#portmanteau-bot

[morayofsunshine]

love jeffshirley love jeffrich love aro!jeff character studies love aro!jeff being trainwreck besties with britta jeffbritta is fine but i like em being besties more and jeffannie is such a stupid terrible waste of both their character arcs

[tucychenford]

I just typed "chenford" into the new meta ai nonsense thingy on instagram and this is the response it gave me:

Chenford is a popular ship name for the fictional couple Eleanor Chan and Peter Ford from the TV show "9-1-1: Lone Star". The name is a portmanteau of their last names, Chan and Ford. The show explores their romantic relationship and partnership as first responders in the 126 firehouse. The Chenford fandom enjoys shipping them due to their chemistry, trust, and support for each other.

So that's fun, lol. I watch 911 Lonestar... who the hell is Eleanor Chan and Peter Ford? It's one thing to mix up shows but this bot just created random characters out of thin air 🤣

[freethefigures]

Battle Damaged Bots

I love collecting a handful of various bad guy "army builder" figs to bulk up displays on my shelves and of course to use in photos.

I especially liked that the NECA Synja Patrol Bot comes with this damages head and neck piece, I had a lot of fun with it.

Then, I managed to break the arm off one of them, so I decided to use that as additional battle damage.

Check out more photos of these guys over in my website.

[impgall]

Underrated part of tumblr history was when everyone was hating on Butch Hartman and when someone would say "bitch fartman" portmanteau bot would comment "Bartman" without fail

[kuraijen]

Idk about anyone else, but im seeing a huge influx of bots that have usernames that sounds half convincing because they're weird portmanteaus of words or names that have the pattern "adjective+noun." I think it's been said before but the fact that names like that are used for bots is kind of worrisome since it takes away options for new users if they happen to want to pick that name out.

I know the bot influx is nothing new but the fact it never seems to stop is really annoying.

[msexcelfractal]

Portmanteau bot v3.601 weed + cannabis = wannabis

[mallowmaenad]

You’ve Unlocked Tumblr Chaos Challenge Mode ‼️

> Anon Hate now deals 50% more damage

> In order to gain followers you must now meet a benchmark on each new post in likes

> Creating a sideblog now causes you to lose 500 followers

> You can no longer scroll up on your dashboard

> The Dread Hunter will pursue you throughout the website, killing them grants you access to their exclusive Great Demon Razor weapon which has a flat damage output that is higher than most weapons whose damage scales with your attributes and guarantees an instant kill on a critical hit.

> Porn bots and Superwholocks are more likely to follow you

> Post investments have 20% less yield

> Every 3 months you will have to defend yourself against a callout post

> Failing to reblog a post demonstrating your support will cause 200x more reputation loss with the respective faction. (For example, failing to reblog “Reblog if you support gay rights!” will now cause -1,400 reputation loss with the homosexual faction.)

> Fishing scam ai in direct messages is significantly improved.

> Failure to follow terms of service now results in a permanent IP ban by Automattic

> Shock damage is 70% more effective against shields

> Crates drop less ammo

> Haiku bot and Portmanteau bot are less likely to appear

> Promanteau bot is now immune to the “Bitch Fartman” spell

> “Kung Pow Penis” spell now requires 100 Mana points even when using collaborative casting.

> “Mishapocalypse” event is reinstated and spawns waves of Nephilim Fanatics for the duration.

> Snoozing Tumblr Live now drains 10 Mana every minute for as long as you sustain the effect.

> Funny ads will now be more rare

> If your general Reputation goes too low, your chosen faction’s tumblr tags will be search banned and deemed sexually explicit.

> You can now only take levels in catgirl URLS starting at level 32

> “I Like Your Shoelaces” special move now has a smaller timing window for a perfect parry.

> The Block button can only be used 20 times. Additional uses can be earned by turning in items dropped from enemies defeated in public arguments on your dash at the bounty board.

> Having blogs with default icons now cause you to rapidly lose followers, reputation and vitae and will draw more aggro from mobs.

> Tumblr Premium users have 80% more health

> You can only make 15 original posts and 30 reblogs in one day, afterwards you can expend Raid Tokens dropped during Raid Bosses.

> When your post is reblogged, the original text can be edited by the reblogger.

> “Favorite Taste: Cock” reputation status effect now has an endless duration.

> Gun accuracy is reduced further while moving or using equipment without the necessary skill level.

> Tiktok reposts are more likely to appear.

> More infighting in Lesbian subfactions

> Your areas of effect are now indiscriminate

> “Reclaim a Slur” activity has a higher chance of failure

> Creating a gimmick account is now locked behind faction access (Autist class can bypass this if they have the correlating Special Interest perk)

> Chance for your nipples to present as female any time you post a picture of them

[ysolt]

Are you portmanteau bot?

no i'm violet

[atleastitsnotasbestos]

the spam bot with the worst name just followed me

this looks like a portmanteau of maga and anus and also like a typo in the name magnus

[vala-dreams]

I love you @portmanteau-bot

have you guys ever noticed how pretty the bi flag is???

Like, look at it

It looks like a sunset

just

#the sky is bi confirmed

[bitchinbiologist]

either there's something going on with Portmanteau-bot, or I've been blocked. Honestly don't know what's weirder lol

[daisukoth]

What happened to portmanteau bot.......

[rainbowsylvie]

Shoutout to the time portmanteau bot called someone a racist

[bukbot]

portmanteau-bot: The shape of a solid rock.

todaysbird: Shape of the chosen beast, though the moon.

portmanteau-bot: Piraten denn kein Rosa mögen?

todaysbird: Proper identification of the scapular ribs is to be healthy.

[put-the-sass-in-assassination]

portmanteau-bot, haiku-bot and tumblr text post bots in general: does their Thing

tumblr users: “omg haha this is like getting run over by a roomba!! lmao the equivalent of getting stabbed by a knife duct-taped to a roomba!! rofl this is the tumblr version of tripping over a roomba!!!! roombas amiright”

[vulpinesaint]

dad bot reblogged my post (not actually my post, but from me) and I think this is what true satisfaction feels like