#poor dwarfs

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[anxious-chaos-art]

Kaka in this panel is everything to me. He's just standing here🧍🏾as his sister uses him as a prop to hit on the hot dwarf lady his parents hired. Iconic king

[unnonexistence]

imo a core part of the newmann dynamic is like... you've got these two very very intelligent people who have spent most of their lives being Smartest Guy In The Room. which feels great! but also, it's very hard to form close and trusting relationships when everyone else sees you as Smartest Guy In The Room. and if you maybe don't have great social skills to begin with, you can't figure out how to compensate. and it's hard to build up solid self-esteem when the only thing people value you for is your intelligence, and a lot of them resent you for that, too. so really it is very very lonely.

and then they meet! and neither of them is the smartest guy in the room anymore! and that is both EXHILIRATING (omg! someone who gets me!) and TERRIFYING (the fragile pillar i built my whole self-esteem on is crumbling! help!).

they do NOT know how to cope with this. best they can do is being obsessed with each other.

[haventacluewhatimdoing]

Actually losing it over the psy-moon episode like imagine gaining all that hope that maybe you are loved and appreciated by the people round you and received physical contact and a hug for the first time in YEARS and then told it was fake!?!?!? Rimmer man he's a smeghead but I want to give him the biggest hug holy shit

[mugentakeda]

fuu:( hambster

[happyheidi]

[thehappiestgolucky]

I am once again requesting for peeps versions of a specific scug (regular, anthro, humanised/gijinka, iterator) so reblog this with your Spearmaster! I’ll draw them like I did with the Rivulet Run!

This time I’ll leave the window open longer because spears is my blorbo and I wanna hoard all the versions of it

Edit: Beep boop I think that’s gonna be submissions closed! That’s a lotta Spearmasters!

Again - if you’ve already mentioned via reply or reblog you’re making a ref to submit - you guys can still do so! (i see you two replies and i think a few reblogs) Since I’ve still got some hella planning to do for how many I’ve gotten - you’ve all got a good few days to get your things in

But no more new submissions! Thanks everyone!

[ostaramaclay]

Feel my blade, loneliness: may your foulness rot in hell!

Rimmer's reactions to Lister's displays of affection in Terrorform

[a-literal-toaster-wtf]

thinking about rimmer’s backstory again ☹️☹️☹️☹️

so he moved out of house at 16 and started working for JMC when he was 17 (‘the end’ takes place when rimmer is 31 and in ‘me2’ he said he’d been with the company for 14 years; 31 - 14 = 17). but he was also doing a course at io polytechnic, and polytechnic courses typically start when you’re 17/18 - so if this was the case, rimmer had to juggle the workload of his course AND the JMC at the same time which must’ve been incredibly stressful. not to mention his lecturer was none other than his “dad”, who most likely gave him an unfair disadvantage with his workload.

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[dougielombax]

Max Headroom looks like if Kryten from Red Dwarf and Ben Browder had a baby which was then Yassified in photoshop in post-production.

[indecisive-v]

remembered red shoes and the seven dwarfs exists bc they had it on the plane

you should totally watch red shoes and the seven dwarfs

[dirtplanks]

I feel so incredibly awful for Rimmer everytime I watch terrorform. Imagine how hurt he must’ve felt when he was told that’s he’s not really liked, after all that. Even after being cast aside and ridiculed his entire life, to actually recieve (what felt like) genuine compliments, and then to have all of that torn away in a matter of seconds must have really been upsetting.

[betterthanlif3]

every time young rimmer is showed in an episode, my heart breaks for him honestly :(

[mirion7]

Red dwarf tarot card - The Hierophant

Featuring captain Hollister who've turned into a chicken

(how sad for captain Paxo)

Next card up is The Lovers, and I know there's plenty of canon ships (Lister and Kochanski, Rimmer and McGruder, Holly and Hilly, Cat and himself, etc), however I think we're all forgetting the ultimate one (Lister and his gelf wife)

[rickybutlersays]

sometimes i hear about people not liking Rimmer, ever, and i cannot process that information. he's literally so likeable. he's just as likeable as the rest of the cast.. respectfully you have awful taste if you never liked Rimmer even a little bit /lh