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were doing a pregnancy project in biology and we were looking at past students projects, and some of them are so out of pocket 😭



that one was very sparkly
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just thinking about trent having an embarrassing twitter account that's like, idk, priv and/or just like an anonymous jokey account sort of thing and it regularly tweets things like "The weighted blanket is not enough. i need a man to lay on top of me horizontally and crush me to death. lovingly." and "Just made finger guns at my crush instead of doing what I intended to do, which was apologize. I think maybe I should be shot into the sun?" and "Sorry for being rude. I got anxious and scared. It will happen again" and "'Not all men' you're right. Ted Lasso would never do this to me" <- everyone assumes that's a general celebrity crush/just a joke about a famously really nice guy and like, coach beard actually likes/retweets it so it goes mildly viral and trent is like. This Is Fine. most people assume that this account is run by like, a female tumblr user in her late twenties. no. this is a middle-aged single father and no one realizes this until he tweets something like "My ex-wife just set me up with a man who looks exactly like my straight crush, but worse. You know, because she's evil, and also the funniest person alive. anyway guess who i ran into on the date" or "i am a single middle-aged father and i only JUST NOW found out i have autism. My parents knew when I was three." which is then updated by "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY EX WIFE KNEW TOO" (she thought it was kind of a given) only to confuse them again when he mentions that time he was pregnant
#and then someone from work discovers it's him and is like TRENT???? TRENT CRIMM???#im picturing this is like late s1 to post canon and it just gets increasingly... something. like there is a process occurring#trent crimm#tedependent#actually way funnier but also way more embarrassing to the point i literally couldnt write it out of sheer secondhand embarrassment#is crack scenario wherein trent running some fucking hornyposting ted lasso account#picturing this started as an extremely drunk ''''''joke'''''''' where he created it (pfp is a blurry photo of him in the press room that#NO. trent did NOT take. and it has a rainbow filter) and then was like#'[picture of ted with his sleeves rolled up or smth] i wan t him to get mre pregnan t'#and then people thought it was really funny and also got several 'same brother' replies etc and now trent's in hell.#at least no one knwos it's him!!!! 🙃#ANYWAY back to the first scenario just think its very funny he accidentally becomes#a hashtag relatable meme funnyman or whatever and it's anonymous so no one knows it's Trent Crimm Middle-Aged Journalist#ALSO TRANS TRENT CRIMM LIKE ALL MY POSTS SUCKERS!!!#gertspeak
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Loving him isn't enough I need to get him pregnant
#gaara boruto#gaara naruto#sabaku no gaara#gaara#random post#random thoughts#hm#gaara thoughts#hmm pregnan#i need#hi#hushys#his gaaussy
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I'm scared.
#WRTPlays#i'm putting them all in one family bcs I wanna make a new family pose and then I got this notif#no wonder sofia keeps getting pregnanant#brb i need to disable pregnancies for these two#darien really wants a big family huh?
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hes hot and i hate it
No he IS NOT....that thing should be kept in your pocket, not in display at my askbox....smh my head 🤦♀️🤦♀️
#HELP I DIDN'T EVER READ TH TSXT#WHAR TF#NONO I THINK WE ALL WANT CRIMSON TO BE GETTING OUT PREGNAN#THATLL BE SO FUN TO WATCH#the sigmas will rise 🥶🥶
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they are the same....


LMAOOO
#yuri on ice#yuri on ice yuuri katsuki#yuuri katsuki#silly meme jiji#i still love him#my cute baby i want to get him pregnan- I MEAN give him a lot of love <3
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It is with this very blurry image that I confirm, being abducted runs in the family.

Dina is excited about her future step-grandchild!
#alexander is preggo#pregnanant#pregante#pregnant#the sims 2#alien abduction#that's what you get by becoming a scientist#bella would be proud#pleasantview#alexander goth#screenshots#mine#dina caliente
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Reread the first in the Michael vey series yesterday in like two hours what a wild series man…
#him describing the principal as a pregnan Abraham Lincoln without the top hat and beard was kinda crazy…#Taylor with a large case of losersexual I feel so seen#I am a loser lover 4 life#I need em to be just a dash pathetic or I don’t want it#Michael vey
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instagram
#aurawomen#aura#fertility#ivf#infertility#iui#pregnancy#maternity#ivfsuccess#iuisuccess#teenagepreganncy#pregnanancy#pregnancytips#pregnancyprecautions#Instagram
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Jeez, everyone is getting pregnant lately, and most are sinners. Shouldn't that be impossible, she's glad that hasn't been a problem for-
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Fuck has she been using enough protection with Vaggie?
#⛦ ⥗ 🌈 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐄 {Ic} // ❝Pathway to Hell is paved with good intentions❞#⛦ ⥗ 𝐃𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐂𝐎𝐌 // ❝Let’s raise some hell!❞#pregnancy mention tw#ayo im finally catching up with dash#and before anyone panics no vaggie is not pregnane
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I'm going to bed but I'll get stuff done when I get up.
in the meantime I leave you with this
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#. tbd.#. it is both relevant & amusing.#. me saying this to myself while tucking mewtwo in in my brain.#. gibberish videos like these embody my sense of humor#. which explains why i find the pregnanant and weegee board videos so fucking funny#. anyway i snep. i eeby and neebies to sleeby
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to be fair, hasslein:
was deliberately trying to get zira drunk so she would reveal information she otherwise wouldn't have
knew zira hardly knew anything about alcohol or its effects
was only a few scenes away from actively wanting zira, cornelius and their unborn baby dead, and already didn't trust them
so him saying this to zira was 100% a manipulation tactic since he only cared about getting information out of zira, and not how the alcohol would affect her unborn child. of course he would say it's good for her, he wants her to drink it and doesn't care how it effects her pregnancy.
i looked it up and apparently the early 70s were when americans started doing research into the effects of alcohol on fetuses [1], but recognition of the symptoms of fetus alcohol spectrum disorder occurred as early as 1964 [2]. before that, attitudes shifted a bit throughout history. the general timeline went:
biblical times to 1920s: people generally believed alcohol was detrimental for pregnant mothers to drink and had adverse effects on their baby
1920s to 1930s (prohibition): huge shift in american attitudes towards alcohol, allegedly caused some academics to reverse their previous conclusions on alcohol's effects on fetuses. one zoologist, charles stockard, in 1914 "prove[d] that alcohol had adverse effects on the offspring of male guinea pigs" then 18 years later said that alcohol would "strengthen the stock by eliminating weak fetuses" [2]. i can't find any evidence that this one zoologist had any sway on public opinion, but this is the only case i found of anyone suggesting that not only was there no risk to the fetus if mothers drank alcohol, but that it was in fact good for them.
1930s to 1950s: not much research done into the topic. alcohol was not considered a relevant topic anymore, and findings made pre-prohibition were dismissed due to "moralistic and 'unscientific' language" [2]. the general public belief was that there was no risk for pregnant mothers to drink alcohol.
1950s to 1960s: scientists started conducting research on the effects on children exposed to the radiation from the atom bombs dropped on hiroshima and nagasaki, opening the gates to resume research on reproductive issues, including, eventually, how alcohol affects fetuses.
1970s: from 1973 there were many studies conducted into the adverse effects of alcohol on fetuses, but it was only in 1977 that the fda delivered a public awareness warning, recommending "a 2 drink per day limit for pregnant women" [2].
obviously, any alcohol is unsafe to drink during pregnancy, but at the time that at least this movie was made, it was believed there was no risk for a pregnant mother to drink alcohol (which is why lewis, a good guy who would conceivably want the best for zira and her child would say it's okay to just have a sip). it wasn't believed that it was restorative/actually GOOD for pregnant women to drink alcohol by any means, which is what hasslein is telling zira in this scene.
i think it's important to consider how the information is presented in the film, too: hasslein is a villain who has ulterior motives when it comes to our protagonists. even if it was a widely held belief at the time that pregnant women should be drinking alcohol for the benefit for their child, clearly the filmmakers didn't believe this enough to not have it come out of their (not to be trusted) villain's mouth. hasslein's goal in this scene is to get information out of zira by any means necessary, and is using her lack of knowledge of 1970s earth to his advantage. he is actively lying to her and manipulating her to get her to drink the alcohol.
i'm not saying that attitudes towards alcohol and pregnancy in the 70s were necessarily the safest (they definitely weren't, considering it was believed to have no risk to pregnant mothers), but just that hasslein here is definitely lying about the effects of alcohol to zira, past the point of what people generally believed at the time.
the 70s were batshit oh my god
Were they seriously telling this to pregnant women?!?!? That's so recent!
That was just before the time my oldest sibling was born! My mom could've been told this!
fucking hell.
#pota#haven't seen the movie in a while so sorry if there's any mistakes#but also i'm pretty sure (from memory) that this line is a joke specifically because what he's saying is not true#and it's playing on the audience's knowledge of the effects of alcohol vs zira's lack of knowledge#idk but i remember me and my dad laughing at this line when we watched it#also i can't remember if lewis knew that zira wasn't pregnant when he said just a sip#not too relevant bc again it aligns with what the views at the time were if he knew but if he said that before she realised she was pregnan#that would be another distinction between the good guys (some alcohol is okay) & the bad guys (it's good to drink alcohol during pregnancy)#but again can't remember so dismiss that if i'm wrong
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Taking care of his pregnant wife
Includes- Toji, Sukuna, Nanami, Gojo, Geto
Sukuna-
Everyone knows that the king isn't big of affection, it took years for him to even consider you the queen. That's why he always expressed his love for you in indirect gifts, like preparing your favourite meal, raiding a village just so you could get your favourite food or something like that. "Y/N!" Name being screamed as he grabbed your leg, watching your sleeping body hang in the air as he held you upside down. "Get up, don't be burden " you both knew that you'd never be a burden to him, it was only nearly words to him, meaning nothing but to keep his image. "I'm up 'my king'" rolling your eyes at the word king rolling off your tongue, he would've dropped you on the bed right now, but he remembers that your carrying the next heir, wanting to make sure you didn't die before him, he placed you on the floor, pulling your dress down so you didn't flash him.
Sat at the dining table, legs crossed as he stuffed his face with food, he rarely had a big breakfast unless it was a special occasion, always opting for a big dinner instead. "Morning" your cheery self rubbing your stomach, it was a habit now, since you were on the verge of giving birth any second now. Nodding as he carried on eating, you couldn't blame him, Uraume made some good food, that's why they were alive for so long. Sat beside him as you reached for the nearest plate, picking your favourite food up, resting your head onto his shoulder, normally hed kill anyone right there for getting too close to him but since it was you, you had a pass.
Nanami-
Nanami loves you and his daughter, always opting for you to rest rather than take care of your 3 year old. Finding you asleep on the at the kitchen table after coming home from work, head resting on the table from your exhaustion, hearing the TV blaring into his ears as he peeked round the corner, seeing his 3 year old daughter sat at the front of the TV, head resting on her shoulder, wrapped in a bunch of blankets and her own toys, noticing how smart and considerate she was for putting a blanket and pillow on you. Sighing as he hid back a smile, dropping his briefcase which carried his cursed weapon, walking over to check your temperature since it was pretty cold. Strolling over to his daughter as he picked her limp body up. Straddling her in his arms as he dragged her upstairs, fortunately she had brushed her teeth already and gotten into her pyjamas, so it was an easy task of just dropping her off into bed.
Walking back down after dropping his daughter off, picking you up, making sure not bump your stomach on the table, he wanted to make sure you were close but comfortable, especially since you recently complained about back pain cause of the baby. Resting your body onto the pull out sofa, wrapping your body in a bunch of blankets to keep your temperature normal. Kissing your forehead before heading off to the kitchen, sleeves already rolled up as he put on the yellow gloves and dipped his hand into the dirty water, searching for some small utensils he could wash first.
Geto-
Geto adores you pregnant, trying to sympathise with the way you feel despite his unethical ways of life. "Let me do that" grabbing the pot from your hands as you tried to drain the water out of the pot. Ushering you to sit down instead of overworking yourself. "I'm not that delicate, Suguru" trying to defend your actions as you took a seat, not rejecting the offer as it was nice for someone else to take over once in a while.
"I know but still" trying to defend his actions as he served you a bowl of noodles, giving your cheek a quick peck before sitting down beside you. "But I appreciate your efforts" smiling at him as you played with your noodles, making sure they weren't too hot.
Gojo-
"Y/N!" Shaking your limp body awake, hands full of cleaning supplies. "What shall I use?" Glancing towards the bathroom, normally you two rotated on cleaning but since you were pregnant he started to take over your shifts, noticing how sleepy and disoriented you were due to being woken up after a short nap. "Morning love, now what do I use?" Fighting the urge to drop whatever he was doing and cuddle in bed right now.
"What are you cleaning?" Rubbing your hand through your eyelashes to get the sleep out. "The bathrooms, but the wall tiles." Confirming with himself. He didn't know anything about cleaning till he met you, having to teach him from scratch since he was raised as a spoiled kid who had nannies. "I've got myself a toothbrush thing and wall spray?" Asking, he was in a rush since he wanted to get back to you, laying around in bed was his biggest want right now. Nodding in response. "Yeah just use that, wake me up when breakfast is done" knowing that he'd make your favourite breakfast since you were carrying his kid.
Toji-
Waking up on his wife was the best feeling, not needing a pillow due to him sleeping on your breasts, listening to your heartbeat as you slept soundly. Hand rubbing along your stomach, trying to feel some sort of movement from his little girl. "Morning love" caressing his hair as you felt him on you, feeling his small stubble as he lifted his head, brown eyes looking into yours. "Morning" hand resting against your underwear's waistband, playing with it as he kept on stringing it onto your skin. Sighing as he felt kicking from his little girl, sliding off you as you readjusted your body into a more comfortable position. "Ya' sleep good?" Looking up at your face, he was so mesmerized by you, hand still rubbing your stomach.
#sukuna fluff#nanami fluff#toji fluff#geto fluff#gojo fluff#sukuna x reader#nanami x reader#gojo x reader#geto x reader#toji x reader#sukuna ryomen#geto suguru#toji fushiguro#nanami kento#gojo satoru#jjk drabbles#jjk x reader#jjk#𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚎𝙺𝚞𝚗𝚊
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Sims In Bloom: Generation 2 Pt. 136 (Twists and Turns)
The next morning, Heather woke to a fresh blanket of spring snow (must be Canada 😂). She was hit with another bout of nausea, and stunned by news that one of her vet techs, Rico Garrison, had been unceremoniously culled killed in a shock drowning accident in Dachshund's Creek. This left her down a tech and about to commit to a months-long rebuild of Buttercup Pet Clinic.
Despite the unseasonably snowy holiday and feeling less than stellar, Heather had to go to work to cover Rico's appointments. She felt horrible for her best tech, Kaori Hayashi, who had been dating Rico since late winter. They were even expecting a child, which meant Heather would soon lose Kaori to maternity leave, too. At least Thaddeus, her most recent hire, could help pick up the slack, but this was undoubtedly a tragic setback.
Despite the unseasonal snowfall, J Huntington came in with his dog, Archimedes, thanking Heather for her advice over working with Landgraab Corp. "I signed the contract to give them the company. They'll take care of straightening out George's books, and for the first time, my guys will get healthcare, so everyone's on board with the change."
Heather forced a smile. She didn't care much for things that would please Nancy Landgraab, but she knew a strong presence at the docks was important after everything they'd been through over winter. "I'm happy for you," she said, and it wasn't a total lie.
She returned home in mid-afternoon, finding her younger sister back from Henford in the living room. "Hey Hazel! How was Easter dinner?"
"It was great." She fiddled with the hem of her jacket as she sat on the sofa. "I'm sorry I got upset with you while you were away. I was freaking out about all the marriage talk, but I shouldn't have put that on you."
"It's okay," said Heather. "I'm not upset, but I couldn't tell you what you should do. What if I had said no?" (That option won the poll, by the way!)
"I would've been more upset," she admitted. "I'm not ready to marry again right now, but I want to be with her for a long time."
"Did you talk to Suri?"
"I did. She said she's been feeling like she needs to hold on to the important people in her life since she lost her aunt so suddenly, and I totally understand what she's going through. But it's too soon to get married. We want to live together first - just the two of us."
"Here in Brindleton Bay?"
Hazel nodded. "I like working with Alex Goth, and the deal's almost done for Suri to buy the Salty Paw. She said when the owners found out her grandmother was Clara Bjergsen they did their own renovations and upped the price, but once a deal goes through, I'll move in with her in the small apartment over the bar."
"There's an apartment over the bar?"
"Not much of one, but we're going to try to turn it into something nice."
"I'm happy for you, Hazel. And I'm happy you handled this so maturely with Suri."
"You didn't think I could, did you."
"I hoped you would."
"Are you sure you guys won't miss me when I'm gone?"
"The Salty Paw's only about fifteen blocks away."
They laughed together and Hazel smiled. "Thanks for everything, sis. You're the best."
Heather still wasn't feeling great as she tried to get a few chores done around the house. She'd started to feel like she was fighting off an infection; it was time to see a doctor, so she left Conrad at home with Lavender to visit her gynecologist.
But she came home in a daze, stunned by the doctor's diagnosis. She found Conrad and Lavender upstairs, chatting as Lavender tried to bargain for another story. "When you're five, we'll talk about a later bedtime, but until then, that's now. Time to get into your pajamas." Conrad's attention turned when Heather shut the bedroom door behind her. "Hey! What did the doctor say?"
Heather sighed. "Well, I have a UTI. But that, the nausea, the fatigue...they have nothing to do with the spider bite."
Conrad's face fell. "What's up? You're okay...right?"
"I'm pregnant. About seven weeks."
She smiled as his expression flipped from concern to ecstatic joy. "Heather, that's incredible!"
Lavender glanced at her parents with confusion. "What's pregnen?"
"It means you're going to have a baby brother or sister."
Lavender still wasn't sure what they meant. "I have a brother awreddy. Can it be sister?"
"We don't choose, sweet girl."
"I hope it's a sister!"
After tucking Lavender into bed they settled onto the sofa for a comfortable night in, but their movie was interrupted when Heather's phone rang. She checked the call display before she connected the call. "Malcolm? What's going on? Is Ash there?"
The line was quiet for a long time. Too long, and Heather felt the phone start to shake in her hand. Finally, she heard Malcolm take a breath.
"Heather...I...It's...Ash is missing. H-he's been kidnapped." ->
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NOTE: Sorry I buried the baby news, but I didn't have enough content to make a whole other post and I set myself another arbitrary deadline to get to a certain point in the story by a certain date. And Heather was supposed to learn she was pregnant later than this, but the mod-generated UTI sent her to the gynecologist and she/we found out earlier than planned. No offense to this very wanted baby but ASH IS MISSING!!
NOTE 2: @purplesimmer455 the way I couldn't react with the excitement I wanted to your meme share on Sunday knowing I paid homage to it in this very post ("What's pregnen?") and didn't want to give the truth away yet! 😅 Shout out to @matchalovertrait who also guessed this, and @changingplumbob who I think was thinking it when she asked why Ash's room had bunk beds. I made up a small fib about repurposing the tiny nursery space, but actually I still need it for the new nooboo!
NOTE 3: On one hand, it's very sad that Rico was culled when he's expecting a baby. On another hand, this is a setback on my likely-fruitless search for a five-star rating because now I have to train up a new tech! Tragic!!
WCIF Phone Poses: Unexpected Phone Call by @starrysimsie and Shocked News by @simmireen. I used @nataliaauditore-blog's iPhone 11 accessory in both poses.
#sims 4#sims 4 gameplay#sims 4 screenshots#sims 4 legacy#sims in bloom#ts4#ts4 gameplay#ts4 legacy#ts4 screenshots#sims 4 story#ts4 story#legacy challenge#sims legacy#ts4 legacy challenge#gen 2#brindleton bay
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