#princeswagg

[lifesteal-headcanons]

might get killed for this one but. ashzy and princeswagg.

like hear me out ash has 2 hands and if you really want he can have three and hold reddoons' as well.

sorry im so like hyperfixated on them why are so many ash ships so healthy. i need to spread my ashzy and princeswagg propaganda thank you goodbye

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[casinoquartet]

waves so aggressively. hi i am so hearing you out on ksmp swagzy and that is where i originally actually thought of the idea of swagzy.

-the ashzy and princeswagg anon from the lifesteal headcanons blog

IT IS MY TIME TO SHINE okay i will be sending a lot of clips of this so. be warned

okay listen this plays into my ash/branzy/clown ksmp polycule while they were in the lab (you can find my post talking more in depth about ash/clown here) but. ok listen there are So many moments that imply they have Such a history with each other and i think about. a lot (most clips from the branzy ksmp vod)

okay first off. branzy telling ash he used to let ash steal stuff from the lab (3:47-4:10) AND branzy telling ash's real name 2 him and calling him "best friends" alongside clown (WHICH CONSIDERING CLOWNZY GOT BASICALLY MARRIED BY THE END OF THE STREAM...) (4:50-5:10) . and in general ash spending a lot of the time together (5:14-5:20, 3:08-3:20, and 24:24-24:30 [CONSIDERING CLOWN SAYS HE ACTIVELY LIED TO BRANZY BECAUSE BRANZY WAS QUITE FOND OF ASH ?!?!?] and 22:10-22:30 in ash's and clown's confrontation vod) . and also branzy saying that clown wouldnt have shoved ash through the portal because clown loves ash as much as ash loves branzy (13:49-13:57) . and also branxy literally says he wanted someone from clown's and his home to watch thier """focusing ritual""" and was upset when ash wasn't there . Okay Buddy (24:29-24:43) . fellas is it gay to work on a portal for years with someone, actively let him steal stuff, and say that u loved him and maybe see him on the same level as a marriage partner . Okay .

[lifesteal-headcanons]

hello. it is i. ashzy and princeswagg anon (completely forgot to signoff last time). i am here to spread more rarepair propaganda because i see absolutely not enough.

ashzy/swagzy and princeswagg are extremely cool, however i would also like to propose princeswagzy (ashswagg most definitely would pull the "i have more bitches than you ever will have" card).

however. i would now like to propose the idea of zampierce. they are absolute hell together. you targetted clown in an attack? suddenly, random things keep happening in your life that aren't harmful or fatal, but just incredibly annoying. all of your swords seem to get blunt incredibly quickly and when your pickaxe breaks while you're mining ore, you return with a new one just to find that whatever ore you were mining has suddenly all been taken. zam is behind all of this. zam will mildly inconvenience you for the rest of your life (or until zam gets bored). however, if you target zam? clown won't exactly attack you, but you will constantly be followed around and anything you plan to do directed towards zam that could effect zam negatively suddenly falls apart and no longer can bring any negative effect to zam, and in some cases, benefitting zam and backfiring on you. no one knows who it is behind these things, and honestly you can decide whether or not clown and zam know that the other does these things for them. they'd still absolutely go at each other's throats in public though (in private they're bandaging up each other's wounds and spending quality time together).

if you really want as well, zam and clown can be t4t lesbians. i am not only spreading my rarepair propaganda, but i will be spreading my trans female headcanons propaganda to you all (this has been my evil plan all along, i will subject you to how i spread my trans girlyness onto them all /silly).

(so sorry if this didn't make sense, english is not my first language) -crownwook

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