#postal dude x duke nukem

[cd-006]

twitter liked this one so ill post it here

[dbd-slvt]

Found this shit on twitter, so obviously I have to curse y'all back

You're welcome

Edit: made by @yummycrummy

[evilstrawberry]

A Conversation Between these Guys would be Hilarious

[postalxplosion]

Duke Nukem’s into grandpas

[joker00m]

Who up for duking their dude

Why the fuck did i Just now Discovered that People ship this shit

I love it anyways

[absolutelybatty]

My friend asked me an important question

[lunatic-pudge]

Henlo, it's me. My super cool fren from AO3 asked me if I'd ever write for Freak Fortress, and I figured I'd make a list of characters I'll write for. So here's the list! Movie Dude and Franklin will be written for soon, I promise. And, as usual, requests are always open! Will update the list as time goes on. And I'll see about making a masterlist and special tag for my stuff also. K, bye!

Team Fortress 2:

-All nine mercs

-Miss Pauling

-Merasmus

-Saxton Hale

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Freak Fortress:

-Painis Cupcake

-Ass Pancakes

-Christian Brutal Sniper

-Piss Cakehole

-Cakehole Piss

-Christian Pure Spy

-Tentaspy

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Postal:

-P1-P4 Dudes

-BD and Alt Dude

-Movie Dude (whenever I finally get to watching the movie)

-Corkscrew Dude (Shtopor?)

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Grand Theft Auto:

-Trevor Philips

-Michael De Santa

-Franklin (at some point I promise)

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Duke Nukem:

-Duke Nukem

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Will do SWF and NSFW stuff. Just nothing illegal or too weird please!

[analogtoonz]

DUKE4DUDE / DUDE4DUKE

-> Dude4Duke describes an individual who finds comfort or enjoyment in the ship of Duke Nukem x POSTAL Dude, or are alterhumans / fictionkin / alters of the two characters and are in a platonic, queerplatonic or romantic relationship.

id: a rectangular flag with 8 horizontal stripes. from top to bottom the stripes are coloured dark yellow, yellow, pastel yellow, grey, dark brown, brown, red and dark red. there is a slim black line below the grey line, separating the yellow and red colours. in the foreground, at the very centre, is yellow and black nuclear waste symbol /end id

(Inspired by Tumblr users @yummycrummy & @dudexdukeweklyy !!)

[demonir]

What I’ve learned from going thru the postal game tag for a few minutes

- people REALLY love long hair postal dude (I think that’s postal 1 dude?)

- there is one person out there who’s slamming out some incredibly well made fanart of postal dude x pyro tf2 which would have never occurred to me

- the overlap between tf2 fans and postal fans is quite bigger than I initially thought

- at least 70% of people are hoping that by next game postal dude has gay intercourse

- there are genuine honest to god postal dude x reader stuff out there and no I am not shaming any of you for this, I am genuinely impressed that you’d want a relationship with him of all people (I can’t say a lot because I DO have postal dude in my “hear me out” list of characters)

- people ship postal dude and duke nukem????? Honestly hilarious to me, do not stop

- postal fandom has very talented artists!!!!!

- now this might just be virtue of the platform we are in but by god everyone’s fucking gay or trans in the tag and I love it, I find it hilarious and highly intriguing when such problematic sources like that get eaten up by the lgbt community. What is it that we find so enticing about it? If you’d like to tell me what it is that you yourself like about it please do!

- postal dude is like a tumblr sexyman for people that watched happy tree friends as a child and haven’t been the same since

- some people like to draw one specific postal dude with roach antennae and I’m honestly obsessed

[shibalatte]

i got jumpscared by postal dude x duke nukem fanart and i hissed really loud and i think i woke up my father

[gooberschmoober]

Quick bio thing———————————————————I’m Flex!（╹◡╹)

He/him———————————————————DNI: Any NSFW account at all, Proshippers, SelfCest shippers (ex; any postal dude x any postal dude/other dude. Postal Doe/Dudette is more questionable since idk if she’s him or a separate version, but it’s thin ice ig), Frostkiss shippers (Blake x Red from lost on mt. Silver), people who simp for Pokémon of any kind

If you follow any of these and interact with me any way possible whether that being liking or commenting, YOU WILL BE BLOCK. (Especially if NSFW or proshipper)

If I am following you and you follow any of these, I likely didn’t notice and I’m most likely just following you cause you have nice art or something. Please alert me if I am and I will unfollow.———————————————————Main interest right now:

Any FPS game (Especially postal, tf2 or Duke nukem)

Hatred

AJJ

Creepypasta/Pokepasta

Marble Hornets

D&D

Pokémon ———————————————————That’s all for now, bye ( ◠‿◠ )

[larathefox]

proof that duke nukem is the ideal tumblr sexyman

[melonfacade]

i love when tumblr decides to randomly push a tag towards me. like i wasnt looking for any duke nukem x postal dude fanart but i appreciate it

[duckydemons]

dukedude shippers genuine question, which dude voice do you imagine the dude has for this one ship in particular?

is it.. Jon St John’s.. cause funny??

or is it like.. this type of thing???

twitter liked this one so ill post it here

[lunatic-pudge]

Duke Nukem General (and Relationship) Headcanons

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Hey, gang, I'm deviating from Postal and TF2 for a sec and giving a little bit of attention to Duke Nukem. Seeing so much Dude x Duke fanart has started to make me grow a thing for Duke. I'm still learning about the franchise and the character so my interpretation of him might be a little OOC. These are general headcanons and some relationship stuff. Gott work on my Duke Nukem skills. If you enjoy these and want more, feel free to hit up my comments (or ask box) and I'll gladly deliver. And, as always, I'm dutifully working on my Postal and TF2 requests. I'm gonna have some posted before the month is over. And if you wanna request Postal or TF2 stuff, you are always more than welcome to! I enjoy getting asks. :D

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-Duke is such a goofy guy to me. This macho guy that' jacked, kills aliens, saves the world, and is "totally straight". Yeah, I'm starting this off by saying that I aggressively refuse to believe that this man is only into women. This man is RADIATING pansexual energy. Originally, I was gonna say he's bi, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized that he really wouldn't care about gender.

-But that also extends to, he does not understand these things. The type of person to be like, "What's a nonbinary?" and even when you explain it to him, he still doesn't really get it but goes along with it. (This might also just be me craving himbo Duke) He's the hero we need in these bleak times, frfr

-He's such an interesting guy. Like Dude, Duke has a very extensive knowledge on weapons, even alien weaponry, and is very adaptable when switching weapons out. Even though this man is a himbo to me, he's way more smarter than what you'd expect. Having military knowledge and even knowing about differing types of aliens (and how to kill them obviously). Sometimes it's scary with how much he knows about these things

-Autism be damned, my boy knows how to work a grill. It's a shocker that this man is actually talented in the culinary department. It's impressive. Duke can make even the nastiest of things edible. If you have food allergies or sensitivities, it'll take a bit for him but he'll learns to cater to your dietary needs. He's very big on spicy and savory foods. Not really a sweets person. Tending to avoid sweets and only having them as a rare treat (he's got a physique to hold up here). He's not someone who's gonna tell you what foods you need to eat but will encourage you to stay on a more healthier diet. He's very health conscious

-Very big on working out and staying in shape. He would like it of you joined in with him on it but is understandable if you are unable to. I can also see him just flat out using you as a weight. Doesn't matter what your size is, you WILL be picked up by him.

-His love language is definitely physical touch and gift giving. Man is loaded with cash and won't hesitate to spoil you. Taking you out on lavish dates and getting you anything that little heart of yours desires. He also loves having you cuddled up in his side. Duke's a big guy, if you ask, he will carry you around. And since he's very into physical affection, expect some PDA from this guy as well. He'll usually have an arm wrapped around your waist and won't hesitate to give you a big ol' smooch or even a hug.

-Again, Duke is a goofy guy, he's always finding ways to tease you or to get you to laugh. He's a good guy with a good heart. He wants what's best for you and can be rather overprotective at times. He doesn't like people trying to hit on his partner. He know he has nothing to worry about, just finds it annoying that someone thinks they can take you away from him. Good luck trying to keep him from kicking some ass though. He can be hard to convince to turn the other cheek and ignore the offender