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Butchers Be Like #porkeater #pig #swine #butcher #butchersbelike #meat #foodies #foodie #meateater https://www.instagram.com/p/B32sIcDhJXH/?igshid=1jvsptazcp0qw

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[cluelinary]

Toast to a wonderful weekend! 🍻🍽🐖 Fabulous German food in frame: 🐽 Pork Knuckle with Fries 🍖 Roasted Krakauer Sausage with Roasted Potatoes 🌿 Cream Spinach — — — — #porkknuckle #porky #germanfood #diestube #roastedpotatoes #krakauer #sausage #porksausage #porklover #porkeater #creamspinach #weekendvibes #weekendfood #foodie #cluelinary (at Die Stube)

[leahfab1]

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[kinokochouchou]

Why are we such porkeaters? I cant buy grined meat without pork in it. They put pork fat e v e r y w h e r e. I hate it it smells, but there are no beef grined meat at all!!!! And even non grined one is nasty and reeealy expencive! We used to be a jewish region! Why so much pork!!!!

[mognetfc]

The Ballad of Glybhwyn Porkeater

It was a bright and sunny day on the shores of Costa del Sol, and Caelestis “Cael” Tennyo was determined to make the most of it. She had a freshly-mixed drink in one hand, her favorite book in the other, and the rolanberry on top - eye candy. She watched as, off in the distance, her new beau Ganzorig shimmied and jumped his way up the towering Nimble Warrior course. Even from hundreds of fulms away she could see the sweat glistening on the Xaela man’s brow as he wiped it with exhaustion, on his chest as he heaved from the exertion, on his legs as he trampled on the hands of his competition... it was enough to-

splat

With a grimace she was pulled from her reverie by an unexpected present from a passing seagull on her leg. Inwardly cursing the feathered sky-demon, she cleaned up the mess and looked up to see Ganzorig waving from the top of the tower. ‘He’s so cute when he’s enervated,’ she swooned, turning back to her book.

A few minutes later, Cael was so deeply engrossed by the drama unfolding in the pages of her novel that she was startled by the sound of Ganzorig heavily flopping onto the beach chair next to her. He heaved as he held up two tickets to half-off brunch at the Flying Shark Cafe. “Hopefully this is worth all the splinters,” he grumbled in that endearing way of his. Cael excitedly took the coupons, stuck them into her novel as bookmarks, and congratulated her boo on a job well-done.

“You must be hungry after all that shimmying,” she whispered into his horn, “want to have dinner at the Missing Member?”

“I’m so hungry I could eat a boar,” he sighed in response.

Cael chuckled, “Not on Vylbrand you won’t!”

Ganzorig raised a silver eyebrow. “And why is that?” As a man born and raised on the Azim Steppe, La Noscea’s apparent obsession with seafood baffled him at times, and he wondered what sort of pork-discriminating law had been passed in the bloody history of the thassalocracy.

“Why, because of Glybhwyn Porkeater, of course!”

Bright yellow eyes blinked in bewilderment. “Come again?”

Cael chuckled and passed Ganzorig a bottle of rum. “Crack this open and I’ll tell ye the greatest story off the coast of Aldenard.”

Concerned about the sudden shift in Cael’s articulation, Ganzorig nevertheless did as he was told and took a deep swig of the liquor as the Midlander began her story.

“It all began many, many moons ago... Not sure how many, to be exact. There are varying reports; some say it was decades ago while some say it was as recently as this season. Anyways! There was a Roegadyn man named Glybhwyn.”

“Is that a real name?” Ganzorig asked, knowing it was far from the most important question to be raised here.

“Of course it is,” Cael responded, “the harder a Sea Wolf name is to spell and pronounce, the more legitimate it is.”

Shrugging in agreement, Ganzorig took another sip of his drink as Cael continued.

“Glybhwyn, like many Roegadyn men of his age, was a fisher. But unlike so many of his peers, Glybhwyn had no love for the taste of the fish caught in the sea. No, his true love was for the fish of the land... pork.”

Somewhat disturbed by the passionate tone with which she said that last word, the Xaela took another mouthful of his rum, desperate for the intoxicating effect to kick in but fearing it never would. Cael took no notice either way and continued on.

“However, because the haul of seafood was so plentiful, and the boars so dangerous and hard to hunt, most inns and taverns of La Noscea didn’t keep pork-based meals on the menu. So good ol’ Glybhwyn, he begins to go out and hunt his own meat, bringing the bounty to the tavernkeeps to cook up for him. But, as you know, Roegadyn men have quite an appetite, and before anyone realized it Glybhwyn had hunted all the boars on the island of Vylbrand to extinction. And that’s the story of Glybhwyn Porkeater!”

Gulping down the last draught of his drink, and disappointed at the lack of anything more than a slight buzz, Ganzorig threw the empty bottle farther down the coast where it was immediately inhabited by a family of hermit crabs. “Cael?”

“Yes, prickly-pie?”

“I think you’ve been out in the sun too long.”

[rudeboiselectah619]

Me & Rob Symeonn Live & Direct in Chula Vista CA 2015 💥🔫👌 #roots #porkeater #rastaman #SD

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