#probably tastes fresh

[weiner-enjoyer]

ever wanted to lick the deodorant ball?

[beastsovrevelation]

Warrior Nun characters and their perfect fragrance

Ava: Angel by Mugler

Lilith: Inexcusable Evil by Toskovat

Beatrice: Light Blue by Dolce & Gabbana

Camila: Ego Stratis by Juliette has a gun

Adriel: Noir Extreme by Tom Ford

Mother Superion: Jazz Club by Maison Margiela

Jillian: Baccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis Kurkdjian

Mary: Wood Sage & Sea Salt by Jo Malone

Yasmine: Vanille Antique by Byredo

Michael: Luna Rossa by Prada

[artsy-dreamer]

Thinking about the dream I had a while back :)

So Wallace had a little cooking show, and it was really chill and cozy- he was just hanging out in his kitchen at home, talking to the camera about how to make the perfect cheese toast 😌

I’d totally watch that if it were real, tbh

[arttsuka]

what is the meat(?) in the food photo called

It's a salmon fillet (I'd take another picture to show it better but I already ate it)

Here's a picture of another, still frozen salmon fillet I have in the freezer.

[riaspeaks]

If you don't drink water you're really gross

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

i think part of the reason i dont like carrots or bell peppers is that as a kid i didnt like them but everyone around me was like "noooo theyre so sweet! and yummy! and delicious! and very sweet!!!!!!!!" and now i can understand what was meant but why the fuck would you say that to like. a seven year old

[autistic-shaiapouf]

I need you to understand that this curry is the first meal I've actually cooked in WEEKS that wasn't just oven ready or microwavable, and I'm eating this like I've never had food before

[cursed-blade-gf]

My dental appointment went fucking fantastic for the first time in like ever. Reblog if you want to kiss this hot and confident transgirl on the mouth with tongue.

[nicol--bolas]

yo Nicky b what do you think the official IHOP nicol bolas pancake would be flavored. Also those summer rolls looked really good I love summer rolls

ok so just take your average pancakes with syrup and put enough bacon on them bad boys to clog the arteries of three grown men

then blowtorch it until crispy on the outside

[oblako]

korean-style carrot salad my beloved <3

[fuckwhoeverpickedallthefunnyurls]

would u biuuy

No bc I hate Asparagus it tastes awful

[radio-charlie]

There’s a coconut and sugarcane dude right outside my apartment block. he even makes coconut shakes

[snekdood]

man i made such a stupid mistake... i started taking peppermint pills bc they're supposed to help with digestive issues, but for some dumb reason i decided to take the maximum dose and i just shat and now my butthole is minty. its like the opposite of when you eat too much hot sauce. its like i applied peppermint oil directly to my butthole.

[teaboot]

Almighty Tumblr user Teaboot, what is your wisdom?

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You don't have to eat the gross jellybeans, you can just eat the ones you like, they have no nutritional value so there's nothing wrong with tossing em, candy is for fun not for food

Spiders and other household bugs are repulsed by cedar and lavender- you can get cedar balls online like how people used to sell mothballs and use em to keep spiders out of your closet

When you unplug an appliance from a wall there may still be an electrical charge in it for a sec so don't touch the metal end of the plug or you might get zapped a bit

Tiger's eye gems are a type of asbestos so if you crack or chip your tiger's eye you should probably not wear it anymore idk I'm not a rock scientist

If you wanna stay warmer when camping you should leave your sleeping bag rolled up until the moment you go to bed cause the fabric can absorb humidity in the air and make it damp and colder. Also fresh socks before you go to bed, even if your day ones still seem dry

Rayon, Viscose, and Lyocell are all made of plant fibers

Capsaicin is fat soluble, so if you eat something too spicy then drinking milk or cream will wash it away better than water. Swishing with vinegar should also work too if you're desperate

Fish are WAY more maintenance than you think they are. Goldfish can live well over a decade under proper care. Fish are not "easy" pets for the love of God. And they're smarter than you think they are

People having seizures are not going to swallow their tongue. At worst they may bite it. Hitting their head on something is a far bigger risk. Don't put shit in their mouth.

Children are more sensitive to bitter tastes as an evolutionary safety measure against accidental poisoning. If theycdont like eating something because it's bitter, remember that the taste is stronger to them.

Most symptoms of hauntings are also symptoms of gas leaks and black mold. Whether or not you believe in ghosts you should probably check you're not being poisoned before you drop money on a spirit medium

Purple skittles are grape flavour in some places like North America and blackcurrant in places like the UK. I personally prefer blackcurrant

Saguaro cacti can weigh literal tons and will crush you to death if they fall on you

Palm trees are technically grass

[mashmouths]

oh "the house that built me" by miranda lambert we're really in it now

[kerosene-saint]

I forgot that I love so much how fresh oranges smell