#poor stephen

[popcorn-plots]

during some sort of culture night, Stephen is asked to demonstrate a popular dance from America.

Stephen pulls out the macarena and looks utterly ridiculous doing it.

(based on a true story from my French teacher lmao)

[fanartka]

Doctor Strange (1997) Uncanny Origins 12

Part 1

This explains a lot... 😔

[prettywitchiusaka]

Lines From Stephen x Clea Fanfics I May Never Write (Out of Context) Post 107:

(Wong is looking at Stephen, amused, concerning him.)

Stephen: What?

Wong: You’re smitten with her, aren’t you?

Stephen: What!? No...(He laughs, nervously.) What gave you that idea?

Wong: Cause you won’t stop talking about her. If you two were school children, you’d be pulling on her hair by now.

Stephen: No. No. Clea’s my friend and apprentice and that’s it. Okay? I mean just because I think she’s beautiful and smart and talented and sweet...(He realizes the further he goes on the more he’s incriminating himself so he stops.) You’re outta your mind!

(He picks up his drink and leaves, leaving Wong to chuckle while he takes a sip of his Screwdriver cocktail.)

[bobbie-robron]

If Donna thinks I’m gay then the whole village is gonna know by tomorrow. And here’s the funny part. They’ll all be sure that I’m gay but I still won’t know.

Robert calls out Andy’s behavior/comments from the previous episode (‘pathetic’). While Robert is all for keeping his comments about Stephen quiet, Ali isn’t as he fills Donna in about it all. Donna being Donna sees it as the reason as they didn’t get it on (not that she was beyond pushy and all). Stephen tells Jack that Wilf isn’t coming back, ‘he’s bought himself a caravan.’ Victoria being very particular about lunch to Robert’s dismay 😂. Donna, Robert and Stephen have a bad encounter over Andy’s comments. Stephen blasts Andy for stabbing him in the back, some friend he is. Katie blasts Andy for blabbing Stephen’s personal business to others, some friend. In the end, all Andy cares about is people thinking he’s gay by association. Gifs will be posted separately.

19-May-2003

[popcorn-plots]

@invye afterwards, Wong makes him soup

Alternative timeline where Stephen’s hands froze before he opened the portal

[youngvoidraven]

I'm never getting over the fact that mordo left Stephen alive just because he'd cause more trouble as a spirit than a...well human.

[random-lil-illing]

i had a vision,,, asexual dps fans what do we think

[screechingchaoscrusade]

Spider looking onto the fires of the burning forest (pretend one of the scientists is holding spiders hand and ushering him inside)

I haven't drawn in weeks, this was more of a warmup for me to get back into things.

I would think Neytiri had this utter hatred for spider after the humans came back 💔 she already disliked spider from the start lol

Kiri trying to make him feel better after it's very clear Neytiri doesn't like him.

A wip piece I do not think I will finish, I'm getting lazy and lazier by the day

[maaikeatthefullmoon]

*snort*

King: HE’S NOT MY FUCKING FRIEND!

Midnight Pals: Elon's Back

King: submitted for the approval of the Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king Koontz: oh steve! it's your friend! King: he's not my friend Koontz: but clive said- Barker: ah ha ha King: goddamn it clive!! now you've got everyone saying it!

Elon Musk: eyyyy stephano king wottsa matta for you Poe: steve can you please tell your friend to leave us alone King: he's not my friend! we're not even acquaintances! Musk: eyyy stephano king why you no lika da elon Musk: see, i giva you da check King: i don't want it! stop!

King: elon, maybe you shouldn't give verified checks to terrorists on twitter Musk: eyyyy why you calla it da twitter wottsamattaforyou, you deadnama da twitter! Musk: ya musta respecta de transition! Musk: eyyy you lika da joke? elon maka da joke Musk: da one joke Musk: elon only needa da one joke

King: elon, that's illegal Musk: eeeeey i identify assa da helicopter! King: you could go to jail Musk: eeeey you gotta da blue hair! whya you so a woka stephano king? King: for real, elon, you could get in trouble Musk: eeeeeey uh Musk: uh Musk: Musk: eeeeey i identify assa da helicopter!

Poe: look steve i know you like playing with your friend King: he's not my friend!!! Poe: but he's really kind of obnoxious King: he's not my friend! he just keeps showing up! Poe: you need to tell your friend that this is a private gathering King: he's not my King: goddamnit!!

Elon Musk: eyyyy now i tella da story Musk: here a picture offa da nazi frog King: that's not a story! King: that's just a meme! Musk: you no lika da memes??? issa good memes! Musk: eeeey stephano king i breaka you face!

Musk: you no lika da elon? eyyyyy i showa you all! Musk: i buya dissa campfire!! Musk: now itsa mine? Musk: [stomping on fire] now whosa laughing ey??? ey??? paisano!!! Poe: King: Barker: Lovecraft: Koontz: Musk: [stomping on fire] now whosa laughing???

Musk: [stomping on campfire] i owna da campfire!! letta datta sink in! King: elon! your pants are catching fire! Musk: [in flames] mama mia!! why da jewish media do thissa to me???

[reddje]

finn wolfhard is so over these little gay people

[p1zzaparty]

I always imagined Eddie having such shit luck when it came to crushes and romance, especially as a younger kid. He never had a healthy outlet to express those kinds of feelings and because of that hed become kind of stone-walley as a result. Even when he'd get older and people would now express that to him, he wouldn't know how to handle it like a normal person. Treating it more like a business transaction.

It's still kind of hard for him to express his romantic desires even if its not impossible, dudes just traumatized by the disproportionately harsh rejections he faced.

[incorrect-losers]

Stan: *Reprimanding the losers*

Mike: Yeah, okay, Dad

Stan: Mike…

Mike: Yeah?

Stan: Don’t ever call me Dad again

Stan: *Leaves*

Mike: How do you think he’d feel about Mom?

Eddie: Let me know when you’re going to do that, so I can run

[prettywitchiusaka]

Finally! Someone who acknowledges how incredibly easy it is to break into the Sanctum.

I’ve lost count of the number of people who’ve broken into the Sanctum too.

Captain Marvel (2023) #5

[prettywitchiusaka]

Not sure about anyone else, but I couldn’t help but feel sorry for Stephen while I was reading Epic Collection Volume 11.

First, he’s forced to emancipate himself from the Vishanti and most of the Godly entities he draws power from because he doesn’t want to fight their thousands year war (not that I blame him).

Then he nearly gets his life force stolen trying to save Rintrah from a demonic cult...only for Rintrah to stupidly sacrifice himself and end up mostly dead.

Then the plot of Infinity Crusade happens, and not only is he unable to resist The Goddess’s control over him, but both attempts he makes to try and gain power in an effort to thwart her results in him being told, “Nope! Sorry!”, and getting his memory wiped.

And he has to deal with some snot-nosed punk as his new apprentice.

Point I’m getting at here is that Stephen goes through a lot of lows during this section of the Sorcerer Supreme run.

[theosconfessions]

i swear at some point they were romantic..now theo tries to be spicy and dustins like LEMME GET THAT INHERITENCE BABE. <3 EVERY. TIME. scares the ever loving shit out of that man. i mean at least its keeping things fresh. but so does having a new baby with a certain ex bc of pre breakup decisions. coughs.

[i cannot wait to get into this shit]

[trashm0utheds]

honestly that Richie Tozier guy is lucky for someone like Eddie Kaspbrak to be laughing at his jokes like that guy is trying hard. sometimes, even the Losers cannot see what's hilarious with what he said, they're just annoyed cus he can't shut up.

Richie: *just finished making a joke*

Eddie: *laughs so hard, his cheeks are burning*

Stan, raises his brow: What's so funny about that?

Bev: I think we missed the joke.

Ben: Maybe Eddie can tell us.

Eddie, just awestruck and in love with Richie: Huh, what?

The Losers: *laugh at Eddie's face cus he's just adorable*

Mike: I think he doesn't even know.

Bill: He's just lost like us.

that Richie guy has gotten better. i mean, isn't he like a famous comedian or whatevaa