#poor Saldonia

[kurtty-drabbles]

Fanboy au

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @discordsworld @look-ma-no-hands336

@sailorstar9

N/A: Kurt is extremely powerful and loves to have fans...and now he's a fan of Kitty Pryde.

The Kingdom of Saldonia used to be a prosper kingdom, the image any Utopia should have, until, their king made several odd choices and the fallout leads to the Saldonia mourning the glory days. The king´s premature death was mourned out of obligation and nothing else, however, his young queen didn't take the news as a person should. Anger, sadness and longing are one of the some of the emotions a normal person would feel in these circumstances, but, the queen shuts herself in the castle. And several young women have been reported missing.

The case at first didn't attract anyone's interest as many widow act differently, maybe, she never loved the king(it was an arranged marriage) and is rejoicing to be free of him or maybe she just wants time for herself, as for the missing girls. Still didn't attract anyone's interest...women run away every time, especially from kingdom like Saldonia.

However, when other women have been reported missing and some clues lead to the queen, that make everyone pays attention, King Magneto asks Excalibur to solve this problem, Captain Brain wonder, for a second, why he choose Excalibur if the X-men are available. When Princess Talia is speaking excitedly with Kitty about her last adventure Meggan shot a knowing glare to Brian and the man finally get the picture.

“King Magneto” Brian speaks once the King himself brief him in regards the situation “What will happen if the Queen is indeed the culprit?”

“In other times, I would have crushed them, but, my age makes me go soft, they are welcome to Genosha if they want, Saldonia has no heirs and the family tree really die with the king, unless someone decides to conquer the land the people will be in anarchy” King Magneto speaks as a matter of fact.

Exist lands that do not have leadership and Magneto, while not doing anything against, despite the idea of land without order or land for Doom to conquer even all Saldonia has, is memories of the golden days.

Saldonia really saw better days, that's all Kitty can think, as the group investigate the missing case. All the women are blonde, blue eyes and do not matter her background(poor, rich, magical or normal) they just vanish…

Meggan served as a decoy, blonde and now with blue eyes as she walks around pretending to be a lost tourist. Brian is in a limbo of worry for her and trusts her skills. The first day, the blue eyes Meggan didn´t vanish, however, in the second day, a man(wearing a helmet) manages to kidnap her, she didn´t struggle as he takes her to her supposedly final destination, Brian and Kitty follow their lead and Kitty wonders how Brian is handling this.

They stop in the Queen´s castle and in that moment both Meggan and Brian decide the man with a helmet need a reality check. Kitty let the couple have their flirting moment as she looks at the castle, something is off.

The picture Magneto gave show a different castle, it was white with one tower and it was very symmetrical, however, this one is completely different, is black, with two towers and asymetric...and Kitty notices the moon...even though is not night.

Once the guy in the helmet proved to be a zombie in total decay, Kitty got a bad feeling about this “Guys...I think someone in the castle did make a bad deal with a bad entity”

Kitty´s words are proven to be true as the inside of the castle is equally distorted as the outside. Spirals and Kitty, Meggan and Brian gulp, albeit comically, to a situation not funny. And the situation gets worse as Queen Elvira shows up, pale skin, bags under her eyes, and her red hair needs a wash, yet, that´s Queen Elvira.

She locked Brian in a cage where his super strength is useless. Meggan is morphed between a cat and into a woman, and can´t change back as Kitty is in a small cage as well made by adamantium. Kitty looks at the symbol higher on the Queen´s throne and Kitty has only one question to make.

Zaorva what did you saw in him?

Elvira is clearly working for HIM and Kitty has an idea, smirking as if this is no problem, this caught Elvira´s attention as she now sends her maniac gaze to Kitty. “Why are you smiling? I have him by my side! I´ll rule the world and have my husband back” the woman has a mad smile and Kitty only crosses her arms bemused.

“Is that all? Please, I could bring your dear husband back” now Kitty is watching her nails not paying the Elvira´s any attention “I´m a necromancer and I can bring your dear husband back and look at that my price is really good, but, if you want to take favours from HIM well be my guest...I´m sure your organs must be crunchy and delicious”

Meggan and Brian take a cue and immediately chided Kitty for daring to gesture her secret ability.

Elvira is mad, but, no one wants to be eaten. “you can bring my dear husband back?” she thinks about the situation “what´s your price?”

“Let my friends go and you´ll get your husband back” Kitty speaks neutrally as Meggan and Brian beg her to not help this woman. Elvira accepts the terms, Meggan is free as Brian, yet, the minions of Elvira make sure they won´t be staying here.

Meggan holds Brian´s hand. They only have one chance.

Elvira free Kitty as she takes the woman to the crypt where the husband is. Kitty looks as if analysing the situation and cames to a conclusion “in order to bring your husband back, I need you to be here with me” and gesture the queen where she must be “now, look at the ossuary art over there, I need to focus my energy and it is easier to bring someone back if there´s a person who loves the victim very much” Elvira is looking at the art and opens her eyes to see Kitty´s hand phasing into her chest.

“Now!” Kitty shouts and Meggan and Brian manages to knock down the minions, separated they didn´t have a chance, together they are powerful. “Darling, I rather fight villains with you than on my own”  “Oh, Brian, is not the time to flirt, we´re here to kick ass”

Kitty´s eyes harden as her hand didn´t move an inch “Now, I've got a new deal for you, how about you tell me where are the bodies of the women and I don´t phase your heart”

“All I did, I did for love”

“Well, you give love a bad name” Kitty can´t help herself and Brian rolls his eyes as Meggan, in her bubbly self, is happy the mission is over, less so when Elvira tell what happened with the girls and Kitty is considering phasing her heart out here...but no, she will have to answer to a worse deity, let HIM do this.

The people are happy to leave Saldonia, there´s some sadness in their eyes as Saldonia used to be a great kingdom, it fails when the King married that woman. King Magneto deem the land useless and Doom won´t really pay no mind to this place. Maybe someone will make this land into something good.

Princess Talia is talking excitedly with Kitty as by coincidence both women finish their mission at the same time.

“I knew your mission would be alright, cursed objects are your speciality and I´m always impressed by skills” Kitty compliment genuinely impressed, she saw Betsy, Brian´s sister, doing this work but Talia is another league. The blue woman blushes at that.

“That´s because Talia was always a tenacious one” the male voice cut the conversation and Talia look a mix to be happy and annoyed to see her father. Kitty remembers something and asked to speak with him.

“I don´t want to take your time, I just want to confess that in my mission I did pretend to be a necromancer, now, I didn´t say I was better than you or anyone else, but I know you prime to be a great necromancer and I don´t want bad blood among us” Kitty confess knowing how the man is very serious about being a necromancer.

Kurt gazes at her and the woman is always fascinated by his eyes. “I ´m not mad at you, I can´t be really, if anything I´m offended with this Queen going to HIM, instead of me, really!” Kurt complains and Kitty giggles.

“Careful, he´s Zaorva another half… for some reason, they love each other and we don´t need to understand this”