#post fresh from the muffin1 bakery

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so like... for the last week and a half ive been editing the whole venom movie to have meme stuff. and as any movie it deserves a silly little trailer. (im not good at trailers)

before i finish it though, and this is like 3% of whats remaining- does anyone want to have their fanart* featured in it? just has to be sfw (or just censor it a bit) and credits will be there of course. put your watermark on it or have your credit in the credits. *does not have to be mpreg

if i dont get a bunch of people who want to participate then, well. no fancam scene ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ dm me for details or just post in replies or send me a messenger bird (until november 28th)

(dont share this outside of tumblr yet)

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Im going insane. Thank you india

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10000000th last dance spoiler post

the codex being created by venom bringing eddie back to life but doing that making their separate lifeforces one single force. like hello?? you telling me they were married all along??? since v1?? you telling me their souls are bonded?????? the way i just sat there. SHOOK. venom was down baddddddd for him

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venom: you always take me to the finest places eddie: [INCOMPREHENSIBLE MUMBLING] thankfully marvel got the subtitles that arent auto generated <3

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Insane post by the official sony pictures UK tiktok account. I wonder who voiced venom in this because that ain't tom hardy lol

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VENOM SYMBIOTE COVERED IN WHITE LIQUID [NOT CLICKBAIT]

what is this advertising 😭

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they really dont give any other reason as to how deadpool and wolverine survived something that would've 100% killed them except for "we held hands while listening to madonna" like the plot armor was literally power of homoerotic friendship. there was no "um actually" thats the only explanation we get.

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venom spoilers

eddie getting a tattoo of the codex symbol. to him its a symbol of his and venoms bond. their souls together as one. its right on his chest where he got stabbed, to commemorate when they bonded, like marriage

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HELP THE LAST ONE SJASKFJSK MRS CHEN?? DO YOU SHIP IT???

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obligatory gifs of whatever that promo ad was

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with minimal changes this is what i would've done (fix-it)

venom spoilers

before they dance, they tell mrs chen what they've been up to, and explaining to her about what the codex is. venom explains how their life forces are bonded, as one. she notes how romantic it is. eddie denies that it is romantic, but venom insists, saying its like marriage. he quips back with "well i dont see a ring" "i will take you ring shopping!" "with what money? you lost our last 20" venom insists he'll find the perfect ring, and that it will be priceless. the plot continues on as normal. they dance, they get taken away, and he lies in the cell, without venom. venom doesnt stop the bullet, the other symbiote knocks everyone out, and tells eddie to find his other. he manages to fight off two people trying to get back to his other.

the scene in the wreckage has actual emotional impact. he holds on to venom, and for a moment he can imagine that theyre not there, that each explosion and fire is just new years all over again. theres nothing to fear. theyve got each other and theyre safe. he tells him how much he loves him and asks for forgiveness, for not telling him sooner. venom shushes him and tells eddie im in your head, remember? i know everything about you. i also know what you feel in here and touches a tendril to his chest, to his heart. and thats when they kiss venom still goes through the plan. when he reaches for eddie, his tendrils touch his hand, wrapping around his finger, leaving a ring made out of themselves. it has the symbol of the codex, because their life forces are one. their souls bonded forever. he covers him to protect him, goodbye for now. and dies.

we fast forward as time passes, hes looking at the statue of liberty, he kisses the ring and talks to it, telling venom how much he loves and misses him. the camera angle shifts and the ring is gone and thats when the credits roll

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Venom calling him hot and sexy im going insane this movie is gonna kill me

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so tiktok has a venom text to speech now (remember folks, the difference between text to speech and AI voices is that one is stolen and the other is given out freely!)

shoutout to @venomfucked for recording the voice because i was region locked </3

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audio form the waze app where they have random interactions. clips curtsy of thevenomsite on twitter subs by me because i felt like it