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New One Shot: Darth Vader’s Favorite Podcast
HAPPY STAR WARS DAY! This was written for the Father Son Bonding Time Discord Server May 4th event, where we made art or one shots based on prompts discussed in the server. This was from the brains of me, @prayforpiett @misschrisdaae and @zoryany
Summary:
Darth Vader gets tasked with hunting down the Galaxy's newest favorite (and illegal) rebel podcast. As he searches, he begins listening, and finds himself intrigued by its three hosts, a certain princess, farm boy, and smuggler...
Genre: Crack. Just straight up crack.
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It was supposed to be a simple mission, far below Darth Vader’s expertise, likely given to him as punishment for the loss of the Death Star.
Find and apprehend the Rebels hosting the illegal podcast, Rebels on the Move.
It wasn’t a very creative name, in his opinion. It was run by rebels, who were on the move after their base was compromised on Yavin IV. Surely some very uncreative rebels would be simple to track down. All he had to do was locate the illegal channel they were using for the broadcast, trace the signal, go to the location and apprehend them for public execution to discourage such rebellious behavior in the future.
And it was simple to find the podcast. It wasn’t so hidden that people with rudimentary skills couldn’t find it, after all, and he was one of the best with tech in the galaxy. But when he used those skills to trace the signal…the signals were misleading. Every time was a different location, and considering he checked again and again back to back, he doubted they were jumping around the galaxy every two seconds while broadcasting.
So, while he continued to figure a way to break the encryption, he listened, hoping they’d drop information that would make it easy to track where they were.
#star wars#darth vader#luke skywalker#leia organa#han solo#star wars fanfic#my writing#crack fic#darth vader becomes obsessed with a podcast#shenanigans ensue#i don't know how real podcasts work#dad vader#may the fourth be with you
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15 Questions, 15 Mutuals
Thanks for tagging me @stealingpotatoes!!!
Were you named after anyone?
For my first name, no, but I have two middle names - one after my dad’s aunt and one after my mum’s aunt.
When was the last time you cried?
Monday (two days ago). The ending of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny got to me okay.
Do you have kids?
Your Honour, I��m just a baby.
Do you use sarcasm a lot?
Not when talking, but I remember one time a friend in my fiction critique group said, “I love how everything you write has that tinge of humour!” and I had no idea what she was talking about until I started reading my writing out loud, e.g., while proofreading Protégé, and went oh... oh... this is super duper sarcastic. You don’t get it in the text itself but for some reason when I read it out loud I’m super deadpan.
What’s the first think you notice about people?
I’m terrible at faces, so it’s their hair colour and the way they walk. That’s the only way I’ll recognise them later.
What’s your eye colour?
Blue. If I’m being pretentious, blue with a green ring in the middle and a grey ring on the outside.
Scary movies or happy endings?
Both! Both! Is the ending good? Is it thematically appropriate? Does it induce catharsis? Then I like it.
...but when I’m in The Stress Zone I do have to limit my consumption of things with tragic endings.
Any special talents?
Honestly, probably my discipline. I’m very good at trapping myself in something until It Gets Done. It’s how I got good at writing.
Where were you born?
I’m gonna blatantly steal Potes’s answer for this bc it applies perfectly to me too:
due to unfortunate reasons (being half english), england
What are your hobbies?
Writing, reading, drawing, walking, tennis, and terrorising people with puns.
Have any pets?
My dog Tia is a Staffie cross, she is nearly 11 years old, arthritic, and a Very Good Girl.
What sports do you play/have you played?
Tennis, for ten years. Swimming, for eight. Rounders, whenever we went camping and needed to corral a bunch of kids.
How tall are you?
5′6. It’s really funny because some people call me vertically challenged and other people think I’m a giant. But all the women in my mum’s family are under 5′3 so thanks Dad for the tall genes.
Favourite subject at school?
All of them. (Except IT. It shows today.)
Dream job?
Author. What else?
@maskedhatter, @silvereddaye, @prayforpiett, @ladyvader23, @chromanebula, @tantive404, @planningconquest, @pebblish, @stitchingatthecircuitboard, @lady-anguish, @25centsoda, @mokulule, @spashahoney, @kyber-erso, @scuddington
Is that 15 people? I hope so.
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Please do this! I think Jack's writing is awesome! Reposting from the amazing person who made this in the Guides server (If you want an invite, go to @jackdaw-kraai 's profile, and the invite link is pinned, along with more amazing stuff).
#admiral piett#firmus piett#star wars#jackdaw kraai#give piett a nap#guides verse#the guides verse#prayforpiett#piett needs a nap#last time I heard about the progress#I heard we were at 152 (IIRC)#lady executor
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Whumptober 2021 Day 17 L&V
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34552060
Title: Shaken Up
Summary: Day 17: FIELD CARE 101 “Please don’t move!” | Hemorrhage | Dread. Luke was captured by the Empire a couple of weeks ago, and has been vibing on the Executor since then, ostensibly a prisoner. Unfortunately, not everyone has gotten the memo about Skywalker. Piett's POV.
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Admiral Piett heard arguing down the corridor, Luke Skywalker’s voice among it, pleading, and began walking briskly towards the sound.
His men should know better than to bother Lord Vader’s...guest, by now, but apparently they hadn’t all gotten the memo. If they hurt one hair on that boy’s head, Lord Vader would wring all of their necks, and he would have to file the paperwork to request new personnel. And try to forget their faces.
Suddenly there was a thunk and Skywalker shouted.
Piett started running.
#whumptober 2021 day 17#star wars#fanfic#luke skywalker#darth vader#firmus piett#prayforpiett#concussions#Luke on the Executor what will he do#(get injured of course)
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Hi, I love this blog this is such a great idea! I'd love to read a fic which has a heavy focus on Snape's brilliance, intelligence and his work as a spy. I'm much more interested in the intricacies of his spy work than in his romantic life. Although, Snily, Snucius or Snarcissa is welcome. It'd be also great, if we got to see his relationships with other Death Eaters. I'm not interested in fics where the two sides are black and white, although I have no qualms against Dumbledore bashing. I realise that I'm probably asking a lot at this point, but if Snape was at least on friendly terms with some other Hogwarts teachers like McGonagall, that'd be wonderful. Thanks, in advance <3
Thanks! We love your details and you’re not asking for a lot, you’re asking for fics you want to read.
It’s recommendation request time! Dust off your bookmarks, flip through your open tabs, and help out @prayforpiett
Heavy focus on Snape’s brilliance and intelligence
Heavy focus on Snape’s work as a spy
Intricacies of his spy work
Ship not necessary
If there is a ship: Snape x Lily, Snape x Lucius, Snape x Narcissa
Snape’s relationships with other Death Eaters
Not interested in fics where the sides of the war are portrayed as black and white
Okay with Dumbledore bashing
Snape on friendly terms with other teachers like McGonagall
#severus snape#pro snape#snape x lily#snily#sevlily#snape x lucius#snucius#snape x narcissa#snarcissa#recommendation request#snapefics#prayforpiett
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I love the thought of sane Dru!! No more than batshit insane Dru though because that's my favourite thing ever but still. I think she'd be into a lot of cute shit? Like yeah, sane Dru could still crush you but would also adore Build a Bear? Maybe dolls would bring up bad memories for her but I feel like she'd still like plushes? I just feel like she'd be a mix of sweet enthusiasm and a horrifying amount of trauma but would still be scary enough that people would think twice before they decided to mess with her?
Me too!! I absolutely love the idea of her enjoying build a bear !!! I definitely agree that she would be a mix of the two and she would be completely unstoppable 💖
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Maybe Faith in d2? ^^
Faith should b drawn in skirts more often i think :] also: PINK!!!! WOOGA W
game!
#btvs#faith lehane#thanks for suggesting!!! i love this fit so much...#also idk what she’s doing she’s just chillin#moon doobles#asks#outfit meme#prayforpiett
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Firmus Piett in many universes
Firmus Piett is a man who earned Vader’s respect, however, in many universes (hi fanfics) Anakin never becomes Vader, so I needed to help Piett find his stress inducing leader in other ways.
- In one universe, he’s barely a lieutenant when assigned to assist Jedi General Skywalker on a mission. Through a great deal more screaming, death defying stunts, and accomplishing more in one day than Piett ever thought was possible, he found returning to his regular post a tad dull. General Skywalker and 501st were quite inspiring, if rather stressful. He can’t help it, he puts in a transfer request and after a rather, odd, comm call from Admiral Yularen who seemed to be worried about his mental health. Piett’s transfer is approved. When Skywalker see’s him on the bridge he looks confused for a minute, then grins. “Couldn’t stay away from us huh?” Piett nods, a bit stiffly, still not used to Skywalkers informality. “I wouldn’t be anywhere else sir.”
- In another universe, Piett is a Captain and his small squadrons’ duty is to keep his area of space cleared of pirates, smugglers, and slavers. He is an odd duck in that he actually clears them out instead of accepting bribes. All but one, pirate may be the technical term for Anakin Skywalker, but as he only ever attacks slaving vessels and his only smuggled cargo is escaped slaves, Piett never feels terribly upset when Skywalker’s ships evade him. It’s possible he also may not have tried that hard, or has potentially even given aide or information to him.
It isn’t until the Tatooinian revolutionary is captured, by a rather nasty officer of Piett’s acquaintance that things become dangerous. It’s a bit of a blur but Piett knows he chose to abandon his post to go rescue the man, teaming up with some of Skywalker’s pirate team. When at last they are back aboard Ekrreth’s Wings (Skywalkers flagship as it were) Piett knows his military career is over. However the other are smiling at him and thanking him for his help and when Skywalker claps him on the shoulder and welcomes him aboard, Piett feels like he’s in the right spot.
#firmus piett#ankin skywalker#star wars#prayforpiett#@fialleril#ekkreth#cna't help but use some of tatooinian slave culture when possible
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For the asks N, S, T
N. An Underused Character?
So many in the ST, especially Finn as the trilogy went on. I’m team Jedi Finn all the way. Rose as well. They did her dirty in the last film. But also I think Wedge deserves more love.
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S. Best Moment?
Ok. Maybe cliche- but the Cloud City duel and Vader’s reveal. Like that moment had such an impact on me. Made me love Star Wars.
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T. Favorite Species?
Hmmm. Can I pick droid? Because they are like their own species. And they are so much and there is such a variety.
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Darth Vader Goes to School: Piett vs The Offspring

New chapter alert!
Out of context gif:
Read the chapter HERE!
#undercover vader#Darth Vader#Luke Skywalker#firmus piett#fanfic#my writing#prayforpiett#especially after this chapter
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Tag Game
@kalak tagged me in a this or that tag game, thank you!
slow burn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // oh no there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt-comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high school romance or middle-aged romance // time travel or isolated together //neighbours or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or gender bend // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane
I’m not very romance-focused so take a lot of these with a platonic spin on them as well as a romantic one.
Tagging @25centsoda , @silvereddaye , @starr234 and @prayforpiett !
#tag games#tag game#this or that#kalak#I could have written an essay on each of these choices so if youre curious about the logic behind them feel free to validate me by asking 😂
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Whyyyyy are the vast majority of my writing ideas novel-length ldjfklajdsflknsakjgnasdjfl
“Oh, I’ll just write a fun one-shot based on this dream I had!”
Well I chatted with a friend and it could be 200,000 words fairly easily, depending on how shit my word count estimations are - point is, it’d be a long boy, with possibly a sequel.
Help
#how is do make things shorter XD#I have two longfics already in progress and one medium-length fic#and it's difficult trying to figure out how to advance this one#but it won't let me go aaaaaa#star wars#luke skywalker#darth vader#human experimentation#dad vader does a rescue#luke has much Trauma#aunt beru might make an appearance#palpatine would probably die but it would continue past that point#prayforpiett
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Alright so I stumbled upon prayforpiette’s (I don’t know if they want to be tagged) ‘Would Vader Kill You On The Excecutor’ uquiz, via post of responses to the last question, the last question being, ‘Describe to me thought what ridiculous thing would probably get you killed.’ I thought I would throw my own hat in the ring. That was two and a half hours ago. What follows is not my best work. It may not even be grammatically or structurally correct. However, I have spent too long writing and unnecessarily researching this Universe Fight Lesbian Shitpost, so congratulations on finding my thesis. Someone should stop me.
I stand in the main hanger of the Star Destroyer Executor, posture and uniform impeccable as I stand in a parallel line-up of Imperial Officers. I hold firm, eyes straight ahead as Vader’s ship hisses open, and he walks onto the polished hangar floor. I keep my gaze steady and non-threatening, breathing with forced calm as he passes me without thought, my Commanding Admiral following on his heels with panicked speech and sweat beads rolling down his forehead. I fought back a smile as I recognized a few lines from the speech he had been rehearsing since Vader’s arrival time had been announced to the bridge. The assembled battalion holds form until Vader disappears behind a hydraulic door, letting out a collective sigh, dispersing into uneven crowds. I walk to the side of Vader’s craft, staying inconspicuously near a few revolving clumps of identical stormtroopers, staying out of touching distance from the ship’s folded wings. I idle silently, facing the spotless white walls, endeavoring only to stand without notice. My head pops up at the sound of footsteps exited the craft behind me, and it is with forced calm that I turn to face the set off footsteps, wearing the uniform jumpsuit of an Imperial Pilot. My face breaks into a smile as my eyes meet hers, dark and glinting off the industrial lights, outlined by the pressure marks of industrial goggles, her tightly-woven hair matted after hours under an imperial helmet, loose strands visible in the harsh relief. She smiles as well when she recognizes me, distinguishing my face from the featureless uniform. We hold each other for a moment, ignoring the badly concealed whispers of fresh recruits around us, until I heard the broken end of a sentence, notably containing the phrase ‘..that a General?’ I meet Jariss’s eyes, and know she heard it as well, and we both turn to the assembled crowds, searching them for the proclaimed outranking official. It does not take long to find him, as he is glaring impetuously across the landing bay at us, and begins to stiffly walk parallel to us, keeping his nose firmly in the air. I glance at Jariss, and she knows what we must do. ‘Hey, General Motti!’ My voice reverberates across the hall, and his narrows eyes snap onto us, his mouth snarling upwards as Jariss pushes me into the air, and I turn back to her, leaning down as she pulls me into a kiss, the both of us smiling from ear to ear. And though I was not watching him due to... slight distractions, I could hear as he strode up to us, fuming wordlessly, and I see only but a flash of metal before the blast of his officer’s pistol cuts a hole through my side, and I fall into my lovers arms. My head rings as my body goes slack, and I manage to mutter out a single sentence as the hanger begins to dim. “Homophobic Boomer Cuck.”
#Star Wars#textpost#sin the ironic paladin speaks#I do indeed#I even write sometimes#if Craig comes around it’s even good#something possessed me#it hasn’t left#but it has allowed me to stop#I may come back to this#rework it some#but for now#it is what it is#prayforpiette#*sighs*#this is the most writing I’ve done all week#I mean what no I’m a functioning writing who works endlessly at my craft improving which each passing day#turns out you can just say words and god can’t stop you
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Haven't been here for a while lol
But for the fic title game: Sharp words and sharper smiles
Nice to hear from you babe! Thanks for sending in a title!! 💜
Faith x vamp!reader. In a loving relationship but now since a choice that was made there are constant battles between them - but not for the reasons you may think. Reader is a vamp with a soul and is so mad that Faith is working with the mayor.
A massive argument erupts. Nasty words are exchanged and it looks like neither of them can get past their issues. Both storm away to cool off. Describes the pair considering the loss of the one they love, have truly never felt this connection before. Should faith go back to being the slayer everybody ignores? Should reader forget everything they’ve atoned for since they got a soul and join the Mayor’s side?
A decision needs to be made. Could one of the pair see themselves swapping sides for the one they love?
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Fanfic and tumblr made me like piett and aphra so now my mind has created a headcanon where aphra is on board the executor for reasons and she realizes that piett has a kind of a thing for vader and she has a kind of a thing for vader and decides to try to team up with him to get vader....
#prayforpiett#prayforaphra#prayforvader#star wars#firmus piett#chelli lona aphra#darth vader#vader introducing luke to them#aphra assuming fingers g7ns are the height if flirting#vader letting piett rest his head 9n his shoulder and nap#galactic empire#silly#polyship#vadaphra#vader/aphra/piett#piett/vader
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WIP Tag Game
Share the last line of your work in progress, then tag as many people as there are words in it.
Thanks @25centsoda for tagging me! This WIP is spread between three of four different google docs because I’m chaotic like that, so imma just paste the last line of the document that I’m currently working in (even tho it’s not the last one chronologically).
Been meaning to finish this one for a few months now lol
“You’re unhappy, Luke.”
Tagging 3 ppl, @sorayumest, @slx99, @prayforpiett
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