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At a certain point blaming the school system for failing to teach you every fact becomes an excuse to absolve yourself from learning on your own time as an adult. Maybe you had bad teachers and curricula, maybe you never did the assigned reading, maybe you were taught propaganda, but itâs okay to start now. Itâs okay to learn geography from online games. Itâs okay to get entry level books from the library on a subject. Itâs okay to explore Wikipedia and other reputable websites as a start. You can learn as an adult. You should continue learning as an adult.
#If I see one more post blaming the school system for people not knowing things that are either - basic and they didnât retain or -niche and#not something that would have been relevant for most curriculums Iâm gonna lose it#so youâre bad at geography ??? TRY. there are GAMES#donât know history??? there are so many resources in different formats and access levels#bc of 2020 there are so many college lectures recorded on YouTube you can watch#there are daily games you can play to slowly learn#you donât need to ADVERTISE your ignorance of things either#predicting that the notes on this will be annoyin#also there are many valid critiques of Wikipedia but at least it cites its sources which is more than most âeducationalâ tiktoks
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DIABOLIK LOVERS MORE,BLOOD Animate Tokuten Drama CD âBody Swap Panic ~Silent Squad Version~â

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Source: DIABOLIK LOVERS Imajin Webshop Tokuten Drama CD âBody Swap Panic ~Silent Squad ver.~â [CD not owned by me]
Audio:Â Here
Seiyuu: Toriumi Kousuke, Katsuyuki Konishi & Takashi Kindou
Translatorâs note: My hopes were up high for this CD because I had already translated the triplets ver. one and absolutely loved the chaos in that one. Thankfully, this CD did not disappoint either because it is equally funny. While the triplets were actually somewhat okay with the swap at first, these three characters donât exactly like each other so they were not too stoked about being in each otherâs bodies. xD Also Reijiâs VA talking like Subaru just had me crack up every time he opened his mouth.Â
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Shuu: Nn...Mm...
Subaru: Che...Fuckinâ annoyinâ...I can hear the damn music... (1) This is livinâ room, remember!? Everyoneâs free to be here, so do you really think youâll get away with puttinâ me in a bad mood? ...Say, you feel the same way, donât you?
You shake your head.
Subaru: Che...I see.
The classic music continues playing.Â
*Rustle rustle*
Subaru: Argh...Make it stop! ...Oi! ...Oi!! Shuu!!Â
Shuu: Zzăź...
Subaru: You bastard...Youâre ignorinâ me on purpose, arenât you!?
Subaru jumps up from his seat.
*THUD*
Reiji steps into the living room.
Reiji: Oh? Subaru and...Seems like that deadbeat is present as well. Good grief. Holiday or not, I wish you would not loaf around in the living room all day.
Subaru: Haah!? Iâm not loafinâ âround...!! Say that to the lazy ass over there!
Reiji: Please do not shout at me like that. I am already not in the best of moods because of a certain someone being in my field of view. ...Shuu! Shuu!!
Shuu: ...Nn...Nnh...
Reiji: Haah...Oh, you happen to be here as well, I see. Yes, I am talking to you. This is an order. Make sure that good-for-nothing leaves this room as soon as possible.
You shake your head.
Reiji: Eh? You cannot? You are nothing but prey, yet you will give up before even trying and defy your Master? Good grief...Hurry up and do something about him! If you do a fine job, I shall reward you. Besides, when you are the one asking, that deadbeat might just be willing to listen.
You walk over to Shuu, shaking his shoulder.
*Rustle rustle*
Shuu: ...Nn? ...Oh, itâs you? What do you want? Honestly, you really donât have a single shred of delicacy or ability to read the room, do you? I assume you came well prepared considering you interrupted my Beethoven.Â
You ask him if he could listen to music in his room instead.Â
Shuu: ...Aah? If Iâm going to complain about that, I should leave the living room? Hah. And why exactly do I need to have you tell me that? If you want me to move, then carry me. If you do that, I wouldnât mind sucking your blood in return?
Reiji: Haah...What are you saying? Just as I predicted...
Shuu: ...Reiji.Â
Subaru: Che...! This turn of events was so obvious, thereâs nothinâ fun âbout it. Geez. Well, at least the music has stopped for now.
Shuu: Haah...Two pests at once...Oh well, whatever. Oi, you. Letâs go to my room already. Iâll savor your blood thoroughly.
Reiji: Stop. Please leave this room alone, leaving her behind.Â
Shuu: Haah...?
Reiji: She does not only belong to you.
Subaru: Actually, if youâre gonna say that, then she��s mine. I canât let you guys do with her as you please. Donât fuck with me.
Shuu: She approached me, remember? So it should be obvious who she views as her Master, no?
Reiji: Hmph. That is because I ordered her to do so. In other words, you know what that alludes to, right?
Subaru: Tsk. Go ahead and fight it out amongst you two. ...Oi! You donât think of either of these selfish bastards as your Master either, do you? Right?
Shuu: ...
Reiji: Hmph.
Subaru: Keh!
Shuu: Well...We can say whatever we want, in the end, the final decision lies with her.
Reiji: You seem rather confident. I am simply appalled. You sure talk big for a deadbeat who does not do nor accomplish anything in his life.
Subaru: Say...Youâll choose me, right!?
*THUD*
Shuu: The way you rely on violence to try and sway a womanâs opinion like that really shows that youâre still a child.
Subaru: Aah!? You wanna throw some fists, huh!?
*Rustle*
Reiji: Cut it out. If he goes on a rampage, the house will actually fall apart. I pray that you at least have some braincells left to realize who will be the one paying for the restorations afterwards.
Subaru: Hah! This stupid manor should just flatten with the ground already!
*THUD*
Reji: Subaru...! Seems like you will have to learn the hard way.
*Smack*
Subaru: Heh. Whatcha gonna do with that whip? ...Oi, Shuu! This jerkâs tryinâ to use violence to get people to bend to his will too! In short, heâs a child, right?
Shuu: Haah...This sucks. Stay out of this, brat.
Subaru: Haah!? SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME!?
*THUD*
Reiji: Wai...!
*Rumble rumble*
Shuu: Haah? The wallâs crumbling for reaăźăź
Subaru: Uwah...!?
*CRASH*
*SHATTER*
*THUD*
--> This is where the âbody/personality swapâ happens. Shuu is now in Subaruâs body, Subaru is in Reijiâs body and Reiji is in Shuuâs body. For my translations, I will put the name of whoever is inside the body in between parathesis to make it less confusing.
Shuu (Reiji): Cough...Thatâs exactly why I kept on warning you about destroying the house, good grief...!
Reiji (Subaru): Fuck off...Hah! Not my fault this houseâs an old wreck. One lilâ kick and it falls apart.
Subaru (Shuu): Haah...This is exhausting. Iâm done with this. ...Hm? Aah? ...Whatâs going on...?
Shuu (Reiji): Why am I sitting right in front of myself? ...Also this voice?
Reiji (Subaru): ...Uwah!? W-Why the fuck am I wearinâ glasses!?Â
Shuu (Reiji): ...! I would rather not believe this to be true, but could we have swapped bodies as a result of the earlier blow?
Subaru (Shuu): Oi, Reiji. Have you ever heard about Vampires having this kind of power?
Shuu (Reiji): I have not. If I did, I would have tested it out long ago. However...Having you ask me that question as Subaru is throwing me off. Ahăź I feel disgusted...
Reiji (Subaru): Hearinâ Shuu talk quickly is disgustinâ too...The fuckâs goinâ on!? Oi, you! Do you have any idea whatâs goinâ on...!?
Subaru (Shuu): No way youâd know, huh? ...Haah...That being said...Inside of me thereâs Reiji. Inside of Reijiâs there Subaru. ...And Iâm now in Subaruâs body. What a drag...
Shuu (Reiji): However, this is quite troublesome...Or rather, I do not enjoy this situation whatsoever. I cannot fantom anyone would want to become that deadbeat for their own enjoyment.
Reiji (Subaru): Second that! For one...These glasses or whatever...It makes the top of my nose itchy, itâs drivinâ me nuts, I want to just crush them!
Shuu (Reiji): Hold it! Do not break them!
Subaru (Shuu): Anyway...What are we gonna do? Is there a way to go back to normal? Haah...This really is a pain...
Shuu (Reiji): I suppose our only option is to experience a similar shock to the one from earlier. I really cannot get used to it...The combination of that appearance with that manner of speech...I would like to kindly ask you to refrain from acting or speaking crudely while you are in my body as well.
Subaru (Shuu): Ahăź... Honestly, I donât care anymore. Iâm tired. Iâll leave it up to you two to do something about this.Â
Shuu (Reiji): Hold it, Shuu! Do not fall asleep just yet!
Subaru (Shuu): Nn...Zzăź...
Shuu (Reiji): Ugh...That good-for-nothing...!
Reiji (Subaru): Whatever. While Shuu is snoozinâ away, we can use it as an opportunity to use this bad boy...
*Rustle*
Shuu (Reiji): Where did you find that hammer?
Reiji (Subaru): Who cares? More importantly, you said that we need a similar impact to return to normal, right? Letâs test it on Mr. Sleepyhead over here!
Shuu (Reiji): Ah...I see. That might not be a bad idea.
Reiji (Subaru): That beinâ said...Iâm kinda hesitant to beat up my own body. ...Aah!? The fuckâs your problem!?
You try and stop him.
Reiji (Subaru): Ah? You want me to drop the idea? ...Then do you have a plan to get us back to normal!? You canât, can you!? In that case...Just watch there in silence!
Subaru (Shuu): ...Heh.
*THUD*
*Swoosh*
Shuu (Reiji): So speedy...! Oi, Shuu! Donât dodge!
Subaru (Shuu): I didnât...My body moved...instinctively...I see. My body is behaving like Subaruâs, huh?
Shuu (Reiji): In that case, I shall join in as well!
*Swoosh*
Subaru (Shuu): Anyway Reiji...Where did you get that hammer?
Shuu (Reiji): No point in telling you!Â
*THUD*
Subaru (Shuu): ...That was close! Fuck...What a pain...
Shuu (Reiji): Brace yourself!
*THUD*
Subaru (Shuu): ...Woah!?
*THUD*
Reiji (Subaru): ...Uwah!? ...That was close! The fuck, boomer!? Hit up the gym a lil more...! (2)
*Swoosh*
*THUD*
Shuu (Reiji): A boomer, you say? You just called me...a BOOMER, did you not!?
*THUD*
*CRASH*
Subaru (Shuu): Che...Fuck...At this rate, this will never get resolved. Oi, how about you donât just watch but help out? Catch those two.
*Swoosh*
*THUD*
Shuu (Reiji): That is my line! Donât just stand there dumbfounded, but lend me a hand here!
*Swoosh*
*CRASH*
Reiji (Subaru): ...Ugh! You belong to me, so you should help me out! ...Wait!? Where are you goinâ...!? Donât run!
Shuu (Reiji): Subaru! You leave yourself wide open!
*THUD*
Reiji (Subaru): Heh. Easy. You really think Iâd be done in by some boomer swinging a hammer around?
Subaru (Shuu): Haah...Shit...The whole houseâs a mess...
*THUD THUD*
Subaru (Shuu): What are we gonna do about this...? Will I get sent to the North Pole by the Old Man again...?
*THUD THUD*
Subaru (Shuu): Let me tell you just in case, but youâre all equally responsible. ...Of course, that applies to you trying to sneak away over there as well.
You flinch.
Shuu (Reiji): Tch. Fuck...I wonât let that happen!
Reiji (Subaru): LIKE I GIVE A FLYING FUCK...!!
ăźăź THE END ăźăź
Translation notes
(1) éłćźă or âoto-moreâ means that you can hear the music from someoneâs earphones because they put the volume too high.
(2) Literally he says âtrain your body a little moreâ, implying that Subaru was having trouble dodging the incoming attacks while in Reijiâs body because he is not as flexible.Â
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