#posreni

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Let's say there is an average enough vampire, Gráinne, turned a fair few decades before the Cullen vs Volturi fiasco. The only particularly noteworthy feature is that she has a gift and has never encountered any life threatening danger by pure chance (with an obvious exception of getting chomped on by a vampire).

As a previously open-minded human, Gráinne has the unique gift of not being the only vampire to be unable to change mentally as we see in Twilight. She has the vampiric mind and memories but she is capable of mental growth in a similar way to a human instead of being frozen like other vampires.

What kind of impact do you think this would have on Gráinne? What kind of person do you think she would become? Do you think she would end up unable to relate to her fellow vampires?

Since you've given this character a name, as well as several details about this character, including specific personality traits, you know what I'm going to say next.

It sounds like you should... write the fic.

[therealvinelle]

As soon as I saw your metas I was like

Wow, it all makes sense now!

and I never stopped thinking that. I think of your (and Muffin's) metas like mathematics. It seems like that shouldn't be right, but it all works out.

Even though you should not be able to work out the area of a triangle by locating coordinates with an equation, it's possible. Even though Edward should not be an unhinged individual torn between eating and dating Bella, he is.

You are mathematics to me.

That's a very entertaining way to put it, my god. @thecarnivorousmuffinmeta, we're mathematicians! Of fandom heresy.

What a time to be alive.

[voidboyyy]

part 6 (HOLY FUCK THERE'S A PART 6????)

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[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

I have a crazy Twilight conspiracy theory.

What if vampires are the Great Filter? Stay with me for this one.

We know that humans have not openly contacted alien life in Twilight and likely have not at all. The most alien thing in Twilight are the vampires themselves. But before getting into that let's assume they are native to Earth.

We also know that Aro is the reason why modern humans are able to exist in Twilight. He orchestrated the facade that keeps vampires from decimating the human population.

Well, if this is so, without Aro there would be no humans. We don't see someone with the same vision as him in Twilight. Someone like him is exceptionally rare. In order for the Volturi to form two things needed to happpen.

1. Aro needed to have the idea. If not Aro then someone needed to have that idea or another one that would do the same thing.

2. Aro or his equivalent needed to succeed.

This was very statistically improbable. Chances are this would never happen, but it did.

Without Aro humanity would not exist as it does today and would likely not exist at all. If vampirism is naturally occurring here, what is to say it did not happen to alien life.

Knowing this, it becomes possible that aliens did not have an Aro or a Volturi. Without a Volturi they would have been overrun by vampires and gone extinct.

Vampires eventually stop working without fuel, fuel being blood, which leaves the haunting possibility of dozens, hundreds, even thousands of worlds inhabited by living statues that have all gone still. It's possible that going long enough without blood would eventually kill them, which might be better or worse. I'm not sure.

That is, however, assuming that vampires are natural. What if they are not?

Suddenly, vampires become a conspiracy, a plot to run humanity into extinction and of course, if it could happen to us it could happen to others.

What if vampires are pest control? A biological deterrent to prevent challangers on the galactic stage.

Or more sinisterly what if they are the end product? Perhaps Earth was seeded with life and vampires in order to produce vampires, and defied the natural order by continuing to survive.

Or perhaps Earth only has life because of vampires. What if the first vampire Was an alien?if this is the case then vampires are descendants of the only naturally occuring life and we formed because of bacteria or similar lifeforms that they brought to us.

The possibility that vampires exist wherever there is life, eventually consuming and destroying it is a shockingly likely one in Twilight. Aro of the Volturi may have saved not only humans, but the only chance for life on the galaxy if not universe with his crazy plan.

A beautiful, beautiful, conspiracy theory for the blog.

Twilight is Mass Effect everyone.

[therealvinelle]

I love seeing your content online! Your metas are fabulous. Your fics are fabulous. You are fabulous. Fabulous² for anything to do with you and TheCarnivorousMuffin.

That's so sweet of you to say, thank you!

Look, @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin, we're fabulous!

[voidboyyy]

Updates (Part 2.6)

Hey all!

(i should really name my followers, huh. give me some ideas!) (if you feel so inclined to)

Just wanted to give a little update.

Oh, fuck it. I'm giving a whole new intro.

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Hey there, dear follower! I'm Ghost, a content creator stuck in the inky void between the stars, posting on the endless dunes of the internet.

You might've known me as a couple different names before. When I first joined the internet, I was called Achilles. Then, I was called Cryptid, and after that, Eros. Even after that, people called me Icarus.

And then I changed.

A couple things blew up. I'm still not really sure what happened, or if I'll get better. Hopefully they will. I'm going to try and figure myself out. In fact, that's why I'm not online right now. I'm trying to take care of myself as my whole world suddenly changes and I adjust to new places, and I'll be back when things start settling down again. I'll bring you stories of my travels when I return, and might even pop out of nowhere from time to time to give little updates. I might get covered up in the dunes, and you might not be able to hear my little talks, but that's okay.

You might hear me call out to you by name from time to time. You can ignore these whispers in the wind, but maybe, just maybe, you'll follow those whispers, and find me. I'll be waiting for you.

Wishing you all the best,

- ghost 💜

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[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Pfft, I’ll take the praise.

As soon as I saw your metas I was like

Wow, it all makes sense now!

and I never stopped thinking that. I think of your (and Muffin's) metas like mathematics. It seems like that shouldn't be right, but it all works out.

Even though you should not be able to work out the area of a triangle by locating coordinates with an equation, it's possible. Even though Edward should not be an unhinged individual torn between eating and dating Bella, he is.

You are mathematics to me.

That's a very entertaining way to put it, my god. @thecarnivorousmuffinmeta, we're mathematicians! Of fandom heresy.

What a time to be alive.

[theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin]

Ooh, praise!

I love seeing your content online! Your metas are fabulous. Your fics are fabulous. You are fabulous. Fabulous² for anything to do with you and TheCarnivorousMuffin.

That's so sweet of you to say, thank you!

Look, @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin, we're fabulous!

[geezerwench]

Twi-maticians!

As soon as I saw your metas I was like

Wow, it all makes sense now!

and I never stopped thinking that. I think of your (and Muffin's) metas like mathematics. It seems like that shouldn't be right, but it all works out.

Even though you should not be able to work out the area of a triangle by locating coordinates with an equation, it's possible. Even though Edward should not be an unhinged individual torn between eating and dating Bella, he is.

You are mathematics to me.

That's a very entertaining way to put it, my god. @thecarnivorousmuffinmeta, we're mathematicians! Of fandom heresy.

What a time to be alive.