#pregnancy is tiring

[transbeeduo]

STOP DISCOURSING MATPAT IN MY NOTES STILL

[kathaynesart]

Out of the frying pan and into the fryer we go.

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Whew, finally done! Sorry it took so long, this is the largest update I've done yet clocking in at about 15 pages (compared to my usual 7-10). Also, congrats to those who guessed Todd for the distraction! Poor guy went through the last of his mystically preserved lemons just for this moment. What a bro.

[lazylittledragon]

it’s being normal about dad gale hours again

[rinneverse]

Boothill….ougurrr….fucking you as if he’ll get you pregnant….

hey. when i catch you. this has been plaguing my mind ever since i saw the notif for it. mdni / nsfw content ahead. f!reader. mentions of breeding n’ pregnancy.

Boothill knows better.

He knows that it’s entirely impossible—that he doesn’t even have that capability anymore—but every day spent with you he yearns for it more and more.

The thought of seeing you pregnant with his child plagued his mind every single night.

It’s especially apparent in the way he fucks you: slow, deep strokes, pressing his metallic body right up against the flesh of your heated skin, fucking into you with a purpose, no matter if that purpose would be fruitless in the end.

“Sugar,” Boothill groans into your ear, sharp teeth nipping at your lobe. “You’re killin’ me here—fuck—grippin’ me so tight.. it’s like you don’t wan’ me to ever pull out.”

Your fingers press into metallic shoulders as his synthetic cock hits that spongy spot inside of you, a delighted mewl falling from your lips as he mouths sloppily down the slope of your neck.

“Feels s’good,” you whine back, legs wrapping tight around his waist. “Baby, Boothill, please.”

He nearly snarls with an animalistic heat as his name falls from your lips, an angelic plea that he never wants to stop hearing. His hips snap harder, pace growing more ruthless, and your song grows more and more desperate as he brings you closer to climax.

“Never w’nna stop pounding this sweet pussy—mmh, yeah—I wanna put a baby in ya, w’nna make sure you’re nice n’ full..!”

He can feel his sensory receptors working into overdrive as he fucks into you, icy metallic fingertips gripping your hips so tightly that there’s no chance of you escaping him even as you squeal and flutter around him.

“Wait!” you cry. Pretty silvery tears of pleasure line your lashes, threatening to spill over down your cheeks. “T’much, slow down, g’nna cum, wait..!”

Boothill ignores your pleas, snapping his hips with a new fervor as he angles his cock to hit that perfect little spot inside you. He wants you to cum, and he wants you to cum hard.

“You like that idea, huh?” Boothill goads you. “The idea of bein’ pumped full of my kids? Yeaaah, you’re clenchin’ so tight around me. C’mon sugar, cum, I know you can.”

Boothill has never wished for something more as you cum around his cock with a cry. He’s never longed for his humanity more—the ability to empty his load inside your convulsing heat, to make you a mother, to see you so round and full of his kids.

In another life, perhaps, the two of you start a happy family together. One where this dream of his can come true.

For this one, he’ll just settle for making you cum until you’re seeing stars.

[donkeys-waffles]

I love the Inko Shimura + DFO so much because it's either

AFO: I'm going to befriend (seduce) her son, force him to have a second child, THEN THEN, are you listening Doctor, I'm gonna groom him to be my new vessel!

The doctor: Wonderful idea, my lord! And what about her daughter?

AFO: Oh, I'll just kill her 😒

5 months later.

Afo walks into the doctors laboratory.

AFO: IM MARRIED AND WITH CHILD!!!

Or

AFO: i will marry Nanas daughter and taint her heroic genes with mine, making an evil baby that might serve as a replacement to Tenko.

AFO comes into the doctors laboratory with a 4 year old Izuku.

AFO: Nanas heroic genes were stronger, and now my supposed to be evil son is a little sweet heart. He wants to save people, doctor.

Doctor: we can always kill him ☺️

AFO, crushing izuku to his chest like a teddy bear: No!

[thornsnvultures]

tw: pregnancy, hospitals, birth complications (nothing major)

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Eddie's been pacing the room all day, chewing away at his nail beds.

"Baby. Eddie, please. Sit with me?"

He snaps out of his stupor and rushes to your side.

"Are you okay? Do you need the nurse? I can call-"

"Sit," you tug on his arm, his sleeves haphazardly shoved up his forearms exposing his patchwork ink.

"Just sit with me. You're stressing the baby out," you laugh and tug Eddie down into the small bed with you when he lunges at the call button. He gives in with a sigh when you nuzzle into his side, relaxing with his arm wrapped around you.

"I'm tired, Eddie." It's been twenty hours since you came to the hospital. Twenty hours since they hooked you up to all sorts of tubes and wires and induced your labor early. You barely slept the whole night, catching an hour or two laying uncomfortably on your back instead of wrapped around your big, belly pillow with Eddie at your back like you have for months now.

"I know, Mama. It won't be much longer," Eddie sighed as he pressed a kiss to your temple. He said it like a prayer.

It's what your doctor and nurses have been saying for the past eight of those twenty hours. After they shoved a big needle that scared the crap out of you in your back. After your water broke all over one the kind, older nurse's shoes. After checking your abnormally high blood pressure a thousand times. It won't be much longer. Not much longer. They'll be here before you know it.

You were tired of being poked and prodded, but the warm, soft presence of Eddie at your side kept you from having the mental breakdown your tired body craved. You weren't in this alone.

[randomthunk]

Oxventure Wyrdwood drops tomorrow, and of all the characters, I got an idea to draw Happen first. I've been binge-reading Witch Watch the past few weeks and just on the visual level, an idea came about. I really just wanted to draw that hand.

[ladyzayinwonderland]

friends, romans, mutuals, what are some ways you find joy in this time of early nightfall?

[bmoreisapunkrocktown]

I'm worried that y'all genuinely think that the police can't understand that a dot on the calendar you have on your dresser means that you're tracking your period.

And I'm terrified that y'all think they won't go through your trash to check all those home pregnancy tests you bought.

They took apart a woman's toilet and went through her pipes to get evidence of her miscarriage.

If there is data to find, they will find it. If there's evidence to find, they will find it. It isn't possible to shift it into a form they can't find, because that's not real. You have to corrupt the data.

[capnhanbers]

I've been reading joat from ch90 on to get myself back in the headspace (it's working) and maybe it's hormones but the scene in ch123 where sans washes sad naya's hair is making me fr cry

[gladiatorcunt]

it's about possible death during labor so don't im sorry if that's a trigger warning for you!

what do you think modern!coryo would do if the labor is dangerous? they didn't know beforehand but after she gave birth, her bleeding didn't stop or something like that? what would he do during the time and how would he treat the baby if reader had died or lived?

(tw pregnany & labor troubles)

Well in my case I have health issues that I imagine will most likely give me a difficult experience with pregnancy/birth (I want kids in the future, so I've thought about this a lot)

For starters, he's obviously getting you the best team of personal doctors money can buy. He's strict about your appointments/health overall so if anything occurs during the pregnancy itself, he is able to immediately have you properly treated.

But if you've had a good pregnancy, all things considered, it will definitely come as a shock to him when something goes seriously wrong. Giving birth is an extremely serious matter and you could even have a stroke or postpartum hemorrhage (which is where you experience heavy bleeding after birth), problems like that are rare however, so it would honestly be one of the only times in his life that Coryo would be truly shaken to his core.

He's casting his image aside and shrieking at the hospital staff, saying that he'll raise their pay if they can just make you better. Thank God they do, and after hours of surgery he's bringing your newborn son to finally meet the one who worked so hard to bring them into the world. You've been to hell and back, he just wants the baby to be grateful even if all they do is squint their eyes and slowly wiggle around. You smile at them when you wake up, cooing at your child when Coryo places them on your chest for skin-to-skin contact. He even takes his shirt off when you need to take a break to eat the expensive sushi, he had delivered to have his own skin to skin contact with your child.

It's hard to stay mad at a baby that's the spitting image of himself.

If you died, the whole hospital would be eviscerated nuclear bomb style /j

[shannonsketches]

Thinking about how Toriyama wrote an Entire Plot centering around how Vegeta has spent the last seven years learning how to be happy and comfortable with his family on Earth and how he loves his wife so much that being Gently Reminded that he loves his wife was enough to pull him out of a violent midlife crisis and made him such a powerful guardian of Earth that Heaven broke its own rules just to put him back in that position

and Toei was like 'okay but in the sequel to that plot their marriage is terrible and he's never home'

[hakusins]

cw // tattoos, slight nudity

timeskip! whitney x eri (pc)

i need to make whitney a dad ;;w;;;

reference used for the art under the cut!

(unfortunately i've lost the source for the ref pic, so if anyone can be so kind as to link i'll add the link to the post!)

[lalunanymph]

rin, who finds out you’re pregnant way before you do bc he has ur entire cycle calendar synced onto his phone

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

Your election post was the most holier-than-thou, performative, bullshit I’ve ever read. Get a grip and get some self awareness.

i will take "missed the entire point" for 500, alex

[clione16]

idk maybe it just me but it irks me when people say that curly deserves his disability as "payment" for being an enabler