Kabru was literally Born to be a prince. He looks like one. When he smiles he gets threesomes and rent-free apartments. He looks good in armour. He fought a dragon (and lost but he looked very pretty). He can fight with a sword and remember names and details of people hes met once years ago but he's incapable of cooking an egg. Laios you need to correct the mistake of him not being a prince by making him prince consort as soon as it's convenient
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Chaol: This is my wife Yrene, she’s a healer.
Dorian: This is my wife Manon Blackbeak-
Chaol: The White Demon?
Dorian: Actually, she’s Queen of the Witches now.
Manon: I’m a reverse healer.
Chaol:
Yrene:
Manon: You know, because I kill people.
Chaol: I-
Yrene: I like her.
Dorian: I know right?
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Thinking about a story where a prince is betrothed to a werewolf queen as part of a peace treaty. The prince is taken away to live in the werewolf queen's forest, where dangerous creatures lurk in every corner. Basically the prince is kind of a brat who refuses to adjust to the brutal lifestyle the queen lives while the queen stubbornly keeps him by her side because he's just sooo cute. Just... big scary woman covered in scars baring her fangs at a cute stubborn prince who goes "hmph! >:(" but secretly loves her attention.
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Hiii pls write some dorian fluff!! I swear there's like 5 dorian fics on this app 😭😭
Dramatic
Dorian Havilliard x Reader
a/n: requests are open!!
warnings: some suggestiveness at the end w Dorian’s invisible hands 😉, but that’s it
“That was the most ridiculous ending ever written,” Dorian muttered from behind you. His arms were wrapped around your waist, a book in his hand.
You laughed and tipped your head back, meeting his icy-blue eyes. “It wasn’t that bad.”
“I can’t believe I wasted two days of my life reading this book,” Dorian said, tossing it onto the end of the bed.
Another airy laugh escaped you as you turned to straddle him, and brushed your lips against his. “At least you spent the two days with me.”
“You’re the only thing that made them bearable.”
“So dramatic.”
“What was more dramatic was killing the main character at the end of the book.”
“I think it was poetic,” you murmured, twirling a finger through his dark locks of hair.
Dorian deadpanned. “It was poorly written.”
You rolled your eyes playfully. “Alright. Agree to disagree.”
Dorian gasped in mock-surprise, before grinning. “You’re not trying to be right for once?” He pressed a hand against your forehead, checking your temperature. “Are you unwell? Something must be off.”
You swatted his hand away, giggling. “Don’t be an ass.”
A light chuckle fell from his lips. “What? I’m nothing but nice to you.” He kissed you again, eyes darkening as he pulled away. “Except in certain…circumstances.”
Your heart fluttered, heat pooling in your core. “Oh? And what circumstances are those?”
“Circumstances you rather enjoy, if I’m remembering correctly,” Dorian mused, trailing his lips along your jaw.
Your breath hitched as his invisible hands crept up your spine, one of them possessively wrapping around your neck. You tilted your head back, giving him more access to your exposed skin. “Perhaps I need a reminder.”
You could feel Dorian’s smirk against your skin as those invisible hands tightened their hold.
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