#pretzel makers

[lemondemonpickuplines]

if it were your birthday, I’d let you surf all afternoon, give you cookies and balloons, and some pocket cash to spend

[kelcair]

poopies

[chantalstacys]

valentine’s 🎀🌹🥨💕

[pookapufferfish]

what's your favorite song

this is difficult to answer, I like so many songs...

uhh, I would say a song I like a lot is

Scrawny by Wallows

It just is very happy to me

[pegasusdrawnchariots]

the September/October/November mood ._.

[milomaxxy]

My first season making candy for sale outside of family and friends was this last winter and I gotta say I love how so much of it turned out.

Coming from rural Kansas towns, I helped my mom every December making and selling candy for people so we'd have money for Christmas. This year, our first year in a city (and our first holiday season in Washington) and I had over a dozen orders. Which to anyone else may not seem like a lot; but to me it helped my seasonal depression and to bring in cash for gifts. Not being able to work bc you're disabled makes the holiday season a reminder of how much you can feel like a burden, and the nearly twenty orders made me feel like I contributed in one of the ways I still can.

Plus we got to have the leftover candies for ourselves

[thestuffedalligator]

The goblin looked at the orc. The orc looked at the goblin. They both looked down at the crumpled shape of the Overlord, His Unholy Majesty, in his obsidian armor.

His final spasms had been mesmerizingly acrobatic. The fall down the steps leading up to his iron throne had pretzelled his body quite impressively, both arms folded behind his back and one leg bent at a jaunty angle.

The goblin looked at the orc. The orc looked at the goblin.

"Shit," said the goblin.

"Shit," said the orc.

"We're likely to get blamed for this," the goblin said. She walked over to the head of the glittering mangled heap and started pulling the helmet off.

"It's not our fault," the orc said. "It's hard to help someone choking when they wear two-hundred pounds of spiked armor at all times."

"Yeah, well," the goblin grunted. The helmet came free, and the bald head of the Overlord bounced on the stone with a hollow, coconut noise. "You know how it is in this bloody country - thieves get their heads cut off so they can't think about thieving, and all that." She fished in the Overlord's mouth with a finger and pulled out the obstructing olive on the end of her claw.

She popped it into her mouth and chewed. "What do you reckon they do for a regicide?" she said.

"We should run," the orc said. She had started bouncing her leg. "I hear that there's some places in the Alliance where they just kill you and let you stay dead. That's got to be nicer than what'll happen if we stay here."

The goblin started to nod - and then her gaze fell on the helmet.

It looked like a pineapple designed by a deranged blacksmith. It was all thorns and spikes and hard edges, as though the maker had been very determined to not let pigeons roost on it. The only bits that weren't solid iron were eyeholes. Nobody had ever seen the Overlord's face.

She held up the helmet and squinted from it to the orc. One of the thorns had been bent badly in the fall.

Nobody had ever seen the Overlord's face...

"Right," she muttered. "Right. Could work - or."

The orc had a sudden vision of the immediate future. "No," she said.

"I mean you're about his height-"

"No."

"It would just be for a-"

"Absolutely not."

"Just hear me out," the goblin said. "Outside of this room are two-thousand men and orcs and goblins who are absolutely gonzo about this man, and there's a whole country of them outside of the castle, and at any moment someone's going to walk in that door and see one dead tit in black armor and two unbelievably dead idiots next to him.

"Or." She tossed the helmet up like a basketball to the orc, who fumbled and tried to find somewhere to hold it that wasn't a knife's edge. "We chuck him out the window now, walk out the door in the armor, and ditch the armor as soon as nobody sees us."

The orc had started bouncing her leg again. "They'll know something's up the second I walk out of the room."

"No worries," said the goblin. "Leave that to me."

---

It had been a very strange year for the Empire.

Change had rolled across the land as slow and inevitable as a glacier. Roads and bridges carved the gray, blasted wildlands, and a number of social reforms had made the country a place where you could be miserable, yes, but miserable in comfort and safety, and that was an improvement.

Barely anyone got boiled alive in molten metal, and even if the disgusted sun never rose to light the Empire, at least you had a roof over your head to protect yourself from the acid rain.

"Your empire flourishes, Your Unholy Majesty," the magician said over her wine glass. She looked down from the tower's balcony over the gleaming stone battlements. Some work had been done to line the castle and surrounding city with sizzling, crackling alchemical lights at night. The whole thing glowed like something dangerously radioactive.

The suit of armor waved a languid, glittering gauntlet over to the goblin, who bowed.

"His Abominable Gloriousness Thanks You," the goblin recited. "The Prosperity Of His Empire Can Only Be Achieved Through The Prosperity Of His People."

"If I may be so bold, I am quite pleased that you had chosen to take my counsel under consideration," said the magician. "We have accomplished many things together."

Another wave. Another bow. "The Overlord, May His Presence Swallow The Sun And Stars, Thanks You As Well."

"It was quite gratifying to see you change your mind, after so many centuries of denial." The wine was swirled. "Tell me, what was it that finally gave you cause to listen to me?"

There was the slightest hesitation. The goblin's eyes flicked to the armor, then to the magician. She puffed out her chest. "Do you question the wisdom of His Austere Lugubriousness?" she asked.

The magician looked at the goblin. She looked at the armor. She tipped her head back and drank the wine too quickly.

She looked back at the armor. "I know you're the orc, you moron," she said.

The room went deathly still. An alchemical light fizzled.

The orc pulled off the helmet, sending long, untied hair down tangling, and said: "How could you possibly-"

"Because you're both idiots!" the magician said. The goblin jumped. The orc jumped with a noise like a dropped stove. "What kind of a plan was this?! If it wasn't for me, you would have been turned into fertilizer months ago."

She closed her eyes. She took a long, dramatic breath. She set the wine glass down on the balcony rail.

"How did the Overlord die?" she asked when she seemed like she had gotten a hold over herself.

"Choked on an olive," said the goblin.

"Threw his body out the window," said the orc.

"You don't have to mention the window," said the goblin.

"Right," said the orc. "Sorry."

The magician looked out over the city, hand curled thoughtfully under her nose. "Who knows about this?"

"Just us. And, uh. You. Apparently."

"And why did you accept my counsel?"

The orc blinked. "Sorry?"

"Why did you accept my counsel?" the magician repeated.

"Well," the orc said. "Well - you seemed like you had good ideas-"

"Great ideas!" the goblin said with an edge of desperation. "Don't know why the old bastard didn't listen to you!"

"Right - right," said the orc. "And when we figured we were stuck doing this - well, it just made sense, really."

The magician seemed to absorb this. She nodded. "All right," she said, striding between the two and grabbing the crystal decanter.

"Um," said the orc. "Sorry. What happens now?"

"What happens is that you two will continue to serve as Overlord," said the magician. "You will continue to take my counsel. We will continue to reform this bloody country, and gods willing, we will turn it into the crown jewel of the world by next Midwinter."

The orc looked at the goblin. The goblin looked at the orc.

"Really?" the goblin asked.

"Oh yes," said the magician. "I've worked hard to be counsel to the Overlord, and I have no reason to stop now. And besides-"

She looked the orc up and down with a deliberate slowness, poring over every microscopic detail, eyes tracing over every jagged line, and grinned like a panther.

"You look much better in the armor than he ever did," she said. Dark robes swirled like a becleavaged thundercloud, and she strode out through the high iron doors, decanter in hand.

The goblin looked at the orc. The orc looked at the goblin.

"Shit," said the goblin.

"Shit," said the orc.

[itsjusthockey]

Hughes Hatty - Jack Hughes

A/N: Hello friends, I'm back. This is for the many people who requested Jack’s hat trick. I combined a lot of them, so I hope you love it.

Also, don’t forget to send me some love. I love chatting and interacting. The more love I receive, the more I’m motivated to write. 😏😉

wc: 1,871 (credit to gif maker) (please don’t steal my work) (also slight suggestive material toward the end)

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There were two things in the world you currently knew. One, the soft pretzel you were devouring was the most delicious thing ever, and two, your boyfriend wasn’t human.

You held your breath and clutched the pretzel hard when Jack raised his stick, aiming for his third goal of the night. You waited about a millisecond, but it seemed like forever when the puck sailed through the air and smacked into the net. Everyone sat there for a second in disbelief, and then everything went crazy. The floor shook from the jumping fans, people were screaming so loud you would think that the decibel reader would break, and hats were flying on the ice. Just like everyone else, you were suddenly on your feet, cheering as loud as you could and pulling Luke in for a bone-crushing hug since he was the closest thing to your boyfriend you could get to

A hat trick. A fucking hat trick.

You watched as Jack hit the glass, surrounded by his teammates and your heart soared when you saw the pure glow of happiness that radiated off of him. His energy and the energy from the packed arena were contagious. You couldn’t help but laugh and continue to cheer as loud as your voice would let you.

It was a good game, scratch that, it was a great game, and you couldn’t wait to get ahold of your boyfriend. A game like this was enough to make you almost want to cry. You had been there for Jack during his rookie season, and he'd hated it. Everyone believed he would be a draft bust—a pretty boy who had confidence but couldn't back it up. However, you looked at him now and only saw his infinite potential. Yeah, you may be a little biased, but you knew Jack, and you knew he was a great fucking player.

The game ended with a devil's win, and the second the clock ran out, you and Luke headed down to the devil's tunnel, hoping to see the man of the hour.

As soon as you make it to the tunnel, you quickly realize that you should make yourself comfortable; Jack is going to be busy for a while. You immediately see him being swarmed with media cameras, and you can't help but shake your head at how cocky he looks.

"He's going to be insufferable, isn't he?" You stated, turning to Luke.

"He's bad after one goal, and plus, you're here."

"I'm here? What difference does that make?"

Luke rolls his eyes. "Oh please, Jack lives and breaths to impress you."

You shrug your shoulders, "As he should."

You turn your attention back on your boyfriend, who is making the many interviewers laugh with whatever he has just said.

"What do you think he's saying?" You ask Luke.

"Don't know."

You continue to watch as Jack talks; he’s gotten better recently in interviews. He’s better at acting suave and having good answers. Yet, after the “gato” incident a couple of weeks ago, you can't help but think there are sometimes no thoughts in his pretty little head.

You're staring hard again when suddenly you catch your boyfriend's sight, his eyes widen, and a bright smile takes over his features. He says something hurriedly, and you can tell he is trying to excuse himself from the interview in a polite way. You try to tell him to be patient telepathically. You’re not going anywhere.

He seems to finish a few minutes later, and the second he gets away from the mic, you see him make his move, trying to slide away. You can’t help but chuckle as you watch him try to sneak off toward you, but before he gets three feet, he is intercepted by another camera. Of course, you can’t blame everyone; the first hat trick of a career is a big deal. You’ll have to wait your turn.

You focus back on Luke, and you both busy yourself with aimless conversations about college, upcoming finals, and Luke being a bit nervous about the upcoming WJC. You're gassing him up and telling him you think he is going to get Captain when suddenly you’re pulled, quite literally, into someone’s arms.

You barely have time to react when you feel Jack's lips on yours. He tastes like Gatorade, desperately needs some chapstick, and smells like hockey. Yet, you find yourself melting into him anyway. You stay there for a second before you pull back, finally meeting him face to face.

“Hi J,” you whisper, “nice hatty.”

He doesn’t respond; he grabs your face and melts his lips against yours again. The kiss is easy, fun, and a little teasing, but it’s also sweet and gentle.

You stay like that for another second when you remember that you’re still in public and in front of Luke, so you break away from him, Jack chasing after your lips. You do everyone a favor and put some distance between you two, but Jack keeps stepping closer to you.

When Luke turns back to you two, he looks a little disgusted, but he moves to congratulate his older brother. They do an awkward little semi-hug, but it's a sweet moment.

When Jack finishes hugging Luke, he grabs back onto your waist and pulls you back in, lightly tugging on the Devil's top you're wearing. "Are you comfy in this?"

You nod, a little confused. "Yeah, Why?"

Jack smiles a wicked smile. "We're going out, we gotta celebrate."

You can't help but smile at Jack's words, and you nod your head toward the locker room. "Go grab me your keys and go shower."

He nods and places a quick peck on your lips before speeding off to the locker room.

"When he says celebrate, does that include me?" Luke asks from beside you.

You whip around to face him, "Duh, you're my partner in crime."

Luke looks relieved as Jack jogs back out of the locker room, throwing you his Range Rover keys.

"I'll be out in 10. If you don't want to stay in your jeans, I have an extra pair of clean sweats," Jack yells at you; you give him a thumbs up as you and Luke start toward the parking garage.

Half an hour later, you're at a bar in the middle of Jersey, surrounded by the entire devil's hockey team. Everyone is celebrating the win, as well as their star player, who is soaking up every ounce of attention.

Jack has never felt better. He feels like he is on top of the world after the game he just had. Even more, you're here. After not seeing each other for a month, he finally has you back. Even if it's just over your short break from school before finals, he still believes it's fate that you got to see him score his first hat trick.

"You okay, J?" You ask, searching Jack's eyes.

He dips his head down and meets your lips for a brief kiss, "Never better."

You smile up at him and turn your attention back to another player you are talking to. Jack watches as you smile and engage in the conversation. He loves how well you get along with his teammates, but suddenly he is overtaken by another feeling. He wants you all to himself. He wants to be alone with you in his apartment for the first time in a month.

You can tell he is thinking way too hard when Jack goes silent, and once again, you pull his attention to you. "Seriously, Jack, are you okay?"

He takes a beat before he answers, pulling in a big breath of air and letting it out. "I wanna celebrate with you."

"You are celebrating with me."

Jack shakes his head, "I want to celebrate with just you. I miss you."

Your heart cracks slightly with his admission, and you lock your hands behind his head. "Lukes here."

"I'll buy him a hotel."

You snort at his response and slightly push him away. "Come on, Jack."

He pulls you back in, and after a minute of sitting in his arms, you both are interrupted by Luke stumbling into you.

"Hey, I'm gonna stay with Nico tonight."

Immediately once the sentence leaves Luke's mouth, you turn to Jack.

"Did you really ask Nico to take Luke?" You're not mad, but you don't want Luke to feel like he isn't welcome.

Jack rapidly shakes his head, and Luke goes to defend him.

"Don't worry (Y/N), Jack didn't do anything. I asked Nico if I could stay with him so you two could be alone.

Jack has never loved his little brother more than at this moment. Soon, he’s handing Luke off to Nico and dragging you out of the bar.

It isn’t long before you’re at Jack’s apartment. It’s a nice place with a few decorations you picked out for him, and it has a great view of Jersey. You smile when you see it’s pretty clean, minus a few stray items, and you bust out laughing when the second you enter, Jack drops your bag in the middle of the floor, approaches the kitchen counter, and lights a candle.

“To set the mood.” He winks at you.

You roll your eyes at the boy in front of you, but you can’t lie, you’ve been missing being alone with him. So, you make your way into the bedroom to change, and in fifteen minutes, the two of you are cuddled up on the couch, watching something Jack swore was a great show.

You’re quite comfortable in the current position, with Jack lying directly on top of you, providing great warmth. He’s not even watching the TV, instead laying his head in the crook of your neck while you’re gently scratching his scalp. You’re a little afraid he’s fallen asleep on you, but he begins to rub his hands up and down the sides of your waist, dipping his fingers beneath the waistband of the sweats you're wearing.

You tense up a bit because his hands are a little chilly, and you can feel him smirk into your neck.

“You’re not watching the show.” You state.

Jack pulls his head from your neck to stare into your eyes. “I’ve seen it before.”

He goes back down but, this time places a few featherlight kisses on your neck that has you smiling. He pulls back again to look at you once more, his green eyes staring at you with so much love and adoration it has you melting further into the couch.

“So, now that we’re alone. Do you by chance, remember when you had a few drinks and explained, in graphic detail, what you would do if I ever got a hat trick?”

You pulled back from him, blushing a shade deeper. “Oh my god, Jack.”

“Well, it involved you and me, no clothing, and three of something.”

You shrieked when he squeezed your sides and pressed his hips hard into yours.

“So what do you say? Wanna have another Hughes Hatty?”

You didn’t answer him. You just pulled him down to meet you, suddenly remembering precisely what you’d said all those nights ago.

hi again, thanks for reading. You’re amazing and I love u.

[sierrathesimmer]

DISNEYLAND 🏰🎡

My version of Disneyland. Where your sims dreams can come true. Functional rides, games and food vendors. This lot can work as a functional park when set as Park or Generic. Toy Story rollercoaster ride, Alice in Wonderland ride, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Playground and more! Make sure to tag my socials below if you use the build in any way. Enjoy! 🎆

Lot Size - 64 x 64 (Brindleton Bay) | view more pictures here.

download Disney Princess sims dump here. (public 1/21)

DL [Patreon] Public Release - 1/28

Functional Carousel Swing + Roller Coaster by waronkcc.

Carousel + High Striker + Fair Stuff Pack by necrodog.

Cotton Candy Machine by icemunmun.

Pretzel & Hot Dog Maker + Instant Icecream by ravasheen.

Basketball Hoops Game + Arcade Room Pack by cepzid.

Disney Themed Birthday Balloons by simmerkate.

Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Goofy, Donald Duck, Daisy heads by tanyasims4. 

Custom Johnny Rockets + Baskin-Robbins + Domino's Pizza Stalls by qmbibi.

Jamba Juice Custom Stall by insimniacreations. 

Carnival/Fair food signs by beansbuilds. 

Disneyland navigation map, Disney character signs and cardboard cutouts, Wetzel's Pretzels + Dippin' Dots cart recolored by sierrathesimmer.

A huge thanks to all the cc creators that helped in the making of this build!

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[lemondemonpickuplines]

cast pretzels through the air at senior citizens with me <3

[ohanny]

methas: aww this is my little pretzel maker

jj: i am a physio therapist

methas: just sitting on his silly little bed, making pretzels all day

jj: i have a medical degree

[purriors]

hi!! i'm sol flare, she/they/he pronouns, i have a wife. professor of the [redacted] region. i specialize in clinical microbiology. i used to train ghost and dark type pokemon :)

this blog is mainly shitposting, if you look up to me as a professor please get out. don't ruin your image of me.

//ooc under cut

mod goes by solaris, he/they/she + neos. main is @s0larisflare. i also run @volcarona-enthusiast-official.

this blog is mostly low stakes shitposting, but i'd recommend being careful if you're uncomfortable with mid- and high-stakes. also, the nature of sol's backstory means that topics like self-harm, suicide, and child neglect may happen.

ic anon hate is fine!! sol used to be the leader of an evil team. also they're kind of a bad professor. have funsies and start drama :3

current arc: n/a

past arcs: meet your maker

tags:

#pretzel.exe - pretzel, a porygon2 that hacks the blog sometimes

#as seen on gliscord - commentary on things that happened on discord

#seaweed meows - sol's partner pokemon, seaweed. she meows. a translation is provided

#certified fancy boy - one of sol's pokemon. male meowstic called tylenol.

[murderofsomeone]

happy birthday!

alligators and pretzel makers 🐊🥨🐊🥨🐊🥨🐊🥨🐊🥨🐊🥨🐊🥨🐊🥨🐊🥨🐊🥨🐊🥨🎉🎉🎉

I'M GETTING GATOR ATTACKED

[shiningcindyz]

DAY 20 OF DINOVEMBER:

Birthday (Alligators & Pretzel Makers)

Awesome prompt list below B]

Made by @redezign-yr-logo 💖

[horsegirlz]

Reviewing Horse Picrews - Part 2

Check out: Part 1 here, Part 3 here

A brief review of every horse Picrew dollmaker I could find! (The small exception being any generic MLP G4 pony makers.)

I'll be trying to create an either sunbleached black / seal brown / liver chestnut horse in each one (my favourite coats), as well as one or two more exciting horse designs, showcasing the options.

(These Picrews are created by people in their free time without getting paid, so let's remember that and respect the artists!) ------------------------------------------------------------

⬆️ Together with Horse-san by Kikuko Rating: 🥕🥕🥕🥕⚫ 4/5 carrots + a fun drink 🍸 You can make a little scene of celebrating an occasion with your favourite race horse. Again, not a ton of options for coats or mane, but very cute for what it is! It doesn't use the built-in colour system and the categories are written in Japanese, so you might have to click around a bit.

⬆️ Pony Maker by Neonsparks Rating: 🥕🥕🥕🥕⚫ 4/5 carrots + plate of cookies 🍪🍪🍪 A cute one where you can make both some more realistic horses and very fantasy horses with lots of options! The style is fun and the amount of colour options made me happy. It's also easy to use with good thumbnails.

⬆️ Realistic Horse Maker by Glades Rating: 🥕🥕⚫⚫⚫ 2/5 carrots + a small sprout 🌱 This one is clearly under construction, but I thought it was nice enough to include anyway since it would look great once finished. There are a few different coat options available.

⬆️ Horse Maker by Hone Rating: 🥕🥕🥕⚫⚫ 3/5 carrots + bandaids 🩹🩹 There aren't that many options, but the horses look like they're part of a dark and dramatic story, which is worth points on its own. Doesn't use the built-in colour system but has good thumbnails.

⬆️ Pony Maker WIP by citrxs Rating: 🥕🥕🥕⚫⚫ 3/5 carrots + ice cream 🍦 It's a WIP, and there aren't any options for mane or tail styles, but you can still make a cute G3 MLP in this maker!

⬆️ PUH Maker by NOEN Rating: 🥕🥕🥕⚫⚫ 3/5 carrots + egg 🥚 PUH apparently stands for Pegasus Unicorn Horse. I don't know the context of this, but i like my PUH.

⬆️ Pony Maker! by Gentle Rating: 🥕🥕🥕⚫⚫ 3/5 carrots + a falling star 🌠 You can make some cute ponies in this one. It's MLP/fantasy focused and has some very pretty colour options. It loses one carrot point on that it was a bit hard to use due to the colour swatches being blank and some thumbnails being unclear, but the style is pretty.

⬆️ Chill Horse Maker by VirtualUmiushi Rating: 🥕🥕🥕⚫⚫ 3/5 carrots + warm soup 🥣 There aren't many options in this one, but the horses are indeed cute and easy-going. It doesn't use the built-in colour system but since there's not that many options it's still easy to use.

⬆️ horse maker by Yuglenta Rating: 🥕🥕⚫⚫⚫ 2/5 carrots + a rainbow 🌈 It doesn't have that many options, but it has a unique style. It doesn't use the built-in colour system but since there's not that many options it's fine. With a tiny bit more polish it would get another carrot point.

⬆️ Technicolour Horse Maker!! by ZIHETTE (@zihette on Tumblr) Rating: 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕 5/5 carrots + juice carton 🧃 I went in expecting this to have less options than it has. I could almost make a seal brown / sunbleached horse! There are lots of cute options in styles and colours, there are expressions and some accessories and extras, so I recommend this one, especially for the intended MLP/fantasy horses.

⬆️ Horse-ish by U------ma Rating: 🥕🥕⚫⚫⚫ 2/5 carrots + a pretzel 🥨 They're very cute even though there aren't that many different options. I would've given it another carrot point easily if there were more brown mane colour options.

⬆️ horse 1 by moooo Rating: 🥕🥕🥕⚫⚫ 3/5 carrots + delicious croissant 🥐 This one honestly took me a bit by surprise too. I would say it has a lot of potential, there are lots of good ideas in there, but it's a bit confusing to use (not using the built-in colour system but having relatively many options, and some being unclear). I would've liked to see a few more coat pattern/detail options and colours, but I think the horses are really cute.

⬆️ Horsesona maker by myrdrottningen (@queenoftheantz !) Rating: 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕 5/5 carrots + flower bouquet 💐 One of the cutest horse makers ever. Lots of customisation options, including different body and head shapes, mane and tail styles, accessories, etc. Doesn't go too deep into coat patterns and details, but has lots of other stuff. You can make both realistic and fantasy horses. Nice style. It's great!