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A Bohemian waxwing (Bombycilla garrulus) London, UK
by Paul Ellis
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A faint distress call ping leads to a MaintenanceBot in low-power mode in an abandoned outpost, but bringing the bot back online proves disastrous, in, 'Rude Awakening'
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A few from the loop trail - Quinault Rain Forest, WA.
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god, your worst warrior needs money
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maybe i didnt escape your maze because i like you. maybe i- oh fuck this is the exit right here? jesus christ. fuck. fuuuck i passed it like, eight times holy shit. yup. yup & im gonna come kill you now
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Stellaris wiki talking like my brain when I forget my meds 2 days in a row
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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I need to get a stamped version of my citizenship papers. It's imperative for me to have these papers to make sure I don't get deported. This costs $552 (cost can be seen online). Trying to get this ASAP so it doesnt affect my living situation or new job (part time that i just started yesterday aye!). Tarot readings are being offered and @scarsofbeauty is doing art commissions! please share to help an afro indigenous person and their family.
$537 left for citizenship papers to avoid deportation and keep my job. I need to at least have a receipt by next week to show to my job i have an offical version or I won't be able to work
ca: $kendyhoney (have ko-fi as well)
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you can’t jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like “haha wouldn’t it be hot if you…tried to launch internet explorer…but it wouldn’t load :D”
and then you’ll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going “mmngngnnghhhngn”
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i logged on to twitter.com and saw somebody say “plutonium is fictional because it doesnt exist in nature”. which, one, i dont think is entirely true, im fairly certain trace amounts of plutonium exist in natural uranium deposits, and two, that is such a frankly wonderfully incorrect definition of fictional and im deeply intrigued by the implications. concrete is fictional. polyester doesnt exist
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Dutch miku by ro-the-artist
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