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doecrossing · 17 days ago
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Medieval badge displaying three phalli bearing a crowned vulva in a procession, 1375-1450
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dirigibleplumbing · 18 days ago
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if you love Christmas but also want to be kind and inclusive toward people who don't, or simply don't celebrate, here's my #1 tip.
stop lying about Christmas.
if the only "holiday" your holiday party includes is Christmas, call it a Christmas party.
if your "holiday" fandom event only uses Santa and Christmas graphics and is centered around the date of Christmas, call it a Christmas event (that is, presumably, open to non Christmas-celebrating fans).
if your "holiday" fic recs only contain Christmas fic, call it a Christmas rec list.
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notherpuppet · 17 days ago
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WIP of Xmas comic for My Deer Nanny 🎄📻🍎
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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theotherendcomics · 20 days ago
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bluegiragi · 1 year ago
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christmas miracle.
early access + nsfw on patreon
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This comic was shamelessly inspired by tender by prettyunhinged on ao3. go ahead and leave the original author a comment and kudos if you haven't already!!
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obsessedbyneon · 29 days ago
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MTV Christmas logo
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smallpapers · 1 year ago
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"Then for the next eleven years, I tried to work up the nerve to talk to you."
“Without success.”
“Without success. So, in a way, my name being drawn in the reaping was a real piece of luck.”
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mcraftdoodles · 1 month ago
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Ice skating
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pennymaykittensworld · 17 days ago
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Would I make a good Christmas gift this year ? ❤️🥺🎄
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polite--cat · 1 month ago
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esteban thank u for providing the seating plan 🙏
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samglyph · 15 days ago
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Happy holidays folks, please have this little (longest animatic I’ve ever made) something I’ve been cooking up for the last month. It was a fun little personal project and I’m pretty happy with it, so I hope you enjoy!
CW: comic style gore, implied violence, death, blood, and a bit of eldritch body horror. Canon typical scary activities.
Commissions and Tip Jar
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chara-55 · 11 days ago
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D-16 just wishes they could've at least find a better tree but whatever makes Orion happy
Based from this poll. Pls I'm still laughing so hard at this 😭
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14106 · 18 days ago
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS from precinct 41!!!! They got hidden talent!!! Wish it stayed hidden!!! 🗣️‼️‼️🔥🎉🎉🎉
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plutonicbees · 15 days ago
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imagine ur tim drake, it's the anniversary of ur mother's funeral, christmas eve, and you're absolutely shitting ur pants bc you let your teammate feed you the crabcakes they made
you're absolutely going through it, and then u find out that doomsday (not the villain) is coming in the form of a meteor. u try to call batman and he's off planet. u call up nightwing's team and they're dealing with their own battle. there's nobody to help so you and your team go to fuckin,, fight an evil meteor. one of your friends is writing a will. you're all ready to die (you're ready to reunite with your mother).
and then fucking santa comes and waves hi and your team tries to tell him to watch out and then the evil meteor crashes into his sleigh and fucking explodes him and the reindeers in a glorious gory death
man. what are you doing next christmas eve.
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cosmicleaffox · 14 days ago
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A Heavenly Choir 🍄❄
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