDWARD OR JACOB? - neither

LIVE-ACTION DISNEY MOVIES, YAY OR NAY? — NAY

ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW MUCH DID YOU HATE FILLING THIS OUT? – i loved every second of it babe

[bruhhemianrhapsody]

tagged by @lilithenaltum this literally took me like an hour lol here it is babe

Pick your top 10 ships without reading the questions. [or if you’re a one ship dedicated blog, feel free to answer all of them for just that one, or do all the ships from one fandom, this is just for fun]

1. arthur x eames

2. ironprincess (tony x shuri)

3. winterhawk (clint x bucky)

4. frikey (frank iero x mikey way)

5. natasha x shuri

6. symbrock (eddie brock x venom)

7. blackfrost (loki x natasha)

8. brio (beth x rio)

9. klaus hargreeves x dave

10. stucky (steve x bucky)

Now answer the questions fo your followers can learn a bit more about your ships

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Do you remember the episode/chapter/scene where you first started shipping 6? [symbrock] - i mean? the whole movie was just Like That yk

What’s your favourite fanfiction for 4? [frikey] -

no brainer we used to be friends by ladyfoxxx. my fucking ride or die fic man. used to be my fav fic of all time, now sits at second, but still it’s pretty close

What’s your favourite fan art/picture for 2? - [ironprincess] - uhhhh fuck idk man there so much good stuff genuinely i cant choose

What’s your favourite headcanon for 1? - [arthur x eames] - arthur has a daddy kink pry it from my cold dead hands. biggest brat, are you kidding me. “go to sleep mr. eames” BITCH the way he says that shit he’s always looking to get his ass beat.

What do you like most about the dynamic between the people of 7? - [blackfrost] - the fact that nat definitely takes NONE of loki’s shit lol that kinda explains itself

When 9 have sex is it more giggly or more serious? - [klaus x dave] giggly are you kidding me, klaus prolly calls dave daddy by accident and ends up rolling if the bed with laughter at his face. the silliest, dumbest sex you could imagine

Out of all the ships who do you think have the best chemistry? - either brio or arthur and eames. if you’ve watched inception... specificity like… gets me every damn time, they’re so good together.

Which ship has the strongest bond? - symbrock or stucky

Which ship do you spend the most time reading fanfiction for/talking/writing about? - arthur x eames, ironprincess and winterhawk

Which was your first ship? - from the list? frikey

If 6 were to break up, how would it happen? - [symbrock] - they’re the same being you absolute fools

Between 3 and 8, who would last the longest if they were in a zombie apocalypse? - [winterhawk, brio] - both? but if i have to choose prolly winterhawk cuz they’re like… actual superheroes yk

Does 7 hide their relationship, and if so, why? - [blackfrost] - nah fam, loki has never done anything subtle in his life are you kidding me

What is 9′s favourite date to go on? - [klaus x dave] - the vietnam war babie ;)) nah but fr klaus would love if dave took him and did all the classic date things (dinner, a movie, goodnight kiss at the door) but never admits it bcuz he has a thot reputation to uphold

What’s your favourite canon moment between 10? - [stucky] - all of the 1940’s, bcuz the only good stucky is shrunkyclunks and that’s the tea

What do 5 argue most about? - [nat x shuri] - the fact that natasha has NO communication skills to be heard of and shuri has about 0 patience so they clash a lot

If you had to pick an OTP which would you chose? - god only one? winterhawk, but arthur and earnes come close in second

What’s the biggest kink that 1 shares? - [arthur x eames] - dream sex (duh are you kidding me) especially exploring older man/younger man role play in said dream. arthur has a daddy kink pry that from my cold dead hands cowards

Do 8 want children? - [brio] this question answers itself lol, hell yeah

Between 10 and 4, which would you rather became canon? - [stucky, frikey] - 10 of course, i don’t condone shipping real people actually in real life, they have wives and kids don’t do that

Does 2 do much PDA? And does it annoy their friends? - [ironprincess] - so much. another self explanatory one. shuri loves to sit in tony’s lap and he never takes his hands off her lol

Which of the ships would you say is the most romantic with each other? - uhhh fuck symbrock prolly

How would the proposal between 5 go? - [nat x shuri] - nat proposes on their five year anniversary, she takes shuri to russia for the first time and takes her to the russian street markets. she drops down on one knee in the middle of the road like a lovesick fool and shuri also cries like a lovesickfool bcuz they’re in love and that’s how it goes

Who cooks more often in 3? - [winterhawk] - bucky. clint would burn the house down lol are you kidding me. bucky knew how to bake back in the 40’s and still makes kickass pie and cookies and bread n shit

Tagging: im not gonna tag anyone fools do it if you wanna

[boobachu]

This meme doesn’t work well on Tumber

RULES: Tag 10 people you want to know better

Relationship Status: No one Favorite colors: Cherry Red, Azure, Cobalt, and Creamsicle orange

Pets: Oreo, Tuxedo cat

Last song I listened to: That Michael Jackson “Annie are you oakie” song, which I much prefer the Alien Ant Farm one (I’m listening to Nostalgia Boy review Moonwaker)

First Fandom: Super Mario Bros.

Hobbies: Let’s Playing, Cooking, Gardening, Exercising, Making video games, Making Websites

Favorite Book: The Bone anthology? AUnno

Worst thing I’ve eaten: Aunno Chili? I normally avoid food that smells bad, so I never really get grossed out.

Favorite Place: The coast. I miss the beach, so~

1. Are you named after someone? That bunny thing in Freedom Planet that I’m angry didn’t die.

2. When is the last time you cried? Watching the ending to Lion

3. Do you like your handwriting? Yeah, it’s cool.

4. What is your favorite lunch meat? Pepperoni?

5. Do you have kids? Nah

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? I... don’t understand the question?

7. Do you use sarcasm? They call me the sarchasm.

8. Do you still have your tonsils? Aunno, what’re tonsils?

9. Would you bungee jump? I’m terrified of heighs.

10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? Cinnamon Toast Crunch, don’t even think of adding milk you savage THIS AIN’T SOUP.

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? If I can’t take them off otherwise... honestly I normally wear flip-flops.

12. Do you think you’re a strong person? I’m obstinate and frail.

13. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Orange swirl

14. What is the first thing you notice about people? ????? uhhh aunno?

15. Red or pink? Red

16. What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? My entire abdomen.

17. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? Blue

18. What was the last thing you ate? Cheddar-swiss bacon bit cheeseburger.

19. What are you listening to right now? Nostalgia Boy speak of Supermans

20. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Why would I be a crayon?

21. Favorite smell? Got me, peppermint?

22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? Aunno, nana?

23. Favorite sport to watch? I guess Team Fortress 2

24. Hair color? Brunette, cho-co-leh-tah-tay~

25. Eye color? Central heterochromatia brown to green to blue from the inside out.

26. Do you wear contacts? Nah.

27. Favorite food to eat? SPAGHETTIIIIIII

28. Scary movies or comedy? Comedy, I can’t play Minecraft alone cuz it’s too scary.

29. Last movie you watched? Clerks

30. What color shirt are you wearing? Olive orange kinda barf

31. Summer or winter? Winter, I never can go to the pool in the summer and Texas heat is hell on earth. Texas cold is like alright until climate change happens but at least I can turn the heater on and/or bundle up.

32. Hugs or kisses? I hate physical contact...

33. What book are you currently reading? Fuck books, in computer mood.

34. Who do you miss right now? My little brother.

35. What is on your mouse pad? Dalmation puppies and a basketball that is cobalt, white and some pale-ass red like what

36. What is the last tv program you watched? Prolly the news

37. What is the best sound? The top secret space pedal Boston uses

38. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? Rolling Stones, I hate the Beetles except for like “Get Back” ... well and post-breakup songs.

39. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? It’s a tie betwix Sandy Eggo Cally Wally and Nude Jork Sitty, Nu Pork, both by car.

40. Do you have a special talent? I can wiggly my ears, make my tits move, screech like a pterodactyl...

41. Where were you born? Deep in th’ heaaaart of Texaaaasssss~

42. People you expect to participate in this survey? Those that like these memes

My 11 Questions for those who get tagged: 1. What’s your favorite type of hat? 2. Have you ever been in a car wreck? 3. If pancakes were outlawed... would you care? 4. Are you good at dancing? 5. Is underwear optional or mandatory? 6. What’s the most difficult thing you’ve cooked? 7. Have you ever, walked through a room, but it was more like the room passed around you, like there was a leash around your neck that pulled you through? 8. Most uncommon pet you ever had: 9. ARE YA LOUD AS FUCK or do you have a hard time speaking up? 10. Do you like being hugged by friends? 11. What video game have you most played?

Tagging: @critical-quit @krystalspirits @madd-d @raibys @yo-fuckers @cyberill

[bambl-ing]

All the DBZ asks~ (It's been years since I've seen it but I still want to know :P)

I need to like, limit myself to a word count or else the rambling will get out of hand

FAVORITES

1. charactereveryone already knows but I’m never going to get tired of saying GOHAN

2. male character

(already off to a good start)

3. female characterMmmmmm think I gotta go with Bulma, I love 18 and u know what I appreciate Chi-Chi as well yes I fuckin do but if I have to pick one fave

4. villain well if Piccolo and Vegeta don’t count since they became good guys then probably…well probably the cyborgs only then they became good too so I dunno

5. transformationSSJ2 YOnot gonna lie tho I think 4 looks pretty badass

6. battley’all probably already know this too but Gohan kicking Cell’s ass, although any battle in which Gohan is the main contender will do

7. arcit’s a tie between the Cell saga and Frieza ( ᐛ ) 

8. series Z, I never saw Kai but isn’t it Z without the filler ? idk but I’d prolly still watch Z for the fillers containing Gohan

9. momentliterally any moment containing Gohan. any moment. any

10. pairingahhhhhhh see as much as I love Vegeta and Bulma, I gotta say my favorite is Krillin and 18 cause that’s just the best stereotype breaker and also Krillin deserves nice things

11. duo or groupGOHAN !! AND !! PICCOLO !! don’t t O uch M e

12. techniqueMasenko!! why did they do away with it being Gohan’s main?? I literally do not care whatever the reason is I do not care bring it bACK

13. quotethe only time I will ever have a solidly favorite quote:“You…ANIMAAAL!!”~Gohan, kicking Frieza right in the fuckin face

14. animalthe little dinosaurs Dr. Briefs has running around the house

15. movieBojack Unbound

A SCENE THAT MADE YOU

16. laughI mean there were a lot so

17. cryfirst time around the death of 16, second time Piccolo’s sacrifice

18. get pumped upliterally any time Gohan took part in a fightWHICH CHARACTER IS THE 

hi I’m super fuckin biased but I’ll try to keep it under wraps ( ᐛ )

19. smartestI m ea n when u say smartestokay Bulma and her dad are obviously scientific geniuses and for that matter so is Dr. Gero, like he created Cell?? but what you’re all really waiting for is my angry rant on how Gohan is actually so fucking intelligent and smart and the brightest boy and then they took him and ?? turned him into fucking Goku but with books ???? rightbecause I have several of those

20. strongesthi i’m super fuckin biased what exactly do you expect me to say

21. funniestKrillin

22. sexiest18

23. most overrated huh. honestly everyone’s actually pretty OP, so when the majority is OP it’s kinda hard to call anyone overrated

24. most underratedKrillin deserves so much more appreciation and I will not be satisfied until there is a series with Gohan as the main character

25. most annoyingMr. Hercules, I mean I know he’s a good guy (and not just fighting for the good side but an actual good guy) but………..NON-CANON FAVORITES (I never watched GT so I’m going off of movies and filler)

26. character┐( シ)┌

27. seriesI assume this means arc ? (cuz isn’t GT the only non-canon series) anyway Garlic Jr. 

28. fanfictionI’ve mentioned this before somewhere but I never read DBZ fanfic. it’s just not something I ever look for because…I just don’tHOWEVER, there was one occasion when I found a picture based on a fic and followed the link and now the only DBZ fanfic I will ever read is by Onyx on FF (this one in particular never fails to make me cry like a lil bitch)

29. pairingI’m pretty sure Lunch and Tien became canon ? so I got nothinLEAST FAVORITE 

30. characterkid Gotenks, he was SUCH a cocky little shit I

31. arcMajin Buu arc

32. seriesI’ve never seen GT so I don’t wanna like,, say anything concrete I can confidently say I’m not a fan of Super tho

33. pairingpretty much any Gohan pairing. Gohan and Videl I’m alright with since it’s canon, but otherwise don’t talk to me

34. technique

[meepermoo25]

Markus!

Full Name: Markus Schmidt

Gender and Sexuality: Agender and Aroaceflux

Pronouns: He/They/on rare occasion She

Ethnicity/Species: At least 95% human.. no one knows about the other 5%

Birthplace and Birthdate: I’m pretty sure he’d be born in Kansas or some shit like that, and it makes sense for it to be yesterday cuz that falls within Leo season

Guilty Pleasures: Oranges, chocolate, just any sweet really (he eats A LOT of them but still feels bad for doing so). His favorite song is Step Ahead by Liu (hope I got that right) and just dances like an idiot to it every time

Phobias: He fears just.. simply not being good enough for everyone, or not knowing the answer to the question you asked

What They Would Be Famous For: For just being a Silly Little Bastard :-) or....... something having to do with their eye and feelings of unfulfillment

What They Would Get Arrested For: Prolly stealing books from the library.

OC You Ship Them With: Taurus

OC Most Likely To Murder Them: One of his co-workers

Favorite Movie/Book Genre: Documentaries, anything from Discovery Channel really, and comedies are his fav movies! And it’s quite common to find him tucked away somewhere reading an informative book

Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: Action movies.. just kinda boring really? In books he becomes disinterested when the characters start Makin Love and It’s Just Yucky

Talents and/or Powers: He’s got a Mary Poppins Ass book bag that can carry ANY number of books in it. Also there’s a reason he has his left eye covered in bandages. I ain’t gonna spoil it too but basically it’s crystals that spread just General Bad Schtuff

Why Someone Might Love Them: He’s so knowledgeable, and nice to anyone and everyone

Why Someone Might Hate Them: He can be obnoxious. Sometimes he just seems WAY to happy and you’d be right. Also his voice is a refined taste

How They Change: They would understand that they can’t help everyone, and not everyone will like them, even if this hurts. Like literally. There’s more lore about his eye and book bag that I don’t want to spoil yet >:-)c

Why You Love Them: He’s really nice and I unironically love the narrator I choose to be his voice and y’all should go watch Colossal Questions lol. Also I love putting Markus in shit that Dr. Commer would do bc it’s SCARY accurate a lot of times and really funny