#poor rindou lmao

[mochimiyaas]

@softbajis

If they don’t animate Hakkai biting Rindou’s ass i will riot!!

I was to lazy to draw the rest of his legs lmao

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[softshuji]

*reads hals response* Sweet, we'll be rid of Zoots McGee in a bit. *looks back at Chifuyu*

See, there's the attitude I was waiting for. I literally can't talk about why I did what I did with him here, even though he's high as a kite. *gestures to Rindou* If you wanna have words, it's gotta wait.

-keisuke

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[xsleepinggoodx]

Heloooo! could you make some hcs on bonten? on mikey, ran, rin, sanzu, koko? separate? Thank youuu!

Hi queen I AM SO SORRY FOR DELAYING THIS! I had so much to do for school but here it is finally!!❤️Thank you so much for asking!

I love bonten sm like it really only had like at least 4 panels but damn it stole the whole show💀

I don’t know if you wanted me to have some nsfw or not so I just wrote fluff, if you want me to make an NSFW please let me know 🙏 I will have no problem with writing it.

Bonten X Reader

!She/her pronouns!

characters: Mikey, Ran, Rindou, Sanzu, and Kokonoi

WARNINS: drug abuse, E.D., murder, slight suggestive (for Ran obvi) angst, (Mikey :( )

Slight NSFW for Sanzu

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MANJIRO SANO (Mikey)

- I see a lot of writers writing bonten mikey as like heartless and completely cruel, especially to reader. I feel like he’d be stoic in public with you but behind closed doors, he’s on your lap, completely tender and soft with you.

- If you and him knew each other before, he begged you not to come with him when he was leaving before Takemitchi time-skipped, he wanted you to just forget about him and pretend he didn’t exist. But you just couldn’t. You were all he had. He couldn’t let you go. He’d miss you too much.

-if you guys met when he’s already in bonten, at first he’d be cold to you, like he’d be to anyone. But little by little he’d warm up to you.

-You’d probably be an executive there so he’d have you as his advisor instead of Takeomi. As you get closer to him, he’d definitely replace Sanzu with you. (Lmao poor sanzu)

-I just can’t picture Mikey sleeping around that much. Like he’d have a couple of women he slept with but he would be emotionally detached from anyone, well until he met you.

- has you always next to him in meetings, if you are sitting at a table, he’d have his hand on your thigh or holding your hand, it comforts him.

-When bonten is murdering hostages and Sanzu is laughing maniacally shooting them, Mikey prefers you to not attend those times, he specifically asked you to stay back. He doesn’t want you seeing those moments. However if you are there, he’d ask you to at least talk to him to distract himself from all the violence going on.

-Kisses your cheek and does small gestures that really flutters your 💜 . Even if it’s subtle, he just always wants to feel your warmth.

- He really appreciates you and values you more than anything. He’d spend times with you and suddenly he’s 15 again, hanging out with his friends. It makes him feel bittersweet. But you’re always there to comfort him.

- I feel like he takes heavy drugs. He’d completely go berserk and mass murder anyone he sees due to his dark impulses so he’d definitely use it all in drugs, he’d truly try to stop if you ask him though. (Poor guy😭)

- The more you guys would spend time together, the more he grew attached to you. Trying so hard not to fall in love, only failing when he sees small things you do that make him feel…something. He hasn’t felt anything for a long time.

-He loves you more than anything. He’d be super protective of you and always be by your side, only asking the same for him, and you’d gladly do it.

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RAN HAITANI

- Ran is always, always flirting with you, trying to get a reaction from you, especially if you’re the stoic type.

- He’d purposely glide his hands on your waist if he’s walking behind you, try to trip you and play the hero prince charming and catch you. It will always end up with you huffing and sticking your cute nose in air and he finds it so adorable.

- before you guys are a thing, he slept with a lot of women. Some even call him a womanizer. He’s famous in the brothel they own for sleeping with all the women. But he has his eyes on someone else~

- Always asking you bizarre questions that are unrelated to any topics you were talking about prior, just to annoy you. If you actually answer he’d be surprised and ask more.

- You two along with Rindou do hostage murders together (I seriously don’t know what rich mafia people do so sorry😭) he’s always whistle when he sees you taking the lead and getting the job done.

- if you two are dating, he’d sometimes just push you against a wall in the rich hallways and make out with you or like discretely tease you buy touching your lower back trying to get past you or playing with your hair, anything to get a reaction from you.

- Behind all the flirting from Ran, he’s actually really sweet.

-If you’re really busy with Bonten paper work, and you haven’t eaten yet, he’ll immediately buy you lunch. He knows what you like, what you don’t, what to take out, etc. HE KNOWS IT ALL.

-He’s very observant himself and takes note of everything you talk about, say you were talking about a book you wanted to Koko or Rindou, he’d listen and he’d buy it. Presenting it to you a day later.

-He’s a hopeless romantic at heart so he’ll be very romantic with you. Loves so much, he’d didn’t even realize it until Rindou pointed it out.

- He’s so silly.

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RINDOU HAITANI

- Rindou is less flirtatious with you and more salty.

- I honestly imagine he has a similar personality as Tsukkishima from Haikyuu. He likes to mock and poke fun at you, his own way of getting reactions from you.

- Although under all this, he’s sweet and nice with you. He’d buy you things you didn’t even ask for, refusing to take it back.

-I honestly think that even though he’s rich-rich and you’d think he’d want a materialistic girlfriend, he actually prefers someone who’s more humble than he is. Someone who doesn’t care about that stuff. And that was really hard to find until he met you.

-He definitely has his fair share of experience ifykyk. But he doesn’t do that anymore now that he has you. He’s even willing to wait for you if you don’t want to do it yet.

-Very laid back, of. He has his mean moments with others but like Mikey he’s wrapped around your finger the more he gets to know you.

-he feels foolish from his own self when he hears you talking about your innocent, priceless dreams. He thinks about how good it is that he hears another perspective on life. Especially from you.

-He’s has more intuition than Ran so he can catch your mood in an instant.

- he’s a huge listener so he’ll listen with no problem if you’re talkative. He LOVES your voice and can hear you talk all day.

-He knows everything you like, even if you guys weren’t dating, I’d imagine he’d know what you like even before hand what you like.

-You two would have a haters to lovers kind of relationship. But he’d fall first❤️

-He’s very loving to you.

-Honestly one of my favorite characters from TR

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SANZU HARUCHIYO

- crazy mf.

-But I love him and he’s highly misunderstood.

-Realistically, he’s a very bipolar guy, like it’d take a while for him to finally warm up to you since he idolizes and worships Mikey. But you’d definitely be his favorite the more he hangs out with you.

- He is very protective of you. Anyone who crossed you, consider them dead. He will make sure of that.

- He always puts a facade that he doesn’t care about you, but little by little that mask breaks. He would not verbally show his liking towards you but his facial features very much tells you how he feels about you.

-he worships the ground you step on. As he thinks Mikey is a king. You’re his queen and he’s willing to do whatever it takes to satisfy you.

- If he sees you talking to a man that’s not bonten executives, he immediately stands next to you and removes you from the conversation, saying a lie like “we have something to do”

-when you’d ask him why he did that he just leave you with, “you’re not allowed” with no reasoning at all.

-He does very tiny things to show his feelings for you but as I said, he’s very difficult to love someone that isn’t Mikey (NO SHIP TRUST ME, tjsi is just from the manga since Sanzu refers to Mikey as a king.)

-I feel like he has very crazy thoughts, like his mind is a prison from how much he went through. (Like come on, watching his big brother figure drown himself and then watching the same thing happening to Mikey? So traumatic, on top of that Takeomi is so unfair to him. :()

- As we see from the manga, he takes a lot of drugs to make him forget and get high. He tries to chase the same feeling, but then he finds you so basically, you’re his new drug.

-Sex is another drug to him, he still does it when you’re around but lately, he’s been imagining you while fing another prostitute from the brothels. Searching for your same features and having the poor girl, ass up as he pounds her from behind. Thinking of you. Take that as you will.

- he’s severely touched starved and he doesn’t he know it, so when he realizes he falls for you, he wants your comfort but is too prideful to say so. He suffers alone where all he wants is to be in your arms :(

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KOKONOI HAJIME

- Kokonoi buys things for you, things that you didn’t even ask for. He’s like a mom. He buys dresses and clothes for you and wants you to try them on, giving him a little fashion show. Any dress that you both don’t like gets returned.

- I honestly picture him with a girl who is very priceless. Like opposites attract he’s materialistic and you’re more cheap or not attracted to what money gives you. I feel like that type of person would help him break this obsessive thought about wanting money.

- you helped him get over Akane. So now he’s obsessed over you. Not so much as Sanzu but he just likes to be in your presence.

- Kokos type of girl is someone who is witty, intelligent, and cunning. He can’t stand bimbo girls. He also needs someone who’s sweet. He has a habit of overworking himself, he needs someone to burden his burdens with him.

- He buys you things even if you refuse. He has this need to spoil you, especially if you grew up with the bare minimum or below.

- He would say he doesn’t think of you as a love but does things that literally mean more than friends. He can’t help it.

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That’s all for now, let me know if you want the rest of the bonten members.

And again I AM SO SORRY RESPONDING SO LATE. I was so caught up in school!

I’d HIGHLY recommend checking out Meraki_Unwritten on Wattpad. Her stories are so SO GOOD lIKE I HAVE A CORE MEMORY READING HER STORIES IN SUMMER OF 2023. Please check her out! This is important because I’m going on Rindou’s personality based off her book “Dollface” a RINDOU X READER book! she has a Mikey one, Sanzu, Ran, Rindou. They are all finished, the Mikey one is on the road to finishing! She had a Kakucho and Izana one but it’s unfortunately discontinued since she’s graduating college, But I am happy for her! She’s such a good writer and her books will make you happy, sad, etc. SHE IS SUCH A GOOD WRITER AND IM HER BIGGEST FAN. IF SHE HAS ZERO FANS, IM DEAD!

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

I love Rindou slurping the lychee and kakucho is biting like a shark the poor cherry, they are super cute and funny.

They definitely are!!! Kakucho is definitely having a bit of trouble over there lmao

[haitaniapologist]

THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT ( haitani rindou x reader )

╰┈➤ he's insufferable, but he's yours.

pairings — haitani rindou x fem!reader.

warnings — fluff fluff fluff. no other warnings. no proofread lmao

word count — 1.3k

notes — this is for @softbajis (bc it's her birthday!!!) so it's very self indulgent but for her. anyways i hope everyone will enjoy nonetheless. also hal knows how much i love her, but let me say this here again: i wouldn't mind being killed in the 13th century if that meant i'd be able to call you my best friend for all of our lives, haleema. happy birthday!

sometimes he couldn’t understand how he was so lucky. 

haitani rindou has helped his brother kill a guy when he was in the tender age of thirteen, helped him raise an empire while being a teenager, saw and even helped with the planning of disgraceful acts while being in tenjiku. he was sure no god would ever look at him with good eyes, never expecting good things to happen in his life — he didn’t deserve them. rindou was a monster in disguise, using a beautiful face to lure both men and women alike to their downfall. 

but when he met you, he wished he had been a little more good so he would be able to call you his. 

you used to be under shuji’s wing and that used to make his blood burn with nothing but pure and raw hatred, a feeling that rindou wasn’t supposed to feel as one of bonten’s executives. he was supposed to be calm, collected and to think before doing anything else — but he couldn’t help but to feel those irrational feelings whenever he saw you laughing too excitedly to any of hanma’s poor excuse of jokes. 

and the worst part was that he thought you weren’t interested in him, that hanma occupied your whole world and blinded you to any other person trying to reach you. but nobody was there to tell him otherwise, and it seemed as if his fellow executive didn’t want to share you with anyone else, so he swallowed his pride and accepted defeat in a battle he didn’t even enter. 

but despite his acceptance of defeat, he still had one soldier fighting: haitani ran would never accept seeing his little brother looking so crestfallen, as if he was a puppy and you had kicked him when he tried to approach. rindou never tried, actually, and that was the truth — he didn’t even try to do something, the voices in his head too loud and blinded him to see how your face would lighten up whenever his purple mullet appeared in the room, or how your eyes would always find his figure even thought you were laughing at one of shuji’s jokes.

ran didn’t raise rindou to be a coward. 

sharing his first conversation with you, ran discovered the depth of your feelings towards his younger brother and how you and shuji were only best friends. you both had gone through things nobody could think of, staying at each other’s side through thick and thin, and ran could now understand why you always felt so comfortable around hanma’s company and why you worked for him in such a dangerous organization. 

but the story of how you became rindou’s woman was embarrassing, at least to him, but endearing at the same time — he would never forget how you patched him up after a failed mission, or the glint of worry in your eyes when he winced and gasped when you put pressure on his gun’s injuries. he was supposed to be protecting you, being appointed by mikey as your “bodyguard” due to the death threats you were receiving from bonten’s enemies, and not making you worry. he felt like a little kid watching as how your eyes teared up, hands aching to hold your face and whisper how much it pained him to see the woman he loved crying for him. 

but he couldn’t. you had become his best friend in the weeks he spent protecting you, and he couldn’t ruin the purest thing he had in his life. every relationship he had was tainted with guns, drugs or meaningless accords, but not you — you and rindou had grown closer without any second intentions, just the raw need of having someone to make you laugh and forget about the world’s problems for a little while. and he couldn’t ruin that with useless feelings, feelings that would make him weak and prone to do reckless things just to see a smile on your face. 

“i love you.” you whispered when you were finished, body between his legs and hands resting on his shoulders. “stop hurting yourself, rin. if not for your well-being, then for mine.” 

too stunned to speak, he watched as you continued. “it doesn’t matter if you don’t feel the same, i doubt you ever will. but stop this ache on my chest whenever you are away, and promise me you’ll stay out of harm’s way.” you poured such vulnerable words as if they were nothing, and rindou felt drawn to them — he wasn’t used to being vulnerable, his own vulnerability repulsing him to the point of throwing up, but yours was beautiful. the way your eyes shone with tears glossing them, the way your words pierced his heart but at the same time healed the wounds. 

the words failed him but, before you could get away from his presence and probably ask mikey to change your bodyguard, he brought your body closer to his, lips ghosting your own — he was afraid to kiss you, afraid that the feeling of his lips on yours would make you wake up and noticed that, somehow, your feelings weren’t true and you were truly in love with hanma. but you only pressed them hard against his, and he could feel the taste of your strawberry chapstick and tears on your lips. 

from now on, you two became inseparable. and he couldn’t believe how lucky he was, how good life was being to him. whenever you smiled at him, or kissed him goodbye before he left for a mission, or said how handsome and how much you loved him during random times of the times, he was afraid it would be the last time and lady destiny was going to notice how good he was being to such a scarred man. 

however, you proved him wrong, staying at his side through everything, even though he was being stubborn and said hurtful things for you. but he tried to be better for you every day, tried to control his tongue and be a better human being — and he noticed how his influence changed you, too, making you more relaxed and ready to experience new things without the fear of being judged. you were already perfect without him, an angel in disguise, but he loved to see how bolder you became after dating him. 

there was nothing more arousing than to see you bite back whenever one of the guys tried to tease you. 

“what are you thinking, rin-rin?” you asked, head resting on his bare shoulder and fingers tracing with the most delicacy his bonten tattoo. you noticed how quiet he became while listening to the things you did with your friends for your birthday. you giggled when he playfully rolled his eyes at the silly nickname you gave him before you two were dating, nuzzling your face on his skin. 

“just how lucky i am.” he decided not to lie, as he wanted you to be sure how much he loved you. he wasn’t the best with words and actions, like ran was, and sometimes he was afraid that you didn’t know how important you were to him. “how lucky i am to have you in life.”

you giggled once more, and rindou knew your cheeks were red because of his words. “you’re the best birthday gift i ever had, you know it, right?” ran had joked that rindou should’ve put a ribbon on his hair and give himself as your birthday gift, instead of the brazilian amethyst nickname he gave you — something you were eyeing for some time now, and he bought it before you could say how beautiful he was before the second time. 

“i thought it was the necklace i gave you.” he joked and snorted when you playfully hit his chest and pouted. “you said it this morning!” 

“you’re insufferable.” you tried to turn around on his hold, but rindou held you even tighter, arms around your waist to keep exactly where you were. 

“but you love me for it.” 

“.... yes.”

[broshot]

head.

you give him head!! gender neutral reader, all characters are of age

contains MANY characters (some are mentioned multiple times) so most likely got the one you're looking for, if not let me know and I'll add

nsfw under the cut

he would moan and whimper when getting head. would absolutely lose it when you first wrap your lips around the tip of his dick, almost cums then and there. whimpering nonstop from the moment you first touch his dick to the moment he cums. and even after that. like, I'm sorry but he's so touch deprived and since that area is so sensitive he'd just lose it :( poor boy, please give him lots of head!

levi, kazutora, reki, kageyama, scaramouche, aki, angry (souya), chifuyu, megumi, sugawara, armin, shinichiro, mikey, tsukishima,

would love receiving head so much he'd beg for it daily LMAOOO you're just too good at it. he'd place his hand on the back of your head and help you take all of him, will get to set the speed to his liking aswell. won't cum in your mouth unless you want to, loves releasing on your face and chest. remember to close your eyes when he's about to cum!!

ran haitani, kuroo, scaramouche, gojo, hanma, baji, jean, joe, oikawa, bokuto, atsumu,

likes giving head more than receiving it but he'd still love when you give him head. is a bit shy when getting (and giving) head. will moan for sure and probably thrust his hips upwards. you'll know when he's about to cum when his moans get louder and more breathy, will also tell you that he's about to cum. wants to give you head after this.

albedo, yuuji, langa, yamaguchi, asahi azumane, inumaki,

he loves receiving head just as much as giving it. will leak so much precum that it'll drip down your chin, moans and will definetely praise you too. he'd let out soft laugh and a breathy moan before saying something along these lines: "you're doing so good" "your mouth feels amazing" "you look so good like this". would also ask if he can give you head after you finish giving him head.

ITTO, tanaka, nishinoya, hinata, eren, denji, bokuto, rindou, kazuha,

"are you feeling okay? is it too much? we can take a break if you need to. tell me if it gets too much to handle, I know I'm pretty big." he repeats these sentences SO MUCH. just wants to make sure you're okay and it's not too much :( he's a big dick guy, obviously, and he knows it. he knows it can be hard to handle so he wants to make sure you can handle it. will caress your cheek when you suck him. he loves seeing you with his dick in your mouth btw!

nanami, draken, daichi, erwin, aki, geto, mitsuya, osamu, zhongli, xiao, cherry (sk8), kuroo,

he's in control the whole time. will degrade you, in a way that's not sexy at all. forces you to take it all in your mouth, will have his hand on the back of your head so he can push you down whenever he wants to. and trust me, he WILL cum into your mouth. has a big dick so good luck to you. your jaw will hurt after this. probs little to no aftercare. personally, I would never suck these guys off but you do you! (maybe I'm just a hater)

sukuna, toji, taiju, mahito,

softer version of the above. will give good aftercare, won't cum in your mouth if you don't want him to. will most likely degrade you but also praise you. lets you set the speed unless you want him to, he'll be glad to do so. will moan.

sanzu, happy (nahoya), hanma, atsumu (?), tartaglia/childe,

spoiler alert, I don't play genshin LMAO Idk if they're accurate, Idk if any of these are accurate but I hope you enjoyed reading these anyway

MASTERLIST

[littledarlingbunbun]

Lmao Poor Rindou

Tokyo Revengers Headcanons

Crack Edition: Moody GF On Her Period

Requested!

A/N - I hope 4 headcanons was enough! Feel free to request again! PSA this is my first headcanon so bare with me

Credits! The dividers were made by @benkeibear if you’re ever in need of any borders or dividers :)

𝙈𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙮 𝙎𝙖𝙣𝙤

This man will do everything in his power to NOT piss you off

For someone as dangerous and terrifying as he is

Hearing the slam of the front door has his knees buckling

The house being a mess was a constant argument with you two and the last thing he needs is the demon coming out of you

The house is spotless

Laundry folded and put away

Breakfast, lunch & dinner made to perfection just for you

You have this man feeling pressure from the moment he wakes up when he hears you groan in pain from your cramps

He’s scrubbing the counter tops one morning focused on cleaning when he turns around and flinches so hard he slips once he sees you

“Why’d you fall?”

“Floors looked dirty, needed to clean ‘em…”

𝙈𝙞𝙩𝙨𝙪𝙮𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙠𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞

Mans has your period symptoms and remedies down to a T

Your cravings are no joke

Hangry AF

24/7

No breaks in between at all

All of Toman fears your time of the month and they only know it’s time when they see Mitsuya carrying a bag of snacks with him

While he’s in his meetings you have the bag to yourself

But when everyone is conversing and you catch Smiley joking around with you and you don’t find it funny at all

That boy swore he saw his last day

That is until Mitsuya comes by and hands you a bag of your favorite chips

Anger diminished

Crisis averted

Smiley can live to see another day

You turn to look for another snack when you see a pack of cookies waiting for you on the steps of the shrine

Then a few more steps and you see a drink

And then more snacks

And more

What you’ll think of as a treasure hunt to find all of your snacks is actually Mitsuya leaving a bunch of snacks for you to distract you

All of Toman is in his debt for this

𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙢𝙖 𝙎𝙝𝙪𝙟𝙞

He actually likes your cranky side

Mainly because he actually doesn’t bother you and it’s everyone else that has to watch out for you

You’re fairly okay when it comes to your period

You can do things and move around, so that didn’t stop you from asking Hanma to go to the farmers market with you

You make it through the entire trip without flipping out on anyone

That is until Hanma is paying for the groceries and items you two found when he hears a loud thump and a groan come from behind him

He turns to see you beating a grown man with a single pineapple

Where you found another he doesn’t know because the one you picked out was in his bag

He just watches you destroy the pineapple against the defenseless man because man, it was a sight to see

He only picks you up once he hears the man make a sexist comment

Hanma saw your eyes dart to the broom display a few feet away and he could only imagine what you were planning to do with those

𝙍𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙞

Ran is probably the worst one to be around on your period

He thinks everything is just so funny

You’re overly emotional? He laughs

Because “Why are you crying at the chef boyardee commercial?”

“He found his way back home! He was left behind!”

He finds you most amusing when your anger spikes

Because why is his sweet little girlfriend turning into a demon of the night

You were snapping at him, snapping at his brother, you even snapped at the poor couch pillows going as far as chucking it across the room causing a glass to break

After that Ran’s eyes locked on his brother who was behind you with a cross necklace hanging from his hand and a squirt bottle

Rindou began chanting “Begone Satan!” while spritzing you with the squirt bottle

Let’s just say the necklace was now broken and Rindou was soaked, bottle now empty

Ran just sat back and watched while his brother now believed that the devil was in fact inside of you

[dr4kenlvr]

𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 ♡

draken, baji keisuke, rindou haitani x fem!reader - fluff, comfort (0.7k+)

request: if not bothering you, may i request headcanons for draken, baji and rindou with a fem chubby s/o who's struggling with body imagine issues?

nana's note: here you go my love <3 i hope you enjoy, and know that you are so so beautiful! and happy last post of the year! cheers to a new one full of love and happiness everyone :)

DRAKEN:

peppers your body with kisses every single chance he gets

if he sees you in front of the mirror, examining your body for all that you deemed imperfect, though to draken, you couldn’t be any more perfect

he’ll sigh into the crook of your neck, and gently run his palms up your arms, pecking a kiss to your shoulders and offering you a genuine smile when you make eye contact with him

draken will literally lay you down and worship your body any day of the week !!!

he knows that your insecurities stem from within, and that you can’t really change your mindset within a week or two

so, he promises to himself that he will always show you just how much he loves you

and draken hopes in the process, that you’ll truly learn to see yourself the way he sees you

“my beautiful baby,” draken whispers against your stomach, eyes shooting up to send a teasing glare at your flushed face

he finds it adorable when you try to hide away from his touches AHH

when he catches you feeling confident in yourself, it makes his heart absolutely soar

he would do anything to permanently imbed the look of happiness on your face when you try on a garment that fantastically compliments your figure, or makes you feel as beautiful as you are

the amount of the times you catch him on his bed, just staring at you as you try on outfits is infinite

he has this charming smile AHHH like he’s looking at the brightest star in the universe

you are his brightest star <3

BAJI:

gets so so upset when he notices his pretty baby looking at herself like she is any less than she really is

poor boy’s heart breaks at the way you stare at yourself

“no no, baby, look at you!” he comes up in front of you, blocking the mirror from view and cupping your face in his palms

“you’re the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen,” he says, “ever.” kissing you on the lips for emphasis

baji compliments you every single fucking day - you will not go a day without hearing a compliment from the boy’s lips

“those pants look really gorgeous on you, babe.”

“you are fucking rocking that top, holy shit! guys look at her!—actually wait don’t, she’s mine.” 

“god, you’re so hot.”

 LMAO he is so in love with you, and he just hopes it all translate properly when he goes in to kiss you every time he knows you’re feeling down

sometimes he’ll even bring in the cats, and make them shower you with love LMAOOO

they’ll snuggle and cuddle you whenever and baji just finds it so adorable heheh <3

RINDOU:

he is the most straightforward of the three ??? if that makes sense

he’s sort of dense, and isn’t as affectionate as the other two, that’s for sure

but in no fucking universe will rindou allow his baby to feel shitty about herself, that’s for fucking true !!!

he’s also really observant, so don’t try anything on him because he will call u out!

“don’t do that,” rindou says suddenly, from across the room

“do what?” you ask, surprised he caught on to your habit of pinching your skin

“don’t pinch yourself like that. you’re gonna hurt yourself, darling.” he strolls over to your side, rubbing a soothing palm on the area

he sends you a concerned look, eyes silently telling you i love the way you look, now and always

he doesn’t want you to subject yourself to such mean thoughts, even if they’re from you

rindou goes out of his way to buy you clothes that are both comfortable and flattering to your body type

he’s gone shopping with you enough times to know what you like and what you don’t

“rindou! you didn’t have to, you know..” you say in complete shock, holding 8 bags worth of money spent on clothes tailored and fit just for you

“zip it, yes i did. anything to make my baby feel gorgeous.” he smirks, pecking on a kiss on your temple

“now go on, try ‘em on. give me a little show, hm?”

GGARAAARRRRRRRRRR

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[tenjikubaby]

may i 🫣,.. pleaseplesswpls ask for more headcanons or scenarios of the haitanis around their s/o or crush (separately) pleasr and thank u (i love ur blog so much it makes me giggle and kick myvfeet)

Hello, anon! Here you go <333

RAN

➼ Ran stalks his crush’s social media profiles to find out what they’re into and of course, look at some cute photos of them too. He accidentally likes a post from four years ago and doesn’t even notice that he did. All he can think about is that one post they shared about (for example) how “long-haired guys are top tier” which got him smiling and blushing in his room.

➼ This guy would look for his crush’s MBTI or Zodiac sign, then research their compatibility with his personality type and sign. If they clash with his ISTJ-Gemini, he’d be disappointed but he’ll choose to ignore that. He doesn’t really take these seriously, anyway.

➼ Poor Ran tends to overanalyze everything they do and say. You know that line in The Louvre that goes, “I overthink your punctuation use”? That’s him. “Rindou, they put a period at the end of their sentence. They’ve never done that when texting me. What could that mean? Rindou?” They tell him something as simple as “Take care” and this guy is twirling his braids before proceeding to ask Rindou if that means they like him back. Uhh...

➼ Naturally remembers very specific things about his crush. “Oh, that shade of red. It’s the shade of red they wore last Wednesday.” It’s like they occupy his head 24/7. Probably sees someone tall and goes, “Oh, [Crush Nickname] would only reach up to that guy’s chest. How cute.”

➼ He purpsefully dresses in a way that he knows they like (he gets this info from their social media). Do they like it when men roll up their sleeves and open their collars ever-so-slightly? Dude’s going out looking exactly like that and he makes sure his crush sees it. 

➼ If he ever gets asked why he likes his crush, he tries to be all poetic. “The sound of their voice is like the inside of a montblanc.” Then whoever’s asking him will just be like “...what?”

➼ Once in a relationship, he would have so many inside jokes with his S/O. It scares Rindou sometimes how they only need to take one look at each other to know what the other is thinking. He and his S/O just laugh out of nowhere after hearing a certain word and it confuses so many people.

➼ Ran and his S/O are often that couple found whispering and giggling in a corner, judging everybody. They also ditch parties together to hang out in Ran’s room. There, his S/O brushes his hair and does his skincare routine for him while Ran shares gossip with them. Ran knows where to get all the tea and shares it all with his S/O. 

➼ If his S/O is an introvert, they need not worry! He’s got really good persuasive skills so if they want something from someone tricky, Ran would do all the smooth-talking for them. He’ll give them a wink and then go up there to work his magic. Also, if they’re out on a date, Ran would order for them. He’d even be the “Excuse me, they asked for no pickles” guy while his S/O hides behind him.

➼ Ran asks his S/O not to leave before he wakes up and it’s serious. He needs to hold them and give them a proper goodbye kiss and all that. It’s the only acceptable reason for anyone to wake him up. If he wakes up and sees them gone, he’ll feel emo like crap for the rest of the day. Sends them a dramatic “Why did you leave me” text and terrorizes Rindou : (

RINDOU

➼ When he has a crush, Ran and the other S62 know. (His crush already knows because Shion unintentionally spilled it lmao) Rindou has to beg them not to be so loud about it when they’re around. That means the entire group should not stop and stare whenever Rindou’s crush passes by (they do), no nudging, smirking and throat-clearing whenever he has to talk to them (they also do).

➼ He’s got many friends so some of them might “help” him out. You’ve got people asking you what you think about Rindou. Some people are obvious, some are better at hiding their intentions. Whatever his crush says will reach him (so if they like him back they better pile on the compliments lmao he would explode!). Or, these people might just tell his crush about how he’s sooo good at DJ’ing and how he’s sooo strong and fit because he frequents the gym and his crush would just be smiling like “Hehe, I know why you’re doing this.”

➼ Rin would often reply or comment on their posts. He's not replying to every single one but to a good number that his crush and others would start to notice him. They post a picture of their food and he'd say "Looks delicious. Enjoy your lunch!" Or when they post a selfie, he's the first to like. His crush would be the only one he does this to, because he's always being a shithead under his friends' posts (Shion).

➼ This simp always defends his crush no matter what. If he overhears or reads a negative conversation about them, those people will be hearing from him. He argues with people who leave pervy comments under their posts if there are any. The type of guy who’d be the first to run after them when they get upset to make sure they’re okay. 

➼ Sometimes, Rindou lets them borrow his stuff, then he’d leave without that thing so that they’d have a reason to look for him [to return it]. It just works every time. 

➼ As a boyfriend, he’s extremely supportive. Are they the sporty type? He attends all their matches. Rin gets so mad when a foul is committed against their team that it’s almost like part of the team himself. Are they a performer? He’s at every performance, makes sure he’s in a good seat. Do they do YouTube? He’s down there in the comments hyping them up. Their viewers know he’s their boyfriend.

➼ Let’s say the two of them decided to go on public transpo and they get on a bus that has no free seats so they have to stand. If they’re anything like me and they keep falling over, he’ll hold them steady with a firm arm around them. They get to hold on to his toned arm and smell his cologne.

➼ They have a collaborative Spotify playlist together and it’s the strangest mix. It’s got their music taste, his music taste, some video game OST songs, and meme music. Sometimes, they’d listen to the playlist while chilling on call and doing their own things.

➼ He’s sociable, so he’d be the type of boyfriend to gather their friends to prepare a surprise birthday party for them. He’d befriend their friends and they’d love him! He'll even walk their female friends home if they have no one else. 

➼ If they play video games, he’ll gift them the skins they want because, hello, he’s got the money for that! They might also, from time time, play characters in games that are a couple (like Rakan and Xayah from League or Ada and Emil from IdV).

➼ They just need to say they’re having a bad day and he’s pulling up at their house with their favorite comfort food and a movie as soon as he’s able. I just think Rindou would be great to talk to your problems about? He mostly just listens and won’t give unsolicited advice. He’d offer to beat up the person who’s making his S/O sad though. 

[OKAY but imagine (here’s me pushing the Shion-Rindou-Kaku agenda again): Shion and Kakucho casually trying to talk to Rindou’s crush. Shion accidentally spills it then Kaku panics and tries to do damage control by telling Rin’s crush that he likes someone else, but he’s made it worse because now Rin’s crush thinks he’s not interested in them lmaooo]

[sukirichi]

Omg loved the jealous wife scenario! Could you maybe do a reverse one where the bonten! Husbands are jealous?

BONTEN HUSBANDS GETTING JEALOUS

⊹ mikey, haitani ran, haitani rindou, kakucho hitto, kokonoi hajime, haruchiyo sanzu

⊹ unedited. fem! reader. requested by a lot of anons so i compiled all the ideas into one ask. it starts off romantic, until the gangster personalities begin to show and it gets a little...heated. cursing. implications of murder. warnings that some people really are creepy lmao.

⊹ i love this sm, i’m obsessed with bonten husbands urghh. also HELLO HUSBAND SANZU !!

♡ — MIKEY !

You don’t notice Mikey was feeling jealous to begin with. Having always been silent, choosing to watch with hooded eyes from afar as he stuffs his mouth with the snacks you’ve prepared for him, it doesn’t dawn on you until your husband pulls you into his lap, a blank look on his face. Years of marriage to the rather disinterested man, however, you know the slightest tilt of his lips already says a lot.

“What?” you ask him, fighting back a smile when Mikey frowns at you, as if expecting you could read his mind. All you know is he’s kind of in a bad mood, but not enough that he needs space. In fact, he’s tugging you closer until you’re forced to grip his shoulders, slightly confused by his sudden clinginess. “Mikey, what is it?” you can’t help but laugh.

“Just stay here. ‘Don’t want you talking to the Haitani Brothers.”

“Baby, they were asking about—”

“Don’t care.” Mikey shoves his face into the crook of your neck, warm hands ghosting under your shirt and placing them flat on your back. He knows you’re ticklish there, and your husband smiles against your skin when you squirm on top of him, fighting back a laugh as you did so.

“Mikey...were you jealous?”

“No.”

“You sure?”

“Hmm,” he kisses your neck, hold growing just a tad bit possessive. And to further prove his point, he glares at the snickering Haitani Brothers outside of his office. “Stay here with me.”

“But people could see, Mikey...”

“Yeah, that was the point. They better take a good fucking look you’re my wife.”

♡ — HAITANI RAN !

When Ran sees you muffling your giggles with your fist as you talk to your bodyguard – the exact person he’s paying to watch over you and not flirt with you of all things – the only thing he can think of is how dare he. Was this employee not aware you’re his wife; Ran Haitani’s beloved, the apple of his eye, the love of his life and his whole world and more?

Ran scoffs as he crosses his arms against his chest.

He’s sure you’re going to hate him for what he’s about to, knowing full well you hate PDA, but he’s a man dead set on accomplishing his mission. Walking your way with an arrogant smile, Ran swoops you until you crash onto his chest, your husband cooing and cupping your cheek while your guard watches awkwardly. “My lovely wife,” he emphasizes, bringing your knuckles to flash your weddings rings before kissing the flesh. “You look rather lovely today. Well, you’re always stunning, wife, but you’re on a different level today. Must be the reason you attract unwanted attention now, hm?”

Your eyes widen in realization, the shock immediately replaced with a warning look. “Ran Haitani.”

Hearing you call him by his full name, along with a frown, was the total package of ‘You and I are going to talk later.’ Usually, Ran dreads when this happens, but he can’t help it. To him, this is the right thing to do, and so he masks his nervousness with an even bigger grin as he leads you away from that pesky bodyguard. He’ll make a mental note to know his name later...perhaps take out his baton and teach the poor man a lesson...

“Ran, you’re being childish.”

“I’m jealous,” he isn’t even the least bit ashamed in his confession, confusing you on whether you want to scold him or kiss him from his antics. Though it seems like he’s already making the decision for you when he puckers his lips, fingers tapping along the flesh. “Kiss. Now.”

You sigh, “Right in front of your team, Ran? Seriously.”

“I’m marking my territory!”

“What’re you, a dog?”

“Yeah, I’m your dog,” he teases, playfully baring his fangs and laughing when you groan in embarrassment. “As your dog, I promise to be loyal to you and follow you around everywhere, my wife. I’ll even take you from behind like a dog does—” skin flushing warm with the sudden explicitness of his words – in public, of all places! – you drag your husband by his collar, effectively shutting him up with a kiss.

As for Ran? The cocky bastard basks both in your taste and the attention.

♡ — HAITANI RINDOU !

Rindou is another man of hiding his feelings. He doesn’t want to show weakness, nor pour out his feelings into the world where it could be possibly used against him. Having grown up as the overlooked and underappreciated younger brother, Rindou’s lived with the mindset that it’s much better to be aloof with everything to assert his dominance, but he’ll be damned if he says he doesn’t want to break that waiter’s limbs right now.

It’s your anniversary date tonight, the two of you spending a romantic weekend getaway where you are now celebrating on a local luxurious restaurant. Of course, you’re dressed to the nines, charming and turning everyone’s heads your way. That much he knows as your husband; the first to see and smell the not-so-innocent thoughts you elicit from people.

In actuality, he doesn’t care. He doesn’t mind. You’re beautiful; it was only natural, but his patience is getting tested with each passing minute the longer the waiter practically stares at you with heart eyes.

Shooting up from his seat, Rindou downs his drink in one go. He’s no longer the Calm Husband as he makes his way towards you, not even the least bit mannered as he flicks the waiter’s hand about to land on your shoulder. As expected, the man takes a step back, scowling at first at his rudeness before he meets Rindou’s dark eyes set ablaze. “Are you done talking to my wife?” he drawls out in a barely calm manner, arms naturally finding its home around your waist. “If you’re done and would still like to keep both your limbs and your job, I suggest you run back to your other customers instead of wasting time. Now scram. Leave while I’m still being nice.”

Pride swells in his chest when the waiter scurries away, his back straightening as you cling onto him with a small smile on your face. Now you manage to calm him down with just one gaze, and soon Rindou is breathing through his nose.

“That was annoying.”

“You’re so hot when you’re jealous,” you giggle, poking your husband’s muscles when his cheeks burn at the compliment. Funny how he’s all macho one moment and melting the next, but it is his duality that drives you crazy even after years of marriage. “I’m surprised you’re not mad I wore this dress when we both know people would give...rather impolite looks.”

“Dress as slutty as you want,” Rindou shrugs confidently, “I can fight.”

♡ — KAKUCHO HITTO !

Best Husband Kakucho would be downplaying his jealousy. He’s a rational man at most times, if not most, so he knows full well there’s no logical reasoning behind the jealousy pooling at his stomach right now. You’re happily married and very much still in the honeymoon phase that he should rest assured you’re not going to look at anyone else but him, but he’s still a human. He’s still a man, and he knows firsthand when someone’s ‘friendly hugs’ are no longer that.

Still, Kakucho respects you. He understands you have your own male friends and he doesn’t want to step in when you’re clearly having a good time with them, so he stuffs his hands in your pockets and turn his head away. An out of sight, out of mind kind of mindset, if you will, but that only lasts long.

For not even five minutes later, Kakucho is stealing a kiss at your cheek, right in the middle of your conversation with a childhood friend.

Yeah, he knows exactly who that childhood friend is. He’s heard enough on how this person has garnered feelings for you, which you’ve tragically (fortunately for Kakucho) rejected, but was this person persistent. The way they look at you makes Kakucho step closer to you until he’s successfully cut off the conversation, replacing the one light atmosphere with a rather awkward one.

“Pardon my intrusion, but I don’t like you ogling at my wife like that,” when they open their mouth to defend themselves, laughing in disbelief with a ridiculed face, Kakucho’s jaw tightens. The veins on his necks protrude as he sheds his coat and wraps it around your shoulder in one fluid motion, his eyes never leaving your friend’s. “Next time you look at her like that, I’m going to make sure you’ll never be able to see anything again.”

Kakucho may be your gentle and caring husband, but he isn’t one of Tenjiku’s former superiors for no reason. He has, and always will have, a strong sense of loyalty to his loved ones that brings out his more feral sides.

♡ — KOKONOI HAJIME !

Kokonoi is not having any of it. Truth be told, he doesn’t really want to go shopping with you, simply because he’s gotten used to just giving you his card while he spends most of his time at work, content with coming home to gifts bought with his money and showered his kisses. He’s happy you insisted he come along today, however, because had he known earlier that the sales men would be running their hands all over you with a pathetic excuse of ‘needing a good feel for the right size’ – as if you don’t already know such information – then he wouldn’t have allowed you to go shopping alone in the first place.

“No,” Kokonoi stands up from the velvet loveseat in the middle of the boutique, catching the attention of both you and the salesman eyeing him up challengingly. He’s not bothered, though. Despite his urge to punch the guy’s cocky smirk into oblivion, he’s not going to stoop down to his level. That’s what being Kakucho’s co-member taught Koko to be; the power of elegance and composure, a composure that’s threading on a thin line.

“Get your hands off her. I’m sure you’re not supposed to be touching your clients like that.”

“But Sir—”

Kokonoi flashes his black card out of nowhere, tapping the card into the guy’s forehead while you watch in amusement. “Listen here, buddy, hands off or I’m buying this whole place and firing you. Now you don’t want me to do that, do you? So hands off my wife. She can shop without your assistance,” pointing to the marble desk, Kokonoi grins. “Be a good boy and stand behind that counter. She’ll come to you once she’s ready to pay. Until then, shut the fuck up and keep your hands to yourself, alright?”

♡ — HARUCHIYO SANZU !

If you think Sanzu is insane before, it’s nothing compared to how he could be when he’s jealous.

You’re on a nightclub with him, the night still much too young that you don’t want to come home. He, too, is feeling too alive that he doesn’t want to retire just yet, so he drives the both of you in one of his favourite clubs to get drunk and just have fun. For some odd reason though, there weren’t any hosts present in his booth, resulting Sanzu in ordering the drinks himself while you stay behind, not wanting to immerse in the dance floor crowded with creeps without Sanzu.

Or so he thought. Because some creep still makes their way to his booth, chatting and touching your bare shoulder as they jut a thumb in the direction of the dance floor.

In the blink of an eye, Sanzu’s forgotten his drinks, his gun whipped out and loaded as he presses them against the stranger’s skull, the action rendering the man frozen and mute. “Baby!” you cheer at the sight of him, all discomfort disappearing on your face now that you’ve gotten your personal space back. “You’re here!”

“Sorry I was gone,” he scoffs at the stranger, but not before sending a wink your way. “You alright now, sweetheart? Want me to dump this guy’s body at the back of the club?”

“No, no, please, I’m begging—”

“We’re not here for that, Sanzu,” you say, using the tip of your finger to tilt the gun away. It’s a dangerous move, especially when Sanzu’s finger is on the trigger, but he is always, always careful with you that it all happens without a problem. A beat later, Sanzu is shoving the guy back into the dance floor with a deadly gaze, which soon softens the moment your hands trail lovingly up his chest. “Now that certain disturbances are gone...shall we dance?”

“Oh, I’m rocking your world tonight,” his touch trails over your hips, gaze now heated with lust instead of anger. “You ready to have some fun, baby?”

[softshuji]

I guess I'll maybe have to keep a closer eye on Hanma and watch my back more carefully. As for Shion you'll soon see just how annoying he can be, especially if he just starts following you. For some reason he thinks we're friends?

-Rindou

ah he seems harmless enough! Perhaps he thinks you're friends because you laughed at his joke one time. (his words)

he even bought me coffee today, though when I offered him a proposition he seemed to think I was going to ask him to marry me? which was a bit awkward since we've only just met lol. He told me a funny thing though... said that you thought I was "easy to talk to" and that you were afraid I was stealing Ran away :( do you think that?

oh and how is the situation with Naoto? Got anything? Sanzu is still pretty pissed at you. I'm trying to defend you obviously but its a little difficult since Takeomi is outta commission and none of the stories line up.

Be safe yeah?

Hal <3

[pseudopeachy]

Bonten x fem!Reader: The other half (part 2)

SUMMARY: What kind of partners do the members of Bonten have?

CHARACTERS: Bonten!Manjiro Sano, Bonten!Sanzu Haruchiyo/ Haruchiyo Akashi

GENRE: Fluff??? Mikey and Sanzu being lovesick and clingy ngl

WARNINGS: Violence, cursing, poisoning, weapons like knives (this is Bonten soo), lmk if I missed anything !!

NOTE(S): kinda went a bit more violent with this one considering that it’s Mikey and Sanzu lmao

DISCLAIMER: Tokyo Revengers and its characters belong to Ken Wakui. This is for entertainment purposes only. I do not permit anyone to have my works displayed on other social media sites than Tumblr. Viewer discretion is also advised.

Likes, comments, and reblogs are very appreciated 🖤

Here’s part 1! 

SANO MANJIRO:

‘Fourteen more floors. I can do this.’ was Mikey’s thoughts the moment he and his executives finally arrived at the hotel on the other side of Tokyo. Apart from his girlfriend waiting for them with some good news, he was missing her after two weeks of being apart.

“So, what do we currently know about the guy?” Kakucho breaks the silence as they continue to ascend floor after floor, “The last update was that he’s a small-time business owner who thinks he has some backbone to threaten our employees.”

“According to (y/n), the man is trying to establish a name for himself, bought a place around this area and turned it into a sorry excuse of a bar. Not only that, but he threatened a lot of our new girls to work for him in the worst working environment while claiming he works for Bonten.” Sanzu answers, chuckling before voicing out how pathetic the man was.

“So basically, he asked for a death sentence? On a Wednesday night?” Rindou followed suit with a giggle, thinking how some men really are stupid.

“Who’s (y/n), though?” Before anyone could answer Ran, the door finally stopped at their designated floor. Mikey didn’t bother waiting for his subordinates and immediately made a beeline for the last room on the left.

His hands rapped through the wooden door, contemplating whether or not should he just kick it down. However, his thoughts halted at the sight of (e/c) eyes he missed getting lost in.

His lips would’ve collided with another pair, but his gaze saw a bounded figure in the middle of the room. Mikey found himself chuckling as he entered the space, followed suit by his men.

To say that it was a sight to see was an understatement. Even Sanzu was amused.

“How was your day?” the silver-haired leader inquires, itching to reach for his partner’s hand.

“Quite dull but otherwise fine. Terribly sorry your package is a bit damaged, love. Being gentle with creeps isn’t really in the job description.” you nonchalantly said with a giggle.

On the other hand, the rest of the group was concerned and slightly terrified. Even if it was their job to break bones and cause mayhem on a daily basis, something still churned in their stomachs at the sight of the man’s fingers peeled open and revealed the bones underneath. Not only that, but they could easily spot the slashes on the person’s arms and thighs; not too deep, but enough to evoke stings that will surely last for days. His face, though blindfolded and gagged, sported bruises. Rindou was sure that his lips were close to non-existent.

“How the fuck did you manage to create this mess? He must’ve pissed you off, huh?” Sanzu asked, stifling a laugh as he examined every bloodied body part, “Shit, did you even spare anything on him?”

“Oh, I saved the best for last. His tongue is still intact, I really want to cut it off; you would too if you listened to his bullshit every day. He doesn’t deserve to have a tongue after the whips we received from his sorry ass. It’s not like he knows the word ‘no’ to do anything about it, anyway.”

You roughly held the poor man’s jaw so he was facing you. “Wait ‘til these men here what you’ve done to their girls. I hope you’ve made peace with your creator, you piece of shit.”

“Isn’t that ironic to hear from an intelligence offer that you want to cut off the target’s tongue, though?” Sanzu chuckled, earning him a snort and a playful eye roll from you.

You then went on to deliver every bit of information to the men before you. From the shitty treatment towards every employee to the attempted grooming as you managed to save a few minors from stepping foot on the dance floor, you could tell they were not happy with the news. After all, the man was posing as one of their business partners despite the embarrassment he had been displaying.

After your report, Sanzu deliberately removed the gag from the person, noticing how some of the skin on his lips were stuck on the cloth. The pink-haired man thought he was going to ask for mercy then and there but was proven wrong. Despite the injuries he sustained, the guy was still cocky.

“Fuck you, bit-”

Meanwhile, Rindou found himself backing off a few steps as the so-called intelligence officer proceeded to beat the man’s face in. Everyone could hear the impacts of your fists as they connected to a now bloodied nose.

“And I hit like one too, right? Of course, I do, sweetheart.”

“(y/n), love, why don’t we let Sanzu handle the rest for you?” Mikey’s words felt like bricks on the other executives. What did their leader just call her? love?

Their speculations were proved to be true when Mikey reached for (y/n)’s bloodied hand and took a towel to clean it. They even noticed how their boss’ eyes somehow lit up as he whispered something to her ear, causing the woman to smile and nod.

“Are we still needed here?” Kakucho asked slowly, his eyes darting from point to point as he refused to look at the couple.

“Yes. Take the documents on the drawer to Kokonoi. (y/n) managed to save us time from what she gathered in the previous weeks.” Mikey answered as he eyed the brothers beside Kakucho, “While you two visit his sorry excuse of a bar. Tell the girls they need to be ready when the vans arrive at 11 tonight.”

“What about this sack of shit, boss? Just dump ‘im in the water and call it a day?” Sanzu prompts, yanking the fellow by his hair.

Mikey turns to you, chuckling at how you were already smiling. “Y’know, how about we have the girls answer for that? This perverted cheapskate did a number on ‘em, I just know they have something for him.”

“That settles everything then. I’ll meet everyone next week; my girlfriend and I have a lot of catching up to do.”

The trio could only nod in return as Sanzu placed the gag back on the man. Mikey’s hand was at the small of your back as he gently ushered you out of the room.

“Need to bathe for hours, love.” you sigh, “I think my body is made of at least a third of body glitter by now. Not to mention the work area was as shitty as an abandoned basement. Am so tired, love.”

Mikey could only chuckle, his hands caging you in for a warm embrace. He couldn’t deny the fact that he missed this and everything else about you in the two weeks of your absence, especially when he desperately tried to sleep alone.

“Of course, love. We’ll take a bath once we get home. And after that, we’re not going to leave our bed until next week.”

SANZU HARUCHIYO:

“Isn’t she so fucking pretty?” Sanzu sighs dreamily, completely missing the three pairs of eyes that looked at him as if he suddenly grew three heads. 

They watched as you slashed through men after men, eyes never looking back as you knew they were good as dead the moment your sword came into contact with their skin. The fight wasn’t supposed to be tipping in your favor, but the 50 men who writhed at your feet instantly showed your prowess. Meanwhile, a few of their bosses sprawled on the nearby tables, all of who met their fate through poison. 

His colleagues’ judgmental looks were casted aside when (e/c) eyes met Sanzu’s unique pair. It was as if the world around you and him vanished, leaving you to drown in each other’s presence. And just like in any classic romance movie, your bodies collided with one another, sharing a passionate kiss in the midst of it all. 

“Get a fucking room, oh my God.” Rindou’s voice popped the invincible bubble open, earning him a string of curses from the pink-haired man who was clinging to you for dear life. 

While the men were displaying meek smiles and nods of acknowledgment, you knew better than to dismiss the big cloud of wariness and nervous body language. 

“So you’re the reason why Sanzu can’t trust gin and vodka anymore.” Kakucho muses, earning him another ‘fuck you’ from your partner. 

“Nah, that’s all him. He doesn’t like to test God and the universe.” 

Ran chuckled, “Is that so? If my memory serves me right, he said he was afraid you’d kill him with it.” 

Your eyes then darted to Sanzu who was suddenly enamored with the building’s interior and architecture. “In my honest opinion, he deserved to be poisoned like the little shit that he is. He almost missed our fifth anniversary.” 

Despite his smile, Ran wondered if you managed to poison anything else in their bar. Should he order the bartenders to bring out fresh bottles just to be sure? 

As if reading his mind, you said, “I know that face, dude. Don’t worry your pretty little heads, I told the bartenders to immediately dispose of everything he used that night. And if you shared glasses with him and you’re still alive, ya got nothing to worry about!” 

Rindou and Kakucho then exchanged glances. You and Sanzu were a match made in heaven, indeed. 

“Sanzu also mentioned that you rarely drink and consume for someone in our line of work.” the older Haitani desperately tried to reduce the thick atmosphere, wanting to get everything over with. 

��How the hell are ya gonna do the job right if you’re under the influence in the first place? It’s not like you can pause your fight or something.” 

Ran didn’t know how, but he successfully eased the situation. He was proud of his work this time; who would’ve thought that he can calm down not one, but two psychopaths in the form of Sanzu and (y/n)? 

“Well it’s been fun catching up with everyone, but I still have work to finish.” You finally say, feigning sickness as you hung on to your fiance for dear life. \

“Ah, yes. Sorry to interrupt y-” Kakucho’s reply was cut short at the contact of your small knife on another man’s throat. No one dared to move as you made way to your latest victim; that’s the 8th, you thought. 

“As Kakucho-san was saying, we’ll see you around (y/n)-san.” Rindou cleared his throat as his eyes refused to meet yours. 

“We’ll just tell Mikey you got to our client first. Wife wanted him dead, ‘no?” Ran stated, his eyes darting at his wristwatch as he too refused to meet you at eye level. He still has to work on his magic after this encounter. 

The trio bowed their heads and quickly made their way to the exit. Meanwhile, Sanzu chuckled at his co-workers’ antics. They were too anxious around his darling, his enigma. The anchor mighty enough to keep him in place whenever needed. He cupped your face and purred, 

“I’ll be seeing you at home, love. Don’t overwork yourself, ok? Text me if you’re on your way so I can heat up our meal.” 

The man didn’t need any other answer from you but an electrifying kiss. His hands picked you up and gently twirled you around. Whispers of adoration from one another held so much love in a few words. And when both of you finally had enough, you cupped his face for the final time and pecked on his lips. 

Sanzu then watched you haul your victim towards your area of work. He sighed at how you handled your job so well, definitely one of the finest to hire out there. And after all these years, he can’t help but still be the same whipped idiot when it comes to you, his lovely assassin.

-🖤-

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

HELLOOOO! could you do a rindou thingy? where he has a s/o who is quite... creative. NOT IN THAT WAY. I was thinking- "Would you still love me if I set off multiple atomic bombs to unknown locations, knowing that the materials I used were stolen on a thursday afternoon on July 27th, 1910 used on a friday but created on a monday while I sit in silence drinking coffee while people on the street look at me from outside of a cafe window, talking to my friends about an annoying person in my life (which I will soon cannibalize) while the strangers walking/listening in look at me with pure horror and shock of what they have just witnessed?" HSAHS DHDS ORR "The voices are getting louder." JUST RANDOMLY "This tastes like what i felt when an 80ft tall woman who closely resembled the shape of shadows screeched to me in russian prayers while trying to claw at my window to get in" “I’m a prisoner in my own mind.” after they tell a joke that rindou finds funny "The hat man is returning." IDK RANDOM STUFF LIKE THAT I FEEL LIKE IT'D BE FUNNY

Lmao he'd probably have a hard time at first but then get used to it, like this!

He's so confused the first few times, he just kinda looks like you like ?????? 

The poor guy has no idea what to do with this, one time he laughs out of politeness because he's not sure if you're trying to be funny????

Asks everyone around him if they understand what this means. (He starts off like "what does it mean when your partner says...." and everyone assumes it'll be a typical question but then he repeats something that you said instead.

Once he gets used to it he becomes more comfortable though. Normally he just nods along. 

Sometimes he tries to out do by saying a lot of random things back. This ends in a mini competition between the two of you which leave you both grinning. 

He also likes it when you say that stuff to Ran because Rindou finds his reaction funny. Especially when Ran turns to Rindou and Rindou just nods along like what you said made perfect sense. 

Anytime you ask one of the "would you still love me" questions, he'll say yes with no hesitation.

Chifuyu nearly loses it the first time Rindou introduces you to everyone. (He already thinks what the Haitani's say are ridiculous enough then you come along)

He likes to play along a lot like "the hat man is returning" "he better not crash our date!"

Probably gets something you said printed on a t shirt 

[kazuwhora]

hi babe... um... may I ask... for... more visuals please... 🥺👉🏾👈🏾

hehe of course my love I personally am saving these for my own entertainment you didn't mention which characters so I just put the first ones on my mind! hope thats ok!

ft: kokonoi, kazutora, yuzuha, ran, rindou, senju, && wakasa

cw: lots of NSFW visuals so MINORS DNI. idk what else to tag here because its literally porn so have at it. I guess cw for lesbian porn lmao. face slapping, face fucking, blow jobs, fingering, oral (both receiving), edging, scratching, idfk.

KOKONOI

koko likes to fuck you slow, taking every moment to enjoy the way your walls tighten and tense around his cock. he gets drunk on the feeling of you, and he never wants the euphoria to end. especially that first thrust inside you feeling the stretch of your cunt just to take his cock. he’s obsessed with it.

he’ll fuck you like this in the early morning when he’s just had the prettiest dream about fucking his cum inside you

he’ll fuck you like this when he’s tried so hard to be good about not thinking about your dripping cunt but just cant hold himself back

he’ll fuck you like this after a bonten meeting when he’s waited so long to see your pretty pussy and just can’t wait any longer

he’ll fixate on your body like this as if he’ll never get to touch you again

he’ll fuck you like this after a long day when his brain and body couldn’t possibly think of anything else but your sweet cunt wrapped around his cock

he’ll fuck you like this after you make him breakfast in the morning like the good girl you are and he just can’t help but treat you to your reward

and he’ll let you ride him like this on his day off when both of you just want to relax but poor koko can’t keep his thoughts away from the image of you using his cock until you cum

KAZUTORA

I'll say it once again, kazutora likes to be tortured and teased. he wants you to embarrass him by making him cum just by touching his skin, he wants you to prove how weak he is for you by edging him and ruining his high. kazutora wants you to feel worshipped, obsessed over, loved. all the things he never felt until you came into his life, he wants you to feel.

he'll fall apart for you like this when you've teased him all day to the point where even the simplest of grazes against his sensitive skin can make him leak

he'll stutter and struggle like this when you finally give him the relief he's been begging for all day, so needy and whiny for you

he'll obsess over your pussy like this for hours doing whatever he can to get closer and closer to your heat- anything to taste you

he'll let you edge him like this so he can try his very best to hold on for you, even though his attempts fail because you're just too much for him

he'll let you mark him up like this so that every time he steps foot outside with his shirt unbuttoned the slightest bit, everyone will know who he belongs to and how good you make him feel.

he'll beg for handjobs like this because he so badly wants to show you how much he can cum for you

and he'll fuck your thighs like this when he wants to show you how easily you can make him cum no matter what you do

YUZUHA

yuzuha wants to get lost in the intensity of you. she wants to get lost in your body, savour every aspect of you like it’s her last time. she gets carried away easily, valuing sensuality that quickly progresses to intense desperation.

she'll press you up against the wall like this, the sexual tension from kissing alone enough to leave her dripping and desperate for you

she'll take pictures with you like this, opening her hidden album on her phone every now and then to look at it while she draws circles around her clit. also like this

she'll take her time undressing you like this, savouring the perfume left on your skin, and the way you practically beg for her to go faster

she'll use her pretty toys with you like this, enamoured by the harmony of your bodies as the vibrations overtake you

she'll fall apart for the sensuality she shares with you like this, drunk on your pleasure while it lingers in the air

RAN

ran wants to worship you, put you first, romance you like you’re his first. he wants nothing more than for you to feel special, like his sweet little princess who deserves the whole world and he’s ready to give it to you. he wants to fuck you slow and sensual, basking in the pleasure of your body.

he'll whine and groan for you like this early in the morning when he gets lost in the way you feel around his cock and the way you treat him like a king

he'll melt with your body pressed against his like this as and he thinks he could cum just from touching you

he'll ask you to ride his face like this so he can drown in your pussy, drunk on your juices that coat his lips as you use him as your own personal fucktoy

and he'll fuck you like this when he's had enough softness and needs to feel himself bottoming out inside you

RINDOU

unlike his brother, rindou likes to fuck you hard and fast. he wants to see his cock bulging in your mouth, stretching your lips, he wants to make you sob for him, beg for your high. he’s a sucker for your overstimulation, and lives to watch you shake and cum for him.

he'll wake you up like this when he's feeling needy in the middle of the night and wont settle for anything less

he'll play with you like this when you dress up in the pretty outfits he bought just to watch himself ruin them

but he'll fuck you hard like this when he's had enough playing around and wants to show you how good he can make you feel

he'll fuck you like this even when he's tired because something about watching you lose all control underneath him has him seeing stars

he'll put you in your place like this when you get a little too bratty and need to be taught a lesson

and he'll reward you like this for being a good girl and listening to his instructions when he tells you to

SENJU

senju is all about balance. she wants to give as much as she receives, but it’s easy for her to lose her composure to you. she’s sensitive, and easy to submit to your control. she cant help that she wants you to undo her composure so badly.

she'll get lost in you like this after a long day when all she's thought about is coming home to you and only you

she wont be able to keep her hands off of you like this even when she's got somewhere to be

she'll play with your clit in the bath like this because not a moment goes by where she's able to keep her hands away from you

but she'll also want you to hug her like this so she can feel protected and safe every now and then

and she'll beg for you to fuck her like this when she's feeling extra bratty and needy, which seems to happen more and more often

WAKASA

wakasa just really fucking wants to make you feel good. he could get off on making you cum with his fingers alone, and the thing is that he knows he’s good at it too. he has this carefree attitude about making you cum so easily and might even taunt you about it, but he cant deny the lust that builds inside him every time that drives him over the edge of control.

he'll obsess over watching is cock stretch your mouth like this, the delicateness of your tongue making him cum all over you

he'll fuck deep into you like this because he loves getting lost in your hair, completely enveloped and trapped into his own little world that you're the centre of

he'll make you ride his thigh like this when he's overworked and wants to see how easy it is to make you cum with no effort

he can't keep his hands off your tits like this whenever you wear anything tight and he's so obsessive over it that sometimes he can't let you wear certain clothes because he just can't help himself

he'll make you cum like this when you've been so good for him, but he can't hold himself back from needing to fuck you hard

and he'll play with your pussy like this if you've tested his patience one too many times but he's too obsessed with the way you fall apart for him to leave you alone

[fueledbyapplepi]

Please do Haitani brothers when their 5 years old Child ask them 'How babys are made' Please 🤧

And Sorry about my poor language:'(

Daddy Knows Best | Bonten Ran Haitani, and Rindou Haitani

- When their child asks them how babies are made. (female reader)

genre: fluff, crack (?)

warnings: none

A/N: Please this is so cute! I always live for Bonten Dads request. Thank you so much for this, anon! I hope this was okay for you hehe. Also, I can actually imagine these two as chaotic good type of Dads (although chaotic's already a given for Ran LMAO)

Ran Haitani

Seeing you round and full with his child made Ran prouder than ever. This somehow made his already big ego skyrocket even more.

It's yours and his.

How couldn't he be proud? And knowing damn well that it was his child, Ran couldn't help but spoil the kid. Whatever they want, they'll get. Sometimes, your husband even buys unnecessary things for a five-year-old.

Although you can't deny that he was trying his best to be a good father.

The only problem with Ran as a father is that he doesn't have any filter. Sometimes, your husband just runs off his mouth like a kid wasn't even in the same room.

Unfortunately, for you, it's one of those days.

It was one of Ran's days off. So it was natural that the three of you hang out together. Currently, you're at a five-star restaurant that Ran booked for your family.

You were sitting across from your husband while your kid was sitting beside him. As you were waiting for your order, a pregnant woman who's also handling a stroller together with her husband passed by your table.

Your child looked at the family curiously. Then, suddenly, they started tapping his father's shoulder.

"What is it, Y/C/N?" Ran looked at his kid. Wondering what's the sudden all about.

Your kid motioned his father to come closer, which Ran did. Closely leaning on his father's ear to half-whisper. "Papa, how are babies made?"

Ran looked at his child wide-eyed then suddenly looked at you. Only for you to frown upon him as you were already feeling something wrong he's about to say.

"Well, just like mama and papa, to have a baby, a man and a woman have sE- OUCH!" Ran didn't get to finish his sentence when you stepped on his foot underneath the table.

"You little.. what are you saying?!" You looked at your husband annoyingly.

"Darling, how am I supposed to? Honesty is the best policy." Ran smiled at you teasingly.

"Yeah, but our kid's a 5-year old! That's not how it is!" You half-whispered irritated at Ran.

Then, you looked at your child sweetly. "Y/C/N, we'll be discussing this when we get home, okay? Mama will explain it to you."

Your husband suddenly leaned on towards you, "I think they're asking for a sibling."

You rolled your eyes at your husband. Looking away as you try to hide the redness of your cheeks. "Shut up."

Your husband could only look at your annoyed expression, lovingly.

Oh, how he lives for this.

Rindou Haitani

Rindou never planned to have kids. He never really thought of himself as a "dad material"; seeing how kids are little monsters and just a bother on one's time and relationship. Plus, he didn't really expect to actually have one since he's Bonten's executive.

Who would want to be involved with a high-profile criminal like him?

So when you told him that you were pregnant with his child, Rindou had his mind on the short circuit for days. Sure, he does love you. He truly does. But parenting is another subject for the both of you.

However, after bearing the child, Rindou unexpectedly became a doting father. As much as he denies it, it was clear for anyone who sees that he's obsessed with the kid.

So here he is, at the couch, with you and a 5-year old kid beside him. You were insisting on putting your kid to bed, but Rindou had planned on bonding with the child more.

The two were watching The Incredibles when suddenly, your child climbed into Rindou's lap, tugging the end of his shirt.

"What's up, buddy?" Rindou carefully placed the kid on his lap, making sure it was comfortable enough.

"Daddy... baby." Your child pointed to the screen where Jack-Jack was being dressed up by Edna.

"Yes, that's a baby." Rindou looked at the child questioningly.

"How are babies made?" your child blurted out. Suddenly making your husband choke on his own spit and faintly blush.

You giggled at Rindou's side. "I told you, I should've put him to bed."

Rindou sat straight up. Looking at the kid eye to eye. "Y-you know, it's when...you know."

Your child looked at his Dad with big eyes, "I know?"

"Ehhh, is the Rindou Haitani embarrassed?" you teased your husband. Knowing well that he's trying his best to hide his reaction.

"Y/C/N, it's w-when, you know.." Rindou looked at you, pondering on what he should tell. While you only looked at him with a smirk. "it's when two people love each other. They make babies."

"So mommy and daddy can make babies?" Your child looked between you. Mouth agape from the knowledge they had just learned. While your husband just nodded with his ears red.

Standing up, you giggled and opened your arms towards your kid. "Right. When you grow a little bit older, mommy will explain it to you. But it's late now honey, time for bed."

You carefully carried your child in your arms. While Rindou just sighed then rolled his eyes on you.

You saved him from further embarrassment. But it's not like he's going to thank you for it.

[bakidose]

— TOKYO REV ## RANDOM HCS

alternate title: tr men and random headcanons i have abt some of them

characters included: ran haitani / sanzu haruchiyo / hanma shuji / manjiro sano / baji keisuke / takemichi hanagaki

warnings: a bit suggestive / mostly sfw tho / crack cocaine for sanzu / humour / gn! reader / ooc maybe?? idk thats up to u to decide lol

a/n: these were the only characters i could think of hcs for off the top of my head shhh. n e ways weewoo my first official contribution to the tr fandom, enjoy :p

% SHUJI HANMA %

he's the type to fake bang you.

doesn't matter where you are, who you're with or what you're doing– the moment he sees you bent down, hes getting all up behind you and thrusting full force 💀

you've had to start kneeling and squatting down to reach for things instead after one incident. living in fear everyday that hanma may one day pull a bluff on your poor, vulnerable ass right in front of your friends and family 😟

"shuji PLEASE im trying to take this dish out of the oven"

"hm? sorry~. i cant help myself when you're all bent down like that just for me ♡ "

you burned your fingers and almost dropped your lasagna all over the floor

all he did in apology was pat your ass and said "it looks good babe 😘"

you still dont know whether he was talking about your ass– or the lasagna

probably both.

% RAN HAITANI %

he makes deez nuts jokes along with his brother rindou LMAO

thinks they're sooo fuckin funny. oh? your legs are broken? lol deez nuts are next 🤣

and whats worse is that rin backs him up too with a shit eating grin, both giggling like lil kids who just made a joke about poo

has never actually fallen for it whenever someone tries though

and even if it were to happen, you wouldnt know.

given the way he just stands there like 🕺 right after he finishes you off with his baton for humiliating him like that in broad daylight

rin: "🙄 cant believe you fell"

ran: "i didnt fa-"

rin: "for deez nuts."

ran: 😃

not only did he fall for deez nuts twice on that day, but he smacked a hoe with his baton twice too

hurt his ego knowing rindou pulled it on him without missing a beat

if you ever asked, it never happened <3

% SANZU %

ACTUALLY served crack before he served his country.

has definitely snorted cocaine off your ass crack to make things more exciting

though one time, you caught him snorting sugar off the kitchen counter. having temporarily taken away his coke stash after he kept waking up next to you high as hell

a credit card, 10,000¥ bill and nose all lined up to take another hit

"what are you doing?? you know you cant-"

"its not."

"huh? the hell you mean its 'not' 🤨"

"its sugar, princess. here~ try it"

"no thanks-"

told you to shut up as he scooped some up with his finger n stuck them in your mouth anyway

it was sugar.

he was snorting glucose up his nostrils.

"WHAT THE FUCK 😃."

you still think he mightve done it just to spite you since youre so worried about his health

you gave him back his shit after that

so it was either him high off the rocks or...yeah <3 he was definitely in a silly goofy mood that day

manz is actually deranged 🚹 middle child behavior if ive ever seen it

% BAJI KEISUKE %

never make a 'your mom' joke at this guy.

ever.

the first n last time some sleezy highschool kid tried to do it to a pre-k baji, they limped outta there the next day looking like they got mauled by several street cats

just never- dont. dont even utter a word about his mom unless youve been feeling alive'nt recently

you can talk smack about baji but never about his momma :<

ranted to peke j about it that night as he was falling asleep

"and i pummeled that asshole! right in his ugly ass mug 😤"

peke j: mrow

"no one!... can talk shit about my mom like that...*snores*"

peke j: mrow

% MIKEY %

still orders the McDonald's happy meal even as an adult

does NOT eat the apple slices :<

he's also another person who enjoys pulling deez nuts jokes on unsuspecting victims...or at least used to ://

*is busy munching on dorayaki*

"hey you know suna?"

"whos that? 😐"

"suna or later deez nuts gonna be in ya' mouth"

k.o'ed on sight. absolutely hates deez nuts jokes now after he fell for one.

draken laughs everytime he recalls it, and mikey refuses to answer any random questions since then

% TAKEMICHI HANAGAKI %

asked chifuyu one time after he did the devils tango with hina on their wedding night

if it was gay to think of another man during it.

"hey so i was wondering... is it gay to think of mikey while i was having sex with hina?"

?????

"huhhh 😕 takemitchy, man i– i mean..bros before hoes right? 😄"

"yeah!! youre right!"

both sat there in silence after

then hakkai walked in, holding his phone that still had mitsuya's now updated side profile picture as his lockscreen

takemichi cried that night 👍🏼

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