#prayforpiett

[ladyvader23]

New One Shot: Darth Vader’s Favorite Podcast

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY! This was written for the Father Son Bonding Time Discord Server May 4th event, where we made art or one shots based on prompts discussed in the server. This was from the brains of me, @prayforpiett @misschrisdaae and @zoryany

Summary: 

Darth Vader gets tasked with hunting down the Galaxy's newest favorite (and illegal) rebel podcast. As he searches, he begins listening, and finds himself intrigued by its three hosts, a certain princess, farm boy, and smuggler...

Genre: Crack. Just straight up crack. 

Excerpt: 

It was supposed to be a simple mission, far below Darth Vader’s expertise, likely given to him as punishment for the loss of the Death Star.

Find and apprehend the Rebels hosting the illegal podcast, Rebels on the Move.

It wasn’t a very creative name, in his opinion. It was run by rebels, who were on the move after their base was compromised on Yavin IV. Surely some very uncreative rebels would be simple to track down. All he had to do was locate the illegal channel they were using for the broadcast, trace the signal, go to the location and apprehend them for public execution to discourage such rebellious behavior in the future.

And it was simple to find the podcast. It wasn’t so hidden that people with rudimentary skills couldn’t find it, after all, and he was one of the best with tech in the galaxy. But when he used those skills to trace the signal…the signals were misleading. Every time was a different location, and considering he checked again and again back to back, he doubted they were jumping around the galaxy every two seconds while broadcasting.

So, while he continued to figure a way to break the encryption, he listened, hoping they’d drop information that would make it easy to track where they were.

[spell-cleaver]

15 Questions, 15 Mutuals

Thanks for tagging me @stealingpotatoes!!!

Were you named after anyone?

For my first name, no, but I have two middle names - one after my dad’s aunt and one after my mum’s aunt.

When was the last time you cried?

Monday (two days ago). The ending of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny got to me okay. 

Do you have kids?

Your Honour, I’m just a baby. 

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Not when talking, but I remember one time a friend in my fiction critique group said, “I love how everything you write has that tinge of humour!” and I had no idea what she was talking about until I started reading my writing out loud, e.g., while proofreading Protégé, and went oh... oh... this is super duper sarcastic. You don’t get it in the text itself but for some reason when I read it out loud I’m super deadpan.

What’s the first think you notice about people?

I’m terrible at faces, so it’s their hair colour and the way they walk. That’s the only way I’ll recognise them later.

What’s your eye colour?

Blue. If I’m being pretentious, blue with a green ring in the middle and a grey ring on the outside.

Scary movies or happy endings?

Both! Both! Is the ending good? Is it thematically appropriate? Does it induce catharsis? Then I like it.

...but when I’m in The Stress Zone I do have to limit my consumption of things with tragic endings.

Any special talents?

Honestly, probably my discipline. I’m very good at trapping myself in something until It Gets Done. It’s how I got good at writing.

Where were you born?

I’m gonna blatantly steal Potes’s answer for this bc it applies perfectly to me too:

due to unfortunate reasons (being half english), england

What are your hobbies?

Writing, reading, drawing, walking, tennis, and terrorising people with puns.

Have any pets?

My dog Tia is a Staffie cross, she is nearly 11 years old, arthritic, and a Very Good Girl.

What sports do you play/have you played?

Tennis, for ten years. Swimming, for eight. Rounders, whenever we went camping and needed to corral a bunch of kids.

How tall are you?

5′6. It’s really funny because some people call me vertically challenged and other people think I’m a giant. But all the women in my mum’s family are under 5′3 so thanks Dad for the tall genes.

Favourite subject at school?

All of them. (Except IT. It shows today.)

Dream job?

Author. What else?

@maskedhatter, @silvereddaye, @prayforpiett, @ladyvader23, @chromanebula, @tantive404, @planningconquest, @pebblish, @stitchingatthecircuitboard, @lady-anguish, @25centsoda, @mokulule, @spashahoney, @kyber-erso, @scuddington

Is that 15 people? I hope so.

[25centsoda]

WIP Tag Game

Share the last line of your work in progress, then tag as many people as there are words in it.  

Thanks to @spell-cleaver for tagging me!! I actually have two fics in the works, one of which has been beta-d but I wrecked my wrists immediately after (whoops; on the mend now), the other of which is a continuation of KingBeerz’s continuation (Uninvited, on AO3) of my whumptober 2022 fic Invitation, so here’s a line from the Invitation vampire world!

| If Luke had been standing, his knees would’ve given out.

I’m tagging @planningconquest even though Spell already did, but also...oh god do I really have to do 10 people XD @sorayumest @dotcolorful @radioactivepeasant @silvereddaye @prayforpiett @ladyvader23 @mokulule @foiblepnoteworthy @starr234

[dotcolorful]

WIP Tag Game

Share the last line of your work in progress, then tag as many people as there are words in it.

Thanks @25centsoda for tagging me! This WIP is spread between three of four different google docs because I’m chaotic like that, so imma just paste the last line of the document that I’m currently working in (even tho it’s not the last one chronologically).

Been meaning to finish this one for a few months now lol

“You’re unhappy, Luke.”

Tagging 3 ppl, @sorayumest, @slx99, @prayforpiett

[jediknightleiaskywalker]

Please do this! I think Jack's writing is awesome! Reposting from the amazing person who made this in the Guides server (If you want an invite, go to @jackdaw-kraai 's profile, and the invite link is pinned, along with more amazing stuff).

[snapefics]

Hi, I love this blog this is such a great idea! I'd love to read a fic which has a heavy focus on Snape's brilliance, intelligence and his work as a spy. I'm much more interested in the intricacies of his spy work than in his romantic life. Although, Snily, Snucius or Snarcissa is welcome. It'd be also great, if we got to see his relationships with other Death Eaters. I'm not interested in fics where the two sides are black and white, although I have no qualms against Dumbledore bashing. I realise that I'm probably asking a lot at this point, but if Snape was at least on friendly terms with some other Hogwarts teachers like McGonagall, that'd be wonderful. Thanks, in advance <3

Thanks! We love your details and you’re not asking for a lot, you’re asking for fics you want to read.

It’s recommendation request time! Dust off your bookmarks, flip through your open tabs, and help out @prayforpiett

Heavy focus on Snape’s brilliance and intelligence

Heavy focus on Snape’s work as a spy

Intricacies of his spy work

Ship not necessary

If there is a ship: Snape x Lily, Snape x Lucius, Snape x Narcissa

Snape’s relationships with other Death Eaters

Not interested in fics where the sides of the war are portrayed as black and white

Okay with Dumbledore bashing

Snape on friendly terms with other teachers like McGonagall

[mightydragoon]

Pray for Piett

@silvereddaye​

Piett isn’t paid enough for the skywalker family drama bullshit. 

(comprised in no particular order, some stories are more explicit than others with Pray for Piett) 

1.  Compromising -samvelg

5 + 1 Five times Admiral Piett misunderstands the nature of Luke and Vader's relationship, and the one time he doesn't.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11539302/chapters/25908651

2. For Want of a Skywalker--- acuteneurosis

After the miracle of having survived Bespin, Piett does not ask why they are stopping on Tatooine. Or why Lord Vader suddenly has acquired a small child. Or why this child's name is Luke. Or how long they are going to keep him.

He probably should have.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22044874/chapters/52612567

( Note* Part 1 of the Through the Eyes of the Beholder)

3.  The kidnappings of a Sith Lord - maedre13

How a certain Sith Lord may or may not kidnap his rebel son. One-shots. Strongly inspired by sparklight´s “Where Our Intrepid Hero Doesn´t Get Away”.

Current chapter: In which Vader tries to arrange a marriage

https://archiveofourown.org/works/10606992/chapters/23453241

4.  Living Relics-- planningconquest

Poe Dameron, on a routine flight, stumbles across an entirely new mess for the New Republic to deal with. Finding Imperial relics that can help with the galaxy's most pressing questions and problems.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23113807/chapters/55303762

5.  Luke Skywalker Is Altogether Too Likable - Mokulule

A bounty hunter claims to have caught the empire's most wanted rebel, unfortunately for Admiral Piett, Lord Vader is not in attendence, so he will have to take the call.

Alternatively; the Piett POV story I have amused myself with for several months and that I hope others will also enjoy.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14477958/chapters/33444051

(Note* Part of the  Likability Conundrum series ) 

6.  Firmus Piett Is Altogether Too Likable- Mokulule

This is a companion piece to Luke Skywalker Is Altogether Too Likable, it is basically the first chapter from Luke's POV with more background and angst.

Luke has been captured by the nasty bounty hunter Bossc Blackscale along with small Twilek child Nia, who was used as a hostage.

Now he's about to enter Imperial custody and he meets the most peculiar Imperial.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18065363

(Note Complete Series below)

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1300493

7.  Some Assembly Required - Mokulule

Luke desperately call out for help in the force. Darth Vader finally gets his hands on his elusive son, but he doesn't quite get what he expected.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17394782/chapters/40941173

8. One Dream, One Vision- severnlight

After the disastrous duel on Bespin, more than mere words transpire over the newly forged bond between father and son. And this time, R2 is not so lucky with the hyperdrive. Darth Vader is beyond pleased to finally have his son in custody, but the Force keeps whispering something about the terrorist Princess as well. With the identity of Lord Vader's long lost son revealed, every being of some consequence from Core to Outer Rim is busy plotting their own schemes for Luke Skywalker. The young rebel is trying his best to navigate the new relationship with his father, and scramble a plan or two of his own. Admiral Piett and various unsuspecting Imperial citizens are entangled in the drama. Vader acts completely unpredictable, the threads of destiny are tossed up in the air, and the Galaxy holds its breath.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/9817640/chapters/22044329

9.  Darth Vader Goes to School - LadyVader23

Darth Vader gets bored with killing people and decides to get a degree in Engineering. He develops an interest in his classmate, Luke Lars. Poor Piett becomes the awkward middle man.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23905714/chapters/57477952

(Note* Vader essentially commits identity fraud on Piett to do a few online classes and Piett roles with it because what you want to say no to Vader, and gets tangled in the fuck up that is Vader’s life) 

10.   LIBERO per fidem, or How Piett Accidentally Hastened the War Because He Kinda Cared About Vader--ThreadSketchier

It's the Admiral's job to overthink things. This time, however, it's going to be both the best AND worst decision he's ever made.

(note* this is not technically a fic and it’s a private story but it’s still worth checking) 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22535980/chapters/53852038

11.. How (not) to cope with Skywalker family drama - prayforpiett

In which the admiral of the Executor tries to find ways to manage his stress. Like any sensible person, he tries to turn his frustrations into creative endeavors. And he also drinks. A lot.

Of course, it all gets worse when he starts to have stress dreams about a certain Luke Skywalker...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24320452/chapters/58632580

(   Note* From the appropriately titled author PrayforPiett. )

12.  A Life Day Miracle - Mokulule

A few months after the Death Star was destroyed, Darth Vader gets an early Life Day present in the form of the child he'd thought he'd lost, now if only events wouldn't keep conspiring against him he would actually get to tell his son of their relation.

Luke and Wedge are very confused, this is not how they expected being captured by Imperials would go.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17646887/chapters/41613821

(Note*  Mokulule again) 

13.  In Loco Pirates - izzythehutt

A down-on-his-luck Hondo Ohnaka manages to capture the unicorn of all bounties--Luke Skywalker, which sends Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith, on a painfully familiar trip to the planet Florrum to collect his prize. The failed negotiations leave Vader in the awkward position of being stuck in a besieged pirate bunker, trying to balance keeping his wayward child safe (and in his custody) with controlling the tongue of a loose-lipped pirate who--to the surprise of no one--has a bad habit of telling 'amusing' anecdotes from the Clone Wars.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/3841744/chapters/8574070

(Part 1 of  In Loco Pirates-Verse  https://archiveofourown.org/series/324137)

14.  Palpatine Ad Portas - izzythehutt

When the Emperor Palpatine moves the Empire Day Celebration to Naboo, Darth Vader is forced to confront a past he had thought better buried and forgotten. Admiral Piett becomes the reluctant confidante of the monarch, caught in the middle of a deadly Sith cat-and-mouse mind game. Meanwhile, the young Rebel who blew up the Death Star returns to his mother's home world to pay his respects on the anniversary of her death--unaware of his father and the Emperor's presence on the planet and the very grave danger he is in.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4819292/chapters/11034437

(Part 2 of  In Loco Pirates-Verse  https://archiveofourown.org/series/324137)

15.  Meet the Skywalkers - frodogenic

Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Skywalker and Vader are still mortal enemies...right?

Multichapter prequel to Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader.

Chapter 14: The Lady’s 25-year sojourn enters the final risky stretch.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8158216/chapters/18696025

(Note* Part 3 of the  Limpet AU,  see more here  https://archiveofourown.org/series/554200) 

16.  in an endless universe----loosingletters

Chapter 8 , 9 and 10 : Grandfather Vader AU 

Luke has a kid to raise and the Empire might not care much about its personnel, but at least it pays its mechanics well. Enter Darth Vader.

Part 1:https://archiveofourown.org/works/22955416/chapters/55002466

Part 2: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22955416/chapters/55067716#workskin

Part 3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22955416/chapters/56968354#workskin

(Note* Link to full series : 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22955416/chapters/57641386) 

17.  Allegiance - KaelinaLovesLomaris

Luke is captured by Imperials while on a mission and ends up needing his father's help getting out of a tricky situation. What follows is shameless Luke and Vader father-son bonding, with plenty of action, angst, and fluff, as Vader finally has his son at his side and plots to destroy the Emperor. Everyone's favorite Imperial, Admiral Piett, plays a large role, as does Luke's fellow pilot, Wedge Antilles, and Boba Fett will probably make an appearance.

Post ESB AU, with canon divergence. This is not Dark!Luke. It is eventual Vader redemption.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6745156/chapters/16127191

(note* Allegiance-verse series)

18 . Interview with a Sith Lord--- KaelinaLovesLomaris

Before Piett was the Admiral of Death Squadron, he was captain of the Accuser. And once Darth Vader learned of his son and realized he would someday need to take the Emperor down, he began looking for an admiral he could trust... Or how Piett got the job of captain of the Executor and eventually became admiral of the Death Squadron. This is in my Allegiance-verse, but it's not necessary to read Allegiance to understand this.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8747338

( Note* Allegiance-verse series)

19. Twin Suns - EagleInFlight

ROTJ AU: Vader reached out into the Force, eager to teach this trooper a lesson when suddenly the old him woke from his slumber and an Anakin quip slipped out of his mouth: “Have the Empire become so desperate that they’re recruiting below the height requirement?” A wave of amusement splashed through the Force from the trooper. That signature... The trooper took off his helmet, jerked his blonde hair back from his eyes and stared up at him. “Explains why I can’t see out of this helmet.” Darth Vader was left utterly speechless. His son stood before him. His son was here of his own free accord. Luke flashed a smile that warmed Vader’s heart. “I’m here to rescue you.”

OR: Luke Skywalker sneaks on-board the Executor to rescue his father, Darth Vader.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14289804

20.  Skywalker Family Values - Ariel_Sojourner

Camp Chippewa is proud to be the Empire’s foremost camp resort for privileged young adults. Located on the picturesque forest moon of Endor, your child will have the opportunity to participate in wholesome outdoor activities and socialize appropriately with their peers. We invite your offspring to join us for the experience of a lifetime and a bright future in service of the greater glory of the Empire.

On opposite sides of the galaxy, on opposite sides of a civil war, Darth Vader and Padme Amidala unwittingly send Luke and Leia to the same camp during school break. Chaos naturally ensues.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14258124/chapters/32883750

(Note* Piett doesn’t feature in this as much compared to the others but dear lord still, pray for this poor man) 

21. Two and a Half Men (with a baby)- orphan_account

After a long day of bargaining with Hutts and attempting to ignore his past, Darth Vader is nearing the end of his rope. When he discovers his two-year-old son, it's the straw that breaks the semi-rational Sith Lord's back; in a rash act worthy of the Skywalker name, he scoops his son into his arms, steals a shuttle from his own fleet, and punches in random hyperspace coordinates to a destination on the other side of the galaxy.

Unfortunately, father and son are not the only ones on the ship.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7420057/chapters/16853212

TAGS

Firmus Piett

Firmus Piett & Darth Vader

Feel free to add any more to the mix . 

[prose-for-hire]

I love the thought of sane Dru!! No more than batshit insane Dru though because that's my favourite thing ever but still. I think she'd be into a lot of cute shit? Like yeah, sane Dru could still crush you but would also adore Build a Bear? Maybe dolls would bring up bad memories for her but I feel like she'd still like plushes? I just feel like she'd be a mix of sweet enthusiasm and a horrifying amount of trauma but would still be scary enough that people would think twice before they decided to mess with her?

Me too!! I absolutely love the idea of her enjoying build a bear !!! I definitely agree that she would be a mix of the two and she would be completely unstoppable 💖

[tothetoonandback]

Maybe Faith in d2? ^^

Faith should b drawn in skirts more often i think :] also: PINK!!!! WOOGA W

game!

[roseunspindle]

Firmus Piett in many universes

Firmus Piett is a man who earned Vader’s respect, however, in many universes (hi fanfics) Anakin never becomes Vader, so I needed to help Piett find his stress inducing leader in other ways.

- In one universe, he’s barely a lieutenant when assigned to assist Jedi General Skywalker on a mission. Through a great deal more screaming, death defying stunts, and accomplishing more in one day than Piett ever thought was possible, he found returning to his regular post a tad dull. General Skywalker and 501st were quite inspiring, if rather stressful. He can’t help it, he puts in a transfer request and after a rather, odd, comm call from Admiral Yularen who seemed to be worried about his mental health. Piett’s transfer is approved. When Skywalker see’s him on the bridge he looks confused for a minute, then grins. “Couldn’t stay away from us huh?” Piett nods, a bit stiffly, still not used to Skywalkers informality. “I wouldn’t be anywhere else sir.”

- In another universe, Piett is a Captain and his small squadrons’ duty is to keep his area of space cleared of pirates, smugglers, and slavers. He is an odd duck in that he actually clears them out instead of accepting bribes. All but one, pirate may be the technical term for Anakin Skywalker, but as he only ever attacks slaving vessels and his only smuggled cargo is escaped slaves, Piett never feels terribly upset when Skywalker’s ships evade him. It’s possible he also may not have tried that hard, or has potentially even given aide or information to him.

It isn’t until the Tatooinian revolutionary is captured, by a rather nasty officer of Piett’s acquaintance that things become dangerous. It’s a bit of a blur but Piett knows he chose to abandon his post to go rescue the man, teaming up with some of Skywalker’s pirate team. When at last they are back aboard Ekrreth’s Wings (Skywalkers flagship as it were) Piett knows his military career is over. However the other are smiling at him and thanking him for his help and when Skywalker claps him on the shoulder and welcomes him aboard, Piett feels like he’s in the right spot.

[silvereddaye]

For the asks N, S, T

N.  An Underused Character?

So many in the ST, especially Finn as the trilogy went on. I’m team Jedi Finn all the way. Rose as well. They did her dirty in the last film. But also I think Wedge deserves more love. 

.

S.  Best Moment?

Ok. Maybe cliche- but the Cloud City duel and Vader’s reveal. Like that moment had such an impact on me. Made me love Star Wars. 

.

T.  Favorite Species?

Hmmm. Can I pick droid? Because they are like their own species. And they are so much and there is such a variety. 

[ladyvader23]

Darth Vader Goes to School: Piett vs The Offspring

New chapter alert! 

Out of context gif: 

Read the chapter HERE! 

[spell-cleaver]

Tag Game

@kalak tagged me in a this or that tag game, thank you!

slow burn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // oh no there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt-comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high school romance or middle-aged romance // time travel or isolated together //neighbours or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or gender bend // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

I’m not very romance-focused so take a lot of these with a platonic spin on them as well as a romantic one.

Tagging @25centsoda , @silvereddaye , @starr234 and @prayforpiett !

[25centsoda]

Whumptober 2021 Day 17 L&V

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34552060

Title: Shaken Up

Summary: Day 17: FIELD CARE 101 “Please don’t move!” | Hemorrhage | Dread. Luke was captured by the Empire a couple of weeks ago, and has been vibing on the Executor since then, ostensibly a prisoner. Unfortunately, not everyone has gotten the memo about Skywalker. Piett's POV.

Excerpt:

Admiral Piett heard arguing down the corridor, Luke Skywalker’s voice among it, pleading, and began walking briskly towards the sound.

His men should know better than to bother Lord Vader’s...guest, by now, but apparently they hadn’t all gotten the memo. If they hurt one hair on that boy’s head, Lord Vader would wring all of their necks, and he would have to file the paperwork to request new personnel. And try to forget their faces.

Suddenly there was a thunk and Skywalker shouted.

Piett started running.

[sacrilegious-skeletal-scribe]

Alright so I stumbled upon prayforpiette’s (I don’t know if they want to be tagged) ‘Would Vader Kill You On The Excecutor’ uquiz, via post of responses to the last question, the last question being, ‘Describe to me thought what ridiculous thing would probably get you killed.’ I thought I would throw my own hat in the ring. That was two and a half hours ago. What follows is not my best work. It may not even be grammatically or structurally correct. However, I have spent too long writing and unnecessarily researching this Universe Fight Lesbian Shitpost, so congratulations on finding my thesis. Someone should stop me.

I stand in the main hanger of the Star Destroyer Executor, posture and uniform impeccable as I stand in a parallel line-up of Imperial Officers. I hold firm, eyes straight ahead as Vader’s ship hisses open, and he walks onto the polished hangar floor. I keep my gaze steady and non-threatening, breathing with forced calm as he passes me without thought, my Commanding Admiral following on his heels with panicked speech and sweat beads rolling down his forehead. I fought back a smile as I recognized a few lines from the speech he had been rehearsing since Vader’s arrival time had been announced to the bridge. The assembled battalion holds form until Vader disappears behind a hydraulic door, letting out a collective sigh, dispersing into uneven crowds. I walk to the side of Vader’s craft, staying inconspicuously near a few revolving clumps of identical stormtroopers, staying out of touching distance from the ship’s folded wings. I idle silently, facing the spotless white walls, endeavoring only to stand without notice. My head pops up at the sound of footsteps exited the craft behind me, and it is with forced calm that I turn to face the set off footsteps, wearing the uniform jumpsuit of an Imperial Pilot. My face breaks into a smile as my eyes meet hers, dark and glinting off the industrial lights, outlined by the pressure marks of industrial goggles, her tightly-woven hair matted after hours under an imperial helmet, loose strands visible in the harsh relief. She smiles as well when she recognizes me, distinguishing my face from the featureless uniform. We hold each other for a moment, ignoring the badly concealed whispers of fresh recruits around us, until I heard the broken end of a sentence, notably containing the phrase ‘..that a General?’ I meet Jariss’s eyes, and know she heard it as well, and we both turn to the assembled crowds, searching them for the proclaimed outranking official. It does not take long to find him, as he is glaring impetuously across the landing bay at us, and begins to stiffly walk parallel to us, keeping his nose firmly in the air. I glance at Jariss, and she knows what we must do. ‘Hey, General Motti!’ My voice reverberates across the hall, and his narrows eyes snap onto us, his mouth snarling upwards as Jariss pushes me into the air, and I turn back to her, leaning down as she pulls me into a kiss, the both of us smiling from ear to ear. And though I was not watching him due to... slight distractions, I could hear as he strode up to us, fuming wordlessly, and I see only but a flash of metal before the blast of his officer’s pistol cuts a hole through my side, and I fall into my lovers arms. My head rings as my body goes slack, and I manage to mutter out a single sentence as the hanger begins to dim. “Homophobic Boomer Cuck.”

[prose-for-hire]

Haven't been here for a while lol

But for the fic title game: Sharp words and sharper smiles

Nice to hear from you babe! Thanks for sending in a title!! 💜

Faith x vamp!reader. In a loving relationship but now since a choice that was made there are constant battles between them - but not for the reasons you may think. Reader is a vamp with a soul and is so mad that Faith is working with the mayor.

A massive argument erupts. Nasty words are exchanged and it looks like neither of them can get past their issues. Both storm away to cool off. Describes the pair considering the loss of the one they love, have truly never felt this connection before. Should faith go back to being the slayer everybody ignores? Should reader forget everything they’ve atoned for since they got a soul and join the Mayor’s side?

A decision needs to be made. Could one of the pair see themselves swapping sides for the one they love?