#postpartum depression rekrap saga

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hey so you know how a lot of animals will eat their babies if stressed

and rekrap is always super stressed and anxious

i’m just saying……!!!!!!!!!!!i have yet to see a little rekrap baby running around lifesteal

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my mom just asked me if rekrap2 is pregnant which one of you fuckers told my mom about this blog. which one of you is in kahoots with my mother.

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clownpierce is homophobic in the way of "nobody is allowed to be gay except for me." because this is how i feel when im really angry at the world and im projecting it into him like this blog projected a child into rekrap

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it's ashswagg, he probably eats babies. that's where all of rek's go.

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shout out to mpreg, none of this could've happened without u 🙏🙏

can anyone hear me . hello

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methinks...ppd rekrap mayhaps

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rek is a seahorse and got man pregnant (he developed postpartum depression after giving birth)

this is true

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IM G9ING TO CRY DO NOT MAN PREGNATE rEKRAP NUMBER TWO

LMAOOOOOOOOO

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rekrap obviously impregnated himself like one of those all-female geckos

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postpartum depression rekrap??? what???? when did he do birth??????

girl what on earth

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squiddo can self relocpclicayetgds through mitosis? that's so ppd rekrap coded. every word in this ask is spelt 100% correctly.

of course

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Mpreg rekrap but he gives birth like laying eggs. Like he sits down one day on a green field and pops out an egg

i thought we were safe.........

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im going to cry about the ppd rekrap saga. praying he never checks out this website

oh god . could you imagine /horror

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I agree. Give that man birthing hips. While we're at it let's give Branzy birthing hips as well.

-ppd (paranoid personality disorder) rekrap truther (who is currently laughing their ass off)

AAAAAAAAASDFGHJKHGFDSFGHJKHGFDGHJKJHG

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to the anon writing an essay pls include the answer on how many babies rek has and what he does with them

-how many babies anon

HITTING ALL OF YALL WITH NEWSPAPER

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Referring to the tags on the last ask, Mod, YOU KNOW THE GUY THAT STARTED PPD REK??? WEREN'T THEY ANON?

Can you throw them in jail, please. For my peace of mind.

yeah we go to school together 😭 if it helps they did Not mean to start this whole thing sadfghgfdsfg