#poorni speaks ships

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Fandom rant but we have to agree there needs to be more boring couple rep. Screw 'interesting' couples! Screw ‘epic’ couples!

I want to see a couple doing a crossword puzzle together on a Friday night

I wanna see a couple feeding each other popcorn while watching a movie at home

A couple wearing pjs at 8 and staying in just to watch tv!

Boring couplessss >>>

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Jeia is what F*tzsimmons wishes it could be

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Sage & Priscilla as Amy & Rosa yeah I see the vision

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Bomika is SO Stelena coded to me

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Chenry-Formciotti parallels

-childhood best friends to lovers

-Charlotte and Donna are the only girls in their friend group for a while (until Piper and Jackie)

-the guy accidentally killed their best friend's pets (Henry killed Charlotte's goldfish Nemo/Eric killed Donna's cat Bonkers)

-Henry and Eric can be dumbasses at times, but always come through for Charlotte and Donna

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iCarly 🤝 That 70s Show

Having an amazing enemies to lovers ship (Seddie & Zenmasters) only for them to not only not end up together in the reboots of the og shows, but also have the rival ship (Creddie & Jelso) be endgame even though it makes no sense, timeline wise.

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And what if I say Raydenza is Netsy if they ended up together?

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Just thought of this but

Netsy as Jenate and Janate as Date yesss I see the vision

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Netsy + Forwood parallels

-Caroline and Nate get out of serious relationships prior to Tyler and Betsy

-their sex lives are highlighted in canon, but we also see that there is more to both pairings than lust

-Matt (who's like a brother to Ty & is Care's ex) and Jay (Nate's best friend & Betsy's brother) didn't approve initially but got over it (we don't talk about the "realization" scene)

-Betsy and Caroline were both 'mean girls' in the beginning while Nate and Tyler weren’t great with women at first

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Also realized this while typing but B*pa is clearly the new N*ia.

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What if I create Bomika-Stelena parallels, because trust me they exist.

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Making Palex-Seddie parallels because they're so similar to me

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Thinking, and honestly Neia gives Mattlena: on paper, it seems right and it’s what Leia and Elena needed at the time, but at the end of the day, it will always be Jay and Stefan for them.

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Let’s appreciate how Henry was ready to throw hands and become Kid Danger when he found out Bysh was picking on Charlotte likeeee

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Chenry headcanons (post-HD & in DF)

-Charlotte and Henry ended up getting even closer in Dystopia, to the point where literally everyone thinks they're dating

-they claim they're just friends, but they act all couple-y (going out on candlelit dinners, movie dates, yada yada)

-one night they end up having a drunken one night stand, like right before Return of the Kid

-but the morning after, it's super awkward and that's a part of the reason why Henry ignored Charlotte's calls

-it takes a while for Charlotte to forgive Henry, but he does eventually earn her forgiveness and they become a couple

-as I said before they have an one and off relationship all throughout DF, hence Henry having gfs that aren't Charlotte aka his rebounds

-it isn't a while after Ray retires that Chenry end up getting their shit together and get back together for good

-eventually (like maybe Christmas 2024) Henry ends up proposing to Charlotte, and she says yes

-they get married three months later aka two months later haha