#post fresh from the muffin1 bakery

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thank you official movie account

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Im going insane. Thank you india

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Gonna be funny as hell if they catch the shooter and everyone is applauding when he's shown publicly like for example when they transport him and the media have to like, lie and pretend people are applauding and cheering for his arrest while there are signs from the protestors in the background hailing him as a hero. And every single comment is gonna be "im cheering for him" or whatever.

Remember when the queen died and the whole football stadium was "If you hate the queen clap your hands?" Yeah like that.

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10000000th last dance spoiler post

the codex being created by venom bringing eddie back to life but doing that making their separate lifeforces one single force. like hello?? you telling me they were married all along??? since v1?? you telling me their souls are bonded?????? the way i just sat there. SHOOK. venom was down baddddddd for him

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venom: you always take me to the finest places eddie: [INCOMPREHENSIBLE MUMBLING] thankfully marvel got the subtitles that arent auto generated <3

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Insane post by the official sony pictures UK tiktok account. I wonder who voiced venom in this because that ain't tom hardy lol

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VENOM SYMBIOTE COVERED IN WHITE LIQUID [NOT CLICKBAIT]

what is this advertising 😭

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they really dont give any other reason as to how deadpool and wolverine survived something that would've 100% killed them except for "we held hands while listening to madonna" like the plot armor was literally power of homoerotic friendship. there was no "um actually" thats the only explanation we get.

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symbrock didnt even make it to top 100 ships and thats because the movie was a fucking LETDOWN TO THE SYMBROCK NATION. THEY SHOULD'VE KISSED. THEY SHOULD'VE HAD 4 HOUR TENTACLE SEX. A LOVE CONFESSION. MARRIED IN VEGAS. ANYTHING.

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venom spoilers

eddie getting a tattoo of the codex symbol. to him its a symbol of his and venoms bond. their souls together as one. its right on his chest where he got stabbed, to commemorate when they bonded, like marriage

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HELP THE LAST ONE SJASKFJSK MRS CHEN?? DO YOU SHIP IT???

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obligatory gifs of whatever that promo ad was

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with minimal changes this is what i would've done (fix-it)

venom spoilers

before they dance, they tell mrs chen what they've been up to, and explaining to her about what the codex is. venom explains how their life forces are bonded, as one. she notes how romantic it is. eddie denies that it is romantic, but venom insists, saying its like marriage. he quips back with "well i dont see a ring" "i will take you ring shopping!" "with what money? you lost our last 20" venom insists he'll find the perfect ring, and that it will be priceless. the plot continues on as normal. they dance, they get taken away, and he lies in the cell, without venom. venom doesnt stop the bullet, the other symbiote knocks everyone out, and tells eddie to find his other. he manages to fight off two people trying to get back to his other.

the scene in the wreckage has actual emotional impact. he holds on to venom, and for a moment he can imagine that theyre not there, that each explosion and fire is just new years all over again. theres nothing to fear. theyve got each other and theyre safe. he tells him how much he loves him and asks for forgiveness, for not telling him sooner. venom shushes him and tells eddie im in your head, remember? i know everything about you. i also know what you feel in here and touches a tendril to his chest, to his heart. and thats when they kiss venom still goes through the plan. when he reaches for eddie, his tendrils touch his hand, wrapping around his finger, leaving a ring made out of themselves. it has the symbol of the codex, because their life forces are one. their souls bonded forever. he covers him to protect him, goodbye for now. and dies.

we fast forward as time passes, hes looking at the statue of liberty, he kisses the ring and talks to it, telling venom how much he loves and misses him. the camera angle shifts and the ring is gone and thats when the credits roll

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Venom calling him hot and sexy im going insane this movie is gonna kill me