#princess starter

[forestofstarlight]

The Princess's Secret (Closed rp with @the-blackbird-roleplays)

Viola lets out a sigh as she finishes getting ready for the day, straightening out any wrinkles in her dress. She knew today was going to be another day of performing her royal duties, and that also unfortunately means another day of her father trying to marry her off to another egotistical and snobbish prince or duke.

She lets out another soft breath before she opens the door to her bedroom and steps out into the main hallway, smiling when she sees the head of the royal guard and her main bodyguard Leo waiting for her. A soft, barely visible pink blush on her cheeks as she stood in front of her Faunus bodyguard... and secret love.

"Good morning, Leo. I hope you're ready for whatever the day... or father... has planned for us." She says, hesitating slightly before she mentioned the king.

@the-blackbird-roleplays

[retrogamingblog2]

Artist David Pilatowski just released a set of pins based on his Legend of Zelda X Pokemon Illustrations

[silvers-smuttery]

Open Smut RP: Sharing a Secret Spot (Male or Futa x Female)

Celestia was utterly relieved to be able to spend a few days away from her throne to just relax on the beach. It had been ages since she was at her secret spot just hidden away from the rest of the public. Shadowed under palm trees and nice shallow waters, she was looking forward to spending some time alone.

That is, until she spotted your muse relaxing in that exact same spot. Another person to enjoy the day with? Even better, she thought, grinning. "Oh my, it seems we both share a secret now. You wouldn't mind me joining you, would you?", she asked, gracefully approaching your muse.

[crimeronan]

Camila’s “Oh god I need to get Luz to see a doctor” vs her “Oh god how do I fend off news reporters and the police if someone asks questions about how my not-actually-dead daughter who has been missing for 13 years is alive” Fight

The circumstances for this to happen might be a little bit of a stretch but Do you think there’s a world out there where Hunter gets REALLY accusatory about Camila wanting Luz to see a doctor to the point that Camila would have to say like “Hey, I’m sorry for being pushy. This is a bit of a sore subject for me. My husband passed away from an illness he had been fighting for a while. We didn’t catch it fast enough to get the treatment he needed,” and Hunter immediately panics about “Does Luz have it? Whatever made your husband sick, Does Luz Have It???”

OUGH.

i've always imagined that manny died of cancer, simply because i Think that's the most common type of long-term illness that kills people in their 30s/40s..... camila explaining that no, she doesn't think luz is sick Right Now, but cancer can run in families so it's important to see a doctor regularly....

and if i'm gonna be extremely self-indulgent, i could also see manny having passed from some kind of autoimmune disease, since that's the other big category of Thing That Kills You that frequently targets younger people. and that tends to have an even more immediate and pressing genetic component than cancer. i won't say it's fully AU canon, bc i think if it WAS, then camila would be even more worried about luz's neurological health than she already is, but...... food 4 me.

as for the logistics of camila getting luz to a doctor.... YEAH. i was thinking about how one of the Biggest complications is that camila can't, like, feasibly say this is luz. at least without sparking a million questions. if she had any outside help with getting vee a legal identity then i imagine she'd turn to them for resources.... because good god. The Complication.

[marias-island-of-visitors]

Open Visiting Starter (Female or Futa only)

Peach hummed softly to herself as she clicked her heels along her castle floor. Her massive chest wobbled with each step she took, bouncing freely as her cleavage looked ready to pop. She was hoping for a nice relaxing Sunday, a bath was being prepared for her, and she had just one more meeting set for the day before she could enjoy some of her toys. She stopped in front of the woman she was meeting with, a small smile forming on the ditz head as she gave her a warm cirtsy. Her breast still wobbled all over the place when she did so.

"Welcome miss... I'm sorry if I kept you waiting. What can I do to help?" She asked in her kind, warm voice. Even if her mind was mostly on getting this done so she could rail her pussy with her new max mushroom vibe.

[neverwholelahey]

"I'm a pretty prince."

[goodvibesandmemes]

MOVIE MEMES: “The Princess Bride” (1987) 🏰👸🏽🤺 ↳ Please feel free to tweak them etc.

Themes: swords, fighting, violence, magic, weapons, fantasy, war, medieval-like era, friendship, death, epic battles, blades

“Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.” “I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?” “Let me put it this way, have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons.” “Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!” “There was a mighty duel.” “You’ve been mostly dead all day.” “Hear this now: I will always come for you.” “I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.” “My way's not very sportsman-like.” “I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.” “You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?” “You mock my pain.” “When I was your age, television was called books.” “I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.” “You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.” “Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.” “Anybody want a peanut?” “That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.” “Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.” “You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.” “Inconceivable!” “Get some rest. If you haven’t got your health, then you haven’t got anything.” “This is true love. You think this happens every day?” “[name], tear his arms off.” “I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.” “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” “It's not that bad! Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.” “Why won't my arms move?” “You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.” “I always think that everything could be a trap, which is why I'm still alive.” “Rest well and dream of large women.” “Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.” “I want my father back, you son of a bitch.” “You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.” “Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.” “It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.” “My name is [name]. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” “You can’t hurt me. [name] and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.” “There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours.” “You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.” “Beat it, or I'll call the Brute Squad.” “I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.” “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.” “Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.” “Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.” “As you wish.” “We'll never succeed. We may as well die here.” “I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains.” “I've never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause.” “I think you're bluffing.”

[determinedowl23]

they should be in the same blunt rotation

[ofdarkestdesires]

Open RP Starter: Adrift in Time

Zelda gasped as she dropped through the other end of the portal, the light that had whisked her away dissipating as she dropped into the soft, amber yellow grass. She groaned, pushing herself up off the ground—before the memory of what had just happened flooded back to her, and she quickly leaped to her feet, glancing around worriedly.

Thankfully, the desiccated corpse she and Link had stumbled upon was nowhere to be seen...but, then, neither was the crypt. As she looked around more, she found herself shocked—her surrounding were familiar, yet so different. She was still in Hyrule, but it was much different than the one she remembered.

"What is this...?" she wondered aloud, and cautiously ventured out into this new Hyrule, seeking answers, and unaware of its dangers.

[damnedrainbows]

Charlie's arms are open for hugs and smooches. She wants you to know she loves you!

[forestofstarlight]

Open Starter: Maid for a Day (Male, Female or Futa)

“Do I really have to wear this?” Viola asks, a bright red blush on her cheeks as she steps into her partner’s bedroom in a full maid costume. “I mean… I know I lost our bet, but still…” She adds, her blush increasing as she trails off.

The princess had recently lost a bet with your muse, which had led her to act like their personal maid for a whole day. She was embarrassed by the scenario, though she also couldn’t deny that it was also exciting in a way…

@hellforestrp @a-den-of-demons @thecrazyone1990 @askkagethevizard @erikwolf1998 @marias-island-of-visitors

[retrogamingblog2]

Artist David Pilatowski just released a set of Pins based on his Legend of Zelda X Pokemon Illustrations

[normaltothemax]

@therebetterbepie & @sperboytm

It was probably a stupid thing to think about, given his current situation, but he couldn’t help but wonder absently: why were they called Fun Houses? No one ever actually had fun in a Fun House. Take Jason, for example. He was having a frankly terrible time, though that might have more to do with the clown and the restraints and the crowbar than the actual location.

He wasn’t sure where everything had gone so wrong. All he knew was that he’d been following a lead one minute, and now he was here—tied up on the ground, Joker beating the shit out of him with a crowbar, again. All he knew now was pain. It didn’t matter that he was older and bigger and stronger than he’d been as Robin. The Joker was laughing, laughing, laughing, and Jason was afraid, afraid, afraid.

Again and again, the crowbar came down. Crack! He was 21 and in a Gotham Fun House. Crack! He was 15 and in a warehouse in Ethiopia. Crack! Back and forth it went, over and over, Jason struggling to remain in the present, so completely consumed by his own terror that he was unable to even attempt to think of a plan to get away. Something he really needed to do, and soon.

Because his dad wasn’t coming.

He knew that with utmost certainty, this time. There was no hope to hold onto, because he knew better, now. Batman wasn’t god. Batman was fallible. Batman, Bruce, didn’t care about him as much as he’d thought as a kid, because if he had, this wouldn’t be happening again. The Joker would be decomposing in the ground, not gloating and sing-songing and cackling. No, Bruce wasn’t coming for him.

Jason was on his own, and he was going to die again, broken, terrified, and alone.

[silvers-smuttery]

Open RP Starter: No Nut Yoga (Male/Futa x Female; Canon Muses preferred)

(artist: chigusa; Princess or Principal, up to you)

"Oh? Apologies, I thought I was going to be the only one here", Celestia asked as she saw your muse step into the yoga room. Not even the instructor had time that day, so she hadn't expected anyone else to show up. She quickly tried to fix her yoga pants as quickly and as best as she could with all that cake stretching the fabric to its limits. "Let me guess, trying to get your mind off that absurd November challenge?"

[nintendo-horniness-princess]

Harvest Season (Open Starter)

"Hgnnn!"

A heavy grunt escaped the lips of the Mushroom Kingdom princess as she huffed and puffed, her fingers gripping the turnip as she yanked it out. She didn't remember this being so hard back in the day. Maybe she needed to lay off some of the cakes. She wiped some sweat off of her brow as she tossed the turnip into the basket, smiling as she saw the crops harvested already starting to pile up. She pulled at her overalls a few times, her tits threatening to pop out before her attention was turned to her partner.

"Thanks again for helping me out today dearie. I know this isn't the kind of thing you imagined when I asked if you wanted to get hot and sweaty with me~"

[marias-island-of-visitors]

Open Starter (Female or Futa only)

Deep in the heart of the island lay the true natives that lived there. Very few ventured that deep due to rumors and fears of being taken away to their home and never returning. [Your muse] wanted to prove it all wrong, to show that whoever was there was just a myth and no one lived that deep into the core of the island. They traveled deep into the jungle of the island, making their way through vines and brushes. And just when they figured they had seen enough to prove their point, something stuck them into the back of their neck. The whole world went dark after that, as [your muse] only saw the figure of several dark and tall women, with one short one leading them all.

When they would finally wake up they would find themselves tied up and on the ground, facing the small woman as she squatted in front of them. Her pussy was completely exposed, her body covered in scars and body paint. She looked down at the stranger as she began to speak, "Who are you..."