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[mitsususu]

Happy Halloween! Haunted Houses, Trick-or-treating, costume parties, and candy! Below are my Top 5 Favorite stories:

“#halloween” (T, 2k) by englishghosts

After countless pictures of #tbt's of girls with sugar skull makeup and tons of “Welcome, October”, and so much orange his brain hurt, there was an ass. Bucky had to double check it was an ass, because he didn't think anyone would… but there it was, in all its glory, a nice round ass below a bony waist, and painted as a Jack O'Lantern. With glitter.

+ Modern AU. Bucky hires an artist to be his boyfriend so they can win the best decorated house competition. If the artist happens to be super cute, well that’s just a bonus

-☆-

“We Got a Loving’ Thing” (G, 6k) by MacksDramaticShenanigans

Steve’s trying to think of a good response that doesn’t make him sound pathetic in front of Brock when a flash of leather catches his eyes. His Sandy. The man is only a few feet away, and before Steve can think his actions through he’s striding towards the man and sliding an arm around his waist, pulling him into his side.

Sandy looks like he’s about to say something— probably ask who the hell Steve is and what he’s doing, which would blow the lid off of Steve’s lie. Brock doesn't need more to taunt him about.

So Steve does what any normal person would do. He pulls Sandy in by the waist and leans in to lay one on him.

+ Modern AU. Fake dating, Bucky in leather pants, and more making out than required 

-☆-

“Steve is a Fuckin Hot Ghost, Okay?” (NR, 7k) by itsmylifekay and WhatTheBodyGraspsNot

It’s that time of year again. Changing leaves. Hay rides. Haunted houses that scare Bucky so much that his friends have never been able to get him to set foot in one. It would be fine if it wasn’t a yearly tradition...being within arm’s reach of entering the house and then having Bucky wimp out at the last second. But this year is different. This year he’s going to prove to himself that he can do it, even if he’s doing it by himself. Or maybe, he realizes after nearly fainting from the new presence of one Steve Rogers behind him, he doesn’t necessarily have to be alone.

+ Modern AU. Bucky is having a Real Bad Time and Steve thinks he’s hilariously adorable

-☆-

“march of the pumpkins” (G, 2k) by silentwalrus

Halloween in Brooklyn, bog witch style.

+ Post WS. Magic Bucky and his sentient pumpkins. You’ll never look at seeds the same 

-☆-

"No Guts, No Glory” (NR, 4k) by pornographicrainbowlegs

“Bucky,” the man says after a moment.

“Bless you,” Steve responds.

“No,” the man laughs heartily. “Bucky, it’s my name.”

This meet cute follows Steve through his various pumpkins tragedies and meeting the cute pumpkin boy, Bucky.

+ Modern AU. Steve buys giant pumpkins and joins a pumpkin carving class

*More spooky stories in the Holiday Sampler, Ghosts, magic, and all three werewolf lists 

[ao3feed-winterhawk]

See A Man About A Dog

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2t4d7Gt

by pornographicrainbowlegs

Clint Barton is hiring. Enter James “Bucky” Buchanan Barnes, handyman extraordinaire. Or so he says... Clint is skeptical, but willing to be impressed.

Luke's is a good first date, isn't it? Especially if it ends in blowjobs and cold pizza, right? And being shot at is a good second date! .... Right?

Everything was going great until the mob arrived.

Words: 7337, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Hawkeye (Comics)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Clint Barton, Kate Bishop

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes & Clint Barton

Additional Tags: Alcohol, Canon-Typical Violence, Awkward Sexual Situations, Clint Barton & Kate Bishop Friendship, Fursuits, Action/Adventure, Bad Puns, Humor, Bro Bros, HOH!Clint

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2t4d7Gt

[ao3feed-hawkguy]

See A Man About A Dog

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2t4d7Gt

by pornographicrainbowlegs

Clint Barton is hiring. Enter James “Bucky” Buchanan Barnes, handyman extraordinaire. Or so he says... Clint is skeptical, but willing to be impressed.

Luke's is a good first date, isn't it? Especially if it ends in blowjobs and cold pizza, right? And being shot at is a good second date! .... Right?

Everything was going great until the mob arrived.

Words: 7337, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Hawkeye (Comics)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Clint Barton, Kate Bishop

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes & Clint Barton

Additional Tags: Alcohol, Canon-Typical Violence, Awkward Sexual Situations, Clint Barton & Kate Bishop Friendship, Fursuits, Action/Adventure, Bad Puns, Humor, Bro Bros, HOH!Clint

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2t4d7Gt

[kansaskissedlips]

I change my answer thanks to the lovely person who reminded me that demon!Dean and junkie!Sam was a thing: Serial killer demon Dean keeping Sam high and withering and needy for him. He'll slaughter demons just for Sam to feast on, but not too much because Sam's a better fuck when he's hungry for blood. Imagine the sounds Sam would make! and how desperate he would be because the only thing that would make this better? Orgasm denial.

YES.

[scilesreversebang]

artist: beardedwolfbabies prompt number: 51 art post: [x]

author: pornographicrainbowlegs  title: Copasetic pairings: Scott/Stiles  rating: R for Sexual Content word count: ~10,800 warnings: None

summary: Battle of the Bands - Beacon Hills can only have one alpha. A slice of life during the week leading up to the contest.

fic post: [x]

[kansaskissedlips]

Unf, Serial Killer Dean Winchester. Just him covered in blood...

EFF. YES.

[kansaskissedlips]

Shotgunning! Pretty much anything with Sam and weed is my favorite, but especially shotgunning =D He's all fumbly and adorable when he's high. Oh gosh and horny, too... Super horny and touch starved when he gets a hit or two in. Unf, horny high Sam is my favorite. That is all.

:))))))

Y ES SS

[kansaskissedlips]

All I want in life is Dean playing with girl!Sam's hair. Sam will ask him to put her hair in braids and pigtails and Dean with his badass image to protect will put up a fuss about it but ultimately will brush and comb Sam's hair into perfection. Just imagine the image - Dean all dressed in black, leather coat and boots sitting on the edge of the bed with Sam between his legs, playing with her hair. And that's when girl!Sam realizes she's got a hair pulling kink...

omg

[kansaskissedlips]

Dean shotgunning Sam. Sam's very clumsy with assorted paraphernalia - bongs, pipes, and home-made pieces are enough to cause him anxiety because he always chokes and ends up red and teary-eyed but not high. So one day Dean leans over and says, "Breathe in when I breathe out." He pulls Sam close like he's about to kiss him, which was only frightening until breathing in the smooth hit doesn't immediately make him choke. "Yeah?" Dean asks. "Yeah," Sam breathes, smoke curling out his nose.

OH FODDFLDF???

[kansaskissedlips]

I wouldn't say it was obvious that Sam was presumably in heaven while Dean made his deal. He was scared that he was too dirty for heaven due to the demon blood, even though he'd only ever tried to be good. He was also earmarked to be the Boy King of hell. I'm not saying it was right for Dean to take Sam's death away, but if Sam /was/ in hell, the apocalypse still could have started.

[kansaskissedlips]

To kind of spin off eosrose's point - Dean's done this before though with his demon deal. He wasn't ready to say goodbye then. This is not new behavior. (Although the difference is Sam /wanted/ to die this time, whereas he was killed when Dean's deal was made. Does that justify his actions...? Hard to say.)

[kansaskissedlips]

The brother punch from Born Under a Bad Sign kinda ... stumps me, too. Because didn't Dean just roll with it when Meg!Sam was hurting him? But the second Sam was himself again, Dean decks him...? Am I remembering that right...?

Yup, you’re right! 

It makes me scratch my head, for sure!

[kansaskissedlips]

John probably didn't let them go to haunted houses because monsters are real. But Dean wanted to go and he couldn't leave Sammy alone. Not after the Shtriga. So he drags Sam to the local haunted house that's actually really well done. Dean just has a good time, not really scared because he knows it isn't real. Sam, however, was terrified. Literally shaking and almost crying by the time they got to the other side. Dean doesn't regret it because a scared Sammy is a cuddly Sammy.

[kansaskissedlips]

Do you ever think about how Dean probably has called Sam "Princess Samantha" at least once growing up? And he probably made it a thing, especially with Sam's long hair. It probably gets forgotten in favor of a newer nickname, but it's always in the back of Dean's mind - Imagining Sammy dressed up in flowy skirts and tight tops and lacy underwear. And it's probably one of Dean's go-to fantasies when he's jerking it, like imagining how easy it would be to fuck Sam in a skirt.

Oh, my.

[kansaskissedlips]

All I want right now is Dean reaching under the table to tease Sam in some diner. And Sam wants Dean to stop, but any attempts he makes, Dean calls attention to their table. "Hey, sweetheart, can I get a refill please?" he'll call if Sam's hands even think of leaving the table top where Dean said to place them. Or "Doll, I'd love an extra order of fries," if Sam wiggles or scoots away. Sam's so hard and close, but so embarrassed, just too turned on to care right now.

DFLGJDKGJ YES

[kansaskissedlips]

Dean's always been Sam's hero. From the moment he cut up Sam's chicken nuggets on, Sam couldn't help thinking of Dean with a certain amount of hero worship that goes beyond the healthy range. He loves his brother. And he knows heroes save people. But Dean shouldn't have made the deal. He didn't deserve to be saved. Not by someone as perfect as Dean - not when there were so many people left that Dean could have saved instead.

GOSH.

;_;