#post fresh from the muffin1 bakery

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Im going insane. Thank you india

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venom: you always take me to the finest places eddie: [INCOMPREHENSIBLE MUMBLING] thankfully marvel got the subtitles that arent auto generated <3

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10000000th last dance spoiler post

the codex being created by venom bringing eddie back to life but doing that making their separate lifeforces one single force. like hello?? you telling me they were married all along??? since v1?? you telling me their souls are bonded?????? the way i just sat there. SHOOK. venom was down baddddddd for him

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they really dont give any other reason as to how deadpool and wolverine survived something that would've 100% killed them except for "we held hands while listening to madonna" like the plot armor was literally power of homoerotic friendship. there was no "um actually" thats the only explanation we get.

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Insane post by the official sony pictures UK tiktok account. I wonder who voiced venom in this because that ain't tom hardy lol

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VENOM SYMBIOTE COVERED IN WHITE LIQUID [NOT CLICKBAIT]

what is this advertising 😭

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venom spoilers

eddie getting a tattoo of the codex symbol. to him its a symbol of his and venoms bond. their souls together as one. its right on his chest where he got stabbed, to commemorate when they bonded, like marriage

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HELP THE LAST ONE SJASKFJSK MRS CHEN?? DO YOU SHIP IT???

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obligatory gifs of whatever that promo ad was

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with minimal changes this is what i would've done (fix-it)

venom spoilers

before they dance, they tell mrs chen what they've been up to, and explaining to her about what the codex is. venom explains how their life forces are bonded, as one. she notes how romantic it is. eddie denies that it is romantic, but venom insists, saying its like marriage. he quips back with "well i dont see a ring" "i will take you ring shopping!" "with what money? you lost our last 20" venom insists he'll find the perfect ring, and that it will be priceless. the plot continues on as normal. they dance, they get taken away, and he lies in the cell, without venom. venom doesnt stop the bullet, the other symbiote knocks everyone out, and tells eddie to find his other. he manages to fight off two people trying to get back to his other.

the scene in the wreckage has actual emotional impact. he holds on to venom, and for a moment he can imagine that theyre not there, that each explosion and fire is just new years all over again. theres nothing to fear. theyve got each other and theyre safe. he tells him how much he loves him and asks for forgiveness, for not telling him sooner. venom shushes him and tells eddie im in your head, remember? i know everything about you. i also know what you feel in here and touches a tendril to his chest, to his heart. and thats when they kiss venom still goes through the plan. when he reaches for eddie, his tendrils touch his hand, wrapping around his finger, leaving a ring made out of themselves. it has the symbol of the codex, because their life forces are one. their souls bonded forever. he covers him to protect him, goodbye for now. and dies.

we fast forward as time passes, hes looking at the statue of liberty, he kisses the ring and talks to it, telling venom how much he loves and misses him. the camera angle shifts and the ring is gone and thats when the credits roll

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Venom calling him hot and sexy im going insane this movie is gonna kill me

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so tiktok has a venom text to speech now (remember folks, the difference between text to speech and AI voices is that one is stolen and the other is given out freely!)

shoutout to @venomfucked for recording the voice because i was region locked </3

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venom and eddie getting married in vegas so anne writes up the legally binding marriage document required for them since one isnt human and venom gets as many clergy people as possible to make it as legit and humanly possible so it all looks like the start of a bad joke. like "a lawyer, a priest, a rabbi, a imam, and a pujari walk in to a vegas suite" (the elvis impersonator is already there of course, hes the one who called the other guys)

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what is eddie saying after venom says "you always take me to the finest places" like mr tom hardy sir your accent is indecipherable to me. please enunciate i beg of you