#precure joker + gender neutral reader

[baileypie-writes]

Can you write something platonic with Joker? Like, idk, maybe Joker taking care of the reader? (Inspired by a Cai bot by AVeryTiredCatBoi and also an earlier post of yours about reader being the kid of Pierrot (idk if I spelled that right))

There's a lot of romance with him, maybe it's time for something platonic! :3 /nfaa

—wisp/smoke anon

A/N ~ Sure! Hope you enjoy!

~Rest Up~

Joker + Pierrot’s Kid!Reader

Fandom: Smile Pretty Cure!

Fanfic Type: Oneshot

Reader: Gender neutral(they/them pronouns), Pierrot’s kid

Relationship: Platonic

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 758

Synopsis: Joker is your temporary guardian while your father’s not present. So he follows his duty of taking care of you when you’re sick.

Warnings: Kinda short

~Masterlists~

~Smile Pretty Cure! Masterlist~

‼️Glitter Force stans DNI‼️

As the sort of “right hand man” to Pierrot, Joker is expected to watch over and care for his child while he is still dormant. While he doesn’t enjoy those on the younger side, Joker actually grew rather fond of you. You’re truly your father’s child. You have a love for the dark and sadistic, and wish to give the world a bad end. And, to Joker’s delight, you also are quite mischievous. So while he was only acting as a caretaker to please Pierrot at first, he grew to genuinely care about you.

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Joker strutted up to your room, figuring that you had slept in long enough. Though it’s always dark in the Bad End Kingdom, it was around eleven in the morning. He usually lets you sleep in, but this time, he had something to discuss with you.

“(name)? Are you up?” He asked, knocking on your door with the knuckle of his pointer finger. After hearing no response from you, he let himself in. “(name), I know you like your beauty sleep, but I have something to discuss with you.”

A low groan could be heard from under the mountain of blankets and pillows on your bed. Joker sighed, figuring that you were just being difficult. He walked over, and whipped everything away, exposing you to the cold.

The moment the warm plushness was removed, you curled up, shivering. That was odd, considering that when he did that, you’d normally be yelling at him. That’s when he noticed how awful you looked. You were noticeably more pale, with flushed cheeks. It looked like you were not happy to be existing at all.

“What’s the matter? You don’t look good.” He asked playfully. But he quickly realized that it was much more serious. Instead of giving him a normal response, you simply groaned again. It sounded nasally and scratchy. With a hum, he placed a hand on your forehead to confirm his suspicion. He was correct. You had a fever.

“Hm. I’ll be back in a bit. I’d tell you to stay put, but I know you’re not going anywhere.” Without waiting for a response from you, he disappeared with a flurry of cards.

Just a few minutes later, he reappeared in the same fashion. In his hand was a bottle of cold medicine and a small spoon. “Sit up.” He said while pouring the sticky liquid into it.

You obeyed, but not without small, bothered groans. “Did you get that from Majorina?” You asked, your voice hoarse.

“Goodness, no! I got this from the human realm. I didn’t want to risk you turning into a frog, or something of the sort. You know how that old witch is with her experiments.” He chuckled.

You laughed a bit too. Joker then gently raised the spoon to your lips. Reluctantly, you downed the bitter syrup. Afterwards, you made an exaggerated face of disgust.

“You’ll be fine. Imagine what it would’ve tasted like if Majorina made it.” Joker said.

“Yeah, I guess you’re right.” You sighed. You began rearranging your blankets and pillows to where they were before being moved. Joker helped you, tucking you back in as he did.

“What did you need to tell me?” You asked as the last pillow was placed.

“Oh, yes.” He said, remembering. “While it’s been a bit slow, your father is on the right track of being revived!” He patted your head, clearly happy for you.

“Really? Yay! I can’t wait to see him!” You quickly sat up due to your excitement.

Joker chuckled, before gently pushing you back down. “Careful. I know you’re happy, but don’t push yourself.”

Once you were all settled, he made his way out of your room. “Make sure to rest up. You’ll wanna be in your best shape for when your father returns.” After getting a nod from you, he closed the door behind him.

He let out a sigh as he made his way back. He didn’t expect to have to take care of a sick kid today, but he guessed it couldn’t be helped. Besides, if he had to be around any sick kid, he’d pick no one else but you; the only kid he enjoys the company of.

He’d be lying if he said he hasn’t been enjoying being your temporary guardian. You were a fun child. So while he couldn’t wait for his master to return, he could definitely bear having to care for you for a bit longer. Friendship way not be his thing, but you’re definitely an exception.

Dividers by dollywons

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[baileypie-writes]

Do you still write for Joker?

cause to this day, I always wanted a joker x evil Precure readers

Basically, a reader, who once was a pretty cure, but turned to the dark side or betrayed the precure out of spite and hatred for them, head cannon or one shot just I really need it please

A/N ~ Yep, I still write for Joker! I love this idea. I went way overboard with this haha. Hope you enjoy!

~Bad Ending~

Joker x Evil!FormerPrecure!Reader

Fandom: Smile Pretty Cure!

Fanfic Type: Oneshot

Reader: Gender neutral, Pretty Cure to villain

Relationship: Romantic(they don’t officially get together, but they’re feelings are mutual)

Genre: Angst?(for the Pretty Cure anyway)

Word Count: 824

Synopsis: You finally decided to betray your team, and join Joker in the Bad End Kingdom.

Warnings: Betrayal, Joker being pretty touchy, probably cringe

~Masterlists~

~Smile Pretty Cure! Masterlist~

‼️Glitter Force stans DNI‼️

You stood before your bookshelf, countless thoughts racing through your mind. To anyone else, it was just a bookshelf. But you knew where it could take you, so long as you knew the code. The code you were about to enter to travel to the Magical Library.

Your hands shook as you clutched the envelope. Though, it wasn’t out of fear, but excitement. That envelope stored a very important letter. Specifically, a resignation letter for the Pretty Cure.

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For so long, you’ve dealt with your younger teammates. They’re overly happy, loud, annoying, and set on giving the world a good ending. But you were always more into stories with bad endings. So while you were a Pretty Cure like them, it felt wrong to fight for something that wasn’t your taste.

Though, that wasn’t the only thing that drew you away from them. A man on the opposite side of the battlefield intrigued you. Joker, a jester from the Bad End Kingdom instantly struck a cord with you. He made you laugh, and his attitude was something you loved.

He seemed to know you didn’t belong with the Pretty Cure from the start. Any time you’d talk face to face, he treated you differently than with the others. Instead of taunting you, he questioned you. Well, more like he made you question yourself.

He’d always ask if you were sure you fit in with your friends. He also asked if you even saw them as friends at all. These, along with countless other questions, made you think about your position. It also didn’t help that he’d constantly flirt with you, making you fall for him. That drew you even further from your team, and closer to Joker’s side.

Eventually, you got fed up with being with the wrong group. So, you wrote a long, detailed letter, explaining your resignation. You knew if you told them in person, they’d try everything to stop you. Not wanting to deal with that was the reason for writing your thoughts on paper instead.

With your decision made, it was time to take action.

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With the letter delivered, there was only one thing left to do. And that was to join the others in Bad End Kingdom. You figured that they always found you one way or another, so all you had to do was wait. So that you did.

It was a chilly night. You regretted wearing such a thin jacket— the proof being your uncontrollable shivering. Hugging your arms tightly, you wished that they’d hurry up already.

Just then, the bulb of every street lamp surrounding you went out with loud shatters. A familiar chuckle sounded from above you, sending a shiver of excitement— and a bit of nervousness— down your spine.

“Well, what do we have here?” The devious voice of Joker asked himself out loud.

“What does it look like?” You quickly snapped back— the sass thick in your voice.

“Aw, no need to be so hostile (cure name).” He levitated down until his pointed shoes touched the ground.

“I don’t go by that name anymore. I left the Pretty Cure.” You said, not realizing how much you’ve wanted to say that.

Joker’s smirk widened. “Oh, really? And how do I know you’re not bluffing?”

“You already know I’m not.”

He hummed— taking a few steps closer to you. “Does this mean what I think it does?”

You nodded— heart skipping a beat as you did.

Suddenly, your Smile Pact floated out of its holder, and into the slender hand of the jester in front of you.

“Then, I suppose you won’t be needing this.”

“Actually,” You replied. “I was thinking you could do something to it. Seems a waste to just get rid of it.”

He chuckled, reaching his free hand out to hold your face— his thumb pressing against your chin. “I like the way you think. You’re going to fit in just fine.”

“(name)!” Panicked voices called out, followed by the increasing volume of footsteps.

Just as you thought, it was your former teammates. Miyuki gripped the letter in your hands. You didn’t expect them to find and read it that quickly.

“What’s going on?” Nao spoke up, her voice showing so many emotions that you couldn’t comprehend exactly how she was feeling. “What’s he doing here?” She pointed to Joker.

Instead of moving away from you, he pulled you closer. Your face pressed against his chest, and his arm wrapped around you in a hug of sorts. “This darling has decided to join me and the others of Bad End Kingdom. Aren’t they a sweetheart? I just know they’ll do splendidly in working to revive Pierrot.”

“I just can’t believe it…” Yayoi said, eyes filled with tears. “I know what the letter said, but there’s no way it’s true!”

“I don’t care about what the letter said! I wanna hear from (name) directly!” Akane shouted angrily.

“Yes. Please (name), just talk to us. I’m sure we can sort things out.” Reika added calmly.

Slowly, you slipped out of Joker’s grasp— though grabbing hold of his hand as you did. “Everything I wrote in the letter is true. There’s nothing else to say, and there’s nothing you can do to change my mind. I’m leaving.” You made sure to show you and Joker’s intertwined hands— making sure they knew just how certain you were.

“No…” Miyuki breathed out— pure sadness and terror on her face.

“What’s wrong, Miyuki?” You smirked. “Not feeling ‘ultra-happy’ anymore?”

Your words made her eyes widen, and her jaw drop.

“Well, it seems they’ve made things crystal clear. Now that there’s no more confusion, we’ll be going now.” Joker said.

“Wait!” The girls made a desperate dash towards you, but they were too late. A flurry of cards enveloped the two of you— leaving nothing in your place when it cleared.

~~~~

When you opened your eyes, you were in a dark palace of sorts. You immediately assumed it was Bad End Kingdom.

“Welcome home, my dear.” Joker said— his grip on your hand tightening from pure joy. He then raised your hand to his lips, and placed a gentle kiss on it.

The lack of light in the place instantly made you feel relaxed. It was like you’ve already been living there for ages. It felt so different from the Pretty Cure’s base.

You didn’t feel a single bit of regret about what you just did. You finally felt like you belonged. And you couldn’t wait to bring the world a bad ending. With Joker, of course.

Dividers by @cafekitsune

Taglist: @averytiredcatboi

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[baileypie-writes]

A new request for Joker and Pierrots kid :3

What if pierrots kid wants a pet of some kind, how would Joker react? Especially if the pet doesn't seem to like Joker at all lol

And would Pierrots kid wanna show off the pet to the Precure? (The pet is probably a cat, fox, etc. Idk I'm really tired this morning)

A/N ~ Sure! Hope you enjoy!

~Joker When Pierrot’s Kid Wants a Pet~

Fandom: Smile Pretty Cure!

Fanfic Type: Headcanons

Reader: Gender neutral

Relationship: Platonic

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 333

Warnings: Mentions of the pet being aggressive

~Masterlists~

~Smile Pretty Cure! Masterlist~

‼️Glitter Force stans DNI‼️

~ As the right hand man of your father, and your temporary guardian, it’s Joker’s duty to supply you with whatever your heart desires. There are very few things he’d say no to. This is not only to avoid making you upset, but to avoid making your father upset as well.

~ So when you asked for a pet, he didn’t think twice about getting you one. There were no limits to what animal it could be either. A cat or dog? Easy. Maybe you want something more exotic? He’ll make sure the animal has what it needs to survive. Want a fantasy creature? Märchenland has plenty of those!

~ Joker couldn’t care less if you want to do the caretaking or not. He’ll just get one of the Bad End Trio to do it. Just one threat of upsetting you or Pierrot is enough to get them working.

~ He would take it upon himself to train the animal, though. What can he say, he loves tricks! But he wouldn’t just teach them cute jumps or rolls. He’d also teach them ways to protect you. Though, since he needed examples, he may or may not have “accidentally” taught your pet to attack Wolfrun on sight.

~ He’s not really an animal person himself. So whether or not your pet likes him is irrelevant to him. It’s just a little inconvenient to have to deal with any potential aggression, but he’ll live.

~ Wanna show off your pet to the Pretty Cure? Go right ahead! Joker’s all for showing superiority! It’s even better if your pet’s super intimidating or scary looking. That increases the Pretty Cure’s chance of staying away from you. So that extra layer of safety is reassuring to him.

~ All in all, he’s content with the new addition to the team. Big or small, cute or creepy, as long as it makes you happy, that’s good enough for him. Besides, every royal child deserves their very own pet sidekick!

Dividers by: @k1ssyoursister

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[baileypie-writes]

How about Smile Precure villains with smart but shy S/O? Romantic or platonic depends on the character.

A/N ~ Sure! I only did Joker and Wolfrun, bc they’re the only ones I write for(I decided not to write for Akaoni anymore). Hope you enjoy!

~Joker and Wolfrun with a Smart but Shy Parnter~

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Fandom: Smile Pretty Cure!

Fanfic Type: Headcanons

Reader: Gender neutral

Relationship: Romantic

Characters Included: Joker and Wolfrun

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 679

Warnings: Akaoni slander

~Masterlist~

~Smile Pretty Cure! Masterlist~

‼️Glitter Force stans DNI‼️

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~Joker~

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~ Joker is quite the smart man himself, but not the type that you are. You’re good at math and science, he’s just good at messing with people’s heads. So he’s impressed by your knowledge.

Joker: “I must admit my dear, you are quite the smart cookie.”

(name): “Oh… yeah. I guess I’ve always been smart.”

Joker: “No need to be embarrassed. It’s quite impressive.”

(name): “Oh… thanks.”

~ He finds it a bit of a shame how shy you are. He believes that someone with as big of a brain as you should be showing it off. And that just what he encourages you to do. He always tells you how you should go out and show your knowledge to the world.

(name): “Look Joker, I don’t like attention. So I don’t want to go show off or whatever.”

Joker: “But you deserve it! Most people don’t have the brain capacity to store so much knowledge. In fact, maybe you should help them become smarter. You should try Akaoni first.”

(name): “Well, you’re not wrong. Akaoni could use- wait, no!”

~ Joker tries his best to get you out of your shell. He mostly does this by asking many questions, getting you to talk more and more until you begin rambling. He finds it adorable how flustered you get once you’ve realized how much you’ve been talking.

(name): “-and I find this theory interesting because- oh wait. How long have I been talking for? Oh gosh…”

Joker: “It’s alright, my dear. I don’t mind. Now, what were you saying?”

(name): “Wait, are you getting me to talk on purpose?”

Joker: “Of course not! Now, why do you find that theory interesting?”

~ When with others, he often brags about your knowledge for you. He lets people know how incredibly smart you are. He only lets up once you let him know how much he’s embarrassing you. He apologizes, but still believes you deserve to be known for your smarts.

Joker: “You lot don’t have the brains to even comprehend (name)’s knowledge. Just hearing their intelligence would put you into a coma!”

(name): “Joker… please.”

Joker: “Honestly, they could defeat the Pretty Cure without even lifting a finger! They could just outsmart them!”

(name): “Oh gosh…”

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~Wolfrun~

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~ For the most part, Wolfrun couldn’t care less how smart you are. Knowledge isn’t something he worries about. But, while he won’t admit it, he’s pretty impressed, and even intimidated by your big brain.

Wolfrun: “Hey, when did we get grapes? Whatever, guess I’ll eat them.”

(name): “Wolfrun no! You’ll die!”

Wolfrun: “What? What are you talking about? It’s just grapes.”

(name): “Grapes are deadly to dogs!”

Wolfrun: “Ugh. I’m a wolf, (name).”

(name): “Wanna risk death?”

Wolfrun: “….no.”

~ He finds it almost offensive how you barely talk, despite how much you have stored in your mind. If he didn’t know you so well, he’d think that you were using your shyness as a cover. But still, sometimes he fears that you’re planning something.

Wolfrun: “What are you planning in that big brain of yours?”

(name): “Planning? I’m not planning anything.”

Wolfrun: “You sure?”

(name): “Wolfrun….”

~ Unlike Joker, he doesn’t try to get you to talk or become less shy. He just lets you be. He honestly prefers this, because that way, he can do all the talking. He likes to talk.

Wolfrun: “I mean, I know Akaoni’s stupid, but come on! Even a five year old wouldn’t make that mistake!”

(name): “Haha! Yeah.”

Wolfrun: “Huh. You know, you really don’t talk much more than when we met.”

(name): “Oh, yeah. I’m just not a big talker.”

Wolfrun: “Eh, not like it matters. Anyway,-“

~ Like mentioned before, Wolfrun can be a bit intimidated by your knowledge. He automatically feels this way when anyone is better than him at anything. So while he doesn’t like being proven wrong, he knows not to challenge your brain.

Wolfrun: “C’mon, (name). There’s no way that’s true!”

(name): “Wolfrun, I’m telling you it is!”

Wolfrun: “No way!”

(name): “Do I need to remind you how often I’m right?”

Wolfrun: “…no.”

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