#priest vestments

[pastoralnhappy]

One day you’re just getting your vestments tailored for a treat.

Four years later you’ve matured and everything is custom made to accommodate your massive presence.

[depraveddame]

The Christmas Eve chapter of Bring Your Seed to Blossom is now up! ✨🕯️🕊️🎄

Excerpt:

“Oh, are we going to lie under this hallowed roof now, my sinful dove,” Aziraphale growled, pinching at Crowley’s piercings and rutting against him with enough force that he stumbled forward, nearly falling into the altar and tripping over a creamy poinsettia, “because the amount of times you have behaved accordingly during a mass is…well, startlingly close to none, if I’m being quite honest,” Crowley was caught and held upright by those hands, though, and did not fall, not until Aziraphale pushed him where he wanted, bending him at the waist and placing his hands on the edge of the wooden surface for support as he snapped his hips into Crowley, “that first instance may count, though your beguiling eyes and overall mesmerizing countenance did distract me into misspeaking—”

“That wasn’t my fault,” fuck, Aziraphale had not yet fucked him on the altar, something that Crowley was craving about as much as he suspected the priest was, if their discussions were accurate; Aziraphale had been fantasizing about that for some time now, he had almost shyly admitted to Crowley during one of their talks, and Crowley hadn’t been able to stop thinking about it, he was close to begging Aziraphale to do just that right now, or perhaps with any luck some cheekiness would inspire Aziraphale to do so swiftly and roughly, “how was I to know, then, that you were so besotted with me— oof!”

He found himself being spun around and lifted onto the altar, and then he was face to face with Aziraphale who, Crowley noted with a skipped beat, heartbird rush of flight, was flushed close to the color of the holly berries nestled around the church, and that uneven heart rate stuttered further as Aziraphale stepped between Crowley’s spreading legs, pulled him to his waist and whispered, eyes blazing, liquid quicksilver encircling beautifully spreading pupils, “I have been besotted with you from the very first moment that I saw you, little lamb; I just refused to acknowledge it until I could simply no longer find the strength to continue denying it,” their noses touched, and the mood shifted in a ripple of shivers between them, Crowley whimpering softly as Aziraphale cupped his cheeks with the measured manner of an man clasping something precious to him, the care in his hands as obvious as the blush on his cheeks, as evident as the adoration in his eyes, and that in itself was something Crowley could scarcely believed he had accepted so fast, that the look that presented in Aziraphale’s eyes so often was adoration, was care and affection and dare Crowley hope something else, something further.

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@goodomensafterdark

[doing-something-unholy]

I have a horny concept, but I have no frame of reference for how niche certain knowledge is, so idk if it requires a history lesson first 🤔

Are we familiar with tudor era england's attitude towards catholicism, priest hunters, and what priest holes are?

... what if the priest got stuck halfway? Hunters after him and trying to shimmy into a tiny little hiding spot but oops! His hips wont fit and now he's been caught. But the hunters can see what a predicament he's in, and they'll spare his life... if he behaves while they take advantage of it.

[pastoralnhappy]

I will have vestments from here someday. Silk. Brocade. Velvet. Cashmere. Decadence.

This is an #institution in #Roma #Gammarelli #🧦 #👘 (at Rome, Italy) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVLUOOCsQch/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mendely]

Yeah. Spacecraft personification I'm doing ig

[swindlefingrs]

who's dick do i gotta suck to see Shadowheart in a priest vestments?

[austin-friars]

Hello from one former altar server to another! 👋🏻😊

Hellloooo <3 XDDD It is nice to see another former server XDD

Of all the things being an altar server helped me with, I'd never imagine it would put me on the path to writing a homoerotic bishop/demon short story LOL.

[scobbe]

It’s Gaudete Sunday so light your pink/rose candles and rejoice!

Especially the part where John the Baptist goes all, “You brood of vipers!”

[pastoralnhappy]

A few group shots from Munich last week on the third Sunday of Advent

[phroombadoom]

I had a healthy religious upbringing and I have nothing but normal, pure feelings for Father Philip and Sister Daniel and the wonderful fanart they inspire🖤🩵

Sister Daniel and Father Phil !!!!

[stuff1]

[magdaleneanthony]

yay gaudete sunday :)

[doing-something-unholy]

OOC: depending on the church, you can sometimes walk around. If they're not doing a service. You can sometimes call and ask if they have like "open" hours so to speak. You can just lie and say you want a space for prayer/thought and someone might be able to open the doors for you if they're not already unlocked

Ive visited bigger churches before, but the basilicas and cathedrals feel easier to walk around in as someone who's not religious because its more of a tourist destination for the architecture. The local catholic church is very pretty from the outside but its smaller and way easier to be noticed by someone who works there, and of course my anxiety has me convinced that they'll know im not catholic and run me off 😅

I might try the episcopal church first, they seem more chill than the catholics 🤔

[hillsofuhhtennessee]

Just woke up from a dream where Gene was dressed as a parody of some robe worn by the Queen of England but it the text and symbolism was changed to “Queen of Freedom” as s protest against anti-drag laws

[stjohnstarling]

Me: Hm. I hate reading the shit Catholics write but I’d better do a google search to check how cassocks are meant to be put on, just to make sure the details in my priest kink novel are correct.

Some priest writing about cassocks in 1897, drenched in sweat, hands shaking: vestments are lingerie we wear for god. my cass;ock makes me a little s issy bitch. I am NOT turned on by this

[bethetiesthatbind]

What else do people think the priestly collar came from? Servants to God and to the people, bayBEE. 😎

Gerard Donelan