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Okay inspired by @thetruthisfictional post about Milex patterns. I thought I would share some observations I have made in my autistic pattern seeking brain.
I am only looking at the post EYCTE period to the present day, and not everything is in chronological order.
Louise
Louise started to appear around the same time Miles decided to move back to the UK permanently. Rather than Alex split with Taylor, there are rumours of him cheating on her with Louise, creating a reason for him to want to leave LA. It is also a convenient narrative because Miles and Taylor were friends, so the reason that Miles and Alex can’t be seen together is because Miles doesn’t like Louise because of what she did to his friend Taylor.
Which means Alex can come home to London, without it looking obvious that he is following Miles.
Plothole – the reason for his return is so Louise can split her time between London and Paris to pursue her ‘successful music career’. The truth has since emerged that Louise lives in Paris and Alex lives in London and Louise has no career to speak of.
Louise’s use of social media
A genuine social media account will post day to day happenings, even not every day. Shared songs, interesting meals, something work related. Louise’s posting only ever coincided with events happening around AM. Go and check her account sometime, see how much she posted around the summer of 2022 leading up to the release of The Car. Note also how she has posted every September 21 since 2021 which also coincides with the day she was officially announced in September 2018.
Songwriting
Since EYCTE Alex has not used one female pronoun in a romantic sense. Miles barely has either, nothing to the degree of the previous two albums.
Alex’s image
This is so carefully protected. Most recent photographs were taken several days or even weeks before. Alex is usually in his ‘costume’. One of the most questionable being the recent Eurostar ones. He was sitting there so obviously being ‘Alex Turner’ but the only people who recognise him are a couple of fans who happen to have professional equipment. I suspect there are all sorts of clever wizardry and facial recognition software going on in Meta that stops unfamiliar photos of Alex being published. Before you say ‘How can they do that?’ think about times you may have uploaded a song only for the sound to immediately disappear or you get a message with the list of territories it can’t be played in. This happens in seconds so the technology is there.
The train photos fitted a convenient narrative. Just after Alex was seen coming home from Paris, Louise is seen in the Caribbean with her family. We then get a recent of Alex in NY. Louise comes home from the Caribbean to Paris, but then makes sure to tell us she is going to NY, we then get the pap walk etc.
Why are we never allowed to see Alex walking along Bethnal Green High Street or in the pub with Miles? I think this is less to do with record company pressure and more to do with Alex wanting to keep his private life private.
Miles’ use of social media
Last year when AM were in the UK, I would notice that days Alex was on a break, we would hear nothing from Miles. You might get one official post about OMB that was clearly posted from his social media team. But stories would be empty.
Once Alex went to the US in late August, many a night we were treated to tipsy Miles chatting to the TV, or filming little Maxie getting up to mischief in the house. Soon as Alex came home it stopped.
Earlier this year Miles started the late night posting again and filming Maxie. Lo and behold a few days later we get pics of Alex in NY. Soon as he comes home, it stops again.
Another thing I have noticed. When Miles posts videos he always puts the photographer's name. But he occasionally only puts an 👀. These will always appear when Alex isn’t seen elsewhere.
There are probably many more but I will probably do a part 2.
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the last shadow puppets - everything you've come to expect: 2016 tour outfits — almost all clothes custom made by ray brown sources
#bands#tlsp#the last shadow puppets#alex turner#miles kane#eycte era#fashion#my content#honestly idk what to tag this im just so relieved it's done after 11 fucking months#a good portion of that time was spent not looking at the document to be fair but still#please click on the sources list btw i did mla citations ^-^for fun.#if anything's wrong or missing please let me knoww#i hope this. idk helps you identify what show a clip was from. which is my original intention with this#or appreciate how fucking many outfits they had during this goddamn tour#i know it's messy. i know. i could only gaf so much.#i felt so cringe adding my username in but just in case a slide gets posted somewhere else out of context (incredibly wildly unlikely)#i wanted people to know where to find the rest. in case they were interested. i dont know
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reminiscing whatever the hell was this and i'd like to point out a few excerpts (with timestamps) that still haunt me in my sleep:
the way miles gazes deeply into alex's eyes on 0:18 before their silly forehead rubbing......... absolutely platonic!
except for the quick glance at the guitar on 0:19, alex doesn't take his eyes off miles throughout the whole bit. for anything. at all. just watch it
alex being completely mesmerized by miles. and his response is to lick his lips on 0:36.
miles notices alex's undivided attention and of course he has to reward him by sliding his forehead up and down on his on 0:38. fucking insane response
miles gasping at the end of their guitar sex “thing” (on 0:48) and alex giggling in response. they're so intimate it makes me physically ill :)
please feel free to add more details that i haven't noticed/included here (or discuss the ones i have)!
#milex#alex turner#miles kane#the last shadow puppets#eycte era#2016#primavera sound tlsp#i want you (she's so heavy)#covers#this might've been posted here several times in every possible format known by machine but. it's one of my favourite milex moments#it's so absurdly intimate i fucking lose it every time i get it watch it again#mods and rockers#jules.rar
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Alex and Miles as Yin and Yang: a collection
Credit - all images from Pinterest
#technically t in the park is blue not black#but it’s so iconic I couldn’t not include it#so much happiness and joy in every photo even when they’re not smiling#they really do balance each other out perfectly#i'm 🤧🤧🤧#I’m sure there’s enough for a part two#tlsp#alex turner#miles kane#eycte era#taotu era#milex#my collection post
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🖤
#flinging myself out the window#HOW does he make a goatee so lethally attractive???#just. how#also the stubborn strands of hair that keep falling into his face 🫠#this particular period of tbhc where you can still see eycte era alex but sharper and snarkier and darker#UGHHHHHH 😩#he’s simply everything to me 💘#alex turner#arctic monkeys#tbhc era#my gifs#lulu posts
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theliverkick: Reunited with Alex Turner. It’s been a few years since we last saw each other, but some things never change. Great session and even better catch-up! Wishing Alex and the rest of the Arctic Monkeys all the best! (LA, 5/29/24)
#just here to post a slightly clearer download again#another recent!!#he looks so goofy here ajfjasef the hair!#and he's wearing the eycte tracksuit jacket!#what's he doing in LA now#alex turner#arctic monkeys#post car era#m
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yeah
#the way this isn’t even the first diary of a wimpy kid comparison post i’ve made on this godforsaken blog#soz that i was obsessed w this film in year 5 bc i wanted to be american 😭#ignore the shitty editing btw i refused to spend more than 10 mins on this#alex turner#arctic monkeys#tlsp#the last shadow puppets#miles kane#milex#eycte era#eycte#diary of a wimpy kid#rodrick heffley
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was it casual when we were both in the mob but you were betrothed to the boss's daughter? was it casual when we became lovers but we knew we could never openly be together if we stayed in the organization, so we planned to run away together? was it casual when we were found out, captured, and driven to a secluded beach to dig our own graves in the sand? was it casual when you kissed the boss as an act of defiance and his men immediately jumped you, so i ran to your rescue and we both got beaten up? was it casual when we were buried alive and left to drown as the sun went down and the tide came in? was it casual when the last words we ever said were to each other? was it casual when we woke up in the afterlife and a rain of rose petals came down as we tried to make sense of what happened, eventually realising we were dead? was it casual when we danced in a golden palace, finally free to be together? was it casual when it was all an attempt to extract the truth, approximately?
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I was in a rut after I came off the tour with the Shadow Puppets. I’ve been blue after tours before. You know it’s going to happen, but this was different. I couldn’t play the guitar. Completely forgot. I couldn’t sing. Not a note. It terrified me, actually. I don’t want anyone to get the tiny violins out, but, yeah, I was depressed.
- Miles Kane @ GQ magazine, 9/08/2018 X
#baby got the blues 🥺#but it's alright now#for her and for us too 💓#miles kane#post eycte depression
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WHEN are we going to discuss the insane lyrics in title track eycte. “hotel room holy bible, hotel room free love revival” im ?????? “free love” and “holy bible” being paired together sparks an image of love against the bible. and free love is all about love/sex not conforming to typical views of marriage, adultery, etc. and adultery (hi taylor) is against the bible. it’s not thaaaaat much of a stretch to assume that it might refer to other “free love against the bible” terms such as. homosexuality. sodomy. sorry
and. of course. paris. which, you know. france is pretty important to their relationship. off topic but don’t get me STARTED on shavambacu and france.
#i’ve made this post before but quite honestly it bares repeating#it’s impossible for me to listen to eycte without making this face > 😳😟😨#milex#lyric theories#call me matpat !
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Oh pinterest, you're so funny🤭🤗
#alex turner#arctic monkeys#eycte#miles kane#milex#my post#pinterest#the last shadow puppets#tlsp#picture
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alex twirling miles around ft. him changing the lyrics to random shit again @ union transfer, philadelphia (x)
#tlsp#alex turner#miles kane#milex#eycte era#union transfer#philadelphia pa usa#i wanted to add this to the post that person made first but u can't post videos in an rb 😭😭 sorry op im not swagjacking u i swear#now him saying im in a lighthouse..he was probably just being silly but the potential symbolism .#bands#Also him pointing reminded me of him doing the same thing during the dublin show pensive emoji
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“I’ll give you the ✨ D ✨” “I wish you would” “I wish you would, too” “Well, I'm giving it to you now”
#milex#alex turner#miles kane#the last shadow puppets#eycte era#2016#fillmore#this has been in my ssd forever and on my drafts since i've created this blog#not sure if it's been posted (in mp4 format) already. well it probably has. sorry for this but i just love this moment veeery much#one of the top 3 slutty alex moments#whatever miles says turns alex (on) into a full slut. it's so sweet#also i'm not sure if that's what miles really says at the end? my ears might be betraying me. who knows#jules.rar
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sometimes things are actual poetry
#like WHAT??????#i still can’t get over the fact this happened#i mean#both the intensely charged moment between them AND the coincidental symbolism of the lighting#insane#INSANITY#this should be the poster for the entire eycte tour tbh#every time i look at it my brain melts 🫠#i wish i knew who the photographer was because i want to send them an infinite number of flowers#milex#tlsp#the last shadow puppets#miles kane#alex turner#lulu posts
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“I’m a liar, I’m a cheat, a leech, a thief.”
#dailytlsplyrics#the last shadow puppets#tlsp#alex turner#miles kane#lyrics#used to be my girl#everything you've come to expect#eycte#tlsp2#lyric posting#lyric quotes
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