#poor crab

[chaosduckies]

mmm yes, immobilize

gt mind going brrr (in a fearplay way)

Sorry this took so long to answer-

[crabsnpersimmons]

I'm absolutely in love with your kitchen boys (especially moon, he's such a sweetheart)..

You made them so nice and cool!

I wanna give them all flowers and a kiss.

Also:

I can not smell,

My taste is lost.

But you, moonie-moo

Are sweeter than most!

ough thank you, anon! i'm glad you're enjoying the restaurant au so far!

here's Moon's reaction

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he's been frozen in place for a few hours now

[shkika]

Aged Through Blood

[crehador]

she would do so well on here

[warfasdf]

what the sdv fandom doesn't understand is that the bachelors are all actually Losers who Suck (watsonian), which is why theyre perfect (doylist)

[dragonanon]

Krill: The bitchass Duchess stole my damn house! You can’t have shit in the ocean! >:C

[cerberus253]

Noticed Something About Inkerton...

So, I know it’s most likely a design choice so he doesn’t look so cluttered with all them keys and arms, but Inkerton only has two tentacles and four arms. Don’t squids usually have eight arms?

And Roland the Isopod said he rescued Inkerton from the seabed?

This makes me think Inkerton was in a bit of a pickle, like being killed/eaten, or seeking shelter from escaping said situation? Or maybe he lost his will to live?

For how much of a badass Inkerton is, and how much he bottled up his resentment for Roland, his lack of purpose and his boss making him into what he is today really stuck with him. Then, after Inkerton’s betrayal to Roland, and defeat from a small hermit crab, he just accepts he doesn’t have any point to living anymore.

Lost to a warrior lobster, killed his abusive boss (therefore losing his job), then lost to a small crab at the “Bottom of the Drain” (illustrating he was at his lowest) really must have done a lot of damage to his pride and will.

Inkerton must have already been miserable and thought he wasn’t worth much more than someone to just use if two defeats to two crustaceans, and him shooting his boss point blank after one too many insults thrown his way (Roland literally called him ‘good-for-nothing’), made him lose his will to live that fast. Not to mention he recognizes he has sinned and will be going to Hell.

Funny how just a bunch of small details can somewhat flesh out a minor character.

Anyway, I have a crush on a shucking squid, that’s a new thing I didn’t know I had.

[sillytigergrimlin]

[Click for better quality]

Watch my art get lazier with each drawing/hj [I actually started with the bottom 2-]

Boi's living his best life!

THANK YOU @bluefrostyy SO MUCH FOR THIS AU!!!

You know, I never have an answer to whose my comfort character, but then I was hyperfixating on gravity falls last night and realized: When I'm super stressed I got back to reading "The Life of Sebastian Pines" and my brain went DING OH MY GOSH SEB IS MY COMFORT CHARACTER- [unless I'm using that ohrase wrong T^T ]

anyways I really hope I'm not being annoying with all these @'s- this weekend Seb ended up overtaking my art - [More probably tommorow]

[aroanthy]

(anthytouga voice) why would i be compassionate to nanami ew disgusting nanami’s literally the worst nanami is a cockroach i hope she dies she’s so fucking stupid oh my god being compassionate to nanami is the worsttttttt so what if the worst things ever happen to her and it’s my fault that���s just lifeohhhhhhhhhhh oh? utena is experiencing the worst things ever and i helped? and i helped? oh well i should just kill myself. oh well i should just kill myself and save her because actually utena is Good. and stupid. but Good. unlike nanami lol nanami was born cursed to suffer haha nanami’s got that karmic punishment coming lollllll But Utena Does Not <3

[valdomarx]

getting us all to report spambots is tumblr staff's latest attempt to provide enrichment in the enclosure

[venacoeurva]

...I know people in this day and age think any collaborative effort can fix things, often despite reality (ex. the MULTIPLE tumblr blackout protests over the last like 10 years across different owners of tumblr that didn’t change shit),

but I think going out of your way to buy things from tumblr en masse as a “well then they’ll be profitable and won’t have to change things to resemble profitable sites!” as if the CEO/higher ups are personally going to see this and not AT MOST just go “oh we made money, sick, Anyway.” is just. the most naive and frankly 5-year-old level of problem solving unrealistic idea if you think about it for more than 5 seconds. People are just so blinded by naive optimism it’s painful.

Staff isn’t going to see your purchases and go on a full redemption arc and restore porn in spite of payment systems’ massive stigma against it or Apple’s restrictions and never ever try to mimic Twitter or TikTok again, or whatever the fuck you’re expecting, they’ll keep focusing on shit tweaks that resemble other sites because those are what keep investors who think they know tech and user wants hooked and they think new people from other sites will come over for that instead of the fact these people are typically escaping those kinds of features.

Staff isn’t your friend, their vying for support like they’re your buddy who is hitting hard times and has been here holding your hand all these years is deliberate corporate marketing, they’re an arm of a corporation that spits in the face of LGBTQ+ people and especially black people for daring to post about themselves while touting themselves as The Queer Site! A diverse site! Look at this AMA we’re doing with someone about Black History Month! and you’re doing nobody a service when you’re unintentionally rewarding a service for getting worse because they will not know nor care about your motives, they just care that they got money and will continue making it worse regardless of you. They’re a corporation, not a small business ran by 10 people who are trying their best. People throwing money at Staff already encourages them, let alone when you buy into the weird parasocial shit they try with us which will continue as they see success with that method.

Like the mere idea of everyone buying the crabs to gift to make the site profitable is just unrealistic (especially in this economy with such terrible inflation and in NA there are issues with the weather and fires, on a site that mostly consists of groups of people who are typically low income or unable to work???), it feels very much like the gofundme pages people set up to raise money for celebrities who have debts who will be fine regardless and definitely don’t need your help. Corporations and CEOs are not your friends, they never will be. They do not care about you and they’re not some poor uwu victim of circumstance.

TL;DR half-assed blackouts aimed at companies that don’t care (that I have seen over and over) and “cr*b day” type efforts are incredibly dumb and will change nothing, and they will not change anything, just encourage them since they see they’re making money during their current marketing schemes, if they notice at all. You pitying them like they’re a poor innocent person is exactly what the corporation wants.

If you want to make a difference give that money to an artist or lgbtq+ people who basically get flagged as mature for Existing, or people who get their posts flagged for criticizing the site, or something, someone who gets screwed over by this site on the regular. It will do far more good than that whackadoo type pipe dream and sit down and think for a second, please.

[crabsnpersimmons]

I think Sun and moon should swap cat onesies, that’ll be much comfier

a very good idea!

unfortunately... not too much of an improvement 😅

Clip thought of everything 😂

[theeminentlyimpractical]

it has come to my attention that some of you have never seen a horseshoe crab. so here’s a video from Friday. please behold the creature that literally was already chillin’ when the dinosaurs came around and is still just doin’ its thing. they basically haven’t changed in 445 million years. it is technically not a crab but most closely related to arachnids. the inside bit looks like a facehugger. they’re great.

[annestie]

Tuk Tries Crab Unsuccessfully

Neteyam and Tuk sit together at a communal dinner while the rest of their family socializes

“Here Tuk, try this,” Neteyam says, handing his sister a crab leg. “Ao’nung showed me how to eat it.”

Tuk smiles, happily taking the new food. The food in Awa’atlu, while not the same as at home, is still good and everything she’s been given, she’s liked.

Neteyam looks around in search for one of the cracker he just saw. “Hold on Tuk.” With a sigh, he gets up and goes in search for one again.

Neteyam comes back, not a minute later, to a pouting Tuk. Her face shrouded in disappointed. Immediately, Neteyam’s filled with worry. “What’s wrong?”

“I didn’t like it.”

“Well, you’re supposed to take off the shell.”

[pokaww]

Joe and his imaginary friends.🌸🌸

Bibulli 🐡🩵

Baflay 🦋💚

Lecalexa 🐈🩷

Xiuanlinlin☁️💛

[fleetn-crab85]

I was gifted Discworld brainrot after reading The Color of Magic

Can you tell who my favorite character is…