#postal dude x duke nukem

[cd-006]

twitter liked this one so ill post it here

[dbd-slvt]

Found this shit on twitter, so obviously I have to curse y'all back

You're welcome

Edit: made by @yummycrummy

[evilstrawberry]

A Conversation Between these Guys would be Hilarious

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

YOU KNOW WHAT?! ITS CHRISTMAS

FROM NOW UNTIL DECEMBER 24TH I AM HERE FOR BOOMER SHOOTER AND POSTAL MATCHUPS!!!

UPDATE: AS OF 12/30/2024 THIS SESSION IS CLOSED

That’s right, everybody!

I will match you up with Big Man With Gun Who Say Fuckwords (or says nothing ever). You know you’ve got heart eyes for them.

If you are interested in Postal specifically, I will match you up with the best possible Dude variation for you. Boomer Shooter matchups will have Dude be assumed from the second installment.

Boomer Shooter Candidates: Doomguy, Gordon Freeman, Caleb, Duke Nukem, Master Chief, The Postal Dude, Serious Sam, J.C. Denton

Postal Dude Candidates: Postal 1, Postal 2, Postal 3, Postal 4, Brain Damaged Dude, Movie Dude

How it works:

Send me an ask describing yourself! Some things to add could include:

-Physical appearence

-Fashion aesthetic

-Your strengths

-Your weaknesses

- What you look for in a partner

-Hobbies and talents

-Fun facts about yourself

I wrote a format example about myself below. This does not have to be exact!

I’m a 23 year old woman with brown hair and brown eyes. I’m somewhat short but have a fit, muscular frame. I tend to wear a lot of floral patterns or grunge outfits. I’m very compassionate and gentle. I’m shy at first, but eventually you find out I’m super mushy. I am hardworking as well. I love crafting, reading, cooking/baking and hiking. I worry if my mood swings and tendency to overthink is too much to handle. I also have a sarcastic streak on a bad day. My MBTI is ENFJ and my favorite band is Alice in Chains.

I await your submissions!

[mangobitz]

Duke Nukem’s into grandpas

[joker00m]

Who up for duking their dude

Why the fuck did i Just now Discovered that People ship this shit

I love it anyways

[absolutelybatty]

My friend asked me an important question

[lunatic-pudge]

Henlo, it's me. My super cool fren from AO3 asked me if I'd ever write for Freak Fortress, and I figured I'd make a list of characters I'll write for. So here's the list! Movie Dude and Franklin will be written for soon, I promise. And, as usual, requests are always open! Will update the list as time goes on. And I'll see about making a masterlist and special tag for my stuff also. K, bye!

Team Fortress 2:

-All nine mercs

-Miss Pauling

-Merasmus

-Saxton Hale

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Freak Fortress:

-Painis Cupcake

-Ass Pancakes

-Christian Brutal Sniper

-Piss Cakehole

-Cakehole Piss

-Christian Pure Spy

-Tentaspy

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Postal:

-P1-P4 Dudes

-BD and Alt Dude

-Movie Dude (whenever I finally get to watching the movie)

-Corkscrew Dude (Shtopor?)

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Grand Theft Auto:

-Trevor Philips

-Michael De Santa

-Franklin (at some point I promise)

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Duke Nukem:

-Duke Nukem

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Will do SWF and NSFW stuff. Just nothing illegal or too weird please!

[analogtoonz]

DUKE4DUDE / DUDE4DUKE

-> Dude4Duke describes an individual who finds comfort or enjoyment in the ship of Duke Nukem x POSTAL Dude, or are alterhumans / fictionkin / alters of the two characters and are in a platonic, queerplatonic or romantic relationship.

id: a rectangular flag with 8 horizontal stripes. from top to bottom the stripes are coloured dark yellow, yellow, pastel yellow, grey, dark brown, brown, red and dark red. there is a slim black line below the grey line, separating the yellow and red colours. in the foreground, at the very centre, is yellow and black nuclear waste symbol /end id

(Inspired by Tumblr users @yummycrummy & @dudexdukeweklyy !!)

[demonir]

What I’ve learned from going thru the postal game tag for a few minutes

- people REALLY love long hair postal dude (I think that’s postal 1 dude?)

- there is one person out there who’s slamming out some incredibly well made fanart of postal dude x pyro tf2 which would have never occurred to me

- the overlap between tf2 fans and postal fans is quite bigger than I initially thought

- at least 70% of people are hoping that by next game postal dude has gay intercourse

- there are genuine honest to god postal dude x reader stuff out there and no I am not shaming any of you for this, I am genuinely impressed that you’d want a relationship with him of all people (I can’t say a lot because I DO have postal dude in my “hear me out” list of characters)

- people ship postal dude and duke nukem????? Honestly hilarious to me, do not stop

- postal fandom has very talented artists!!!!!

- now this might just be virtue of the platform we are in but by god everyone’s fucking gay or trans in the tag and I love it, I find it hilarious and highly intriguing when such problematic sources like that get eaten up by the lgbt community. What is it that we find so enticing about it? If you’d like to tell me what it is that you yourself like about it please do!

- postal dude is like a tumblr sexyman for people that watched happy tree friends as a child and haven’t been the same since

- some people like to draw one specific postal dude with roach antennae and I’m honestly obsessed

[shibalatte]

i got jumpscared by postal dude x duke nukem fanart and i hissed really loud and i think i woke up my father

[gooberschmoober]

Quick bio thing———————————————————I’m Flex!（╹◡╹)

He/him———————————————————DNI: Any NSFW account at all, Proshippers, SelfCest shippers (ex; any postal dude x any postal dude/other dude. Postal Doe/Dudette is more questionable since idk if she’s him or a separate version, but it’s thin ice ig), Frostkiss shippers (Blake x Red from lost on mt. Silver), people who simp for Pokémon of any kind

If you follow any of these and interact with me any way possible whether that being liking or commenting, YOU WILL BE BLOCK. (Especially if NSFW or proshipper)

If I am following you and you follow any of these, I likely didn’t notice and I’m most likely just following you cause you have nice art or something. Please alert me if I am and I will unfollow.———————————————————Main interest right now:

Any FPS game (Especially postal, tf2 or Duke nukem)

Hatred

AJJ

Creepypasta/Pokepasta

Marble Hornets

D&D

Pokémon ———————————————————That’s all for now, bye ( ◠‿◠ )

[larathefox]

proof that duke nukem is the ideal tumblr sexyman

[melonfacade]

i love when tumblr decides to randomly push a tag towards me. like i wasnt looking for any duke nukem x postal dude fanart but i appreciate it

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

To the following anon:

Your Boomer Shooter is…

Duke Nukem

If you love muscular men, there’s no man better than Duke Nukem. He didn’t spend hours training in the gym for nothing, sweetheart! And you’re scared of the dark too? Duke will protect you. Run into those big, strong arms of his so he can keep a gorgeous woman like you safe.

He can handle your timid temperament surprisingly well. The guy’s a bit of a meathead, but he still can be a ladies man. He will keep finding ways to break the ice or listen to when you need to tap out of a social situation. Duke will start to think a little less about himself and more about making you happy.

You have great taste in music! He shares your taste with metal/hard rock a lot. I can imagine him blaring Judas Priest on his motorcycle while you hold onto him during an exhilarating night drive.

Your Postal Dude is…

Movie Dude

He’s a bit awkward himself. But he has just the right amount of backbone to be assertive. He acts too fast to think in time. Your intelligence helps guide him to making better decisions. Dude thanks you for it, but words alone can’t do enough justice for how many times you’ve helped him out.

With you being in his life post-Bitch (the ex wife went bye bye), it’s beyond refreshing. You make him wear a smile on his face more again. He’s more expressive in being affectionate over you, especially by ravishing you in kisses. Life can still kick him when he’s down, but you’ve been there to help pull him up. And he wants to do the very same for you.

Definitely encourages you to keep up the good work with your art! There’s a drawing you sketched him on a sticky note that he keeps in his shirt pocket before leaving the house. It has a part of you to carry with him. He’s really bad at art, so he hopes you’ll accept a multi-color bracelet he found instead

[duckydemons]

dukedude shippers genuine question, which dude voice do you imagine the dude has for this one ship in particular?

is it.. Jon St John’s.. cause funny??

or is it like.. this type of thing???

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