#pretty crazy plot hole huh

[moonytoast-x]

no cuz why was there a child army in new rome....... they had adults....... like camp halfblood gets a pass bc there werent adults everyone died before age 20 but in new Rome?? what the freak were all those grown ups doing in the city while their TEENAGE KIDS were dying in war?? like they have no excuse actually

[slashingdisneypasta]

Beetlejuice x AFAB!Reader || Drabble+Smut

Plot: You bet him he couldn't leave you alone (stop harassing you) for even one day, not realising that he would take winning s o seriously, but he's a stubborn old fuck so now its been weeks, and he still wont give in. And well... now you kinda miss him. Ironic, huh?

Warnings: Smut. Reader is DOWN BAD, FED UP AND WANTS THAT PERVERT DICK. A little daddy kink, panty stealing, creampie (WRAP IT BEFORE YA TAP IT. Especially with this guy 😅 We dunno what he has 😅), at points its even kinda f l u f f y?? I tried to connect with different facets of Beetlejuice 😅🤣 XD Unedited.

"Stay fucken still." That raspy voice sounding a hundred shades of pissed o f f creeping directly in your ear, as well as the boner you're sitting on, do absolutely the opposite to what he wants. They do not deescalate anything- in fact, you just feel even more turned on. Jesus christ, who knew it would only take 2 weeks no-contact for you to find him attractive.

But-- b o y, do you see it now.

Yeah he's mucky, but thats part of it?? The harsh mossy stubble and forearm hair (When he rolls up his sleeves), the deep greasy racoon bags around his dark beady eyes, the crazy hair that will not be tamed, everything. You know its kind of fucked up, but you have never wanted someone so bad. And if it weren't for that stupid bet 2 weeks ago-- you would have him! Goddamnit. You and your big mouth.

"Come on BJ," You urge softly, using the tip of your finger to guide his face towards you even as every muscle in his face fights to stay strong and remain stern- and most importantly, avoid looking at you. "Look at me." The ghost with the most hadn't looked at you since he accepted the bet, afraid of seeing you and immediately losing. Immediately being unable to keep his nasty eyes- hands- mouth, off of you.

He's been so strong. So boneheaded-ly strong.

Meanwhile you've been going crazy thinking about him stuffing you with his cock and then keeping your dirty underwear after.

Now sat atop his lap, face-forward, you intend to get him to look at you again and break his resolve. If it is the last thing you do tonight. Or for the week.

"I am lookin' at you." His face barely moves; the words coming out forced and humourless. No tone at all. But you can feel his cock painfully hard stretching the seam on his pants, and your underwear. Probably an embarrassing wet spot, too. "Whadaya mean."

You're so close he can surely feel your warm breath on his face. Giving his nose a cute little brush with your own, you feel his dick twitch in his black and white striped pants and a slow grin worms it way onto your lips. "No you're not... come on. Please, BJ?" With round eyes, you pout a little. "I miss you."

With that, he gives a frustrated and animated groan, and finally looks down from just past your head- to your eyes, causing a delighted smile to slip across your face. "Come on now baby- thats not fair at all. Come on."

You throw your arms around his neck as a familiarly slimy, hot, sex-crazed grin spreads across his grimy mouth. That wild look that apparently you love appearing in his eyes again, looking down at you- all over. Licking over your pretty willing body with just a look. "You didn't give me a choice!!"

"Hey, hey, hey- you bet me, sugar- "

"Hey. You gonna take your chance and fuck me, or not?"

He shrugs. "Well when you're right, you're right." Then he kisses you open-mouthed and all-tongue and just how you imagined he would kiss, and swallows any giggle you were going to give. Along with all your thoughts.

~

Neither of you can bring yourselves to perform any foreplay- even though you want to. Want to enjoy this; grind in his lap a while longer, feel his tongue in your cunt, tease him with your lips warm and tongue damp over the top of his pants- But you're more then wet enough already, the fabric of your underwear sticks to your pussy lips, and his obviously rock-hard boner fights to tear a hole in its confines. You'll have time for all that fun stuff later, anyway.

You barely have time to properly taste each other's tongues for the first time before his greedy fingers are digging under your skirt, underneath your underwear, and slipping easily right into you. Too easily, shit. He gives a filthy groan, getting 3 of his fingers good and drenched in your slick; feeling your pretty cunt squeeze 'em. "Fuck, honey, I think this is the best pussy I ever had."

Breathless, you give a giggle; forehead pressed into his shoulder at just the feeling of his fingers invading you; hips juttering slightly into is hand. "You haven't even had me yet."

"Lets fix that, then, shall we? Now."

Your fingers go down to the button on his pants and eagerly, with deft fingers, undo it. He's not wearing underpants, predictably, so you just have to reach in and carefully finagle his fat cock free. Then you swipe a finger over the insanely leaky tip for fun and watch his head fall back against the wall, listening to the wildly horny, gutteral groan come out of him at the feeling.

He clicks his fingers and your underwear disappears. You see it reappear in his hand a last time, just before he shoves it in his jacket pocket; flashing you a cheesy grin. "Souvenir."

When finally, finally you sink down on his gross cock you both let out sighs of utter satisfaction. 2 weeks was a hell of an edge.

You're almost happy to just sit there with him stretching you open, milking him with your pussy, but when he shifts his hips, just getting more comfortable and laying his hands on your hips, the movement sparks a change of mind. "BJ... " You wrap your legs more securely around him, around the back of the chair he's sat in, and lift your hands to grip the lapels on his jacket. Your eyes meet his very dark, lusty ones. Just watching you; a little scary and a little smug and a little pussy drunk. "... fuck me."

"P l e a s e?"

"Please, daddy."

His eyes roll into the back of his head and dramatically huffs, making you giggle. "Oh fuck, baby, you really know howta murder a guy." With all his strength, he pulls himself back together; straightening up again. "Alright, alright- hold on, daddy's gonna take you on a ride."

You open your mouth to respond, but before you can even make noise, you blink and you're in another position entirely. Off the chair now, you find yourself pressed against a nearby wall, your legs still wrapped around him and his cock still throbbing inside you.

While you're feeling dizzy from teleporting, Beetlejuice pulls almost all the way out of your messy cunt and thrusts all the way back in- hard. He does it again. Then the pace picks up and he's pounding you into the wall at an inhuman pace that has you hiding your face in his shoulder again and knotting your fingers tight in his greasy hair.

Your orgasm builds up at a record pace, due to all the build up. It would be embarrassing, if he wasn't fighting not to paint your insides already himself. "I gotta- I gotta be honest, sweetie, I- I don't think daddy's gonna last long in this cat. Not this time. The way you're suckin me in- Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck. Pullin' my hair- Damn, shit, Fuck!- " Finally, BJ mashes his groin against yours and holds himself there; cumming hard inside you.

That causes your orgasm, rolling your hips against him and riding it out, making him shudder out a sigh. A vulgar dopey grin flickers across his jawline and black teeth.

... After a few minutes of heavy breathing- you catching your breath, and him just 'livin in it', enjoying the feel of breather meat for a while longer, you finally pull yourself together and raise your head carefully off his chest. "Um... " Suddenly you feel awkward. But not uncomfortable. You give a small, tired smile. "I don't know what to say?"

"... " He ducks down and presses his forehead to yours, and you're fooled for just a moment that this might be a sweet moment. "Uh. How about 'you win the bet, handsome?'."

Quickly you swat him, laughing. "Oh- Never!"

[elleluvsjurin]

better me and you

request: sub!rina

Synopsis: karina wants you to top for once 

Pairings: yoo jimin x model fem!reader

Cw: pussy eating(k rec.), fingering(k rec), switch!Rina x switch!fem, short story, smut without plot tbh

a/n: alt ending for pt 1: linked here 

Dating a kpop idol was unlike no other, especially thee Karina of Aespa. Ever since the first meet up between you two, you have been inseparable. It’s been 6 months since then and it’s been nothing but great even with you guys’ booked schedules, you two still try and make time to see each other. You two even decided to get a place together. Karina usually takes control over the relationship. Booking the trips, reserving private places for dates, etc. Even during sex, she enjoys taking control. Though, she’s thought about you doing all of the work here recently-a lot. Since it was an off day for the two of you, she decided to ask you to top. 

She walks into the shared room, upon seeing you scroll on your phone, she plops down on the bed next to you. Her breath hitches before she speaks up. “Uh, y/n?” she asks, her nervous persona confusing you as she’s normally confident. 

“Yes? What’s going on, my love?” you say, looking into her eyes, attempting to try and find the cause of her nervousness. “I want you to use me..” she blurts out and your eyes damn near bulge out of your head, her comment forcing you to sit up on the bed. “Huh?” you question. “I-I want you to top tonight.” she says, finally taking a breath and you softly chuckle. 

You see the tips of your girlfriend’s ears turn red and she looks defeated. “Nevermind-” she starts. “No, no. It’s fine, I wouldn’t mind fucking your brains out.” you say and she blushes. 

You get up to pull her into your lap and you softly kiss her lips. “You look so cute when you get shy..should’ve told me sooner, rina!” you mumble up against her soft lips. She giggles and cups your face with her hands, sticking her tongue in your mouth. You two fight for dominance and she ends up winning. You smile and pull away, “let me take control, i’m gonna make you feel good. Chill, ok?” you say, nicely scolding her and she nods her head up and down, listening to you instinctively. “Sorry, you know I'm used to it.” she says and you two share a cute giggle. 

“Seems like you want me to fuck you now, eh?” you ask and she blushes like crazy. That pink hue is now replaced with a red one. “I-I-wow.” she says. “You have a funny way of explaining yourself, honey.” you jokingly comment before lifting her up, lying her down on the bed. She grabs your shirt, pulling it over your head. She successfully pulls it off but you grab her wrist. “What’d I say?” you ask firmly and she freezes. “You told me to chill..” she says quietly and you press a kiss up to her lips. “Perfect. Be a good girl, hm?” you mumble and she nods her head. “Yes m-ma’am.” she softly mumbles. You smile at her, unbuckling her pants. You take off her garments one by one. Starting with her pants, ending it off with pulling down her underwear. A string of her slick sticking to her panties, indicating how turned on she is by your dominance. 

You go to kiss her stomach and she grabs onto your hair. “P-please..i need you so bad.” Karina softly mumbles and you smile. She spreads her legs for you, her glistening cunt on display. You bend over in front of her before saying “Such a pretty pussy, rina.” you mumble before diving in, licking and sucking all over her aching clit. Karina grabs a nice amount of your hair while she grinds on your face. “Shit- don’t stop!” karina cries out and of course, you don’t stop. You slowly start to thrust your tongue in her tight hole, you feel your girlfriend clench around your tongue and you softly moan. Karina throws her head back, feeling your tongue enter her pussy, grinding her pussy all over your face. “Fuck y/n..eat my pussy, just like that!” karina moans. You suck and slurp all over her clit, karina leans forward to smack your ass while you eat her out and you squeal into her cunt. 

You release your mouth from her clit and you start to finger her pussy. Her pussy juices leak all over your fingers as the tips of your fingers press up against that spongy spot inside of her. “God thats it, my love.” you whisper to yourself, before bending down and sucking her clit while you finger her pussy. “Im almost there.” karina mumbles, her voice slightly raspy. You thrust your fingers faster and karina draws out a long moan, her thighs shaking around your head as she cums all over your fingers. You clean her up with your tongue before coming up to kiss her lips. “That was so..hot.” karina breathes out up against your lips. “Says you.” you cheekily mumble and she grabs your ass, flipping the two of you over. “My turn.” karina says and you laugh. The evening ended in multiple orgasms and cuddles!

[ilwonuu]

meow meow meow…. What if…. So okay. Reader and Lee knaur are like “sworn enemies” but like one day Lee knaur is studying and reader starts annoying him for the fun of it and takes it too fat calling him a shrimp dick loser. Making him heat up as he’s all like “oh yeah I’ll show you how much of a shrimp dick loser I am then” and as he lifts her skirt up she’s wearing hello kitty panties and he gets so hard to the point where he pounds into reader so hard until she’s a mess of tears and smeared lipstick…

RARSBSBD C C

meow meow 😻 anon omg… i need lee knaur (LMFAO OKOK IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THIS IDEA IS AKSJSHSHSHS) thank you so much for your request lmk what you think<3

ੈ✩‧₊˚ shut you up ੈ✩‧₊˚

↬ lee minho

❥ pairing- sworn enemies to ???, dom!minho x sub reader

❥ warnings- smut without plot lol, MDNI, they hate each other (no they don’t), unprotected sex(of course), dirty talk, creampie, fingering, kissing, lmk what else???

❥ a/n- i had too much fun writing this???? lmk what you think!!! more drabbles soon<3 (send in any requests)

of course you would be paired up with lee minho. the annoying attractive boy you go to college with.

you two hated eachother, and he was sitting on your bed in your dorm.

“let’s get this over with.” he doesn’t even look at you once. “you know i don’t want you to be here as much as you don’t want to be here.” he just laughs at you.

“you’re fucking insufferable.” he says with disbelief behind his voice.

“you haven’t met yourself yet.” you scoff at him with a fake smile

“can you shut up so we can study? you’re so annoying.” his eyes are rolling at your voice.

“i’m fucking annoying? you’re voice is making me crazy shrimp dick loser. ” his eyes are on you, you can’t look away from him.

“what did you just call me?” he says with a laugh. “what you can’t handle that i called out you have a shrimp for a dick?” you scoff.

“oh yeah? i’ll show you how much of a shrimp dick loser i am then.” minho is reaching for your skirt lifting it up.

you are beyond shocked at his movements. but you want nothing more but for him to touch you more.

“hello kitty underwear baby?” his dick hardening in his jeans. he smirks rubbing over your thigh gently. the nickname has you losing your mind.

you don’t know what shifted in you. your breath hitching at his touch. “can i fuck you?” his question is in a whisper as he pulls your face closer to his.

“y-yes.” he just pulls your skirt higher onto you waist. “fuck-“ he watches you pull his jeans down as you pull his dick out you stroke it a couple times.

“fuck- what happened to that attitude huh?” he pulls your panties to the side, he asks slowly pushing into you quickly.

“what can’t speak now? i thought i was a shrimp dick loser darling?” he whispers into your ear as he drills into you on you bed.

“mmm- minho!” he shakes his head. “kiss me baby.” he pulls you into a sloppy kiss. him smearing your lipstick across your face.

when he pulled away he had your lipstick on his own lips. his hips speed into yours as he opens your legs wider.

you try to close your legs to run away from the pleasure, minho noticed this quickly.

he pulled you legs back open slowly his thrusts. “minho- i will come too fast.” he puts his forehead to yours.

“make a mess for me. you’re so fucking pretty.” he’s drilling into you again as he pulls you into a sloppy kiss.

you can’t hold your tears anymore your coming on his dick without warning but he doesn’t stop.

“you can take it for a little longer right angel?” his hips are stuttering but he slows his thrusts.

“where do you want me to- fuck come where do you want it?” he asks you sweetly.

“inside-“ as soon as he hears those words leave your lips his hips are speeding up again.

“fuck- you take it so well.” his words instantly going to your cunt.

“shit- im coming.” he groans as his hips stutter again. his cum painting your walls. he groans as he watches his cum start to leak out of your aching hole.

you start to calm to as you feel him pull out of you.

“don’t get too comfortable angel- i’m not done with you yet.” minho looks so sexy as he smirks at you, wiping some of your tears from your face.

he kisses your eyes as you feel his fingers rub your cunt gently. you feel two of his fingers start to fuck into you causing you to gasp. “so messy- come here.”

[alornights]

Bro I am obsessed with your bimbo!Reader it was so good and it honestly reminded me about the song bimbo doll by Tula Tsoil AND PLS THE THINGS I WILL DO FOR A KYLE ONE 🙏🏾🙏🏾

⟢ smarties

➜ in which ! kyle tries to resist the pretty bimbo girl.

🌷 ﹫kyle broflovski.

✩ 🦩 warnings﹗suggestive.

🍧 ⟡ notes — BIMBOS BIMBOS I LOVE BIMBOS LORD

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"I don't know..." The girl beside Kyle whined as he finally looked up from his page having spaced out.

Mr. Garrison sighed, "How the hell do you forget your backpack."

"I was in a rush." You murmured with a pout crossing your arms.

Kyle tilted his head somewhat amused by what was going on, usually, it was Cartman or Clyde making a fuss so this was new.

The girl turned to Kyle batting her long lashes with a smile, "Hey you, help me out?"

"Huh?"

You giggled pushing your desk to be next to him before leaning into him, "You'll help me out with this stuff, right?"

"Huh."

the only reason you guys even started talking was because you were failing half your classes and you begged kyle to tutor and how could he resist with the way you were staring at him.

even though he's mentally scared due to cartman from continuing relationships he just cant help himself.

trust, he tried desperately not to fall into the rabbit hole everyone else at school was going down with you.

but the way you just seemed to be a little more happier around him made his heart beat and he gave up.

yet he can't help but smile knowing cartman can't nor won't be able to get in the way of you two like he has with kyle's past relationships.

you're too dumb to notice, or you just don't fucking care.

maybe he likes you because your so naive in a way.

either way his head spins and his heart begins to explode with every passing day, his desire to be around you intensifying.

"Who would've thought that you of all people would be interested, let alone falling for Y/N of all people." Stan teased with a chuckle gulping down his soda.

Kyle rolled his eyes taking a sip of his own drink, "Me neither."

"Probably because you're too up your ass." Kenny joked with a grin throwing his bottle at Kyle's head.

everything you did was intoxicating to him, he couldn't breath.

the way you would plop yourself up on his desk your chest a little too close to his face, the urge to just plant his hands on your waist becoming all the prominent in his mind.

the way you'd link your arms with his as you walked through the halls, not paying anyone but him attention.

the way you'd just grab his hands without any notice and start playing with them sent shivers of delight down his body.

he lowkey feels like he's on drugs.

and when you start getting along with his brother? its over, he officially fallen head over heels for you.

and once again i give you a romance trope. bimbo pretty girl with the nerdy hot boy. MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN PEOPLE-

and when you started full on flirting with him he thought he'd die.

"You're so handsome Ky..." You murmur with a smile placing your hands on his shoulders, rubbing them slightly.

"You're making me go crazy." He groaned into your neck, wrapping his arms around your waist to bring you closer.

You giggled wrapping your arms around his neck to bring him closer, "Am I now?"

he's so interested in the gossip, like actually.

at first, he was iffy when you started telling people's drama but after a while, he was fully invested in these fucking plot lines.

somehow managing to get him to skip class, lord knows how.

oh he turns into such a "rebel" at times with you, maybe even lets you make out with him in the most obvious but not places.

bro starts getting real bold really fast though, calls you angel, precious, darling and all these other things.

confidently just starts bragging to all his friends about having you wrapped around his finger (even tho its also the other way around)

makes a living off of tutoring and dedicates half of it to you.

his dad is also somewhat rich, the guys a lawyer, he probably makes bank and gives allowances to his kids.

"What do you think?" You questioned walking out of the changing room, doing a little twirl before looking at yourself in the mirror to see if you were liking the look.

"Divine." Was all he could say giving you a thumbs up, looking anywhere but your face, watching as your dress began to hike up to your ass due to how tight it was.

"Really?" You questioned happily turning back to him.

He smiled with a laugh. "Really, you look beautiful angel."

you so totally got him into haircare and skin care.

you thought kyle was good looking before? he's looking like an angel sent from heaven a few weeks after consistent care.

you also some how manage to get him to drive you anywhere you wanted for lunch, of course, to study.

loves loves loves getting you to play basketball with him.

lord have mercy on him when you start running. the man is gone.

he'll help show you how to shoot a shot coming up behind you letting his arms go all over you with a smirk.

and god knows what happens when you full on just start making actual moves, actual meaning risky moves.

"Mmmm, Kyle can we go home." You whined, tugging him away from his friends. "Please? 'M so bored watching this."

Kyle sighed kissing your lips lightly, "Soon precious. We're almost done with the match."

You pouted letting your hands go under his shirt to draw circles on his stomach. "Please Ky?"

Kyle paused sucking in a breath taking a look at the other guys who to engrossed in playing basketball before looking at you. "Angel."

"Let's go..." You demanded with an innocent smile, letting your hands fall lower and lower.

Kyle groaned, "The things you do to me, let's go."

[bl4kstar]

jealous? draco malfoy smut

summary: you make draco jealous because you think he’s more in love with pansy than with you

warnings: smut and fluff, aged up malfoy, mdni, degradation, yelling, mentions of cheating.

For the last few weeks, you started to realize Draco has been spending less time with you. You'd ask him if he needs help with his homework and he'd answer with "Not today Pansy is going to help me with my work." You just accepted it, and walked away.

Valentine's Day was approaching and you wanted to surprise him with a romantic walk around Hogsmeade. But you thought he would make another excuse and hang out with Pansy. So you decide to try to get you man back.

Today you rose your skirt higher to make it shorter and tightened the white collar top with a rubber band in the back. When you walked into the great hall everyone's head turned and so did Draco's. Draco heard a kid next to him saying "Bloody hell, that's your girlfriend malfoy?" He responded like he usually would "Yes, prick do you want her or something?" "No just asking." "Whatever." Draco scoffed.

Draco noticed that you were walking towards the Gryffindor table where you tap Harry's shoulder. "Hii, Harry can I sit here." Harry looked up at you trying not to look at your body knowing that you and Draco were dating. "I mean sure, if you want." Harry said shyly.

You sat down and you asked Harry "Where is everyone else?" He answered with "They're somewhere, they should be here soon." You nod your head. Looking back at Draco to see if he was looking. His jaw was clenched. His veins going up his arms. It's a sight to see for sure. You turned your head back to Harry. Your fingers gently graze Harry's thigh.

"Y/n aren't you with Malfoy?" "No." You replied. At this point, Draco was pretty much red. Draco walked up to you and grabbed your wrist. He dragged you to the guy's bathroom.

"DRACO WHAT THE FUCK!?" "WHAT THE FUCK, I SHOULD BE ASKING THAT QUESTION Y/N!" "ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU WANT TO FUCK POTTER?!" Draco yelled. "You rolled your eyes and started to walk out of the room. Draco grabbed your wrist again and pinned you to the wall. "You really think you can just walk off like that huh?" y/l/n.

"Do you want me to fuck some sense into you?" Draco's hands started to wander his hand curved down your waist to the curve of your ass. "Maybe I do want you to." You responded.

Draco let out a sigh and smirked. "You want me to do what exactly y/n/l?" "Draco don't be fucking tease." "You already know." "I don't," Draco said. His hands now reached up your skirt rubbing circles on your clit through your underwear. "What do you want?" "ughhhh you groaned annoyed. I want you to fuck me Draco, okay, I want you.

"Your a freaky little slut aren't you? "My freaky little slut." "Your pussy started to get wetter just by Draco's words. Draco directed you to a bathroom stall telling you to sit. He pulled off your underwear. and unbuckled his belt. "No foreplay?" You ask. "No bratty sluts like you don't deserve to be spoiled with words of praise and kisses," Draco replied talking of his pants. Draco pulled off his underwear and his dick sprang up and touched his lower stomach. "You're so wet already huh?" "Needy whore." Draco's words made you melt. As much as you loved to be praised you loved to be degraded just as much. Draco lined up his cock with your hole and pushed in. You both let out a sigh of pleasure. "Fuckk y/l/n." "This is what needy little sluts get." They get fucked, fucked like the little bitch they are.

You were a moaning mess. Draco's words with the mix of his cock going deep inside you made you crazy.

imma finish this later<33 and just so yall know draco wasn't cheating he had a surpise for u you'll see the plot later.

[bookishdaze]

My too long theory post about Mae as Reverse Caesar? This is multiple theories, really...

My theories on Mae's origins have ranged from her just being a lone smart girl among feral humans, to her coming from an underground civilization living in a bunker (My personal favorite. I like Fallout, lol).

Here's one that came to mind recently. It's not my main theory for her, (I still think she's just from some colony of smart humans) but it's my most "creative" and "crazy" one, but if people are allowed their crazy astronaut theories, THEN I'M ALLOWED THIS ONE 🤪

I'm gonna be calling her Mae/Nova for this.

Feel free to poke holes in this theory by the way, hehe.

This theory came to me after watching the new trailer, where we hear her being called "Nova," and we also get a shot of her riding on horseback with Raka. It reminded me a lot of Nova from War riding with Maurice.

So I thought, 'Huh, we're getting another blonde girl named Nova riding on horseback with an orangutan in the exact same way. It almost looks like the characters and plot for KOTPOTA could be a reworked version of what a plot could look like for a direct War sequel following a grown up Cornelius with Nova and Maurice and ohhhhhh-'

*puts on tinfoil hat* So my weird train of thought led me to this wacky theory: Mae/Nova is a human that was taken in by Raka as a child, and he has been raising and taking care of her. Just like Maurice did for Nova. She's kinda like Tarzan.

At first I had thought Raka met Mae/Nova because she was separated from her human colony and he was helping her get back home before they ran into Noa.

I also thought that maybe they come from a place where humans and apes already coexist, and I honestly still think either of these is the case tbh, but this part of a recent article made me think otherwise.

The "rabbit-in-headlights" bit makes me doubt she comes from a place where there are intelligent humans. (It's still possible she could be. I'll get to that later). To me this sounds like she's smarter, but still has some "animal" behaviors.

As for why Raka took her in, it can totally just be coincidence that we have another friendly orangutan who adopted a young girl.

Or maybe it became some sort of, ehh, tradition? Him wearing a necklace with Caesar's symbol and talking about how apes and humans used to live side by side makes him sound like a religious person. Maybe somewhere along the line, it became custom for those who follow his faith to "adopt a Nova" to raise and take care of, like Maurice did.

There is a difference, though. Raka could have been taking care of Mae/Nova, but he still sees her as an...well, an animal. A very smart animal that he feels a responsibility towards. I know him viewing her as an animal sounds pretty harsh, but keep in mind that humans have regressed to be like animals at this point.

And there's also this scene where he just....tosses her some food. It's no different from the way humans toss a friendly animal some food, really.

"But why does she seem frightened by the apes at the fireplace if she's been raised by Raka?"

I think she's scared of Noa here.

Orangutans are actually solitary creatures (I googled, lol), so it's very possible that it's just been her and Raka, and any newcomer makes her nervous.

Ok ok ok, so he's a guy who has taken in an animal that shows signs of intelligence and has taken it upon himself to nurture and care for this animal because his personal beliefs tell him that in doing so, he could potentially make the world a better place.

Like Will did with Caesar.

"So she's reverse Caesar." Yeah. That's pretty much what I've been trying to get at with all my rambling. Yay, parallels!

And we know Will cared for Caesar, but he always saw him as an animal. A very smart animal, but an animal nonetheless. He had him on a leash, and as much as he didn't want to, he still took him to the primate shelter. It wasn't Will being cruel, he just treated Caesar the way any human would have treated an animal, no matter how close they are.

Of course, like Caesar, Mae/Nova is gonna go through some changes. She's a young girl growing into adulthood. She'll have "needs and wants," as this article states.

Those needs and wants could be many things. To be regarded as equal. No longer wanting to feel inferior. And if she truly is some lone smart girl among a world of feral humans, she's also gonna feel really really lonely. (Think about it. If she does not come from a colony of smart humans and she truly is the only one, that's tragic. I'd be depressed, man).

So she'll also want friendship and companionship. To have a friend or anyone she can relate with. She'll most likely find this with Noa, since the article says, "...there are far more parallels and commonalities between the two of them than they might have originally imagined."

Okay, one question came to mind when coming up with this theory.

Why is she smarter than other humans? I got a few theories.

Theory 1. She could still be someone who grew up in a colony of intelligent humans, whether it be a colony in an underground bunker or anywhere else. It doesn't matter. But something terrible may have happened, like her colony was killed off, or she was separated from them as a little girl. Then Raka found her and took her in. Like Tarzan!

Theory 2. This one and the third one won't be as satisfying to fans, I assume. But maybe Raka noticed a lone child that was smarter than most, and he decided to take her in and help her intelligence grow.

Theory 3. She started off as an unintelligent feral girl, but being raised by an ape allowed her to slowly gain her intelligence back. I actually like this one. For starters, it's similar to the Planet of the Apes novel from 1963, where one of the astronauts became feral and unintelligent because of spending too much time in a cage with feral humans at a zoo, and Nova actually gained the ability to speak and became intelligent after spending a year or two in space with Ulysse, the protagonist.

Theory 4. She's like Megamind where she was launched into space from an alien planet as a baby while her homeworld burned all around her and she crash landed onto Earth. THERE'S YOUR ASTRONAUT THEORY.

I'm kidding. That was a joke. I know April Fool's was two days ago.

As for her name, we've gotten three so far. Mae, Nova, and Echo. I like to think of her name as a sort of symbol or indicator of her character growth, where I assume she'll gain the ability to speak at the end, or will have grown into herself as a person.

She'll start off as Nova. A common generic name given to all humans, given to her by Raka.

Then Echo. A more unique name given to her by Noa, but still not her own.

Then, finally, Mae. Her true unique name that she was either born with, or she picks out for herself.

Aaaaand I think that's it. I'm done. I know that was long, but I wanted to gather all of my thoughts and theories on Mae/Nova somewhere before I watch the movie in a month. Whatever her story is, I cannot wait to see it unfold. Now it's time for me to SLEEP.

[shidouyosa]

would you mind writing about... male reader being busy studying but barou want some attention so he just... sits down on reader's lap and they continue from there? go crazy 👀

Of course... 👀

MINORS DNI

Tags: male!reader x Shouei Barou, dom!Barou, sub!reader, anal, cumming inside, orgasm denial, cockwarming at the end, porn with somewhat of a plot, not proofread

You didn't invite your boyfriend to stay at your place today, he pretty much invited himself. But that's something you're already used to. Every now and then, Barou stands in front of your door and he doesn't care how busy you are, he always insists on staying for a while.

And that's how it happened today again. For the past weeks, you've been really busy studying for your upcoming finals. Because of that, you either didn't have much time to spend with Barou or you were too tired. And even though he acts like he doesn't mind it much, he does mind it. A lot. He misses your attention in general, but some sexual frustration has also been growing in him. Getting off to the thought of you just isn't enough.

So far, Barou kept himself busy by cleaning your apartment because you haven't done that in longer than you'd like to admit - studying just took up your time and energy. But hey, your boyfriend is always happy to help with that. Although, every now and then he mumbles little complaints under his breath because he didn't expect there to be so much undone laundry and he didn't think your cupboards would be that dusty either.

Barou spent hours cleaning your apartment, but you're still not done with studying for today even though it's already late afternoon. The only time you and Barou got to spend together was when you ate lunch together. But besides that, your eyes have been locked on your laptop all day.

You're caught off guard when Barou suddenly closes your laptop and puts it to the side. "It's time for you to take a break," he says before getting onto your lap, leaning his chest against yours. "You've been studying all fucking day."

"It's really important, you know I-" Barou quickly interrupts you by pushing himself more against you.

"You've been studying for weeks, have you seen the state your apartment is in? Have you even been taking care of yourself properly?" Barou grabs both of your wrists and pins your arms above your head. "Let me take care of you."

"Shouei, I really need to get back to-" Your boyfriend interrupts you again, but this time by placing his lips on yours. You immediately melt into the touch and it's only at this moment that you realize how desperate you actually are for him.

The kiss quickly turns into a heated makeup session and Barou has released your arms from his grip so you can touch him however you want - although it's obvious he wants to take the lead.

After both of you got undressed, Barou makes you sit on his lap and looks down at your hard cock. "How much I missed the sight of this..." He says as his hand moves down towards your member to stroke it gently - just to tease you a little.

"M-more..." You whisper in a desperate tone before leaning your head against his shoulder where you start leaving a few hickeys.

"Someone's desperate for my touch, huh?" Your boyfriend's strokes get a little quicker, but a few moments later he already stops and removes his hand from your member. Before you get to say anything, both of his hands lift you up by your ass and position you over his cock.

As you slowly lower yourself on Barou's member, taking him into you inch by inch, you let out a loud moan before biting down on his shoulder to get rid of some of the pressure that build up inside you from the pain caused by how much your hole is getting stretched.

"As tight as I remember..." Barou groans, still keeping his hands on your asscheeks as he lowers you down more and more until he's completely inside you. You stay in this position for a bit until you get used to the feeling and all the pain is gone.

As soon as all you feel is pleasure, you start bouncing up and down on Barou's member. His hands are still firmly placed on your asscheeks to support you. Just after a bit, he removes one hand so he can continue stroking your dick.

The room gets hot and is filled with only the noises of you and Barou. your skin slapping against each other over and over with both of you moaning each other's names during the pleasure you share. Usually, you'd last longer during sex, but because you've gotten so desperate, this time you're about to reach your climax earlier.

As soon as Barou notices your cock twitching, he removes his hand and places is back on your ass to make you bounce up and down a little quicker.

"H-hey!- I was about to cum-" You complain as soon as your boyfriend's hand stops touching your member. Your reaction only makes him chuckle.

"Not this early," Barou lets out a short groan, but he can feel himself getting closer to cumming as well. So just a minute or two later, his hand returns to giving pleasure to your member.

He didn't exactly expect you to cum only a few seconds later, but knowing it took only a few more strokes to send you over the edge gives your boyfriend a huge confidence boost.

It doesn't take much longer until Barou cums as well. He's never told you when he's getting close to finishing, but you've gotten good at sensing it. Just this time, you didn't pay enough attention so you let out a little gasp when you suddenly felt your boyfriend's hot liquid inside of you.

You slow down a little until you're completely still, now with both of you breathing heavily as you rest your head on Barou's shoulder. His hands are now gently caressing your hair while you calm your breathing.

You're about to get up, but the feeling of Barou's hard member inside of you is just too good to let go of now. "Maybe we can stay like this while I study?..." You ask. "Just uh- Let me turn around."

"Mhm-" Barou lets you get up for a moment so you can turn around, now leaning your back against his chest as you lower yourself on his dick once more.

And now there you are, sitting on your boyfriends still hard member with a blanket over your legs and laptop on your lap while you continue studying. Barou does distract you a little bit sometimes, but most of your attention has returned to studying by now. Just as soon as you're done with that for today, there might be a second round for the two of you.

[delta-lethonomia]

For the fanfic/author ask game: 5, 10, 16, 23, 28

Thank youuuuuu! alrighty *cracks knuckles*

5. What’s something you learned while researching a fic?

Tbh I don't do much research? I usually only look up dialogue or to confirm things from the game. I did fall down a bit of a rabbit hole researching established drugs in Faerûn at one point, and had a great time learning about all the neighborhoods and layout of Baldur's Gate. But once I learned that the sword coast is about the size of the US west coast and Baldur's Gate is analogous to San Francisco it all clicked into place for me. Whenever there's a description of weather in my fics, I'm basing it off the micro-climates and general ~vibes~ I'm familiar with in SF.

10. Is there a character or ship you'd love to write for, but haven't yet?

I am dying to get to Ascended Astarion. He's so pathetic and simultaneously scary I need to gnaw on him.

To be honest I kind of miss my take on Dalyria, I feel like I spent a lot of time trying to understand the type of person she is but had to step away or obscure a lot of her reactions because SNW was through Tav's perspective. It would be fun to do something with her. Maybe a one shot where Astarion ascends but his siblings somehow aren't sacrificed? Or A!A does lose his soul, Tav/Durge manages to retrieve it, but in the process the remaining 6 spawn siblings are also returned to life, and now get to deal with an Astarion that did condemn them to be tortured for all eternity? Hmmmm decisions decisions

Other than that, call me crazy but Gortash/Karlach. Idk. There's something there, man. I haven't the slightest idea how that would work but I want to make it happen and maybe she kills him afterwards idk it's hot

ok completely out of left field here but the part of my brain that's still obsessed with Naruto desperately wants to write an Uchiha Madara/political activist!OFC fic. It's been like 15 years, brain, stop

16. What do you struggle with most when writing?

writing short scenes 😅 my notes can be a sentence, then the scene itself ends up being like 4k. getting to the point is hard!!! I just like chewing on everyone's thoughts and motivations and writing dialogue that organically leads to the point I want to make instead of immediately jumping into it. I think I'm pretty good at character development but god it could be quicker

other than that, scene transitions.

23. What’s a story you’d love to write but haven’t even started yet?

I've got another spin-off oneshot featuring Ascended Astarion in the works. I haven't really worked on it yet - I've got the plot and scenes written out, but no actual content - as I'm waiting to get to a certain point in Wrong Reasons due to spoilers for Tav's plot. But man, it's gonna be wild. Full body horror, very depressing. If SNW is Tav's fantasy then this one is gonna be Astarion's, taken to it's logical conclusion :) (Once again, this has no bearing regarding ascension happening or not in wrong reasons. There's a lot of ways that could go ;))

28. What's the angstiest idea you've ever come up with?

Tav's whole relationship with Sylvar is pretty damn angsty, and you all don't know the half of it! If I ever wrote a fic going through all that happened and why things went the way they did, it would be pretty damn intense. Honestly I love Sylvar hahahhah he's such a piece of shit (affectionate)

Other than that, the Ascended Astarion one shot above is gonna be..... yeah. Not gonna spoil anything but it's gonna make the age of authenticity look tame <3 and not even in a torture porn type of way! V'dek was a psychopath and A!A isn't! just in a very.... wow. that's fucked. this is the worst ending isn't it. stinging nettle wine was the better path for these two huh

[luna-loveboop]

AY YOO IVE GOT MY STUPIDEST ZELDA THEORY EVER

OK SO THE SWCRET STONED

These fruit gummy fuckers everyone agrees Lonk would eat on sight

I THINK THEY TURN PEOPLE INTO FURRY GODS- I MEAN ZONAI

So let’s look at the hair, those godly locks

AWWWW YEAH

HE A GHOST AND GOAT DADDYS STILL GOT IT

But there’s two other not originally Zonai peeps with secret stones who need a special barber

But Ganondarfr didn’t have long hair before he got jelly and stole Sonia’s fruit gummy

SO WITH THE PICS OF SONIC AND GARFUNKEL THE FRUIT GUMMIES GAVE THEM LONG HAIR

And there’s another Zonai God Gal for reference the one the only MINERUUUUU

And the thing about my bestie Minnie is she’s got short hair which seems like a plot hole in my theory

But if you look at Minnieerus hair from the back it shows just as much volume and potential to be long enough to weigh her ears down so my theory is my girl just chops her hair like every day so she looks cool with her short hair and floaty scarf thingy

Btw heres my favourite pic of Zeldie with her adoptive lumps of hair

But what does that mean for Sonia?? Girl changed species???

Well looking at the other Hylians of the era it isn’t just a time difference between her and Zeldao

Here’s some of her Hylian besties and guess what their hair doesn’t reach to their ankles

Even in the murals Soniar stands out with way different features from the normal Hylians

SO I THINK GOAT DADDY I MEAN RUAUR GIFTED HER A STONE SO THEY COULD BE TWINSIES AND HER HAIR STARTED GROWING AND THEY WERE LIKE OMG WE MATCH!!!!!

Anyways that’s the hair Zonais got long hair and Soniie babe and Goofandoofle both got long hair not native to their species that they didn’t have before the fruit gummy evolution

SO SAUNA AND GANONDORK GREW LUSCIOUS LOCKS TO THE FLOOR WHEN THEY STARTED WEARING WELCHS FRUIT SNACKS

But we can’t just assume the stones turn people into Zonais on just hair alone!!!!!!!

SO LOOK AT SOME EARSSS

It’s a pretty distinct thing for goat gods I mean Zonai to have pretty long hearing flesh sticks

Once again looking at the pics and murals from before Sonnia’s Hylians of the time don’t have those long features- they do have a bit longer ears than our Zelda but Sonar’s still different my babe got a stone and her ears were growing and she was like huh cool

AND MY QUEEN (LIKE SHES AN ACTUAL QUEEN OK LIKE ROYALTY SHES MY QUEEEEEN) SONNA GOT LONGER HEAD ACCESSORIES I MEAN EARS TOO WHEN SHE GOT THAT STONE

BUT WAIT !

GABONDARFLE didn’t get longer ears!!!

(But with ears he also had different ears to begin with ewww round)

But all his features from the edible rock are also different than Sortias

WHY IS THAT?’!

Well you know what I think

I think the little transformation crap depended on how they used the power

Sonia didn’t really use it much, at least not enough to transform her in seconds like Demon Ding did

BUT WE SEE GANNONDORFLE TRANSFORM IN LIKE TWO SECONDS WITH HIS RED SKY AND ANGRY GROANING

GRRUUUUUUGHHHH

So I think my dude got different transformation features because he poured all his power at once and grew it like crazy instead of being a normal god furrie

BUT THEN WE GOT THE TEETH

They didn’t know they were gonna need a new dentist when they got stoned but they do they really do like look at those fangs

The Original Zonai tm got goat teeth but then so did Ganonfqorf when he did the Demon Ding dingy

BUT THEN GUESS WHAT THEY ALSO GOT?!

HORNS!!!!!

When Gonandorcl turned himself into a whatthehell he got himself some horns

And most everyone’s like oh he just got some horns because he’s like a demon king thing now

BUT GUESS WHO ALSO HAS HORNS?!??!

AWWWWWW YEAREAASHHHHHH

RARFU GOT HORNS TOOOOOOOOO HE AND GANONSFORE ARE TWINSIIESSS

But then we got their nails

DAMN GIRL! MINIIERROOO FOR THE WIN with her purple nails, once you’re a goat god, a Zonai, a Zoat if you will you never have to get a nail job again just look at those CLAWS

And again my queen Soneyoe (MY QUEEEEEEEN) doesn’t have those dumb features like horns and teeth and nails cause she didn’t feel like screaming like she was in labor to squeeze all the juicy power from her fruit gummy

BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR MY GIRL ZELDA SHES GOT A SECRET STONE TOO IS SHE GONNA BECOME A ZOAT I MEAN ZONAI

Well I think she’ll be fine cause she doesn’t know her strength enough to go bonkers fucking wonkers and go full out ape god mode (same for all the sages from past and present)

But I know you fan artists and writers and comicers (love y’all you’re great Ok) have been doing some shit about Lonk turning into Zonai when he got that arm well this is your invitation to have Zeldo get her BOTW hair back and maybe some bigger ears or something idk

SO THATS MY DUMBEST ZELDA THEORY TO DATE THOSE SERCET STONES TURN PEOPLE INTO THE ZONAI LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

[actuallysaiyan]

I Still Want You Around(Part II)

The Peeping Rōnin(Part II)

warnings: mentions of smoking, drinking, partying, mentions of a loss of a loved one, insinuations of spying pairings: Nanami Kento x Fem!OC taglist: @beneathstarryskies @seireiteihellbutterfly summary: With the party planned for the new manager, the new tenants begin to wonder what he'll do to help fix up the old house. Kimiko makes Kento believe terrible things about our poor Rōnin. The party begins, leaving poor Karin nowhere to go as they take control of her room. Kento confesses something to Karin, making her realize they are more alike than previously thought. Kindred spirits, perhaps. a/n: I'll be using some Japanese terms here and there within this fic, but nothing crazy. Chabudai= short-legged table used in traditional Japanese homes. Rōnin= A masterless Samurai, unemployed salaryman or a secondary school graduate who has not yet been admitted to university.

Masterlist

The next morning, Kento and the movers are at the old boarding house. Despite the fact that the movers are there to help Kento move the heavier things into the house, he’s still out there with them. Karin sits in the doorway of her room, watching as the movers lug heavy furniture into the manager’s room. Her eyes nearly bulge out of her skull when she sees Kento. He’s got his sleeves unbuttoned and pushed up, showing off veiny and muscular forearms. His chest is puffed out a little too, and Karin’s jaw nearly drops when she notices he’s got a few buttons opened there too. A small amount of chest hair is visible, and she feels her heart stop when she sees a bead of sweat get swallowed up by the hair.

“Eyeballin’ the new manager, huh?” Kimiko teases, elbowing her in the side.

Karin grips her side, “Ow! No! What the hell?”

But there was no denying it. The man was gorgeous, how could she not sneak a peek? Especially when he was working just as hard, if not harder, than the movers themselves. He’s an impressive man, that’s for sure. But his looks were sublime. The man looked like a Greek god, an ADONIS! There wasn’t anything that could make Karin think otherwise.

“Ah don’t be shy,” Kimiko whispers in Karin’s ear. “He’s pretty damn good lookin’!”

Karin whips around to face her red-headed neighbor, “What the hell? That’s our new manager!”

Just in that instant, Kento is passing by with a heavy looking box. He looks at both women, his brows furrowed a little. Karin wishes she could just be swallowed whole by the ground. Kimiko laughs, pushing over Karin. Karin squeals as she falls nearly in front of Kento, who’s trying not to laugh at the entire interaction.

“Sorry! Sorry! Didn’t mean to,” Karin says, dusting herself off and returning to her room.

How embarrassing! He really must think she’s an idiot.

“Good going, Karin! Way to really fall on your knees!” Kimiko says, chuckling as she leaves the room.

The minute some of the other movers come in, she’s quickly flirting with them. Karin scoffs at Kimiko’s feminine wiles. She feels so plain Jane compared to Kimiko. Ever since she moved here, she wondered if she could even compare to the redheaded woman. Karin never felt like she was someone special to begin with, so seeing someone with such sex appeal just oozing from her, it made her nervous.

Karin settles in her room, sitting at her desk. It’s such a nice day out, and yet she’s confined to her room. There’s a rustling sound coming from the closet and soon Mr. Ide is poking his head from his usual spot in the hole in the closet that connects their two rooms. He’s resting his head on his hands, a big smirk on his face.

“So, young Karin, are you ready for the party tonight?” he asks, looking right at her.

“As long as it doesn’t require being in my room, then yeah sure.”

Mr. Ide smirks even wider, bringing his hands together and rubbing them together. He’s plotting for this to happen exactly as the young woman explains against it. There’s nothing he enjoys more than to torment Karin to no end.

“Your room, you say? How generous of you to offer this to us!”

Karin grumbles and finally turns to the man. She’s got her pencil gripped so tightly in her fist, it looks like it may snap. Eraser dustings fly up into the air, polluting the room even more than before. Mr. Ide narrows his eyes playfully, watching her reaction.

“No! No no no! Not my room, I just said that!”

Mr. Ide, “Your room? Your room, you said?”

She cries out, snapping her pencil. She shoves it aside, and grabs another one from the desk. Karin is exasperated, desperate to try and study even more. Mr. Ide slides into the room even closer, and he pokes her cheek. She turns away violently, growling something angry under her breath before getting up.

“How am I supposed to get any studying done around here?!”

She stomps towards the doorway, slamming it behind her. She watches as Kento brings more boxes into his room, stopping to take a break. He smiles at her sweetly, then approaches her after he’s set the last box down into her room.

“I’ve heard that…you have trouble getting into college. Is that true?” Kento asks her, trying to make conversation.

Her cheeks burn and she looks down at her feet, “Uh…well…yes.”

She wished even more so that the floor would swallow her up. Kento waves at her before heading outside to assess the situation of what the front entrance looks like. He picks up a broom and begins sweeping, cleaning up the sidewalk and the walkway into the home. There’s a lot of work to be done around this place. The last manager didn’t really do a good job at keeping the place fixed up and clean, but Kento isn’t a stranger to hard work. He’s got his hands full, but he’s going to work hard and work proudly. 

A loud commotion is heard from outside and Karin ducks her head outside the door to see Sei coming in. He stops at the front door, noticing the new animal that’s gracing the yard. Sei exclaims loudly as the dog pokes her nose out and begins licking the child’s face. Sei squeals softly.

“MOOOM!” Everyone comes rushing at the sound of this, noticing Sei and the dog happily getting along.

“Phew, and I thought you were dangerously hurt.” Mrs. Orito says, lighting up her cigarette as she sits on the porch.

Kimiko smirks, “Oh, so you’re a dog kind of guy.”

Kento steps over to the dog and rubs her ears, making the dog whine happily. He then smiles at the residents of the house. He was hoping that they wouldn’t have an issue with the dog, seeing as he was not about to part without Hinata. Hinata had been his best friend for some time now.

“This is my dog, Hinata.”

Mrs. Orito laughs, “Hinata? Ain’t that a name for a woman?”

Kento smiles down at the dog, “Exactly.”

Eventually, Mrs. Orito brings Sei inside after she’s done with her cigarette. Mr. Ide and Kimiko head back inside. Kento continues to sweep outside, leaving Karin feeling a bit dejected by all of this. With the new manager and everyone just teasing her, how else is she supposed to feel? She heads back inside, hoping that Mr. Ide would just leave her alone.

Kento enters the house once more after he’s done sweeping the entryway. Kimiko waits for him just outside the manager’s room. She’s got a trick up her sleeve, so she puts on her cutest pout. Kento smiles politely to her, and she beckons him closer.

“You know, there’s something I’ve been meaning to talk to you about. I had mentioned it to the last manager, but he hasn’t been around in a long while,” Kimiko begins.

Kento nods, “Of course. I’m the manager now. You can tell me anything.”

With Karin watching them from her room doorway, Kimiko makes a move. She leans in closer, grabbing his hand gently and then reaching up on her tiptoes to be able to whisper something in his ear. Karin grumbles as she watches the scene before her. She’s green with envy.

“A peeping Tom? Er…peeping Tammy? Really?” Kento inquires, his stomach flipping with anxiety from the knowledge he’s just received.

Kimiko nods, “Yes, let me show you.”

She grabs him by the wrist, pulling him towards Karin’s room. Kimiko pushes Karin out of the way, claiming her to be a spy. Kento carefully assesses the situation, wondering when to intervene when it comes to these two young women. They seem to be mostly friendly towards one another, but if the situation from earlier should define anything, he has his doubts about what Kimiko has to say and figures she must love to gossip.

“See? Here’s the hole!” Kimiko announces, her finger pointed at the poorly patched hole in the wall.

Karin looks away, ashamed of what she’s being accused of. This isn’t exactly the best first impression for the young rōnin to make. Kento steps closer to the whole, inspecting it further. There was no disputing this; it was a poorly patched hole. 

“I swear it wasn’t me who made it!” Karin cries out, her head in her hands.

Kimiko pokes her in the chest, “Oh yeah?! Then who did? Rodents?”

Kento begins pulling the boards off, noting that he’ll have to do a bit of patchwork. But it would probably only take him the better part of the afternoon. It wasn’t anything he couldn’t fix. He finally looks back at the two young women, hoping for more of an explanation than he just got.

“Can’t you see how it’s coming from the other side?!” Karin exclaims, hoping to get the blame shifted to Mr. Ide.

Kimiko and Kento exchange a glance, and he then begins to think about who’s on the other side of the wall. A shiver runs down his spine. Already he thinks Karin is pretty cute, but he didn’t want to believe that one of his tenants was a pervert. He looks at her, eyebrow cocked.

“Isn’t…doesn’t that mean…” He begins, unable to finish his question.

Karin throws her hands up in defeat and walks back over to her desk. She sits down, unable to even answer that insinuation. Kento sighs, making his way back to his room. He’s got the tools and materials to fix up the holes in the wall. Maybe he’ll just choose to ignore the situation and not think about how this makes Karin look right now.

Kimiko sticks her tongue out at Karin, making the young rōnin flip her off. Then Kimiko stalks off, proud of herself for the drama she’s just caused. Karin returns to her studying. She’s got a test tomorrow, so she really should just be focused on that. Kento returns and he bends down to begin working on the holes in the wall.

The young rōnin looks over and her jaw drops again. How could he make something so simple look so good? Her eyes are nearly bulging out of her head. Kento then looks over at her, causing the heat to rise in her cheeks. She’s returning to her studies very quickly, humming in a way that makes her seem nonchalant. Kento smirks, but he’s also sporting a light dusting of pink on his own cheeks. It’s been a while since anyone has looked at him like that.

“So, it’s a review test, hm?” He asks as he begins fixing the wall.

“Rearview…is good?” Karin answers, staring at his butt.

Kento turns around, “Review test! I said "review test!”

“Oh uhm, yeah! Review test!” 

Karin scratches the back of her neck nervously, clearly getting caught in a troublesome situation. He was surely going to think she was a pervert now. Kento chuckles softly, returning to his work. For a little while, the pair work in silence. Karin finishes up her studying and Kento finishes patching up the wall. He stands up to admire his handiwork.

“Lookin’ good, manager!” Kimiko exclaims from the doorway.

Kento whips around to look at the young woman, his cheeks burning even more. Karin rolls her eyes, not wanting to show just how jealous she is that Kimiko is showing the new manager so much attention. Kimiko shrugs her shoulders and smiles.

“The patch job, I mean. It’s almost as good as new,” Kimiko explains, laughing softly.

Kento chuckles, “Well, thank you, Kimiko,”

Just then, Mr. Ide comes in and smirks at Kimiko. He has a few bottles of sake and some cans of beer in his arms. Mrs. Orito is just behind him, a playful look on her face. Karin is shaking her head, trying to signal to everyone that this wasn’t going to happen in her room at all. It just couldn’t happen in her room!

“Perfect timing, manager! Time to celebrate your homecomin’!” Mrs. Orito sits down at the chabudai.

“Oh– well, I guess I could have a drink.” Kento sits down with all of them.

Karin sighs loudly, trying to return to her studies once more. Of course, leave it to these whacky people to ruin her night. They all begin to drink, toasting to the new manager. Kento is kind, joining in on the festivities. Yet, in the back of his mind, he worries about Karin. She has a review test tomorrow. It could be detrimental to her if she doesn’t do well.

“Maybe we should move this to my room?” Kento suggests, hoping to get the other tenants to join in.

Kimiko leans in, a little more buzzed now, “Nahhh, come on. If the rōnin fails her test, she’ll have a reason why. Some people just want to play the victim.”

This is the last straw. Karin snaps her pencil once more, and she gets up. She opens the door, sliding it shut violently. There are tears in her eyes as she makes her way over to the entryway, opening the door to get just a bit more fresh air.

“Hey,” Kento calls from just behind her. “Are you alright, Karin?”

Karin turns to face him, a sarcastic smile on her face. “Does it look like I am?”

He shakes his head, sighing. “No, I suppose it doesn’t.”

He then places his hand on her shoulder and squeezes softly. She looks up at him, allowing their gazes to lock. She sees how his eyes are this brilliant amber color. Karin swears she could get lost in his eyes forever. Then she looks down, ashamed of everything that’s happened today.

“I wish they wouldn’t call you that nasty cruel name.” Kento finally says.

Karin cocks her head to the side, ��rōnin?”

Kento nods, “Yes. It’s a terrible term. It’s hurtful.”

Karin is surprised to hear this from him. Was he a rōnin as well when he was her age? She knows it’s not the end of the world to be a rōnin. Lots of people take time off to study and get better at their craft. Though it would surprise her that someone like Kento would have been a rōnin. He just seems so well off.

“That’s what they used to call me…when I was unemployed. I uh…was a salaryman for a long time. Then, I was unemployed.”

Suddenly, Kento is shy and looking away from the young woman in front of him. Karin isn’t sure how to reply, so she steps forward and gently gives his shoulder a squeeze this  time. He smiles softly and looks at her once again.

“I became unemployed when my wife passed.”

Karin feels her heart drop. His wife? Did she hear correctly? There’s a frown that forms on her face, her heart aching for the man in front of him. He lost his wife and was called an awful name. It must have hurt him so much to see his former colleagues and friends treat him in such a way.

“Please, don’t worry about this. I have faith in you, Karin.”

His words ring loudly in her mind and then he reaches to tousle her hair so playfully. With that, he bids her goodnight and heads towards her room to kick the rest of the tenants out. The music and ruckus stops, with all the tenants piling out and giving Karin the stink eye.

But nothing else matters right now…all that mattered was that Kento had faith in Karin.

[abstractlantern]

Devlog 7 MASSIVE UPDATE!

ALRIGHT, IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I UPDATED, HUH? My apologies! As I said in my earlier update post, my family has been crazy busy. I'll be a lot busier in the future, too, since I'm gonna start my job in a few weeks.

But to make up for all that time I spent silent/time I may spend silent in the future, here's everything I've worked on thus far! This is going to be a VERY long post, so I'll put most of it under a read more!

I do mean everything. Or at least most of it lol. This here is the title screen! If you have trouble reading the text, the title says Star Flesh, and the choice box says "ATTUNE, RESUME, and END". Since I'm showing the stuff I've done so far, I'll make a new game using the "ATTUNE" option.

Spooky. There's more dialogue than just this, but a lot of it is kinda janky and weird. I'm gonna rewrite it later, but for now just enjoy the cool stuff lol.

I bet your first instinct is to make him sound British, but you would be wrong! For some reason when I was writing him, the first thing that came to mind was a deep South preacher. Like, a Protestant pastor quoting the Bible and stuff. My sister was deeply displeased when I told her Ozymandias has a Southern accent. Tbh, I'm deeply displeased with myself. Moving on!

Here's the fancy name input screen :D

Omg the first appearance of the babey (also please don't mind the placeholder sprites lmao)

Crushed it lmao

Here's the main inside area! It's kind of empty for now, and I still have placeholder sprites and tiles everywhere. As for the doors behind Pawn, one is supposed to lead down to the basement, and the other is supposed to lead up. Not suuuper clear, but it's fine for now.

Outside the building! Lookin a little weird, but it's still kinda cute.

Talking to Ozymandias to move the plot forward! He talks a L O T so I'm not gonna put it all here.

This scene is pretty tho

So there's a lot of stuff he says, but I'm running out of room for pictures lol. Essentially he just tells the player that the world is going down the trash hole and their only shot at redemption is to murdalize the Queen of the Board. And on our quest, we should bring someone along to help. Let's go get him now!

Oh there he is

Hooray! Drama!

Alright! There's not enough room for me to post more pictures, so I might extend this post into a part 2? Depends if people are interested/if I have the time and motivation.

See y'all later! ^.^

[slashingdisneypasta]

DadsBestFriend!Foxy Coltrane x Fem!AFAB!Reader || Smexcerpt

Plot: You got him. You got yourself an old man who's hopelessly smitten with you. And you're pretty crazy about having him, too.

Warnings: Smut. Dads best friend. Younger woman (21-25)/older man (50's).

Tagging: @slxsherwriter .

"I'm completely fucken obsessed with you, sweetheart." Foxy tells you, tucking your hair behind your ear almost romantically after you sink down on his cock; a sleazy romantic smile on his rugged features.

"Yeah," You huff, your cunt that's been aching and slick for him since you left your parents house for here stretching and fluttering around his size. "I know."

He gives a slow chuckle, the grin on his mouth turning lazy. "Cocky little bitch, huh?"

"I mean- " Slowly you start to move your hips, taking his cock leisurely in and out of your tight hole. You try not to sigh from the pleasure, so as not to build up his ego unecessarily huge. But no one's ever fit so perfectly in you before you managed to get yourself in your dads friends bed- even if that bed was a single in a tiny dirty apartment in the shady part of town. "Why wouldn't you be obsessed with me? I'm young," grind. "I'm tight," roll. "And I'm hot. You're a lucky old man." You wink, grinning.

"C'mere," Foxy's voice is just a smooth, southern groan as he guides your lips down to his; lifting his head up off his old musky pillow slightly and stretching out his stubbly neck in order to kiss you deep and slow. His tongue slips past your lips and feels along yours with the skill of an experienced kisser and you groan, parting your lips wider for him and grinding your hips deeper against his.

"Ah~ " You finally sigh, making your hips move faster, take him rougher against your sensitive needy clit as he just lays there and enjoys it. Lazy old fuck.

"Come on, dollface, you can do it. Fuck yourself out on my old cock. Cum once, all on your own. Then I'll take you down memory lane, huh?... " Your eyes fall closed listening to his drawl. "Remember a couple nights ago??... the first time you slid onto my cock, babygirl?... "

Hell yes, you do. You can picture it in your head. He had been helping your dad out all day with his guns, showing him how to properly clean them and having a beer or two (or 6) over the course of the day, and eventually your dad left to get you all some dinner (chinese food, for Foxy's preference). You mayyy have changed your outfit, perfectly prepared to say the short shorts and oversized graphic t were your pyjamas, but of course Foxy didn't call you out at all. He was all-too-happy to just enjoy the view.

Then, with just a little bit of harmless flirting, you got him to come up to your room and fuck one into you just before your dad came back with dinner.

... he called you a sneaky little slut at the time, chuckling and shaking his head at you as he buckled up his belt again leaving you in your bed. And he hadn't been wrong. The little snark had you rubbing yourself later on into another orgasm, mouth open and arching off of the bed into your own fingers, in that same bed he took you in.

It was so hot being with him in your bedroom. He'd been on top of you in your little purple childhood bed, his jeans pulled down to his knees, his mouth burning hot against yours and his tongue down your throat as he pounded your cunt. You can remember the squeaking of the bed, the way your cunt sucked him in desperately after all those months of seeing him so domestically and wanting him, the feel of his chest under your little hands-

Now you can feel your orgasm approaching painfully fast, feeling so good. His fat cock ruined you and you knew you would never get enough. A boy your age would never be enough again.

"Fox-... Fox-... Fox-... " You chant, rolling your hips up and down against his pelvis. When a spasm of pleasure rushes through you, you're forced to bow your head and keep going. More- "please please please- "

"You can do it... " Foxy puts his hands on your hips, finally, but still doesn't offer any help. Just watches your cunt sucking him in, soaking him, and your body's mashing together; looking vulgar and impossibly hot. "You're a big girl, Y/N, a big grown-up-girl. Right?"

"Wo- woman." You amend, struggling to keep it together as the pleasure hits an all-time-high.

With a teasing leer on his face, scratchy beard pulled across his face, Foxy gives a sarcastic nod. "Right... "

Finally your orgasm hits you and you come apart on his cock; lips falling open and a sigh slipping out you.

You get one moment of reprieve, glowing in the aftershock, before Foxy's grin turns wicked and he suddenly sits up, gathers your wrists in one hand and flips you over onto your back; getting on top. You give a squeak of surprose, then fall into a mess of giggles; teasing him. "Slow down there, tiger... " Then Foxy thrusts his cock right back into you as deep as he can, and a choked moan disrupts your silly, pretty laughter.

With a roguish smirk, Foxy carefully and slowly rubs his pelvis against yours. It's such a dirty feeling you have to turn your head away and squeeze your eyes shut for a moment. That gives him a chance to nuzzle his nose deep into the crook of your neck and take a deep whiff. He gives a sigh. "Damn, baby...

Do you know what you do to me?"

[voyageofthenemo]

Gone Yonder: Voyage of the Nemo Part 6

(They approach the Palace. Two Killjoys guard the entrance. P.A.T. hides inside Riley's satchel.)

Guard#1: Halt! Who goes there?

Tristan: Just us wandering fortune tellers.

Joel: We have important news for the Killjoy Queen.

Guard#2: Get lost! She has no time for this!

Nate: Then I guess she doesn't wanna hear about the revolt.

Guards: What?

Nate: I said "I guess she doesn't wanna hear about the revolt."

Guard#1: Revolt?

Guard#2: Maybe she would wanna hear this. Come in for a review!

Riley: (whispering to Nate) Nice.

(They enter the Palace, and walk into the throne room, where Vivian sits on the throne. The Star is kept on a pedestal under a glass cover.)

Vivian: What's this about a revolt?

Tristan: We are deeply honored to be in your presence.

Vivian: Yeah, sure. WHAT ABOUT THE REVOLT?

(Unnoticed, P.A.T. peeks out of the satchel. She squirms out and slowly creeps toward the Star.)

Riley: Well, you may have enslaved the people of this land, but when you captured them, you missed a few. Now those rebels are secretly plotting to bring you down.

Vivian: Really?

Riley: Yeah. The crystal ball never lies. Plus they have instruments of their own, so you'd better gather your forces and get out while the going's good, or else things are gonna get crazy.

Vivian: That's ridiculous, we made sure to lock up all instruments to prevent this sort of thing!

Nate: Y'sure?

(P.A.T. lifts the glass cover...)

Vivian: Of course I'm sure! Besides, they would need the Star to-

(Just as P.A.T. reaches for the Star, Vivian spots her.)

Vivian: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!

Riley: Uh oh.

P.A.T.: Uh... Hi. Wanna hear a love song?

(Vivian turns on the others.)

Vivian: So, you thought you could trick me into a snafu, huh?! Well, not today! (to the guards) Lock 'em up!

(The Killjoys surround the group and drag them away. Carried under a Killjoy's arm, P.A.T. looks back at Vivian, who meets her gaze before turning away, blushing. Cut to the five in the dungeon.)

Nate: Well, that plan didn't work.

Tristan: And I thought it was foolproof.

Joel: Is there a Plan B?

(P.A.T. examines the walls. She presses a brick, and it gives.)

P.A.T.: Maybe there is! Look, the bricks are loose!

Riley: Hey, she's right! That could be our way outta here!

(Tristan begins pulling out bricks.)

Tristan: This place is pretty ancient. C'mon, guys!

(Joel and Nate help Tristan to pull out as many bricks as possible, until there's a hole in the wall.)

Nate: (looking at the small hole.) That's it?

Joel: I don't think we could fit through there.

Riley: I could!

P.A.T.: So could I!

(The two girls crawl through the opening.)

Tristan: When you're in the clear, go tell Amelie and Ophelia what happened.

Riley: No way! I can't leave you guys behind now.

(A Killjoy passes by on patrol. P.A.T. jumps him.)

P.A.T.: HI!

(The Killjoy freaks out as Riley grabs him from behind. During the ensuing scuffle, he hits his head on the wall, knocking himself out.)

Riley: (to the Killjoy) Sorry 'bout that, but it's for a good cause.

(A few minutes later, Riley is disguised in his uniform and mask. She approaches the Killjoy guarding the cell.)

Riley: Coffee, sir?

Guard: Oh! Sure.

(He takes a sip... and instantly falls unconscious.)

Riley: It worked, P.A.T.!

(P.A.T. peeks out from behind the corner.)

P.A.T.: I still think my lullaby idea could have worked just as well.

(Taking the Killjoy guard's keys, Riley unlocks the dungeon door and opens it.)

Riley: Okay, guys, let's go!

Nate: Nice one, sis!

Tristan: Now let's get the Star and get outta here!

(Cut to the Star, still under the glass covering. Vivian is asleep. P.A.T. sneaks in, lifts the cover and takes the Star, careful not to make any noise. She pets the sleeping Vivian on the head before tiptoeing back to the others.)

P.A.T.: (whispering) I got it!

Riley: Good work, P.A.T.

Tristan: Now for the instruments.

(Transition to the old fort. The group creep up to the entrance, which is guarded by Killjoys. Nate folds a paper airplane and throws it past them. Taking notice, the guards follow it, allowing the group to sneak in. One Killjoy manages to snatch the airplane out of the air.)

Guard#1: Got it!

Guard#2: There's something written on it.

(They unfold the airplane.)

Guard#2: What's it say?

Guard#1: It says... "Killjoys smell".

Guard#2: They didn't even finish it? (takes out a pen and adds to the note) "Good".

(Meanwhile, the five sneak past several sleeping Killjoys and enter a cupboard where the instruments are all packed.)

Tristan: Bingo.

(A light from the window grabs their attention: It’s a Killjoy, his mask emitting a searchlight.)

Riley: Hide!

(They scramble for a hiding place. Nate trips and falls onto a set of bagpipes.)

Tristan: Pipe down!

(Outside, a sleeping Killjoy is roused by the noise.)

Joel: Get that out of here!

(Nate throws the bagpipes out the cupboard. It rolls after the Killjoy, who tries to make a run for it. However, it hits him in the back of his head, KOing him.)

Riley: You think they heard us?

Joel: I hope not...

(Transition to the next morning. The five wake up, stretch and yawn. P.A.T. looks out of the cupboard.)

P.A.T.: They're all still asleep!

Nate: This is a sad day for us.

Riley: Why?

Nate: We've been outslept!

Tristan: C'mon, let's get outta here.

(With the instruments they need, the group exit the building, passing the unconscious Killjoy.)

Nate: (to the others) Shhhhh!

(He doesn’t see the bagpipes in his path until it’s too late; he steps on them, making a loud WAAAAAAAAHH! Immediately, the Killjoys are awakened by the noise.)

Joel: Oh, no.

Tristan: RUUUUN!

(They all bolt.)

Song: Livin’ La Vida Loca

She’s into superstitions Black cats and voodoo dolls I feel a premonition That girl’s gonna make me fall She’s into new sensations New kicks in the candlelight She’s got a new addiction For every day and night She’ll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain She’ll make you live her crazy life, but she’ll take away your pain Like a bullet to your brain Come on! Upside, inside out She’s livin’ la vida loca She’ll push and pull you down Livin’ la vida loca Her lips are devil red And her skin’s the color mocha She will wear you out Livin’ la vida loca Come on! Livin’ la vida loca Come on! She’s livin’ la vida loca Woke up in New York City In a funky cheap hotel She took my heart, and she took my kidney She must’ve slipped me a sleeping pill She never drinks the water and Makes you order French champagne Once you’ve had a taste of her You’ll never be the same Yeah, she’ll make you go insane Come on! Upside, inside out She’s livin’ la vida loca She’ll push and pull you down Livin’ la vida loca Her lips are devil red And her skin’s the color mocha She will wear you out Livin’ la vida loca Come on! Livin’ la vida loca She’s livin’ la vida loca She’ll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain She’ll make you live her crazy life, but she’ll take away your pain Like a bullet to your brain Come on! Upside, inside out She’s livin’ la vida loca She’ll push and pull you down Livin’ la vida loca Her lips are devil red And her skin’s the color mocha She will wear you out Livin’ la vida loca Come on! Upside, inside out She’s livin’ la vida loca She’ll push and pull you down Livin’ la vida loca Her lips are devil red And her skin’s the color mocha She will wear you out Livin’ la vida loca Come on! Livin’ la vida loca Come on! She’s livin’ la vida loca Come on! Gotta la vida loca! Gotta, gotta, gotta la vida loca! Gotta, gotta, gotta la vi'…

(After running like heck, the group finally manage to escape the Killjoys.)

Tristan: We've made it.

Nate: Instruments are ready.

Tristan: Okay, cool.

(P.A.T., wearing a top hat, hops onto a soapbox with a megaphone like she's a circus ringmaster.)

P.A.T.: Ladies and gentlemen, direct from somewhere else, where they are absolutely something else, I’d like to present our four guest soloists: my friends! Take it away, guys!

Song: A Different Beat

Say yeah, yeah (Yeah, yeah) Say ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah (Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah) Say yeah, yeah (Yeah, yeah) Say ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah (Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah)

I got a spoonful of sugar That I think you’d like No, I don’t wanna preach But I think you might Wanna cup (Sip it up, sip it up) (Sip it up, sip it up, sip it up)

I might be young But I know my mind I’m sick of being told What’s wrong or right So give it up (Give it up, give it up) (Give it up, give it up, give it up)

Uh-oh, now there you go Out of your comfort zone Cause I’m breaking out Not breaking down, down, down, down Ain’t got nothing to prove Walk a mile in my shoes I know the one thing that counts

I got the right To make up my mind Say it loud and clear For the whole wide world to hear We’re marching for love So turn up the drum Say it loud and clear For the whole wide world to hear

Yeah, we must have different shoes on We’re marching to a different beat Yeah! So baby put your boots on Keep marching to a different beat Yeah

Never in the slow lane Cause I like it fast No time you waste So I keep our feet on the gas (I live it up, live it up) (Live it up, live it up, live it up)

I might be young I know who I am So I don’t follow like a marching band So give it up (Give it up, give it up) (Give it up, give it up, give it up)

Uh-oh, now there you go Out of your comfort zone Cause I’m breaking out I’m breaking down, down, down, down

Ain’t got nothing to prove Walk a mile in my shoes I know the one thing that counts

I got the right To make up my mind Say it loud and clear For the whole wide world to hear We’re marching for love So turn up the drum Say it loud and clear For the whole wide world to hear

Yeah, we must have different shoes on We’re marching to a different beat Yeah! So baby put your boots on Keep marching to a different beat Yeah

I got my head up Shoulders back I’m doing me So they can see I’m marching to a different beat I take a look in the mirror And I like what I see So baby, I keep marching To a different beat

I got the right To make up my mind Say it loud and clear For the whole wide world to hear We’re marching so loud So turn up the drum Say it loud and clear For the whole wide world to hear

Yeah, we must have different shoes on We’re marching to a different beat Yeah So baby put your boots on Keep marching to a different beat

Yeah!

(By the time this song finishes, the color and vigor have returned to Splendorland, its flowers rebloom, and the Splendorlanders are freed, to the Killjoys’ shock. Vivian is especially stunned.)

Vivian: The hills are alive?!

Marvy: (sings) With The Sound of Music-

(THWACK! Marvy gets Vivian's knee to the groin.)

Nimm: Your Highness! They’re armed! They’re fighting back! We gotta go!

(She drags Vivian away by the hand, while Marvy hobbles after them. Meanwhile, the Splendorlanders celebrate their heroes.)

Ophelia: (to Amelie) You made the right choice, after all.

[r0s3s26]

Hi ! (o^^o) I'm here for a match up please 🙏

My name's Duha , I'm 16 years old. I ´d like a male romantic partner . My pronons are she/her .

For my personality I 'm very caring , motherly and like to help .Even if I take care of everyone I'm forgetful when it comes to myself . Have adhd .I ´m an ambivert more leaning toward introversion, sensitive to noises . I'm introverted towards strangers and more talkative with my friends .

As for my hobbies I like to learn languages,to draw (I usually draw cute stuff) and write fluff headcanons and mini fanfics for my friends. I also don't mind reading gore or thriller/mystery novels. I also bake

When it comes to my outfit I like to wear anything practical especially baggy clothes

In a relationship I ´ll value loyalty a lot , someone who could bear watching a movie with me ( I tend to comment every thing that seems off in it like plot holes , writing mistakes incoherences , funny details that I noticed)+ someone that I feel comfortable around

Thanks for all of your posts ((o(^∇^)o)) I love your writing SO much . Have a good day / night !

Your Match up(s) are… Iida Tenya and Daichi Sawamura!!

<3 When you and iida first met it was a little awkward because of how shy and introverted you were, he kinda thought you hated him

<3 But once you became friends he saw your true personality and was hooked

<3 Likes getting dotted on by you once you got together, he feels like he can finally be calm around you

<3 Iida is like the unofficial dad of 1A (behind aizawa lol)

<3 Once you and Iida got together the rest of the class would call you mom and dad on acciedent because of how you act

<3 But because you also have adhd(twin) you can get hyper active with the class also and drop the motherly nature

<3 I feel like Denki has adhd like in my soul so you and him would be besties in my head (iida thinks he is gonna be a bad influence, hes just a little jelli, you didn’t here that from me though)

<3 He helps you actually take care of yourself when you forget, you have done the same for him so many times so he has to help you

<3 You both would be THE high school sweethearts

Song:

<3 Another mom and dad duo

<3 Sugas yalls wine aunt

<3 When you got together and he started bring you around the rest of the team

<3 He’s also good with hyperactive tendencies because of tanaka, noya, and hinata

<3 He had to soft launch to the team cause of how rowdey they get and he didn’t wanna make you nervous

<3 If you wore his jersey he would melt

<3 He doesn’t read a lot of thrillers or horror books but if you read them to him he would definitely listen

<3 Like yall cuddled up n shit and your reading to him while he plays with your hair

<3 Adorable

<3 Will be your taste tester when you bake

<3 Also high school sweetheart matiral

Song:

(Authors Note: Im really sorry about how late this is. Theres been a bunch of crazy stuff happening in my life so its made updates a bit slow. But I do hope you like and enjoy the fic🫶🏽)

[spritesitrus]

okay that last post was the warning I was going to post my rant so anyways

In the remake of M&L: Superstar Saga+Bowser's Minions, here's the thing that's I've been having this issue with

So in the very beginning of the Bowser's Minions story mode, Captain Goomba and Private Goomp are like these two random Goombas the bros fight in the tutorial in the original story mode

This information is actually not revealed until like pretty far in that Bowser's Minions story mode which establishes that Capt. Goomba is in the right barrel with Goomp is in the left one.

But when Cap. Goomba meets Private Goomp again after the ship exploded, he recognizes him like he's been an established member of the Koopa Troop for a while.

But the thing is that the amount of time that passed since the ship blew up clearly hasn’t been that long, since the scene above takes place after some time Bowser was shot out of the cannon at BeanBean Valley which is like way early in the game. If Goomp was already a high ranking minion then why was he doing the normal grunt work earlier???

Like with the logic of how the events went, Capt Goom shouldn't even be able to recognize who Goomp was within Bowser's army because they were like literally barrel Goombas five mins ago?? Like he should've been "who tf are you??" but the plot is on this understanding that Goomp's already had command for a while so im just like ???? huh

like it just doesn't make any sense at all!!! Why am I so crazy about this because no one cares!!!

Honestly this plot hole has been plaguing me since the first time I saw the story but anyway that's all I had to say goodnight

theres like a crazy rant I want to go on but everyone will probably think im insane for thinking too hard on it but like the way how it works literally drives me freaking insane from how inconsistent it is