#private art sessions

[john-patrick-art]

Model: IG @manuelasoriofficial

My IG: @integrityartist

Manuela, a glorious photographic model from Spain, posed for me this week. Check out our Instagram profiles. Please re-blog and share. Thankyou!

Soft pastels on toned A3 paper, prints & original artwork available to purchase via DM.

[zombiedeers]

Happy New Year ! I know Im posting this in 2025 but this is actually my last art piece of 2024 lolol enjoy

Some Private Jam Session as the I Depend On You art

[man-n-cheez3cray0n]

YIPPEE THE SILLIEST OF SILLY LAND :3

[isaacdrawscomics]

Don't mind me, just gonna dump some of my older Muppet art here before the year ends-

[normalmuppetsfan]

sketched the sax man at work because there is no lips without zoot 🎷🎺

[thevoidmeows]

guess who just binged The Muppets Mayhem :]

[rottedbrainz]

Been saving this in my gallery for Spooky Month! Love coming up with costumes for these silly guys!

[soulsoffairlight]

They are sooo sleepy

[jackseverywhere]

Thank you for your incredibly kind words about my fic, and for the reblog! Yes I would be honored if you drew them!! The way you draw PJS and the band is pure serotonin, and I'd be thrilled to see your interpretation of what I wrote 💙💛

Just an Earthbound Misfit by Cingulata

¨That was just how they always were. Just how the band always was, really. But it was in front of a camera this time. And that got everyone's attention.¨

OhohohahahahahaaAAaaaaA!!!! And this is just the beginning!!!

Man, I said I was gonna do this, like, a hundred years ago! and I barely had the courage to start. I really pushed myself into making a fan art worthy of this job and that made me make no progress at all.

But I don’t want to wait any longer! I’m just going to chill and have fun. Of course, I hope you like it, sorry it took so long.

[john-patrick-art]

Texan Tania, poses for me this week. More to come. Prints available on request (DM).

Charcoal & soft pastel on toned A3 paper.

[cingulata]

!!!!!! So @feltycartoons, a wonderful artist and wonderful friend, drew this based on my Zoot/Lips fic of the same name - and this is even more beautiful than what I was picturing inside my head as I wrote it. 🥹🥹 I'm FLOORED by this!!

(Posted with permission!)

[official-banetteeye]

I made some fanart of Zoot, enjoy~

[absolute-immunities]

🥲

[hystixia]

how are you doing today hon?

-Creepo8

UNWELL . . I GOT A HEADACHE BUT JEFF MASON IS AT THE FRONT OF MY MIND ‼️

[inkskinned]

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

[renaissancebadboy]

got the hankering to make some vtm ocs bc they started living in my brain & maybe one day they'll have a chronicle to call home but here is a preview of one

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