#probably telecaster

[djzazzles]

Favorite Tremolo Mortician

[daily-polyshow]

day 105!!

[2-kamikou-1]

hhhhh.

[the-takosader]

Anyway, on the list of Things In The Making...

What, you thought one electric would be good enough for me?

Yep, I'm doing another one. This one won't be fretless, because of two reasons:

The Fretless (hereafter referred to as Sunset Fade) was an experiment to see what I could actually do with a kit.

A 12 string fretless, though cool, would be even more hell to play than the Sunset Fade already is.

Yep! It's a 12 string! As some guitarists might say, I've caught the 12 string bug. But, y'see, I think I've had it for a good long while now.

The first time I actually encountered a 12 string in a song was, if I can correctly recall, Wish You Were Here. I don't actually properly remember my reaction to it, but I know what my reaction is to it now: play along to the rhythm on my acoustic 6.

The more recent and powerful one, however, is much, much later than that. I never really did a Beatles Back-Catalogue dive until when I made a full Studio Discography playlist on Spotify, and encountered a little gem called If I Needed Someone.

For those completely unaware of the history of this song, it was written in the latter half of 1965 by one George Harrison. I don't think I need to explain the ins and outs of what the song's about, but the long and short of it is that he's telling the women of the world that, although he's gonna be married, he might need someone if the thing goes sour.

But again, this is rambling. My reaction wasn't to the lyrics, but the guitar. The jangle and chime specifically. Two toaster single coils in a bevelled-top Rickenbacker 360/12, ringing out like Rhymney. Oh, and it's got a capo on the 7th. Chime a-plenty on this one.

So yeah, this one's a doozy of a build. A 12 string electric with 2 single coils... which just now occurred to me that it sounds a lot like a Fender Telecaster XII. Oh yeah, Fender made a Tele XII. It was a limited edition thing from 1995-99, but it still counts.

So my build is going to be a Tele XII, mainly because I didn't fancy a Strat again, but it's going to be special for 2 reasons (that's the second time it's been two reasons specifically):

It's going to be a semi-hollow 12 string, because you can never have too much jangle on a 12 string like this.

It's going to be strung Rickenbacker-style.

What's Rickenbacker-style stringing? That requires an explanation of 12 strings in general.

The above is a tuning guide for a normal 12 string guitar. Yes, it actually is 12 strings. Anyway, note how it's the higher octave string first, then the standard string after, leading to a kind of sawtooth as you strum down.

Rickenbacker 12 strings reverse that order, placing the normal string first, then the octave string, and repeating that process until the upper four strings, which don't change due to being unison pairs.

In effect, this is going to result in a Ric 12 string for a fraction of the cost. For reference, Ric 360/12s? A nice, clean £3,400. Meanwhile this project has only costed a total of £167, though it remains to see if it'll cost anymore in the future or not.

I'll try to remember to update you all on this mad shit, but if I don't, I've proably gotten too invested in the thing.

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

Round 2 Group C Match 2

ATTENTION VOTERS WE ARE TRYING TO ACHIEVE A TIE ON THIS POLL. MARGIN OF 0.2% OR SMALLER WILL MEAN JONNY AND MIKE MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ROUND TOGETHER.

expand for propaganda ↓ (major wall of text warning + videos. very.)

Jonny Greenwood:

"Every art girl's (and boy's) wet dream"

"He wrote the tourist. That's all you need."

"Repeat from my Thom propaganda but he was a part of it so anyways. I had a dream once where I met him and Thom on the street and asked them to sign my Pablo Honey CD, so Thom pushed me into open traffic and I got hit by a car and died and Jonny laughed his ass off. 10/10, my last sight before death was his beautiful face laughing."

"I could probably snap him like a twig but I want to marry him and have 3 children with him before I do that"

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose 1/5 of Radiohead. Choose 1/5 of In Rainbows. Choose the man who wrote weird fishes, both Greenwood sisters ,the man in South Park, his telecaster and the stickers on it. Choose the bug Jacqueline Kennedy, his love for literature and poetry, and his lovely lisp. Choose his sublime score for Phantom Thread and his husband Paul Thomas Anderson. Choose the weird amount of straight men who thirst over him in the YouTube comment section. Choose his jawbone. Choose the most pretentious, unpretentious member of the band. Choose his silky hair and his (probably) Dove shampoo. Choose his great knowledge of music theory and how he often disregards it. Choose Astroboy's biggest fanboy (minus maybe Thom. Choose a very hot Alex James who eloped with a fish. Choose Jonny Greenwood. Choose your future. Choose life… Involuntary Trainspotting reference but please vote Jonny over Wario. Oh, and( even though Jonny lives in Italy at the moment), I live in Oxford and if I meet him, I'll tell him that he won."

"He keeps chickens guys, CHICKENS"

"I'm a straight guy but no joke Jonny is hot tbh maybe it's cuz he looks like a chick but like damnnnn"

"He's so gorgeous....kinda like an ant 😍😍😍😍"

Mike Patton:

"Mike didn't consistently wear BDSM masks matched with boiler suits and lick Trevor Dunn on stage just to lose this bracket. Also, if you don't think he's hot in every which way, you clearly haven't seen this: https://youtu.be/gjEbHBafvm0 or this: https://youtu.be/i9_hCjcFNO0 or this: https://youtu.be/Kfq7wHJu21c"

"Mike Patton collaborated with basically everyone who's anyone in music, and he speaks Italian too. He's great in a live show. And Mr. Bungle is unmatched and unparalleled, full stop."

"HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA FUNNY WHITE MAN SCREAMS IN MY EAR AND BUSTS IT DOWN SEXUAL STYLE"

"I'm a lesbian but I find him insanely attractive which I think says a lot"

"whenever mike arches his back and screams a part of my soul leaves my body and is shattered by the soundwaves."

"all you need to do to love mike is watch this: https://youtu.be/0gq_Jn41iMM&t=1375 the fact that he blurts that out and then super casually goes into the song leaves me crying with rage and hormones every time I see it"

[mydaddywiki]

Wes Durham

Physique: Average Build Height: 5'9"

Dallas Wesley "Wes" Durham (born January 25, 1966) is an American sportscaster. He is a play-by-play announcer for ESPN and ACC Network coverage of college football and basketball. He works telecasts of the Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC) due to his experience broadcasting in the conference. Durham served as the radio play-by-play announcer for the Georgia Tech football and men's basketball teams from the start of the 1995-1996 season through 2010, and continued to announce the basketball games through 2013. He was also Georgia Tech's Director of Broadcasting and is the radio play-by-play announcer for the Atlanta Falcons.

All I can say is… DAT ASS. DAT ASS. DAT ASS. Built for a good, hard pounding. Well… he would probably disagree, but you have to admit, it's a crying shame that he is not getting fucked regularly at gay orgies.

A native of Cary, N.C., Durham graduated from Elon University with a bachelor’s degree in Mass Communications. He's married with children. His father, Woody Durham, was the legendary “Voice of the Tar Heels” for 40 years and not bad to look at either. There isn't much else I can say about him. He's handsome, got an ass like a dump truck and I'd love to fuck him until his head caved in.

[bestmusicalworldcup]

The 77th Tony Awards are this Sunday!

The Tony Awards telecast is once again divided into two parts: the preshow ("The Tony Awards: Act One") and the main telecast.

Act One airs on the free streaming service Pluto TV at 6:30 PM ET. Despite being billed as a "pre-show," awards are given out during this part of the telecast. Expect much of the technical awards during this portion. I think Best Score was also in Act One last year.

The main Tony Awards air on CBS and Paramount+ (only for those subscribed to the upper tier) at 8:00 PM ET.

CBS is available on cable and antenna TV.

AMC's Film & Arts channel will broadcast the awards live in Latin America.

WOWOW will stream both parts of the Tony Awards broadcast live in Japan.

If you don't have any of the above, then there are probably other ways to find a broadcast if you know what I mean.

[hand-picked-star]

Let's talk about some heavy stuff. I don't mind watching something problematic as long as it is portraited as such.

When I watched this episode then and even now I don't find it out-of-character as some might find,I had reason I'll discuss. did I find it problematic? yes,sure, he was not reading her body language right,she was terrified. was it portraited as problematic? yes, I never felt that the show was trying to romanticise this situation inspite of the romantic music. Because the music and the song was for Arnav only, not for them as a couple.If what he intended to do was successful, then I would have a problem with it. To my understanding,Arnav was having a different types of turmoil in his mind.

I will talk about two things.

Arnav's abandonment issue

Arnav's PTSD

This was the episode that was telecasted on 13 august, 2012. I have a post highlighted many days that have the probability of being the last day of their contact marriage, mainly because it was fun. And also if anyone watched IPKKND now,they have no way to tell which is the last day as no character mentioned it.But since 2012, the episode where he said 'I love you, damnit' was the last day of their contact marriage as canon for me.So, I watched this episode and still do with the mindset that it's the last day.

Arnav's Abandonment issue

Arnav was terrified of losing people he loved,that didn't need any explanation.That fear came from losing his mother, who he loved most.Also because his mother left him instead of staying alive for his sake. Arnav had been on a emotional roller-coster ride since the moment he met khushi. He fought so hard to not fall for her,but end up doing the very same thing that destroyed his parents. That day on terrace, among many thing, he lost the girl he loved as well. That's a different kind of pain.the person was not dead,she was even his wife,but to him he lost the girl, he loved and dreamt to have a future with. That marriage was as painful and toxic for him as it was for khushi.

Then against all odds,he got her back again,which was very short-lived,his fear almost came true,she stopped breathing. just notice what he was kept chanting '' you can't do this to me ''. And then he continued to go through situation where he could lose her again and again.He started to feel detached from her.

And then he just got her back home by using all the tricks in his arsenal - trying to be vulnerable, threat,manipulation and what not.I think Arnav understood to a extent the reason behind her leaving home under the guise of buaji's illness,as she couldn't live in a house where everyone is bothered by her.He understood that khushi was making herself responsible for everyone's pain and punishing herself as such.Remember how he was having a conversation with a sleeping khushi about how di would understand.Then he tried his level best to make her comfortable in his home,to make shantivan her home too.All the gifts were indication of that,then return to her fav bed side,trying to establish her status in his household.

But return of dadi and her defiance to accept khushi,surely bothered Arnav to a great extend.She started to antagonise khushi with every chance she got. And the clock of contact marriage was ticking.Even if it was not the last day, how dadi was trying to throw khushi out of the house, At that point if khushi again tried to leave Arnav,it would had been very difficult for Arnav to get her back again.Then khushi started talking about their marriage not being complete. I got a feeling here that Arnav was planning something for convincing khushi of his love, but with return of dadi, returned his PTSD,that rendered him unable to perform what he was planning.But if they consumated the marriage, then it would mean a great deal to khushi and she would not leave him if she accepted him as her husband.I think he became desperate here. And as khushi best responded when she was challenged to do something, he selected that method to achieve his goal. So, in the last day of contact marriage, he tried to consumate their marriage. And together with his triggered PTSD, the situation in hand became very messy.

Arnav's PTSD

It was established in the show that when Arnav is triggering his untreated and unaddressed PTSD reared it's ugly head and he ended up doing terrible things.

I just see a pattern.If his PTSD was not triggered,then he would have been patient and more in-tune with khushi just like he was on bachelor night.

But this post isn't a justification of his action. I just understand why he did whatever he'd done that night like I understand why he tore her dori the very first time he met her. He was absolutely wrong in both situation.

I just feel very bad for both Arnav and khushi in this episode. Bitwa just wanted that one thing in his life to go smoothly. And khushi wasn't letting it happen,so he was very angry at her.And on the other hand the dadi, who was very essential for him in his childhood just kept pestering him.And khushi, oh baby, God bless you. Just a few days khushi, then you wouldn't need any proof of his love,you would be so sure of that.

My scattered thoughts (8/?)

[whoblewboobear]

Jace’s theme song probably 👀 idkidk 😩✌️

“I wanna be your slave, I wanna be your master

I wanna make your heartbeat run like rollercoasters

I wanna be a good boy, I wanna be a gangster

'Cause you can be the beauty and I could be the monster

I wanna make you quiet, I wanna make you nervous

I wanna set you free but I'm too fucking jealous

I wanna pull your strings like you're my Telecaster

And if you want to use me, I could be your puppet”

[ratatatastic]

"Can I say something real quick though? I was worried a little bit on both of you guys going to the plate and throwing out the first pitch... 'cuz I evaluate that and a lot of people do too. And you've seen some guys that just—they don't know how to throw a ball!" "Yeah." "And they're unbelievable athletes and they don't know how to throw a ball! You guys both did the same time, you did a good job on that! But I was kind-of worried." "So I actually threw out the first pitch in Miami two years ago and I hurt—it was right after I was traded. And I had a shoulder injury, like, during the year before and first, like—we're athletes. Hockey players are great athletes! But very rarely are you, like, going out there and throwing the ball like you were with pops when you're, like, 5 years old! You don't do that anymore! So I had a shoulder injury and I'm like, 'I'm an athlete, right? Like I'll just go up to the mound and just chuck one in there, you know put a little sauce on it, whatever.' I tried to throw a little, like, oomph into it and, like, I didn't even get it to the plate from the mound! Like it's—when you don't practise and it's the first time throwing a ball, like, it was a hundred—" "Where was that?" "It was in Miami!" "Were you getting chirped?" "No, I wasn't getting chirped!" "At the Marlin's game? Nobody was there!" "It was—it was—" "No one was there, nobody saw it! It's not—" "No, I wasn't getting chirped! It was—" "You can tell everyone that it was a strike right down the middle!" "No! Somebody saw that! Some of the guys saw that and were probably like, 'Errgh...'" "It was—Yeah, whatever! But, you know, who cares! But I actually before the St. Louis one... I didn't know the setup if I was gonna be from the mound or not but I will admit that in the morning I went out in the backyard and just, like, threw 5—" "Oh, you have to!" "—just to loosen up. I'm way healthier than I was two years ago but it was just like, you know—it was fun! It was a great day!" "Did they—" "When your shoulder gets messed up though, man..." "I can't imagine these pitchers that throw so much in a year. Like they gotta be—I have a lot of respect for them. I used to be like, 'I pitch one every five days if you're a starter like whate—' If you're chucking in one hundred pitches and all your warmup and stuff like that's a tough supposed to do that—" "I don't think your shoulder is supposed to do that..." "No! And they snap it in there! Very impressive! And—" "That's why they get paid a lot of coin~ Dude, let's go 250 schmillions—" "I was gonna say that's why—yeah. Good for them!" "I know you do pretty well—" "It was cool seeing Ohtani hit a home run!* I think he's awesome! And driving around in the car before with Jayson [Tatum] like—that Ohtani's a big man."

Cam & Strick Podcast | 8.27.24 (x)(x)(x)

*funny that matthew mentions that he thought it was cool to see an ohtani moonshot irl the cardinals telecast was actually zoomed in on him in the stands before it happened so they had to cut from him to shohei trotting around the bases so its nice to know he enjoyed the sho as much as we all do XD

[femmemortes]

Showing my guitars because I love them so much fr :>

Going from right to left there’s Iris, which is a Squire Affinity Stratocaster. Bought her because I really liked the HH configuration of the pickups but also wanted something for a good mod platform.

Then there’s Dominique, my first electric. 50’s Vibe Telecaster, which as you can see, I got signed by Black Honey when I went to see them on tour at their Live and Signing. Which, btw, the entire band is so fucking nice and sweet, I love them all so so much.

And then finally my Epiphone SG Standard, Maxine. Yes, I named her Maxine like one of my ocs, idk she just gave that vibe. I love this bitch so much, probably my main guitar, decorated a little bit with a Lesbian Bed Death sticker. I’ve performed live with this guitar as well as with Dominique, so there’s already some pretty cool memories from that too :)

[jonathantaylorthomas]

JJ and Kealia Watt ‘Hope It Works Out’ for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce: ‘Happy for Them’ (Exclusive)

"I think it just shows how amazing she is," Kealia, 31, says of Swift's impact on the NFL after the singer cheered for Travis Kelce at Arrowhead Stadium on Sunday. According to FOX Sports, the game was the week’s highest-rated telecast on any network, with 24.3 million viewers.

"She's an icon, She's the most famous person in the world, probably. So I think it just shows what a badass she is," Kealia tells PEOPLE.

JJ, currently an NFL analyst for CBS Sports, says the fan frenzy over Swift's rumored romance with the Chiefs star is "two mega worlds colliding."

The former Arizona Cardinal says, "I think the ratings are going to go even higher every single week for the Chiefs games, which is hard because they were already one of the best teams in the league."

JJ adds, "It's exciting. I'm happy for them and hope it all works out."

[cherrylng]

Gears & Analysis - Manson Delorean [STYLE Series #004 - Muse (August 2010)]

DeLorean The steadfast mainstay of the band's early days, custom-made with near-future imagery.

The first guitar Matthew ordered from Manson, it appeared in 2001 and became his main guitar for live performances and recordings until he retired it in 2005. It is called the ‘DeLorean’ (often called the Silver Manson) because of its futuristic looks, reminiscent of the DeLorean car in the film Back to the Future. The body, which at first glance appears to be made of metal, is actually just laminated aluminium sheets on wood. The body is made of mahogany (some say poplar) and the neck is made of high-grade maple with a beautiful bird's eye grain and a rosewood fingerboard. Pickups are Seymour Duncan ‘Hot P90’ front and Kent Armstrong ‘Motherbucker’ rear. The latter is constructed like two twin-blade single-coil sized humbuckers and is characterised by its extremely powerful tone. The unit also incorporates a Graphtech ‘Ghost Pickup System’, which can be used to create pseudo-acoustic sounds by utilising the output from a piezo pickup built into the bridge saddle. The GK-2A guitar synth system from Roland is also built in, so this guitar can be used to create not only normal guitar and acoustic sounds, but also synthesised sounds when connected to a GR-series guitar synth. The GR series is a guitar with a wide range of options. In addition, the backside of the guitar has a large zigzag at the bottom (not visible in the photo), where a board containing various effectors is built in (this model is equipped with the ZVex Fuzz Factory and MXR Phaser Phase 90 circuits). In other words, this is a guitar with a wide variety of functions that allows you to complete your sound makeup with just the guitar itself and an amp, without having to install effects pedals under your feet.

Controls There are a number of controllers and switches to control a variety of functions. As seen in the live video, the two silver knobs at the bottom of the unit are probably for the ‘Fuzz Factory’ and the knob on the right side of the bridge is for the ‘Phase 90’. The mini-switches are probably ON/OFF switches for the effects, guitar synths, and piezos. The three small knobs on the right side of the unit are probably normal guitar controllers.

Head Stock The head is shaped in a way reminiscent of a Telecaster, to which an aluminium plate is affixed. All six pegs are placed on one side. The functionality is orthodox, but the circular knobs help to give the guitar a futuristic look. The rosewood fingerboard is rounded rather than slab board, as the joint between the fingerboard and neck is rounded and arced.

[silverteacups]

someone actually DID ask! me!

anyway. favourite covers for the pjsekai characters :3 and maybe some unnecessary commentary on their vocals because WOW

mizuki akiyama

i'm gonna be unoriginal and say villain...... their "shingai", "hanabira" and "ageku no". woah

i think i'll put otome dissection as a runner-up though, AMAZING high notes

ena shinonome

nomad!! such an underrated song but so pretty

HOWEVER runner-up is, without a doubt, aishite, aishite, aishite

guys..... those notes at the end were so pretty did you HEAR THEM?

mafuyu asahina

saisei is really pretty how could i not

but bug is a close second!

kanade yoisaki

saisei again :3

i wanted to put a lot of covers in second but i had to go with IDSMILE

her voice is so soft and pretty <3

rui kamishiro

as you like it, probably with literary nonsense in second

tsukasa tenma

journey, 88☆彡 in second (though i was considering putting literary nonsense here instead)

nene kusanagi

starry sky melody, with into the night in second

best wxs vocalist imo (rui in second, then tsukasa)

emu otori

odore orchestra, telecaster b-boy in second!

i was gonna put positive☆dance time here but it didn't make it

toya aoyagi

utsuro wo aogu, with the runner-up being traffic jam (ft. kohane)

edit: that used to say "runner-being being"

akito shinonome

this was SO hard i love all his covers i'm pretty sure 😭

anyway

airhead/garando in first, alter ego being the runner-up :3

if they get covers for gekokujo and shanti (any of vbs) then ALL of my opinions for them will change

edit: giggles. i was so right. anyway alter ego in first and Something in second. the eh? eh? eh? in the shanti covers was so silly

kohane azusawa

NEO in first, beat eater in second, but odo was close!

you can hear the improvement i love it so much

an shiraishi

egoist (ft. akito although the line distribution was awful for him, though colopal did say they'd fix this), then machi - machi would've gone first but imo it sounded a little forced

anyway uh same as i said with akito, her voice in gekokujo and shanti>>>

edit: I WAS SO RIGHT. gekokujo in first, beat eater 2nd, odo came close

minori hanasato

milk crown on sonechka, then ai no material probably. i love her voice

haruka kiritani

the earth's final confession (shizuharu is definitely in my top 3 duos in terms of vocals), then nostalogic

which i just realised is also shizuharu

edit: I CHANGED MY MIND it's IF and then booo! probably

airi momoi

marshmary, then romeo and cinderella (im so original this is the rarest opinion ever guys)

shizuku hinomori

literal ANGEL. she is from HEAVEN. she is not of this WORLD

anyway shoujo rei in first, nostalogic in second (shizuharu ftw)

ichika hoshino

calc (so glad this song came to EN recently), then made to order

saki tenma

from tokyo, then stage of sekai! saki is really sweet but guess who's sweeter (and way more underrated)

edit: hare wo matsu, then teratera and ikanaide

honami mochizuki

this was another really difficult one because her voice is so fucking gorgeous

"but it doesn't suit leo/need's music!11!!" SHUT UP do you actually listen to leo/need. points at regulus.

as i was saying

morning glory in first (also my first master FC. edit: wow that was a while ago now), awaiting clear skies in second

shiho hinomori

last but not least, my girlfriend

but not actually i believe in poly/need because come on they're so gay

this was ALSO hard so i'm doing my top 3 (「1」 being my favourite)

「1」, meteor pulse, stella

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

Round 4 Match 9

propaganda below the cut! (enormous wall of text warning)

Trent Reznor:

"he is everything. he is all that exists around us. he is the air which we breathe. he performed covered in mud at woodstock 94 and somehow made it work. he's largely responsible for arguably the most influential concept album of the 90s. he is beautiful and sweet and stunning. i want to study him under a microscope. i know closer is about sex as a self-destructive behavior but also have you seen how insanely gorgeous he looks in the music video? in the words of my friend, "he sings like he's in heat". he literally humps and destroys synths (in a variety of ways, including stripping the keys off with his boot) during performances. every single outfit he wears is extremely cunty. on multiple occasions guys have said that even though they're straight they would fuck him. finally, in the words of jude doyle: "to this day, looking at a photograph of trent reznor in the early '90s feels like looking into the sun""

"The live March Of The Pigs (1994) video makes me froth at the mouth I start biting and snapping my teeth and growling. I need to rewatch it five times a week at LEAST to stay sane. Trent Reznor is like if a trophy wife was a man. Also the way he WHISPERS INTO THE MIC AT THE END OF SUCK?????HHFSJBDNDNS???? THE ENTIRETY OF THE BROKEN EP????????? Cleanup on aisle my fucking pants. Is this too insane? Sorry"

"I’m a lesbian but that does not fucking mean anything when confronted with trent reznor"

"It's Trent, man. Even the literal devil wants him. He's just boypretty."

"This man deadass wrote a song with the lyric “My moral standing is lying down" in it"

Jonny Greenwood:

"Every art girl's (and boy's) wet dream"

"He wrote the tourist. That's all you need."

"Repeat from my Thom propaganda but he was a part of it so anyways. I had a dream once where I met him and Thom on the street and asked them to sign my Pablo Honey CD, so Thom pushed me into open traffic and I got hit by a car and died and Jonny laughed his ass off. 10/10, my last sight before death was his beautiful face laughing."

"I could probably snap him like a twig but I want to marry him and have 3 children with him before I do that"

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose 1/5 of Radiohead. Choose 1/5 of In Rainbows. Choose the man who wrote weird fishes, both Greenwood sisters ,the man in South Park, his telecaster and the stickers on it. Choose the bug Jacqueline Kennedy, his love for literature and poetry, and his lovely lisp. Choose his sublime score for Phantom Thread and his husband Paul Thomas Anderson. Choose the weird amount of straight men who thirst over him in the YouTube comment section. Choose his jawbone. Choose the most pretentious, unpretentious member of the band. Choose his silky hair and his (probably) Dove shampoo. Choose his great knowledge of music theory and how he often disregards it. Choose Astroboy's biggest fanboy (minus maybe Thom. Choose a very hot Alex James who eloped with a fish. Choose Jonny Greenwood. Choose your future. Choose life… Involuntary Trainspotting reference but please vote Jonny over Wario. Oh, and( even though Jonny lives in Italy at the moment), I live in Oxford and if I meet him, I'll tell him that he won."

"He keeps chickens guys, CHICKENS"

"I'm a straight guy but no joke Jonny is hot tbh maybe it's cuz he looks like a chick but like damnnnn"

"He's so gorgeous....kinda like an ant 😍😍😍😍"

Mike Patton:

"Mike didn't consistently wear BDSM masks matched with boiler suits and lick Trevor Dunn on stage just to lose this bracket. Also, if you don't think he's hot in every which way, you clearly haven't seen this: https://youtu.be/gjEbHBafvm0 or this: https://youtu.be/i9_hCjcFNO0 or this: https://youtu.be/Kfq7wHJu21c"

"Mike Patton collaborated with basically everyone who's anyone in music, and he speaks Italian too. He's great in a live show. And Mr. Bungle is unmatched and unparalleled, full stop."

"HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA FUNNY WHITE MAN SCREAMS IN MY EAR AND BUSTS IT DOWN SEXUAL STYLE"

"I'm a lesbian but I find him insanely attractive which I think says a lot"

"whenever mike arches his back and screams a part of my soul leaves my body and is shattered by the soundwaves."

"all you need to do to love mike is watch this: https://youtu.be/0gq_Jn41iMM&t=1375 the fact that he blurts that out and then super casually goes into the song leaves me crying with rage and hormones every time I see it"

[mydaddywiki]

John Hagee

Physique: Rotund/Heavyset Build Height: 5’ 6" (1.67m)

John Charles Hagee (born April 12, 1940 -) is an American pastor and televangelist. He founded John Hagee Ministries, which telecasts to the United States and Canada; and senior pastor of Cornerstone Church, a charismatic megachurch in San Antonio, Texas. He is also the founder and chairman of the Christian Zionist organization Christians United for Israel. Hagee has attracted controversy over his comments regarding Catholics, Jews, Islam, homosexuality, women, African Americans, Hurricane Katrina and even the Bible itself.

You got to love/hate televangelists. Most, if not all are charlatans, homosexuals, thieves, crooks, deceivers and fake prophets. But then most of them look so brick makingly hot (from the hair, the suits and the jewelry) that you can almost ignore what they've said or done in the past. Let me stress ALMOST. But my penchant for short, chubby, silver-haired men built like an eggplant, seems win out over me with him.

Well, lets see, he's married to a younger woman he had an adulterous affair with from his own former congregation. Seems kinda hypocritical after hearing this quote from him, "Christians don’t steal or lie, they don’t get divorced or have abortions." He and his wife have three children (Hagee has five in total) and thirteen grandchildren. His son Matthew Hagee, the sixth generation of the family to be involved in evangelism, who also inherented his father's ass, assists him and does much of the televangelism. And using his position, Hagee has grown into an enormously wealthy man. A net worth of $5 million.

I know I should hate John Hagee, but that ass of his is SO hypnotizing. Plus if he knows a man wants to fuck him, it’ll probably pisses him off to no end.