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silverspadesss · 2 years ago

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actually as much as i would love for colin to turn out to be a cheddar, provolone and fontina are both italian cheeses so it would make more sense for him to be on fontina’s side. but but but if fontina was a noble house that tried to coup house cheddar maybe the provolones were cousins or noble allies of them and they lost everything when the coup failed, leaving colin to a life as a mercenary simply trying to make enough to survive.

maybe it wasn’t house cheddar’s fault that his family went to ruin, but the fontinas who fucked them over or betrayed them after they offered their allegiance. maybe colin’s waiting for his vengeance on lucas fontina, or perhaps he already conducted it, hence the banner flag he was sent being burned

#here’s how noble in hiding colin provolone can still win #i hope you know i won’t stop theorising until we get some answers. and even THEN i probably wont stop tbh #the ravening war #d20 #dimension 20 #colin provolone #a crown of candy #acoc #‘people like this are good for one thing: taking what’s theirs when they don’t deserve it.’#‘right. yeah. i think so too.’#and zac in the adventuring party saying colin wouldn’t be at all loyal to the ‘powers that be’ in the dairy islands #praying we get some backstory next ep. who are you cheese man. WHO ARE YOU

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