#prince nezha x reader

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Could you do an easily flustered Nezha x Flirtatious/Suggestive reader? Reader can be Gender Neutral or male, your choice.

Flustered!Nezha x Flirty!GN!Reader Romantic Headcanons!

ah yes. stoic, organized, uptight Prince Nezha........who has the BIGGEST weak spot for you.

he's very patient when it comes to your antics!! he doesn't mind if you follow him around while he's working or anything, or if you'd like to stay and chat with him in his gardens during his rare bits of free time.

the problem arises when you decide to flirt with him.

at first, you're very cautious about it--because really, how much are you able to get away with?

your kisses linger a little more, you're the one to link elbows with him first when the two of you are walking, and oh boy you give him a lot of compliments!!

(compliments and praise are the way to his heart tbh)

"your hair is soft today", "oh, your form was spot on when you were training earlier!", "that was a good idea, good job!"

he's already overheating.

poor boy never knows what to say to those comments!! just kinda blushes a bit more and refuses to make eye contact

then, when you've gotten more comfortable with him, you begin to be more bold.

"your hands are so cold. let me warm them up", "can I have another kiss?", "my handsome prince"

Nezha.exe has stopped working

a few too many comments and he'll start kissing you to shut you up otherwise he's gonna set himself on fire by accident

we love him :))

SIDE NOTE: if anyone comments or dms me about this possibly being out of line because it's Nezha, PLEASE KNOW my intention was not to offend anyone and I am writing about the LMK version of him--who is much more adult! I AM NOT writing him as a child(AND NEVER WILL)!! thank you :)

[lotusarchon]

you should know better than to ask a lady her age (nezha x reader)

content warnings: female reader, second pov (you/your), reader is a goddess and has tamayo vibes, nezha is nezha just more feral, mild age gap (both are adults on their first meeting + reader appears in her late twenties and nezha between 24-25 > author has no idea what counts as early/late twenties), all fluff and wholesome stuff, swooning nezha, nezha bullies mk once and wukong multiple times (biggest nezha opp), li jing is his own warning tbh

author's notes: demon slayer x lmk crossover when?

Meeting you was a dream Nezha could never want to forget. It was one of his life's greatest mistakes, and yet for once in his life, it was one he held no regrets for. Not one bit, when the feelings he held for you were so pure and filled with nothing but the utmost passion. To him, you meant the world, and perhaps more.

“Nezha, is it?” Soft hands run through his hair, undoing the messy braids he'd struggled to tie just this morning. “An interesting name for a god like him.”

“Does it matter?” Above him, his father crosses his arm. “Can you heal him, or not?”

The soft voice sighs melancholy. It reminds him of a lullaby, sung to him by a distant voice during a thunderstorm. The hands that thread through his hair still, and the warmth spreads through his body. Gentle fingers press into his scalp, massaging the tender skin.

Then, there is silence.

“That's it?” Li Jing's bitter voice breaks the silence. “That's all?”

“I must remind you, my lord, that this humble servant is not as powerful as her elders.” The hands in his hair gently rub a pattern. “And she has done her best for this lotus prince. All that remains now is for him to rest and allow his body to heal on its own.”

He feels fine, though. Whatever this stranger had done, his body has never felt more alive. It was opposite feeling he had felt before, when Taiyi had restored him.

His father ‘tsks’ angrily. “He'll be fine. He's not some child to rest at every interval.”

He anticipates whoever the stranger is to agree with him.

“Li Jing. You are correct that this is no child, but he is, theoretically, your son. And unless you imply your wife has made you wear a green hat, there is nothing in this world that can change the shared blood you two will have even until death. Have some sympathy, won't you?”

Ah. This was a strange feeling, having someone stand up to that prick of a father he had. Something warm fills his chest at the thought.

It's only when a door slams shut that Nezha dares to open his eyes. A kind woman is looking down at him, with nothing but a smile on her lips.

“Hello, Nezha.” You spoke his name so kindly, filled nothing but gentleness. “I'm glad you're awake. How are you feeling?”

A goddess. No, something else indeed.

Nezha had zero qualms dedicating his life's purpose to you. It's not like he had much to do anyway, and the Jade Emperor did not seem to mind his attachment to you so long as he did his duties. Li Jing complained often, and for all Nezha knew, most definitely still did, about this vulnerability he showed the goddess that healed him, but the Lotus Prince found that he did not give one fuck. Why should he care if his father had a stick up his ass about his relationship with the goddess that healed him? Lady (Name) held no complaints towards his presence, and thus, any other complaints from outsiders were ignored.

And you truly had nothing against Nezha's presence at your side. Since the day he had found himself lying on your lap, he seemed to hold some form of attachment and loyalty towards you. You put it off as his attempt at being grateful, even though you really didn't mind. Helping people was always one of the joys you held ever so dearly in your immortal life. Nezha really didn't need to express his gratefulness…

Though his company was nothing short of welcoming. The Lotus Prince, for all his grumpy attitude and sulky expressions, was a dear to be around, and you quite liked how his expression would always turn so adorably pink when you compliment his feats. One of your favorite pastimes with him was styling his hair, and tying colorful ribbons in them for the funs of it.

A few gods and immortals were surprised at the sight, but soon enough they learnt it was best not to ask. Less questions meant less injuries, since a certain prince did not like it when people swooned over your kindness.

You were pretty sure that was why so many patients senses a cold aura every visit, come to think of it. But maybe it was just your imagination and not the lotus prince glaring from the window.

Speaking of which, how did he managed to climb so high??

“Sun Wukong, is it?” You thanked Nezha for the tray that he offered you, your favorite blend of tea―a gift from Nezha's older brother, Jinzha―already made and poured into the fancy porcelain cups you favored so much. The tray was set down on the small table between yourself and your guests, and you offered a cup to each. “And your loyal protege, MK?”

The boy wearing the red bandanna nodded quickly, a noticeable blush on his cheeks. You put it off as excitement, since the moment he'd entered the celestial realm, he'd been gushing about the beauty of the place, top to bottom and back again. His mentor wasn't half as excited, grabbing him by the collar to stop him from running off to who knows where while he sipped on a cup. 

“I'm surprised you haven't heard of me,” Sun Wukong remarked, raising a brow at you. “You a new god or something?” When you nodded in confirmation, he blinked. “Ah, that explains it. Pretty sure I would've recognized a pretty face like yours.”

Next to you, Nezha's aura radiated annoyance. Maybe it was just your imagination, but you swore you could feel the god and monkey exchanging heated glares.

Weird.

“You flatter this servant too much,” you answered humbly and smiled. “But it is true that this is the first time I've even heard of you, Sun Wukong.”

“Ah? How old even are you?” MK questioned curiously.

“25 when she first achieved enlightenment. 457 years in mortal terms.” This time, Nezha was the one who spoke. You flashed him a grateful smile―because sadly, you truly kept no track of these things, not when it felt so pointless―but Wukong exchanged a weird look with his protege, especially when Nezha gave him a stink eye. “And you should know better than to ask a lady her age. It's disrespectful.”

“Don't be mean, he meant no harm―” You chided Nezha, gently patting his face. He leaned into your touch with a pleasant smile, and you shook your head at the sweet gesture. “And yes, I've lived long, but not as long as the Prince or Sun Wukong has. I'm afraid there are still many things I am duly unaware of.”

Sun Wukong snickered. “Some more than others, aye, Nezha?”

In response, a golden brick was thrown at the monkey's face. It hit him square on the face, and you gasped as Sun Wukong fell over, holding his face painfully. 

“Nezha!” You scolded the lotus prince and gather your robes to stand and examine the fallen Sage. Aside from the red spot on his forehead, he seemed fine, but still whined about the pain he was in. You glanced at Nezha's pouting expression. “That was not very polite! Don't do that again, understood?”

Nezha relented. “Yes, Lady (Name).” Even when angry she's still as beautiful as the morning sun.

Sun Wukong peeked an eye open. He caught the Lotus Prince's gaze from his position on your lap, and while you focused on soothing his pain, he winked.

Let's just say all hell broke loose after that, and Nezha and Sun Wukong owed you a new palace.

“Nyahaha.”

“Fuck you you stupid fucking cock slobbing whore!”

“Nezha!”

“Sorry, Lady (Name).”

“:3”

@lotusarchon , 23.09.2024, all rights reserved. do not copy, repost or translate my works without permission. comments, reblogs and likes are appreciated!

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Hello! I saw your rules, i hope i did it right, Can I have a request for LMK nezha x Fem! reader (oneshot)?

where reader was a sweetheart, they listen his problems, asking his well being and comfort him too, They also sweet when they talk about him, that makes him falling in love with reader.

You can add if you want! thank you! ^^🌸

୨⎯ 𝑴𝒀 𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝒀 𝑭𝑳𝑶𝑾𝑬𝑹 [𝑵𝑬𝒁𝑯𝑨 𝒙 !𝑭𝑬𝑴! 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓]

ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇxᴛ: ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜰ ɴᴇᴢʜᴀ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ ᴡʜᴏ ɪꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛꜱ ʜɪᴍ? ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ'ꜱ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ꜱᴏʀʀʏ, ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴅɪᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏɴᴇꜱʜᴏᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ <3

➨ You watched the Earth and its beautiful nature from a cloud near Heaven as you observed the flock of birds passing through vast cities or mountain ranges or the calm winds swaying the forests of jungles far away from human civilisation.

➨ Gazing down upon the mortal realm, you smiled at how lovely the days seemed but decided to visit Nezha at his temple. Both you and Nezha planned together that you'll be stargazing tonight after completing his duties.

➨ But once you arrived, your eyes widened in shock after seeing a damaged temple before you. You swiftly searched where Nezha could be under the rubble and even tried desperately calling out his name.

➨ After minutes, possibly hours of searching to find Nezha, you had no luck. A feeling of dread overwhelms you as you feel your heart tighten painfully, and you can't help falling down on your knees and crying. 

➨ “Y/N. . .” You heard a soft-spoken Nezha from behind, and you saw him as you turned your head. Clothes ripped off and severally covered in wounds and bruises. He seemed very weak, as standing looked difficult for him, and as you approached him, he fell into your arms.

➨ You decided to take him to your temple, which thankfully was not too far away from Nezha's temple. As you helped him walk, the both of you eventually arrived and told him to lay down on your bed while you looked for the First Aid.

➨ Once you found it, you disinfected the wounds, cleaned the blood from his skin, and carefully closed the wounds with bandages. As much as you wanted to ask Nezha what happened, but his face showed he needed some time before talking.

➨ After finally finishing aiding his injuries, Nezha quietly muttered. "I failed," You turned your attention to him as you raised a brow to hear him repeat himself. "I failed my duties." He sounded burnt out, judging from his tone of voice. You've known Nezha for a long time, and from what you learned, he tends to work himself too much without taking a break.

➨ "Well, I'm certain that's not true-" You tried to reassure him, but Nezha immediately cut you off. "It is!" He snapped at you, and you were frightened by the sudden tone shift. "The Map of the Samadhi Fire fell into the hands of Sun Wukong, and then the Lady Bone Demon took that power and nearly destroyed the world!" Flames of anger flashed in his eyes for a moment while you were ever more concerned than before.

➨ He realised what he had done, so he calmed down and breathed slowly yet heavily. "Apologies for my love. You aren't aware of what has been happening as of late." You noticed how his body looked tense and you knew this little outburst will put some pressure on the wounds. "Here." You softly spoke as you positioned yourself on the bed and massaged his shoulders whilst avoiding his wounds.

➨ "When you're ready, you can talk about what happened." You tell him with a comforting tone, and he feels more at ease once you relax his muscles. "Thank you, Y/N." He explains that the Lady Bone Demon returned, and Wukong foolishly stole the map and gathered all the Rings of Samadhi, which not only led a mortal child to be engulfed by its flame but to be used in her evil schemes.

➨ You continued to calm him down and prevented his blood from boiling and disrupting the healing process, but you were so worried about Nezha fighting a possessed Monkey King and the possible end to the Earth. "Oh, my poor darling." You expressed your distress for your lover before coming close to his face and giving him a kiss on the lips.

➨ Then, that's when you notice the dark circles under his eyes, his dried lips, and his overall exhausted state up close. "Nezha. . .You look tired. When was the last time you slept, drank, anything in that matter." You cupped his face with both of his hands.

➨ "Not since I traced down Wukong in order to get the Rings of Samadhi." He responded with a tired voice. "Wasn't that a month ago?" You replied back, but he didn't answer back while looking guilty.

➨ You didn't notice, but night had already fallen over Heaven, and you saw all the glorious stars and galaxies that could be seen from your windows. "I'm sorry, Y/N." He held your face gently, sounding sincere and guilty to make you so worried. "There's no need to apologise, Nezha," Your voice sounded compassionate.

➨ "You had such a rough time since we last saw each other. Please don't beat yourself up anymore." Nezha was moved by your words and hugged you while you heard the muffled crying sounds. You caressed his back comfortingly as he held onto you and whispered sweet things into his ear.

➨ Once Nezha finished letting out his emotions, you gestured to him to rest his head on your lap, and you massaged his head and caressed his long, dark hair. "The stars sure do look beautiful tonight." You told him, and that's when he remembered his promise to you. "I completely forgot our promise." He recalled, but you responded consolingly, "It's alright."

➨ "But I promise-" You interrupted him. "It doesn't matter. All that matters now is you." He smiled at how kind-hearted you were towards him and observed the skies in your room. "This may not be the best spot, but having you with me makes the experience even better." Nezha softly said to you.  

[geekedoutbunny]

Nezha x Fem! Reader - Question

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Nezha x Wife! Reader - Question

Paring: Nezha x Wife! Reader

Rating: Rated M

Warning: No Sex, Fluff, Mention of Lactation kink, Breeding kink

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Nezha has been your husband for a few years now, he was always in the Lotus Temple, inevitably guarding something. You've grown accustomed to this, spending 100s of years alone in your own temple, but you both always made time for each other's.

It was usually you who'd go and visit Nezha, you'd spend a few hours with him in the Lotus Temple, laughing, talking, slow dancing, and every so often, if you were able to convince him, sex.

Sex was an activity that you and Nezha didn't always partake in, it had to be a special occasion. His sex drive wasn't very high, and his job was more important than a little quicky, so you'd have to settle with your hands or a toy.

It wasn't idea, but you never complained, you knew what you were getting into when you started dating him. Today, however, was a surprise. Instead of you going to visit him, he came to visit you.

It was bizarre, he loved you with all his heart, but he only came to visit if something was seriously wrong. You immediately got into battle mode, your weapon was summoned, and your armor appeared. "What's wrong, Nezha?" You asked, and are ready to help defend.

He raised his hand calmly. "Rest, love, there are no threats." He calmly said. You stared at him in question before you relaxed, and your weapon and armor vanished. You sat down and got back comfortable as you gave him a questionable stare.

"Then why have you come, Liánhuā?" You asked. He slowly approached you, and as he did, you took in his person. You noticed that his staff wasn't with him, he had a tender stare, yet it was also hazy with something. You wanted to rub your eyes in disbelief at the haze, but you refrained from doing so.

'Is he possibly here to lay with me?' You thought. He usually took lots of convincing, but this time, it didn't seem to be the case. 'I wonder what's got him so worked up.' You thought as you watched him close the distance.

He gently reached for your hand, you raised it and laid it gently in his palm, and he rested his other hand over yours. He stared at you for a moment before he looked down. You tilted your head at him before you smiled sweetly at him. 'He's awfully nervous, the poor thing.' You thought in sympathy as you patiently waited for him to gather his confidence.

His eyes would flicker up to yours every so often, his cheeks flushed a pretty pink as he looked back down again. You kept your giggles to yourself, It took all of Nezha's willpower to make it down to your temple, and you didn't want to run him off.

"I... I was wondering... if it would be disapproving of me to ask you if I could..." He paused, his voice was soft and unsure as he spoke, yet it was stern meaning he knew what he wanted, but sadly, you couldn't read Minds. You leaned forward, your free hand cupping his cheek. "Nezha... No question will ever be disapproving to me, but I can't read minds, love." You gently said.

He finally took a deep breath before he looked you in the eyes, his stare was stern yet tender, hazy yet shy. You waited for him to speak, your fingers rubbing his palm gently.

He nodded his head ever so slightly before he took a deep breath. "I was wondering if I could suckle upon your breast like a newborn?" He asked. You blinked a few times, your brain processing his question.

'That's it?' You thought, he stared at you nervously, his palm moist but not sweaty. He opened his mouth to speak, but your soft chuckle stopped him, he looked up at you, shocked. The hand on his cheek pulled back to cover your mouth.

His cheeks reddened. "I, apologize if my question was ridiculous... I've just been having thoughts recently..." He timidly explained. You looked at him lovingly as you cupped his cheek once more. "Don't apologize, Liánhuā, I'm just pleased to know that you've come to me for once and not the other way around." You said through happy chuckles.

He stared at you with uncertainty before he relaxed, and he leaned into your palm. "I'm sorry about that, I have a duty to the Jade Emperor." He said. You nodded in understanding as you leaned your forehead against his. "You need not explain your behavior, Liánhuā, I understand, I knew what to expect once I fell in love with you." You said, your voice soft.

He smiled softly at you. "That's why I married you." He said sweetly, you chuckled lightly before you shared a kiss with him. "I would've never guessed that you of all men would have a lactation kink." You teased. His cheeks reddened as he looked down. "Me neither." He sheepishly agreed. You tilted your head in curiosity.

"What brought this on anyway?" You asked him. He stayed silent for a moment, his eyes darting around in thought before he looked at you. "The thought of you being pregnant with our child." He responded. You stared at him in shock. "A child... me pregnant?" You questioned. He nodded.

You breathed a sigh before a smile grew on your face. "Liánhuā, I would love to be the mother of your child." You said, your eyes slowly gathering unshed tears in them as you spoke to him. He smiled as he cupped your cheeks gently.

"Then we have to prepare for a new life." He said, you nodded in agreement before he pulled back. You chuckled as you allowed him to pull you up, you wrapped your arm around his offered one, as you both walked towards your bed chambers.

[annaberunoyume]

How would Nezha react to being offered help from a Naga!Reader to sleep?

It would probably take a long time to feel comfortable being helped...But he may figure that it may help him be a better guardian...So, he sits on one or your coils...And let your spirals do the magic...Hands on his knees. At first, his eyes simply widens in surprise at the spirals...But then they mimic the dancing lights patterns...But it is only when you begin to hum that his eyelids begins to feel heavier...You smile cheekily...And to gently taunt him, you sing the song "Stay Awake" (Mary Poppins)...Soon...his head begins to lower but he snaps it upright again, only for it to wobble anew...You smiled, finding it adorable...Not wanting to spook him awake, you keep gently singing almost in a whisper...tilting your head as Nezha begins to topple to the left...You wrap your tail lightly around his chest, reassuring him: "Let me help you lie down." "(Slight yawn) Ok...", he breaths out. You keep humming as he now lies atop your coils limply.

"This feels nice...(Yawns) Should have...Done it...sooner."

"Happy to know that...(lies down, facing him) I can make it more relaxing...If you want."

"H...How?", he yawns, again.

"By wrapping you...Like a blanket."

He shivers. But he smiles at he beholds your spirals... "...Go on.", he says.

You resume humming and singing...Maneuvring your coils so that he is wrapped loosely from mid-chest to knees. He humms and curls up a little, delighted by the heat, the warmer the coils becomes.

You scoot closer, as the lotus prince's eyes are bobbing up and down..lazily opening and closing...

"Sleep...Lotus Prince.", you almost hold his hand.

He closes his eyes at last and sighs...You take it and give it a peck. You could swear you saw him blush as he huddles more into the warmth...A lovely sight to behold.

Inspired by this piece:

UPDATE (02/04/2024): I could also imagine Reader singing these lovely chinese lullabies to Nezha, as well.

UPDATE (02/14/2024): Here is a sort of sequel to the above fanfiction I wrote:

[broke-art]

Nezha x shy reader

You pressed at the heavy door with all your might making it move slowly. Although, picnic basket hung on your arm gave you no aid on your mission. Your father, a powerful heavenly warrior had offered your service to the heavenly hosts as you were a wonderful cook taught by chang'e.

You were to bring meals to the lotus prince as he guarded the map to the samadhi fire. And while your dear father had so graciously offered your services, you had not wanted to agree.

But you had been much too shy to say anything contrary so here you were. The door finally opened enough for you to slip through and you stumbled forward nearly falling on your face.

You righted yourself only be met with the business end of a spear. You jumped and froze as the Lotus prince addressed you with a glare.

"You are not authorized to be here. Who are you?"

You held up the basket slowly.

Which only made him raise an eyebrow.

"I- I was tasked with bringing you food." You explained quickly staring at the floor. "Here." You offered the basket without meeting his gaze.

The lotus prince lowered his spear.

"I apologize. I was not aware. Forgive me." He bowed and you felt your cheeks ignite. He really did have good manners and he wasn't unattractive.

In an instant he stood straight.

"You must leave now, but I thank you for your service."

You nodded and stumbled back before leaving hurriedly. Once you had escaped the threshold you let your back lean against the door. Your heart beat sounded in your ears and your cheeks burned.

Maybe this duty wouldn't be so bad after all. And maybe tomarrow you could bring him a baked good for being so kind...after he put down the spear that was. So you rushed down the hill to go back to your home.

The next day was difficult. More so than you expected it to be. As when you went to push open the door fear and anxiety overtook you. What if he attacked you this time? Or what if he was annoyed that it was you again?

You hesitated as these thoughts swirled around your head unsure of what to do. Then the door opened.

"Oh, it's you." The lotus prince observed.

You jumped a bit then offered him his food without a word. With a slightly bewildered look, he received the basket.

You turned to walk away when he spoke once again.

"You neglected to tell me your name yesterday."

You froze midstep and looked over your shoulder.

You responded with your name quietly.

"I'm afraid I couldn't quite hear you." The prince mentioned stepping closer.

Your heart skipped a beat. And you forced yourself to breathe.

"My name is Y/n."

The prince smirked and nodded.

"It's nice to meet you, y/n." Then he turned and allowed the door to close.

Still your heart beat erratically. His smirk haunting your thoughts as you walked home.

The next day came swiftly and you brought him his food, this time forcing yourself to push the door open before your thoughts could conjure up your anxiety.

And there he stood waiting for you with a small smile.

"It's good to see you again, y/n."

Somehow the way he spoke your name made it sound so good to hear. Like a melody.

You offered him a shy wave. To which he smiled as you offered him his food.

"You're quite skilled with cooking." He mentioned. "And I thank you for the cookies you gave me yesterday. They were very good."

You felt your heart might burst at the compliments and your face was likely the shade of a tomato.

"Th-thank you." You whispered keeping your eyes on the floor. He nodded and you left quickly hoping your heart wouldn't explode.

The fourth day you entered as you had the day before. Just as before the prince stood a few paces off with folded arms and a small smile.

"Good afternoon." He addressed.

You offered him a shy smile then handed him the basket. He gave a nod of thanks and you turned to leave then paused.

"What's your name?"

The lotus prince looked up from the basket.

"I am Nezha the lotus prince."

You nodded then left promptly. Weeks passed and each exchange was similar if not a little awkward. But you treasured them. Recounting each detail as you cooked his meal for the next day.

About six weeks in you came to the door once again and entered as usual. Nezha stood in his usual place with a grin.

"Nice to see you again." He initiated as you offered him the food

You nodded and went to leave when he spoke once again.

"Y/n?"

You paused glancing over your shoulder.

"Would you care to join me?"

You turned back to him.

"What about your duties?"

Nezha twirled his spear.

"The map is within my sight and I have measures taken to ensure no one even gets close." He gestured to a small sitting space.

You walked over and sat down feeling heat creep up your cheeks as he sat next to you and offered you some of the food.

You ate about the same amount as he did speaking only when spoken to and keeping your eyes on the floor.

Nezha didn't pester you about keeping eye contact, but from the corner of your eye you could see him studying you.

You both talked for about an hour before you had to leave. Each day after that you would bring extra and talk with him as you both ate.

Eventually, you began to look at him more and speak more too. One such time you both laughed at a story you had told.

Nezha laughs died out as he stared at you realization sparking in his eyes.

"You know y/n, I never noticed how beautiful your eyes are." He moved your hair out of your face and hooked it behind your ear.

Your face exploded into a red hue, making Nezha chuckle.

"You're adorable when you blush."

You stared at him with a dropped jaw before burying your face into your hands.

"You- you mean that?"

Nezha smiled.

"I am a heavenly warrior, I never lie."

Slowly a smile slipped over your lips and you pressed a kiss to his cheek. Now it was Nezha's turn to blush though it was only slightly.

With that you said a quick goodbye and took your things before leaving. After all he still had work to do.

The next morning you were ecstatic to see him again as you got ready. Memories of the day prior flitted through your mind as you filled your basket.

That was when a knock sounded on your door. You looked up and froze. Your father always told you when he had visitors, and he had mentioned nothing of that sort of today. You didn't have too many friends other than the maidens who cared for the stone fruit but they never came unannounced.

Slowly you walked towards the door and opened it as you did so you froze as your gaze fell on a black monkey.

You barely had a moment to scream before the very shadows around you grabbed you.

Meanwhile

Nezha twirled his spear as he made his rounds. Y/n would be here any moment. Then he would finally confess his feelings for her. She needed to know, and frankly he needed it off his chest.

Just then his thoughts were interrupted by the door to the shrine slamming open.

"Oh Nezha!" Macaque's voice filled the room. "Brought you a little present."

Y/n squirmed against two shadow clones of the dark monkey. She was tied up and had a gag over her mouth.

Nezha's blood boiled and his spear ignited into pink flames at the tip.

You flinched as Nezha slammed into the floor just Infront of the black monkey cracking the stone easily.

"You will release her or suffer my wrath." Nezha warned advancing quickly.

"Ooh can't quite do that bud." The monkey mocked. You released a muffled yelp as you were dragged back into the shadows. "See, I need that map. And you're going to hand it over, or-"

An unbearable pain ripped through your gut at that moment and your gag seemed to vanish as you screamed in pain.

"No! Release her!" Nezha growled.

"Give me the map and she's all yours."

The words seemed to slur together in your mind as you fell unconscious.

"Y/n, Y/N!" Someone just beyond your consciousness urged you to awake with gentle shaking.

Slowly you opened your eyes only to see Nezha looking frantic and worried, but then he seemed to be flooded with relief.

"You're alright!"

"I guess so....what happened?" You murmured allowing him to pull you up.

"You were taken and used as leverage against me." Nezha explained. "Are you sure you're alright?"

You nodded allowing the fog to clear from your mind. Still you felt as though you might faint, so you leaned into his chest.

Nezha stiffened but then slowly relaxed.

"Y/n I was planning on informing you of something today."

"Oh yeah?" You asked glancing up at him."

"I think that I may...that is I-.....I have feelings for you."

Your heart swelled at the news as your cheeks burned at the same time.

"I- I love you too!"

[yanderelmk]

Hi! You can called me uh flower anon! 🌼

I wanna request um a character yandere headcannon can you do yandere Nezha and yandere sun wukong fighting over the same darling? (Reader)

If you can't you can just do Nezha yandere headcannon :)

Bye have a nice day :)

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Wukong, soaking wet, threw open the door to his shame temple. He shook off the sea water, grabbing a towel and drying himself off, his fur fluffing up after he did so. Once he was done, he called out to the deity he knew was listening, "NEZHA! We need to talk, I know you're there!" In a flash of pink flames the Third Lotus Prince did appear, his face set in his ever-present serious frown. "What is it, Wukong? Don't you know I have better things to do than-" He was cut off by Wukong jabbing a finger in his face. "I put up with tripping me and making me nearly fall into traffic, I put up with you telling Y/N embarrassing stories about me- and just by the by no it is not weird I sleep with sparkly fleece pajama bottoms on- but I draw the line at throwing me in the middle of the sea when I'm trying to sleep!" The lotus prince huffed and moved aside the finger with his spear. "If you are going to tell lies about me, Wukong, at least make them believable ones. I have better things to do than be insulted." He turned to go, but froze at Wukong's next words. "So says the jealous brat." Slowly, Nezha turned to look back at Wukong, a dark glare on his face. "What did you just call me, ape?"

Wukong, knowing he had gotten under his skin, let a smile cross over his face. The smile stretched enough to show his fangs, his eyelids lifting. "Jealous. Brat. You're just mad because Y/N likes me better. Oh-" he chucked at seeing Nezha's expression darken further. "Did you think you were being subtle? Everyone knows you're obsessed, but you're too blind to see Y/N clearly has picked me over you. Have you ever wondered why Y/N always calls me to hang out? Why they always hold my hand? Why they-" Before he could speak further, Wukong felt Nezha's fist connect with his face, sending him stumbling a few steps back. Feeling the blood from his split lip, the Monkey King began laughing as he looked back up at the seething heavenly prince. "There you go, Nezha! There's that anger!" The Monkey King summoned forth his staff.

"Wukong..." Nezha could feel pink flames appear on his fists. He was trying to keep himself calm, but the idea of Y/N picking this hoodlum simian over him had snapped something. Almost without thinking he lunged forward, spear at the ready. Wukong easily brought his staff up to block the attack, aiming a kick at Nezha's midsection, forcing him backwards as he doubled over. Moving swiftly, Wukong moved behind Nezha to attempt a suplex, but the Lotus Prince jabbed him in the gut with a rather sharp elbow, turning to slam his flaming fist into Wukong's face... ...but stopped an inch away at the sound of a ringtone and automated voice saying: "Call from Y/N" The two stopped in their fighting as they held eye contact. Nezha moved to answer the call, and after a minute or so of listening said to Wukong, "That was Y/N. They wish to speak with both of us, and they said it was serious." Worry for their darling made Wukong frown. "Are they hurt?" "They would not say. This does not end things between us, you know. If you speak one more word against me, especially if it is to Y/N, I will personally drag you down to the final layer of Hell." Wukong raised an eyebrow, his cocky smile coming back as he took a few steps back, rubbing where Nezha had elbowed him. "Likewise, especially if you drop me in the ocean again." An unstoppable force and immovable object competing for the affection of one they hold dear. Whatever the resolution was, it would be far from peaceful. Hopefully Y/N would make their decision before this conflict tore them both apart.

[mehiwilldoitlater]

*throws a mooncake into your inbox* part 2 of the erlang x reader fic plsssss. Let our boy pine and long from the distance. Yuan Fen just KNOWS he caught feeling and is giving him the stink eyes. Maybe reader is unaware? up to you. LOVE YOUR WRITING AND HAVE A WONDERFUL DAYYY

((mooncake?....mooncake...this gave me setting...thank you!))

The mid-autumn festival, or the festival of the moon. You heard it back in your world, but you never thought that one day you would actually participate. After all, you showed some curiosity when you heard from the other monkeys that in the nearest city the humans were preparing everything for the festival, and it was natural for you to ask to be able to attend it.

What you and your companions didn't know was that you weren't the only not-so-human beings that were ready to take a free night for the Moon festival.

"And WHAT are you two doing here?!"

Yuán Fèn almost snarled at the two deities that looked so normal under their own spell and some normal robes. In front of you, Erlang Shen, THAT Erlang, and the third Lotus prince, Nezha, were just in that moment entering the city walls.

Even if under a glamour spell that made him look like a human, Yuán Fèn still held that small trait that didn't allora his tail to disappear, and it was currently moving like a snake around his torso.

"We have all the rights in the world to attend this celebration!" Said the younger one, snarling like your friend and showing some clean in his eyes.

"Of every city, this one?!"

"Yes! Something to say about it?!"

And while the two were arguing, you couldn't look straight in the eyes of the older deity. You remembered quite well what happened to that mountain in that illusion, and... well, it made you feel quite awkward since that was the last time you saw him. You played with the hem of your sleeve, looking from time to time at the man, maybe searching for a good way to green him.

"You look stunning, y/n."

Instead, Erlang couldn't take his eyes off you. Your hangu was of a sweet shade of blues and lilac; flowers aforned your hair and the silks, making you the most beautiful thing that his eyes ever laid on. But you could have been beautiful in everything to him.

Chang'e needed to be careful, because now she had a rival that night.

"oh!" You scratched your head from embarrassment, a little more nervous than before. "The dress?... it's just an old thing that a friend had borrowed me."

"The third sister?" He said it with a genuine but funny tone.

"Yeah! She said that I need to start tò Look like a lady from now on!"

"She has good taste."

He kept his tongue by making remarks about her being a Yaoguai. After all, you befriended many of them. On your behalf, you laughed a little, feeling the nervousness finally calm down. Then, you remembered that Yuán Fèn and that Sassu child were nearing a handfight, and you had an idea.

"Since we're all together, why don't we go as a group? Tò know each other better!" The looks of disbelief on their faces were priceless. "I mean, we should start to act as allies now that the time has changed. And it would be fun!"

Yuán Fèn wanted to say something. I saw your hopeful face. You really, really wanted to attend the festival without troubles, and if going with Erlang and Nezha was an option for that, then it was worth it!

"All right, if they're not against it."  Which he hopes they were.

Well, they weren't; they both agreed on the spot, and so here you all were, walking in the street, full of people, ready to start the celebrations with two deities, really important ones too, and the One that had hereditated all of Sun Wukong powers—a normal group.

What really caught your attention was the decoration around yourself: everywhere someone had hanged a lantern, on their house, on the streets, between the house and palaces. Children were running around, holding small lanterns made of carved melons, where the adults had cut shapes in the zest, then putted a candle inside. 

Music could be Heard from the taverns, in the streets, around some temples, and everyone seems busy to have a good time. Your eyes couldn't concentrate on one spot, so immediately they were caught by something else, and you were so distracted that even Yuán Fèn needed to pull you a little. And of it wasn't him; a certain child was now fully invested in the area sourranding him.

"There there! I bet they sell flying lanterns! Bián huá, led me some money so we can take a few for later!"

"Why should I? Firstly, my name is Y/n, and secondly, you have to ask for them!"

"Hey! Have you forgotten who I am? I can turn you to-"

"To nothing. Because if a certain emperor find out you both sneak here, you're in big trouble!"

It was funny seeing Nezha act like a brat with someone that didn't care about his status, and of course it needed to be you.

While he kept complaining or tugging at your sleeves to get your attention on something, a small crowd got your attention. The music and the dances were blasting; a small group of musicians was playing an old song about Houyi and Chang'e, girls were launching handkerchiefs around, and boys were trying to catch them as fast as they could.

"Hey! Over there! What are they doing? What kind of dance is that?"

"That? It's a matchmaking dance." Said nonchalantly Yuán Fèn. "Of the boy can give back the handkerchief to the girl who has tossed, they may get married in the future."

"Oooh, it's cute!" You got closer to the crowd and, without even noticing, a few old ladies, maybe caught in a joyful spirit, had already caught you and dragged you inside.

"Little help here?!" You tried to call for your friend, but he was stopped by the young one.

"Just throw the thingy! Who's going to pick it up anyway?!" He laughed about it, while you just stuck your tongue out at him.

Once you did what they told you, you were free and without your handkerchief.

"Wow, those ladies are crazy about it!"

"They just like seeing young ladies march with young men, even strange things like you!"

"Careful, or I'll ruin your makeup, boy..." The both of you were now making faces at each other, to the dismay of Erlang and the joy of Yuán Fèn.

"so! What now?"

"We should go and pay and offer to the moon goddess; it's her festival after all."

"Allright! Let's move!"

While you, Yuán Fèn, and Nezha started moving, you hadn't noticed a Swift of Wind between the crowd. When you turned around, Erlang was adjusting his robe and hair.

"Aren't you coming?"

"Ah yes. Sorry, I was just...thinking."

He deliberately avoided the monkey glare; the only one who knew that had noticed maybe.

///

After you all had offered the incense, prayed for some good fortune, and paid respect to the goddess, you all decided that it was the right moment to stop and enjoy some dinner.

"Why don't we stop here? It seems nice!"

"I wouldn't mind some crabs."

"I'm starving!"

If it wasn't just for the small details that the place was crowded like nowhere, it would have taken hours to eat something! And you still wanted to participate in other events! Especially when the lanterna would have been left free in the sky to fly! You bought a few without Nezha knowing—a small surprise for him. Your mouth started tò watering while you saw all of those plates full of food and delicacy moving between table to table, and you were really beginning to think that losing at least the lion dance could not be such a terrible idea.

Until you noticed the monkey and the boy eyes fixed on the door that seemed to lead to the kitchen. There, your thoughts start tò running.

"You really shouldn't do that!"

"They won't notice!" Said Nezha, ready already to sneak in.

"We'll leave a few dollars, so it won't be a real robbery. What do you think?" Yuán Fèn winked at you. Just before taking the form of One of the waiters was alongside Nezha, making his way towards the kitchen. You blushed a little, still a little uncostimed by his new-found cockiness that accompanying tò Bajie was provoked by his mind now clear about his love towards you.

"Yuán fèn or Sun Wukong, they won't change. Troublemakers Deep in Their Heart." Erlang sighed, observing the scene.

"I like him this way... He may be a troublemaker, but he got a big heart."

The deity couldn't shake that pounty feeling in his heart when he saw with what gaze you were looking at the monkey. Deep, really Deep, he wished that you could have spared those dreamy eyes for himself. Such a selfish desire, but he was selfish inside...

"I never got the chance to thank you properly for what you've done for me back there." You started again to play with your sleeve, looking at your feet with some shyness that, in his eyes, made you more precious than ever.

"You don't have to. It was my duty to do so."

"I know, but...thank you...for everything."

And there it was again—that damn smile. That smiled so full of kindness and life that virtually you could possess, one smile that could break everyone's heart, especially Erlang's. He looked at you fondly and started to search for something in his robe.

"Y/n, please, I would."

The screaming of the owner echoed in the crowd. Laughs and screams started, and two troublemakers were running out from the restaurant, holding some food and wine.

"THEY'RE NOT THAT GENEROUS!"

///

You were able to get away from the owner fast enough, and, with your spoiler, you were able to find a nice spot. Next to the river, the boat, all of them decorated with more lanterns, seemed like a celestial vessel with reflections on the water. The light played on the surface, the colors shone like the aurora, and the moon, now high in the sky, set herself to be admired by mortals, Yaoguais, and celestials on that peaceful night.

Everything was just nice, with some food, wine, and good friends. 

After a while, you and Nezha standard up and get closer to the river bank to spot more interesting lanterns, leaving Yuán Fèn and Erlang alone and together.

The night was peaceful, but between the two of them, the tension seemed palpable, and the brother of them wanted to open their mouth to speak up. Erlang proved no animosity towards the monkey; he had made sure of that, but it wasn't like he liked him anyway. But he was sure that that night, the monkey really didn't enjoy his presence at all.

"If you have something to say, then talk. Don't ruin the night with this."

"Then give me the handkerchief."

Erlang stopped tò eating his crabs. His expression seemed calm, for now.

"I can smell it from here. Hand it over."

"Are you afraid of some silly mortal tradition?"

"I'm afraid that another stunt from you will cause some damage that I REALLY don't want to fix."

Erlang was sure that Heard a well-hidden snarl from the monkey. He enarched his eyebrow, looking at him with an inch of doubt.

"I'm Sorry?"

"I could smell it... your scent that day... She was soaked in it."

"I tended to her for weeks. Is normal?"

"She told me you kissed her."

He didn't retract this time, preferring to avoid the angry eyes of the companion, while his first became White.

"...she told you?"

"She wanted to come clear to me, and so I am to you. Do not do anything that you would regret."

He chuckled, ignoring the desire of the monkey to just grab him and destroy him.

"It's a treat?"

"It is, if you'll go over the line. I want to protect her from what can hurt her, especially deities that can't keep their eyes on the ground? She already told me she loved me; she doesn't need confusion now."

Erlang couldn't hold a smile. He always loved some good challenges, but you weren't one. Or, at least, you were already being won.

Yuán Fèn stood up, readjusting his scarf and his neck.

"I won't tell you to stop your feelings; I can't do that. I just ask you to be concederate for your own well-being."

He reached his hand towards him, mimicking the gesture of handing over that small piece of silk. That monkey... he could be so cruel, even against a small and harmless tradition.

He gave it to the monkey, observing that stupid and small thing disappear in the monkey pocket. Before leaving to reach you and Nezha, the monkey stopped in his tracks. His eyes shining with a dark light, his teeth showing...

"I won't hesitate to destroy you to keep her with me...got it?"

The first thing that Erlang thought was that the Destined One and Sun Wukong looked so alike and so possessive.

When he keft, Erlang eyes kept in following him..and then you.

He now understands how It felt Houyi, something the man desired, yet he never reached.

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[ebonystarfall]

Nezha x Female!Reader who’s also a deity associated with music and flowers (specifically irises)?

Could be a rivalry turned to good friends to lovers

Or acquaintances to lovers?

Pick a Flower~!

Nezha x Flower Deity!Reader (fem version)

Created by: Starbeam (Owner 1)

Type of content: Headcanons

Pov: Second

Word count: 433 (approximately)

TW: erm not beta read at all...boob mention btw but it's not sexual

A/N: Gonna do the male version sometime, or just make the g/n one a little later. It's only going to be a few tweaks here to there, nothing too wild and different. Maybe I won't, idk, I feel exhausted haha. And the two are acquaintances

REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED

Right, so from the start he's known about you. Of course, Nezha knows about most, if not all of the deities within the Celestial Realm, and you were no exception. To be honest, the two of you only have some interactions, just a simple 'hello' and 'how's your duties coming along?' you know, just simple talk.

Now, don't assume he doesn't like you, he actually thinks you're pretty interesting. While he protects that map to the Samadhi Fire, you play your music and melodies. Sometimes during his off-days (which are HORRIBLY) rare, he likes to sit down in the gardens you've made and listen to one of your performances.

Eventually the two of you get attached to each other and become the topic of some gossip with the other deities and officials...not like you guys care much. Blah, blah, blah, you two confess your feelings, everyone's happy, ect.

Now time for the actual headcanons!

He's very gentle with you, oftentimes giving you massages like the charming little Lotus Prince he is, especially since your fingers become sore after practicing with your instruments a little too much...

Of course he adores your playing! Why wouldn't he? It's common knowledge that you're a master at music, and he's a gentleman at heart. Like- did you really think that Nezha wouldn't be concerned whenever you talk about how your fingers hurt from playing? He's pretty damn observant when he wants to be, that's a guarantee.

High chance he went to your place after he got beat up by Wukong, complained about the guy when he was getting patched up. His ass is NOT going to simply...head immediately over to where that damned primate was. (he would've done it if he wasn't bruised as hell)

Sometimes he gives you gifts, especially on days that seem important to you (do deities remember their birthdays??), like one time he gave you a golden bangle with lotus and iris carving into it. He loves it when you wear them and you cannot change my mind-

He can get sleep-deprived a lot, and when he's really tired he likes to rest his head on your boobs. Calls them 'pillows fit for a god'...he also likes to rest his head on your lap, absolutely loves it when you comb through his hair, high chance he'll be out like a light.

Sometimes you ask (force) him to come down to the mortal realm with you for fun. You guys went to a museum once and Nezha got a bit sour after noticing one of the statues got his nose wrong or something lmao-

[lint-beetle4]

Stamen And Pistil (Nezha X Reader! Smut)

We are officially at one more request to finish, and the last one's going to end the request hiatus with a bang, chat

Enjoy Nezha! I had some fun with this one!

Smut below

“My blossom, can I ask you a question?”

Your partner was a wonderful man, you swore to heaven and back. He was stern yet caring, bold yet apprehensive, but most importantly, he was static yet curious all the same.

“What is pegging?”

Your head snapped to Nezha in that moment, an expression akin to someone watching a live car crash combust into flames so clear on your face that your partner took a step back, a light blush on his face with widened eyes and parted lips.

“Is it…bad?”

You loved Nezha, but he was tempting you with something far more than love. He was being experimental–the celestial being Nezha, Third Lotus Prince and Marshal of the Central Altar, looked at you with wonder and slight fear. You took a deep breath and looked straight into Nezha’s eyes, gaining another curious semi-flinch from your usually unshakable partner.

“Where did you hear about pegging?”

Online, Nezha had responded, and soon the both of you were embarking on an internet journey together. Your own shock had shifted into the same curiosity that filled Nezha, and Nezha seemed quite into the idea with each blog post and search term you two had stumbled upon. Ending the self-imposed rabbit hole, you turned to Nezha whose cheeks had yet to be any less redder.

“So…”

Nezha swallowed, “So…”

“You wanna try it?”

You didn’t own any dildos. The sex life between you and Nezha wasn’t new, but it wasn’t common either. Nezha rarely had time nor energy to give you with his celestial duties, but his father was gracious enough to allow Nezha a break–more so, he forced Nezha to leave his post for the week.

So, with a newfound purpose and much persuasion to Nezha, you two stood in a sex toy shop, browsing through various toys and ropes that you had no intent on buying until later.

You did however spot of nice pair of lingerie that would fit perfectly on Nezha's lithe body.

"You want me to wear this?" Nezha whispered to you, his eyes staring at the piece, almost examining it. "I don't think I can wear this anywhere."

"It's not to wear out, doofus." You teased, "It's so you can look pretty for me."

Nezha was a simple man after all.

In the privacy of your apartment, you waited patiently for Nezha who was changing in the bathroom. A giddy feeling of excitement rose in you, bubbling into your heart as Nezha walked out of the door, clad in casual attire ready to be torn off of him.

You grinned hungrily at Nezha, the man silent as you sat him by your shared bed.

"You sure you want to do this now?"

Nezha nodded eagerly, fire in his eyes as he spoke confidently. "I suggested this, and I'm fully ready to try it out...Just--be gentle?"

"When am I ever not?" You licked your lips, pressing them against Nezha's before he could again. Nezha yelped inside of your mouth, warming up to the way you eagerly took dominance, your tongue teasing the corners of his mouth while he melted into you.

You pulled away quickly, tasting the strawberry chapstick that he took a liking to some time ago.

Nezha's eye were blown, dilated as he merely stared at you in surprise.

"You're...excited today."

You chuckled, tugging at the collar of the shirt Nezha wore. "You're just irresistible."

Nezha smiled softly, pressing against you for another kiss. You grabbed the back of Nezha hair, tugging it slightly and reveling in the sultry moan that escaped him. Your hands tangled in the mess of Nezha's hair, undoing his signature buns to stroke the stiff locks of hair that fell from their ribbon-ed prison.

You pulled away, catching your breath quickly as you latched onto Nezha's neck, pressed kisses and nips along his pulse line. Nezha shivered before you, removing his shirt as his body further relaxed into your touch. You slid lower, trailing kisses and discrete bites that only you two would be able to see.

"You can't--" Nezha stifled a moan. "They can't be visible, my love."

You grinned, placing a harsh mark onto his shoulder as Nezha yelped, a shuddering breath escaping him.

"No one will see a thing," You reassured your flushed partner, licking along the bruising wound as your hands explored Nezha's chest, fondling and lightly pinching at his nipples. Nezha whimpered another time, a hand covering his mouth as you traced your tongue around one of his nipples, suckling it tenderly with light bites.

Nezha moaned into his hand, hips bucking into nothing as you practical held him in your hands, now giving due to attention to the nipple, warm tongue sliding across the hard surface. You could hear the way Nezha's heartbeat thudded against his chest, how his moans rumbled so wonderfully in your ears. You pulled away from the nipple with a slight 'pop,' and you grabbed Nezha's face who panted roughly.

"Don't hide your voice," You commanded the lotus prince who seemed lost in your eyes. "You can't cover your mouth. I want to hear each noise you make."

Nezha nodded, hiding his flushed face into the crook of your shoulder as he whimpered from the lack of stimulation. You chuckled, quickly removing your clothes before your hands trailed lower down Nezha's body, feeling his rigid yet soft muscles and the way his bones felt against your fingers.

You lowered yourself, hands tugging at the line of Nezha's pants in a silent question. Nezha nodded silently, his breath still heavy. You slowly removed Nezha's pants, seeing the bulge that lines the boxers he wore. With a teasing smirk, you pressed your palm against the bulge, Nezha yelping at the touch as his hips bucked into your palm.

"Haa," Nezha whimpered, desperately looking at you with those glorious eyes that spoke nothing but submission. "Stop--Stop teasing me. Get on with it."

You raised an eyebrow, pushing your palm harder against Nezha's clothed dick.

"You want me to get on with what?"

Nezha growled weakly, his hands gripping at the bed sheets, threatening to tear them. "You know what I want--just, please."

"Please, what?" You smirked, hand slipping through his boxers and ghosting the edge of Nezha's cock. "You're gonna have to speak up, Nezhie. I don't understand you."

"Are you really going to make me do this?"

You chuckled, "Do what? I'm only checking to make sure we're on the right boat."

"Either touch me or fuck me, stop teasing me already!" Nezha yelled out, hissing at your hand stroked his cock quickly.

"You should've just said so," You hummed satisfied, releasing Nezha to remove his boxers. "Now, I know what you want."

You motioned Nezha to slide back, crawling between his legs as his back his the bed post. Your hand trailed against Nezha's dick, gripping it lightly as you kissed along a vein, smirking at the way Nezha shivered. Your tongue slid along Nezha's cock, your mouth enveloping Nezha.

Nezha moaned against you, his hand gently laying on top of your head as you bottomed out, teasing Nezha with a hum that had him whimpering and almost bucking into your throat. You moved along, slurping and sucking Nezha's cock as if you had been starved for days. Nezha panted loudly, moans easily sliding out of him while you continued to service your partner. You felt Nezha's cock twitch inside of your throat before his hand suddenly gripped your hair, pushing you lower.

"--Sorry," Nezha whimpered, "I--I'm about to..."

You chuckled breathily, pulling away from Nezha, cooing as he keened loudly, hips bucking for release.

"Calm down, you big baby." You chided softy, pressing a kiss to Nezha's cheek before walking out. "Stay there, and don't touch yourself. I'll be quick."

And quick you were, while Nezha was patient, you weren't, and you walked back in the room, clad with your dildo as Nezha looked at you pathetically. You pulled out a bottle of lube from a drawer, sticking your hand into Nezha's mouth before he could ask any questions.

"Suck."

Nezha did so obediently, drool dripping from his mouth as his tongue pressed against your fingers. You hummed, chuckling slightly as Nezha jolted from the cool lube sliding down his legs.

You whispered to Nezha, pulling your soaked fingers out of his mouth. "Are you ready? I need you to turn over for me, on all-fours."

Nezha nodded, weakly shifting around and raising his ass. You smiled supportively, pressing a kiss onto Nezha's back. Slowly, you slid a lubed finger into Nezha, whispering praises to him.

"Look at you, taking me so well."

You inserted another finger, scissoring Nezha's hole as he mewed softly at the new sensation.

"Let me hear you. You sound so pretty."

Your fingers explored around Nezha, pressing and prodding at certain area before Nezha choked on a moan, his hands clutching the blankets in his surprise.

You smiled, entering a third finger to continue the slowly growing assault on the nerves that had Nezha's legs shaking. Nezha panted, his voice echoing through the room while you entered a fourth finger into him. Nezha swallowed, his moans never ceasing as he stuttered with bucking hips.

"I'm about to--ghh--fuck!"

Nezha whimpered, his entire body jolting as ropes of cum escaped him, staining the bed sheets.

"There you go," you whispered lowly to Nezha, kissing his shoulder as he rode out the orgasm. You slowly pulled your fingers out, Nezha gasping quietly at the emptiness in him.

You rubbed Nezha's back as he panted, his eyes tightly shut as his body slowly caught up.

"You alright?" You asked, your hand never leaving where it laid. "You wanna stop here?"

Nezha shook his head with a whine, "Keep going, I had a task to accomplish."

"Do you want to rest first?" You asked, almost taken aback by Nezha's resolve.

"No," Nezha sat up, stretching his sore muscles before turning to you. "I want you to keep going, I'm not satisfied yet.

You nodded, a wide grin as you poured lube onto the dildo that you wore. You rubbed the toy carefully, watching as Nezha laid on his back, legs spread for you while showing the half-hard cock that slowly rose higher.

You pressed your lips to Nezha's, his tongue wrapping around yours hungrily while you pushed against Nezha entrance, a hand rubbing his hips soothingly as you slowly entered inside of him.

Nezha pulled away from you with a low moan as he slowly got filled up, his breath heavy as you bottomed out inside of him.

"You doing alright?"

Nezha's chest heaved, his eyes tightly shut while you stroked his jaw.

"Breathe, love. How are you?"

Nezha swallowed, his voice deep and heavy. "Full."

You chuckled, watching as Nezha slowly adjusted to you. He looked...ethereal, to say the least.

Nezha's body suited the pale, pink lingerie around him, the way it clung to his hips and chest while your partner laid silently. His body was gorgeous, the way his arms laid on the bed, lightly gripping the blankets below the two of you. It was a sight for sore eyes, and the way Nezha stared back at you brought you out of your thoughts.

"...What is it?" Nezha stammered.

You shook your head, eyes softening as you pressed a kiss to Nezha's cheek. "Nothing, beautiful. Are you alright?"

Nezha nodded, his hips rolling against your dildo. "Move."

You thrusted slowly into Nezha, almost feeling the way he gripped around you.

"Mn--" Nezha covered his mouth as you quickened your pace. "-Gods."

"Nezha--" You panted, nearly growling at your partner. Your hands grabbed the one covering Nezha's mouth, lifting it above his head before trapping the other hand as well. "Let me hear you."

You laid a particularly hard thrust into Nezha whose hips bucked in response as he whimpered and writhed below you.

"I want to hear your voice."

Nezha's moans were melodic, uncontrolled yet musical in your ears. As you continued to thrust into the lotus prince, Nezha only got louder, senseless noises and dumb mumbles filling the room. You felt the dildo grind against you, sending jolts of pleasure through you as Nezha's back arched when you found his prostate. His voice grew higher and higher, a bitch in heat.

You slammed into that spot, groaning as Nezha continued to sing through the abuse you were giving him.

Nezha clenched around you, nearly sucking your dildo in, and as you felt yourself getting stimulated further and further, you blindly bit onto Nezha's neck, a dark mark surely to appear there as Nezha's chest rubbed against yours.

"Fuck--My--Hahh!" Nezha stammered, hips grinding in unison with your thrusts. "I'm--I'm gonna--"

You growled into Nezha's neck, a low rumble that only commanded Nezha further. You lifted a hand, stroking Nezha who writhed beneath you with a loud keen. You released Nezha's neck, lowly whispering to him.

"Cum for me. Scream my name for everyone to hear."

Nezha, like a good bitch, submitted, releasing into your hand while yelling out your name as he thrusted hopelessly into your palm. You slowly slid out of Nezha as he went limp. His breaths were airy yet still carried remnants of his voice. You panted, arms shaking as you laid by Nezha.

You hadn't cum yet, but frankly, the sight of seeing Nezha's worn down body, how he seemed truly relaxed and blissful, you didn't need anything else.

"How was it?" You asked, feeling your own wetness stick to the dildo.

Nezha turned to you, pupils blown out and mouth parted open in the clearest display of post-nut clarity you've seen. "Amazing."

After a pause, Nezha had dragged you closer to him, sitting on top of you with a renewed hunger.

"Nezha?" You chuckled, almost nervously. "We don't have to continue if you--"

"I didn't say I was finished yet." Nezha interrupted, nibbling along your neck while his hands fondled your chest tenderly. "You still need to be rewarded for doing such a good job."

[baxndaid]

nezha x reader

𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 ! wouldn’t catch me dead writing for 2019 nezha

✧ he’s a bit of an uptight cunt at first 🥺

✧ he wouldn’t let you do anything fun like literally nothing, to him, everything was dangerous like shut the fuck up you’ve lived here for centuries

✧ no matter how many times you nag him about it, he would always stand his ground

✧ the lotus prince isn’t POSSESSIVE per se, he was just cautious

✧ too cautious 👎

✧ whenever you wanted to help wukong and his friends with whatever stupidly dangerous thing they were doing, nezha was always 7 steps ahead and would catch you before you could get hurt

✧ you know he means well, but what happened to being a fun god 🙄 he’s changed

✧ he would sling you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and bring you back to your abode, blocking out all of your whines and complaints on the way there

✧ you would pout and cross your arms after he set you down until he offered to take you somewhere nice

✧ it’s not like he doesn’t like pda, he just gets incredibly red whenever you hold his hand or kiss him, and he would rather die than let anybody see him in such a state

✧ and he would be so fucking dramatic about it too

✧ you like to piss him off by hugging him in public or near MK and his friends, he gets so flustered easily, he normally swats your grubby hands away with a red face

✧ in private, he lets you touch him (in a sfw way cmon 💯💔)

✧ since he’s normally quiet busy, he loosely holds you while he works and you EAT THAT SHIT UP

✧ you normally do his hair while he guards whatever object he was ordered to guard, you have like five hair bands on your wrist and a few bows hidden somewhere on your form, ready for the prince’s jet black hair

✧ he kinda hates the god awful hairstyles you give him but he loves the feeling of your hands sliding through his hair, it calms him down

✧ he would never admit that though 💔

lego monkey kid masterlist

[crypticjackal13]

Hello! I was wondering when you have time, can I request wukong,macaque,nezha and Mk with an Angst to fluff with their s/o who got possessed in the fight with Lbd but then un-possessed s/o leaving them injured bc the attacks didn’t do as much damage as she thought?

I think I understand what's being asked but if I got it completely wrong please correct me! Also this is going to be Headcanons because it makes more sense for my brain ;-;

Wukong, Macaque, Nezha, and MK x S/O who was previously possessed by LBD (Angst to Fluff Romantic HC's)

Wukong - a wreck. Absolutely furious at himself for letting this happen to you, how could he be so stupid and let you be possessed by his enemy? Even worse, she had abandoned using you as her host and you were hurt! Probably trying ridiculously hard to keep up a positive front but he is breaking down on the inside. After it's all over he takes you back to Flower Fruit and gives you the best healing magic he can find. Lots of attention, and you'll have to reassure him you're okay and that it's not his fault because he 10000% thinks it is. He loves you very deeply, so the thought of losing you is just super overwhelming for him. He stays as close as you'll allow him to be while you recover, and is at your beck and call. This is a perfect time for you to either exploit this and get whatever you want OR coax him into doing self care with you. Or both :)

Macaque - beyond pissed. If anyone should've gotten hurt, it should've been him! You shouldn't have been anywhere close to this situation, and there you were being used as her host! As soon as he sees your discarded body he gets you someplace safe until the fight is over, and then he takes you home to help you recover. He might pretend to be a bit mad at you for having been involved but just know he doesn't really mean it, what he means is that he is utterly relieved you're okay. Once he has you set up with whatever medical supplies are needed, a drink, and a warm meal, he cuddles up to you and keeps watch while you get better. Apologizes over and over.

MK - this poor boy DOES break down. If he had done better, if he had been stronger, he could've stopped the Lady Bone Demon before she was able to possess you! He's crying a bit as he's fighting because he knows that you're probably in so much pain, just like he was whenever she was speaking to him. The fight ends, and he's absolutely RUSHING to get you home so you can get medical attention. He doesn't leave your side, he feels like if he does then something bad will happen to you. Similar to Wukong, he will find a way to get you anything you want, because you deserve the best, especially from him. Very clingy afterwards, but if you ask him to he will back off a bit so you can breathe.

Nezha - so so so concerned. How could he have been so blind? In dealing with Wukong and getting his ass handed to him he left you vulnerable! He feels incredibly guilty like he's let you down and multiple times throughout recovery he asks if you honestly want to keep being with him. He gets you to Heaven's best doctors, and urges you not to lift a finger until you're completely healed. He's super protective and may overreact to small things, just make grabby hands at him and he'll soften up and give you cuddles or whatever it is that you want.

[lotusarchon]

nezha is a child in the show isn't he? why are you shipping yourself with a minor and writing romance with him?that's so creepy,,,, how are you talking about dynamicsimp when you're doing worst 🤮

Found this cute Nezha fanart anyways

I knew I had to deal with one of y'all eventually but I didn't think it'd be this soon. Damn, at least let me hit 100 followers first 😞

Anyways uh. Nezha's first introduction in season 3 came out in like, what, 2022? I'm assuming it is, because I started LMK in March of 2023, before s4 was released and already found the show up till s3 by then. S5 just released this year, of which we've seen a weird increase of Nezha screentime of which I'm not complaining.

Point blank. The Nezha age controversies are getting old and boring. New fans and old fans need to chill out with those issue about the age business.

1) It's confirmed the Lego Monkie Kid version of the deity known as Nezha is an adult.

2) This is a god of an Eastern religion who is still very much worshipped to our modern day. If you did your research, you should be able to take note that Nezha isn't only seen as a child god, but even portrayed as someone older. I'm not a Daoist nor Chinese, so I advise you check this blog ( @/ruibaozha ) for more information on the subject matter.

3) As is the case with modern media and adaptations, different shows will portray religious figures according to what works for their plot. In the movie Nezha 2019 (forgot the title whoops), Nezha is portrayed as a child, as we are seeing a comedic but angsty interpretation of his origins. In the Legend Of Hei, we see him portrayed as a child, assuming for comedic purposes and to bond with the MC Hei.

3.2) If LMK wanted to portray Nezha as a child like his appearances in Journey To The West, and the Fengshen Yanyi (?), you must understand then his design and personality would've been portrayed more childish or at the very least a mixture of mature and childish. We can see this by comparing LMK Nezha and TLOH Nezha = both are stern but where one acts, looks and often shows childish traits, the other acts like an exhausted 25 year old who needs therapy. LMK HAS made children in the past, as we've seen with the Lady Bone Demon's Host and in season 1 a few kids here and there as background characters. If the show wanted Nezha to be a child, I'm certain they would've given him a similar model.

4) If in the instance that, let's say, the god known as Nezha was a child, and LMK Nezha is an adult, you SHOULD separate fiction from religion. Do keep in mind that Sun Wukong is still very much worshipped, however, I have seen fans, in and outside of LMK, who have written heavy NSFW and simped for him. A god is not the same as a fictional character, because by that logic we shouldn't be simping much less writing NSFW of Wukong either, given his story in JTTW where he becomes a Buddha.

5) I do not like proshipping much like any sane person. I also HATE aging up minors in fiction just for something like self shipping or to write nsfw. I have been in fandoms before this one: Jujutsu Kaisen, Tokyo Revengers, and My Hero Academia specifically, and it makes me uncomfortable seeing porn written of actual minors with excuse of them being aged up. I'm not so hypocritical I'd dare to want to do the same, not when I'm uncomfortable with anyone else doing it. If LMK Nezha was a minor, and there were sources to even prove as well within the series he's a child, then obviously, I would NOT be shipping myself with him, much less write romantic/nsfw content with him. I'm an adult, and I don't feel comfortable with minors in general, so why would I want to write romantic content about a FICTIONAL minor??

If you can find any source that proves me wrong, I'd like for you to do so. But until then, you, and everyone else who still wants to entertain Nezha's age; please stop.

I get it. Some of you like to headcanon him as a child so as such, seeing content with him as romantic or nsfw is uncomfortable. I understand, I do; I headcanon Mei as an aroace lesbian so sometimes it's uncomfortable finding any kind of content with her being paired with others. I do understand where you're coming from with your discomfort.

But I feel like, considering season 5 and hopefully if there's a season 6, the whole thing is just dust now. S3 must've been released in 2022, so it's been nearly two years since Nezha's appearance in the show. People headcanon he's a child, and people prefer to like the confirmation he's an adult. We get it, that's what fandoms are, different views etc.

But calling people proshippers or creepy or pedophiles for not adhering to YOUR headcanons is not only fucking stupid, it's just hilarious and way too old, AND just...boring. Especially considering I feel uncomfortable around minors and hate proshipping with a passion. There's genuinely nothing wrong with liking a headcanon, but if someone likes something that isn't problematic and doesn't adhere to your preference, I think you need to breathe a bit.

I was saving this off for last however, you hit the nail on the coffin with this. There is a literal document talking about the disgusting actions of DynamicSimp. If you still choose to like them that's fine, but forgive me for pointing out how hypocritical it is for you to bring up the person who purposely shared porn with minors to someone who avoids minors like they're the rat plague of the Middle Ages. 🤔

"you talk about DynamicSimp but you're doing worst"

Do you mean writing porn for a character who is confirmed to be an adult? Do you mean ensuring that my 18+ blog isn't found by minors and if it is I'll block them? Do you mean supporting someone who's harassed others about Nezha's age?? Do you mean being an absolute creep around children?? Do you mean breaking the boundaries where people have clearly expressed discomfort? Do you mean romanticizing abuse amongst other things for an au clearly being consumed by minors with no regards or wellbeings?

I wonder who's the worst. Me, the adult who only recently turned 18 and has limited his interaction with minors outside of family members, or the however old they are person who has a literal document and their victims speaking up about their actions, and who to my current knowledge has not spoken up about this and is still posting and carrying on without a care in the world?

Well zoinks Scoob, guess we're not making outta this one alive 😟

Edit: .....*disappointed sighs* I think some people really oughta chill out in my comments. Anon, I blame this on you 😭 why did you bring this here holy fucking shit dawg.

Alright. Alright uh.

Okay, so while I do appreciate being told the reasons as to WHY Nezha was "aged up", because a writer wanted to justify shipping Wukong and Nezha...I feel like the entire, "ah, but this says, and that says here-" about Nezha's age is just ridiculous at this point.

Yes, I understand, this is justifiably weird.

However.

Has anyone else refuted Nezha's age?? And I mean the canon show writers? Has anyone working on Lego Monkie Kid made a statement saying: "This person is disgusting, LMK Nezha is a child." Because, respectfully, unless canon sources provide information on it, I'm not going off based on the fandom opinions.

I'm not happy I have to edit this post to add this, much less try to explain anything, but, oh well.

1) "Ali, you're just trying to justify yourself and keep writing for a child." Listen. I've been groomed and dealt with fucking weirdos my entire life. Trust me when I say whenever I hear about proshipping it SICKENS me to the core. I HATE proshipping. I don't care what the excuse is, proshipping is disgusting.

I'm not mentioning the interesting fellows in my comments because it's pointless and honestly to make drama over this is stupid. But I was given some context to understand where they're coming from, and I do in fact appreciate it. Justifiably I don't blame them for their annoyance/disgust towards the writer Sarah (?).

What I will say though; typically in a situation like this, I'm certain someone in the team would've made a statement about this to explain that the writer is wrong. I'd assume at least one writer, someone OFFICIALLY on the team would've denied this proclamation of Nezha being an adult. I have not seen ANYTHING that says the show denies Nezha being an adult.

2) My friend, who was also in the comments (hi), is a native Chinese and a Buddhist for six years. I also have another friend who I'm not mentioning but ALSO is Chinese and WORSHIPS Nezha. They have more knowledge than someone like me does have on this matter, and I find it really odd how people immediately cite wiki and website sources to say, "Nezha is an eternal child!", and, "No where else says Nezha is an adult."

As I've said. If there are sources including the staff from Lego Monkie Kid that claims Nezha is a child, then I am more than willing to delete any content I've made with him. Full honesty, I have no intention of keeping any content with canon, confirmed minors on my blog.

But not only have I found anything that says the official story writers deny Nezha's an adult, but my friends, who are again, both Daoist and native Chinese, are aware that he ISN'T an eternal child.

If you are Daoist and/or worship Nezha, then by all means you can tell me that what I'm doing is wrong and correct me about Nezha's age. I'm willing to listen. If you also find information where the writers claim Saraha is wrong for her statement, provide it. I'm a person that likes reasoning, and I'm willing to see reason.

3) "Ali, you're not gonna see reason you're just trying to defend yourself again-"

Okay, backstory time: last year when I joined LMK, when I myself was a minor, I thought it was okay to write nsfw content for the character who was Lady Bone Demon's Host. My friends at the time did not tell me what I was doing was bad, so of course I kept it up, until someone pointed out that Bai He (fan name) is actually a minor in the show and was also confirmed by the show's producers. I felt so disgusted about it I deleted all my posts made on my old AO3 about her (which is faeriicrafts and still up surprisingly) and offered a sincere apology to the fandom about writing nsfw content for her. I changed and learned, and now I feel grossly uncomfortable seeing anyone writing nsfw for her despite the canon confirmations.

Justifiably, if more information about Nezha is released within Lego Monkie Kid, of which it's confirmed he's a child, I am more than eager to delete everything I've written about him, and even apologize again for writing nsfw with a minor.

To be honest, I just feel uncomfortable with the comments who are denying actual Daoists for the sake of; "I've done my research, no other sources has said Nezha is an adult, you're lying about worshipping him!!"

It's uncomfortable and really off-putting how you can tell someone that about their religion. Yes, this is for you specifically, that one commenter who jumped in and on my friend. Even if she has long since stopped worshipping Nezha, she very much did once. And I've gone to actual Daoists to ask more information about Nezha and the religion in general, who has in fact confirmed Nezha isn't just a child. I get that this is the internet, people can lie about anything. But it's still uncomfortable, solely because had anyone else claimed they're Daoist or ex Daoist and agreed with your opinion, you wouldn't have said that.

I'll reopen my comments within a few minutes, but don't be a disrespectful cunt. And can you maybe not deny someone about their religion? Even if you don't believe them, that's genuinely not an excuse. Because I know damn well, had she agreed with your statement, you wouldn't have pulled that.

Gods. I can't say I'm not surprised, but I'm just impressed about the lengths people will go for something.

Anyways, I've said my piece. If official show writers (because my Daoist friends have already told me what I needed to know) claim Nezha is a child, I'll delete my stuff with him. If not, then I'm not stopping posting Nezha content.

Toodles.

[kaycode1999]

LMK Sun Wukong x Reader pt.2

~Season 5 episode 2~

“ The world has fallen into chaos, and at every step of its descent you have been there.” A deep voice echos through the portal as Y/N and Wukong fall through careening toward the ground. Wukong wraps Y/N in his arms protectively before landing on the ground, and MK and Macaque suddenly appear behind them. Y/N can only tell they are in some huge cave type area that is filled with fog as Wukong gently sets her/him/them down and pushes her/him/them behind him, he then quickly slashes his hand through the fog dissipating it revealing several figures in hooded robes.

“ What?! A second ago I was in bed, what's going on?” MK says is surprise and Y/N rushes over to him hugging him protectively, “ Yeah, the guys in the cool robes only strike when you're asleep- kind of their thing.” Wukong says in an agitation.“ What do you want?” Macaque asks glaring at the robed figures.

“ Sun Wukong, the Six-Eared Macaque, and MK the Monkey Kid. You have been summoned before the court of the underworld to answer for your crimes.” The same voice from before speaks up, “ You stand before the 10 Kings Guardians of the great cycle.” A Different robed figure with a deeper voice says. “ A cycle which has been disrupted.” A higher pitched female sounding figure in the same black robe speaks says.

“ Help me remember, what was it that happened the last time you all brought me here?” Wukong says sarcastically “ Oh right, things didn't super work out for you.”, “ And as I recall, you removed your name from The Book of the Dead.” The first robbed figure says and Wukong gives the robbed figures an indignant smirk. “ A similar crime has led to this moment. The scroll of memory was stolen, your guilt is obvious.” The robed figure with a more female voice says.

“ Wait are we on trial? Do we need a lawyer?” MK asks worriedly “ Don't worry, we watched almost every episode of Monkey Cop Courtroom Edition.” MK chuckles to himself before turning back to the court “ Uh, your honors- What exactly are the charges? Also, why is my sister/brother/sibling here?”

“ An unfortunate consequence of she/he/they and Sun Wukong having been in the same space at the time we brought him here. As for the other matter-” the first voice explains when the deeper one cuts in, “ because of your actions, the Jade Emperor fell, and now the pillar of Heaven has been irreparably damaged.” A Different robed guy says angrily, “ The pillar of Heaven.” Wukong whispers in disbelief. “ You stand accused of the destruction of this world.” The female robed figure says

“ I'm gonna… I’m gonna need a minute with my clients.” MK stutters nervously before pulling Wukong, Y/N, and Macaque into a huddle “ Okay, my professional legal advice is- we should leave.”, Wukong hums in thought for a moment picking his head up to look around. “ Not seeing a door, So l'm just going to make one.” He says taking a step back and raising his arm

“ We thought you might try some foolishness to escape justice, and so we have brought a power even greater than yours.” The first robed figure says, a portal suddenly opens and the lotus prince emerges. “ Nezha?” MK says is surprise “ Hey Nezha!”, he excitedly waves at him just before Monkey King bursts out in laugher so hard it makes him tear up slightly

“ This is your big scary?” Wukong laughs before a bigger more intimidating figure appears in front of Nezha and Wukong freezes “ Okay yeah, a little bit more powerful than Nezie”, “Pagoda-wielding General, Li Jing, new leader of the celestial realm.” The first robed figure explains.“ Nezha’s dad?” MK asks enthusiastically “ Nezha, your dad is the new Jade Emperor?”, “ The Jade Emperor cannot be replaced” Nezha states. “ In his absence, I have been charged with resolving this.” Li Jing interrupts.

“ Big ups on the promotion Li, I always knew you'd weasle your way to the top.” Wukong says,“ The world is on a knife’s edge, you add nothing but chaos.” Li Jing says with a judgmental glare.

“ Objection!” MK retorts “ Ergo, Visa V, We're guilty until proven innocent-”, Y/N gently elbows him to bring his attention to what he just said. “ No wait, forget I said that.” MK says,“ You know that Pagoda of yours isn't gonna be enough to stop us.” Wukong warns stepping in front of MK, Y/N, and Macaque almost protectively. “ Perhaps.” Li Jing says “ There was only one thing that could ever bring the Great Sage to heal, and as I have been empowered by the Heavenly Host.”

A green glowing light with a bunch of symbols appears in front of his hand, “ Stop!” Macaque yells running forward as a golden crown forms around Wukong’s head. “ I collar the beast!” Li Jing asserts, Wukong starts screaming in pain holding the area where the crown is placed. The pain causes him to stumble backwards until he’s caught by Y/N and Macaque as he falls to his knees, “ Monkey King, No!” MK yells worriedly. MK suddenly starts phasing back and forth between his normal and monkey form, “ No, no no no” MK says in a panick, and just before Y/N can Wukong reaches over and takes MK’s hand.

" It's ok kid, We're ok" Wukong says reassuring him after taking a few recovery breathes, thankfully MK form seems to stabilize. After seeing that MK is alright Y/N moves in front of Wukong putting a hand on his cheek looking at him in concern. " Wukong's fangs have been pulled." Li Jing says turning his back to them, " Father, these four they're not-" Nezha starts. " Control yourself." Li Jing asserts " This side show is over.". The two start toward the portal they came through.

Y/N suddenly sees red and turns toward Li Jing and the court. “ Where do you think you're going?!” she/he/they yell taking a few steps toward them “ How dare you! Get that pain crown off of him right now!”, “ You would do well to hold your tongue mortal. Though you are insignificant, do not think you can not incur our wrath.” the first-robed figure warns. “ You intentionally caused pain to someone I care about, I think you should be more worried about incurring mine.” Y/N says darkly with a murderous glare before the four suddenly fall through another portal into some type of jail cell in the celestial realm.

Macaque leans against the wall with his arms crossed and Monkey King sits on the groaned cross-legged while MK tries pull the crown off of Wukongs head, “ Didn't Mr. Tang's past life guy put one of these dealies on you originally?” MK asks. “ This one's somehow tighter.” Wukong says gingerly running a hand across it “ I really really didn't want to wear one of these again.”, Y/N gives him a sympathetic look as Wukong just glares at Macaque. “ Classic, I get all the punishment and you get to mope." He snarks.

“ Maybe going to jail wasn’t on my agenda for tonight.” Macaque retorts annoyed, “ Oh, so you think this is my idea of a good time? Trapped in here with you?” Wukong asks angrily. “ Ok, ok enough.” Y/N says trying to calm them down, the two continue to glare at each other as a tense silence passes over the group.

MK slightly breaks the tension by going back to pulling at the crown until his fingers slip and he nearly falls, he then jumps up on Monkey Kings shoulders trying to pull it up that way. “ Wow that is…that is really on there.” He huffs before trying several different ways. “ Nearly got it.” He says before getting launched into the wall “ I don't have it.”, MK slides down onto the floor as a yellow see through portal appears behind him. The lotus prince himself stands on the other side much to MK’s excitement. “ Nezha! you bustin’ us out? ah, amazing!” He says happily before it turns into nervousness “ It's uh - it's tense in here.”

“ This is.. not what I wanted.” Nezha says sadly,“ Weren't you meant to be busy guarding the Jade Emperor's power?” Wukong asks in an accusatory tone “ Don't tell me daddy Jing took over that job too.” He chuckles to himself “ You got demoted?!”. “ Just stop.” Nezha asserts in frustration, the portal opens up and Nezha steps through closing it behind him. Wukong fans four strands of his hair out into the hallway with his tail while Nezha isn’t looking. “ Someone's trying to destroy the pillar of heaven, and my father-“ Nezha starts.

“ Quickly jumping in here, what's the Pillar of Heaven exactly?” MK interrupts appearing behind him, “ If the old legends can be believed, the pillar is a mystic energy that holds back the primordial chaos.” Nezha explains.“ It’s what lets the world be- the world.” Wukong adds, MK hums sliding to sit down next to him. “ Yes, good.” MK says “ Now do it like Tang.”, “For real?” Wukong questions. “ Helps me learn.” MK says with a shrug, Wukong can’t help but look over at Y/N to almost gauge if MK is joking and she/he/they just shrug and do an I-don’t-know noise. He groans before begrudgingly going into a Tang impression.

“ Legend tells that the Universe was born into chaos. Long ago, a sanctuary was constructed. This world, protected from the chaos by the pillar of heaven.” Wukong explains, “ and someone’s trying to break it.” MK states. “ Not for the first time.” Wukong says in his normal voice, MK wags his finger at him making a Nuh-uh-uh sound. Wukong groans in frustration before going back into the Tang impression, “ it was broken once before. Chaos poured into the realms until the goddess Nüwa mended the pillar with the mystical five-colored Stones.” he explains.

“ Sounds like someone needs to get those stones and get to mending.” MK asserts, “ The kids right.” Macaque agrees “ Which begs the question why you're here instead of out there working on a rock collection.”. “ Exactly.” Y/N agrees, Nezha sighs and looks down “ My father-“ he starts. “ Doesn't want anyone looking for ‘em.” MK guesses popping up right next to Nezha “ Interesting. Suspicious”, MK starts walking back toward the other three. “ Yes, what- what's he doing?” Nezha asks confused.

“ Ignore it, it’s his lawyer bit.” Macaque explains, and Y/N nods in agreement while Wukong chuckles at MK’s antics. “ Best attorney monkeys can buy.” MK says flattening his hair back “ Hmm, if I was a secret enemy trying to break a magic pillar… I- objection!- to people looking for the magic rocks that can fix it as well.”, “ My father is not the enemy.” Nezha states.

“ I mean…” MK chuckles “ He put us in a cell, and a pain crown on Monkey King's head.” he rushes over sort of hugging Monkey King before leaning on his head for support “ You know, it's not… it's not best friend behavior.”, “ This was a mistake.” Nezha says turning away from them. “ Nezha, wait.” Y/N says and just as he turns to look back at her/him a voice from outside the cell grabs his attention.

“ Yeah, super was.” Wukong calls, “ What? No!” Nezha says in concern seeing all four of them outside the cell. “ You always fall for the clone bit!” Wukong laughs, “ Now you're stuck inside, and the real uses are out here.” MK says. “ I'm a clone” the Wukong, MK, Y/N, and Macaque that are in the cell say. “ No!” Nezha yells desperately before using his staff to burst through the portal into the hallway trapping all four of them against the wall.

“ Told you you always fall for it.” Wukong laughs just before they all burst into an orange-ish yellow smoke, Nezha quickly turns around to see the four of them already out of the cell and trying to sneak away. “ Someone's trying to destroy the world, and I'm not going to let anyone stop us from saving it.” Wukong asserts, “ Here comes jailbreak kid!” Wukong and MK both call talking strands of hair and creating several clones that waste no time in tackling Nezha and trapping him under them.“ Wukong!” Nezha yells angrily as the four take off running away from him, “ Sorry Nezha. We love ya, but we gotta run.” Y/N calls over her/his/their shoulder and Wukong chuckles at the situation.

The four burst through the wall and out onto the path through the celestial garden running at full speed, MK nearly rushes off the side of the path which leads to a deadly fall before he just barely stops himself in the edge with a scared yelp. “ Come on kid.” Wukong chuckles pulling him back onto the path as they all continue to run for their lives getting chased by several celestial soldiers throwing a variety of weapons at them which they have to dodge, “ Why is it always like this when you come here?!” Macaque asks in an accusatory tone and Wukong laughs.

What must be a celestial army leader steps in front of them with a whole squad behind him causing them to stop, “ That's far enough prisoners.” the leader says unsheathing his sword. “ This guy thinks he's the main character.” Wukong chuckles, he and Macaque quickly work together to knock him out and take his sword. “ Oh my Great Sage.” MK says fearfully upon seeing the large group of soldiers in front of them. Wukong and Macaque look like they are about to strike when Y/N puts a hand out to stop them. “ Please, allow me.” Y/N says sweetly before rolling up her/his/their sleeves

In a flash Y/N has the whole group of soldiers taken down and out of the way, MK, Wukong and Macaque look at her/him/them in sheer disbelief. “ Wow.” Macaque says impressed, “ I know right?” Wukong says his tone laced with adoration and all but literal heart eyes. The four continue running leaving the incapacitated soldiers behind, “ We have to get outta here.” MK says. “ Yeah.” Wukong agrees “ but you're really not going to like how we do it.”, “ What?” MK questions. Suddenly, Wukong pushes all three of them off the side of the path with an “ Alliup” jumping after them sending them all falling towards the mortal realm. “ Wukong!” Macaque shrieks angrily while Y/N and MK yell in terror.

Wukong chuckles taking out the sword he took from the guard throwing it below them, the sword suddenly stops in mid-air as a yellowish portal appears around it and once the four reach it the scenery below them changes a familiar street where Tang, Mei, Pigsy, and Sandy are hanging out in front of Pigsy’s noodles. Wukong and MK fall directly onto Sandy’s truck while Macaque grabs onto Y/N creating a portal below them that slowly pushes them back up to the surface once they fall through it. One of the tires bounces off the newly demolished truck landing right in front of Sandy and Mei before the same sword falls off somehow hitting the tire to which Sandy makes a disheartened noise

“ MK! Good-a you to show up for work-” Pigsy says “ 8 HOURS LATE!”, MK laughs nervously as he rushes down from the truck. “ Yeah, we have to go.” MK warns, “ Does that have anything to do with the ominous cracks being back?” Tang questions pointing to the sky where a large crack appears. “ It's okay, we've got a plan.” Wukong assures putting an arm around MK, “ Oh, do we?” Macaque scoffs “ We don't even know if these magical pillars healing stones exist!”. He and Wukong growl angrily starting to get in each other's faces but Y/N steps in between them forcing them apart and MK walks a few steps away. “ What if going after the stones is just another tricky plan by some tricky plan demon?” MK questions worriedly and his voice finally gets Macaque and Wukong to stop trying to kill each other “ Like if this is exactly what they want.”. He lets out a defeated sigh hanging his head, “ What if we really are chaos?” He asks quietly.

“ MK. You are not chaos” Y/N says feeling sad for him before walking over to him putting an arm around him, “ Listen bud, the only thing I know for sure is I don't trust anyone who isn't standing here right now.” Wukong says trying to comfort him “ If those stones are important the safest place for them is with us.”. “ Uh, what stones?” Pigsy asks confused, just then many of the celestial portals appear in the sky above them. “ Feels like we’re still missing some pretty important information.” Tang says nervously

“ We’re sort of on the run from the celestial realm.” MK says nervously rubbing the back of his head, “ What?!” Pigsy yells. “ We can explain everything.” MK says, at that moment beams of light come down from the portals and the group is surrounded by celestial guards. “ Later! We can explain later!” MK says anxiously.

“ Probably wish you hadn't smashed up Sandy's new truck right MK?” Mei asks appearing next to him, Mk makes a questioning noise looking over to the demolished truck. “ Oh!” he says taking out the staff “ here comes Monkey Kid!”, he brings the staff down onto the truck and uses its power to rebuild the truck which sends out a wave of energy that blasts the guards several feet away. “ Everybody in!” Mei yells pointing to the newly rebuilt truck, Y/N and MK take off following after her. The sound of Wukong yelling in pain stops Y/N, MK, and Macaque in their tracks only for them to turn and see him on the ground with his face contorted in pain and Li Jing behind him using the power to activate the pain crown.“ Wukong!” Macaque yells worriedly, “ No!” MK and Y/N yell rushing to his side. Y/N steps in front of him protectively while MK checks to make sure he's alright, and after a few seconds MK starts phasing in and out of his monkey form again. “ I suggest you back away from us now.” Y/N warns glaring at him angrily, “ This foolishness is over” Li Jing says

Before he can open the portal to Pagoda Macaque appears in front of him pushing his hand out of the way to separate the connection to the pain crown on Wukong, “ Kid. Go save the world.” Macaque says as a portal opens up below them and they start to sink through. “ What? MK says in surprise, “ No” Wukong and MK yell trying to move through the portal to get to him. “Macaque!” Wukong yells just before they fall through right into Sandy’s newly rebuilt truck that is speeding away from the city.

MK looks out of the window just in time to see the purple-ish shadow figure disappear. “ He’ll get away right?” MK asks looking to Wukong expectantly “ He always gets away.” he says “ Right?”. Wukong looks down sadly and doesn't say a word, Y/N puts an arm around him allowing him to rest his head against her/him/them to recover from the pain. “ Even if he's trapped in the Pagoda for now, we’ll find a way to get him out.” Y/N assures. Wukong slowly ends up nuzzling his head into Y/N’s neck before falling asleep exhausted for the pain inflicted by the crown.

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Sun Wukong x Fem! Mortal Reader - Selfish

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Sun Wukong x Fem! Reader - Selfish

Paring: Sun Wukong x Fem! Mortal Reader

Rating: Rated E

Warning: Fluff, complicated feelings, Slight Angst, humor

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You were resting in your room, scrolling through your phone in your own world. You could hear the sound of your family talking and laughing in the front. You sighed as you lost yourself in the content before you on your phone screen.

You live a double life, to your family you're a nobody, you're a nerd, and you like games, anime, quirky music, cosplays, and fanfiction. However, they're unaware you're friends with the chaotic group.

The Monkie Kid: MK

The Horse Dragon Girl: Mei

The Noodle Master: Pigsy

The Mythology Pro and allegedly Professional Food Critic: Tang

The Blue Friendly Giant: Sandy and his sweet little companion Mo

The Fire Baby: Redson

The Shadow Monkey: Macaque

The Lotus Prince: Nezha

and The Monkey King himself: Sun Wukong

You were a strange group, but it was worth it, they were the best things that could've ever come into your boring life. You first discovered them through Mei's live streams that she would stream at the most random of times, but it was always funny to watch them goof around and sometimes it was eye-catching when a random monster would appear.

You met them by chance one day when your brother ordered noodles from Pigsy's shop, you were unaware of where he got his noodles from but you couldn't care less, you answered the door with a bored expression ready to make an exchange of money for food when your whole world was turned upside down.

You were overwhelmed with excitement when you saw it was MK himself, to say you were their biggest fan was an understatement. You fangirled, and you ranted your love to him and his friends, and he took in kind as he puffed up his chest in pride. You were able to get his number and that was a good day, then it became even better a few weeks later when he had to deliver another thing of noodles, this time he had Mei with him and she liked you instantly.

She and MK stayed at your home for an hour before she invited you to come with them to the arcade and after that, you were friends with them. Being friends with them started off normal, with sleepovers, hanging out, going to the movies or the mall, hanging out at Pigsy's Noodle shop... it was normal until you ended up going on one of their adventures due to chaos breaking out unexpectedly with you there.

Mei took this as the perfect opportunity to bring you with them on an adventure so that she could show off her and MK's powers. MK was hesitant, but it didn't take much convincing when Mei mentioned it. "You can show off your Monkey King powers!!" And he was sold instantly. You were terrified yet excited to be on the scene of the battle. The trembling of the ground, the bright glows of powers, the giant dragon, the Monkey Mech, it was all so addictive.

After that, you were always on their adventures with them, rooting them on from the side while also helping them plan out their battles. It's been like that for a few months now, and you've grown to love it. One day, MK decided to introduce you to the Monkie King, you knew of the legend of Monkie King, everyone in China did, it was a simple children's story that all children knew.

Before you met your new friends, you never believed in them, but seeing their powers in the flesh, you weren't so confident in your own skepticism anymore. So off you went, with MK, on his unstable and very quick pole. You clung onto his back for dear life as you hid your face from the winds that whipped past you both.

You and MK finally broke through the thick clouds, and you stared on in awe as you saw Flower Fruit Mountain surrounded by beautiful clouds. "Wow." You said breathlessly, MK chuckled. "YEAH!! IT'S PRETTY AMAZING, YEA!?" He shouted over the winds. You nodded silently as you stared at the view. It wasn't much longer after that when you and MK finally landed on the cliff of the mountain.

You looked around in wonderment, taking everything in amazement. You stared out over the vast lands that lay before Flower Fruit Mountain, and a small smile grew on your face. You jumped in shock when a little monkey landed on your shoulder. You stared at the little monkey in shock for a while before you smiled kindly at it. "Hey there, little guy, where you come from?" You asked sweetly to the monkey as you gently rubbed under its chin.

As you did, loads burst from the trees and higher rocks, you looked around in shock as they all surrounded you, speaking among themselves as they sat around or climbed over you. MK chuckled. "Oh, man!! Looks like they like ya, which is an extremely good thing." He commented. You looked over at him questionably as you held a monkey by its underarms.

"Oh yeah? Why's that?" You questioned. He was about to answer, but another voice beat him to it. "BECAUSE THEN THAT MEANS I'LL LIKE YOU TOO!! HANDS DOWN GUARANTEED!!" His voice echoed out. You looked around rapidly as you looked for the owner, but you couldn't find him, so you looked to MK for guidance, but he did nothing as he shrugged and smirked at you in amusement.

You turned back around to ask the little monkey in your hands, but you were met with a face instead. "Hi." He simply said with a relaxed smirk. You gasped dramatically as you stepped back doing karate chops and gestures before you took a ridiculous stance in shocked defense. MK, Monkey King, and all the little monkeys stared at you blankly. Your cheeks slowly warmed in embarrassment before you quickly straightened yourself up. "Umm, ahem... Hi." You awkwardly waved at him. He arched a brow at you as he looked you up and down before he shot MK a smirk. "I like her." He said as he jabbed his thumb at you.

"AWW YEAH!! I KNEW YOU WOULD!!" MK cheered in success as he fist pumped in triumph. You nervously smiled happy to have been accepted even after your embarrassing first impression. Monkey King smirked at his student before he looked over at you catching your attention. You straightened up and he chuckled at you before he walked ahead his hand waving for you to follow him.

"Come on, let me show ya around." He said, you nodded your head before you followed after him. MK continued to rant about how he must be Monkey King's psychic. Monkey King Shook his head in amusement as he comically grabbed MK by the back of his shirt with great ease.

He carried him on, while MK continued to celebrate, you chuckled at their antics as you followed closely behind them. He stopped in front of the waterfall, you watched curiously as he held up the ranting MK to the waterfall. You stared with an arched brow as you tilted your head. He looked over his shoulder at you with a proud smirk. "Give It time and watch the magic happen." He said You nodded slowly as you watched MK rant for another 30 seconds before he suddenly spread his arms wide apart and the waterfall parted like a giant beautiful curtain.

"Woah." You whispered in amazement. He looked back at you with a smug smirk. "I know, cool right?" He asked smugly and you couldn't help but just nod your head. He walked through the parted waterfall, and you followed after him, the little monkeys all followed as well, as they ran ahead of the three of you. "So, what's the story between you two?" Monkey King asked as he walked through the cave he calls 'home', MK still in his hand as he enjoyed the ride, his legs outstretched before him as he rested his hands on his knees.

"Me and MK met through my brother by chance." You explained as you looked around the place. He nodded his head idle as he listened to you speak. MK looked up at Monkey King with wide eyes as he nodded. "Mhm, her bro wanted some noodles so I delivered it and that's how we met." He said with a little smile as he pointed his thumb at himself proudly. Monkey King smiled down at him. "Oh yeah? Great job, bud, you found a keeper!!" He said cheerfully as he rubbed his head with his other hand.

You smiled at them. 'It's like a dad with his kid, cute.' You thought.

Your first meeting with Sun Wukong was very impressionable, he was funny, chill, relatable, and very family-oriented with his monkeys and MK. It was a pleasure to see, and you wanted to come by and visit more often.

Sadly, going to Flower Fruit Mountain was a rare occasion for you, it was usually only when the world was in parel or when you were all having a celebration party after defeating a villain. It was usually during those parties that you got to hang with Wukong.

You'd laugh and play, joke, and just enjoy each other's presence. Eventually, it went from that to him coming to visit you at your family home, but he always managed to disguise himself as some sort of animal, but you told him that a cat was more favorable.

This way, it wouldn't seem weird to your family if they saw you out petting a cat, he'd usually have to sneak in at night when everyone was too deep onto their own worlds to give a damn. Some nights he'd kidnap you and would just fly you over the city, take you to some cheap restaurant, or just go to Flower Fruit Mountain.

These slowly became yours and his guilty pleasure, going out on night adventures that could last till three in the morning. It was like having a best friend that your parents considered a bad influence. MK and Mei, were your best friends, but Wukong was special.

He was your friend who was over the best friends. It was like that for a while, a few years, actually... but eventually, those feelings began to blossom into something else, something deeper and scary. You didn't want to create distance between you two over some romantic feelings, so you tried to hide them, be normal... but it was almost like he knew.

He'd do things that would make your heart flutter, or he would say things that would make your breath hitched. It was a losing battle, and you were feeling cornered, so you tried to make distance between you two. Making up false issues that would postpone a hangout, you would fake being slightly unwell to make him leave you to 'heal' for a few days... you didn't want to, but it was all you could do.

But Wukong has learned a thing or two in his age, he knew what you were doing, what you were feeling, how you were taking it, he knew better than anyone else. But he'll give you your space, give you time to realize that your feelings weren't a phase and that they were real.

He wanted you to embrace your feelings, he'll help in doing so. He'll send you flowers, cake, chocolate, jewelry, makeup, that new game you wanted, clothes, anime merchandise, anything and everything you wanted, and he'll be sure to write his initials extra large on the little tag so you'll know who it was from.

You were a wreck, he was still so close yet so far, making distance only made it worse, the gifts he'd send would make you want to be close to him... He must've felt the same way... So, with that thought, you made up your mind, you packed a couple of bags, all of your personal belongings boxed up and ready to go.

Your excuse to your family? "I'm going to donate some of this stuff and get new things, I'm ready for a new look, is all." You'd say. it took you a few days, but eventually, your entire room was packed. You had to be smart with it, leaving things out that you would use every day until the final night you'd pack it all.

You wrote a note to your family, telling them that you're going to go away with the love of your life and that they'll see you again in the far future, you'll never forget them and you'll even send them gifts and letters once a month.

Once that was done, you opened your window wide, and you waited... it wasn't a long wait, not at all, he was there within minutes. Perched on his cloud, his goody smile you love so much on his face. He reached up and grabbed a few blade furs, he blew and created 5 clones. They made quick work of gathering your packed belongings. They all jumped out the window with a box or two in their hands.

You watched them with wonderment as they worked like a moving crew, one even grabbed your bed, how that was gonna work out you didn't want to know, but he did make it shrink, so that's cool.

Once they were all gone, you couldn't help but look around your now empty room, you were going to miss this place, your family, everything... You never thought that you would be leaving your family like this one day. You sniffled as tears unexpectedly gathered in your eyes as you hugged your arms around yourself, trying to feel comfort. You flinched in shock when a pair of arms wrapped around you from behind.

You looked back, and you saw Wukong, a sweet little smile on his face as he looked at you. You smiled before you looked around your room one last time. He gently guided you to the window, he jumped out first and onto the cloud, before he offered you his hand. You grabbed his hand as you placed your foot on the window seal, but you didn't have to put too much effort into it as he hoisted you up with ease.

Once on, you fished around in your pocket and you pulled out the folded-up letter, you held it in your hand for a bit, almost like you were debating on it, but with a brief glance at your empty room, you nodded to yourself. You leaned forward and placed the letter on the window seal. You stared at it sadly, but you were happy. With one last look around the room, you slid the window close.

You leaned against the glass for a moment before you pulled away, you released a sigh, a hand on your shoulder made you perk up and you looked over at him. A small yet understanding smile was on his face. You smiled back, you stood up and you wrapped your arms around his neck while he wrapped his arm around your waist, and just like that, you were gone.

The wind blew past you rapidly as your home quickly disappeared in the distance behind you, the moon that sits high in the sky made you smile as you leaned against his shoulder. You were going to miss your family, but for once, you were going to be selfish.

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Hi! I'm curious about LMK yanderes x reader in a scenario where they have kids, but like after some time passed kids are teenagers and start to date, especially daughters, what would be daddy's reactions? Would reader be able to stop them from making the potential boyfriend dissapear? :3

Wukong, Macaque, Nezha, Red Son, Mk

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Warning, the following content has disturbing/triggering themes such as; Yandere Themes, Unhealthy/Abusive Relationships, Mentions of past Forced Pregnancy, Stalking, Bodily Harm(Breaking legs), Kidnapping, Burning/Arson, Murder, Mentions the Dugger Family(from 19 Kids and Counting/Counting On), and others. I do not support or encourage these themes or actions, they are merely written fictional events for entertainment. The character(s) depicted within this post are over the age of 20.

Wukong

As I've alluded to this in past posts, Wukong only has children with you so he can have control over you.

But once one of your children starts having a romantic interest?

There's something that snaps inside of him.

He suddenly becomes extremely overprotective of your children, growls are their partners and will tell the love interest he doesn't approve of them dating his baby princess/prince.

If you are able to stop him following after your child while they are on their date, he will be grumbling while you rub his head.

Macaque

Similar to Wukong, something will snap deep inside of him.

"Your- Your boy/girlfriend?"

Will stalk your child on their date, will stalk the romantic interest back to their him, will learn everything about them.

If he finds out that the partner does anything, even something small like not washing their hands after going to the bathroom, he will tell your child they aren't allowed to date them.

It is extremely hard to get his permission to date any of his children.

MK

It will fly over his head when he first learns of it and does the slowest double-take.

Will be like days later when he's shopping as his smile just drops from his face as he goes "Wait hold on-"

Rushes home(after paying of course), barging into the house with tears in his eyes "MY BABY IS DATING?!"

Is actually rather supportive, just makes sure his baby isn't going to get hurt.

OH AND IF THEY EVER BREAK UP THEN THE EX WILL HAVE BROKEN LEGS.

Red Son

Tries his fucking best to keep himself sane.

One the outside, he seems rather cold about the situation. In reality, he has a burning rage regarding.

Better pray for whoever is dating your child cause the moment he even heard his child being upset about something the other did, it's death.

They will go missing, they will be burnt alive, and their teeth will be removed from their body.

"Sorrows sorrows prayers."

Nezha

I don't think Nezha will ever be ready for any of their children to have a romantic life. Emotionally, anyway.

I think Nezha would have a rule where their children aren't allowed to date until their coming-of-age ceremonies(Apparently it's called The Guan Li for men and Ji Li for women and from what I can tell the ages are between 15-20).

Are you aware of the Dugger family? If you are, you might be aware that the father has a quiz the would-be sons-in-law have to do before they can date his daughters. I feel as if Nezha would do this too. However, if there is even one answer he doesn't like then it's a no.

Nezha will insist on sitting through all the dates to make sure their little lotus is safe and happy.

Unlike the others on this list though, if the child expresses to Nezha that they really do like the person and want to date them, Nezha is going to let go and let them date. They watch from afar and make sure their child is safe, but they will let their Lotus bloom.