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What it Means to be "Friend-Friends" With Creatures of the NIght on Grave Mood Rings (2024)
#grave mood rings#professoroddfellow#professor oddfellow#it is easy I've done it for sure...maybe I should take time to do it agin#anyway just made me laugh#michael warwick#craig conley#jonathan caws elwitt#talks
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What's with the Dracula?
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Sometimes the Grave Mood Rings people are nice enough to use a script I send them. So you'd think I'd know what's going on! Never fear: This interview with Scott Baker Graham explains absolutely everything you need to know about GMR; which means it tells you absolutely nothing! Turn off your mind, relax and dog paddle downstream. It is beginning...
#grave mood rings#professor oddfellow#jonathan caws elwitt#michael warwick#craig conley#scott baker graham
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Seconded! I'm a Vitchm'holic, and irresponsibly binge watch Grave Mood Rings every chance I get. You can Viscount on that!
I checked out the web series of prolific esoteric blogger @danskjavlarna recently. It's called GRAVE MOOD RINGS and is quite intriguing and bizarre! There are a bunch of episodes (which are a couple minutes long each) that feel like something you'd see on a late night public access show or in a forgotten corner of an old adult swim timeslot. Each episode consists of a snippet of a tv show broadcast that gets interrupted to air a slow old Dark Shadows-like Victorian horror serial (which, more often than not consists of two characters having a strange and/or funny conversation fit for a 3 panel comic strip). The humor is quick, evoking a mix of Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Monty Python, Arrested Development, and Firesign Theater. I highly recommend checking this out if you get a chance. (I particularly like the use of sound effects).
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Happy Birthday Nickelodeon
Mighty Mouse, Pearl Pureheart, Dinky Duck, Heckle, Jeckle, Tom Terrific, Mighty Manfred, the wonder dog, Deputy Dawg, Sourpuss, Gandy Goose, Strong man, Tornado man, Cuckoo man, Rope man, Diaper man, Foofle, Sidney the elephant, Flebus, Farmer Alfalfa, Scrappy Mouse,Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo, Master Splinter, April o'Neil, Shredder, Krang, The big beast quintet, The Barbershop singers, The dog and the parrot, Stick Stickly, Doug Funnie, Porkchop, Tommy Pickles, Chuckie Finster, Phil Deville, Lil Deville, Angelica Pickles, Susie Carmichael, Spike, Didi Pickles, Stu Pickles, Drew Pickles, Charlotte Pickles, Dil Pickles, Grandpa Lou Pickles, Chas Finster, Kira Watanabe-Finster, Kimi Finster, Betty DeVille, Howard DeVille, Randy Carmichael, Lucy Carmichael, Reptar,Ren Hoek, Stimpy, Sven Hoek, Mr. Horse, Powdered Toast man, Walrus, Rocko Rama, Heffer Wolfe, Filburt Turtle, Spunky, Ed Bighead, Bev Bighead, Rachel Bighead, Dr. Paula Hutchinson,Ickis, Oblina, Krumm, The Gromble, Arnold Shortman,Gerald Johanssen, Helga Pataki, Phoebe Heyerdahl, Eugene Horowitz,Rhonda Wellington Lloyd, Harold Berman, Mr. Simmons, Grandpa Phil,Grandma Gertie, Abner, Henry, June, Sniz, Fondue, Betty Anne, Bongo, Cat, Dog, Winslow T. Oddfellow, Cliff,Lube, Shriek, Rancid Rabbit, Eliza Thornberry, Nigel Thornberry, Marianne Thornberry, Donnie Thornberry, Debbie Thornberry, Darwin Thornberry, Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles,Sandy Cheeks, Mr. Krabs, Pearl Krabs, Gary the snail,Sheldon J. Plankton, Karen Plankton Spot,Mrs. Puff, Larry the lobster, Bubble Bass, Squilliam Fancyson, Perch Perkins, Bubble Buddy, Junior,Old Man Jenkins, Nosferatu, Slappy Laszlo,Painty the pirate, Oswald "Otto" Rocket, Regina. "Reggie" Rocket, Maurice "Twister" Rodriguez,Sam "Squid" Dullard, Ray "Raymundo" Rocket,Tito Makani, Pelswick, Ginger Foutley Deidre "Dodie" Hortense Bishop, Macie Lightfoot, Darren Patterson, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof "Peri", Chester McBadBat, A.J. Trixie Tang, Chip Skylark, Jorgen von Strangle, Remy Buxaplenty, Juandissimo Magnifico, Vicky, Denzel Crocker, Crimson Chin, Crash Nebula, Ani, Zim, GIR, Dib Membrane, Gaz Membrane, Jimmy Neutron, Goddard, Carl Wheezer, Sheen Estevez, Cindy Vortex, Libby Folfax, Nick Dean, Hugh Neutron, Judy Neutron, King Goobot V,Ooblar, Professor Calamitous, Rudy Tabootie, Snap, Penny Sanchez, Yakkity Yak, Jenny Wakeman/XJ9, Brad Carbunkle, Tuck Carbunkle, Sheldon Lee, Professor Nora Wakeman, XJ1, XJ2, XJ3, XJ4, XJ5, XJ6, XJ7, XJ8, Vexus, Britt Crust, Tiff Crust, Danny Fenton, Sam Manson,Tucker Foley, Jazz Fenton, Vlad Plasmius, Ember McLain, The Box Ghost, Youngblood, Dani, King Neptune, Princess Mindy, Dennis,Todd, Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph Beifong, Appa, Momo, Zuko, Iroh, Azula, Mai, Ty Lee,
Mr. Blik, Waffle, Gordon, Hovis, Kimberly, Katilda, Gomez, Mr. X, Trudy X, Truman X, Tuesday X, Mikey, Josh Redgrove, Parker Dinkleman, Otis, Pip, Abby, Bessy, Pig, Freddy, Peck, Duke, Manny Rivera,Frida Suarez, Tak, Bessie Higgenbottom,Happy Higgenbottom, Ben Higgenbottom, Penny Lefkowitz, Charlotte,Vendetta, Skipper, Private, Kowalski and Rico, Fanboy, Chum Chum,Kyle the Conjurer, Yo, Mr. Mufflin, Boog, Lenny,Dudley Puppy, Kitty Katswell, Keswick,Chief,Tammy,Daisy, Snaptrap, Birdbrain, Chameleon, Korra,Asami Sato, Mako, Bolin, Amon, Sanjay Patel,Craig Slithers, Robot, Monster, SwaySway, Buhdeuce,Harvey Beaks, Fee, Foo, Miriam Beaks, Irving Beaks, Michelle Beaks, Claire, Dade, Kratz, Piri Piri, Princess Roberts, Doctor Roberts, Jeremy, Pig, Goat, Banana, Cricket, Bubbles, The seagull crew, Lincoln Loud, Lori Loud, Leni Loud, Luna Loud, Luan Loud, Lynn Loud Jr., Lucy Loud, Lola Loud, Lana Loud, Lisa Loud, Lily Loud, Rita Loud, Lynn Loud Sr., Charles, Cliff, Geo, Walt, Watterson, Clyde McBride, Rusty Spokes, Zach Gurdle, Liam Hunnicutt, Stella Zhau, Mr. Grouse, Warren Rabbit, LaSombra, Pibbles, Zeus, Bunsen the beast, Mikey Munroe, Ansi Molina, Olly Timbers,Saraline Timbers, Felicity, Miguel, Yana and Athena, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Bobby Santiago, Maria Santiago, Arturo Santiago, Hector Casagrande,Rosa Casagrande, Frida Puga Casagrande,Carlos Casagrande, Carl Casagrande, CJ Casagrande,Carlota Casagrande, Carlitos Casagrande, Sergio Casagrande, Lalo, Sid Chang, Adelaide Chang, Stanley Chang, Becca Chang, Mama Lupe, Paco,Pinky Malinky, Lampo, Milady, Pilou and Meatball, Miko Kubota, Hector "hi-five" Nieves, Santiago Montes, Tomás Montes, Lorelai, Annie Brambley, Pony, Parker J. Cloud, Angus Shackleton, Russell, Narlene Narwhal, Nobby Narwhal, Squidina Star,Bunny Star, Cecil Star, Grandpat Star, Brendar,Evan, Horus Scrum, Stacey Owl, Axe, Morag, Angus,Sharkdog, Sammy Gupta, Raj Gupta, Zokie Sparkleby, Ruby Studebaker, Handsome Steve, Derek, Windy,Stumpy, Rock, Paper, Scissors, Hazel Wells, Max, Annette "Nan" Artifice and Clarion Wellspring, B.O.B, The Missing Link, Dr.Cockroach and Rabbid.
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The good Professor on Magical Linguistics.
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Interesting premise. Is it legit though? I might have to do some further studying into this guy.
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I finally got round to buying a book by @danskjavlarna, here is How To Be Your Own Cat nestled amongst some of my other cat books
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Finding your Niche - an Urbex Adventure from Professor Oddfellow
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MECD Manchester Engineering Campus Development
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19 May 2021
Manchester Engineering Campus Development News
Design: Mecanoo with Penoyre & Prasad, and BDP
Location: Manchester, North West England, UK
Construction completed on UK’s largest engineering campus at The University of Manchester
19th of May 2021 – Construction of the largest home for engineering in any UK university has been completed. With the conclusion of the base build phase, the Manchester Engineering Campus Development (MECD) was handed over to the University of Manchester on Friday, 14 May 2021.
Delivered by a collaborative team of builders, architects and engineers, MECD represents the single largest construction project ever completed by a higher education institution in the UK. Building design was undertaken by Mecanoo with support from Penoyre & Prasad, with detailed design during the technical and construction stages by BDP, and multidisciplinary engineering services provided by Arup. The main contractor was Balfour Beatty and it was project managed by Buro Four, with Buro Happold as the Environmental Sustainability Advisor.
MECD will provide world-class sustainable research facilities, alongside flexible and innovative teaching and learning spaces that will enable students to shape their own learning environment. It will house a community of 8,000 students, researchers, academics and professional services staff. This will be the largest concentration of interdisciplinary engineering expertise in any UK university.
The development incorporates a number of existing and new buildings: the eight-storey 80,000sqm Engineering Building A; Engineering Building B and the James Chadwick Building (on Upper Brook Street); refurbished Grade II listed Oddfellows Hall; and the York Street Building. MECD is home to purpose-designed blended lecture theatres, teaching laboratories, student workshops and a range of spaces to support ambitious outreach and social engagement initiatives.
The University of Manchester is committed to Environmental Sustainability, with MECD being the first project to appoint a dedicated Environmental Sustainability Advisor to develop and drive the University’s comprehensive sustainability targets throughout the project’s life cycle, including a BREEAM Excellent rating, a new active travel hub and green roof.
MECD is part of a world-class research and innovation hub and immediately adjacent to two flagship centres of excellence – the National Graphene Institute and the Henry Royce Institute, the UK’s national institute for advanced materials research and innovation. The University of Manchester is ranked as the world number one in the THE Impact Rankings and this investment will ensure that Manchester continues to be at the forefront of delivering world-class research.
Director of Estates at The University of Manchester, Diana Hampson, said: “This is a hugely significant milestone for MECD and we are delighted that the initial construction phase is now complete. MECD will create facilities that will put the University at the forefront of engineering globally, and we are proud to provide such an exceptional space for our exceptional people. We’d also like to thank all the various partners and stakeholders in getting us this point, it really has been a hugely collaborative effort.”
Professor Martin Schröder, Vice-President and Dean of the Faculty of Science and Engineering said: “MECD affords an exciting new environment for the delivery of interdisciplinary research, teaching and impact across engineering. We are eager to progress towards populating MECD with our staff and students, creating an inspiring, highly flexible first-class teaching and research environment that transforms the way in which the University educates engineers for the future.”
Francine Houben, Creative Director and Founding Partner of Mecanoo, said: “With the MECD, we are super-proud to play a big part in Manchester’s rise to become a centre for 21st century innovation. As the first city of the Industrial Revolution, it is a fantastic base for new engineering revolutions which will inevitably be born on the MECD campus. MECD is a key part of Manchester’s new urbanism, physically extending the city centre into its academic axis, and combining epic scale with connectivity, heritage and new public space for everyone.”
Paul Owen, Architect Associate at BDP, added: “The challenge for a project of this scale is to deliver a huge variety of adaptable spaces that support world-leading research, whilst encouraging cross-discipline collaboration and development in a city centre location. The result is a vibrant collaborative environment that supports multiple research methods. We are sure it will inspire future generations of engineers and material scientists to pioneer amazing discoveries.”
Mark Pearson, Balfour Beatty Project Director, said: “We’re extremely pleased to have reached this critical milestone on such an important project – one that will transform the way in which the University of Manchester educates our future workforce of engineers.
“Despite the challenges we have faced over the last year as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic, works have progressed at pace with our expert team achieving final completion ahead of schedule. This significant achievement is truly testament to the strength of our collaborative culture and dedication as a project team.”
Eleanor Binns, Project Director at Buro Four, said: “A project of this scale with the extent of varied technical & functional requirements is complex from a project and programme management perspective and successful delivery can only be achieved through collaboration, commitment, planning and control. Through the expertise and efforts of the entire team, coupled with a strong vision from the client, we have reached this major milestone in the delivery of a world-class facility that will not only inspire the next generation of engineers, but is flexible and adaptable to accommodate the fast-paced change of research, teaching and workspace environments. A fantastic achievement and we look forward to seeing the building in its full use.”
Dr Tim Whitley, Director at Arup and Visiting Professor to The University of Manchester School of Mechanical, Aerospace and Civil Engineering, added: “It’s been fantastic to have contributed to the design and construction of the University of Manchester’s latest flagship development. The whole team has worked together to deliver a sustainable building where over 30% of spaces are naturally ventilated as part of a low carbon, energy efficient fabric first design, with flexible accommodation for high quality research and teaching for now and into the future.”
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About BDP – BDP is an international interdisciplinary practice of architects, engineers, designers and urbanists. We work closely with users, clients and the community to create special places for living, working, shopping, culture and learning across the world.
Founded in 1961, we now have studios across the UK, Ireland, Netherlands, UAE, India, China, Singapore and Canada. BDP has a leading track record in all major sectors including health, education, workplace, retail, urbanism, heritage, housing, transport and leisure and has won over 1000 awards for design quality.
In March 2016, BDP combined forces with Japan’s leading engineering practice Nippon Koei to form an integrated design group of genuine international reach. Sharing a philosophy which places an emphasis on design integration and community impact, the new group offers a unique combination of deep technical skills in engineering, architecture and the full range of design disciplines. www.bdp.com
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About Balfour Beatty – Balfour Beatty is a leading international infrastructure group with 26,000 employees driving the delivery of powerful new solutions, shaping thinking, creating skylines and inspiring a new generation of talent to be the change-makers of tomorrow.
We finance, develop, build, maintain and operate the increasingly complex and critical infrastructure that supports national economies and deliver projects at the heart of local communities. Over the last 11 years we have created iconic buildings and infrastructure all over the world including: the £1.5 billion A14 improvement scheme – Britain’s biggest road project; Hong Kong’s HK$5.5 billion world-class harbour theatre project for the West Kowloon Cultural District Authority; and the 12.5 mile $429 million North Metro Commuter Rail line in Colorado, US. balfourbeatty.com
About Arup – Arup is the creative force at the heart of many of the world’s most prominent projects in the built environment and across industry. Working in more than 140 countries, the firm’s designers, engineers, architects, planners, consultants and technical specialists work with our clients on innovative projects of the highest quality and impact. www.arup.com
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About Buro Four – Buro Four is an independent, specialist provider of project management and associated services. Buro Four’s core service is project management, with a complementary suite of services including programme management, design management and strategic workplace advice. Buro Four are experts in managing projects and programmes; providing exceptional quality, tangible value and innovative solutions at any point of a project’s lifecycle, from concept to completion. https://burofour.com/
About Mecanoo Architects – Mecanoo, officially founded in Delft, the Netherlands, in 1984, is made up of a multidisciplinary staff of over 100 creative professionals from 25 countries. The team includes architects, engineers, interior designers, urban planners, landscape architects and architectural technicians.
The company is led by creative director and founding partner Francine Houben. The extensive collective experience, gained over three decades, results in designs that are realised with technical expertise and great attention to detail.
Mecanoo’s projects range from single houses to complete neighbourhoods, skyscrapers, cities and polders, schools, train stations, theatres and libraries, hotels, museums, and even a chapel. Discovering unexpected solutions for the specifics of programme and context is the foremost challenge in all of our assignments.
Each design is considered in terms of its cultural setting, place and time. As such, Mecanoo treats each project as a unique design statement embedded within its context and orchestrated specifically for the people who use it.
Within the practice are knowledge centres which enable us to stay current on technological and design innovations in sustainability, eco-engineering, technology, education and learning, high-rise and mobility. Preoccupied not by a focus on form, but on process, consultation, context, urban scale and integrated sustainable design strategies, the practice creates culturally significant buildings with a human touch.
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An alternative use for a deck of Inked Adventures Map & Dice Playing Cards
This was just so "out there" that I really must share it. :) I keep meaning to make a video or animation of how the Inked Adventures Map & Dice Playing Cards can be used before or during a tabletop roleplaying session, but I never get around to setting up a camera in the right environment (or hijacking a someone else's D&D campaign). Being a deck of playing cards they can have many alternative uses. The following video was sent to me from within the wonderful world of Professor Oddfellow, an open-minded explorer of the esoteric. Although the cards not originally intended as a tool for divination, I feel honoured here that the Map & Dice Playing Cards have been employed here for a reading of the year ahead. Take from this what you will, but the Professor demonstrates well the laying out the cards to create a labyrinthian dungeon, whilst reminding us of the metaphorical and spiritual significance of the maze for navigating the challenges of daily life. The text descriptors on the cards were always intentionally abstract to give inspirational flavour to a game location without disrupting what the Dungeon Master had chosen to populate the area with. In some ways this was a passive form of "story-telling" through a dungeon - the events and people that make up the history of an ancient "living" dungeon. Curiously, these area names and descriptiors lend themselves well to the narrative of an oracular reading. Utterly fascinating! (By the way: A "haunted mirror" is not essential for the enjoyment of these cards) Enjoy. :) http://www.oneletterwords.com/weblog/?id=31080
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Hallucinating Rabbits on Grave Mood Rings (2024)
#grave mood rings#professor oddfellow#professoroddfellow#jonathan caws elwitt#craig conley#michael warwick#marmaduke horseman#I'd tune into docs show#talks
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This post has everything I like, Finlay, Professor OddFellow and wild fantasy art!
From Castle of Frankenstein #21, 1974
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EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE!!!
Time For a Seance on Grave Mood Rings
I had a hand in this! The blinds ad is based off of something I wrote! Professor Oddfellow and crew are definitely going somewhere. I suggest you follow!
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01 - Committee Members
Winthrop VCOM Faculty Member
G. David Brown, more colloquially known as Doc, is extremely well versed in many areas of illustration such as medical illustration, scientific illustration and portraiture. He has a M.A. in Medical Illustration from University of Texas Health Science Center and A.B. in Visual and Environmental Studies from Harvard University. He currently works in the College of Visual and Performing Arts as an Associate Professor of Design where he has been teaching since 2005. Prior to that, Doc has demonstrated his comprehensive skill and knowledge as a medical-legal illustrator before becoming the owner and illustrator of Synapse Media Productions, Inc. I chose Doc to be on my committee because his extensive knowledge of illustration, animation, and storytelling will prove to be valuable assets to my thesis. I hope to learn how to effectively create and tell a story to a targeted audience.
Jesse Weser is an Assistant Professor of Design here at Winthrop University. Jesse has also obtained her B.F.A. Masters in Design from the Domus Academy in Italy and spent some time at Moonlight Creative. I want Jesse on my committee because she has a way of seeing things that goes beyond the surface level and provides insightful critique. I hope to learn this skill of approaching a problem to some degree so that my designs reach a more deep and meaningful level.
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Dr. Robert Prickett is an Associate Dean for the College of Arts & Sciences as well as an Associate Professor of English Education. He has received his Ph.D in Education, Curriculum and Instruction at Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University among various other degrees. Dr. Prickett specializes in English Education, Adolescent Literature/Young Adult Literature, Media Literacy, Teacher Preparation, Diversity and Social Justice. I would like him to be on my committee because of his studies in Literature/Young Adult Literature, in addition to Diversity and Social Justice, will help add a layer of awareness that I may not have otherwise uncovered on my own. Working with him, I hope to uncover the nuances from the YA book upon which I’m basing my thesis on.
Regional SME
Brian Ransom is the founder and CEO of Moondog Interactive Studio located in Charleston, SC. He is the mind behind several feature length films and different TV series in France. Mr. Ransom also has a Chemical Engineering degree from NC State University. Brian Ransom balances his technical knowledge with his passion for art and design to create aesthetically pleasing but emotionally deep animations. What I would like to learn from this person are techniques in musical timing and pacing as well as good animation practices.
Non-regional SME
Chris Kelly is the creative director for Oddfellows, a studio of designers, animators and illustrators located in San Francisco, CA for the past 6 years. With a BFA in Fine Art and Video from the Maryland Institute College of Art, Mr. Kelly has acquired 7 years of experience as a senior motion designer. He has a focus in animation, motion graphics and creative direction. I’d like him to be on my committee because of his directing abilities and vision when executing a project. What I’d like to learn from him is how to direct the animation and convey the story through imagery and music.
(WIP - currently looking for someone who specializes in music, specifically, music and animation as a whole or someone with an African education background.)
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My dear Alex,
I know that you are very likely gone, but I was hoping that you wouldn’t be. I hope you get this letter, because I didn’t get to say what I wanted to when we saw each other last.
I loved you the first moment I saw you, not at the cafe, not when we were paired together as partners. I saw you in First year, in Introduction to Comp. You were sitting in the back row next to that infuriating redhead, I think her name was Melissa or something, she was a compulsive gum chewer and she switched to Marketing or something in Second year. I am rambling again, but this time it’s because this is the hardest thing I have ever had to write and I really am trying to find a way out of it.
Regardless, I fell for you immediately, as you sat at the back with a journal like mine, only I didn’t know that at the time. I just knew that you seemed to be scribbling all the time, spilling your secrets to crisp pages in that beautiful scratch of yours. I knew that you were perfect because I did the same thing. I knew at that moment that I would do anything to meet you.
Of course, I didn’t for years. I was in your class on and off over the next four years and I would try to convince myself that you could never like a girl like me, I was convinced until one day, I was in Professor Lynwell’s office after class, talking about the upcoming partner assignment. I didn’t want to work with anyone, I was too scared. But then Lynwell asked if I would participate if he paired me with you. It was mortifying, but I guess when you stand in front of a class for four years, you pick up on a few things. I thought you should know that, before you cut me out forever.
I am looking for a way out of this situation. The one where we give up all our dreams, the townhouse, the dog, the take out and the pantslessness. Where you make me so happy that even me, with my English Lit minor, can’t find the words to describe how happy you make me. You make me happier than cucumber sandwiches on the sunniest of days. Happier than Frank Sinatra and Sabrina and Jane Erye and Thai Food and No Pants. Combined.
I don’t know how else to convince you to stay, to pick me. I will support you, and your potential child. I love you that much. But pick me. Pick us. Pick laying in bed after sex, pick vinyl shopping and finding a new pizza place. Pick Lucy June, toothpaste drink when Barbie comes to stay and neck pain for both of us because we can’t stop kissing.
There is not really anything left I can say, other than I love you more than I have ever loved anyone or anything else on this planet, in this galaxy or the whole damn universe. I am moving to Seattle this Saturday, I got a job writing for this small band out there. They sounds great. They are going places. If you love me, you will come to Little Oddfellows, I hear they have great green tea. I will be there from noon till four on Sunday.
I love you,
Honey
(Envelope Contents: One scrap of paper with Little Oddfellows Address, torn paper cup with lyrics from John Mayer’s Slow Dancing in a Burning Room from a University Cafe Cup)
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