#probably tastes fresh

[weiner-enjoyer]

ever wanted to lick the deodorant ball?

[rascheln]

Being my own parent by making veggie loaded casserole and then yelling at myself to eat it despite not feeling hungry.

[arttsuka]

what is the meat(?) in the food photo called

It's a salmon fillet (I'd take another picture to show it better but I already ate it)

Here's a picture of another, still frozen salmon fillet I have in the freezer.

[riaspeaks]

If you don't drink water you're really gross

[toytulini]

it is baffling to me that ppl keep insisting "if its not sprite then what IS it tho?" and seemingly do not...retain the recipes that are being shared. like you dont have to memorize them its just repeatedly "is lemonade not sprite though? how is it not sprite?"

"its lemon juice, water, and sugar"

"is it not the same as sprite?" no we just told u. does that sound like sprite to you. does sprite give you the vibe of juicing some lemons on a hot summer day? the lemonade version closest to Sprite over here, in terms of Being Lemonade, is still Notably Different from sprite, or any other soda, is probably Minute Maid, a highly processed branded lemonade that you can occasionally get from soda fountains (DESPITE! NOT BEING CARBONATED! similar to how they somehow dispense iced or sweet tea from soda fountains) it sometimes comes in a can or 2L bottle similar to soda, in the soda isle. and its Not Soda. its not Carbonated. its Trying To Pretend So Hard To Be Real Lemonade. it tastes like lemonade thats a bit sad. it is far more lemonade than SPRITE will ever be. if yall were simply insisting that lemonade is carbonated, that it was like, fizzy minute maid, that would be less offensive than calling sprite lemonade. which is Insane. good god.

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

i think part of the reason i dont like carrots or bell peppers is that as a kid i didnt like them but everyone around me was like "noooo theyre so sweet! and yummy! and delicious! and very sweet!!!!!!!!" and now i can understand what was meant but why the fuck would you say that to like. a seven year old

[staryarn]

Season with your heart

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Tip 2: to make mashed potatoes easy style get enough small potatoes, fill pot till like. A third the way up with potatoes, cover with water (make sure it barely covered the potatoes), then lightly season with salt. Boil for about 20-40 minutes so they're tender as hell. Pulverize those fucks in a bowl (strained). Add seasoning to your liking (added salt, pepper, onion powder because I wasn't assed to reach for garlic powder, agave syrup / maple, cheese, sour cream. Loosen with water and add half and half (or better cream but. Didn't have it) to liking. Microwave that fucker then rapidly mix so the cheese strings)

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[autistic-shaiapouf]

I need you to understand that this curry is the first meal I've actually cooked in WEEKS that wasn't just oven ready or microwavable, and I'm eating this like I've never had food before

[sapphic-scylla]

My dental appointment went fucking fantastic for the first time in like ever. Reblog if you want to kiss this hot and confident transgirl on the mouth with tongue.

[nicol--bolas]

yo Nicky b what do you think the official IHOP nicol bolas pancake would be flavored. Also those summer rolls looked really good I love summer rolls

ok so just take your average pancakes with syrup and put enough bacon on them bad boys to clog the arteries of three grown men

then blowtorch it until crispy on the outside

[oblako]

korean-style carrot salad my beloved <3

[fuckwhoeverpickedallthefunnyurls]

would u biuuy

No bc I hate Asparagus it tastes awful

[radio-charlie]

There’s a coconut and sugarcane dude right outside my apartment block. he even makes coconut shakes

[mashmouths]

oh "the house that built me" by miranda lambert we're really in it now

[kerosene-saint]

I forgot that I love so much how fresh oranges smell

[greensleeve]