#post digger

[woodlnds]

Wasp-posting-wednesday!!

Ever heard a wasp tantrum before?

She (a great golden digger wasp, sphex ichneumoneus) was trying to dig a hole for her offspring, but the blades of dead grass were getting in her way. So while trying to grip and tear them out, she was buzzing and huffing which made it look as if she was having a tantrum. Pretty funny and cute. Turn up your volume to hear her squeak!

[corvusunnx]

i see venture and i start running around in circles so fast that it burns a hole in the carpet

[smoothriverrocksrock]

[gamingdreamland]

I think we all need more Boomerang in our lives :3

[rodolfoparras]

Thinking about Digger down on all four, ass in the air head buried in the pillow, with your big hands clamping down onto his fat ass cheeks, pressing down so hard you’re sure you’re leaving imprints on his skin, while painstakingly slowly pushing your cockhead past his puckered rim, watching the way his hole eagerly clenches down on your dick

Curses and complaints escape Digger lips with him telling you he can take it, no need to be gently with him, to just hurry up, please!

You know he absolutely hates this, always one to rush the prep, barley letting you slide a finger in to loosen the tight ring of muscles before he’s sinking down on your dick.

But you love taking your time with him, love to see how responsive he can be, love the grunts and groans that escape his lips as you slowly burry yourself deeper inside him, love the way he’s trying to buck his hips, ass turning red under your bruising grip, love the silence that falls over the room as you finally bottom out, thighs flush with his, sack practically kissing his ass.

But most importantly you love to hear the demanding tone bleed out of his voice, body visibly shaking under your touch while white knuckling the headboard.

“Want me to move?” You say with a smile on your face.

Digger’s voice sounds breathy and stained when he finally musters the strength to say“Please,”.

[cdpdoodler]

[sunny-and-the-flowers]

Another thing that I find very interesting about Boomer, it's how his self-esteem is low. This is how he reacted when he was under the influence of the fear toxin:

Also, it's so funny how he's so scared of peekaboo.🤣

Special mention to this one 🤣:

[finniestoncrane]

[timethehobo]

Love this dummy sm.

[gilverrwrites]

Can you write some more Captain boomerang, fluff head cannons I loved your last one, and really would love some more 🥺🥺🥺

Abso-friggin-loutly! Fluffy/domestic HCs P2 [P1 Here]

CWs: Jealousy, guilt tripping. None graphic mentions of unrination. Rating: General

On days off from work (I use the term work, lightly) he is such a lazy git. He’s lounging on your couch in nothing but his undies and socks, both of which are ridden with holes and thoroughly stained ‘but they’re still good tho, here, have a whiff of that’ drinking beer and watching mindless action films or guilty pleasure sit-coms. 

If you join him, he will happily spend the whole day there, unmoving until one of you has to eat or pee. 

I hope you like physical touch because he will not keep his hand off you the whole time either. Playing with your hair, stroking your skin, sneakily trying to tickle you in order to force you into a more provocative position. 

He also loves to be touched in return. Likes it when you trace your fingers over his tattoos, play with his hair. Scratch his scalp and he’ll start twitching his leg like a dog when you hit just the right spot. 

Use a pen to play dot-to-dot with his freckles and he’ll get the result tattooed permanently.

Absolutely hates doing chores, and will try just about any underhanded tactic to get out of them. 

Oh sorry, love, I forgot. I know you did ‘em yesterday, and the day before that, but I swear if you do them tonight we can do that thing you like. But you’re just soooo much better at it than I am, I always do it wrong.

No weaponised incompetence, I swear down if he fucks it up, it's because he genuinely is that dumb/has never been shown how to do it. 

Claims to be outdoorsy, but if you ever take him camping or hiking he will complain the whole time that his feet hurt (because he’s wearing inappropriate footwear) and there’s dirt on his (already filthy) coat. 

He would never admit it but he’s more reliant on his creature comforts than he lets on. 

Does, however, genuinely enjoy playing sports together, mainly footie or frisbee boomerangs. 

Can say some pretty nasty stuff during an argument. He will almost instantly regret it but is too stubborn to be the first one to apologise. Instead, he’ll do everything but say sorry until you say it first or you come to an unspoken agreement that you’ve both moved past it. 

I did the dishes, an’ I went down to that food place you like and bought back dinner. Come on babe, don’t be like that, you can’t stay mad at this face, I know ya’ can’t.

Is very much the petty jealous type, doesn’t mind you having friends/being close with people, but takes it as a personal insult when you compliment them.

Funniest person you know, I thought I was the funniest bloke you know, remember that time I made you laugh so hard your drink came out of yer nose?

I’ve got a shirt like that, you never say I look good in it. Yes, I did, I said… Oh, well I don’t remember that.

But when the shoe is on the other foot, he’s such a hypocrite, he loves it when you get jealous. Especially if he’s still stinging from his own envy, he will actively try to make you jealous. 

Loves kissing you, all the time. Got his arms wrapped around you while you’re trying to get stuff done, planting kisses up and down your neck, on any piece of skin he can reach. 

You’re not allowed to go to a different room without giving him a quick kiss before you go. Even if he isn’t in either of the rooms. 

Oi, I’ve got a bone to pick with you, you left the bedroom to get a drink and you didn’t kiss me on your way. You weren’t in the bedroom or the kitchen. Yeah, and?

He’ll take whatever kisses he can get but his favourite are the sloppy ones, tongue halfway down your throat, saliva leaking, noisy kisses. 

Brags about you constantly. Every criminal, law enforcement officer, cashier, random lady at the bus stop way more about you than they ever should. Stories are often accompanied by many candid photos of you, photos you would cringe to see if he ever revealed them to you. Man wonders why he’s so easy to find by the law, when everyone from here to Sydney knows what you look like, what you do for a living, your favourite places to eat etc. 

He also keeps polaroid pictures of you, they’re always either loose in his pockets (cause he never carries a wallet) or pinned to the wall of whatever prison cell he’s locked up in. Many of which he’s drawn on. Some doodles are pornographic but most hearts, stars, halos, and speech bubbles with illegible writing that’s supposed to say things like ‘I love you Digger’ or ‘Miss you every day’.

He doesn’t really know how to convey it but he really does cherish you.  

[selh0ve]

The bitch gonna cheat on his gf just to have a pool I swear.

[alan-without-the-an]

Diggers doodle dump!!

this was me trying to figure out how i liked to draw him, and simplifying his design a little so i could draw him quickly

(close-ups)

[kan-opener]

Boomerang canonically having a big [hon hon hon] is interesting in all but.. I’m going to need proof

Visual learner by the way

[idv-sunsxin3]

-> Reverse: 1999 Masterlist

List of my writings for my faves…. OOC once in a while, written for fun, self-indulgence, sillies, giggles and kicking feet moment. If links ever don’t work, just use my tags/lh

Dating Headcanons

Back in the 40s with you

Your Hands

Dating Headcanons

Dating Headcanons

His Birthday

3 AM Thoughts

Hubby Headcanons

Valentine's Day HCs

Car Ride

Dating Headcanons (coming soon)

Wife Material

X x Muffet (my moot’s oc) Headcanons

Dating Headcanons (coming soon)

More

Pavia, Horropedia, Diggers // Bites as Love Language

Pavia, Diggers // Car Ride

Horropedia, Diggers // Soulmate AU

Horropedia, Pavia, Diggers // "I Love You."

Pavia, Horropedia, Diggers // Turning into their Udimo

About my R:1999 OC, Philocalist

All the art stuff for my baby girl are in my main blog. <33

Horropedia x Philocalist Headcanons

How Horropedia and Philocalist met

Horrocalist // Stuck with You

[gamingdreamland]

He's too adorable :3

[eclecticwordblender]

thinking about this one time i was called a gold digger because i jokingly said that if a man bought me a helicopter after making a mistake i would forgive him because of the helicopter.

yes, i’m a gold digger. explains why i was dating an unemployed 21 y/o male with no generational wealth or status who never got me any gifts or took me out on dates, had no promising future prospects and with whom i voluntarily split all the bills.

(i had and also have tens of better romantic prospects in every single way by the way)

yeah that’s exactly how "gold diggers" are.