#poor jim 😔

[queen-of-nothing97]

BARKING, FOAMING AT THE MOUTH RAAAAHHH

CHAPTER 14

Hello! Welcome to Double Hearted Volume 2. Thank you so much for all the support and patient for this part, it means the world to us.

Volume 2 is the official start of the chronological timeline for Double Hearted. Therefore, every new part will be important to understand the story. Can't wait to continue with the comic! And I hope you all continue supporting us with this project, this wouldn't have been possible without your support!

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[slashingdisneypasta]

Imagine that you're completely sick as a dog. You're sweaty and hot to the touch but at the same time feel cold as ice, the only orifice of yours that isn't leaking some kind of muck is your ears, and you're just plain miserable.

Which of your F/O's stays with you and takes care of you? Which ones stay away and call periodically to check up? If they do show up- do you let them in to see you???

[v6quewrlds]

HIGH MAINTENANCE, JUSTIN HERBERT.

pairing⠀⁎⠀justin herbert x reader.

summary⠀⁎⠀the cliche, "opposites attract" seemed to have been made for your relationship with justin. the internet seems to have trouble keeping that in mind.

author's note⠀⁎⠀requested by an anon <3, my brain is fried so take this smau as an apology while i recover. ik the first pics are from a rams game & the tweet dates make no sense, let's use our imaginations <3 pictures from pinterest & instagram.

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nflwagsdaily: looks like herbie's officially off the market! 🚨

eagle-eyed chargers fans spotted a new addition to the herbert family suite during the team's earlier home game. herbert's new belle appeared quite comfy-cozy with his family, donning chargers blue & dark tresses. our faithful internet sleuths immediately got to work, and through some careful instagram research and some very convenient follows, it seems we've tracked her down.

treat miss yourusername well, justin. we're all watching.

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user1 and they said my qb couldn't pull

user2 another athlete, another influencer... when will they learn

user3 this poor girl's notifs 😭 -> user4 let's hope she privates her account bc his fans will never let her rest -> user5 NEVER

user6 this is old news? 💀 -> user7 fr deuxmoi has been saying he's off the market since at least march -> user8 since when do we listen to deuxmoi hello??? -> user7 well she was right so now what... 🥴

user9 ominous ass caption what the fuck is going on in nflwagdailylandia? -> user10 deadass 😭😭😭

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justinherbert: not much to say other than #boltup

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simifehoko13 taking the stairs ⚡ liked by author

user11 my qb is so majestic man

yourusername 💙⚡ liked by author -> user12 well there it is... -> user13 they think they're soooo sneaky lmao

user14 look at me, i'm justin herbert. i'm an elite quarterback in the nfl. jim harbaugh is my biggest ride or die. my girlfriend's mysterious and gorgeous. i have amazing hair. i'm a 6'6" multimillionaire who graduated with a 4.0 in biology. man fuck you. liked by yourusername -> user15 dawg 💀 -> user16 u made it big bro -> user14 wanna thank bolt nation for this moment

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yourusername: well, what do you say we get thrown out of an applebee's?

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user17 is this a movie reference? 😭 -> user18 a will ferrell reference at that -> user19 of course it is, they're soulmates 😭

yourbestie1 what does he have that i don't? 😔 -> yourbestie2 a stable paycheck and a fat ass -> yourbestie1 ykw -> yourusername 🫷😌🫸 now now ladies we can all get along -> justinherbert i call primary custody -> yourbestie1 no ❤️

user20 not even trying to be messy or anything but what could they possibly have to talk about? -> user21 nfl quarterback... pretty girl... i don't think they do much talking no shade -> user22 i don't think she's trying to be an influencer so maybe she has a job? -> user23 "maybe" 💀

yourbestie2 hair 🙂‍↕️ -> yourusername ty for putting me on bae <3

justinherbert that sound like a good idea? liked by author

user24 i'm sensing a vibe no lie -> user25 travis hunter, now justin herbert. maybe jayden daniels' mom has the right idea ��‍♂️ -> user26 she ain't even speak yet? -> user27 she will eventually. -> user28 grown ass men in a gross ass man's business 🙂‍↔️

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nflwagsdaily: justin herbert's girlfriend, yourusername, seems to have had enough of the opinions about her relationship. after limiting her comments last tuesday, she made sure to update her bio before going private. we think this gets the message across quite clearly, don't you? 👏

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user29 that's how you clear a bitch! 🙂‍↕️

user30 she heard the gold digger allegations and had to let y'all know what's up lmfao -> user31 be fr, a software engineer is not making $50 mil a year, she could still be interested in his money -> user32 if that's the case then good for her lmfao

user33 what exactly does this prove though? -> user34 u ppl r never satisfied -> user35 found y/n's burner

user36 mind you the internet sleuths could've just found her very public linkedin profile but whatever it takes lmao -> user37 4.0 from berkeley and they were smearing her name... oh my shayla 😩

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yourusername: year two <3

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yourbestie1 pls tell me you didn't go to applebee's for your anniversary dinner -> yourbestie2 you know better than to ask a question like that -> justinherbert you mean the place we met? bffr -> justinherbert did i use that right? -> yourusername very proud j ❤️

yourmom congratulations you two ❤️❤️❤️ liked by author

yourbestie2 @ justinherbert where are my season tickets -> justinherbert aren't you a rams fan? 🤔 -> yourbestie2 @ chargers your qb is questioning his fans... action must be taken -> chargers season tickets on us? (we'll take it out of justin's paycheck 🤫)

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user38 the people would like to know if you were thrown out of the applebee's? -> yourusername no... but we'll try again next year 🤗

justinherbert happy anniversary beautiful 🌹 -> yourusername and hopefully so many more 💞

[whipbogard]

Bruce and Harvey went to college together even if they weren't schooling for the same things. As a result they have inside jokes that they'll casually slip into a conversation and smirk/grin about.

They have each asked each other ten times 'why don't you just run for mayor?'

'If you love Gotham so much, why don't you marry her' is way funnier to them than it should be. And it shows.

That's all I have right now but I hope you have a better day!

YES!!! Must be really annoying to be talking to both of them sometimes with all these inside jokes and stuff lollll (I’m imagining poor Jim for some odd reason even if I associate him with the DA + Bat trio instead of Bruce)

They probably developed some kind of gestures/signs that whenever they’re in social events, they can still communicate with each other across the room LOL

Bruce with the corner of his mouth upturned at 10.5° while talking to an obnoxious rich old man and Harvey immediately knows that’s his cue to come and save him lollll

And I thought you said “If you love Gotham so much, why don’t you marry me” and that sure got me all 😳‼️‼️ what a bold proposal but it’s probably what they actually meant in their hearts 😔

[ilikemenandwomen]

Songs that remind me of them all (but they’re all song from my Spotify playlist) <3

Mel

- Micheal in the bathroom - George Salazar (you can’t tell me this man isn’t the most anxious person ever)

- Line without a hook - Ricky Montgomery and Mxmtoon

- More than survive - Be More Chill cast (him in high school)

- That’s enough, let’s get you home - Will Wood

- Big bang theory theme - Barenaked Ladies (I have taste in music I swear 😭)

- Willard! - Will Wood

Thom

- The games I play - Andrew Rannells (him in college 😔)

- High horse (live) - The Crane Wives

- The main character - Will Wood

- Dance with me - Topline addicts

- Lights out - Mindless Self Indulgence

- Teenagers - My Chemical Romance

Peter

- Black hole fantasy - The Crane Wives

- My love mine all mine - Mitski

- Seventeen - MARINA (his dad left around this age I think, right?)

- Hard to be the bard - Christian Borel (him writing his books askdjak)

- Chip on my shoulder - Legally Blonde (him in college)

- Teenagers - My Chemical Romance (I couldn’t decide between him and Thom so both of them can have it)

Amelia

- Sleeping Giants - The Crane Wives

- The hand that feeds - The Crane Wives

- Hand me my shovel I’m going in - Will Wood and the tapeworms

- Highway to Hell - ACDC

- Life is a highway - Rascall Flatts

- Dog days are over - Florence and the Machine

Lincoln

- Half-decade hangover - Will Wood

- Love me, normally - Will Wood

- Viva la Vida - Coldplay

- Non-stop - Hamilton

- 30/90 - Tick, Tick, Boom

Lon

- We didn’t start the fire - Billy Joel

- We will rock you - Queen

- Hell’s comin’ with me - Poor Man’s Poison

- You don’t mess around with Jim - Jim Croce

Ron

- Scars - The Crane Wives

- … well, better than the alternative - Will wood

- Bad bad things - AJJ (this one is really sad)

- Hold my girl - George Ezra

- If we have each other - Alec Benjamin

Roland

- Save a horse (ride a cowboy) - Big & Rich (because I mean DAMN 😩)

- Istanbul (not Constantinople) - They Might Be Giants

- Back in black - ACDC

- All star - Smash Mouth

I have no idea if you like/know any of these songs I just kind of went through my Spotify because I heard a song that reminded me of Thom and thought what about the others? Askdjs

I hope you like it <3

[orangemernium]

Watched the Wrath of Khan for the first time. Enjoy some silly commentary:

Aww Spock gave him a book :) happy birthday Jim

‘I have been and always shall be yours’ crying actually

Guys saavik is so pretty I love her

Y’all khan has tits. “they’re pecs not boobs” - my mother

Lol Jim needing to put on his glasses

Captain Terrell nooo 😭

Poor Chekov 😔

Oh she cooked

‘I exaggerated’ Spock is so silly

‘Sauce for the goose’ A human saying Mr Spock? (At least I think it is)

Nooo the engineers.. not again

SPOCK DONT GO IN THERE NONONO

:(((((

Khan looks scary… ‘they ruined his hair’ -my mother. They also ruined his tits

Kablamo 💥

I think you better get down here - ITS SPOCK NO

He’s running… he looks so sad :(

Aww Spock fixing his shirt :((((

Jim’s face :((((((((

I HAVE BEEN AND ALWAYS SHALL BE YOUR FRIEND

Hand smooching through the glass :(( no :((((

HE LOOKS SO SADDD

‘His was the most human’ :((( HIS VOICE STOPPING WITH EMOTION AHH

He’s reading Spock’s gift :((

‘You never have faced death’ ‘No, not like this’ sobbing actually

‘Something Spock was trying to tell me on my birthday’ :(( Spock dying on my birthday? More likely than you’d think. (Joking I know it’s no longer his birthday)

Guys this movie was so good. I need to watch The Search for Spock immediately

[chil-aglia]

Splinter: Thank you my honest boys. Now... DO NOT TOUCH MY STUFF!😡 Capiche?🤨

Boys: Eep! Yes dad!😰😰😰😰😰

Splinter: 🤨😁Good. Now if you excuse me I'm gonna make some tea and enjoy the show. Have fun, but do not disturb me.

Splinter finally let go off breath they didn't they were holding.

Boys: Phew 😮‍💨

Raph: That was close eh guys?

Others: 😠😠😠😠

Raph: Oh... Right.😥

Adri: Next time, don't throw at us a freaking teapot!

Donnie: Seriously what were you thinking?!

Raph: I'm sorry! It was a first thing Raph grabbed and didn't think of it much!

Leo: Hey relax, we fixed didn't we? It's okay now.

Adri: Do you really think a plastic toy will work?

Mikey: It was a limited version of Jupiter Jim figure. Of course it will.

Donnie: Dear Angelo, that figure is made of literally 100% plastic so once Papa is gonna make a tea it will definitely m-

Leo put his hand on twin's mouth before he could say anything that would upset their little brother.

Leo: No need to buzzkill Dee (Donnie growled at that, but Leo continued), I mean everything is fine. No harm do-OW!

Suddenly Leo yelped in mid-sentence as he felt a sharp pain on right foot. He let go off Donnie's mouth and instinctively grabbed Adriaen and used him as his crutch. Adri didn't hesitate to help as he startled by slider's painful cry.

Raph: Leo! Leo are you okay?

Leo: Ow my foot hurts.

Adri: You're bleeding!

Indeed Leo's foot was bleeding small drops. It wasn't anything serious but poor little Mikey who had no idea panicked.

Mikey: Waahhh Leo is gonna die!😭

Donnie: Don't be ridiculous Mikey, Leo just accidentally cut himself. Probably from the missing piece. (Though he couldn't stop shaking from anxiety at the sight of blood)

Leo: Yeah, don't worry Angie. I'll be fine

Raph: That's right. But first we need treat your wound. Adriaen, could you bring a first aid kit please?

Adri: On it.

So they clean Leo's wound and put a cool Jupiter Jim blue bandage on it. They looked for the missing piece, but couldn't find it anywhere. Donnie said after looking that his dum dum brother must have kicked it away when he stepped on it and freaked out (Leo protested on that last part). They decided to let it go and went to sleep as it was getting late. And besides they already solved the teapot disaster.

Everything was fine.

Everything was NOT fine. Oh they had no idea how everything is not fine. Why? Because the next day at morning during breakfast, the boys Raph, Donnie, Mikey along with their dad followed a distressed Adriaen who couldn't stop chirping in panic as he dragged them to Leo's room to find their red eared slider brother in question, lying on floor next to vomit with sweating face burning red from high fever.

TO BE CONTINUED

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Don't worry, this is only part 1. The others will come soon. Also in case you wondering why Splinter yell at them 'DO NOT TOUCH MY STUFF!' this is actually scrapped version from from End Game.

Here:

Pretty cool, but yeesh Splinter sure looks demonic in this panel. Maybe that's why they didn't animate it officially. (Honestly I'm grateful for that.)

Next time we'll see what's wrong with Leo. (Hang in there kiddo😔🙏)

Oop! Well this is exciting. Making me wanna try and draw tot Adriaen in that style (if I can that is)

Adriaen giving distress chirps in worry for Leo is making my heart melt

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

episode seven thoughts:

- ok last episode was good so now i’m scared again

- please start with a morning after scene (update: FUCK YEAHHH)

- the character growth but also rest in peace sexy leather outfit 😔👊

- is that stede’s ring 👀

- “bye bye” i love him

- the breakfast in bed i’ll cry 😭

- “it’s a piece of twine. i panicked.”

- “it’s my way of saying thank you” :’)

- oh my GOD IZZY

- “hi boys :D” “JESUS!” “fuck off.”

- this is just like every fanfiction but better

- “it’s not just the ship that has been well and truly docked ;)… congratulations” oh my FUCKING GOD. the way i SCREAMED.

- “…he’s jealous” oop—

- i’m sorry but even if they explicitly tell me that jim/olu/archie/zheng aren’t in a polycule i won’t believe it.

- the letters :’)

- STOP CALLING EACH OTHER “FRIEND” OH MY GOD

- ed looks so goddamn fond <3

- “people have your face tattooed on their body ?” “not just my face 👀”

- not the old-timey paparazzi 💀

- jackie is slaying so hard

- “the sweet and spicy, just like my wife ;D”

- “the swede got so hot” “it’s an adjustment for me as well!”

- “birds love drinking for free!” “…no that’s not what i mean 😐”

- “your man” :’)

- is this the first time we’ve seen ed and jackie interact?? i love them

- i know we saw the “blackbeard are you poor now” in the trailer but the fact that he said “are you a poor now” is killing me

- “fucks like a jackhammer 👀”

- “was it as devastating as it was arousing?” god i love the swede

- “family who fucked!”

- “we’re anchors for each other” BECAUSE YOU’RE IN LOVE

- “made your boyfriend blush” “hmm :)” the way that i love them 😭😭

- “we’re a partnership” yeah okay gayass

- i love the androgyny of all these random pirates

- OH my god he just set a man on fire. holy shit.

- okay stede this may be going too far

- the ear piercing :D

- ohhh no ed no it wasn’t a mistake

- “i’m leaving” ED DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE

- “you’re a coward” ohhhh shit oh fuck oh no

- noooo my boys 😭😭😩

- god i love frenchie and his money-making schemes

- wee john has every talent known to man

- “you like me for me” no ED likes you for you you DUMB BITCH

- izzy please dear god talk some sense into him

- “i think you’re good for him” :’)

- “when i told him i loved him” i’m unwell.

- ok ok everything’s fine it’s fine because in the trailers they’re together so it’s fine

- zheng and olu are very cute if i ignore that they’re not going the poly route

- all four of them interacting… PLEASE BE POLY DON’T LEAVE GOD EVERYONE STOP LEAVING EACH OTHER

- people stop leaving stede challenge

- “et tu olu” lmao

- “your serial killer boyfriend” oh shit “or did he already leave you again” OH SHIT

- nooo steak knife 😭😭 rest in peace (i shouldn’t laugh but also that was really funny)

- ohhh stede………..

- they just got unbanned from jackie’s and now they’re starting a bar fight,,,

- oh my godddd stede

- oh my GOD

- holy shit ricky you madman (/neg)

- oh my godddd poor zheng

- well fuck.

- it’s okay fang and roach being cute will fix everything

- but also why is everyone leaving!!

- guys did you know that i hate the found family splitting up trope because i really fucking hate the found family splitting up trope

- the way that ed says stede’s name in the preview for next week 😭

- guys if they kill izzy i’ll cry

- i am not fucking ready. how is there only one episode left. what the fuck.

[antlerx-art]

GOOD OMENS 2 EPISODE 2 REACTION - CONTAINS SPOILERS‼️

sooo bearded crowley in this episode am I right 😔 yup 2500 BC… HERE HE IS!!! i hate him so much

nah he’s talking about God abandoning him i don’t actually hate him poor fallen angel

WHAT IS AZIRAPHALE DOING

so if this is after the flood crowley had a huge glow down

“I COMMAND THEE, BEGONE!” “no.” he’s so me i’m so him (he has a permit from god??)

“satan and his diabolical ministers may destroy everything Job owns no question asked, hugs kisses, god” AND THE PAPER IS THAT LONG?

CROWLEY’S SO BITCHY

so aziraphale had met muriel before

LONG HAIRED GABRIEL WHY DOES HE LOOK SO?? JUST?? SO WRONG😭

AHH EVE WAS THE FIRST NOT ADAM

“i think they quite like the old ones”

alphabetical order!! FIRST LETTER OF THE FIRST SENTENCE HELP

OH WAIT I GET IT, in the playlists prime video dropped you have to look at the first letter of the lyrics of each song to have the words “ineffable” and “tempting” AND IT’S BECAUSE OF THIS JOKE

“EVERY DAY ITS A-GETTING CLOSER”🎶 lol didn’t jon hamm say he doesn’t sing in an interview

CROWLEY CHANGED CLOTHES THE TURTLENECK DBHDHSJN CROWLEY WITH THE TUTLENECK

theory time: shax says that the miracle could’ve been performed only by the mightiest of archangels and crowley asks her how does she know he didn’t do it, are you telling me crowley was an archangel??

okay they’re both risking to be eliminated now

aziraphale SINGING

NOOOOOSTOPCRYING MAGGIE

HEHEHEHHE SHE’S IN LOVE (“it’s not your job to sort out my doomed love life” because he should think about HIS love life first)

“every record they play eventually turns into that song” you mean like queen songs in the bentley?

“Gabriel.” HEART SKIPPED A BEAT “where is Gabriel.”

wooo saraqael creating wheelchair ramps

“falling in love is what humans do” crying rn

don’t i know you? NO YOU DONT SHUT UP 😁

NAHHH why is heaven watching him again leave aziraphale alone☹️

HERE IT GOEEEEES EVERY DAY🎶🎶🎶🎶

the pub from the picture!!

making them fall in love this is such a fanfiction trope i love it

A SUDDEN RAINSTORM FORCES THEM TOGETHER BENEATH A CANOPY THEY LOOK INTO EACH OTHER’S EYES AND REALIZE THEY WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER???? OHHHHH I JUST KNOW THATS GONNA HAPPEN TO AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY AS WELL

if you’re going to invoke fiction… aziraphale are you about to say jane austen?

HE SAID IT yess i knew they were gonna have the ball for nina and maggie I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE?

“PEOPLE WOULD GATHER DO SOME FORMAL DANCING AND REALIZE THEY HAD MISUNDERSTOOD EACH OTHER AND WERE ACTUALLY DEEPLY IN LOVE” okay but can you try to be a little more subtle

a clue!!!😼

“jim tell me what do you know” / “oookay, whaddayaknow” IM ON THE FLOOR STOPSPPP WHY ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY

WOOO PURPLE EYES- is that god’s voice?

ANOTHER FLASHBACK oh no not bearded crowley again… his hair has lost volume

Bildad the Shuhite?? 💀

“i know you” / “you do not know me” AAAAAAAAAAA

NO WAIT THIS IS AFTER THE FLOOD. WHEN CROWLEY SAID “YOU CANT KILL KIDS” IM UNWELL aziraphale does know this is not what crowley wants to do

“I KNOW THE ANGEL YOU WERE” OHH I WAS WRONG HE REMEMBERS HE REMEMBERS HIM

he wants to do it because he was blameless too but he fell anyway. bye i’m about to appear on international news

the goats are back 😭😭😭😭 STOP THIS IS CUTE look at aziraphale’s face

“you can stop grinning” HHEJEHRHEHRH

“DOESN’T MEAN WE’RE ON THE SAME SIDE” AND YEARS LATER CROWLEY IS THE ONE THAT TELLS HIM THEYRE ON THEIR OWN SIDE

“be not afraid” 👁️biblically accurate aziraphale👁️

TY TENNANT!!!! why’s he so gay

AWWWGGGHHH DAVID SAYING HIS SON SEEMS NICE

AZIRAPHALE SHOUTINGBHAHAH “I BRING THE WARNING” that was unexpected

what. just. happened.

aziraphale knew they were safe because crowley wouldn’t actually kill kids 😭

“oooh aren’t you brilliant” giggling kicking my feet

GIRL WHY DID YOU TURN THEM INTO GECKOS

am i about to witness aziraphale’s first time being drunk?

THATS A PARALLEL A DAMN PARALLEL between crowley/nina offering wine and aziraphale/maggie both not drinking

“are you trying to tempt me?” i was wrong this is going to be the first time aziraphale EATS omg HEHEHHHH HES PRECIOUS

lol btw this big thunderstorm is nothing compared to what has happened a few days ago where i live

CROWLEY IS ON HIS OWN SIDE!!!! AND THEN IT BECOMES THEIR SIDE!!!

“see you in hell” shut up???

i love this whole flashback but why does he have to have that beard im sorry i can’t get over it😔

YEP THATS GOD’S VOICE

also i just realized there’s no narrator this time rip

“if you want answers come back when you can make a whale” CROWLEY COULD MAKE STARS AND STILL DIDNT GET THE ANSWERS

“shoemaking and obstetrics” HELPPPP

aziraphale’s in trouble ohhhh he LIED

D’YOU NEED A LIFT SOMEWHERE 🫢

HE ASKED TO USE THE BENTLEY OMG THEIR CAR

crowley is me i’m so jealous of my possessions no matter who you are

aziraphale has a driving license?😨

NOUR! *slaps his hand*

aziraphale being bitchy is my favourite thing

THE SCENEEEEE THE SCENE FROM THE PICTURE IM SO EXCITED

aziraphale is so nervous nooo my little guy HE THINKS HES GOING TO FALL WHATTTT

“IM NOT TAKING YOU TO HELL, ANGEL”

NOOO THIS IS SO HEARTBREAKING STOP. STOP CRYING.

“with your curly little.. and your neat white” MY GODDD

AZIRAPHALE VOICE WHEN HE SAYS “IM A FALLEN ANGEL” I CANT. DO. THIS.

“that sounds um..” / “lonely?” end me right now

BUT THEYRE NOT GOING TO BE LONELY ANYMORE THEY HAVE EACH OTHER THEYRE ON THEIR OWN SIDE

(crowley saying “you’re on your own with this one” in ep1 is even worse to hear now 😍)

MURIEL CLIP NEXT EPISODE YAYY

tagging @neil-gaiman since he said he was interested in reading live reactions

[divorcingjimmatthews]

episode 9 reactions hdhhskfhshfhd (spoilers!!!!)

the cicadas

RANDALL BETTER NOT DIE OKAY I STILL BELIEVE HE CAN LEARN TO BE NORMAL I STILL BELIEVE IN HIM

i'm like 99% sure julie won't die so i'm not worried about her but omg tabitha is going through so much right now with her child in pain/danger and being unable to help... T_T

i felt really bad for mari when she said she doesn't want to be like this 😔 she deserves to get better and to get to be fully herself. she's getting a lot of hate in the fandom that i feel is unwarranted, we've only seen her being really sick and even then she's always been trying to help the others

this should be its own post but i'd like to see a jade and marielle friendship, she would probably get REALLY serious with him if she hears him casually joke about how much he's into party drugs like he did around kenny, and tell him that he should count himself lucky to still be able to just get away from all that consequence-free. i also want a boyd and marielle dynamic, he's good at adopting troubled girls

team tabby

i don't need a lot to be happy. jade sitting as autistically as possible on the kitchen counter means everything to me. he's just so easy to love, like a cat. also i really appreciate the way the show moved heaven and earth to make jade and tabby end up alone together for the night. the matthews house getting demolished + the new horror making it so that no one can be alone at night + jim leaving his family to go on his crazy adventure at the RV... im grateful i truly am

jade really took the supportive role to tabby's lead in the investigation and i love that for them. there's something so special to me about this dynamic, we're so used to genius guy detective + layman sidekick, seeing it flipped is so special to me. tabby is so awesome that the rich genius guy is actually her sidekick! love them sm

victor, tian chen, julie and ethan were so so sweet i'm literally heartbroken about what ethan said to victor!!! now that jade just learned to be normal istg this poor man can't catch a break???? he's a kid and he's scared i obviously don't blame him but i bet victor was so hurt T_T still im really happy to see him be more social. he's in good hands with tian chen. i swear the new "can't be alone at night" horror was engineered in a lab to socialise the loners against their will like feral kittens and i'm so down with it LMAO like yes you can bet i'll write jade fanfic about this

EDIT LMAO POSTED BY MISTAKE HERES THE REST

jim... jimmy... jimbo...

what is he doing!! what is he doing!!!!!!!!!! fighting the rifle guy at colony house istg this man LMAOO tabby did the same thing when she just arrived they're so like that... like now you wanna get back to your family i get it but if you go out there you're gonna die. he looks so cute in that jacket btw now i'm officially simping for both tabitha AND jim just like jade

kenny and sara

im really enjoying these scenes even if i'm suffering so much for kenny and i just want to yoink him out of this depressing plot they got him in, he belonged in that room playing board games with victor the kids and his mom istg!!! but all the sara scenes are extremely compelling and omg kenny is just so !!! i need to hug him. he went through that to keep everyone else safe SIGHS

sara's got a... way of dealing with the whole thing that's for sure. she brought up like the worst possible conversation topic when looking at the map LMAO i just couldn't believe it was possible to screw up that bad. i kinda have a bit of paranoia specifically about going crazy and killing someone and then having to emotionally deal with that (just my brain being my brain dont ask) so her plot fascinates me because i've mulled over how i'd feel and how i'd deal with a situation like that so much. but i draw the sympathy line at hurting kenny and she's still hurting him so !!!!!!!! girl just shut up when he asks you to shut up it's not that hard arghh

really good insight about the place and peoples fears though. was she saying that the place gets stronger the more people it manages to kill? thats a really nice explanation for all the mix-and-match weird horror stuff going on together at the same time tbh, i like it a lot if it's like that. if khatri was afraid of god's punishment or something like that then i guess they're royally fucked (some of victor's drawings showed the place getting flooded...)

[humanpotassium]

Finally getting around to watching good omens s2, so I am going to be typing this as I watch ep 1.... I'm so sorry in advance

Spoilers obviously lol

• ANGEL CROWLEY HOLY FUCK LOOK AT HIM HES BEAUTIFUL🥺

•CROWLEY MADE SPACE?!?!? SO THATS WHY HE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO GET AZIRAPHALE TO GO TO ANOTHER PLANET WITH HIM BECAUSE HE WANTS IT TO BE ENJOYED MY HEART

• Opening is stellar as expected 👌

• aziraphale forgiving Maggie's rent do like the darling he is! Wait... does he have to pay rent/taxes? Does aziraphale know about property tax?!? I hope there is a tax evasion plot line

• Crowley is very concerned for the health of ducks and has learned since the 19th century not to feed them bread.

• OH NO POOR GABRIEL HE JUST WANTS A HUG

• "WHO TOLD YOU I WAS NAKED" (is that a garden of eden joke?)

• Maggie and Nina should 100% kiss

• " you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all, and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one person?" O FUck azira's reaction of fear because he thinks Gabe might know about his feelings for Crowley and is trying to catch them ☹️ and also sweet Gabe doesn't remember anything and while I don't know why he is apparently on heavens most wanted list he knows azira is the safest one to go to I am unwell 😭

• Gabe is as delighted by hot chocolate as he should be he is absolutely adorable

• Crowley trying to teach shax how to demon on earth correctly

• Shax is amazing we love shax

• WAIT AZIRA NO BEELZ IS IN THE BOX HOW DID YOU MISS THEM??

• AWW AZIRA ALMOST TOLD GABE HE LOVED HIM BACK POOR BABY

• "James. Long for Jim, short for Gabriel. " I love you, you stupid, stupid man 🥹

• Of course Crowley knows aziras voices

• 6 shots of espresso... Crowley I have never related to you more

• "How's your naked man friend?" OH NO NINA NOW CROWLEY THINKS AZIRA IS CHEATING ON HIM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? WELL HE'S NOT NAKED ANYMORE?? AZIRA WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW ITS WORSE!!!??

• Maggie... you sweet darling soul my new otp has crashed and burned

• jim?

•God damn Crowley is in protective mode 😂😂

• US THEY ARE A UNIT

•breakup scene??? No not again I can't do this

• azira just basically chose Gabe over him in his mind... whyyyyyyy

• Crowley trying to calm himself down and failing 🥺 he's trying to human

• oh, this is weird. I just got done watching witcher s3 and seeing Saraqael I immediately was like Fenn! I miss her 😔

• Muriel is precious I would die for them

• WHAT DID GABE DO?!???!

• Crowley is listening to Good Old-fashioned Lover Boy I'm crying

• "oh really? My bad" Crowley you are the biggest sweetest softy I love you

• THEY HAVE AN APOLOGY DANCE I WANT A COMPILATION

• Awww Gabe has friends

• oh...... fuck

Okay this is utterly amazing so far I am delighted!

[putonmyfavoriteshow]

20 min check in on s2 ep3

- poor Luna I hate seeing her like this 😔

- Gastteo reunion!!! The boys!!

- Linda is such a bad song 🥴 Nico/Jim is torture to watch from this point on tbh

- Not the Adrenalines using Ramiro for Matteo, my man is too good for them

- Jim/Yam/Ramiro continues to slay

- Alfredo has arrived! Grandpa is such a troublemaker already. He’s such a controversial character so interested to see my take on him round 2

- we don’t talk enough about how apeshit the Amanda s2 plot is

[labyrinthofcrystals]

The reason as to why in Dreamchild that the characters look horrific is probably cause it’s in the pov of Alice Hargreaves(aka Alice Liddell) and she views Wonderland as a nightmare since irl people would treat her as Alice the character and not Alice the real life woman. So a lot of their features are more exaggerated to make them look how she views them(Hare with his way too over-pronounced and realistic teeth and Hatter having EXTREME mercury poisoning). Idk tho I’ve never watched Dreamchild

Ooh okay that makes sense. I saw Jim Henson was tagged so I assume the company made the puppets which sort of explains it — and I mean that in the most loving way possible because the Skeksis puppets are horrific/ugly as hell too.

Poor Alice tho like damn girl 😔

[youwazzock]

Bill, 2015

[soukana]

It occurred to me that in MC the camera most often reflects Jim’s gaze. We all knew Mix was gorgeous but he has never looked quite THIS good. Every shot of him is long and lingering, graded blue, exquisitely lit, and holds him in a central focus that makes him seem fragile and ethereal, like a night blooming flower. Of course, this is because that’s how Jim sees him. His gaze is so infatuated with Wen the camera can’t see anything else.

Gaipa by contrast is almost always shown in neutral light, with broader focus and other characters coming in and out of the scene. He doesn’t hold the camera’s (Jim’s) gaze the same way. It’s fascinating to me because the camera work is the only thing that’s really telling us that he feels platonically towards Gaipa and romantically (or at least sexually) towards Wen. Only because we viewers get to peek inside Jim’s head do we know what’s up here… Wen and Gaipa by comparison know much less. It’s even unclear to what degree Jim himself understands his own feelings.

It’s also a hint into a possible conflict in the future: with Wen in his orbit constantly pulling his gaze, how is Jim supposed to look at anything else?

Poor Gaipa. Love at first sight is tough to beat 😔

[cupcakeslushie]

That has me so relieved lol. I feel like I’m the worst at fashion 😅. I spend so much time on Google and Pinterest, trying to find cute things to put our boys and April in that would match their personalities.

Leo likes jean material and anything with dark colors (obvi) and also really likes athleisure wear. Raph has pretty similar taste, but with brighter colors. Though it’s hard for him to find jean material that can stand up to his shell, so he also has a love for stretchy stuff that wont tear. Mikey and Donnie like oversized and cute styles! Really soft or fluffy stuff, but also Donnie will throw in some edgy rave outfits when he’s feeling fun. He’s also got the same three outfits for when he’s working and he’ll wear them until they’re covered in paint and oil and totally worn down. Mikey is probably the one that has the biggest and most versatile closet. He has a big problem with online, impulse shopping.

@kitty-kyte This ask has me so curious now about the undercity’s weather! Aw, and now that makes me think the Snow Day episode would go from them fighting, to them just having a good wholesome time showing Donnie how much fun snow could be. And maybe they do have a snowball fight, Leo and Mikey being way too competitive, and Raph and April and Donnie just enjoying some hot cocoa and building a snowman. OR OR OR Donnie, April and Leo make a Jupiter Jim snowman and Raph and Mikey and Cass make a Lou Jitsu snowman and they argue over which one is better and Donnie keeps switching sides because he can’t decide!

@blossomsofopossums

As for your first question! Leo witnessed some small fits during their first few encounters. He was as unnerved as he could be, but sadly chose to ignore the strange behavior in favor of letting Three struggle through them on his own 😔. Then the first time Raph, Mikey, Leo, and April run into Donnie, they can clearly see Three struggling with something they can’t. They’re really confused and don’t know what to do, but with Leo recently revealing to them that Three might be their long lost brother Donnie, Raph has already resolved himself that, Donnie would be coming home with them. Unfortunately he doesn’t really know how to handle Three in that first meeting, and so he’s a bit rough with him, making those first few days of Donnie getting used to being in the lair a manic mess. Later once they learn more, Raph and Mikey will try to talk Donnie through them and Leo will use contact. But they also kind of have to adapt their reactions depending on how bad each one is, and what they think Donnie needs to feel safe.

Question #2! Raph calls him Dad, Pop, or Old Man when he’s feeling cheeky. Mikey calls him Dad and Papa. Leo probably goes through the most names: Master Splinter, Splinter, Father, Dad. Donnie will call him Father or PApA~

Question #3 Donnie had thought he’d already been introduced to so much good food after a few weeks in the lair, but pizza was on a whole new level. Sweets might be his new weakness. But pizza is his favorite savory meal. And you just know that the boys took Donnie to Run of the Mill for his first pizza experience. They couldn’t wait to introduce him to Hueso.

Hueso on the other hand is starting to get slightly annoyed with all these traumatized boys that Raph keeps bringing in. Like he was perfectly happy adopting this huge, but well-mannered teenage turtle and his human friend. Then they come in with the small, infamous battle nexus champion and he’s a little hyper thing sometimes, but he’s pleasant enough, so okay. But THEN, they have some nerve to bring some poor, tired, stone-faced kid, who’s eyes hold much too old of a look in them. It tugs on Hueso’s heartstrings…that is it would, if he actually had them.

NOW what’s he supposed to do with this new one? He can’t just adopt them all can he?

Hueso in the kitchens, to his chefs as they cook the boys’ pizzas: