#private golf

[alwaysbewoke]

[onehundredgar]

I really resonate with mabcifica because if I were a repressed tween in a glasstic life forced to go through the motions like a CGI person and one day the grimy neon coloured girl who absolutely cheated against me in a fucking mini golf competition saves my life from little freak creatures and drives me home and offers me a fuckass taco and a sticker with a horrible pun on it and it’s raining outside and I’m still feeling the thrum of the adrenaline rush from almost being killed and now we had shared an experience no one else could comprehend and then I was left standing between the threshold of this memory and my usual life as her car drove away I would eat myself

[sarnai4]

Our Dear, Mr. Tux

There are many reasons why I prefer the canon of the show to the movies. For one, I love that it allows Mr. Tux to just be this persona that Private had in his even younger days that none of the others knew about. This is so funny to me. He wasn't even evil, but he's convinced that he was this bad boy for the longest time until he turned his life around. I mean, just look at that face. He's living his best life as some putter playboy in a bowtie. What if that's actually why he joined the team? He couldn't handle being so "snippy" anymore and needed some positive role models in his life. (Here enters the Lunacorns)

[thatgingerloser]

what a joke.

[sincerely-isyss]

[duchessofostergotlands]

Tennis is truly the best sport for me because everyone has to be quiet and they get told off if they breathe too loud. It's the library of sports.

[theirloveisgross]

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[werentmarbella]

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[artemispt]

what is the significance of carlos’ augusta belt? :0

It’s the belt Carlos bought when he went to Augusta National Golf Club with Lando and Zak Brown (after the Miami gp 2023, if I remember correctly) and now he wears it almost every day 😂 I mean, I think he bought almost all the merch, not only the belt 😂 Lando also bought a lot of things.

Oh and that club is private. It’s only accessible to club members and their guests (I think Zak is a member (or knows someone that is a member) and invited Lando and Carlos). They can’t take any pic there, so the merch is like a “proof” they went there and a way to show off a little 😂

[pepprs]

my mom isn’t letting my dad go back to his office bc him being out of the house stresses her out and makes her have a flare up and it’s like kind of insane. like i understand why the idea of him doing that would make her panicky and angry as someone who also struggles w separation anxiety and abandonment shit / has physical symptoms from that kind of stress (though not to the same degree ofc) but also he is a grown man. he should be allowed to go to his office and not have to shape his entire life around her needs. and she keeps guilt tripping him out of it and it’s impacting his quality of life a lot and the whole thing is kind of… hm

[myfootyrthroat]

What if I told you that, if you weren't afraid to engage with local government, public golf courses could actually be huge swathes of sustainably managed landscape? You could have gray water reclamation, wildlife habitat, pollinator planning, aquifer recharge...

[hollow-keys]

Things I think we should ban:

Private jets

Cruise ships

Golf

[archeogeist]

Romantic date idea: pour salt all over the golf course

[hollowwhisperings]

I'M NOT ALONE?!?

i have had an intense hatred of golf courses since childhood. all that space. all that land. reserved for the private use of a tiny club of elites who don't even like playing golf except "socially".

(to a lesser degree, i loathe lawns: watered ones that get dutifully mowed every few days, of one specific type of grass that isn't native locally and which get meticulously "weeded" to prevent said lawns being of any functional use to anyone at all)

even to those who want to "protect" golf as scottish heritage... do they really believe that THIS is how their ancestors played golf? over huge swathes of private space, the use limited to the rich elite, over empty swathes of fertile & livable land? ancestral scotts would be furious at the wastefulness and prefer the novelty of minigolf (especially if there's something Roman/English to aim at).

don't even get me started on astroturf.