#probably one of the ones that is notorious for burning because he liked the pain and to smell like chemicals for a little while

[theoryofwhatnow]

love the fact that tom was absolutely growing some facial hair pre-like minds so it’s arguable that nigel had to shave as well.

[mariasont]

Office Sleepover 3 - A.H

a/n: yeehaw this took me way longer than i thought but here she be

i feel like im so ass at writing smut so just bear with me yall

masterlist

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part one here! part two here!

pairings: aaron hotchner x fem!reader

summary: in which reader gets put on a hit-list and has to stay in the office (kind of based off when penelope got put on a hit-list by the dirty dozen)

warnings: 18+ MDNI, hungover reader, unwanted attention from some rando, awk as fuck reader, fingering, dirty talk, doing the dirty in the office, definitely illegal, definitely probably caught on cameras

wc: 4.2k

Everything hurt--your stomach churned, your head throbbed, and your eyes burned. You squeezed them shut, feeling your body tense against the stiff fabric of the pull-out couch. Fists curled tightly, you gradually let your eyelids part, casting a slow, sweeping glance around the room, trying to piece together what the hell happened.

Pain hammered around the inside of your head. You desperately needed a hefty dose of Advil--ten at least. As though your mind had materialized them, you rolled over to discover a bottle and a glass of water on the nightstand. You assumed you had JJ to thank, though the certainty of that was as fuzzy as your thoughts. Each effort to reconstruct last night's events was a stab to your already excruciating migraine.

You had all your clothes on, that was a plus considering your notorious history with wine and stripping. Stripping. Your hand slapped over your mouth, a floodgate of recollections bursting through--calling Hotch in a wine-induced haze, flashing your tits, asking him to stay.

You were in full-blown panic mode, the sudden urge to throw up clawing at your throat. The bed was empty, save for yourself, but you vividly remember Hotch laying down with you. This only left two possibilities: he left after you fell asleep or it had been a figment of your imagination. You were desperately hoping it was the latter.

But clearly, the universe had its own plan, because there he was, leaning against the door frame, a steaming cup of coffee in one hand and a paper bag that, by the smell of it, contained greasy food.

With a throat like sandpaper and sweaty palms, you met your boss's gaze. "Hotch," you croaked, pausing to swallow. "Um, good morning--or is it? My sleep schedule's always off after drinking. It feels bright in here, right? It's also kinda hot, is the AC working?"

You impulsively rose from the bed, a decision you instantly regretted as the room seemed to spin around you in protest.

"Sit down," he commanded, a firmness in his voice that brooked no opposition, and you promptly sat your ass back down, watching him with an expectant look.

You attempted to read his face, but it was a blank slate, making you that much more nervous. He must hate you, you figured, because you certainly hated yourself. Your boss had seen your nipples. A wave of heat washed over you, and you clenched your eyes shut, as if that could make this situation disappear.

"Here," he said, handing you the coffee and the bag, then gesturing to the Advil on the counter. "Take that, and I know you might not feel like eating, but it's necessary. The food and coffee will stabilize your blood sugar levels."

"Right, yeah, course," you nod, accepting the items with shaky hands, holding the cup with a grip that's a little too firm. "Listen, sir, I'm really sorry about last night. I promise I don't usually drink that much. I don't even know how I got that drunk, and I know I acted completely inappropriate towards you. If you need to file a complaint, I understand. Again, I'm just so sorry..."

You wanted to cry, but you held it back, knowing it would only make this whole situation worse. You deliberately avoided his eyes, focusing on anything but him while you absentmindedly toyed with the breakfast sandwich in your hands.

After a moment, he releases a soft sigh, the mattress sinking slightly as he settled beside you, his knee gently knocking yours.

"I'm aware this week's been tough on you. It's, uh, clear you weren't thinking straight, and I'm not about to make a formal issue out of a slip-up."

Your head dipped, as you tried to fend off the rising warmth in your face. "I don't think I can ever look you in the eyes again."

"That feels dramatic," he pointed out, a chuckle in his voice that made you glance his way. "Trust me, it's already forgotten."

That was a lie. He may have lacked Reid's eidetic abilities, but there was no possible, imaginative way that he would forget the image of you topless--it was imprinted in his memory. In fact, it had become the sole focus of his thoughts ever since. He silently thanked the gods that it was a Saturday, and he didn't have any pressing work issues.

"Somehow, that's not very comforting," you replied, a suppressed giggle breaking through as you met his gaze. "So, did you, um, end up staying over?"

Your cheeks glowed with a soft pink, hands unconsciously smoothing over your thighs--a nervous habit of yours he had quickly taken notice of. It emerged involuntarily when you faced tough cases, or when your computer took too long to start up, or even when the elevator made an unexpected noise.

"I did," he admitted, "You shouldn't have been alone."

Your whole body felt like it was on fire, and you were weirdly frustrated that you couldn't recall being the same bed as him, being able to feel his body against yours. You bet he was warm, and soft, and large against you.

"Thank you."

His phone went off. "Hotchner."

Your eyes followed his movements, noting the firm nods, watching as he stood, his expression hardening, jaw tightening, and hand coming to rest on his chin as he faced away from you.

The phone call was brief, and he quickly turned his attention back to you. "We've got a case."

And it was quite the case--three male victims, all in their forties. Each crime scene was close to Quantico, about twenty minutes, sparing the team any extensive travel. Though, after last night, you don't think you would have minded if they had been halfway across the country.

You were really banking on Hotch's ability to keep things professional, knowing full well that if Morgan caught wind of this, you'd be better off dead.

The team was huddled around the briefing table, absorbing Garcia's detailed rundown of the killings--they were violent to say the least--with heads bashed in and over twenty stab wounds per victim. Whoever was doing this was angry.

Hotch eventually split everyone up into tasks—Spencer and Morgan to the crime scenes, JJ and Emily interviewing the families, and Rossi was tasked with convening with the local police force. So, you know who that left at the office? You, Hotch, and Penelope. What a great group.

You avoided both of them, a pattern that had become all too familiar you had realized. Hunched over your desk, you were engrossed in sending Spencer images of your latest research on the town. True to form, he responded--Can you just fax that over to the police station?--because god forbid, he has to read it from his phone.

So, there you were, barely resisting the urge to slam your head into the fax machine. You wouldn't consider yourself technology impaired, but to say you were on friendly terms would be overstating it.

"Need help?"

"Oh, yes, please—," you began, but your voice trailed off as you noticed one of the guys from forensics hovering just a tad too close for comfort.

"They're always a bit stubborn," he noted, barely giving you space to breathe before his shoulder nudged against yours as he fiddled with the device, "just a slight...there we go."

The machine sprang into action, prompting you to step back and acknowledge his help with a nod. "Oh, thanks."

"Not a problem," he assured, stepping closer in the process, his fingers lightly brushing your thigh as he pointed out the correct button. "You see, it's all about timing," he added, his voice low and unnecessarily close, "these things can be so fussy, right?"

A subtle nod was your only response, hoping he'd take the hint that you weren't in the mood for small talk. The hangover clung stubbornly, and the whiff of his breath was a cruel taunt against the fragile peace you were maintaining over your stomach.

"So, do you find this kind of tech stuff challenging?" he asked, a little too casually. The question hung awkwardly in the air. You sought to put some distance between you, yet he matched your every move, keeping the space closed. "I mean, I'm pretty good with my hands, not just with machines honestly."

Ew.

You mustered a smile, though you were sure it was more of a grimace. The room felt smaller, the walls inching closer. "I usually manage," you responded, the strain evident in your voice.

He leaned closer, if that was possible, it was like the concept of personal space was foreign to him. "Maybe I can show you a few tricks, help you manage a little better?"

His words were light, but his proximity was anything but, almost suffocating.

Just as you were firmly about to tell him to shove it, a sharp voice beat you to it--probably for the best.

"That won't be necessary."

The forensics guy, whose name you still hadn't gotten, straightened, his smile faltering under the weight of Hotch's piercing, don't fuck with me, stare. A look usually saved for unsubs and incompetent officers, but now it singled out this man.

The same look remained on the poor guy as he directed his words to you, "why don't you join me? We need to go over some case details."

It really wasn't a question.

The man backed up instantly, mumbling something under his breath about just trying to help, but Hotch's glare followed him until he was well out of earshot.

Surprisingly, a similar sharpness was aimed at you as soon as he opened his mouth. "I'd appreciate it if you chose to flirt on your own time, not the Bureau's."

His words landed with the sting of an unexpected slap. You blinked, taken aback. "What? I wasn't--,"

But he didn't allow you time to finish. Instead, he pushed a water bottle in your hands, his eyes scrutinizing your face with such an intensity that you wished the floor would swallow you whole. "Drink. You look pale."

"Gee, thanks," you grumbled, under your breath, more to yourself than him, as he wheeled around and headed briskly for the briefing room.

Your steps lagged slightly behind him, your forehead lined with a thoughtful frown. What was that about? The way he acted--the tightness that had formed around his mouth and the harshness in his words, it was so unlike him, well, at least for it to be directed at you.

The rest of the day unfolded just as you thought it would upon waking--like shit. Hotch kept his distance, his exchanges with you brief and to the point. Every time you tried to grab his attention, hoping to clarify things (why you felt the need you weren't sure), he was already looking else, focused on literally anything but you.

It was painfully evident that he was avoiding any personal conversation with you, a realization that bit deeper than anticipated.

The office slowly emptied, the case binding you and Hotch to the briefing room, the only sounds being the faint gentle tapping of your pen and the occasional snap of your hair tie.

It was late when you finally spoke. "Hotch, this says the victim had fibers under his nails that don't match anything from the suspect's home."

Hotch's gaze snapped up to yours. "Are you saying you think the forensics team missed that?"

You met his eyes squarely, cocking your head to the side at the tone of his voice. "I'm not saying anything. I'm just pointing something out."

He bridged the space between you, his jaw set in a firm line. You could feel the warmth spreading across your cheeks as the distance dwindled.

"I'm just saying I don't want you jumping to conclusions based on underdeveloped theories."

You met his eyes with a glare, your teeth grinding together in the process. "Underdeveloped? Is that how you see my contributions now?"

The space between you had now vanished, your heart racing, finger almost poking into his chest as you spoke.

Hotch settled back against the wall, arms folded across his chest, giving you a pointed look. "I didn't say that," he replied, his voice level, markedly different from your agitated one. "We just can't afford to investigate every insignificant detail."

"Every insignificant detail?" you scoffed, "these are leads, Hotch."

His shoulders lift in an indifferent shrug that made you want to wrap your hands around his throat, and not in the good way. "Maybe. However, we need to be sure before we pursue it."

Drawing in a controlled breath, you fought to stay calm, but he was making it very hard. The sensation was all too reminiscent of college, contending with the overconfident frat boys just to voice your thoughts. That comparison may have been a tad extreme--Hotch was far from being like those insufferable boys, but he was certainly pushing your limits right now.

"I am sure. Why aren't you listening."

"I am listening," he said, but his voice was distant. "I just... I just don't want to get sidetracked, that's all."

"Sidetracked? By what, exactly?"

"I'm just not sure you're all here right now."

You felt your cheeks warming with a tinge of shame, but you pushed back, fists clenched at your sides. "I'm here, Hotch. I'm focused."

"Because last night—,"

"Last night was a mistake, okay? I got it. I already apologized for that. But I'm not irresponsible, my focus is on this case."

A lengthy pause followed, his expression unreadable. "You're certain about that?"

"Yes, I'm certain," you snapped, moving towards him again. "And for the record, JJ said you were okay with us having a few drinks."

"I was," he admitted. "But I didn't think—,"

You didn't let him finish. "What, that I'd get wasted? That I'd do something stupid? I'm sorry I'm not perfect."

"Well, yeah."

"Screw you, Hotch."

You knew that was a mistake the minute his nostrils flared, his chest now a pressing force against yours.

Then, without warning, his lips crashed into yours. A muffled oomph of surprise left you, your hands hanging motionless at first, only to quickly melt, grasping at his jacket, pulling him into you.

It wasn't a gentle kiss, nor was it kind, but it was magic, exceeding anything you could have imagined, setting every fiber of you on fire. His lips pressed against yours with an intensity that drew out a breathy sigh, arousal tingling through you, and your passion rose to meet his, equally hungry, equally desperate.

Your fantasies had never done him justice--kissing him was intoxicating, and now you could feel yourself getting lost in the sensation, realizing it was everything you never dared to hope for.

Drawing back just enough, his hands drew you closer, pressing against the dip of your back, his breath fusing with yours in a dizzying blend, making the air seem scarce.

Against the soft pressure of his lips, you murmured, "I wasn't flirting."

There's a pause as his eyes locked on yours, searching, questioning. Then, his hand settled at the side of your neck. "You better not have been."

Any witty comeback you had dissipated as his lips crashed against yours again, more urgently this time, his hands tracing every contour of your clothed body with an insatiable curiosity.

His grip tightened around your waist, effortlessly lifting you onto the briefing table's cold surface with a resounding thud, his palms then cradling your thighs. Documents and files fluttered beneath you, hopefully they weren't too important. His eyes, dark pools of brown, were meticulously scanning your face.

"You," he breathes out, his voice a low rumble laced with something you couldn't quite place, "have consumed my thoughts since the moment I discovered you on my couch." He inches closer, his breath scorching your cheek as his fingers waltzed a pattern up your thighs. "Do you understand that feeling? The intense frustration?"

You were rendered motionless, frozen in place, scared to even twitch and risk this all being a very realistic wet dream. This was Hotch, your boss, the man defined by his lack of outward emotion. To think that you--of all people--could have an effect on him was an overwhelming concept. The room seemed to tilt on its axis as he gently guided your legs apart, positioning himself between them.

"Y-Yeah, I know," you uttered unevenly, your thoughts scattering as your hands tentatively reached for his collar.

"So, you know what it's like, huh?"

Your nod was subtle, a flustered smile briefly lighting up your expressions.

"And?" he prompts, while his fingers explore the shape of your thighs, squeezing gently.

You squirm under his gaze, the intensity of it making your heart race inside your chest.

"And... it's annoying," you confess, puffing out a breath, trying sound annoyed, but the delicate blush dusting your nose gave you away, you were sure.

"Annoying?" Hotch repeats, his hand tenderly angling your face upward, his smile laced with a taunt. "Is that all?"

You rolled your eyes, a reluctant smile tugging at the corners of your mouth. "It's distracting," your voice was softer now, desire pooling in your belly as you grasp just how compromising of a position you were in.

"Distracting," he tsked, echoing you once again as he nodded solemnly, pulling your hips into his. Your mouth parted in an 'o' of surprise, your gaze lifting to meet his. "Have I been the subject of your thoughts, then?"

Your head dipped in a nod, your fingers brushing against his firm chest, a soft blush coloring your cheeks. "Maybe a little, in a totally platonic boss-employee type of way."

"Oh yeah?"

You caught your lip between your teeth, considering your next words very carefully. "Well, maybe more than a little, and maybe more than just a boss."

"Oh, wow," his breath was a warm hover over your lips, hanging in the space between you. You ached for the tase of him again, rich with dark expresso and spiced cinnamon. It was a lovely combination. "Sounds serious."

You released a hushed giggle, a light note floating between you as your foreheads met. "It's not like I can help it."

"And why is that?"

"Because," you paused, wetting your lips in anticipation, "you're infuriatingly unforgettable, that's why."

"I'll take that as a compliment."

"You would."

He was kissing you again. This time a little softer, unhurried, and the whole reason for your argument faded into nothingness. Although if insubordination led to this sweet consequence, it might just become a habit.

His lips traced a path down your throat, prompting your head to tilt back, baring the expanse of your skin to his exploration. Your legs wrapped around his waist, drawing him impossibly close. The world seemed distant, the sensation dreamlike, buoyed by the soft lull of a lust-induced haze.

Reason gave way to impulse; your hands lost in the softness of his hair, your back arching to his hands grasping at your ass, your clothed pussy grinding against his erection.

His hands hesitated, hovering as he reached for your top, his eyes holding yours. "Is this okay?"

You nodded, more eagerly than necessary, but that still wasn't good enough for him.

"I need a verbal yes or no."

Desperation clung to you, a needy sigh escaping you as you squirmed into his touch, his hands halting your restless movements. "Yes, please, Hotch."

"You were so eager to call me Aaron last night. Say it again."

"Aaron, please, I need you to touch me," your voice rang out, imbued with such sweetness making his length constrict against the fabric of his slacks.

His fingers deftly navigated to the hem of your shirt, sliding it over your head with a fluid motion. Your bra was next, its clasp yielding effortlessly to his touch, your tits releasing with a gentle bounce, and he fought back a groan as his large hands enveloped them.

"Every bit as perfect as I remembered," he said, his fingers skillfully pulling and twisting at the nubs as you brought you forehead to meet his, a breathy gasp tumbling from your lips at the contact.

You arched your back into his heads as he let out a soft chuckle, loving the way your body reacting to him. Your eyes held a glazed-over look, lips parted ever so slightly, and you looked up at him expectantly in way that could surely kill him. 

His hands moved slowly down your sides before brushing the sensitive skin under your waist band. You swallowed a gasp, moving your hips into his again, rolling yourself against his stiff erection.

His palms pressed against your hips. "Slow down. Let me take my time with you, yeah?"

You were at his discretion; he could ask you to jump into oncoming traffic right now and you'd probably say yes.

A nod was all you could manage as you fought the urge to move, every muscle tensed, waiting for him to make the first move, but god was it hard. You couldn't really believe this was happening, until the solid press of his thumb against your clit brought the moment into sharp focus. 

"Aaron, god," you gasped, your hands tangled in the hair at the nape of his neck. Your teeth found your bottom lip harshly, trying not to show him just how easily you could come apart right now.

"Is that good, honey?"

Honey. You could practically feel the arousal dripping your thighs as you nodded eagerly.

The pad of his thumb glided between your folds, gathering the slickness to continue his assault against your swollen clit. You buried your face deeper into his suit jacket, attempting to stifle the embarrassing sounds that you couldn't seem to contain. 

A whine of protest filled the space between you as his hand slipped away from your pants. His eyes bore into you as he gathered the strands at the back of your neck, guiding your gaze to yours. 

"None of that. Let me hear you gorgeous."

"Aaron, please, I need your fingers inside me, please."

You were painfully aware of how ridiculous you sounded, knew that if anyone else was in the office right now, you'd be so screwed, fired probably, but as his fingers dipped into your cunt those concerns dissolved quickly.

"Since you asked so nicely."

He was torturing you--his pace aggravatingly slow, working in and out of you as you tried to fight the overwhelming desire to slam your legs shut. It was so much, yet not enough. You ground yourself against his hands as his other hand clamped around your back, keeping you from falling back.

"That's it, baby, fuck yourself on my fingers."

His eyes were dark, pupils dilated, his chest rising and falling in a way that only seemed to spur you on, doing exactly as he ordered. His words felt foreign in your ears, before today you could never imagine him talking like this, so vulgarly. 

"Aaron, I-I need—," you paused, your eyes falling to his pants, more specifically the hardened cock inside them.

"Yeah? Is that what you want?"

"Yes, fuck, please," you gasped as his fingers hit that one spot just right. Your head lolled back as you clutched at his collar, his arm behind you keeping you in place.

"Watch your mouth," he said, and for some reason that was enough to send you right over that never ending ledge, your stomach coiling, heat spreading under your skin, every part of you ached.

"Oh—, Aaron, I-I'm—," you were a blubbering mess, rocking without mercy against his fingers, his thumb brushing against your nub in a way that made you feel like you had met your maker.

"That's it, baby, go ahead."

That was enough for you, your walls clenching around his fingers, back arching into him and you swore for a minute you could see stars. He helped you ride out your high.

You were wholeheartedly convinced; this was heaven. You had died and gone to heaven and the first one to greet you was Hotch, his hands tracing soothing patterns on your bare skin in an attempt to bring you back down to Earth. 

Just as you were about to reach for his pants, determined to feel him inside of you, his phone went off. Of fucking course. He shot you an apologetic look, the sound a wake-up call, pulling you both from the lust-fueled moment. 

He moved back with a couple steps, offering nods and muted words to whoever was calling at 12 am. You were suddenly extremely aware of your appearance--topless and on the briefing table for crying out loud. 

You attempted to stand, your legs betraying you with a wobble that had him instantly clasping your arm firmly, his attention flickering from the phone to the tremors in your stance. You gave him a small in return as if to say I'm fine.

You reached across the table, grabbing your shirt from its discarded state, not bothering with the bra as you dressed quickly. He cleared his throat, causing you to turn, just in time to see his phone disappear into his pocket.

"That was the Stafford police chief, there was another murder," he explained.

"Oh, right, okay, um..." you started, your brain racing into overdrive as you instinctively moved towards the door. "I just need to..."

Your movement was too quick, a dizzying spin that resulted in you tumbling into Hotch's solid frame. His reflexes were immediate, hands clasping onto you once again, preventing you from landing straight into him.

"Whoa, hey, are you okay?" he asked, brows knitting in a frown, "take a second."

"Yeah, um, yeah, I'm good," you managed to get out, even as heat suffused your face. "Just need to get changed, uh, can't imagine either of us want to the team to find me like this."

"Right."

He was still frowning, and you wanted nothing more than to kiss away the harsh lines of his forehead, but you were sure he wouldn't appreciate the gesture. 

You made a beeline for your office, the door's thud barely registering over pulsating rush in your ears. God, you were so screwed.

taglist: @chronicallybubbly @aremuslupinsimp @sky2nd @thisisdaisytrying @ryswritingrecord

[sirfrogsworth]

Most of my photos were from 2012 to 2016. I have learned a lot since then. My photo restoration hobby has improved my image editing skills in general. And I was curious if I tried editing one of my photos from scratch if I could improve upon my original edit from years ago.

This is my friend Nicole.

( @nicolebelongs I hope you don't mind being my guinea pig for this.)

This is just a direct output of the original RAW file. RAW files are typically flat by nature so you have more latitude when processing and editing.

This is my original finished edit from 2016.

I actually made a pretty big lighting mistake when shooting this photo. A beauty dish can cause harsh reflections on makeup and so Nicole's forehead bounced all that light directly into my camera. I was still learning back then and didn't know anything about makeup. All that was required was angling the dish a few degrees up or down, which feels like a pretty silly mistake all these years later.

And here is my 2023 edit. I did not reference the 2016 image until after I finished.

The main priority was the glare on the forehead, but I think this is much more balanced overall as well. I also tried to fix the weird neck shadow and the lack of light in the eyes. I probably should have used a reflector originally, but thankfully Photoshop has a solution to almost any photography blunder. I removed some vellus hairs on the edge of the face, as that is not something you would notice in real life, but the camera and lights can exaggerate them. I'd also like to say I love the new remove tool. Getting rid of flyaway hairs was such a monotonous pain in the ass before and that thing just zaps them with a click.

I am also trying to learn new editing techniques I was never good at. There is a retouching technique called "dodging & burning" that I had trouble with back in the day. Mostly because finding advanced tutorials can be difficult. Much of the content on YouTube focuses on beginner techniques.

Dodging & burning was originally innovated by Ansel Adams back in the days of film. He would block portions of his negatives for a second or two so those areas would develop darker. Or he would let sections expose longer so they would be brighter. It was basically analog Photoshop. You can see a neat video of his darkroom here.

While Ansel mostly did landscapes, portrait photographers of the digital age utilize dodging & burning to help bring out dimension in the face. It's quite similar to makeup contouring, actually. It is very hard to perfectly light every nook and cranny on a face and many portrait lenses are slightly telephoto. Longer lenses compress faces to remove distortion, but you end up losing three-dimensionality as a tradeoff.

My first attempt dodging and burning did not go well but I played with this photo for a few hours trying many different approaches and I think I landed on something I like. But I have been staring at it for way too long, so it is hard for me to look at it objectively.

I do wish we could all look at this on the same display. Green is notoriously difficult to keep consistent from screen to screen.

In any case, there are a dozen subtle things I did with my upgraded knowledge that may not be noticeable individually, but I'm hoping it all adds up to a better finished result.

And I guess we'll see if there is a consensus regarding the dodging & burning. Either good, bad, or just... different.

[ievaxol]

no one can unring this bell

on good days, the creaking hardly bothers him.

'tis simply part of the daily routine to draw from the well of his aether and breathe life into his limbs again upon waking, to close his eyes through the initial panic of being pinned to the bed by dead weight and then the secondary, slower burning one of that dead weight being attached to him.

it took a couple of years, but he got the hang of it eventually. for all the theatrics of his youth, g'raha has discovered a pragmatic streak that runs deep within him.

he'll trade an arm for a settlement, half a leg for a child with eyes the color of lakeland -- he'll barter, give and take and move the pieces he has with lips pressed together and eyes cast to a future that may well lay hundreds of years ahead.

his own body is merely another resource at his disposal. he sits down with stacks upon stacks of books on anatomy to find a way to have the aether penetrate all the way out to this fingertips, not for himself but because the dexterity is needed in order to fight.

lyna smothers him in salves and ointments and he lets her, if only so she can feel needed. there is no need to tell of an itch that goes deeper than skin, not when she frowns in determination and sets his heart to bursting with affection.

on bad days, it does bother him.

those days he lets the sleeves drop a little lower and he stays in the tower if he can, both relieved and sickened at the familiar hum of aether that cocoons him.

relief at knowing he'll be able to move the way he wants. that he'll be able to fool himself into thinking there is nothing wrong with him so long as he doesn't look upon himself and see the tattered remains of his dress branded into the mockery of flesh provided by the tower.

nausea at the calculations that perpetually run in the back of his mind, reminding him of the fact that his body is no longer his. how many ilms of skin does it cost to save a life? what limbs would he trade for the crystalline mean? does he have the right to grieve himself?

it would probably do him well to remember that the tower isn't sentient as such, yet he can never shake the feeling that it hungers for more. some days it feels as though he has placed himself in the maw of a starving beast that is simply waiting for him to grow a little more before its jaws snap shut.

and time is notoriously not on his side.

on the worst days, the creaking is all he hears.

when he's called out on extended business, or another summoning attempt falls flat, or someone dies, or, well --

it's so loud those days. the scrape of rock against rock, slow and relentless. it is inescapable, too, as his chest heaves with every breath he takes and the crystal moves with it, groaning and cracking like a live thing.

the warmth is siphoned first out of his skin and then out of the very air, leaving his teeth chattering and lyna's face engraved with a silent worry that he's scared will grow permanent, and he wants to weep at how the one supposed to protect her ends up hurting her the most.

every swallow is a struggle, every step a fight. the seams of his transformation cracks and bleeds pain until he's half delirious with it, overcome by the need to claw his way out, out, out of his own body and the prison it makes.

it's basic survival instinct after all, to run away from what's killing you. and here he is. walking toward it, sprinting some days, as if he truly can't wait.

he has a thousand things to do and a hundred places to be, and yet all he is capable of is humming under his breath to try and drown out the never ending sound of his own corpse being puppeteered.

a small prize to pay on the grand scale of things but gods.

gods does he long for silence.

[rattlyglitch]

The Calm After Being Poisoned

ll that Epel saw when he woke up was darkness. He felt around and realized he was in a bed. It seemed as if night had come. It didn't take long for Epel to realize he was in the college infirmary. Epel had been there before at night when he had broken his leg badly. The ceiling always had clouds that seemed to move and faint stars on the ceiling when night came. Epel sat up but quickly regretted it. His shoulder felt like it was on fire and whatever was wrapped on it moved uncomfortably against his burn.

The pained seethe he made must have not gone unnoticed because he saw someone in the bed next to him move. The person lit their magic pen which admitted a faint dark purple glow and hurried over to Epel. Vil was revealed as the person who had been in the other bed and sat next to Epel. He looked worried. A face Epel had only seen once after Epel had been in a coma for three days after hitting his head hard in a spelldrive match.

“Are you well now, Epel?” Epel gave a nod. “Yeah, I think I am. What happened?” Epel wondered if Vil had hit him with some kind of spell to get him to stop yelling. “You overblotted.” The answer wasn’t what Epel expected. All he could give was an “oh” upon the realization. ”Sorry tha’ I caused a fit like that. Probably didn’ look manly at all.” Epel chuckled to himself. When he looked back at Vil the housewarden didn’t seem relieved at all by what he said. He only continued to look at Epel as if lost in thought.

“I didn’ hurt anybody did I?” Vil shook his head. “No one was harmed.” Epel felt relieved that no one had been. “I’m ok now so You can go back ta bed, Vil.” Epel turned on his uninjured side and closed his eyes trying to fall asleep. “What did you mean when you said you were a poison?” Epel sat up confused and looked at Vil. “What did you ask?” Vil gave Epel a stern look. “What did you mean when you said you were a poison?” Epel bit his lip. “It’s jus’ somethin’ tha’ I’ve been told before. There ain’t nothin’ ta it though.” Epel felt his wrist grabbed by Vil.

“That is not nothing, Epel.” Epel sighed and yanked his wrist out of Vil’s hand. “If you gonna make me give you my life story then fine. People tha’ lived outside my town called me a poison apple. My Ma Estelle Felmier had me out of an affair. She became notorious for tha’ but I became more so. No one blamed my Ma for her mistakes. They looked toward me as tha’ mistake.” Epel sighed and laid down on his bed, closing his eyes.

“Did you hate her because of what she did?” Epel shook his head no. “I looked up to ‘er when I wa’ a youngin’. I guess hate would be the right word to use now. It jus’ that she ruined my life and ‘er own family’s lives. How can ya live knowing tha’ you’ve done somethin’ that terrible? But I guess villains don’ ever stop being villains, do they? Guess tha’ means their children are supposed to carry on that legacy huh?”

It was silent for a few moments before Vil spoke up. “Villains may never stop being villains but that doesn’t mean you are one Epel. Children are not their parents.” Epel laughed at Vil’s response. “Yet the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree still does it?” Vil gave Epel a sharp look and grabbed Epel’s shoulders and made him sit up and look at him.

“Epel Felmier you listen to me and you listen to me well. Just because you are similar to your mother that does not mean you are destined to follow her mistakes. Unless you purposefully make it your life’s goal to be like her in every way you won’t make the same mistakes as her. I know you Epel you're not some tramp that’s going to run around and betray someone, are you? If that was true you would have left me and Rook for Savannaclaw and snitched on me to the headmaster. Do you understand!”

Vil’s grip tightened a bit on Epel’s arms causing him to wince slightly but the second year nodded. “I understand Vil.” Vil sighed and released Epel’s arms. “Epel if you want to know someone who would have lived up to be like Estelle Fumino would be me. Since I was three two years old until I was eleven she was dating my father and was going to be my stepmother. I can’t tell you why they hadn’t been married yet but I believe my father had uncertainties about her and the fact that she had disappeared for some months that he didn’t marry her. Her past marriage was found out when I was eleven and she and my father split.

Until I was fifteen I looked up to Estelle with a heart full of being exactly in her image. Someone who was able to fool and deceive the crowds keeping the truth from them. It was something I was able to do well until I overblotted last year. I am also disappointed in myself to say it was a potential that I saw in you as well. But that is because like Estelle Fumino I live to hide the wicked parts of myself and be a star.”

Epel didn’t speak for a few moments. His silence almost made Vil believe that Epel hadn’t been able to understand what he meant. “You’re not wicked, Vil. Not like her. N-never like her.” Vil looked at Epel and saw tears falling down the second-year's face. Vil took the second year in his arms and held Epel as he sobbed on his shoulder. “E-Estelle could be out there l-living her life as if she had affected n-no one else an’ m-married to another man and living her life to the f-fullest while we're here feeling like crap an’ h-hurtin’. How is it fair? I-it ain’t fair!” Vil gently rubbed Epel’s back trying to comfort him.

“I don’t know whether it will bring you any peace of mind Epel but Estelle is gone. Five years ago. You won’t ever be able to get an apology from her or have answers from her and I’m sorry but-.” Epel shook his head. “It’s better that way. She can’t hurt anyone else. No one else.”

Vil felt his own tears well up in his eyes at Epel’s words. He believed it was for the best as well but to think that Estelle’s only child also thought that of her felt both relieving and upsetting at the same time. But it also meant that they were on their way to healing.

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7

[sunsetzer]

Assorted FFVI headcanons because these blorbos live in my head rent free: Edgar edition

- He became king at 17 and had to keep up an alliance with the people who killed his father alone for ten years, this man absolutely has anxiety

- Is used to suppressing said anxiety because he has to be dependable

- Definitely had a breakdown at some point in front of his friends and felt mortified; his friends don't judge him for it

- Workaholic- buries himself in his duties so he doesn't have to think about his feelings

- Tinkering as a means of comforting himself

- Actually quite the artist, especially sketching plans for machines, totally has a little notebook somewhere with rough sketches of various things and people he's encountered, Relm finds it at some point

- Doesn't hate kids but really also has no idea what to do with them if he's asked to watch them, will agree anyway (especially if it's for Terra)

- Always forgets to drink enough water

- Used to both hot and cold weather since he lives in a desert

- Outfit covers his whole body to protect from the sun but is very breathable so he's not overheating

- More of a survivalist than you'd expect him to be, especially knows a lot about the desert

- Can MacGyver the most seemingly unrelated useless objects into something useful

- The constant skirt chasing and flirting is intentionally exaggerated and he is not actually Like That to the level it seems

- Very bisexual, definitely has/had a thing with Locke or Setzer or both and also has a thing for Terra (good thing he's got two hands!)

- 100% would be down for polygamy

- Blonde hair is weird for a desert dwelling people with darker skin (related: I just cannot picture the figabros as white, they would burn so bad in the desert) but it's a Figaro royal family thing and of course Edgar is proud of it and vehemently refuses to cut it at all, impracticality be damned

- Uses some kind of special conditioner so even though the desert is hot and dry, his hair is very soft and shiny

- Figaro's native dishes can be notoriously spicy so the twins have a high spice tolerance

- Edgar absolutely deliberately chooses the spiciest dishes his country has to offer when entertaining fellow politicians he does not like, and his guests can't really complain because spices are one of those things that mean status and whatnot, so refusing a spicy meal is like slapping Edgar in the face, so he's just sitting there having a nice time and the other guy is internally on fire (yes he did do this to Gestahl and Kefka, the latter of which barely had a reaction to the pain and deeply unsettled him)

- Zero patience for nobility who look down on common folks

- Visits South Figaro incognito to check on his people, some of them have figured out it's him but they keep quiet about it

- Had the death penalty abolished in Figaro very early on in his reign

- Was personally responsible for the invention of air conditioning

- Gets adorably excited when talking about machines, will completely forget that not everyone understands technical jargon

- Very sentimental, has a collection of mementos from his travels, definitely still has the Gerad getup

- Will never admit it out loud but at least one of his friends has figured out that he can be calmed by stroking his hair, like a cat (it was probably Locke, they've known each other the longest, he definitely tells the rest of them because it's adorable and silly, yes Sabin was already aware of this)

- If he had a choice he'd be living in a little workshop building and repairing things for people instead of running a country

- A little bit vain but not obnoxious about it, mostly because he's supposed to keep up a certain image as the king

- Actually enjoyed being Gerad and not having to be proper all the time

- Is not stuck in Figaro all alone after the game because I refuse to believe they'd all just go back to doing their own things, instead his friends show up to pull him away from working himself to death and help take some of the burden off of his shoulders

EDIT: Can't believe I forgot my own headcanon I've already posted about but: migraines

Can you tell I think a lot about Figaro and the twins, because I think A Lot about them, I think the desert kingdom is very neat and desperately want to see it rendered in modern CG (I can't help imagining it would be like the desert region in ff16 every time the plot sends me there; please square I beg of you)

[occasionally-victor]

bwaah ghost au spiderbit; you can see i kinda lost motivation on this one a bit lmao welp

in this au people that die peacefully leave like. normal ghosts. the "transparent floating person maybe with some quirk" type of ghosts. idk whether make them move on to some Otherside or are they just still hang out in normal world - probably a bit of both (alive people usually can't see those tho). the people who die from some sort of cruel death or at the moment of death have A Lot™ of negative emotions? their ghosts are Fucked Up and Kinda Dangerous™ and less person looking. the nature of it is Unknown™, but those ghosts considered "cursed" - which entails that the curse can be lifted and the ghost can be granted peace. those ghosts behaviour is in fact totally targeted towards ridding themselves of that curse HOWEVER it's usually slow. have i mentioned those ghosts are Fucked Up and Kinda Dangerous™? yadda yadda there are people who specialise in helping those ghosts get rid of their "curse" because otherwise they can do a lot of damage before doing it themselves.

this au was kinda born after thinking what would the actual ghosts of cubitos look like, and then deciding to just make a seperate thing from it

!roier was still abducted, but here it's by some fucked up people who wanted to experiment on humans - he just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. take a wild guess how he dies (idk body gave up after weeks of horrifying experiments or something). ghost!roier is surprisingly Not That Dangerous™ - mostly scares encountered people and also seems to bring the rat infestation to every house he is seen in. barely floats, in general looks like a walking corpse that slightly glows, rarely seen on street as seems to hate light (most of it, at least), rats do follow him a lot. doesn't seem to talk and in general also feels constant sickness and disorientation. moves between places a lot, so not many actually seen him. the commonly used name in reports is "Blinded man" (as his eyes are very much hidden behind the cloth constantly)

spiderbit were very much married in this au and well, you could have guessed, !cellbit didn't take the news well at all (authorities eventually found whatever that underground lab was and yknow the bodies). mans left his work at flower shop, became basically a complete shut in and then one day theirhis apartment was on fire. the fire part actually nor because someone set it in fire or whatever - it's because some ghost can be "born" uhh with very real impact on normal world let's just say, and in this case the very first thing ghost!cellbit did was to set the place on fire👍 not cool, because the fire was white, which is very notoriously very hot actually (the whole thing was brief tho - the only thing affected was the apartment) (the cause of death is very much grief induced heart attack btw). the heat from ghost doesn't appear right until the flames themselves are touched - while the burn itself is nonexistent, the pain is very much is. moderately aggressive, seems to have a soft spot for kids (as in, avoids them and in general seems calmer around them). often noticed around various flower shops and other flower related placed (looking for something?) - in a places where his sightings were reported often found ashes of already burn flowers (a specific flower does seem to be burnt much less tho-) (flowers actually can completely distract him - seems to be stuck in place until they finish burning - ideally not be there when that happens). the blood is real, but it vaporises before it hits the ground most of the time. the common name in reports is "Whiteflame ghost"

the way to lift their curse is for ghosts be reunited - the nature of their curse does kinda force them to be "physically" inseparable as to not return to their cursed selves, but it's not like an issue for them at this point.

will i ever expand this au? probably not tbh, but maybe.

[marshvlovestv]

who’s Fred Bonpanarte?… something? 👀 (please use as an excuse to gush about a character you like)

Lol Fred Bonaparte is a character from the game Psychonauts. There's a group of characters in the first game who were patients left behind at an abandoned mental hospital, whose symptoms were all made so much worse by the fact that it was built on top of a deposit of Psitanium aka "rock that makes you crazy." The game kind of plays all their mental illnesses for comedy in an insensitive way, and in my fandom I always love to celebrate and champion neurodivergent characters who I think need to be viewed through a more realistic and sympathetic lens.

So the gist of Fred is that he was originally an orderly at the hospital, but one day, probably spurred on by exposure to the aforementioned rock that makes you crazy, he lost his mind. He's a direct descendant of Napoleon Bonaparte, and being generally unambitious and unsuccessful, Fred never really lived up to the legacy of one of history's most notorious warmongers. So after a particularly spectacular loss at a strategy board game, Fred developed dissociative identity disorder (in my headcanon he always exhibited symptoms of it but this incident made them extreme), believing himself to actually BE Napoleon.

So I love all of the asylum patients a lot and Fred is my favorite of them and I think there are a few reasons why? First of all he's just my type of guy in general: tall, skinny, dorky, neurodivergent, cares way too much about board games. That describes a few ex-boyfriends pretty darn well lmao. Secondly I tend to find dissociative disorders in particular very interesting and am always keen to learn more about them and try to correct the way they're portrayed in media. And third I find the fact that he was an employee of the hospital before he was a patient very compelling - Fred was obviously well-meaning but he still participated in an abusive system, and now he's seen what it's like on the other side. My headcanon is that once the core four patients are freed, Fred kind of acts as their de facto leader, both because he really just cares that much and because maybe he's trying to atone for how he might have contributed to their pain.

Also he might have killed a guy, or at the very least incapacitated him so he couldn't escape from a burning building. I think some people hate Fred for that but to me it's just a fun little wrinkle to his character - he's just a silly little guy at the end of the day!

[vivianleighwishesshewasme]

Dancing with the Devil

Polly takes Filomena to London and meets with a notorious gangster

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Dancing with the devil-7

I followed Polly up the echo filled marble steps to the bar. Our heels clacking on the stairs, the lamps casting a soft white haze as we wound around slowly going upwards each square landing at a time.

The lively jazz got louder the closer we got to our destination.

She’d been nervously fidgeting since we got into her car. To be fair, that's when I first saw her. She had an idea and had invited me along. Of course, I was to follow without asking questions.

I didn’t care, I was getting out. I’d be in London. Away from the manor house or terror.

Polly wore a beautiful black silk coat with fur and a red dress. Women only wear red when they are trying to seduce a man. She looked great. I almost felt for the man knowing he’d be knocked out by her beauty and rejection.

I was over men. I hadn’t been able to talk to mine in several weeks at this point. No phone and no more flowers were coming. I had no double my father and uncle were in on that.

I wore white, innocent and classy. I knew everyone else would be overdone and dripping in furs and pears.

I went with simple to stand out.

“Stay over here at the table love, I’m meeting with someone. I promise I’ll let you talk after.” Her words were almost breathless, she was looking around and her pupils were blown.

She was scared. Why the hell were we here? Who would I talk to?

I looked around. No blinders….that was suspicious to me. Polly couldn’t even get away with emperor Thomas knowing where she was. There were always eyes on us…yet there were none here?

I knew I didn’t want to be here anymore. Where would I go though? It was night and she’d already reserved a hotel for us. It was almost a three hour drive one way. Tommy’s men were stationed at said hotel so we should be safe.

I felt safer not being at that house.

I placed my arm on the table to hold up my head. I was aware of my surroundings though. Something was going down.

I almost missed him walking in. Nobody made black look as powerful and sexy as Luca Changretta. His suits were perfectly tailored and molded to his lithe body. I recognized the black hand on his wrist as he gently smoothly ran his hands over the brim of his hat before sitting it down on the bar.

I watched him remove his hat in a fluid motion and approach Polly.

No, he was stalking Polly. He was confident he would win whatever this little meeting was. He always reminded me of a big cat, powerful, seemingly lazy when they lounged but never not hunting.

The breath left my lungs and my heart slammed into my chest. The pain was searing and white hot like a burn. I could feel the saline in my tears stinging my eyes.

I wasn’t ready to see him yet.

I was a fool to think I could forget a man that powerful , confident and sexy.

We’d spent almost everyday together for three months on the boat. Walking, talking and getting tangled in the sheets. I knew every scar because I kissed them frequently. He knew every dimple or freckle I had. We were tied together whether I liked it now or not.

Why, why was he at the bar talking to Polly and smiling? That smile was mine and mine alone.

I acknowledged to myself that I only knew what he’d told me about himself and his family. Nothing more and nothing less. His Vendetta against a family only came up once and I hadn’t caught it because his mother had started talking over him about something at the dining table. Now I realized he was probably talking about my family.

Anger started sinking in now replacing my fear and hurt. Anger I could deal with, I was getting comfortable wrapping myself in it like armor. It was really all I had to keep me sharp.

She turned eyes wide and I could see the faint rising and fall of her chest. What had he said to her? She approached the table rapidly, speed walking.

“I’ll give you fifteen minutes, if you're not downstairs by the door by then, you’d better run and run so far away from Birmingham that Thomas Shelby will never find you. New York won't be far enough.” Her warning chilled me. How would I run? Run with Luca? No, I knew he’d stay until this Vendetta was fulfilled. Luca might be a liar to me at the moment, but he was honorable and he always did what he said he would do.

I knew what the black hand meant, death. You didn't say no to a powerful man like him.

“But you are a smart girl, aren’t you Filomena. You can see how men use pretty girls in our world. I’ll see you in fifteen minutes, by the door.” Polly drew me out of my thoughts. Her voice was high and reedy. I hated seeing confident women frightened.

“I’ll be down in fifteen minutes.” I nodded feeling confident in my answer. I had no reason to run and no way to. I was caught between two powerful bloody men. Emperors who built their riches on death and blood.

She smiled and squeezed my hand. She didn’t want to let go. He pushed the chair away from the bar and she quickly dropped my hand and fled down the stairs. I wish I could have too.

I stood and pushed in my chair turning to leave. I had no idea what to say to him right now. I’d almost made it around the table before he stood in front of my like a tall Italian apparition.

“ Leaving so soon Angel? You're gonna have the mercy to tell me what I did to offend my lovely fiancé? Make it right?” His voice was deep, Smokey and husky just as I remembered it.

My eyes hurt from the strength of that eye roll. I’m glad he hadn’t caught it. He hated disrespect, but wasn’t that what I was getting at every turn?

“Bellissimo Angela.” His hat was tilted against his chest over his heart as if he was shielding his soul from me. I felt his eyes look up and down taking me in, his gaze was soft and appreciative.

“So you knew?” My tone was icy and cold. I wished I could freeze this moment, I’d be dissecting it over and over later. Kicking myself of saying this or not saying that. I knew myself too well.

He was stunned into silence.

“ Cara Mia.” He stepped toward me in one long stride. I took a step back. I could smell his fresh, clean and expensive collagen. I used to love to smell that faintly on my skin and pillow at night.

Now I wanted to throw up.

Hurt flashed across his handsome strong roman features. He stopped dead in his tracks.

“You think I placed you there or I want you there within my enemies?” His tone was deep and raw. God, I’d actually hurt him.

I took a deep ragged breath. My anger was turning back into fear and pain. I hated feeling those things. That’s all I've felt for months. I needed a break from feeling anything.

“But you knew Luca. You knew, and Antonio knew and….” The lump in my throat was hard and crushing my windpipe. I looked at his face. He wasn’t moving nor did his face change but for a moment. Regret.

“I didn't know Antonio would be so sloppy or that Sabini’s family had planted their man in the kitchen until a day before I quit hearing from Antonio. I presumed your Uncle did him in, yeah.” He was looking down and searching my face. We both knew the answer before I spoke. I shifted unsteady on my feet. I was hungry and exhausted. I just needed a hot bath to fix my sore aching muscles and sleep for my restless mind.

If I moved an inch, I knew I’d be in his arms crying and hugging him tightly. I wrapped my arms tight around myself. I wasn’t sure if it was to behave myself or to comfort myself. Probably both.

“ They came in and found me speaking Italian in the kitchen. I cook when I'm upset. They harassed me a bit and sent me upstairs. I closed the door to my room and heard gunshots.” I sounded out of body, cold and distant. This wasn’t me or who I wanted to be. My survival mode was taking over my personality.

“God, animals. At least they didn’t do it in front of you. I’m so sorry my love.” He moved towards me probably to comfort me. I almost jumped back out of my skin.

“That's the second time in ten minutes you've moved away from me, for fear of me?” Pain ran through his words as fast as my heart was beating. I hated this. Hated being this person. He was being genuine with me and here I was acting like….

Like a Shelby.

Cold and distant, uncaring.

“You knew where I was going, who I was going to be living with, you planted Antonio in the house, no messages from you and all I can keep thinking is that you intentionally seduced me and left me there as a spy.” I looked at him then. Those green eyes glittering back at me.

“You ain't got the…You aint a spy honey, never were for me. I admit when I met you on the boat the first week and you mentioned the connection to my enemies I thought it was convenient. I knew after two weeks you were my wife Filomena. That's why I spent time with you, got to know you intimately.” He purred seductively, I let him reach out and brush his hand against my arm, Up and down. Comfort for us both. I felt deeply rooted then to the frigid marble floor. He closed the distance between us and placed his head on mine.

“ You stopped being Filomena Shelby by week two. You were Filomena Changretta then as far as I was concerned. If I would have married you on that boat and brought you over, you’d be dead. Tommy would have killed you in cold blood not knowing who you were or caring. They wouldn’t have met you and fallen in love with your beautiful soul. Now your family to them.” Was he trying to convince me or him that this had been to spare my life? Was that the truth? He was an intelligent man, he wouldn’t be a Mafia boss if he was cold, calculating and highly intelligent, charismatic. All things that you can’t necessarily trust as sincere. I felt more confused if I was being honest.

“So you did use me.” I needed to leave. I couldn’t get past this not tonight. It was too soon and I hadn’t processed anything yet. I couldn’t.

“No, I fucking love you and I hate, I hate every fucking minute that you are there in that house. I don’t know if you're alive, being tortured or dead.” He forced me to look at him by grabbing my chin with both hands and holding my head firmly in place to look into my eyes. He was serious. “Jesus, let me walk you down. I can’t risk taking you back with me in case he finds out where you are and shoots us in the hotel.”

“Fine.” I let him walk me down aware of his hand rubbing my arm and the other firmly on my waist. I couldn’t bring myself to touch him back. I felt like a cold hearted bitch but that's what I had to be right now.

“You're killing me Tesoro, where's your ring?” We were halfway to the lobby. I could see Polly's red heels firmly on the floor by the glass door. She was ready to go.

“In my pocket.” I answered calmly.

“Can I see you put it on? The cats are out of the bag now I figure.” His request was so vulnerable. I turned to look at him, mindful of people coming up and down the large staircase.

“Yes, it is. Tommy figured it out.” That day had been by far the most terrifying. No yelling or harassment yet. He was cold and calm. You can’t trust people like that. It wasn’t lost on me that I was becoming like him.

I slipped it on in front of him. The man had taste, I’d give him that. The diamond was a three carat emerald cut and surrounded by a halo of small diamonds. It shone around any room I was in, practically blinding me. What would you expect from someone of his caliber?

“Of course he did. Please, don’t take it off again. I promise you Amore Mio, we’ll be together soon. Stay safe.” He bent his head down and faltered. That took me by surprise. He was always so confident that it bordered on cockiness.

“Can I kiss you goodbye.” He whispered gently, his hot breath fanning across my lips. I swallowed hard, pushing my emotions down. He was asking me politely. I had missed him and for him to be so gentle with me while I was acting distant, well I knew he loved me too. No man is that forgiving unless he’s in love.

“No, you can’t kiss me goodbye, but you can kiss me.” My answer surprised me. I didn't want to be cold and unfeeling. I'd rather bleed and get unnecessarily hurt as long as I could feel.

It was slow, gentle and filled with passion. I pulled away first and squeezed his hand.

“I promise I’ll get word to you soon Tesoro.” I could hear his voice fading as Polly's body came into view. Sadness filled her eyes when she saw me. Woman to woman we both knew. _________________________ _________________________

[morgana-ren]

So, I'm, how would the The Bastard Three (or Four)™ deal with a sick plaything? Especially if it's something you just have to ride out, where a quick cure isn't really an option.

As someone with the constitution of a destitute Victorian child myself, I actually have put some thought into this. My family is notoriously sickly (and it causes problems) so obviously I had to think about what it's going to be like when I inevitably fall ill.

Reaver... is bad at it. Horrible, actually. He's going to realize he can't pay your sickness to go away and that sends him for a ride. Keep in mind, he doesn't really get sick himself, so he's probably forgotten what it's like. He.. um.. also isn't willing to forgo sex. At all. He's going to whine and mope about.

He's going to demand the finest doctor in the land show up (and they will immediately or they will be found dead) to try to cure you. Or he's going to call and whine and complain to Nightmare who is the equivalent of a magic doctor to come and 'fix you' so things can 'get back to normal.

This is if you have, like, a flu or something that is keeping you down temporarily. He will have his servants flutter about the house bringing soups and medicines, and he will stay in the room with you-- albeit making fun of you for your fragile mortal constitution. He won't do anything himself most likely, but it will get done. It bothers him he can't throw money at sickness to fuck off.

If it's something more serious, there's going to be a lot of underhanded money being funneled and changing hands to get his filthy paws on whatever cure there is hidden away from the general public. If even that isn't enough to net him a cure, he's going to... do to you what he did to himself. I very much meant it when I said he isn't losing you. You're getting carried to the Shadow Court, and it doesn't matter who is dying in your place each year. It isn't going to be you. So, two people have to die each year so you both can maintain immortality? So be it.

He's not losing you. No matter what your thoughts on the matter are.

Nightmare is actually the best. He's very good at caring for things, despite being one of the cruelest bastards to walk the Hells. He's a powerful cleric and essentially a doctor, and he's quite good at what he does. He can usually just heal whatever is wrong with you, and if for whatever reason he can't, he's going to take absolutely incredible care of you. He's going to bring you soups, and medicine, and make sure you're tucked and taken care of and your needs met to the letter.

He won't even make you have sex with him! Isn't he so kind?

And then he is going to hold that over your head the second you are better. You will pamper him, prepare him dinner, manicure his nails, wax his horns, massage his back, be a good little wife because he was such a good husband. Not that you weren't doing that anyway, but he's extra annoying about it.

He's not too worried about illness. If you're like me and you have some.. uh.. seriously wrong shit with you, he's going to look into trying to fix it. He actually has a rare level of empathy for you if you do. It's one thing he won't torture you over and will ease up a bit. For example, if you have endometriosis, he's going to ease up during that time and he is going to try to ease your torment-- and he will do it secretly and quietly. That's not the kind of pain he revels in. He doesn't suddenly turn into a sweet little honey-bunny or anything, but you'll notice a difference for a short time.

As for if you're very dangerously ill, much like Reaver, it's not happening. Doesn't matter how many villages have to be burned in Bane's name. Doesn't matter how many people have to die. Ironically enough, he doesn't see the irony in killing hundreds of people to save one that is important to him. He will offer up anything to his God if it spares you. If it's King of Hell Nightmare, he can literally pluck your soul from the ether of eternity-- most likely. It might be different if another God was willing to go to bat for your soul, but chances are, Nightmare is going to make you sign it away to him when he starts to care about you just to ensure you cannot leave him. Your body, your mind, your soul belong to him. Even in death.

Astarion tries his best. He really does. He's a vampire and doesn't really remember the follies and fragility of a mortal form. He's going to consult Nightmare and try to take care of you as best as he can, but his efforts can best be described as fumbling.

He's going to kind of flutter about and do what he can. He will let you lay up in the palace and will also have his servants take care of you and have a doctor on call, but it's kind of... unnerving. He will just kind of sit there and... watch you. Feel your forehead. Use his body as a cooling mat for you if you're too hot. Basic things.

His intentions are good. They really are. Like Nightmare, it's not the kind of pain he enjoys. He doesn't like seeing you sick and weak and on the brink of collapse. He's going to sit there and watch and ensure that you heal. He's not going anywhere.

If it's something that can endanger your life, then he will do whatever he needs to do. If it means turning you into a vampire against your will (and everyone else's, frankly) then too bad. It's happening. Come to peace with it. It won't be his first fallback, but if it boils down to it, he will do it.

Nightmare will beat his unholy ass, but if he panics? He will do it in an undead heartbeat. Anything to keep you near him.

Ilya is going to do for you what his mother used to do for him. He's a good caretaker, but he's not a doctor, though he will try his hardest. He will look into his books and remember ancient remedies and anything he can to try and get you healthy again. Seeing you low energy and miserable like that isn't fun, so he's going to back the hell off and become something of a caretaker. He will make you homemade soup (that is actually pretty incredible) and medicines as well as herbs he knows to be helpful from his youth.

Think of a father figure trying his best to take care of your health, even though they aren't an expert. They revert to what they know, and so too does Ilya. He's quiet and throrough. He will read to you, talk with you, watch tv with you, but he's going to be stern about the fact that you rest. He's literally going to act like a father figure, chiding you if you push yourself. He's going to treat you like a fragile wife. If you have something reoccuring, he's going to take note of the patterns so that he will know it is coming likely before even you do. The second he sees them, into bed you go, medicine already on the table, room all made up to ensure your comfort.

He'll bring you a new stuffed animal for you to cuddle with, and quietly sit in the room and read or simply lie next to you. He will leave you alone for the most part unless you bid him to your side, but if you do, he will happily do whatever you need, whether it's getting you things, bringing you something, and just keeping you company.

He will take on whatever chores or duties that you have for his own quietly and without mentioning it later. His butler will be ringing Nightmare to come and take a look to ensure it's nothing serious and tell him that he's his brother and he loves him but if he lays a hand on you, he will cut his face off. Politely, of course.

It it's something very serious, he's going to call Nightmare and it's time to strike a bargain. Whatever he wants for your life. Anything. Like the others, you dying isn't an option. If he has to let Astarion turn you, so be it. If he has to consort with Reaver to strike a deal with the shadows, so be it. If he has to sign your soul to himself and take responsibility for it in its entirety, he will. Ilya is quite powerful, so something has to be very wrong for this to be the situation. He's not a cleric like Nighty, but he knows a bit about medical procedure and has a network of people he has maintained to meet his ends (his specialty as a webspinner.)

[conkreetmonkey]

Fun story: My last job was at a restaurant. They hired me among many other workers all at once. This is because the kitchen had recently burnt down, thankfully after hours and without hurting anyone, so they had to temporarily close and rebuild; can't very well run a restaurant with no kitchen, after all. Presumably they'd laid everyone off and were completely restocking their labour pool in like a week. My first day was wonderful. People were patient about training me, the manager was sweet and made sure everyone was staying hydrated, and she even personally brought me a glass of water while I was on my break. Like any person would have, I took this as a good sign. Then, over the next few months, things began to devolve. There's like 5 stories in there about the extortion, ER visits, second-degree burns, and explosive stress diarrhea, but basically that once sweet manager slowly became a demon, and my once fun and kind coworkers began doing things like threatening to harm my work bestie unless I performed unsafe work that was guaranteed to burn me due to inadequate PPE, or yelling obscenities at me for asking perfectly reasonable questions. It went from heaven to hell over the span of a single damp, mild autumn. So, as you can guess, I came to resent the place. But there's another element to it:

in my time working there, I would come to learn that the fire that destroyed the place was entirely preventable; there was a known gas leak in one of the deep fryers, and management knew, but refused to shell out the $15 to patch the line (just like they refused to give us PPE, or generally fix anything ever). Quite a long time after they found out and after many staff reports of this gas leak, one night, it somehow finally ignited, and a $15 expense suddenly turned into tens of thousands of dollars. One night, while I was manning the fryers, I noticed one of them was producing bubbles of opaque white smoke from under the oil. My coworkers assured me it was "normal" and "just some food stuck under there." I've worked many a deep fryer, and had been working those particular ones for months, and never seen such a thing before. It was pretty easy for me to put two and two together on that one. The lifers weren't having it and insisted I ignore it and get back to work. A few weeks later, I quit on the spot after getting cussed out over asking if anybody had put an order in the oven yet. My work bestie was fired shortly afterwards, for what she claims was written down as "disobeying orders." She was very allergic to the fryer oil we used, it made her break out in painful, swollen hives, but the lifers kept insisting on making her clean the fryers, so it was probably that, I imagine. Who knows, though? There came a point where it was never enough, no amount of speed or cleanliness or quality. We were always understaffed, and now they'd fired one of their best workers. I met another one of the coworkers I'd bonded with working elsewhere. It was retail, under a notorious asshole boss, but at least it wasn't there. Her arms were covered in deep burn scars the day she'd walked in, so I imagine she's used to it. I hope she'd okay. I should probably try to check in on her, actually. I never asked if she left or was fired. I know they never patched the leak. They didn't the first time. Of course they didn't learn their lesson, the whole place was just a number in the bloated investment portfolio of some silver spoon fatcat from Toronto, he didn't give a fuck. None of us ever even met him, or learned his name. Fully hands off. We'd pull like $15,000 or even $20,000 some nights, but all made minimum wage, and were always one call-in away from total collapse. They kept cutting hours. They would send people home in the middle of dinner rushes because "we're spending too much money on labour." Schedules became mere suggestions. We were never given end times to begin with. 11 or 12 hour shifts weren't uncommon on my end, but sometimes I'd only get 3. It was a coin flip every night. My point is, the place was managed, on all levels, by people who'd drown if it rained. Thinking about how perfect the place could have been still makes my heart rate increase. It filled a niche with absolutely no local competition. Our profit margins were absurd. And yet the dullards filling the office chairs didn't understand that you need cooks to produce food, and the place began creaking under their weight. I left before something gave. I suppose me leaving was something giving though, in a way. I worked my ass off for that place. I made them thousands, IN PROFIT, every night. I feel like maybe that triggered the exodus that followed, idk. Don't want to aggrandize myself too much. As far as I know, the second burning hasn't happened yet. But it will. It's all but guaranteed to. I hope that, just like last time, nobody's there when it happens. But I also hope that, unlike the first time, this time the entire place completely, unsalvageably burns down to ash, reduced to a concrete foundation. I hope there's nothing left to rebuild. I hope the cycle finally ends. I pretty much never got to take my legally mandated break again after that first shift, btw. Should have seen it as a sign, but it was just one shift right? They needed me, they said. They needed me.

[hydrobes]

Oh to be fucked by dottore and pantalone

I like the way you think Anony ;)

I saw this just before I clocked into work today and it was on my mind for the entirety of my shift.

So here’s a dirty NSFW fic because I was just itching to write and I’m also horny as hell for these men right now too ;)

Pairings: Dottore & Pantalone x GN!Reader

Warnings: Threesome, rough sex, dom!Dottore, dom!Pantalone, sub!reader, unprotected sex, spanking, oral (giving), choking, degrading names, reader doesn’t say much for obvious reason, reader’s kinda a slut but that’s just how I’m feeling right now ;)))).

W/c: 1k words

Summary: You let Dottore and Pantalone have their fun with you in the Harbringer’s private leisure room at the palace.

a/n: there’s probably some missed spelling/grammar mistakes because I was just too horny whilst writing and proofreading this LMAO.

NSFW, 18+ content under cut, minors DNI.

“Mmn..” you moan beautifully as your wrap your soft lips around Dottore’s cock. The warmth of your mouth and the pumping of your hand up and down his length has him groaning unashamedly. You look up at him through your eyelashes as he gazes down at you with a cocky sneer, he laughs before speaking.

“You were right, Pantalone, (y/n) really does have the best mouth in the palace.” He mocks you whilst you kneel on all four on what is probably the most expensive ottoman you’ve ever seen.

“Be grateful I’m even tolerating you right now.” Pantalone ignored his words and instead offered him a fake smile laced with malice, he would rather have you for himself. But Dottore happened upon your little ‘tryst’ in the leisure room and you needily begged him to share you with the notorious Doctor.

Next time, he decided, he wouldn’t let you have your way and instead take you back to his quarters. Then there definitely wouldn’t be any interruptions.

“Ah-!” You choke a gasp as Pantalone glides his hand up your thighs, removing your pesky clothing so he can tease your core. Your desire burned in your stomach for him, for both of them, as your arousal leaked out of you.

He frees himself from his trousers, and rubs his lengthy cock against your dripping wetness. Coating himself more than sufficiently enough.

“I should really be offended, seeing you getting aroused so quickly for another man.” He smoothed one hand higher, squeezing your rounded ass before bringing his hand down on it in a quick, hard smack.

“Mmn-!” You try to gasp at the sharp pain, but Dottore keeps your mouth busy. He guides himself to enter inside you, pushing embarrassingly easily inside. You let out a muffled moan in delight as he sunk deeper, and deeper, burying himself to the hilt.

“But then again, a renown whore like you has had a taste of almost all the Harbringers at this point.” He snorted a laugh and brought his hand down once more, the smack jolting you forward. You whined softly at the degrading name, though it simply sparked your arousal more, and at the stinging sensation of his spanking.

“Almost all?” Dottore sounded impressed, as he was seemingly unaware of your apparently known loose nature. Pantalone replied with a simple hum of acknowledgment, he gripped your hips in each hand and began thrusting his hard cock in and out slowly.

“Hmm.. so what number am I?” He chuckled, you tried to pull back and remove him from your mouth but he gave you no time to answer.

“I didn’t give you permission to actually speak, whore.” He said lowly, his gaze taunting.

Instead he grips your hair with one hand, taking full control as he pushes and pulls you up and down his thick, hard cock. His other hand rests just under your jaw, squeezing your neck each time you take his length to the hilt.

“Mmph-!” you choke each time he does this, your hands grip at his thighs desperately, he had warned you he’d be rough but you didn’t quite expect him start so quickly. Saliva and precum leaked from around his cock, spilling down your chin and onto the cushion below.

“Sixth..?” He smirks. You can’t reply, only shake your head as best you can as tears prick the corner of your eyes as he continues to fuck your throat deeply.

“Mm.. seventh?” His sarcastic grin stretches wider as you shake your head again.

The pleasure to your core quickly started to build as Pantalone began to pick up his pace, jealous of your attention being else where. His deep strokes hit just the right spots, roughly knocking against the most sensitive parts inside you. You weren’t sure how long you can last between the two of them.

“Ninth..?” He throws his head back and laughs loudly as you give a little nod. “Why, I’m rather late to the party aren’t I?” He continues to laugh mockingly.

“Why did no one tell me sooner?” He faked a sad, hurt sigh. His fingers tighten around your hair, pulling almost painfully. Oh how much fun he’d been missing out on.

“Because who’d want to share such a skilled slut with you?” Pantalone shot back, it was bad enough that he had to share you at all. The two of them exchanged insults, and matched each other’s quickening paces. Thrusting back and forth between each other, their breathing and voices soon becoming heavy and full with arousal.

Pantalone toyed with your core, his fingers edging you closer to release as you tighten deliciously around his cock.

Then finally, after what felt like an eternity of having your guts and throat rearranged, the desire built up inside of you burst as you came suddenly. Dirtying everything below you.

Your face was a picture of bliss having finally orgasmed, your eyes hazy with lust and continued desire.

The two mean groaned almost simultaneously, burying their cocks to the tilt against your mouth and entrance. Their dicks twitched as they shot hot ropes of white cum into you, filling you up just like you wanted.

“Clean up every last drop.” Dottore order you, pulling away and finally allowing you to suck in needy mouthfuls of air. You quickly did as you were told though, holding onto his still hard cock and licking away each and every drop of cum.

“And no moving off my cock until it’s all settled deep inside you.” Pantalone laughed hotly, he ran his finger tips of over hot red hand prints on your cheeks from his spanking.

“Then we swap, alright?” Dottore smirked wildly, he couldn’t wait to take you from behind, to leave your hips bruised from his harsh grip.

A knock at the door and Pantalone replying with a steady “Enter.” brought some sense back into you.

“M-my lords.” The gunslinger who entered the room stammered, before composing himself. “Lord Jester summons you, the meeting has already started.” He keeps his posture steady but his eyes flick to you, still spit roast between the two men, every now and then.

His, and others, opinions on you mattered little, after all you enjoyed nothing more than being the personal favourite whore, no.. cum dump, of the Harbringers.

a/n: horny levels for these men; ♾. i would sell my soul for their dicks.

wish I’d made it a little longer now, I did originally plan on having Pantalone giving reader oral, another time perhaps.. ;)

[ladyfogg]

Who Wants to be Lonely - 4/10

Who Wants to be Lonely – 4/10

Fic Summary: After the ground splits and sends you hurtling into the Upside Down, you come face-to-face with the notorious, and injured, Eddie Munson. Lost and hunted by otherworldly creatures, the two of you have no choice but to stick together if you’re going to find your way home. Masterpost.

Fic Rating: 18+

Pairing: Eddie Munson/Female Reader

Warnings: Slow Burn, Eventual Smut, Language, Violence, Angst, Blood/Slight Gore, Season Finale Spoilers

Fic Song: Who Wants to be Lonely by Kiss. Full fic playlist on Spotify.

A/N: Just wanted to give a little warning that the reader deals with some anxiety in this chapter. Nothing huge but I know it can be a trigger for some. Happy reading!

Eddie sleeps for longer than he means to.

He comes to consciousness slowly, too groggy and out of it to really fully wake. Several times he dozes off again, only to come to moments later. Even though he can’t tell what time it is, he knows hours have passed. His entire body is cramped from lying on the floor and the pain is dulled, though not by much. He’s no longer lying on your lap. Instead, your empty bag is under his head like a pillow. When he strains to listen, however, he can’t hear anything. Not the sound of you moving around or your breathing.

It's that thought that makes him open his eyes.

The first thing he sees is that the barricade has been fortified with more shelves, all of which are now directly up against the door. A little worrisome but at least a good sign because it means you’re somewhere in the small building.

Eddie lifts his head to look around. Items that had been scattered about have been picked up and organized into neat piles, in very careful rows like they would have been if they were still on the shelves. Near the little area where Eddie is laying, you’ve brought over things he assumes you’re planning to take with you when the two of you leave. He spots bottled water, first aid supplies, and food among the items. But there are also tools you were able to scrounge up, like a hammer, nails, screwdriver, etc. Everything gives the impression you’ve been hard at work while he’s been sleeping. He has no idea how you’ve had the energy to do any of this. He should probably get up and let you rest for a bit. No doubt you’re running on fumes.

When Eddie tries to move, his body won’t listen. Between his injuries and the strain of running around the Upside Down, he’s stuck lying on the floor, curled onto his side. Fearful and incredibly concerned, he calls your name.

You pop out from one of the back rooms. “Right here. Everything okay?” You’ve changed out of the tank top and into an awful t-shirt with the Hawkins High logo and Go Tigers! written across it in big letters. He prefers the bloody tank top. The wounds on your arms look clean and he spots several bandages over the worse ones.

“I can’t move.”

“Shit. One second.” You duck through the horizontal doorway and are by his side almost instantly. Kneeling in front of him, a look of concern crosses your face. “What’s going on? Can you not move a specific body party or just in general?”

“General.”

“Alright. I’ll roll you onto your back then. Ready?”

“No.”

You do it anyway and every muscle in his body screams in protest. He yells out, letting loose a smattering of swears in a high-pitched angry voice. “Sorry!” you say, forcing his legs out of the fetal position. “Sorry, sorry! My bad! Figured it was best to just do it fast!”

“I’m in pain so I’m going to let that go and not make a dirty joke. Just know I was thinking it.” Now that he’s lying flat on his back and his legs are stretched out, he feels a little bit better. But still can barely move without something pulling or protesting. “Fuck, this isn’t good.”

“I’m no doctor but, pretty sure you’re not going anywhere until your body’s had time to heal.”

“We’re stuck in another dimension with a homicidal madman who is bent on world domination and can astral project into people’s minds. I don’t have time to heal.”

“Yeah, well, you also don’t have a choice, Munson. Neither one of us does.”

Eddie sighs heavily. “I guess I can’t argue since I can’t even fucking stand, which poses a whole new set of problems.”

“Like what?”

“I have to take a piss.”

“Yeah, I was afraid of that. I had the same problem earlier so I had to make some changes to the bathroom. I’ll help you up.” You lean forward, ready to take his hand when you pause and add, “But I’m not helping you pee. That you’ll have to do on your own.”

“Terrible customer service. I’m complaining to your manager.”

“Oh, shut up.”

It takes a couple of tries and a lot of pain to get Eddie off the floor and to his feet. His steps are slow and stunted, like a toddler learning to walk for the first time. His joints and muscles are screaming at him to lay back down. But his bladder is calling the shots and he really doesn’t feel like wetting his pants in front of the hot chick who saved his life. Slowly, and using the wall for added support, he lets you lead him to the small bathroom in the back.

When you said you made some changes, he thought you meant that you dug a hole or something. You did dig a hole, but you also ripped the toilet off the ceiling and stuck it right over the crack in the cheap plaster on what is now the floor. Once on the left wall, now the sink is on the ceiling, thankfully still secured in place.

“The sink sort of works. It at least drips some water when you turn the nozzles. Also, we have another weapon,” you tell him, holding up a piece of piping, no doubt what you used to bust through the wall.  

“Maybe the sink doesn’t work because you broke off a fucking pipe.”

“Nah, this one went to the toilet. I think. Oh well, it was loose anyway and we can’t keep sharing the one spear.”

“Alright, Wonder Woman. I think you need to go take a break.”

“I’m fine.”

Bullshit. Absolute, bullshit. Eddie may not know much, but he knows exhaustion when he sees it. His uncle works non-stop and gets burnt out pretty quickly. He can recognize the signs well by this point. You’re exhausted to the point of hysteria. Your hands are shaking and if you weren’t in the Upside Down, he would think you were on something. Hell, you actually could be on something but he doubts it.

“You yanked a toilet off the ceiling and are waving a pipe around,” Eddie says. “We’re going to talk more about how not fine you are right after I finish in here.”

“I should probably give you some privacy then.”

“Yeah, probably.”

You duck out of the bathroom, pulling the door closed on your way out. Eddie desperately needs to lay back down so he uses the bathroom fast. He checks out the ceiling-sink and when he turns the nozzle, a small trickle of water comes out like you said it would. Realizing how utterly gross he feels, Eddie decides to take advantage of the opportunity. He carefully takes off his jacket and slings it over the toilet tank. Trying to avoid soaking his bandages, which isn’t difficult given the little bit of water he’s actually getting, he does his best to wash the grime and blood from himself.  

It's a slow process but once he’s done, he feels better and uses paper towels to dry himself off. He’s not in any rush to put his jacket back on, intent on checking and changing his bandages once he’s sitting back down. Eddie slings his jacket over his arm.

Using the walls for support, he carefully makes his way out of the bathroom. He expects you to be right there, but you’re not. You’re on the other side of the room where he was laying, spreading clothing on the floor. Now that he can properly take in the store, he realizes just how much you’ve done. He would be impressed if he wasn’t incredibly worried about your mental health.

“What are you doing now?” he asks, inching his way back towards you, resting most of his weight on the wall.

“Laying down some clothes for some cushion. It’s not much, only a few shirts I found in the back. Speaking of which, I have a shirt for you.” You hold up a shirt that matches the one you’re wearing.

“Yeah, I’m not wearing that.”

“Why not?”

“Not my style.”

You roll your eyes but toss the shirt onto the pile. “You really should cover your bandages. But let’s check them first. I found some antibacterial ointment that should help.

“I can handle that. You really should take a nap.” Once again you wave him off and keep putting together the makeshift bed. Eddie’s not letting it slide though. When he finally makes it to you, he reaches out to put his hands on your shoulders. “Stop, just…stop for a second.”

“I can’t.”

“Yes, you can.”

“No, you really need to lay down and I want to make sure you’re not on the dirty floor.”

“It doesn’t matter. Seriously, just chill for a second.”

“NO, Eddie, I can’t!” your voice is sharp and tinged with anger. Your hands are shaking as you keep trying to fiddle with the makeshift bed. You’re not even looking at him as you speak. “I have to do something. I can’t…we’re stuck here and you’re hurt and so I have to be useful. I have to take care of things.”

With great difficulty, Eddie crouches down to your level, turning you around to face him. “You need to take care of yourself,” he says. “Weren’t you just trying to tell me the same thing? If I can’t sacrifice myself to take care of you then you can’t sacrifice yourself to take care of me.”

“But—”

Eddie shushes you, using the same voice he uses on his Hellfire clubmates. “Shhh! No! Stop it. Don’t argue. Just, fucking sit and stay still for a second.”

With no other choice, you sigh and nod. The two of you sit down together. His body relaxes the moment he’s no longer crouching. Eddie leans his back against the wall and pulls you along with him so that you’re tucked into his side.

“See, this isn’t so bad,” he says, sliding his arm around your shoulders and giving you a reassuring smile.

“No, I guess not.”

“Good. I’m glad. Now, do you want to tell me why you doubled our barricade then proceeded to clean like a crazy person?”

You don’t answer right away and Eddie begins to wonder if you ever will when you say in a small voice, “There was something outside.”

Eddie’s smile immediately fades. “Like what?”

“I don’t know. I didn’t get a clear visual. I was too scared to move. But I could hear it. It wandered around the building and came up to the doors. I thought…” Your voice cracks.

Oh. That explains it.

Eddie pulls you into a hug. Whether it’s the gentle touch or the realization of what you experienced, he’s not sure but as soon as he does, you start to cry. You don’t have to finish your sentence. He gets it. He understands. You were thrust into a world you didn’t know existed and immediately had to fight for your life. Seriously, if anyone understood it was Eddie. He thinks back to his days on the run, hiding out at Reefer Rick’s cabin, not knowing if Jason and his goons were going to find him, all the while picturing Chrissy on the ceiling. He lost count of the number of times he cried.

“It’s alright, you’re okay,” he says, rubbing your arm comfortingly. “I know what you’re feeling. Trust me. I get it.”

“Yeah, I suppose you do.”

You wrap your arm around his waist and hug him back, your cheek pressed to his chest. The skin-on-skin contact makes Eddie suck in a breath. It’s been a while since he’s had that kind of human contact and it takes him by surprise how much his body responds to it. His arms circle you tighter and he presses his face to the top of your head, closing his eyes and savoring the moment.

“I keep picturing those bats diving at me,” you say between sobs.

His mind flashes back to the swarm taking him down as he tried to save Dustin. “Me too.”

“I almost woke you when the thing showed up, but it moved on.”

Eddie has the mental image of you, scared in the dark, shaking like you are now and he hates it. Hates that you were terrified while he slept. “Next time, wake me up, no matter what. Okay?”

“Okay.”

There’s a stretch of silence, time where you both are taking in what’s happened. Fuck, a week ago the only thing Eddie needed to think about was passing Ms. O’Donnell’s final and now he’s locked in a convenience store, trying to keep literal monsters at bay. You’ve had your world literally turned upside down in the span of one day. It’s a wonder you two aren’t fully insane already. He looks around, taking in what you’ve done to the place.

“The store looks good.”

You give a weak chuckle, wiping your tears with the back of your hand. “Thanks. It started when I was looking for more bandages and then, the next thing I knew, I was organizing everything.”

“Don’t forget, you also ripped a toilet off the fucking wall. Well, ceiling I guess. That’s pretty badass and very Incredible Hulk of you.”

“It was half-off anyway. I just ripped it the rest of the way.”

“And then ripped the pipe out.”

“We needed another weapon!”

Eddie smiles and affectionately shakes his head. “You’re an interesting woman, sweetheart.”

“Is that good or bad?”

He hopes you don’t hear the way his heart skips a beat. Clearing his throat, he says, “It’s good.”

You don’t say anything in response. Your body is trembling and he can feel the warm tears against his chest. After a while, the tears stop and when he listens closely, he can hear you breathing steadily. Carefully he draws back a little to glance down at you, only to find that you’re fast asleep. Oh noooo. Guess he has to just sit there and hold you while you sleep.

Eddie could use a few more hours himself, but since you mentioned there was something skulking around outside, he decides that sleeping in shifts is probably a better idea, at least for right now. Not that he can do much if something does happen. Unfortunately, after sitting that way for some time, his body starts to cramp up again and he realizes he needs to stretch out.

And probably grab some painkillers from your neat stack of medical supplies.

What comes next is Eddie spending an obscenely long time trying to move without disturbing you too much. Which is incredibly difficult not just because you’re resting against him, but because he can hardly move in the first place. Also, your arms are securely fastened around his waist and in any other situation, he would stay there until the end of time.

Gently, and going as slow as possible, Eddie regrettably pries your arms off. Next, he takes one of the shirts you laid out and slips it under your head. You move a little and mumble something, making him freeze. But then you’re still again and he keeps going. Biting his tongue in concentration, Eddie very carefully shuffles out from under you, while also supporting your head. It takes way longer than it probably would have if he wasn’t injured, but eventually, he’s able to lay you down on the floor without waking you up.

Of course, now he’s chilly without the warmth of your skin touching his.

Don’t think about that. Not the time, Eddie, he tells himself.

Picking up his leather jacket, he lays it over you like a blanket. Begrudgingly, he puts on the Hawkins High shirt to combat the cold. Thank god no one is around to see it.

He takes a few painkillers and chugs some more water before changing his bandages. Thankfully, you did a fairly decent job of sewing him up and there aren’t too many cuts leaking through. At least he’s not actively bleeding anymore. That’s a plus. Even though he needs to lay down, he has a smoke and pokes around looking for something to eat. Smiling to himself, he sees that you organized all the food into meals: a sandwich, some chips, a can of fruit, and a bottle of water. You even set one aside for him with double the chips, which he knows because you labeled it with a post-it note saying: for Eddie.

Damn it. You need to stop being cute or he’s not going to make it out of this without becoming your willing slave.

He does think it’s a bit much that you transferred the chips into plastic baggies. Until he accidentally steps on one of the discarded bags it makes a loud crinkling sound. Fuck, you’re smart. He wouldn’t have thought of that. Of course, you wouldn’t want to take the chip bags with you. Imagine being killed in the Upside Down because you opened a loud bag of chips for a snack.

Quietly, he sits and props himself against the wall again, eating and smoking while he watches the front door. He’s not sure what you saw but El’s mention of demogorgons keeps replaying in his mind. Those fuckers are terrifying in a fantasy game. He doesn’t know what he’s going to do if he sees one in real life. Or when, because he’s not naive enough to think the bats are the only thing stalking the area.

On more than one occasion, his eyes slide over to watch you sleep.

Eddie has had his fair share of dalliances. Nothing serious, nothing beyond the occasional fling with a guy or girl he met at a party or backstage after a show. He’s shared his bed, not as many times as he’d like people to believe, but he hasn’t slept next to someone. At least, not on purpose and not someone who he didn’t have to rush and sneak out the door the next morning while his uncle slept.

Once he’s done eating and stubs out his cigarette, Eddie stretches out next to you on the floor and his muscles finally weep with joy. The moment he gets as comfortable as he can, he knows he won’t be able to get up for a while. You haven’t moved an inch, a testament to how fucking exhausted you must be. It breaks his heart thinking of you in a cleaning frenzy, trying to keep your body going so your thoughts don’t consume you. While the cleaning part doesn’t resonate, the other part does.

Eddie forces himself to turn on his side to face you, tucking his hands under his cheek.

He studies the lines of your face, admires the calm expression, and frowns when your forehead wrinkles and you make a noise. Eleven protected his mind from nightmares but he doesn’t know if that’s a one-time thing. And clearly, your mind isn’t being protected the same way. If he gets a chance to talk to her again, he’ll tell her to focus on you instead of him. He can handle the nightmares, he’s done it before. Reaching out, he lays his hand over yours and the moment he makes physical contact, you relax again.

Oh yeah, he is in so much trouble.

He barely knows anything about you, including whether or not you’re even available. Plus, there’s the whole “fighting for your lives” thing.

Yeah, this tracks.

Since when has Eddie Munson’s love life not been a total messy disaster?

Eddie lays there for a long time, occasionally looking over at the door but mostly he watches you sleep. Eventually, his eyelids grow heavy and he knows he’s not going to be able to hold off dozing for much longer. At the same time, he loathes the thought of waking you. You haven’t gotten nearly as much rest as he did.

He holds on for another hour before reaching over to gently pat your cheek. “Hey, Sleeping Beauty. Time to wake up.”

You groan with disappointment. “Noooo.” You grab the edge of his jacket and snuggle down into it.

Eddie is about two seconds away from asking you to marry him. “Well, you can go back to sleep but I’m not gonna be able to stay awake for much longer,” he says. “Unless you don’t mind neither of us keeping watch.” He hopes you'll stay asleep. Maybe he can even slip his arm around you if you're up for it.

With a sigh, you open your eyes, barely reacting to the fact that he’s lying so close to you. “It’s fine, I’m awake. I’m awake. Anything going on?”

Eddie shakes his head. “All is quiet.” He sees the way your body tenses and then relaxes when he tells you everything is clear. “Thanks for the meal.”

“Don’t mention it. I should probably eat something too.”

“After, will you make sure you just sit for a bit? Like, read a magazine or something.”

“We’re in an alternate dimension and you expect me to read Just Seventeen?”

“No, of course not. There’s also Playboy.”

You roll your eyes and playfully shove his head away. “Get some rest, Munson.” You sit up with a groan, his jacket still loosely around your shoulders, a sound and visual that he totally doesn’t think about for way too long. The jacket slips when you stretch your arms above your head. “Thanks for the coat.”

Eddie averts his gaze when your shirt rides up just a little, just enough to show a flash of skin. “You’re welcome. I will rest but only if you promise not to go on another cleaning spree,” he says, taking the jacket as you hand it back to him.

“Nope, can’t make that promise.”

Eddie sighs and starts to force himself to sit up. “Alright, well, guess I’m not going to sleep then.”

“Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?” you say, trying to stop him from moving. “You need to lay down.”

“If you’re not going to rest then neither am I.”

“You can’t be serious…”

Eddie raises his eyebrow. “Try me,” he challenges.

There’s a beat of silence, a moment of contemplation where you study him through narrowed eyes, trying to see if he’s messing with you or if he is really willing to hurt himself just to get you to take it easy. When he makes another move to get up, you finally break. “Okay, okay, fine. I won’t clean,” you say. “Just, lay down and don’t hurt yourself.”

“Oh thank god,” Eddie says, laying down with a dramatic huff. “I was totally bluffing.”

“You ass.”

“Seriously, though. Will you rest?”

“Yes, Eddie. God, I will take it easy.” You draw an X over your chest. “Cross my heart.”

“If I wake up and this place is cleaner, you’re in big trouble.”

“Oh yeah? What are you gonna do, Munson? Spank me?”

Eddie swears his heart nearly leaps out of his chest and the mental image of you bent over with his hand leaving an outline on your ass makes him take a second too long to answer. And when he does, he can’t stop himself from saying, “Well, I mean, if you’re into that, sure. But I don’t do any kinky shit without a safe word.”

You laugh. Not the quiet laugh he’s heard before, but a loud one that has you covering your mouth. “Oh my god, you’re the worst. Go to sleep.”

You get up, shaking your head and still chuckling to yourself. Eddie can’t help grinning, making himself as comfortable as he can on a bed made of thin t-shirts and a leather jacket for a blanket. “That wasn’t a no!” he says over his shoulder.

You laugh again, muttering to yourself, “My God, this man, I swear…”

Still grinning from ear to ear, Eddie closes his eyes, preparing for sleep. It takes him a while to quiet his mind as he listens to you grab something to eat and then set yourself up against the wall again. However, even when he starts to drift off, the smile is still in place because he is one-hundred percent right: that wasn’t a no.

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No, and anyway he's not really all that much to look at -- just a cloud. You've probably seen him with Thomas Aquinas in various images like the one at the top of this post (maybe Thomas is writing a book in his head while he stares at the vague swirl in the air?):

This page has the text of the incident in which St. Thomas Aquinas saw him, but it's not clear what Bernard looked like:

But the Saint had never been so happy as on this occasion. The doctor of the Church, at last, was allowed to see the notorious doctors of heresy surrounded by flames in Hell.

Saint Thomas writes: 'In those days at the University of Paris, I was studying theology, and Bernardine of Siena was also present. I had read many books about Hell, in which I had found descriptions of its horrors, but Bernardine had learned about Hell from two Blessed Souls who had been there. We wished to compare our knowledge of the place of punishment. I, being a sinner, was afraid of the truth, and I asked him to speak privately with me, that our conversations might not distress the other people who were present. I said to him: 'Bernard, you and I must talk about Hell, because we have both read the same books. I want to hear what you have learned about Hell, but first you must swear on a crucifix to tell me the truth, and to conceal nothing at all from me. If you do so, then you must listen to what I have learned from others, and you must tell me everything you know. So I shall learn everything about Hell, and so will you.' And so, with his hand on the crucifix he swore and made this promise. I then told him everything I had learned, and he said: 'St Thomas, the fire of Hell will be of such a kind that the highest part of it will become colder than the ice of the coldest mountain. Nevertheless, in order to be able to endure, one must willingly have that interior heat which comes from the love of God. But the fire will not be the only pain in Hell. There will also be the pain caused by the burning of the wicked. Therefore, you must understand that the fire, by itself, is not that painful, if compared with the other sufferings of the damned. So you may have hope in the great mercy of God, and fear His justice, but you must love God more than you fear His justice. You must know, then, that, at the beginning, the damned will be able to endure that fire because, in that state, they will be of themselves sufficient for their own pain. But, later, the pain will increase, because they will have to endure the fire, and the pain caused by the wicked. This is why the Just of the Old Testament cried out: 'Our Lord, may Thy anger cease, for it is sore; how long will it be?'"

And in a later description:

At that time Thomas thought that Bernard's description of the sufferings of the damned sounded far too merciful. "If the souls are in the most filthy part of the fire when they begin to suffer," said the Saint, "why would they be able to bear it, if they cannot even endure Hell itself?"

"St Thomas," said Bernard, "I have told you the truth, and if you don't believe me now, the Lord will reveal all to you later."

Thomas had a horrible vision. He saw the flames with a greyish, bubbling appearance. The souls of the damned were torn to pieces, and their souls burned as though they were on fire. He saw a group of souls that were displeasing to God, and when he tried to pick one of them up to remove it from the pain, it seemed so light that he was unable to lift it. He was later to relate that he thought this vision was due to a secret inspiration of the Holy Spirit, and that it was not revealed to him in the Church's manner of revealing things, because it caused him to fear the Lord.

He sounds like a really punchable guy.

The who’s your favourite weird little medieval guy?

Bernard the Cloud of Witness

[beels-burger-babe]

Mind Your Traps

*** Ester, words cannot describe how much I love this request. When I saw it, I'm lucky no one was home, because I was cackling like a fricking gremlin. Thank you for giving me this glorious prompt. I hope you enjoy @ester-is-here***

Poly!MC

Summary: After a few nights of Mammon consistently trying to break into his room and steal his cursed records, Lucifer decided to put up a trap for him. When he sees it's been triggered later that day, he just grins and carries on with his work, imagining the suffering his brother must be going through. It's not until his brothers start panicking and he sees Mammon panicking with them that he realizes he messed up...big time.

You shot up out of your bed, eyes wide in fear as your chest heaved with panic.

A nightmare; a bad one at that.

It seemed the longer you were in the Devidom, the more you would get them. Sometimes they were about the different traumas you had suffered in the human world. Other times they were based on one of the many incidents that had happened down here; whether that was experiencing your death at the hands of one of your lovers over and over again, or conjuring up the brothers being forced through some form of torture.

You bit back sobs and pressed a hand over your face to muffle the sound. Tears pricked the corners of your eyes as you attempted to take deep breaths to calm yourself.

There was no way you'd be falling back asleep that night. But luckily for you, there was another insomniac in the house.

With shaky legs, you pulled yourself out of the bed and slowly made your way to Lucifer's room. You knew he'd probably be fussing over paperwork and working away as he had mentioned having to go over new protocols during supper. You just hoped that your boyfriend wouldn't mind the interruption too badly.

You went to step up to his door, but the moment your foot hit the rug in front of his office, you felt your muscles freeze. A burning hot sensation climbed up your limbs causing you to cry out before you heard a loud crack! The air tightened around you and the room blurred. When everything came back into focus, you were falling from at least ten feet in the air.

You screamed and tried to position yourself to land properly, but you weren't fast enough. With a sickening snap, you felt your ankle give out underneath you. The cries that you had been holding back came out at full force as you trembled in pain, exhaustion, and fear.

Too out of it to be aware of your surroundings, you hadn't noticed the shift in the shadows, the sound of heavy footsteps walking towards you. It wasn't until a gust of warm, wet breath hit for face and a low growl finally pierced your panic-driven mind that you looked up and found three sets of glaring red eyes staring back at you.

***

The brothers all made their way around the breakfast table with varying degrees of consciousness. The only two people not at there were you and Lucifer.

Food was slowly passed around and divided among them with little to no conversation happening. It wasn't until Beelzebub shook a sleeping Belphegore awake, that someone finally spoke up. Belphie glanced around the table before frowning at your absence. "I'm not the only one who heard a yelp last night, right? Specifically a MC yelp?" Everyone froze and looked at Belphegore as he continued, "There's a chance it was a dream, but I could've sworn I heard them cry out in the middle of the night."

Asmodeus furrowed his brow in thought. "I don't think I heard anything, but I'm a pretty deep sleeper. Beauty sleep and all."

Everyone turned to look at Levi, as the otaku was notorious for his all-night gaming sessions. Leviathan blushed and looked at his plate. "I had my headphones on all night. I-I didn't hear anything besides the sweet sound of Ruri-Chan's voice."

Satan leaned back in his chair and held a finger under his chin. "The only other person, besides the two of you, who is usually up that late is Lucifer. Considering the two of them are missing currently, I wouldn't say it's unrealistic to assume that MC had a nightmare last night and went to Lucifer for comfort. You know how soft he is for them. They're probably sleeping in."

Leviathan huffed and stabbed a piece of fruit, obviously jealous that you had gone to Lucifer out of all the brothers.

Mammon made a similar noise and took a bite from his breakfast, "Yeah well, as long they're gettin' some sleep." Everyone looked at him strangely, obviously curious about the open show of concern. Mammon blushed and looked away from the staring eyes, "J-Just cause they're cranky when they're tired and it ain't no fun they're upset like that."

Asmodeus snorted and shook his head. "When will you stop covering up your feelings like that? You obviously love MC, Mammon. We all do. That's why we're dating them."

Mammon grumbled to himself and dug into his food, purposefully ignoring his brothers' laughter as they mocked his tsundere behaviour.

They carried on with their day, completely ignorant to the fact that you weren't, in fact, with Lucifer.

***

Lucifer finally came out of his office around lunchtime.

He had holed himself up there this morning after having his first peaceful sleep all week. Lucifer's few hours of sleep had been interrupted every night that week by a particularly greedy Mammon who had been trying to steal an expensive cursed record he had recently acquired.

But not last night.

Lucifer had prepared for Mammon and set up a trap for him. To his great pleasure, Lucifer had found it triggered this morning. He went to work smiling and productive, knowing that Mammon would learn the hard way to stay away from his room.

The eldest hummed to himself cheerfully as he entered the kitchen. He had just begun to assemble a sandwich when Satan entered.

Satan seemed to pay him no mind at first but then did a double-take as though realizing something. He glanced at Lucifer's sandwich, frowning, before peering around him.

Lucifer sighed and turned to face him. "Is there something about my lunch that is particularly bothersome to you?"

Satan's eyes glinted with annoyance as he continued to look around Lucifer. "Yes, actually. I was just wondering if you were planning on keeping MC with you all day and why you weren't making them lunch when I know for a fact that they haven't eaten all day," his arms crossed over his chest; clearly displeased with the alleged mistreatment of their partner.

It was Lucifer's turn to frown as he raised an eyebrow at Satan. "What are you talking about? I haven't seen MC since yesterday."

Satan's eyes widened and he moved towards Lucifer. The firstborn was shocked at the sudden distress and concern that coated Satan's expression. "You really haven't seen them all day? They didn't go to you last night?"

The repeated question caused even more suspicion to arise inside of Lucifer, especially since the situation involved his beloved. "No, not at all. Satan, what is going on?"

Satan took a step back and froze. His thoughts ran rapid, trying to think of all the possibilities of where you might be or what might've happened to you. If you weren't with Lucifer and no one had seen you all day, that only left a few options and none of them were good.

He turned to Lucifer. "MC and you were the only two not at breakfast this morning. We had all assumed that they were with you. But if they aren't and they haven't been with any of us..."

Lucifer's eyes widened in understanding before his brain picked up on something within Satan's words. "Wait, only MC and I were missing? Mammon was too, correct?"

Satan tensed and narrowed his eyes at his elder. "No. He was there being his normal stupid self. Where did you think he would be?"

Lucifer paled as the dots connected in his head. "Get the others. Now! I think I know where MC is," without waiting for a response, Lucifer took off towards his room, dread and regret swirling faster and faster in his stomach with every step he took.

***

All seven brothers stood furious around the rune circle in front of Lucifer's door.

"So you mean to tell me," Belphie growled lowly, "that because of your stupid, overly cruel, trap that you failed to warn the rest of us about, MC has most likely been hiding from Cerberus all day, if not being torn to pieces?"

Everyone flinched at the mental image.

Lucifer glared right back at him, "I wouldn't even have a need for such a trap if Mammon hadn't been such a greedy scumbag and continuously attempted to break into my room."

Mammon sneered at his brother and shoved him out of the way as he stormed towards the front entrance. "Yeah yeah. Blame it on me. That's what your best at. We ain't got time for arguin'. I don't know about you all of you, but I'm going to make sure that my significant other isn't dead because someone can't figure out how to punish people without at least half a pint of their blood spillin'."

It was obvious Mammon was pissed. They all were. But deep down, he couldn't help but feel partly responsible. Lucifer was right. The trap wouldn't even exist he hadn't been such a screw-up all the time.

As much as the others wanted to yell at Lucifer and demand how he could be so careless with something so dangerous when you, their precious fragile human, lived under the same roof as them, they knew they didn't have time to.

Time was of the essence. If there was any chance that you were still alive, you would most likely be greatly injured. They needed to get to you and get you help as soon as possible.

The brothers rushed through the gardens to the heavily locked back courtyard where Cerberus lived.

Lucifer began to cite the unlocking incantation, but Beelzebub couldn't wait, not when he knew that you could be in pain. He roared as he slammed his foot down on the lock of the door and broke open the metal door. Without waiting for the others, he surged forwards.

"MC?!" He called out, his eyes scanning the ground for any sign of you. "MC where are-" Beelzebub stumbled to a stop, his brothers slamming against his back, as he choked at the sight in front of him.

Cerberus laid asleep, just outside of his dog house. Laying unmoving between his huge paws with your foot twisted at a gruesome angle, was you. Your skin was pale, and coated in dirt. Your eyes were closed, and your face twisted in discomfort. From where your lovers were standing, you looked dead.

"O-Oh my God." Asmodeus breathed, his voice tight with tears as he looked at you.

Leviathan shook his head as he felt panic fill his chest. "Th-This has to be a dream right? Th-They can't actually...They aren't..."

A loud growl tore from Satan's throat as his demon form flickered into existence. He bared his claws and teeth, red filling his vision as he darted towards Cerberus with the intent to kill.

Before he could get too close, one of Cerberus's ears perked at the sound of the air shifting. He looked up and spotted the threat. His eyes narrowed dangerously and barked at Satan before sending him flying against the wall with a swipe of his paw.

"Satan!" Asmodeus rushed over to his brother, while the others quickly changed to their demon forms. Ready to fight Cerberus, and at the very least, get your body back.

The monstrous-sized dog took note of their defensive state and rumbled dangerously as he rose to his feet. Keeping your body between his paws as though you were a bone that they were attempting to take from him.

Lucifer felt sick at the sight and glared at his pet. "Cerberus! Stand down!" he commanded.

To his surprise, the dog's growls grew volume as one of his heads snapped at him.

A small groan caught everyone's attention.

In an instant, all of Cerberus's ears perked up as he turned away from the brothers and gently laid down to sniff at your body and whimper.

Mammon tried to charge forward, clearly thinking that beast was about to eat you, but Beel quickly caught him. "Wait," he pleaded, "I...I think he's helping them."

The brothers nearly collapsed in both relief and shock as they saw your eyes flutter open. As if the fact that you were alive wasn't enough of a surprise for their poor hearts, you smiled softly at the monster and reached out two arms to scratch two of his heads. "What's got you all worked up boy, huh? I'm trying to sleep here you know."

The boys' jaws dropped and the head that you weren't paying attention to barked and licked the side of your face, causing you to giggle. For Diavolo's sake, his tail was wagging!

"M-MC?" Levi finally stuttered out.

Both you and Cerberus turned to look at them. Your eyes widened as you finally noticed their arrival and you smiled brightly, while Cerberus's ears tilted back and growled in warning. You patted the dog's head. "Easy, Cerb. They're just here to help me," he glanced between you and the demons as though he was unsure and let out a whine that none of the brothers had ever heard him make. You just laughed and nuzzled one of his heads. "Thank you for protecting me, boy. Such a good guard dog. Yes, you are! My sweet boy!"

The brothers could only watch in bewilderment as Cerberus barked happily and gently nudged you back onto your feet.

With the oversized puppy satisfied you turned to the brothers. "So you figured out where I am, huh?" you laughed, but the sound didn't meet your eyes. "I-I was pretty scared, not gonna lie. I don't even know how I ended up here, or if anyone knew where I was or how long I'd be stuck here. Cerberus was great company though." The dog yipped at the mention of him.

Lucifer swallowed down the guilt that weighed heavily in his chest. "MC. We need to check you for injuries. Could make your way over to us? I don't believe Cerberus will let us any closer."

You frowned at the serious tone in his voice and gave Cerberus one final pat before limping over to the brothers.

The moment you were out of Cerberus's reach the brothers were crowding you, speaking over one another. Some were crying, others were shouting, some just held you and you mumbling to themselves.

You felt yourself become flooded with concern and worry as you gently kissed the top of Leviathan’s (the otaku was clinging onto your waist as he sobbed into your shirt). "Woah, everyone calm down. I'm alright, really!"

Mammon snarled as his hurt gaze frantically bore into yours. Your heart broke at the tears dripping down his cheeks. "We thought you were dead, MC! You were laying there, not movin' underneath Cerbeus a-and we thought we were too late! That Lucifer's stupid trap had killed ya!"

You pulled him in for a hug, and tightly held onto his shivering body as he cried against your shoulder. The distress of the brothers suddenly made complete sense. "I'm alive, loves. I'm safe and I'm alive." You reached an arm over to pat Beel's hand from where it was squeezing your shoulder. "Cerberus never hurt me. Sure he growled a little when I first fell into his yard. But, um, but I guess he just liked my vibe. He cuddled with me and let me sleep on his paw."

You decided now wasn't the time to tell them that what really caught the dog's attention was your cries. He noticed your obvious distress and your injury and tried to calm you. By the time you stopped crying, the dog had become attached and protective over you.

Still, Belphie frowned at your words. "What do you mean fell in here? Is that what happened to your leg?" he sneered at Lucifer who, you noticed, hadn't even approached the group. "Just how sadistic did you make that fucking spell?"

You paused as your brain finally processed what the boys were saying. You spent half a day, shivering, crying, and injured outside because of some kind of trap Lucifer made.

The firstborn looked defeated in a way you had never saw him. He stared at the ground with brow furrowed and head dropped in shame. His shaking fists were clenched so tightly that you just knew his nails must be breaking the skin of his palms.

"Lucifer?" He refused to look at you.

Satan scoffed and kissed your cheek as he nuzzled your shoulder. "Pathetic. He won't even admit it. Not even when it's his recklessness that could've killed you," Lucifer flinched at the venom in Satan's words. "Lucifer Morningstar and his fucking pride in all its glory."

"Enough," you ordered, causing everyone to look up at you in confusion. Your gaze wasn't angry or upset, simply stern. "I understand you're angry because of what happened, but look at him. He knows that he messed up. There's no need to rub it in even further."

Asmodeus whined and nudged your neck with his nose. "But MC! It was his trap for Mammon that got you hurt!"

You paused at that. You had no doubt that if it was Mammon that landed here and not you, Cerberus wouldn't have been nearly as friendly. Mammon would have been seriously injured.

"Is that true?"

Lucifer's knuckles turned white as he tightened his fists. "Yes," his eyes didn't once lift off the ground.

You inhaled sharply at his confession and held onto Mammon a little tighter. This had to stop. The brothers constantly going at one another with no regard for each other's safety had to end now. "Tell me Lucifer, why is it so wrong for me to have fallen through such a dangerous trap, but perfectly fine for your younger brother?" you frowned as he remained silent and sighed. "You boys have to stop this."

A couple of them squawked in defence at the accusation in tone as they finally began to release you from their tight grasps.

You held up a hand to silence them. "No. It's not right for you to always be hurting one another, whether that's verbally or physically," your gaze turned desperate as you looked at them. "Do you have any idea how much it hurts to see my boyfriends always degrading one another? How much it hurts knowing that you would laugh if one of your brothers came home bleeding?" they all looked away in shame. You crossed your arms over your chest, "I love you. All of you. I would spend my last breath defending you and doing everything I can to make you happy, just like I know you would me. But what am I supposed to do when it's one of my partners that is the reason that the other is sobbing into my lap?"

The lords were quiet as they took in your words. Guilt filled each of them as they thought of the way they had been treating one another.

"We're sorry MC," Beelzebub apologized, his eyes glistening in pain and disgust with himself.

You gave him a small smile. "Beel, darling, I love you and thank you for the apology, but you're probably the one with the least to apologize for. Besides, I'm not the one you should all be apologizing to, it's each other."

Asmodeus groaned and dramatically dropped his head on your shoulder, "Why are you always right?"

You giggled and ruffled his hair, "Because I know my boys, and I know that deep down you all love one another and would be horrified if one of you really were injured."

"MC's right," everyone whipped around to look at Lucifer in shock. He stared at the group, his head held high. His eyes were sharp with regret and remorse. It was clear to all present that your words had gotten through to him. "I, more so than everyone else, need to apologize for how I've mistreated all of you," he walked up to the group and lightly placed a hand on your elbow as he looked at the others. "Though perhaps we can continue this conversation inside? MC hasn't had anything to eat today, and I'd like to get their ankle checked. After that, I promise, I will sit down with you all and discuss this."

Though some of the brothers seemed reluctant to hold off the discussion, they silently agreed that your safety and health were most important.

Beel scooped you up in his arms and carried you back inside as Asmodeus walked by his side ranting about the spa treatment he was going to give you to get the dirt off your skin.

That night was one of the most open and vulnerable nights that the brothers had ever had with one another. Following Lucifer's lead, they each confessed their sins and expressed their pain. Though it didn't fix everything, it was a step in the right direction, and you couldn't be prouder of your boys.

***I feel kind of iffy about the ending, but I hope you enjoyed!! Excuse any weird formatting. I typed out most of this on my phone and will be going through it to edit when I get home! In the meantime, I hope you liked it @ester-is-here and thank you for this wonderful request!***

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Sidekick /// Dabi x f!Reader x Shigaraki (18+)

Summary: During a rescue gone wrong, a rookie sidekick catches the attention of two villains.

A/N: Thanks for 1k followers!! This is the fic that made me create a smut blog/lowkey inspired this. imho this might be the spiciest thing I’ve ever written 😳 also wanted to call out @kazooli​ because this is highkey inspired by her lol thanks queen

Tags/warnings: quirk kink, reader’s quirk makes other quirks stronger, noncon, threesome, lots of foreplay, outdoor sex, mild overstimulation, degradation, mild violence, threats, chronological/temporal inaccuracies, fucking long

You can hardly be blamed for not recognizing them. It’s only been three weeks since you debuted as a pro, and you’re not even really a hero. You’re a sidekick, and apparently you’re not important enough to have been briefed on the major villains you need to look out for. You’re just…doing your duty. Rescuing civilians indiscriminately. Stupid, naive little sidekick. It’s not your fault that the lives you just saved belong to the two most notorious villains around.

Still, Shigaraki can’t wait to see the look on your face when you find out.

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The disaster you ‘rescue’ them from—the League’s bar crashing down, the result of a small-time villain’s poisonous gas quirk—isn’t even a disaster. It’s a minor annoyance, sure, but Shigaraki and Dabi would have been fine without you…even though both of them missed Kurogiri’s warp gate and ended up trapped under a wooden beam in the wreckage of the building… Okay, it’s more than a minor annoyance. Shigaraki hacks violently as the cloud of foul-smelling steam and powdered debris enters his lungs. The poisonous quirk doesn’t seem to be having the same acid-burn effects on his body as it did on the building, but he can’t assume it’s harmless.

Father… Shigaraki took Father off his face to drink at the bar earlier before the gas hit, and now in the confusion the severed hand is either buried underneath the rubble that used to be the League’s main base or somewhere else out of view. “Father? Father!” Shigaraki calls out, attempting to shift under the crushing weight of the beam.

“Shut up,” Dabi says from somewhere to Shigaraki’s left. “Kurogiri took it in one of the portals, I saw it.” He looks worse than Shigaraki feels—something hit him in the face as the bar collapsed, and a few of the staples (piercings? stitches? whatever) on his right cheek are torn open and bleeding.

“Are you lying to me?”

Dabi sneers and rolls his eyes. “Let’s just get out of here.” His palms glow blue and Shigaraki follows suit, letting four fingers sit on the wood that’s pinning both of them to the ground. It’s too heavy to lift, so they’re going to have to get rid of it…a task that seems significantly more difficult when it becomes clear that neither of them are positioned at the right angle to touch it.

Shigaraki tries to wrest his arm out enough for his thumb to touch the wood, but it’s impossible. Beside him, Dabi’s having the same issue. “Shit, I can’t reach—“

“Is someone there?” Confident, clear, and oddly robotic, your voice cuts through the din of gurgling water from cracked pipes and police sirens like a lit flare in the darkness. Shigaraki tenses and halts his attempts to get free from the beam, and a second later Dabi mimics him.

“I heard voices.” The same unfamiliar voice rings out through the half-light, now accompanied by a body—your body, taking a series of awkward jumps down the piles of rubble to land in front of the two of them. The outfit you’re wearing is ridiculous: a pair of metal boots that clang against the cement wherever you step, matching braces on your arms, and a space-age chrome motorcycle helmet to top it all off.

A hero. Shigaraki’s lip curls in disgust as your head turns his way.

You scan the scene quickly, eyes resting on the two men trapped in front of you for a moment before you turn back to the opening in the wreckage. “Found two civilians!” you call out to the rescue workers just in case they’re within earshot, although it’s unlikely.

Dabi snickers under his breath. Civilians? Even in the chaos, you should’ve known the second you saw them who you’re looking at. Are you faking ignorance? Got something up your sleeve?  It’s either that, or you genuinely don’t recognize them. Priceless.

You kneel down in front of the fallen beam and give a half-hearted attempt to pick it up. It doesn’t budge. No surprises there—if it were light enough for you to lift by yourself, the two men held down by it would have no problem getting out with their combined strength. You’re going to have to use your support gear to get it off them.

But first—you search for a memory of your rescue training. Reassure the victims. They’re probably panicking.

“It’ll be okay,” you tell them, your voice coming out mechanical and distorted from the helmet you’re wearing. “You’re going to be okay. I’m here to save you.”

This time, Dabi has to bite his lip to keep from laughing out loud. Ah, yes…they’re so lucky that there’s a do-gooder little hero around to rescue them, because they’d be helpless otherwise. The laugh is still audible, though, and Shigaraki shoots him a glare.

You raise an eyebrow at their expressions. Did he just laugh? Well…you’ve heard that people sometimes have inappropriate reactions in times of crisis. The dark-haired man seems more badly hurt, so you creep toward him first, careful not to disturb any of the debris and trigger an avalanche reaction. “I’m going to check your injuries now,” you tell him, and your gloved hand brushes away a sweep of spiky hair to examine the sizable red bump growing on his forehead.

Ouch…there’s no way that doesn’t hurt, but the man’s not letting any of the pain show on his face. Instead, he looks disinterested at best, and at worst? You almost get the feeling that he’s eyeing you up under your hero costume. Not that you can blame him. Damn this skin-tight bodysuit—it leaves basically nothing to the imagination.

“Does it hurt a lot?” you ask him. “I don’t think this is too serious, but they’ll look you over for a concussion when I get you to first aid.”

Dabi shrugs and you frown. Is the non-verbal response because of the ripped stitches in his face? Is it too painful to talk? Or could there be brain damage? Or maybe he’s just a man of few words or something…?

“Can you get on with it? Pick up the fucking beam already,” Shigaraki hisses.

Startled, you pull your hand away from the other man’s forehead. That ungrateful little…nope, nope, don’t get annoyed, he’s just in shock. “O-Of course, sorry. Just gotta make sure it’s okay to move.”

Luckily, the beam doesn’t look like it’s supporting anything else that’ll fall if you pick it up. You crouch down next to one end and steady your feet against the cement, lifting up with all your strength while activating the effects of the support items you’re wearing. When you feel the metal on your arm braces grow warm, you remind yourself again to thank the developer of your costume. You may not be a fan of the way-too-tight bodysuit that clings to everything, but the strength-enhancing armor that you wear on your arms and legs more than makes up for it.

A second later, you hold back a grin. It’s moving! You try to ignore the unpleasant screech of metal against stone as the beam slowly lifts into the air. As soon as the men get out from under it, you pant and let it crash back into the ground. “You guys okay?”

“Mm…yes,” Dabi replies, running a hand over the torn piercings in his cheek. “Got any more gas masks for the poison mist?”

“Don’t worry! The Commission is familiar with the villain who created it, and the gas isn’t harmful to anything living. Only buildings. It’s a troublesome quirk, but we’ve got it under control.”

“Then what’s with the helmet?”

He can hear the hesitation in your reply, even distorted and tinny through the metal speakers. “Uh…I, well…”

Now that you’re getting a good look at them, the two scarred faces in front of you seem weirdly intense, considering you’ve just saved them from a collapsed building. The dark-haired man’s eyes are…very, very blue next to the burned-looking skin underneath, and the other man’s greyish-blue hair isn’t quite long enough to obscure a pair of red irises that are scrutinizing your face with obvious hostility.

You give a nervous shake of your head to clear it. “Um, the helmet is…it’s dangerous if I take it off. I should get you guys back to the rescue area, I need to meet up with my hero…” Without thinking, you take a step back and then one more, not knowing exactly why you’re backing away when you’re supposed to be escorting them. “I’ll just lead the way?”

With your third step back, though, you bump into something hard. What was that? Your head jerks around but before you can identify what it is that stopped your retreat, you feel the faint sensation of something tapping lightly on the back of your helmet.

And then…it just…crumbles.

What just happened?

You cough and shake your head, squeezing your eyes shut against the sudden onslaught of dust. A breeze whips through your hair, sending a chill through you in more ways than one. How? No one pulled the helmet off; you would’ve felt it if they had. More dust sticks to your face, and you rub your eyes so you can open them.

Behind you, Shigaraki waits with outstretched fingers an inch away from your neck. If he had to explain the decision to decay your helmet strategically, he could—you’re a hero, a potential threat, and he wants to know what you’re hiding under that outfit just in case you figure out who they are and decide to turn on them.

But really? He didn’t think about it that much. It was an impulse reaction to you walking away from them; a tantrum. Child-like.

Once your stunned face is exposed, Dabi has to wonder what you were even trying to hide. You’re…surprisingly ordinary. Young-looking—a rookie, fresh from hero school graduations a few weeks ago maybe? Large, expressive eyes, lips parted in shock, but nothing particularly interesting. Shigaraki cocks his head to the side to study your face too, and both of them are so focused on your appearance that it takes a moment for them to notice the feeling.

Well, feeling isn’t really the right word, but there isn’t a word for the way your quirk works. Dabi’s eyes widen when it reaches him and behind you, Shigaraki stiffens. You notice.

There’s an involuntary quiver in your voice as you break the silence. “Y-You guys must have strong quirks if you can feel it just from that.”

Dabi sucks in a breath. So this is your quirk? It’s different…he’s never felt anything like it, not that he’s exactly sure what it is. There’s some kind of energy in the air around you that he’s breathing in, a feeling like taking a shot of espresso after days of sleep deprivation.

No, it’s stronger than that. The head rush after doing a line of cocaine would be a better metaphor.

Either way, he’s awake—more awake than he can remember feeling in a long time. Heat rises to the surfaces of his palms unbidden, his quirk appearing without him calling it. “What is this?”

“…It’s called Boost,” you say, licking your lips as a dry wave of heat radiates out from the man in front of you. “I can strengthen other people’s quirks. That’s why it’s dangerous—if the villain finds us—“

“It must have been hard to get through hero school with a quirk like that,” says a raspy voice from behind you.

What—? Your head twists around. When did he—

Shigaraki grips your shoulder with three fingers, holding just tightly enough to keep you from stumbling forward and away from him. His pinky and ring finger hover an inch over your costume, careful not to disintegrate the fabric he’s touching—although with the power sparking through his veins at the moment, it almost feels like three fingers would be enough.

“…Doesn’t really seem like the kind of quirk a hero has.” His voice, soft and pondering (a weird contrast to the harsh architecture of his facial features you’d seen earlier), feels very close to your ear. Something soft tickles your cheek. His hair?

A voice (an instinct?) deep inside of you is telling you to run. You ignore it. This is normal, right? It’s not uncommon for civilians who’ve just suffered a traumatic villain attack to have questions, even if those questions seem irrelevant to the situation at hand. You have to answer, even if your gut is churning. “I’m not really a hero. Not yet. For now, I’m a sidekick to one of the pros—and speaking of which, I really need to find—“

“But how does it work?” Dabi doesn’t notice himself making a conscious decision to step forward, but he does anyway and being closer to you feels right. He can see the trepidation on your face as he gets close enough to reach out and touch you, but you can’t really ask him to stay back, can you? Not when your quirk feels this good?

“I—“ Is it unreasonable that you think you’re being trapped right now? They’re just a couple of civilians, right? The question itself is common enough. People often wonder how you can be a hero. It’s a concern you’ve had to address dozens of times over the years. “Well, I work with rescue operations, especially with other heroes who have healing-type quirks. I can also assist in combat in some situations.”

“In combat? If you’re with a hero and a villain, you’ll enhance both quirks. Seems counterintuitive,” Dabi says, half aware that his voice is getting lower.

“And you clearly don’t have physical abilities. Otherwise, you wouldn’t have…these.” Shigaraki taps three fingers on the metal brace on your right arm.

“The effects can be unpredictable. And I can increase the degree of the enhancement with physical contact.”

“Contact?”

“Yeah. The gloves of my costume come off. My quirk is way stronger when it’s skin-to-skin.” The words tumble out of your mouth before you can stop them.

You shouldn’t have said that.

Shigaraki’s ring finger and pinky, which were hovering over the arm brace, come down to rest on the cold metal. The effect is instant: no crumbling, no slow decay—it’s there, and then it’s dust. His quirk in action, boosted by yours.

“What—What are you doing? What did you just do?” You try to pull away from him, but he holds you tight by your collar. His other hand comes up to grip your chin, and in one long sloppy stroke, he licks you from your neck up to your jawline.

You shudder. So does Shigaraki.

“It’s my quirk,” he tells you slowly. His breath is steamy warm on the cold, wet trail of saliva painting your throat. “Decay. Have you heard of it?”

You flinch away from his hand and your back falls against his chest. Of course you’ve heard of the Decay quirk. You might be a rookie, but even civilians know about the young, impetuous head of the League of Villains. Jesus, how had you not recognized him earlier? White hair, red eyes…you should have known. You should have left him under that beam. “Shigaraki…Tomura.”

“So you’re not completely clueless. Do you know me, then?” Dabi asks. He would think he’s the more noticeable of the two (the burn scars usually identify him), but you just stare up at him with the same deer-in-the-headlights look as before. Smirking, he lights a blue fire in his palm and it jumps up toward your face—not just the small spark he intended, but a bright, high flame. “Maybe this will help you remember.”

“The Forest of Beasts incident. You’re the one who started that fire,” you whisper. You’ve seen the TV coverage of the attack on UA’s training camp, the abduction of that teenage student, the forest lit up blue from wildfire. No wonder his skin looks burned.

“Dabi,” he corrects you.

Breath is coming out of your mouth in shallow puffs. Are you hyperventilating? Is this what hyperventilating feels like? You’re definitely panicking. They’re so close to you, caging you in between them. The smoke from the blue fire is uncomfortably hot over the exposed skin of your face, and Shigaraki’s lethal hands are still touching you. If they want to kill you—and why wouldn’t they?—you’re fucked.

The flame goes out and Dabi’s hands come down to squeeze your wrists. His palms are hot like he was holding them in front of a lit stove. It’s not painful, but it’s a threat.

“I’ll fight,” you say.

Your voice is trembling, and Shigaraki likes it. The effects of your quirk, the way he felt when he licked your face… And you’re afraid. He can see it in your shoulders, the quivering of your torso pressed into him. It’s nice. He wants to feel it more.

You’re struggling against their hold, and Dabi feels the urge to laugh. “You’ll fight…the two of us.”

“If you try to kill me, I’ll—“

Before you can finish your sentence, Shigaraki’s hands flit down to your metal support gear and disintegrate it. Shit. He’s fast, and you’re helpless.

Dabi releases your wrists and cups your face in a mockery of intimacy. His eyelids flutter closed as his skin meets yours… Fuck, he could get used to this. You smell so good, sweet and soft and clean, like fruity shampoo. What is that, watermelon?

Life must be difficult for you, hm… Everyone around you must want to touch you constantly. It seems like Shigaraki enjoyed licking you—maybe bodily fluids are an even stronger conductor of your quirk? Pushing easily past your resistance, Dabi forces your jaw upward and kisses you.

Oh…yesyesyes, just like that. Perfect. Dabi has to bite down a groan as his tongue enters your mouth. It’s ridiculous for someone else’s spit to taste this good, but he’s right—your quirk is amplified by the contact from the kiss.

After a moment he has to break it to regain focus and make sure he’s not burning you. You cringe away from him, your cheek brushing against Shigaraki’s neck, but Dabi tangles his hand in your hair to pull you back. He runs a finger against your closed lips, letting the pad of his fingertip heat up until your mouth drops open in response to the threat.

“What the hell are you doing?” Shigaraki asks, voice laced with revulsion. Privately, you agree. What’s going on? You were sure you were about to be either burned to a crisp or decayed into the equivalent.

Dabi laughs under his breath. “Try it. It feels crazy good.”

Curious now, Shigaraki wrenches your head around and tilts your jaw up to repeat Dabi’s action. When you refuse to open your mouth, he taps your jaw warningly and a hiss of fear escapes you. Would he really kill you? He decayed your support gear so quickly—would it be the same for your body?

Well, what’s going to stop them?

You open your mouth.

Shigaraki’s lips are harsh and unsentimental against yours. His tongue sweeps over the inside of your mouth, invasive and brutal. He grips you forcefully, his face pushing you deeper into the strained hold with your head twisted toward his. You’ve never been kissed like this before. His spit—it’s in your mouth.

And Dabi’s hands are on your waist. “How do you get this thing off?” he murmurs, pinching the fabric of your bodysuit.

A surge of panicked adrenaline gives you the strength to pull back away from Shigaraki. “What? No, you can’t!”

“Are you going to stop us, little sidekick?” Dabi mocks. “I think I can burn it off without too much damage.”

“Let me.” Shigaraki takes hold of the cloth, careful so when it dissolves into dust his hand isn’t touching you, and within a second—a second—you’re left shivering in just your underwear and boots.

“Help!” The plea squeaks out and you hope blindly that there’s a hero close enough to hear you. But is there even anyone who can fight them? You certainly can’t. “Help me! Somebody!”

“Shut up.” Dabi sends up a tongue of flame from a fingertip and you shriek as the heat sears against you. “Oh, come on. You should feel lucky. Bad guys like us usually don’t hesitate to take heroes out.”

“I don’t— Please, I’m just a sidekick, I’m a rookie— What do you even want from me? Just let me go, I won’t tell anyone! Please let me go.”

“Well, I think I know what I want.” Dabi traces circles over the tender skin of your hips, playing with the elastic of your underwear. He meets Shigaraki’s eye over your shoulder. “I think he wants that too. Right?”

“Yeah, I want…I want to fuck her,” Shigaraki hums. This isn’t like him, but he can’t help himself. You’re different. Leaving you here and never feeling this stimulant again isn’t an option. He buries his face in the juncture of your neck and shoulder, bites down on the soft skin there, and sucks.

You whimper, half from his answer and half from the sensation of his chapped lips on your neck. “Why are you doing this?”

“Don’t take this the wrong way, but…you smell like something I want to eat. Especially this.” Dabi kneels down in front of you and hitches one of your legs up over his shoulder so you feel his hot breath washing over your clothed pussy.

You whine and attempt to wriggle back away from him, but Dabi’s grip on your thigh holds firm. His other hand brushes against the fabric of your panties to rub up against your slit and another surge of panic jumps up your throat. You can’t let him do this.

You kick your foot against his back, desperately attempting to make contact using the heel of the high boot that’s the only piece of outerwear still left on your body. It hits him awkwardly and he growls. “Damn it. Can’t you keep her busy?”

“Ahh…” Shigaraki ceases his oral assault on your neck and scratches a fingernail against one of the bright red marks marring your skin. He feels almost dizzy from the way your quirk is affecting him. Behind him, the broken expanse of wall digging into his back is the only thing keeping his focus. “Behave, sidekick.”

Before you can respond to the mocking title, Shigaraki’s face is against yours and his tongue is in your mouth again. Rough fingertips work up under the band of your sports bra and pushes it up over your tits. You screw your eyes shut at the sudden feeling of cold air on your nipples, and you know without looking that they’re standing up. Shigaraki gropes you thoughtlessly, keeping one finger lifted off of your skin, and you gasp on his tongue.

“That’s better.” Dabi’s mouth returns to brush against your panties. To be honest, eating you out isn’t the first thing on his mind. What he wants—what he really wants—is to shove you up against the wall and fuck into you and find out what your quirk feels like when you’re wrapped around his cock. But you’re probably not wet enough for that, and it’s not like Shigaraki is going to do anything to take care of you. Dabi would be surprised if the other man’s ever eaten pussy before in his life.

Besides…you smell good. It’s not even just the feeling of your quirk exciting him. The rich, feminine scent of your pussy is inches away from him, and Dabi is dying to make you cum in his mouth.

A moan curls up from deep in your throat as Dabi caresses the lips of your pussy through your underwear. You don’t bother protesting—at this point, it’s unlikely that any plea you could muster would stop them. Your earlier begging didn’t do much besides spur them on, but you still cry out as softly as you can when an unnaturally warm fingertip slips under the cloth of your panties to dip into your slit.

“Oh? You’re wetter than I expected. Are you enjoying this?”

Your frantic denial falls on deaf ears. Shigaraki rasps out a laugh and bites down on your neck again. He’s supposed to be keeping you still, but he can’t help enjoying the way your almost-naked body feels as you press yourself back into his chest, trying to force some space between yourself and Dabi.

Your squirming is no problem for Dabi, though—you’re so soft and vulnerable and the velvety skin of your inner thigh looks so delicious… He nuzzles against the area of bare skin and latches on to it, sucking until he’s sure you’re going to have a mark in a few minutes. The thought of leaving hickeys on you like a teenager is sickeningly nostalgic. You’re probably going to try to forget this when they’re done, aren’t you? But you won’t be able to, not when you’re covered in love bites and bruises. You’re going to be marked up for weeks.

Fuck, he’s hard.

Too impatient to bother taking off your panties, Dabi just pushes them aside to gain access to your damp cunt. His fingers feel hot—too hot, almost unbearably hot; you feel like you could melt into a puddle and your pussy is certainly slick enough as he pets your clit and slides one finger in, then two… You whimper and shake your head, silently denying what’s happening to you. The intrusion is uncomfortable, but Dabi’s fingers quickly find that rough patch inside of you that makes you want to beg like an animal. You hate it, but it feels good.

“She’s so tight,” Dabi says with something like awe in his voice. You can hear Shigaraki panting behind your back.

“Get on with it,” Shigaraki says.

“Don’t tell me what to do.”

For a second you just feel Dabi’s humid breath against your dripping cunt before he closes the space between the two of you and his tongue slides onto you, laving over your cunt to come to a rest on your clit. A sound you’ve never heard yourself make before forces its way out of your mouth as Dabi eats you out in earnest, rubbing his tongue against your clit in a stuttering rhythm that gives you no time to catch your breath.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Your head rolls back onto Shigaraki’s shoulder. You feel like crying for a million reasons at once. Maybe you’re already crying—the sounds you’re making are almost like sobs. You want him to stop. You never want him to stop. Your hands twitch as you fight the impulse to fist them in the villain’s hair and pin him down between your thighs.

“Fuck, oh fuck, no stop please stop, ah…!” The stream of gibberish coming out of your mouth crescendoes into a real sob as you feel your climax coming. No—you can’t—you can’t cum here, in this broken-down bar, on the tongue of a villain, but it doesn’t matter that you can’t, because you’re going to cum anyway.

“Please don’t, please let me go—“ You writhe uncontrollably as the desire to cum sweeps over you, but Dabi just curls one arm around your thigh and pulls his face away so he can push his fingers back in, angling his palm to grind roughly over your clit. The harsh, rough texture after the warm wet softness of his tongue is enough to push you over the edge and you cry out your orgasm, your pussy clenching onto Dabi’s fingers as he works them in and out of you.

Unable to support yourself, you crumple like paper, and only the two villains you’re sandwiched between keep you upright.

“Fucking finally,” Shigaraki growls, and he pushes you down so your knees scrape painfully into the rubble. Your earlier resistance was cute, but so is your dazed compliance as he pulls your hips up to meet his.

“You’re going first?” Dabi asks incredulously. After he did all that work getting you off? No way.

“You can use her mouth,” Shigaraki tells him. His cock is straining against his pants and he groans as he releases it and rubs it over your panties. He could decay them, but…they’re cute. Pale pink, peach-pink, except for the wet spot over your cunt. Precum is already dribbling out of his cock as he pulls your panties to the side and lines it up with your pussy. Jesus-fucking-christ, you’re wet, sopping and slimy. Doesn’t that mean you’re begging to get filled up? Shigaraki hears himself sigh as he slides the head of his cock up and down your slit so it’ll be wet enough to go in.

You’re still out of it, dizzy from your orgasm and the tension of the situation, but you snap back to your senses with the feeling of something hard pushed up to your entrance. “Wait!” you yelp for what feels like the hundredth time. The gravel scattered over the wreckage where you’ve been forced onto your hands and knees digs painfully into your flesh as you pull away from Shigaraki, but he holds fast to your hips with pinkies raised.

“Uh-uh,” Dabi admonishes with a grin, as if he’s reprimanding a dog for not coming when called. He settles himself in front of your front and kneels again. Your hair is mussed but still silky soft and he takes a moment to enjoy the way the strands slip over his skin before he tangles his fingers close to your scalp and yanks your head in his direction, forcing your cheek to chafe against the crotch of his pants. It’s not difficult to tell what the the thick bulge is through the fabric, and you try to flinch away only to be caught again and immobilized.

“You’re going to take care of us,” Dabi tells you. “Like I took care of you. Okay?”

No, it’s not okay, it’s absolutely not okay, and you would say so if you didn’t see Dabi’s expression darken at your obvious denial and feel a wave of acrid heat coming from his hand in your hair. The smell is worse than the feeling, honestly—you’ve had enough run-ins with hair curlers and flat irons to recognize the smell of hair when it’s three seconds away from burning. “Okay! Okay,” you answer, panicked, voice muffled by the fabric of Dabi’s pants.

“Good girl,” he purrs, and the heat fades.

“I’m not waiting any longer,” Shigaraki says from behind you.

“Then don’t.”

You whine, too scared to try to get away again or even plead with them to let you go, but it doesn’t matter. Shigaraki’s cock presses into your pussy, and there’s nothing you can do to stop him as he slides into you, inch by inch, torturously slow. Is there anything to bite down on? You need to do something, anything to distract from the pain of Shigaraki’s cock stretching you out. He’s big, impossibly big.

Eyes squeezed shut, you bite your lip until you can taste copper and scrabble around blindly until your hand finds loose fabric to grip. It’s something of Dabi’s, probably the coat he’s wearing if you remember correctly, but your brain isn’t exactly working right at the moment—

“You were right…shit, she’s…she’s so fucking tight.” Shigaraki’s voice is low and labored with the effort of not thrusting into you all at once. “Feels like…she’s trying to push me out…”

Fuck it, he thinks. Would it really be so bad if he did push all the way into you in one stroke? It’s better to just get it over with, isn’t it? Yeah…you’d probably prefer him to do it quickly. And besides, he can’t wait another second to feel you all the way up to the base of his cock.

Your strangled whimper is drowned out by his satisfied groan as he shoves the rest of the way into you in a single sudden thrust. The pain knocks the breath out of you in a gasp, and your eyes fly open as you clutch Dabi’s coat like a lifeline.

“It hurts—!”

“Yeah…yeah, I bet it does,” Shigaraki pants, holding your hips steady as he thrusts in and out of you. The bored nonchalance of earlier is gone, replaced by a feral intensity as his cock carves its way through your pussy. If you didn’t know better, you’d think there’s something affectionate in his voice.

For Shigaraki’s part, he can hardly think of anything aside from the soft, hot, wet cunt wrapped over his dick. It’s taking every vestige of concentration he has left to make sure he’s holding a single finger on each hand away from your skin. It’s pure bliss. Your body was made to be fucked like this. He wants to live inside your pussy, he wants to do this every day, every minute. Fucking you raw is the best he’s felt in months…years. And it doesn’t hurt that your quirk is still working on him, still sending pleasurable shocks of energy that make him feel simultaneously like he could keep you pinned down for hours and like he could cum any second.

“Oh, she’s crying,” Dabi says, tilting your chin up so he can look into your eyes. You flinch and try to jerk your head away, but his hand is still holding you by your hair and he’s so much stronger than you are. They both are, even without using their quirks. “Look at me.”

You comply, more by reflex than any real desire to obey. It’s pretty striking to Dabi how cute you look as Shigaraki pounds into you so fast and deep you can hardly catch your breath. Your eyes are glittering with unshed tears, your tits bounce with every thrust, and you’re still holding onto Dabi’s coat like your life depends on it. It’s almost like you’re pulling him closer. Adorable.

“She can…take it,” Shigaraki responds breathily between thrusts. “Such a good whore, taking my big cock in her tight little pussy…”

The backhanded compliment jars you and you feel hot tears spill over your cheeks. “I’m—not—a—whore,” you manage to say, each word punctuated with Shigaraki’s skin slapping against yours.

“Really?” Shigaraki’s pace slows and he leans closer to you so he can reach an arm around and swirl two fingers against your clit. You mewl like a kitten at the unexpected stimulation and he laughs rudely. “Feels so good…can’t believe the heroes don’t want to fuck you like this all the time…”

You shake your head desperately and bury your face in Dabi’s chest, barely noticing him stroking your hair and then reaching down to unzip his pants.

“No, no, I bet that’s what you do as a sidekick, right?” Shigaraki’s thrusts are back to frenzied jerks, and he rubs over your clit just as roughly. “Spread your legs for your hero…you’d make a great personal cocksleeve. Or maybe they rotate you around so every pro hero gets a turn…?”

“No, I don’t! No! Ah— ahnnn…” The denials pierce the air uselessly as the villain’s cock fills you up again and again. You’re not a whore, you’re not…even if it’s getting harder and harder to ignore the growing pressure of Shigaraki teasing your clit in time with his cock rubbing against your sweet spot. It still hurts—he’s so big, bigger than anyone you’ve ever had sex with before, but there’s no way you’re going to admit to yourself that it’s starting to feel good.

“…Is my cock better than All Might’s?” Shigaraki’s words are cut off by his own grunt of pleasure as your cunt twitches around him.

“Shut the fuck up,” Dabi cuts in. “I’m sick of hearing a guy’s voice moaning. I’m going to get soft.”

Past the point of comprehending the situation, you look up at him gratefully, only to reel back in shock as Dabi frees his own cock from his pants and it brushes against your cheek. Trying to pull away from him is more instinct than rational thought, but he holds you just as easily as before and forces two fingers into your mouth. You tense, ready to bite down, (and hopefully take a few knuckles off) but he sees it coming and suddenly your mouth is horribly burning hot.

“You’re going to suck my cock now,” says Dabi conversationally, extinguishing the flame almost as soon as he started it. It’s not so bad—probably more like a coffee burn than anything else—but you’re coughing and spitting anyway. “Say yes.”

“…Yes,” you whisper, voice barely intelligible.

“Good little sidekick. And you’re going to be very careful. You’re not going to use teeth.”

You nod, unable to mount a defense with Shigaraki mercilessly fucking you from behind.

“I want to hear you say it.”

“Y-Yes!” you squeal as Shigaraki finds a particularly sensitive spot inside you.

“Good.” Dabi drags your head down to hover over his cock and massages your jaw until it falls open. “Suck.”

One of his hands falls to your shoulder to try to stabilize you, but you can’t help feeling the threat in the motion. You quickly duck down and attempt to ignore the heady smell of sweat and precum as you trace your tongue up the underside of his dick. He’s big too, maybe thicker than Shigaraki, and you hate yourself for feeling lucky that it’s not this cock inside your pussy right now.

The stunt Dabi pulled burning your mouth made you salivate, and you let drool coat your tongue as you lick around the head. But it’s not working—you rock forward every time Shigaraki stuffs his dick back in your aching pussy, and Dabi’s cock smears over your mouth haphazardly.

“I said suck. Not lick.” Suddenly (although you don’t know why you keep expecting some kind of warning before these villains find a new way to violate you), Dabi grabs the back of your head and shoves his cock into your mouth. Your throat constricts involuntarily as the thick head triggers your gag reflex, and all three of you shiver in unison.

“Do…do that again,” Shigaraki says, voice strained. “She tightens up…when you do that.”

Dabi smirks and thrusts into you again, relishing the warm, humid cavern of your throat around his cock along with the pure swell of energy from your quirk enhancing his. His rhythm matches Shigaraki’s and his cock hits the back of your throat with every rapid pump, making you gag and clench like you’re trying to milk the cum out of him. What a perfect little slut… He can see from Shigaraki’s sloppy movements that you’re squeezing around his cock every time too.

The feeling of having one villain cock buried in your pussy while another ravages your throat is unthinkable, even more so with Shigaraki’s fingers on your clit coaxing out an earth-shaking orgasm. But you’d almost be able to forget what’s happening—god knows you’re delirious with sensation, barely able to keep track of who’s doing what to you—if not for the sound. The wet slap of Shigaraki’s hips against your ass, the horrible squelching from your (dripping wet, even if you don’t want to admit it) pussy as his cock pistons in and out of you, your choked moans and gagging noises, and above it all, the unrestrained voices of the villains fucking into you.

You feel like a fuck toy, a sex doll, used without mercy by the two most evil people you can think of…and you’re about to cum.

Your voice is getting louder by the second, and the pulsing of your cunt around Shigaraki’s cock is telling him exactly how close you are. He curls his body over yours to get a better angle to rub your clit, enjoying your high-pitched whine in response. “Yeah…that’s right…good girl. Cum on my cock…like a good little sidekick.”

You keen and goosebumps rise on your skin as Shigaraki licks at the sheen of sweat on your back. He feels your climax almost as soon as you do… If your scream wasn’t stifled by Dabi’s dick in your mouth, everyone within a one-mile radius would know you were getting fucked silly, yeah? The walls of your pussy clamp down on Shigaraki’s cock, your body begging for his cum, and he grips your ass to make sure you can’t get away as he comes to his own orgasm inside of you.

Fuck… Shigaraki could die right now and be happy. He keeps stroking your clit, knowing it’s cruel, knowing you’ll be overstimulated and sensitive and that it’ll hurt to keep touching you like this after you already came, and not caring because every time the tips of his fingers push that little magic button, you shiver and squeeze him like you’re trying to milk him dry.

Shigaraki gives a few last thrusts, pushing his cum deeper into your body, fucking it into you so you’ll be dripping white for hours, and then finally pulls out. The slurping sound your cunt makes as his cock leaves your pussy is obscene. So is the cloudy trail of mixed white and clear fluid that connects your pussy and the head of his cock until he pulls it away. He loves it.

Knowing that Shigaraki came—inside you, no less, the inconsiderate bastard—Dabi grips the back of your head and tugs you down to deepthroat him. Your walls twitch involuntarily and Dabi groans, letting himself shoot his load down your throat. “Yes…yeah…yeah…just like that. Swallow.”

You don’t swallow. You don’t do anything but gag on his cum and gasp as he thrusts into you. Dabi pulls you off of him, annoyed and ready to threaten you into submission again…until your head lolls to the side and he can see that your eyes are closed.

“Shit, she passed out.”

“…What? Are you kidding?”

Dabi slaps your face lightly. You wince in your sleep but don’t wake up. “Nope. Must’ve been when she came the second time.”

“Is she…” Shigaraki trails off, not sure how to end the question. ‘Okay’ isn’t exactly right.

“She’s breathing, if that’s what you’re asking.”

The two of them wait for a moment, but you don’t move. When he catches his breath, Shigaraki wipes off his dick and pulls up his pants. Dabi does the same. Without them holding you, you flop down into the fetal position on the broken concrete. “What now?” Shigaraki asks.

Dabi wipes the sweat from his forehead. “You tell me, leader. I’m surprised Kurogiri hasn’t opened another warp gate to get you back. Guessing you don’t have your phone either?”

“…We can go to Giran’s place to meet up. They’re probably waiting for us there,” Shigaraki says, scratching at his neck.

“Do you have cab fare?”

“I don’t have my wallet on me. You?”

“Not enough for a cab. We’ll have to take the train. You can owe me.”

Shigaraki looks down at you. You make a pitiful scene, naked except for your boots, sports bra, and cum-soaked panties. Your neck is bruised red and purple, and you’re shaking, shivering in the cool air now that the sun has sunk further toward the horizon and you’re not being touched. “Are we going to leave her here?”

“What, you want to bring her on the train with us? You don’t think that’s gonna look suspicious?”

“Well…” Their eyes meet and Shigaraki knows Dabi’s thinking the same thing he is. You have a lot of potential as an asset. They haven’t even had the chance to see how your quirk boosting works in combat, but Shigaraki almost wants to pick a fight just to give it a try.

And fighting power aside, Shigaraki isn’t a fan of the possibility that he’ll never get to fuck you again.

“Yeah, I know. But she’s a pro hero’s sidekick. She can’t be too hard to find.” Dabi shrugs off his coat and crouches next to you. You’re limp enough that he has no trouble lifting you into his lap and guiding your arms through the sleeves of his coat. Once you’re wrapped in the black fabric, he does up the buttons, combs through your hair with his fingers, wipes the mixed cum and spittle off your chin, and admires his handiwork. Sure, anyone looking closely at you will know at least a little about what happened—you’re still sweating in the cold, you have that undeniable ‘just got fucked’ look all over you, and the smell of sex is overpowering. But at least you won’t have to walk back to the rescue tent in your filthy underwear.

In your sleep, you nuzzle into Dabi’s chest, reaching blindly toward the source of warmth. He grins and strokes the back of your neck, soothing warm fingers over the bruised skin there and enjoying his last opportunity to touch you and feel your quirk working…for now, at least. “You know, I wonder why villains don’t get sidekicks. Seems a little unfair, right?”

Shigaraki’s sneer matches Dabi’s as he bends down to run his fingernails over your cheek, almost hard enough to hurt. “I was just thinking the same thing.”