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Medieval badge displaying three phalli bearing a crowned vulva in a procession, 1375-1450
#art#medieval#archeology#p#fav#sorry for posting this on xmas eve i just think these lil badges are funny and cute
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if you love Christmas but also want to be kind and inclusive toward people who don't, or simply don't celebrate, here's my #1 tip.
stop lying about Christmas.
if the only "holiday" your holiday party includes is Christmas, call it a Christmas party.
if your "holiday" fandom event only uses Santa and Christmas graphics and is centered around the date of Christmas, call it a Christmas event (that is, presumably, open to non Christmas-celebrating fans).
if your "holiday" fic recs only contain Christmas fic, call it a Christmas rec list.
#posts I created#happily I have only seen holiday fic recs this year that incude non xmas holidays :)#the most egregious one is every office 'holiday' party I've attended#or how my office once did a 'secret santa' event#and I noped out since I don't celebrate xmas#so they called it a 'white elephant' event instead and made involvement mandatory!#fandom#the war on christmas#war on christmas#inclusion#jumblr
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WIP of Xmas comic for My Deer Nanny 🎄📻🍎
#I usually leave the text out of these#but I think it works better as a TEASEr like this 😂#we’ll see if I finish for Xmas#if I don’t#whatever I’m still gonna post it later haha
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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#The continuing post Christmas adventures of horse and the baby#Xmas comix#Christmas 2024#Christmas time is the time for now
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christmas miracle.
early access + nsfw on patreon
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This comic was shamelessly inspired by tender by prettyunhinged on ao3. go ahead and leave the original author a comment and kudos if you haven't already!!
#so for the holiday season from xmas to the new years i prepared like three comics#this is one of them!!#the other two are bit too spicy to safely post onto tumblr so i'll settle for previews but here#some domestic ghostsoap to warm the heart#ghostsoap#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#cod mw2#giragi art
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MTV Christmas logo
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"Then for the next eleven years, I tried to work up the nerve to talk to you."
“Without success.”
“Without success. So, in a way, my name being drawn in the reaping was a real piece of luck.”
#the hunger games#everlark#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#katniss and peeta#thg fanart#thg katniss#thg peeta#thg#katniss x peeta#myart#rolls around on the floor why are they soooooo#i really hope this doesnt get buried under all the xmas posts haha#thg comic
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Ice skating
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Would I make a good Christmas gift this year ? ❤️🥺🎄
#mtf trans#trans#trans and proud#trans angel#trans are beautiful#trans are women#trans artist#trans beauty#trans dating#trans dick#christmas#xmas#my post#trans nsft#trans women are beautiful#beautiful#trans is valid#trans women are valid#trans women of color#trans women i love you#daddy k!nk#trans is so hot#trans women are hot#trans hrt#trans your gender#trans gainer#trans is divine#trans is sexy#trans stuff#thick and juicy
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esteban thank u for providing the seating plan 🙏
#i am at a xmas dinner and completely distractwd w the drama#dw my friends are too haha im not being rude#i needed this for my analysis#also i am happy 2 see the landoscar corner 😌#f1#formula 1#formula one#polite cat posts#esteban ocon#the grid#max verstappen#george russel#lando norris#oscar piastri#landoscar
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Happy holidays folks, please have this little (longest animatic I’ve ever made) something I’ve been cooking up for the last month. It was a fun little personal project and I’m pretty happy with it, so I hope you enjoy!
CW: comic style gore, implied violence, death, blood, and a bit of eldritch body horror. Canon typical scary activities.
Commissions and Tip Jar
#who up thinking about Arthur lester#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#arthur malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#Parker Yang#peter yang#parker malevolent#john malevolent#kayne malevolent#my art#fan art#animatic#Charlie dowd#oscar malevolent#I get to tag them ok they’re in there. a bit#Youtube#there are a couple messy parts but my app kept crashing so I did kinda. give up a bit BUT I’m still happy with it#also you guys get the first post after YouTube I’m too tired for insta or twitter right now#but I just wanted to get it up on Xmas
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D-16 just wishes they could've at least find a better tree but whatever makes Orion happy
Based from this poll. Pls I'm still laughing so hard at this 😭
#chara_55#hey it's still december so let me post one last xmas related XDD#I was eating by myself at a fast food scrolling thru Twt & I saw that poll#I started tweaking HAAHHFHFA#😭😭😭😭#transformers#transformers one#orion pax#d 16#elita 1#dpax#megop#opmeg#maccadam
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS from precinct 41!!!! They got hidden talent!!! Wish it stayed hidden!!! 🗣️‼️‼️🔥🎉🎉🎉
#mine#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#chester mclaine#jean vicquemare#FORGOT TO POST THIS YESTERDAYYYYYY </3 i wont be here for xmas so#also someone mentiones that this was a triple/quadruple failed drama check they were so real for that
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imagine ur tim drake, it's the anniversary of ur mother's funeral, christmas eve, and you're absolutely shitting ur pants bc you let your teammate feed you the crabcakes they made
you're absolutely going through it, and then u find out that doomsday (not the villain) is coming in the form of a meteor. u try to call batman and he's off planet. u call up nightwing's team and they're dealing with their own battle. there's nobody to help so you and your team go to fuckin,, fight an evil meteor. one of your friends is writing a will. you're all ready to die (you're ready to reunite with your mother).
and then fucking santa comes and waves hi and your team tries to tell him to watch out and then the evil meteor crashes into his sleigh and fucking explodes him and the reindeers in a glorious gory death
man. what are you doing next christmas eve.
#the fact that that issue starts with tim just. taking the biggest shit. not to be a child but its always gonna be funny#funnier if u accept the headcanon that he has a shellfish allergy#why did he have to eat the crabcakes tho 😭 not bart who could eat anything or kon who probably has a stomach of steel#maybe we can presume that bart doesnt like seafood since he doesnt like sushi due to raw fish?#anyways poor tim why'd they do u like that my man#guys im so bored at the family function#sorry for the oodles of yj xmas posting i just wanna reconsume holiday specials#tim drake#young justice#young justice 1998#yj98#batman#robin dc#christmas#janet drake#batfam#red robin#i like the idea that cissie is also shit at cooking
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A Heavenly Choir 🍄❄
#myart#super mario#fanart#christmas#xmas#holiday#toad#princess peach#mario#luigi#toadsworth#i forgot to post this on christmas because I am a dumbass
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