#potatoTale

[angecry20004]

Aquí Los Sans de mi querida amiga @star-sara en versión Potato (PotatoTale) o versión Patatas jsjs espero te gusten uwu❤☕❤☕

PotatoTale! Potato version!

(Me salió súper bien <3 ! ❤)

Cecil le pertenece a @star-sara

Olyu le pertenece a @star-sara

Blackmail le pertenece a @star-sara

Nirāśe le pertenece a @star-sara

Abriil le pertenece a @star-sara

Bueno eso es todo amigos! Los amo! ❤☕

That's all for today my dear friends! ☕❤

[kitzophrenia]

This is the best thing ever

Potatotale.

(what have I done?) Ok, so in this AU all the monsters are potatoes. In a Pacifist play-through you are a Loving Potato Farmer, and you go around befriending potatoes. In a No Mercy play-through, you are an Over Enthusiastic Consumer of Potatoes, and go around making various potato based dishes out of the potatoes that you “harvest”.

Keep reading

[jay-cryova]

FandomPotato!Jocey

[catradora-trashh]

a new chapter.

She stared at the glorious man in front of her, mouth hanging open. His words of concern felt muffled to her as she gazed at his large hands, one holding a large glass and in the other, a towel. He vigorously dried the glass, veins bulging through the masculine hands as he continued to question Vivi. Her eyes travelled down the length of his body but everything ... below was concealed by the tall bar. Too bad she couldn't catch a glimpse of what she really wanted, but who cares, she knew she'd get it soon enough. She'd surely never met him before, yet, something about him felt so vaguely familiar. His sculpted face, ebony black hair curling upwards to barely cover chestnut eyes she could lose herself in.

"yr just my type y know," she said, followed by a godawful attempt at a smirk that instead resulted in an unflattering contortion of her round face.

The man immediately went quiet, his concern turning to curiosity with a hint of lust as he said, his voice turning to a slight growl, "Funny, that's exactly what I was thinking the moment I laid eyes on you." For the first time, Vivi was able to listen to him, to take in and savor every crisp word that came out of his full lips. She leaned closer into him, "how about we skip these formalities and skip straight to what we both want here ... skip to the yk." The man let out a low chuckle, his gorgeous smile curling up. "As much as I'd love to sweetie, I really gotta stick around the bar," he said, gesturing to the glass in his hands. Noticing Vivi's smile fading, he winked and lowered his voice to a whisper, "Don't worry though, I get off in a couple hours." He quickly grabbed a napkin and scrawled numbers and letters onto it. "Meet me here at my apartment at 11 huh ? We could have some late night fun if you catch my drift sweetie."

She let out an extremely unnatural laugh like the material gworl she is. "Okay bby ... and meh not sweetie." She slid a twenty onto the bar to pay for her drink, his hand brushing against hers for a split second as he grasped it. "Give me ..... " she began to count on her fingers, "... one cent." "O-oh it's just a cent I assumed it wouldn't matter much" "Wth y talkin about boy every cent matters or else how I will buy BTS merch ?" Slightly startled, the man dug around and returned with a single penny, "Sorry, this is the only one I could find." She turned the dull penny over in her hand muttering, "So dirty this is ... just like we will be tonight ryt bby ?" The bartender's confusion turned back into excitement as he grinned from ear to ear. "I'll see you later then swe-" he stopped in his tracks noticing her glare, " ... um babe." "Yasss bby," Vivi said, shooting him a wink as she hopped off the barstool to make her way out. Her eyes finally took in her surroundings and for the first time since she'd arrived, she noticed that she and the bartender hadn't been alone.

An almost mysterious stranger, a woman in fact, was sitting alone by the entrance of the bar. She was absentmindedly stirring her purple drink but turned to meet Vivi's gaze as if she could feel her watching. She appeared to look older than Vivi, yet her feet, which poked out of her skirt, were barely touching the floor, meaning she was about Vivi's height. Vivi couldn't bring herself to break eye contact with the woman, it almost felt like she was paralyzed as her heart sped up and pounded into her flat chest. The woman finally ripped her eyes away to look down at Vivi's trembling hands and let out a scoff as she turned back to her drink. Vivi stood frozen for moments longer until she finally snapped back to reality, rushing out the bar and into the rain pouring down onto the moonlit streets of New York. She stopped in her tracks once it hit her. The electricity she felt with that woman was unlike anything she'd ever felt before. She mustered up all her strength to avoid taking into consideration what this clearly meant. Rain drops fell onto her head and travelled down to caress her legume face as the big question rang through her head.

"Could Vivi be girl gay ?"

[ask-doctor-sans]

What's the weirdest AU you've visited?

Potatotale by @shirokaze2012

[blobtheartist]

(doodle) UT!AU

Finally done with the request XD

Underpath Chara Onee by @kiralushia

Underrole Wave by @nxsuper

Summoner!Sans by @prismcloudcat

Ganz by @golzy (requested by @starryrainy) (you can only type your own au in but meh)

Linkedtale Andy by @andyfire122

Potatotale by owner (requested by @superyummysandwich)

[corefrisk]

What's CORE!Frisk's favorite AU?

Potatotale

[its-madpanda66-blog]

sorry for spamming too much today, here PotatoTale Flowey and Roasted Grillby 

[sednobis-cosplay]

New bag and note 😍#potatotales #notebook #totebag #ursula #disney #starry #unicorn #mermaid #unitato #mertato #cute #primark #asthetic #mergirl #magic #chillin #villain #badass

[aude-javel]

Welp, finally, I changed the subject of this tumblr x)

(because, it will be funny/intersting for everybody if this is more general =w= )

So! An Oc, The potatoeTale project, and two old fan-art

[catradora-trashh]

cucumber to the potato.

(ekla wrote most of this it's his fault-)

"After Ekla and Amogh ... after all the heartbreak ... after the perfect life was snatched from my grubby hands ... I can't see straight ... I can't think straight ..."

Viviso found herself sobbing alone in the corner of a pub, just hours after leaving her husband. She'd found out that the man she was having an affair with, also happened to be in a relationship with her husband. She hated boy gays. Only girl gays were cool, like King Princess.

"I AM RUINED !" she wailed, her cries echoing through the nearly empty pub.

"WHO WILL RELIEVE MY HORNINESS NOW ?"

Right then, almost as if on queue, a really sexy bartender began to approach her.

Her greasy eyes sparkled as her potato body started to feel sensations.

"Not as sexy as Ekla ... no one could ever beat his smexcc ... but this attractive cucumber ..."

She let out a soft moan.

"He could treat me right."

She was snapped out of her trance by a low, masculine growl.

"Hey kiddo, you're not allowed to be here. We should help get you back to your mum huh ?"

Viviso's horny little brain filtered it all out. Her throat was suddenly as dry as a desert, all she could do was stutter at the sight of the beautiful beast.

She thought she'd never feel it again but oh boy was she wrong. For what certainly wouldn't be the last time,

her private parts were tickled.

[shirokaze2012]

I sent that before seeing your potato picture I'm crying

Your tears only make the potato stronger!

[pixie-mage]

The Things That Are Created At 3 In The Morning, I Swear... Introducing Papytale (AKA the Papyrus!AU)

What follows is a rather interesting convo between the few lingering viewers of an extremely entertaining Undertale livestream by @loverofpiggies, in which a new (ridiculous) AU is invented and hilarity ensues.

Other participants include:

@shirokaze2012 @spring-liily @lizzacorn

Pixiemage: And we're back to the Spaghetti Theory. How do we always end up here?

Shirokaze2012_: What the heck is the spaghetti theory...isn't that the one where the spaghetti in CPAU got everyone drunk?

Liily: the people on this stream is secretly papyrus

Liily: everyone is papyrus

Charadidnothingwrong: yep. the spaghetti did it.

Shirokaze2012_: because it's an actual physics thing, the gravity of a black hole stretches things into spaghetti

Pixiemage: Papyrus!AU

Pixiemage: Papytale

Rian: a universe where everyone is papyrus except sans

Rian: he's very happy there

Shirokaze2012_: but what if....the only sans was an underswap sans too!

Shirokaze2012_: the happiest of AUs

Pixiemage: "with only one of me, I feel a bit bonely..." Universal scream: "SANS!!"

Liily: yes

Pixiemage: D'awww

SansPapSkellyBros: lol talking is still happening

Liily: even the humans

Liily: are all papyrus

SansPapSkellyBros: wat

Pixiemage: Papytale

SansPapSkellyBros: I LOVE IT

Liily: read up

SansPapSkellyBros: I SHALL

Shirokaze2012_: GREETINGS SURFACE PAPYRUS! WE ARE THE PAPYRUS TRAPPED UNDERGROUND

Pixiemage: And spaghetti for EVERY meal

Shirokaze2012_: HELLO OTHER PAPYRUS

Liily: omigod

Liily: HI IM PAPYRUS

Liily: THIS IS MY FRIEND PAPYRUS

Liily: DONT FORGET MY FRIEND

Liily: hi im sans

Shirokaze2012_: DAMNIT

Shirokaze2012_: you messed it up, I was so waiting

Liily: i didnt want to type the whole thing dude

Shirokaze2012_: I was gonna say it, but oh well

Pixiemage: Imagine the plotline. "A child named Papyrus falls down a hole and meets Papyrus, is saved by Papyrus, meets Papyrus and his brother Sans, fights Papyrus, Papyrus, and Papyrus, sings with Papyrus....

Liily: this has to be made into a thing

Shirokaze2012_: nono...you can't name the character papyrus...so the one that falls is papyru

SansPapSkellyBros: ok i have read PappyTale is the greatest thing in the world

Pixiemage: ....gets chased by Papyrus, has a date with Papyrus, and has to fight King Papyrus to help the other Papyrus's escape the Papyrusground.

Liily: dates ANOTHER papyrus

Pixiemage: Hehehe, Papyru

Shirokaze2012_: and they reintegrate with the surface papyruses.

Shirokaze2012_: who aren't quite sure why there were papyruses sealed underground

Rian: and sans stands in the background making puns and smiling

Liily: share their spaghetti techniques

Pixiemage: Lol, dates Papyrus to help him end up with Papyrus..

Shirokaze2012_: and I thought the selfcest in CPAU was bad

Shirokaze2012_: *amazing.

Pixiemage: "Howdy I'm Papyrus! Papyrus the Papyrus! In this world, it's Papyrus! And some smiley trashbag named Sans..."

Shirokaze2012_: I mean I heard of the all papyrus au before...so I dont think we're 100% original over here

Liily: this is literally the first thing im posting

Shirokaze2012_: I'm still recovering from Potatotale

[berenicaepersonal]

[miss-atomic-lau]

Thank you! You´re awesome :)

[catradora-trashh]

betrayal bb did off.

she looked up from her “sexiest korean men of the year” magazine at the sound of her lover giggling under the sheets right next to her. “what’s so funny baby ?” she asked as she turned around to face him. she forgot all about her concerns at the sight of his muscular back facing her, his shoulder blades protruding, something about it was so sexy to her. she snapped out of her trance as she heard him laughing even louder. “hope baby, what is it ?!” he quickly turned around at the sound of her voice. it was instinctive at this point since he was so used to her being dominant and controlling him. “it’s nothing vivi baby, just something a friend sent me.” viviktha still felt rather suspicious but decided to let it go, it was hard for her to be angry at the handsome face in front of her.

“well then viviso baby, I guess you need me to go before your husband gets here huh ?” he said in that smexc deep voice of his.

“as much as I hate to say it, yeah you do.” she said sadly, watching him as he got out of bed and got ready to leave. 

the most fun vivikta ever had was when eklavya was over. her husband, amogh, was nothing like him. amo was boring, incredibly stupid, had no friends, was really short, had these huge-ass glasses (that he’d tend to sit on and break occasionally), he was nothing like the korean men she was into. but eklavya …. she bit her lip as she drifted off into deep thought about how lucky she was.

she realized that she should be getting ready too before amo gets back. she stretched her short, potato-like arms and yawned, bumping into the nightstand and pushing her lover’s phone onto the ground. she bent over to pick it up for him but froze halfway as she took a long look at his latest notification.

“waiting 4 u bby … 😉🍑 ”- from my kuso 🍆

she then saw the number listed next to the contact name and it belonged to exactly who she was praying it wasn’t. she felt the air being sucked out from her lungs, her whole body freezing. she let out a soft whimper as the tears began to roll down her potato-like cheeks. “how could he ?” she thought. “how could both of them …” she snapped her head upwards to face the man she thought she loved. she took a deep breath and furiously growled,