The most unrealistic part of Deadpool and Wolverine is that Wade didn’t call Logan “pookie” ONCE
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helloo..ya´ll seemed to like my last text post so I am back! with
A comprehensive list of all the cute lil ways Wade addresses HIS Logan (again, in order of appearance)
Peanut
Thirsty little honeybadger (arent´cha)
one anchor being (coming right up)
this sack of nuts
Peanut
you ape
you backstabbing son of a bitch
(I have) the wolverine
your majesty
Big yellow
my friend here
my boy (is WICKED strong)
thats my big boy
Mijo
Angelbaby
(owww) you fuck
(AH!) you dirty bitch
needle dick
Logan
Doctor Wolverine
(OH C´MOOON!) Mr. PG-thirteen except the last one
You insensitive son of a bitch
The BEST wolverine
Peanut
you preening slut
logan...
aaand.... wolverine/logan in general
Log
peanut
Hugh
Logan? LOGAN?!?!
The guy with FORKS for hands?!
This hairy thunder-cunt from down under-cunt
logan!
hairy little rettin?
little guy
comic accurate short king
cute witle wolvie
anchor being
PATCH!
the whole goddman package right there
the cavil-rine
sir (as in no, sir)
THE X-man
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ryan, writing poolverine fanfic on his laptop: and then their lips clashed, teeth clashing in a hot, sadomasochistic way that would have the saw doll jizz itself in anticipation as moans filled the falling apart car-
hugh, beta-reading ryan's poolverine fanfic with the document on live update: wolverine would use more tongue
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they saved the timelines with the power of their love
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