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[daydreamingatnight209]

I’m not sure on how I feel about this one, but I’m posting it anways 😅🤞

Feedback is welcome - Hate is not ✨💕

“My Best Friend, My Girlfriend, My Everything”

Colson Baker x Female Reader

Warnings - Slight angst, fluffy ending 💕

Prompts used: Credit goes to all original owners -

1. "How drunk are you?" "V...Very." "Drunk enough not to remember tonight? "Hmm." "Good. I love you. And I'm tired of being just your best friend."

2. "He will never know that I like him." "Why?" "Because I'm just one of the million stars, and he's the moon.

3. I can’t believe it took me all these years to realise how I truly feel about you.

4. "Wow those bloodstained clothes really bring out your eyes... Of course I'm being sarcastic! Get over here and let me stitch you up!"

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Most would think that traveling with an international superstar who also happened to be your lifelong best friend, would mean hitting the jackpot in life. But realistically after a month stuck surrounded by testosterone in such close quarters with a bunch of men who often act like overgrown toddlers , you can’t help but begin to feel like a glorified babysitter. You suppose it doesn’t help that you also happen to be ridiculously in love with said best friend.

After one particular show, you found yourself back on the tour bus while the others went out to celebrate another successful show.

Just because you were Colson’s friend, didn’t mean that you didn’t have your part to play. You liked to feel useful so you took up a part time role, sharing managerial duties with Ashley. This time you found yourself working with Sam to provide visual content for the fans and ensure that Colson’s schedule was running smoothly.

When the quietness you’d been experiencing over the last couple of hours suddenly ends, You couldn’t help but internally roll your eyes. climbing out of your bunk you go to see what all the commotion was about.

You enter the main sitting space and your mouth swings open in shock. In front of you Colson’s face was caked in blood and his clothes were stained with the same substance Rook was laughing hysterically at him and Slim had a smirk on his face, which he attempts to cover when he sees the look on your face.

“What in the actual hell happened here?!” You exclaim.

“Y/N helloooooo”

Colson rushes over to try and embrace you but you hold him at arms length, not wanting to get covered in his blood.

“Look at this, how cool does this look!” He says giddily, jumping around like an overgrown puppy, trying to show the jagged cut that seems to run down his forehead.

“Oh yeah really cool, those bloodstained clothes really bring out your eyes.”

Colson looks at you with glassy eyes and a slightly confused expression on his face and a pout on this face.

“Are you being sarcastic?”

“Yes, of course I am being sarcastic! Get in there and let me stitch you up!” You shout out in frustration and worry. You leave him alone for one night and this happens!

Grabbing his hand you force yourself and his tall frame into the tiny bathroom cubicle, with the first aid kit under the sink.

Colson collapses down onto the toilet seat as you begin to clean his face.

He winces softly as you clean around the wound and begin to apply the temporary stitches.

“How did this even happen anyways?” You ask him as he fiddles with the loose threads on your jumper.

“Rook said I couldn’t do parkour over a car, so obviously I had to prove him wrong” he mumbles, the amounts of alcohol he had consumed during the night finally catching up with him.

You couldn’t help but sport a small smile on your face, because of course it was something just so stupid.

Once you were satisfied with your work, you pack away the first aid kit and attempt to pull him up but Colson just pulls you down easily onto his lap and wraps his long arms around your frame.

“You are that best person I know Y/N. I’m so lucky to have you as my friend”

How drunk are you?" You whisper as you lean against his chest.

“V...Very."

"Drunk enough not to remember tonight?” You asked curious.

Normally Colson’s memory no matter what he drinks is top tier.

"Hmm yeah, probably” he answers, resting his head on your shoulder.

At that response and the fact that you didn’t want him falling asleep in the tiniest toilet possible you stand up and grab is hand once more. He doesn’t protest when you lead him to the back of the bus to where his bedroom is.

He throws his weight into the bed and watch him crawl under the covers.

“Night Kells” you whisper and go to exit the room to head back to your own bunk.

Before you can make it through the sliding door, your best friend speaks up, his voice raspy and slightly needy.

“Stay with me?”

You hesitate at first, not really knowing If you could handle being that close to him for the entire night. Your heart was already beating twice as fast as it should, but you aren’t really great at denying Colson. You never was. So when a cracked, “please” leaves his mouth, you cave and climb under the covers with him.

It doesn’t take long for sleep to claim him but the same doesn’t happen for you. You’ve lost count of how many times you and Colson have shared a bed over the years but where he sees friendship, recently you’ve been struggling to stop the lines from blurring.

Colson wraps you up in his arms subconsciously, like he’s done so many times before, yet this time you find yourself frozen as you stare softy at his peaceful sleeping face.

“I love you Colson Baker. I love you and I'm tired of being just your best friend."

A tear escapes your eye, letting it fall, you wait for what feels forever for sleep to fall over you.

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The next morning you are up and out of Colson’s room before he awakens and do your best to avoid him and any awkward conversations that the day might entail. You weren’t exactly to ready to find out if he remembered his night.

No one really picks up on your behaviour and you think you made it through the day perfectly, before Ashley corners you backstage at soundcheck.

“You like him don’t you? In fact it’s more than that … you are in love with him”

Knowing that you can’t hide the truth from your friend, you look her in the eye and give her a sad smile.

“He can never know that I like him."

"Why?" Ash questions you.

"Because I'm just one of million stars, and he's the moon, he deserves so much better that me”

You slightly cruse the tears that begin falling once more and do your best to wipe them without ruining your make up.

Ash gives you a soft smile and shakes her head.

“I’ve seen the say that boy looks at you. You may think he’s the moon but he looks at you like you’re the one holding his entire world. Last night should have been enough evidence! It was you he wanted to patch him up, it was you he wanted attention from and it you he wanted to hold. It’s always you. It’s not about what you can give him or what he can give you, it’s simply about the love that you share and the happiness you provide each other. He doesn’t want to be Mr international superstar with you. He just wants to be Colson, your Colson.”

After her little speech, Ashley leaves you alone as you try and process her words. But you weren’t alone for long as a voice behind you startles you.

“She’s right you know.”

You gasp and turn to fave the voice you knew all too well.

“Colson! What the hell?!”

“She’s right” he repeats.

“Right about what exactly?”

“You might think I’m the moon, but you are my whole world. You are more than just a star, so, so much more.”

“Colson…” you close your eyes, unsure on if you want to have this conversation, but realistically you knew there was no escape.

Colson stalks forward, invading your personal space and holds your chin in his fingers so that you are holding direct eye contact with each other.

“I heard you last night… your confession. I wasn’t really asleep and frankly I’m surprised I remembered this morning. In all honesty i was going to pretend until you felt ready to have the conversation but after hearing what you said to Ashley, well I couldn’t pretend anymore. I can’t believe it took me all these years to realise how I truly feel about you. I can’t believe it took stupid dare inflicted injury and a single moment in a tour bus bathroom for everything to fall into place”

With shaky hands, your fingers touched the small wound on his head and caressed it lightly.

Not trusting your voice, you whisper out a quick response, “I’m so happy it did”.

Colson takes that as cue to plant a kiss on you, a moment you felt as if you could live in forever, before he pulls away to look at you.

“I’ll love, protect and cherish you, forever. My best friend, my girlfriend, my everything.”

[oleanderbane]

Parkour Civilization is driving me insane

So this is the first text post I've made on this forsaken website, but I can't stand it anymore.

I watched Parkour Civilization over my brothers shoulder months ago and thought it was a testament to the brainrot of modern teens. Now, having watched PK Civ 1 and 2 in one night, I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong.

See, Parkour civilization isn't just some youtube series, it's a satirical comedy about both society and media, in a easily digestible format for younger generations.

I don't even think that the storyline is that creative, I mean it's Start at the bottom, fight your way to the top, defeat the bad guy, but I do think that the minecraft parkour aspect and clickbaity youtube style sets it apart. Every time I felt myself getting bored, there was a joke or a crumb of lore that was just... huh. interesting. And then I was sucked right back in baby I couldn't look away. AND THE ENDING???!! OF PK CIV 2?!?!?!!! I'M DYING HERE BRO

PLUS the fact that the narrative doesn't give much focus to character's relationships and backstories (besides seawatt lol) means that the fandom has SO MUCH ground to work with

and the fact that it's in god damn minecraft means that artists get to do whatever the heck they want with character designs. EMF as a ranboo lookin elf dude? Sure! How about a cloud of actual smoke? Why not! The possibilities are endless.

I JUST REALLY LIKE PARKOUR CIVILIZATION, ALRIGHT??

Anyways this brings me to my last and final point- I'm currently drafting up ideas for a PK Civ 3, filled with more drama, tension, and weirdly specific make up lore than ever before.

As I've stated before, and evidenced by the 10 pages of bullet points currently sitting in my google drive, I'm going insane.

[redriotinggg]

lusopp au where they’re both content creators!!

luffy’s most popular videos are his mukbangs and parkour/stunt videos. usopp always goes viral for his horror game let’s plays, but he posts a wide range of content from art to chemistry to gardening.

one day, ace shows luffy one of usopp’s videos (feat. franky) where he’d been blowing random shit up and he falls down a rabbit hole of watching usopp discuss bug facts, obscure celebrity impressions, and tutorials of how to recruit an army of 8000 warriors.

luffy thinks usopp is the most hilarious person ever, so he reaches out and practically demands that they meet. usopp, who’s been subscribed to luffy forever positively freaks and almost passes out when they finally do meet in person. his nerves soon fall away when he realizes that luffy is even sillier and more friendly than he appears in his videos and over text.

cue them becoming fast friends and the internet’s favourite new duo! luffy gets usopp to join his mukbangs and stunt videos, they play video games together on usopp’s channel, and they have spider wars while luffy helps usopp set up his latest garden.

usopp generally tries to avoid reading comments due to past events, but even he can’t ignore all of the shipping that goes on in his livestream chats, especially because he’s head over heels for luffy and is petrified that his feelings are obvious for the world to see.

lots of ‘hopeless’ pining on usopp’s part. he doesn’t realize that luffy has been flirting with him the whole time because 1.) he never thought he had a chance and 2.) luffy’s brand of flirting is not subtle but definitely not traditional. easy to misinterpret for a nervous guy like usopp.

one day they’re live streaming and luffy reads a comment, which says luffy should just kiss usopp to make it obvious that he likes him. luffy brightens up, because it’s a great idea that he should’ve thought of sooner!

usopp’s in the middle of ranting about the latest enemy in the video game they’re playing when luffy turns, grabs his cheeks, and pulls him into a kiss.

“usopp!” he exclaims when they part. “i like you! be my boyfriend, okay?”

and usopp’s so stunned but so, so delighted by the confession. he whispers an, “okay” and pulls luffy into another kiss before he remembers that they’re live and ends the stream with an embarrassed yell.

the video clip of their confession is #1 on trending for a week. <3

[rukafais]

a quick guide to less accessible drizzt sidestories + some other ones

A lot of Drizzt sidestories are in the Collected Stories but NOT ALL OF THEM, which is REALLY ANNOYING, and NOBODY HAS EVER ACTUALLY RECORDED ALL THE LOCATIONS, SO HERE IS MY QUICK AND DIRTY POST ABOUT IT.

Empty Joys - Sellswords-era short story that gives some backstory about where Jarlaxle picked up Piter and why Piter is so grateful to him. Jarlaxle and Artemis shenanigans. Fun fact, Jarlaxle has a cane in this one! Can be found in several places I think, but my source was Best of the Realms vol 1. (Needs archive.org account to borrow.)

One-Eyed Jax - Jarlaxle tries to solve the mystery of the kind of weapon that could sink several ships off the Sword Coast and get away with it. Contains several references to Waterdeep Dragon Heist. Generations-era. Audible exclusive; audiobook-only.

Barnes and Noble, as part of an exclusivity deal, had three short stories commissioned that only appear in Barnes and Noble copies of the Generations books. Fuck that. Here they are. (These are not my scans, they are from another discord server.)

This collection contains:

Body and Soul - Grandmaster Kane short story about his first ascension.

The State of Oneness - CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR RELENTLESS. Grandmaster Kane discusses ascension with Mistress Savahn while some other stuff happens to Drizzt. Don't worry about it.

The World About Us - Zaknafein and Jarlaxle short story. 'Bonding moments over parkour' is how I'd describe this one.

OTHER STUFF:

Rite of Blood - Liriel prequel. Deals with her blooding and becoming a 'proper drow'. Can be found in several places, but it's easiest to find in Best of the Realms vol 1 online. (Needs an archive.org account.)

Answered Prayers - Liriel epilogue, takes place some time after Windwalker. I couldn't find this fucking anywhere because the book that contains it no longer seems to be in print, so I had to resort to less legal methods, but maybe American readers can find it secondhand?? Contained in Best of the Realms vol 3.

[red-velvet-0w0]

INTRO POST

post status: Free

Im just a silly little person with an ocean obsession who lives in your phone.

My names are Erin/Eris/Eve/Jess/Red (Erin or Eris is preferred, but I'm fine with any of them)

She/They preferred, but you can call me anything so long as it is NOT he/him (on the same note, if you call me man/dude/bro/guy I will flood your house)

Im a minor (17 years old), and am enby/trans, poly, and a Massive Lesbian, and also probably demiromantic? idk about that last one im still trying to figure that out

im definitely neurodivergent but im not entirely sure what all I have going on up in here (definitely undiagnosed ADHD, probably a lot of other things too)

American/Californian

If you're a terf, a homophobe, or a pedophile: go away please okay? Otherwise pretty much anybody is welcome here so long as you arent hurting anybody

Im pro-palestine

Im an artist, animator, and a game designer (i have a youtube and an itch.io page but neither of them have much on them) (im uh. not quite as good at finishing projects as i am at starting them)

I have an alt account @red-gamedev-0w0 which is where i post about games im working on.

my DMs, asks, and anons are always open if you wanna be silly, and honestly it really makes my day when i get a message. boundaries and norms for talking to me are at the very bottom

i have a silly little OC universe im hoping to turn into a webcomic eventualy (hopefully)

I AM VERY STRONGLY AGAINST AI ART. (and just. generative AI in general) (yes that includes chat gpt and character AI)

I am... incredibly normal about the ocean. I have healthy and reasonable emotions I feel when i think about it. dont question why "erins ocean posting" is one of my most used tags its totaly healthy trust me (is it a religious thing? a sexual thing? a gender thing? you will literaly never know)

The fandoms im in are: Tiger Tiger, Roblox Pressure (Sebastian Solace), Aurora Webcomic, The Killers, Tom Cardy, The Mechanisms, Life Series, Hermitcraft, Parkour Civ, Mineraft, Marble Hornets, Terraria, Hollow Knight, Celeste, Hades, Camp Here And There, Murder Drones, The Magnus Podcasts, Epic the Musical, Hello From the Hallowoods, Witherburn After School News, Dont Hug Me Im Scared, The Locked Tomb, Hatchetfield, Centaurworld, Amphibia, Epithet Erased, Kid Vampire, and Bigtop Burger (+ a few more but those are the ones you'll see the most of) (Red means highly likely to post about it, purple means very unlikely to post about it often)

#1 Killers fan (their best album is Sams Town and the best song is Bones and thats a fact)

i also sometimes rant about spanish literature sometimes but thats a rare occasion

I really, really hate Dantes Inferno and the Sierpinski triangle

Id love to be friends, enemies, or really anything in between if you let me.

Tags I use (in case you want to block them):

#erins cryptic ramblings (generic tag)

#erins ocean posting (for ocean related posts)

#axe and erins dnd bullshit (for when im talking about dnd with one of my mutuals)

#the forever day (my OCs/potentialy hopefully a webcomic im working on??? hopefully well see how far that goes)

#erin answers asks (self explanitory)

#erin talks about life /#erin rants about life (also self explanitory)

#erins tumblr ad saga (my compilation of all the worst ads this hellsite has to offer)

BOUNDERIES, NORMS, AND RULES OF THUMB FOR TALKING TO ME:

No horny/vaguely sexual messages unless 1) we are friends, 2) you are under 18, and 3) you have asked me directly in the past whether i am comfortable with that sort of thing or are otherwise aware that i am comfortable with you talking to me like that

Avoid using male terms as much as possible (ie. guy, dude, man, bro), and id prefer avoiding gendered terms as much as possible, but when you have the choice female terms are prefered (ie. girl). i may refer to myself using male gendered terms from time to time but that does not give you permision to

Do not EVER use the r-slur on me.

Do not EVER say "KYS" or anything of that nature to me, even as a joke

If you send me hate mail of any kind i will either just delete it or if ill just mock you. nothing you can say will ever be as hateful as the stuff my brain says to me on a daily basis so dont bother

If i say i dont want to talk about something, i dont want to talk about it.

Nicknames and terms of endearment (ie. dear, love, bestie) are fine from friends, so long as you have cleared with me that I am fine with you calling me that

I have a tendancy to be VERY flirty with some of my friends, but just know that i almost certainly mean it entirely platonicaly, unless i specificaly tell you i mean it in a different way. Even something like "i want to make out with you" can be platonic coming from me, so in general dont assume im flirting with you (likewise if you ARE actualy flirting with me be warned that I will not realize in the slightest and you will have to be very clear that you are actualy flirting because there is no other way i will ever know)

If i am saying something nice to you, it is genuine. period. i would never lie to you about something like that. if i tell you i care about you, its not out of pity or out of some strange malice. its because i care about you

you are ALWAYS welcome and encouraged to talk to me, especialy if you are feeling sad or at risk of hurting yourself. Even if we have barely talked, if you need somebody to talk to or rant to I am always here for you.

And that’s about it!

Nice to meet you!

[kivaember]

that idea i had for branch raven finding 621 post-FoR and forcibly kidnapping adopting him... a teaser below the cut...

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The medium freighter ship, Tapio, was an old, beaten-up interstellar craft that had gone through at least three different Christenings since it had fallen into Branch’s control. When Chartreuse had liberated it from its original owner (some two-bit grey market smuggler who had bitten off more than he could chew), it had been named The Golden Fleece. Raven had let her rename it to Cheese Board, which lasted for only a few months before King changed it to the far more mundane Star Skimmer.

Chartreuse couldn’t really remember when they had changed it from Star Skimmer to Tapio, but it hadn’t been long after they made plans to run the PCA blockade over Rubicon-3. Even grey-market ships like these were aggressively tracked and logged whenever it so much as paused to take a fart in some piece of shit asteroid port, so scrubbing the identity was essential prep for big operations that would land you in some UEG gulag on Pluto.

They’d probably have to change it again, now that their business was concluded on Rubicon. It was Raven’s turn, and knowing them, they’d think of something either utterly boring, or thoroughly deranged. They called their pet cat Emergency Rations of all things, after all.

(To date, she still wasn’t sure if Raven was being tongue-in-cheek about that…)

Speaking of that cat, though…

Chartreuse grumbled as she shovelled soiled cat litter into its bin. The freighter was built with a crew of at least ten in mind, so Raven had dedicated an entire room to the little beast: cat trees, little platforms for Emergency Rations to parkour off of, toys that functioned as trip hazards for the unwary, and this monstrosity of a litter box that was huge and a massive pain to clean out.

Emergency Rations, as imperious as a queen overlooking her lowly subjects, stared down at her from one of its demonic cat trees. It was an ugly creature, in Chartreuse’s opinion: thin, scraggly fur with bald patches, one missing ear and crooked whiskers, with a broken meow that sounded like the strangled croak of a frog. Probably why Raven adopted it; they had a soft spot a mile wide for broken, ugly things.

“How do you shit so much?” Chartreuse sealed the bin shut and pushed it aside. “I swear you do it just to fuck with me.”

Emergency Rations just blinked its ugly goblin eyes at her.

Chartreuse finished up her daily task of tending to the beast’s comfort and slouched out of the ship’s cattery. After a brief detour to the ablutions to wash her hands, she went to the central mess hall that now functioned as a sort of communal area for Branch. The depressing steel benches and tables had been shoved against the walls and replaced with a battered sofa they’d rescued from a dump, and an old-world TV set with a video player and everything.

Chartreuse had no idea where Raven magicked up these relics, or why they had a taste for such useless antiques.

“The beast’s been dealt with,” Chartreuse declared when she walked into the living area.

King acknowledged her with a raised hand, not looking away from the TV screen. He was sprawled out on the sofa, so Chartreuse sat on the armchair. It was technically Raven’s armchair, but they weren’t here right now - too busy committing terrible life choices and all that.

“Is Raven still not back?” she asked. “We sure that rabid dog didn’t eat him?”

“Haven’t heard a thing since they left.” King picked up the remote and paused whatever was playing on the TV. He had a deep frown on his face, his expression troubled even if it didn’t show in his voice. “Their operator would’ve told us if things had gone sour, though.”

Chartreuse grunted.

It’d been only two days since the Second Fires had swept through the Rubicon system, an event they had only survived because they’d been in the process of leaving said system. They’d been mere moments away from engaging the C-Wave Drive to slip into subspace, only to perform an emergency leap to the nearest stellar body when a surge of volatile energy came exploding out of Rubicon-3. Thank god for that small planetoid they’d managed to shelter behind…

But instead of getting immediately out of dodge the second things settled down, Raven had all but commandeered the ship and started gunning back towards Rubicon-3 like a man possessed. When it came out that Raven was hunting down his successor… well, words were exchanged and Chartreuse may’ve thrown a chair at them, but Raven got their way, as always, and now they were here, twiddling their thumbs and waiting for Raven to come back with a potential rabid dog in tow.

“We might have to figure out a naming system if they do find him,” King said idly. “Raven Senior and Raven Junior, maybe?”

“Who’d be the senior and who’d be the junior?” Chartreuse drawled. “That Gen Four is probably a grizzled old man. Our Raven isn’t even thirty.”

“Guess they’d be junior then.” Somehow, King maintained a straight face as he said this. “We could always call the Gen Four after his designation. C4-621, if I remember rightly?”

“That’s…” Chartreuse wrinkled her nose. “So corporate.”

“Hound, then?” King shrugged. “It’s up to Raven, I guess. It’s their name they gave away.”

A name that the rabid dog had technically earned in the same way their Raven had. As sour as Chartreuse was about the whole thing, she grudgingly accepted and respected the dog’s hustle and fire. He’d trounced all three of them in a straight fight, and it was done purely through skill. The things he’d done with that laser dagger were obscene…

But Raven had always been Raven to her. She still called them that, hell, they all did, but if their successor was found and brought into the fold, then they’d have to bow their heads to proper tradition and accept the dog as Raven, and Raven as… Nightfall.

Ugh. She still hated that name. Nightfall. It was a name an edgy teenager would pick for their social media account.

[sugarcanehoes]

i'm watching scar's pov of the mcc he played last year with tubbo antfrost and bekyamon and i'm gonna use this to note down Things That Made Me Feel Something (mostly fawning over scar and Tubscar Propaganda TM)

warning for a Very Long Post ahead bc i got carried away lmao

scar drinking water with a spoon

the whole "leaning over helps you swallow" bit

BOTH TUBBO AND SCAR LOOKING UP SLUSHIE MACHINES TO BUY FOR THE MCC????? they are so gay omg

scar: no chat don't start with the 'sand daddy' / tubbo: sand daddy? i beg your pardon?

tubbo: can we- are we gonna talk about the social implications of the term Sand Daddy? / scar: you gotta live a little, tubbo

scar asking if tubbo has slept <3

everyone using 'they' pronouns for everybody else just. idk it makes me happy

parkour tag screams primal hunt play to me. i think there's something here.

tubbo praising scar for surviving the whole round ghh

also tubbo saying he always feels the need to pee when he's nervous??? There's Something Here.

tubbo yelling out an OH FUCK and then apologizing profusely and scar saying 'no no you're good no apologies allowed' HJSDJGHK pure gold. i love Them

tubbo's psychic services <3

SCAR BEING ALL CUTESY WHEN HE SAW HIS CUBITO HAD JELLIE NEXT TO IT SDHJADGK i love him sm :(((

scar: Expert Sand Daddy Here

scar: we made some mistakes / tubbo: it's alright scar (3x) you're a king (multiple times)

i don't understand a single thing they are saying about the games 🧍 ant talks sO FAST omg

scar: i got a kill!! ....myself...

tubbo: i'm saying that soMEONE WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING WITH ME oh sorry scar sorry sorry sorry

the whole slushy bit is too cute i am crying i love Them

OHHH SCAR'S ADVICE ABOUT WIGGLING THE TOES TO RELEASE STRESS!!!! omg it was over a year ago and tubbo still remembers it... gay

scar: the dyslexic duo (referring to him and tubbo)

scar not remembering one map of tgttos from tubbo's video... "what was i doing? i didn't see it".... oh mr goodtimes i know what you were doing and i know what you are.

everyone rooting for false at the end was so sweet aaa

not tubscar saying bye to beky and ant and IMMEDIATELY planning a date to smash their go xlr's in the forest together (which honestly just sounds like an euphemism)

whenever tubbo says something like "what about [xyz] scar? tell me about it" it's so sdfgfhshjk he's always so interested in what scar has to say

tubbo saying he's going back to the mcc lobby to say hi to scar... clingy

tubbo: scar has the BEST metagame strats

scar explaining the mattress store bit to tubbo is just hjshgjkgs and tubbo being like "you can say bull fighters i think it's easier to pronounce it"

scar being utterly amazed at tubbo's stream stamina

scar venting to tubbo is just. this shouldn't make me feel anything but i. i am thinking. and Thinking.

scar: oh i'm about to get nerdy / tubbo: [giggles]

scar telling tubbo all the Hermitcraft Shenanigans and tubbo being like wait what?. yeah tubbo me too

TUBBO IN HERMITCRAFT I AM CRYING that would be the bestest day of my life why didn't it happen I'M GONNA SCREAMmmMMM scar quit being an old man and remember your promises man. whitelist Tubbo_ NOW.

scar: tubbo is the nicest guy in the world, i always love hanging out with him <3

i have no fucking clue what scar is talking about (star wars) but i could listen to him talking 24/7. my man should have a podcast or an asmr channel or smth because his voice is just so. So. i love you mr goodtimes

scar: i'm such a nerd

scar is a disney adult but like. underground syndrome disney adult. i don't know if this is funny or terrible

scar ended the stream and raided tubbo!! they are too sweet i'm gonna cry <3

well that was 4 hours well spent! i'll be thinking about All Of This now.

[wild-raven-and-crow]

Munin flew away at the park. (She's fine.) Here's a link to my earlier post on how to get your bird back.

We went out to the park with a litter of puppies and Munin, and a crowd of raven and puppy enthusiasts gathered. We stayed for hours, and we all had a great time. Then... the suspense builds... Munin's leash was very inadvisably handed to a child. Munin decided to take off and go sightseeing, and the startled child dropped the leash (the child was successfully comforted soon after with puppies.)

She circled the park three times before landing on a roof out of our sight a couple hundred feet away. I saw that as she flew she was mostly coasting, and looking at everything curiously. I think she considered landing on the roof of our car at one point. We calculated distance later, and she flew about 4000 feet, or 3/4 of a mile, but she wasn't frightened by anything so stayed fairly close and lazily circled.

After a few minutes we found her and called her to us, but once she saw that we didn't have food she decided to stay on the roof and continue exploring. Alan actually climbed up a fence to get on the roof, and then she hopped up on his arm. We went back to the park to show the children that the raven was fine. (I actually missed Alan's parkour show because I was off fetching treats -- so disappointing.)

She was fairly easy to get back because we've taken her out a lot. Exposing her to all sorts of situations means she's become very confident in most places. It's a lot harder to get back a frightened bird. I'm just glad we didn't have to spend the night in the park waiting for her ("Yes officer, I know it's 3am, but we're not ruffians, we're idiots trying to get a raven off a roof.") We'll need to be a lot more careful with her leash until her recall is better!

[anghraine]

I meant to post a bit more about the Jedi: Survivor experience with my best friend and Ash, and keep ... not doing it, mostly because I couldn't think of a way to do it without massive spoilers. But here are some (yes, massively spoilery) impressions of the first half (or so?) of the game under the cut:

There are definitely traces of the usual Star Wars uncritically colonialist assumptions, IMO—we're still discovering exactly what ye olde Jedi got up to on Koboh and how the narrative will ultimately treat it, but it's even more striking in some ways in Cere's dynamic with the Anchorites on Jedha, I feel? I like Cere a lot and it's not uncomplicated, but ... yeah.

Aesthetically, Jedha fucking rules. For all the variety and diversity of Koboh, Jedha feels so drastically different in every way, and the locations there are just incredibly cool and distinctive while still feeling recognizably "Jedha." I've loved just about everything we've seen there, especially the singing temple stuff. The revelation that the Empire didn't even know this amazing ancient temple they were destroying was a safehouse and were just destroying Jedha's wonders for unrelated casual Imperial reasons made its destruction hit even harder, honestly.

I also love Koboh a lot. It is nice to spend time in a planet with varied biomes and some of the specific locations are deeply interesting—I like the old meditation chambers/puzzles a lot, the Lucrehulk "dungeon" was absolutely fantastic, and I love the way Pyloon's evolves as you recruit people and do quests and things. It reminds me a bit of one of my favorite mechanics from the beloved game of my childhood, Might and Magic VII, in which your initially shitty castle evolves over the course of the game as you build up your reputation with people who can work on it. That was a lot rougher and more basic than Survivor's development of the saloon, though, so I'm really loving this base-building kind of aspect to it. You can even grow a garden <3

OUR GIRLFRIEND MERRIN IS THE GREATEST <333 I don't even like the concept of Nightsisters and I adore her to pieces. The romance is incredible. J, who is handling the controls (Ash and I have admitted we don't have the nerves for the game's parkour requirements), managed to navigate the whole "Do you trust me" portal sequence without a single failure, so it was just this wildly cinematic experience following from one of the few really good game kisses I've seen. I'm pretty sure J was sweating after the portal sequence though—it was wild. Definite MVP.

I really enjoy the variations in personality between the random indistinguishable enemies. Even the basic raiders have people who sound like Sith cultists and others who talk about how sad it is that the Jedi are gone, and the B1s are funny but also the fact that there are some who are ambitious and wildly overconfident, some are just kind of amiably clueless, some are scared and actually say they don't want to be used by the radiers ... B1 rights, honestly.

We have a lot of reservations about Santari Khri and also enjoy the sheer obnoxiousness of Dagan Gera. There's obviously quite a lot to learn about what exactly his deal is (apart from being the latest in the SW tradition of Scary Disabled Men, I guess!), but he's such a dick, lol. J trashed him in our most recent fight and the whole time, Dagan was sneering about how pathetic and pitiable Cal is and how everything is part of his master plan before running away with his tail between his legs. Ash went, "this guy, what is his deal" and I was like "Obviously it was all a social experiment!"

I think the raider bosses who have been rewarded with ancient recovered lightsabers are really interesting as foes in combat, because the first time it happened, we were like "what the fuck?? is this another Jedi apostate or what" and as the fight really kicked off, I went "...actually, I can't exactly say why, but I'm pretty sure this guy isn't Force-sensitive." J went "yeah, it really feels like he was never any kind of Jedi, but not for any especially obvious reason..." It's an interesting element of game design that you get such a distinct vibe from lightsaber-wielding combatants who can't use the Force without a single obvious element.

Fratricide guy was creepy as fuck, what the hell was that character design, God

I love nearly all the other named locals, though. Not just Greez (though I love Greez), but the bar regulars are just such a fun crowd. Not sure anyone can surpass SKOOVA STEV but Caij is a delight, the random finance bro is hilarious, Monk is one of my favorite droids ever, Zee the droid is more truly Jedi than most actual Jedi, etc etc.

There's a random interspecies gay couple, which was kind of charming, in part because their relationship is apparently built on the strong basis of them both being haters. Love it for them, though the one is so visibly inhuman that it's like... okay, cool, but feels like LF definitely hedging their bets still.

It's taken a long time to mention the protagonist, but I actually do really like Cal. He definitely doesn't exist in my personal OT-based vision of this era, but I don't feel like I need to accept him into my personal Star Wars Prime Storyline to enjoy this for what it is. I wish more SW EU products felt that way, honestly.

[berrypass-de-murdler]

2-2. The Zeppeliving and the Dead

hfnsdkjfhnkgfsg i thought I got an ask/message but it was a reminder of where to post something </3

First book 2 character dropped, President White is supposed to be the most generic-looking furry girl of all time. So her design is unoriginal on purpose don't kill me-

Anyway already kinda hate her just because I decided to make her look like this lmao

DON'T READ THE EPISODES WITHOUT READING THE BOOKS!!

Logico has to go. And due to the one-sided invitation, he has no choice but to say a tearful goodbye to Inspector Irratino. They hug at the dropoff, and for a long, long time.

IRRATINO: Please don’t go… LOGICO: Irratino, you told me I should do this. I have to. IRRATINO: If you don’t make it, I’ll… LOGICO: IRRATINO. I will be fine. I’m not leaving forever.

The goat buries his face into Gico.

LOGICO: My goodness. You are such a crybaby. [pats him]

He finally manages to break free from the emotional goat, and head onto the plane - sorry, zeppelin (A fat-ass blimp!). Despite the single invitation, Captain Slate and Dr. Crimson have also appeared to join him.

SLATE: Logico. CRIMSON: Logi-HELLOOOOO… LOGICO: Well. This will be so fun.

An upper-class wolf girl is in the best seat, the one Logico really wants.

WHITE: Sorry, munchkin. President’s seat. LOGICO: MUNCHKIN?!?!! SLATE: You can sit with me.

He does. As they fly, the turbulence suddenly increases drastically.

WHITE: I DIDN’T PAY FOR THIS!

Logico is about to throw up, and stumbles toward the cockpit to give the pilot a piece of his mind.

Guess where the pilot is? (That’s right - dead.) A robot is driving! 

WHITE: I DEFINITELY, DID NOT PAY FOR THIS!! LOGICO: Everyone calm down! I’m a professional detective! SLATE/CRIMSON: We know. LOGICO: She didn’t! WHITE: I COULD HAVE GUESSED!!

Thank goodness the blimp is over the water, but the nonstop shaking makes looking for clues very hard.

CRIMSON: PRETTY GIRL…. I’ll give you MY parachute if you’ll give me more MONEY! WHITE: Everyone has a parachute already!  CRIMSON: But you look GREEDY… WHITE: UGH!!

Slate is just standing around, holding a cup of coffee (that she couldn’t drink anyway). It’s splashing everywhere and is so hot it’s burning holes in the floor. Logico has to parkour around her.

LOGICO: Could you put that down for a moment?? SLATE: I’d rather not. I don’t want people near me.

Everyone is incredibly suspicious, as usual. Logico gets a message from Tino! 

IRRATINO: HI Logico! Just thought I should tell you, I got a weird vision of some kind of hot liquid burning a parachute. You miiiight wanna check that out!

Logico looks over. Slate’s coffee is burning through the emergency parachutes! 

LOGICO: [scream] SLATE! GET AWAY FROM THE PARACHUTES!! SLATE: …No…

Wow, this is infuriating! Logico finally matches burn marks on the dead pilot to a taser that Crimson is holding. She snarls like a psychopath.

CRIMSON: I had a VERY GOOD reason, and it was for a VERY GOOD cause, and if you GIVE ME A MOMENT I’LL EXPLAIN!

They stare in silence.

LOGICO: WELL??

Crimson steals President White’s parachute and jumps into the ocean! She cackles like a witch and fades into the fog.

The end!

ummmmmm I'm always looking for people to talk to so I'm just berrypass on discord <3

Also I'm trying to make a murdle roleplay on roblox using avatar creator and it is um

Aureolin fought Obsidian and won by throwing her into a campfire so it's going great

The power of Goat Lord compels you!

See you next time murdlers!

[diodellet]

hi hi !! throwing in 🤡🛠 and 🖍️ (again if you’d like!)

also 🫴❤️

hi ian!! thanks forda ask💕💕

🤡How many Wips are you actively working on?

uh surprisingly not that many actually. i think i have i'm working on like 5 or 8 twst wips? (3 of them are smut, all of them have jamil in it, none of them are wcidfy oops)

i am lying through my teeth. i am struggling to hold back my closet doors. it is about to burst open and i am a fool with noodles for arms.

🛠Is there a scene or anything in the WIP you are struggling with right now?

i tend to flipflop between my wips esp since i get blocked very easily, esp when its a fic that has more than 1 character++ensemble dialogue, so...dio's just been here parkouring around in her wips folders, chipping away to add a sentence or two.

it's kinda funny because i dont really visualize as im writing, but rather i tend to hear the narration and dialogue as im typing it down? so, it's also kinda ironic that i struggle the most with writing dialogue over other things in fic.

🖍Post any sentence from your wip

This one's going to be a sort of companion piece to "i think i found a place for us" ft. some light drinking bcs in vino veritas🤧💕💕

(where instead of comforting jamil, its the other way around this time yipeeee its so hard to write comfort for characs who refuse to be comforted)

“Why not?” Jamil shrugs, accepting it from you. Drains the rest of the drink."

(send an emoji and get some info abt one of my wips?)

[magnuficent76]

Uuuh hiiiii for the oc asks!!!!! So, how old, best memories, hobbies and gender+sexualitt for uuuuh Archer Mary and Luis but you can do more. Or less. Or pick and choose. Have fun!!!

[ From this ask meme ! ]

HIIII !!!!! OKAYSSSS :] !!! tysm for the QUESTIONS !!!

🌼 How old are they ? [Or approximate age range]

🎹 Do they have any hobbies ?

❤️ What is one of your oc's best memories ?

💚 What is your Oc's gender identity and sexuality ?

[-> Archer

🌼 Caede Tales characters give me a tricky time to answer this, because the story is told over the course of their entire lives, but by the time the story really starts going (Aka, Archer is joining Maliwan), he's about 29 while Joey is 25 !

And for the last time he's seen, he's around 40 something.

🎹 No <3 [/hj] But for a serious answer ! Archer isn't someone who has a lot of hobbies, he's usually too busy with work to really have his attention dispersed, but when he is stationary for a certain amount of time and work slows down, he likes writing poems in post-it notes and then bringing them home to collage em together. He says it's just to make time pass faster, but he does genuinely enjoy writing and reading. Otherwise, he's usually just working.

❤️ One time, when Archer was a kid– no older than 13– he and Jonah were out and about for a little mission with their dad, but they couldn't go back home right away, so they had to sleep on a tent outside. Their dad fell asleep pretty fast, so for most of that time they were together, playing and talking and trying to tire themselves out. They eventually got to lying down, and seeing the stars so clearly above them, with only the other brother to keep them company now, was really kind of a foundational experience. They both promised that no matter what, at some point, they would make it to those stars, and they'd both shine just as brightly for other kids in Pandora to marvel at, so maybe a few of them gets inspired to change the world too.

But you know, silly childhood dreams.

💚 "WHAT? [Clearing throat] I mean. I don't know what either of these mean, so who the hell are you to ask that? Both of those sound like very private business, if I had to guess, so I won't be taking further questions. Get out of my office." [He is NOT Cishet that's for sure]

[-> Maria

🌼 Maria is about 54! She ages very gracefully in the sense she's happy about growing old, since so many people in the planet don't get that luxury most of the time. She dies at about 71, not long after Lucio, but at least she didn't die alone like he did.

🎹 Oh Maria has plenty of hobbies, that you can be sure ! Gardening, weaving, playing violin (usually with her kids), cooking, anything to keep the hands busy and the brain focused in a task. It's not wise to leave yourself unoccupied when your head is full of thoughts Constantly, and Maria is all too familiar with it. Thankfully there's always something that needs doing in the house and in the town in general !

❤️ One of the most special memories in Maria's life is getting to escape her old clan, leaving with Lucio in this special, once in a lifetime romance with someone she was sure would bring her happiness, seeing the world she used to know expand its borders so much farther than she thought they could... it was a weird adaptation, but it felt like her life actually had purpose now, that she would get to help people elsewhere, and bring some good to the otherwise very violent wasteland she called home. It was a choice for certain, and one she never regretted.

💚 "Oh, I don't know much about that... I don't know many of the terms! Is there some kind of guide? I figure I could tell you better if there was!" [Cis Biromantic !]

[-> Luis

🌼 In a quantifiable, human-adjacent age ? He's been stuck in his 30's for a while. In actuality ? About 3 Million and some, but in this reincarnation he's around 328.

🎹 Working out, and anything that includes moving his body (Parkour, hiking, running, you name it). Luis is the kind of guy who hikes the everest without any gear and then returns home a month after like "wow, that was refreshing". He's extremist and won't hesitate to remind you several times by running around in the woods in the dark for fun. Otherwise he usually either cooks or plays videogames with his housemates.

❤️ <3 That's A Spoiler And I Won't Tell You <3

💚 "Who's askin', the pride police? Unless we're gettin' to business you ain't gotta know." [Bisexual and Cis... Probably.]

[alexs-moon-garden]

Writing Patterns

Rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

fingerguns at @sweetcandyholic :3

I only started back with writing fanfic like 2 years ago QuQ and all of them are OC driven! But you still get 10! (or 9 and a personal oc drabble) I think I'm already aware of the patterns tho--or maybe bad habits jkjk

Dayton smiled at her handy work, it had taken her all afternoon, but she'd finally gotten the friendly faces that were the Daycare Attendant pretty much shined and put back together. ( The Salvage [Pt1] / FNAF )

“Oh, do you really have to go? We miss you when you’re not here.” Sun asked, as he finished his stacking of the remaining musical, topple-over cans in a nice neat corner. “We could have a sleepover! It would be so much fun, fun, fun!” ( Keep Away / FNAF )

Dayton had managed to get out of the garage, though not without bruise. ( The Salvage [Pt2] / FNAF )

Dayton's eyes kept wandering to the doors, and out the glass windows surrounding the daycare, a jaunty tune blared over the speaker system, but her stomach kept doing flips. (The Rabbit / FNAF )

One dark, stormy, Halloween night rolled around at the Pizzaplex. ( The Storm Will be Over Soon / FNAF)

Dayton sat idly by behind the security desk, the largest source of light in the whole room when the lights were dimmed. ( Little Signs / FNAF )

It was evening time, and not being in the mood to cook, Mike ordered a pizza. ( Pieces Left Behind / FNAF Movie )

“You want to play hide and seek with moi?” Rook asked with exaggerated movement. “C'est magnifique! The thrill, the intrigue!” ( Four shots he missed and the one he didn't / TWST )

Fluer assumed something bad was going to happen, but she didn’t think it would be something like this. ( Hellfire / TWST )

Childish laughter rang out as quick footsteps followed. ( Pickpockets Parkour / OC )

I will say that you will never not know who's involved in the beginning of a tale, that's for sure!

tagging @faetotesalive and @determination-saved

[lavenoon]

Accidentally Undercover - some worldbuilding crumbs for @xnanosilverx

Admittedly bare bones, but I do have a bit. So I mentioned in the introduction post it's a modern to somewhat futuristic setting, and that animatronics and robots are fully integrated into society. There are some systemic issues left, and Sun and Moon experience that first hand. Their agency doesn't quite know how to deal with them, keeping them employed as two people but shortening their shifts as they do still share a body. Shifts are more of a guideline, anyway - the missions don't always align with the schedule, and there's no clocking in or out, simply reports of finished jobs. The shifts are an expectation of work time, but they aren't under constant surveillance. Gotta bring in results or you lose your job, no matter how long you work.

For Sun and Moon also I. I had to change how their switch works to make everything fit within the AU. It's not light-based, but adjacent to day and night still. They have a scheduled timer so each gets equal 12 hours in the day, because if it worked like canon they would always be one unfortunate light source away from breaking cover and we simply can't have that. That makes for fun Cinderella-esque shenanigans though, especially pre-reveal. If they force a switch (which is still possible), they mess up the timer's schedule which is mostly just a hassle, but they like their system, and don't really like to bother.

Also not quite worldbuilding maybe? But I really like the emphasis on parkour for the agents. While Sun usually doesn't engage (isn't dressed for it, and covers the parts of the job that don't make it necessary) he can parkour, too, and Y/N and Moon are just. Always climbing and jumping and rolling off things to get to the harder to access but less surveilled entry points. They're dressed for that - hence their total lack of classic secret agent attire. They both wear gloves, Y/N to avoid leaving fingerprints and Moon because he has absolutely not enough grip otherwise. Tantalizing "Y/N takes their gloves off and catches Moon off guard" moment also guaranteed <3

Also a bit of elaboration on the soundproofing in Y/N's duplex - they soundproofed their workshop only when they moved in, everything else is quite poorly equipped in that regard. Y/N does hear Sun's little projects, but it's noise on a level that's easily ignored so not worth a complaint. They think their inquiries are harmless, given that Sun seemed so enthusiastic about his DIY project (although also apologetic) the first time they mentioned the noise, but they really don't pester him because it's that loud or anything. The soundproofing they invested in is enough to cover the noise of all their projects, lucky Y/N

[chorda-tendinea]

the very odd assortment of things that king does and doesn't know

so. i've been thinking about this forever and now i've realised thanks to a post by @/itzcomedia (link in notes) that i never typed this theory up!! therefore it's now time to speedrun before ep 30 comes out

firstly, we all know that king knows things that they shouldn't. here's a list for posterity: 1. from the mission briefing scene in parkour, we can see they knew that the colour gang had a minecraft block 2. they knew where the block was supposed to be on their desktop 3. they knew about yellow's fascination with command blocks, and blue's addiction to netherwart

now, the question is how they got this information.

theory 1: youtube

in the parkour mission briefing scene they had one map that played a clip taken directly from the original avm. therefore, they could have access to youtube, or at least a way to emulate it.

hence, they could've watched the avm shorts in order to gain information on the colour gang. in particular, they likely watched ep 6 (command blocks) and ep 4 / ep 20 (potions / piglin war) to gain the information they have on blue and yellow.

however, in the same scene, their map diagrams also show the block in the taskbar, instead of in the start menu.

the thing is, if they'd indeed watched ep 6 (command blocks), they would have known that the block was in the start menu, since it gets shown in literally the first 10 seconds of the video.

in addition, they would've also known if they'd watched ep 1 (the rediscovery) since that episode starts with second finding the block in the start menu.

then the conclusion would be that king only watched the original avm, and not any of the subsequent shorts, right? WRONG LOL

the map diagram they drew for purple showed the colour gang's desktop with the windows 10 interface, instead of the windows 7 interface that was used in the original avm.

so, while this theory is still a fair possibility, i think that most of their info might not have come from stalking the colour gang on youtube, since if they had, they wouldn't have given purple the wrong location.

but yknow what would've been a source of information on the lads but not on the location of the block? purple.

theory 2: purple

after vs league of legends, purple became friends with the colour gang, although we never got to see much of it. however, i'm willing to bet that if they had more time to interact outside of what we saw in vs league / the witch / parkour, they probably could've learnt a lot about the colour gang organically. like!! they're all so excitable that i don't think they'd be guarded about their interests at all, yknow?

also in vs league, the desktop used the windows 10 interface, so if purple had reported the events back to king, king could've known about the interface change, but not the block being in the start menu (assuming they only watched the original avm).

this would also imply that most of purple's friendship with the colour gang took place offscreen, which i honestly don't know how to feel about.

so!!! in conclusion, i think both explanations are still plausible? honestly the inconsistency in mango's knowledge could be explained away as a continuity error but that's not fun to think about, so i'm assuming that isn't the case for the purposes of this theory.

[starlooove]

Batfam YouTube AU except it’s not the batfam it’s just Duke:

I actually don’t think he’d have multiple channels, I think he’d have every single kind of his vids on one big one with a bunch of playlists u can pick and choose from. His vids are mainly 3 things: book/film critiques, Parkour vids, and hate to say it but a messy ass tea page.

The parkour vids are mainly taken in Gotham but if Brucie Wayne is traveling and Duke goes along, he’ll make some wherever they are too. He has subsections of parkour vids and his faves are the “trying to beat my fastest time at X” and “is this possible?” Which is him recreating famous parkour scenes from movies or tv shows. Sometimes he posts vids where he shows the best ways to get away from the rogues in a pinch and call for help depending on where you are.

The book/film critiques are everyone’s favorite tbh. The thing about him is that he’s kinda mean. He doesn’t care about hurting the creators feelings because, as he puts it, “if you didn’t wanna get your feelings hurt you should’ve produced something better.” He’s so pretentious and snobby and it’s honestly the worst side of him coming out but he’s so right that nobody can really correct or call him out without sounding whiny because he doesn’t target anything personal, he’s simply critiquing the content.

The tea page….he could give Vicki Vale a run for her money. Duke’s tea page has honestly been doing more for protecting secret identities than anything any heroes done since heroism became a thing. Because when it comes to Duke’s channel, NOBODY is safe. He goes after heroes, villains, and civilian alike. It’s never anything doxxing or dangerous or whatever but he DID notice the rumors about Batman being Bruce Wayne’s sugar baby and he’d love to discuss the proof for and against it. Theories about whether the Girl Robin is real or if they just made her up, does Lex Luthor wanna fuck Superman, are Batman and Catwoman EVER gonna tie the knot? At one point the channel gets banned because of some shady shit (more ppl were tuning into it than to the Gotham Gazette) and Brucie Wayne was so offended that he had half a mind to buy YouTube and delete everything. Duke had a new vid up the next day talking all about it 🚶🏾‍♂️