#poodle hermits

[goodtimeswithgrian]

mumboodle

[zhongrin]

spending your weekend with...

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✼ characters ┈ zhongli, al haitham, wriothesley, jing yuan, blade

✼ tags ┈ fluff, established relationship, more fluff, your honor they’re all so whipped it’s cringe /silly

✼ a/n ┈ she lives!!! and oop, off she goes back into hermit mode after posting-

ᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴍᴇɴᴜ (ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ)  ✼ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀꜱʜɪᴘ (ᴛᴀɢʟɪꜱᴛ)

... the husband of all husbands, zhongli ー your feet walking along the familiar path of nature's trails and having picnics between the green-yellow grass of liyue’s vast fields. pretend you don't see a familiar shade of seafoam-tinged feathers flying past into the dense leaves of the trees adjacent to the one you take refuge under. maybe one of these days, the yaksha will finally accept your invitation to have a family dinner in your abode.

delving into the harbor's market, buying groceries and getting sidetracked by knickknacks. too many times, you've let the mora in your pouches pass across the merchant's for yet another antique teapot or an accessory you can never seem to have enough of. perhaps a dragon's hoarding nature is contagious to its partner? either way, you never fail to finish up at night with tea served in delicate glazed earthenware, brewed by your husband's expert hands. and if those same hands decide to spoil you further as you both cuddle in your nest-bed, even better, no?

... your al haitham, who, on rare occasions, would have a junior akademiya scholar approach him while you were out, in hope to acquaint themselves with the former acting grand sage. he's always quick to shut them down, the bluntness of his words deterring the situation to progress further. you think you see him smirk when the poor lad scurries away, but as he returns towards your side, his hand finds home around yours and all is forgotten.

a café isn't exactly a place he would choose to frequent on a crowded weekend. but the coffee's good, and you seem content as you chatter across the table. while it's scientifically impossible and irrational, there's just something in your voice that seems to create a vacuum bubble that allows him to focus on your endearing rambles. he listens, and he thinks he should record you talking, just so he can play them in his soundproofing headphones whenever.

... the one and only duke in fontaine, wriothesley, who follows you around like a loyal guard dog. it's probably thanks to you that he's not growing shrooms on his fur jacket from all the time he spent down in the damp fortress underwater. you take him shopping, persuade him to try out coffee, sample some foods that isn’t wolsey’s cooking… and if you so happen to bump into your friends, you're both usually always more than happy to adjust your schedule ー a sudden tabletop game session with clorinde and forcing persuading neuvillette to perform dereliction of his duties for a moment to relax are a few examples.

but above all, his favorite has to be bringing some snacks to sit down under a tree with you, watching fontainian poodles frolic around the dog park. maybe one day you'll have a puppy of your own, but for now, your beloved is ‘content with just you’, he says with a cheeky grin.

... your dozing general-arbiter whose brain seems to only want sleep and cuddles whenever the week starts to wind down. waking up to jing yuan who’s akin to a very sleepy big cat draped over your body using you as a pillow is how you would always start your weekend, and it's only at these peaceful moments that the man turns into a heavy sleeper. had he been a real lion, you think he might be purring up a storm as he snoozes, pillowed shamelessly against your chest.

your lover prefers a slow, lazy day with you whenever he has the rare time to take himself out of his duties, and naturally his free weekends are included in this. maybe start with a morning cuddle (in bed), a nap (in bed), both of you cooking lunch (in the kitchen), another nap (maybe on the recliner sofa because why not), a leisure night walk around aurum alley, and a night cuddle (yes. again. in bed)? hmm. yes, that sounds perfect.

... blade, who doesn't exactly have 'weekends', per se. chances are, he doesn't even know what day today is. plus, there's no guarantee that you were with him if he's away on a mission, anyway. but when you were around? you have his full (nonverbal) permission to drag him wherever and to do whatever you want.

you want to travel to the nearest planet for a bottle of soulglad when everyone else is asleep? pick a ship, he'll steer. you want to have a spa day and pamper yourselves senseless, braid his hair while you both have an overpriced face masks on? a useless act for him, especially considering his circumstances, but he'll massage your head if you give him enough puppy eyes. you just want to rot in bed and contemplate your existence? as long as you let him lay his head on your chest so he can hear your heartbeat, he’s good. either this man does not realize how much you have him wrapped around your finger, or he just does not care. it’s probably the latter.

✼ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀꜱʜɪᴘ (ᴛᴀɢʟɪꜱᴛ) ┈

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[palewolfcheesecake-blog]

Animals I Associate the 2024 Grid With For No Reason Other Than Vibes

Edit: I added pics at the request of @raizelchrysanderoctavius

(this is gonna be mostly dog breeds bc a lot of them are really dog coded)

Max Verstappen - Greyhound

Sergio (Checo) Perez - English Cocker Spaniel

Charles Leclerc - Shetland sheep (specifically, a lamb)

Carlos Sainz - Australian Shepherd

Lando Norris - Capybara

Oscar Piastri - Guinea pig

George Russell - Pembroke Welsh Corgi

Fernando Alonso - Persian cat

Lewis Hamilton - White tailed deer

Lance Stroll - Munchkin cat

Yuki Tsunoda - Pomeranian

Ollie Bearman - Labrador Retriever (chocolate)

Nico Hulkenberg - American Bully

Kevin Magnussen - American Robin

Alexander Albon - Saw-billed hermit

Esteban Ocon - Siamese cat

Zhou Guanyu - Ragamuffin

Daniel Ricciardo - Eurasian/Northern goshawk

Pierre Gasly - California Valley coyote

Valtteri Bottas - Polar bear

Logan Sargeant - Basenji

(bonuses (drivers not on the grid) under the cut)

Sebastian Vettel - Brittany Spaniel

Kimi Raikkonen - Cane Corso

Mick Schumacher - Golden Retriever

Michael Schumacher - Eurasian wolf

Mika Hakkinen - Samoyed

Nico Rosberg - Standard Poodle

Jenson Button - Labrador Retriever (golden)

Mark Webber - Dingo

Ayrton Senna - Gyrfalcon

Alain Prost - Gray fox (reached to picture limit with Senna, so I'll just be sending links from now on)

Nigel Mansell - English Bulldog

Niki Lauda - Shiba Inu

James Hunt - Shih Tzu

Jackie Stewart - Rottweiler

Jim Clark - Deer mouse

Juan Manuel Fangio - Spotted hyena

[izutsumi-scratches]

Early stories of legends stages are like. Cave of Sorrow. And the stage is like dark doges and poodles and that's it

Late stories of legends stages are called like. Sensual Movie. And its like berserkory and a bunch of buffed up hermit crabs as shields. And its notorious for being one of the hardest stages in the game expect for the fact that courier destroys it and so now its piss easy.

[lpsotd]

Hello I am in a horse fixation are there any unicorns? And can you show like maybe all the horses there are?? Idk why im asking when I can look this up on my own but, idk I find it fun to ask you hehe :)

i answered a similar ask here !! however there are A Lot more horses than the ones i shared in that post. so i'd be glad to share some with you !!

#1081 - #1331 - #1605 #1616 - #770 - #1717 #1777 - #1820 - #2247 ------------------------- #1879 - #1881 - #1880 #1964 - #2431 - #2087 #2302 - #2666 - #2417 vv info about each pet below vv

#1081 is one of the generation 3 'tubes' pets, coming in a halloween themed tube alongside monkey #1080 :o)

#1331 is apart of the generation 3 'barnyard' pets 3-pack - alongside them are chick #1329 and collie #1330 :o)

#1605 is a generation 3 'pet pairs' pet - they are buddied up with rabbit #1606 :o)

#1616 is a generation 3 pet and one of the 'blythe loves littlest pet shop' pets - their playset is called 'playfully plaid' and they are paired with blythe #B4

#770 is a generation 3 'portable pet' and they are one of the fanciest pet types - this series of portables in particular is titled 'gift set'. alongside this horsie is their friend parakeet #771, wearing their fancy shades

#1717 is a generation 3 pet, they come in a carry case that was exclusively sold in kohl's stores - their buddies are rabbit #1714, butterfly #1715, cockerspaniel #1716, cat #1718, peacock #1719, and squirrel #1720 :o)

#1777 is a generation 3 pet that comes in this multi-pack of 20 pets - including shorthair cat #1764, bulldog #1765, rabbit #1766, corgi #1767, dragonfly #1768, duck #1769, rabbit #1770, persian #1771, fish #1772, guinea pig #1773, hamster #1774, hermit crab #1775, horse #1776, iguana #1778, kitten #1779, mouse #1780, pig #1781, scottie #1782, and toucan #1783

#1820 is a generation 3 pet included in the 'prized pets' line up of paired pets - alongside them is deer #1819. not technically a unicorn but they are wearing a unicorn horn headpiece .. so i guess that counts ?? sadly to my knowledge there are no unicorn lps (there really should be though,) so this is as close as we're gonna get

#2247 is a generation 3 'blythe loves littlest pet shop' pet featured in the 'fashion shoot' playset that was sold exclusively in target stores. alongside them is penguin #2244, corgi #2245, husky #2246, ladybug #2248, shorthair cat #2249, and blythe #B31

#1879, #1880, and #1881 are the generation 3 'petriplets' set of horsies. siblings, do not separate !

#1964 is one of the two special generation 3 pets that came with a copy of the 'biggest stars' nintendo ds game that was sold at toys r us. they are paired with poodle #1965

#2431 is one of the generation 3 fifth wave of blind bag pets. and is also one of the pets that has real hair :o)

tumblr will only let me post 30 images per post, so sadly i cannot show the pictures for the last 4 horsies. i hope this post was worth reading - sorry i didn't really go in depth about each pet (words are hard for some reason and i couldn't find a lot to say). there are more horses, so if you want to shoot another ask about them i'd be glad to share them all with you :o)

[the-chickenshit-oddity]

15 questions for 15 friends

1. Are you named after anyone?

no, my parents had a bet and my mom got to name me and she chose horribly and then met a poodle with the same name and thank god decided to change it, so i'm named like every other kid in my year, like, i'm in the top 3 for baby names at the time i think

2. When was the last time you cried?

i honestly can't remember. wait, are we talking sad crying or angry i-wanna-rip-off-that-person's-face crying? 'cause then it was tuesday. bureaucrats, amirite.

3. Do you have kids?

god no, amen.

4. What sports do you play/have you played?

i have never played sports ever. i was shy and anxious and introverted right from the start, i would have gone ballistic if my parents had tried to make me. thankfully, they did not care

5. Do you use sarcasm?

it is my first language, thanks for askin

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

whether they're ally or enemy. not in a deep level but like, you know how some people give off a mean-girl vibe and some people feel like your long lost sibling? i don't treat them different based off of it, but it does make me guard myself better when i figure the chances are good that it'll go fubar

7. What's your eye color?

hazel

8. Scary movies or comedies?

lately (for like five years lol) i'm not really movie oriented, i can't remember the last time i watched one. i'm gonna say comedies if those are my options

9. Any talents?

err, i'm good at language because my brain is good at internalising stuff and then even though it's not perfect, it's somewhat alright and that's good enough when you're speaking to someone who knows the perfect and can decipher the alright. i'm good at not caring about physical pain? sounds bad said like that but for a lot of manual labour stuff you kinda need that. i worked a woodworking project once where i absolutely shredded my hands, blood everywhere, and i just kept going and sanded off the blood when i was done. otherwise....no?

10. Where were you born?

in the next city over 'cause that's where the closest maternity ward was. i think it's closed now.

11. What are your hobbies?

reading and woodworking for sure. the others tend to take a back seat when life gets in the way : design, knitting, movies&shows, - does sports count? i don't like it particularly but i apparently love challenges and ticking all the boxes on my sports programme lol - i think that's it, i forgot the rest.

12. Do you have any pets?

family dog left us recently. i'm psyching myself up to get a goldfish, but i don't think i could take a loss right now so i'm kind of ...floundering on that.

13. How tall are you?

the stats say average but real life says i'm small. or maybe i'm just surrounded by giants

14. Favourite subject in school?

languages hands down, it's nice to be good at something. i liked maths even though i suck and i like history but i'd rather it be for fun than for marks.

15. Dream job?

if i knew, i would go for it. i guess my dream job is no job? i like challenges but not losing and i am introverted but i can't be left alone too long or i turn into a hermit. so, whatever fits that, i guess

Thanks for tagging me @birdkeeperklink i love questions games!

tagging : @vankaar @onemoore @itsmrvlxh50 @fantopias-stuff @tavsianus @donut1642 @casual-darkness @acidloe and also if you see this and want to play, tag, you're it!

[textboxes]

ok moth people, I need recommendations for the following major arcana tarot cards

The fool- sloth moth

the magician- gold moth

the high priestess-

the empress- cecropia moth

the emperor- emperor moth

The hierophant- white flower moth

the lovers- Venezuelan poodle moth

the chariot-

strength-Hercules moth

the hermit- Poplar moth

The wheeel of fortune-

justice- polyphemus moth

The hanged man-

Death- death's head hawkmoth

Temperance- arctic wooly bear moth

The devil: regal moth

The tower-

The star- comet moth

The moon- luna moth

the sun- Madagascan sunset moth

Judgement- Io moth

The world- red admiral moth

[ask-hannah-blog]

You were right about me Hannah. Ever since my hands turned into feet and I grew this stupid cock I've just been a hermit in my own house paying off food deliveries by giving them a good time. I get up, suck my toes, jerk myself off, eat, lick the food off my hand-feet, sleep. Rinse, repeat. I'm not even looking at my computer while typing this. Just my hand-toes gliding on the keyboard thinking about how good they'd feel in my mouth. Or my cock. Oh God my cock. It's always wet, warm and musky. I can't take it, I practically am erect 90% of the time. It's maddening.

Please take me to your circus, make me a clown! I'm already a living joke, I might as well live to be one!

Good girl.

Cum.

Good job.

Are you surprised that your cock just spurted without you touching it?

Don’t be.

You’re a joke.

You’re my joke.

So I get to tell you.

I get to tell you that your clothes are changing. So crusty and cum covered, yuck. But don’t worry, Hannah takes care of you now. See how your old clothes melt to my words. Watch them become liquid and run across your body. Mmmmm that feels good huh, cock hard again already. That’s nice. It coats you, this liquid. Your tits, your arms, your legs, it flows around you cock though, letting that stand proud. See the little lace trim forming around the base of your cock, it’s so clowny and cute! It says “this is the main event!” It does the same for your feet, all four. Decorate with lace frills, but completely bare.

It’s a jump suit! Your jumpsuit. Feel as that liquid starts to solidify turning into a cooooool satin. Mmmmmm that’s niiiiiice. You’re smiling, such a cute smile, never stop. Do you like the polka dots? I think you’re a polka dot type of clown. Me too. We have that in common.

Mmm your cock is drooling, what a cute look. It likes your costume too. Clown fashion is just so sexy huh? There’s just something about it that makes your cock act up!

Hehe let’s give you a little hat too. A nice cone on the top of your head, with a little fizzy ball on top.

There, that’s good, that’s sexy huh?

Uh oh…

It’s causing your hair to act up. It’s getting all fizzy and curly. Hehe it’s forming a curly little horseshoe around your hat, you look like a poodle.

Hehe you’re laughing now.

That’s good.

You’ve cum so far, you can afford to laugh and her off for a few minutes. You just come back to me when you’re ready.

…

…

…

All done?

Cum.

Hehe there we go. Now you’re finished.

Now it’s time for the big finale!

Feel your body being pulled to the ground.

That’s right.

You try to resist but the more you try to stay sitting, the more you find yourself self sliding onto all fours.

Notice how good it feels to be down there. Doesn’t it just feel right? Natural? Feet are meant to be on the ground.

Even now you can feel your body changing. Poping, creaking as it changes for me. Changing in all the ways you must to be like this permanently, a four foot, four legged clown! Scary at first, but as your knees and elbows poo, as your hips, and back lock into place you feel calm coming over you, you become comfortable.

Then you realize how silly you look, and you start laughing.

Mmm laughing never felt so good. Your cock is hard at the sound of it. Dripping.

But oh, it’s so hard to touch it now. You can’t jerk off, but you need to get off, you need to cum!

You feel yourself begin to pant as the heat builds up inside of you, your excitement builds. All you can think about is coming. Already forgetting that you were something else when you started. What was it again?

Oh doesn’t matter, cum, must cum.

Panting harder.

Cock hard.

Cock dripping, pulsing.

Must hump!

Must find something to hump!

There to go!

You know what you must do.

Jump the furniture, hump a leg, fuck a stuffed animal. Whatever it takes to stimulate that maddening cock!

Look at you go! It feels to natural to flop about on your four big clown feet. Your tongue is hanging out as you rub around, long and drooly.

Oh you found something!

What have you got there girl?

Your pillow?

Aww, look at you go. Hips thrusting, as your rub your musky cock all over it.

Giggle.

That’s right, giggle for me as you hump.

It’s so natural to giggle and moan as you fuck. It’s just a clown thing.

You feel something else building up inside of you. What could it be?

You’re such a sight pumping away into your pillow, I’m sure you’re making some ladies out there jealous. Your hips are a blur, you have that big beautiful smile, and your tongue is hanging loose, you are the picture of wanton lust!

And feel yourself building, and building and here in comes! “Hooooooooonk!” You cry as you jizz all over your pillow

You feel that word rip through you mind. It pushes all the words out of your head. You still know them, and can even still write them, but from now on that’s your only word. “Honk. Honk-Honk.” You’re like a dog barking. “Honk honk!”

Hehe

Okay, getting tired now.

Getting turned into a clown is tough work isn’t it?

Good girl.

Go ahead and curl up on your pillow. Big sleepy smile. Head resting on your hand feet. Their smell ticking your growing nose. Your cock is of course hard again as the smell but it’s content to get it’s next release as you sleep.

And as you yawn and giggle as you settle in, you can feel a collar appear around your neck. A dog collar, and you feel completely at peace, nice and owned, my silly little joke.

Good girl.

Eyes getting heavy.

Smile getting large. As you prepare to join me at my night circus.

[jodilinbio]

I don’t remember my mother working until I was older, though I vaguely recall my parents owning a record store when I was very young. Also, when I was little, my father did some extermination work for my mom’s dad, who owned an extermination business.

During my teens, both parents traveled the state selling eyeglass frames to optometrists. They even traveled a bit in New Hampshire and Vermont.

In my early twenties, before they moved down to Florida, they owned a jewelry store in a mall. It was actually one of those carts set up in the center of the walkway between the rows of stores.

The pets we had growing up consisted of poodles, birds, and some rodents. I had gerbils and guinea pigs when I was older. We also had a rabbit for a while during my later childhood, as well as some hermit crabs.

The only thing I really remember my mother telling me about sex and boys was basically not to do anything more than kiss on the first date and to make sure the man I married was Jewish.

“But what if I fall in love with someone who isn’t Jewish?” I once asked her.

“You don’t let it happen,” she said.

As I grew older, I realized how silly that was. Like we can control who we’re attracted to or who we fall in love with any more than we can control our preferences for colors or flavors? Should it even matter who we fall in love with as long as we’re happy?

But I always preferred women over men, at least for the most part. So later on in life, when I was twenty-four, openly bi, and visiting my parents in Florida, my father told me not to tell anyone about my sexuality.

“Why?” I asked him. “Should I be ashamed of it? Because if someone I told had an issue with it, I wouldn’t want them in my life anyway.”

During my preteen years, I was often left at my aunt and uncle’s house with their two daughters, which wasn’t usually much fun. June was a bundle of nerves, and Ronnie, my mother’s brother, was a mean bully. This was probably why June was usually wound up and divorced him later on.

Cousins Lori and Lisa could sometimes be fun to hang out with, but sometimes they could be little terrors. Lori, who was a year older than me, liked to boss me around. I was closer to Lisa, who was a year younger.

For reasons still unknown to me, my uncle always seemed to harbor animosity towards me. I haven’t seen any of them since I was around twenty years old, and I can’t say I miss them.

Ronnie was definitely the worst, shoving me around when I didn’t move fast enough for his liking when we’d go out somewhere, and just being a bully in general. My sister Tammy did her own bullying too, and once bloodied my lip right in front of him. He just sat there staring at us dumbly, as if it was perfectly normal behavior.

I had mixed emotions about leaving Ronnie and June’s place when I stayed with them. While I looked forward to returning to my own bed and toys, I dreaded facing my mother’s wrath, which could be quite nerve-wracking, even scary. It was worse when Tammy was with me because I knew she would tell my mother all sorts of horrible things I supposedly said and did, most of which she made up. But Tammy was the oldest, and that meant she was the most believable, so I would certainly be punished if she decided to tell on me, whether the stories were true or not.

When I was around ten, the visits to their house stopped. I’m not sure why. Maybe Ronnie and June were tired of having me there, or maybe my parents were fighting with them. I know they had their fights with them, just like they did with my father’s brother and his wife. Someone was always fighting with someone in my family. Mom or Dad would beat up on Larry, who beat up on Tammy, who beat up on me. It was crazy, and I often wondered if there’d ever come a day when someone was killed.

The more I think about it as I write this, the more I believe they did have a falling out, and it was probably over an injury I received in the town’s high school gym. This seems to be around the time the visits stopped. During the summer when I was around ten, I spent most of the summer at their house, and Lori, Lisa, and I would ride our bikes to the high school for daytime activities. There were sports, crafts, swimming, etc. It was actually kind of fun.

I was a bit of a gymnast in those days, though I certainly preferred ice skating and roller skating. One day in the gym, I was doing a series of handsprings over the vault. On one particular handspring, I veered toward the side once my hands hit the vault and my feet were directly overhead. I ended up badly spraining my pinky finger. At first, I thought it was broken because of how swollen it was.

My less-than-sympathetic uncle did nothing about it, and this could very well have been why they stopped talking. When I later joined my parents at our summer cottage at the beach, Mom wasn’t too happy about it at all. She took me to a clinic right away, and they put a splint on my finger. So yeah, it probably was broken.

I always felt more uncomfortable when Lori and Lisa would come to stay with us versus when I stayed with them. There may have been Ronnie to deal with at their place, but at my place, there was my mother, who would often compare me to them (not in a good way) and give me the “Why can’t you be more like them?” spiel, making me feel like I wasn’t good enough as I was. It seemed I could never measure up to Lori and Lisa, no matter what I did.

My other uncle, Martin, who people called Marty, wasn’t much better. He was a mean bully too, and I doubt he’d have hesitated to kill me one day when I pissed him off by slamming the door in his face if I hadn’t frozen in fear.

“Open this door!” he demanded when I shut it on him when he came over looking for my parents, who weren’t home at the time. This was because of the way he and his wife treated me when I stayed with them at the campgrounds they camped at which I’ll get to later. So I opened the door and let him scream at me. Even his mother was scared. As I grew older, my fear turned to anger, so it’s lucky for both of us that I simply stood there and took his shit. Had I been like I am now, I’d have either gone to jail for kicking his ass, or he’d have gone to jail for kicking mine. I hope he would have anyway!

Even my father had an underlying macho stance despite being usually mellow, and I did see him slap my mother once when I was around eight. This memory has haunted me throughout the years. It’s even more disturbing to know that had my mother resisted after being slapped, he’d have probably beaten her right there in front of me, never caring how it might have traumatized me. After he slapped her, my mother tried to justify his behavior in a private one-on-one, assuring me it was only because of his heart issues. I was just a kid back then and believed anything I was told. However, as an adult, I know that this was a poor excuse for his actions and that if my mother had had any self-respect, she wouldn’t have made such lame excuses for him. Lots of people have health problems like he did, yet they don’t go around slapping their wives and traumatizing their children.

Marty’s wife, Ruth, could be sweet at times, but she was the phoniest person I ever met! She had a big mouth and loved to gossip, but so did the whole family. They had two kids, Polly and Philip though I didn’t see them very often.

[dragonsandwolvesohmy]

Worried about Puppers

So I'm looking for advice. Long post ahead.

I'd like to start by saying I have an older toy poodle mix, have had her since she was a puppy, and had an older German Shepard Mutt for about a year when he was already graying in the muzzle, firmly a senior doggo. He wasn't actually my dog, but my family, with our poodle mix, and family friend with their Shepard mix, lived together for a time. Both dogs got along great, despite Shepard mix being a senior dog, and the poodle mix being around four at the time.

I'm looking for advice regarding dogs I occasionally pet sit for my family; they're my cousin's dogs, B and L, and as a homebody (read, Hermit) I'm usually available for pet sitting when needed. I love B, he's been my cousin's dog for a couple years now, he was fully grown when my cousin got him, but he's not a senior dog yet. B's a Collie mix, very intelligent, very loving. He pretty much wants to play fetch whenever you let him, wants snuggles and petting, and is terrified of storms. (Not even thunderstorms, just hard rain, thunder, and lightning bring out a whole different fear.)

L is about a year old, gotten when she was a puppy. She's a lab/beagle mix, very energetic, and very rambunctious. She's enamored with B's long fur. I've pet-sitted pretty regularly since she entered the picture, just because she's so young, my cousin doesn't like her alone for long.

I've done weekends, long weekends, and even a full week when they went on vacation once.

I'm currently doing just an overnight while my cousin and aunt are out of town. I'm noticing some worrying signs, however.

Previously, L has been very intent to play with B even when B wasn't interested. Usually when dogs play, I think, they change between a lot of different types of play; wrestling, chasing, mouthing, jumping, etc. Which can be a little alarming if it's rough or loud, but I know most signs of dogs fighting, and aggression; the low head, ears back, low growls, sometimes a show of teeth, etc. I'm not worried about L and B fighting.

I'm worried because B has bald spots in his fur. He didn't previously the times I was watching the dogs, and L doesn't have any hairless spots at all. It's not an illness, as he shows no signs of sickness, nor did my cousin tell me about it, and it's not something that can spread, like flees, or pressure spots, as they're all along both back legs, his hind and part of his back and tail base.

I think the issue might be L. She doesn't leave B alone. whenever he lays down, L will immediately jump up and try to play with him. She's very mouthy, so I think she might be part of the cause of his back legs having bald spots. Her jumping and mouthing might've caused the higher bald spots, too.

When L tries to engage in play, she doesn't always respect his boundaries when he moves away to get his own space, giving a little growl. B will sometimes lay down and they mouth at one another, play-biting kind of thing, and when she lays down, sometimes he'll go over to sniff and lick her, but I don't see him often being the one to initiate play between them.

I worry B might be losing his fur from the stress of L in the house. I don't know if he's ever been in a multi-dog household, but I worry it might not be for him...

[npcdragonboi]

Poodle Hermits?!

I had to draw this cute au of a poodle au from @goodtimeswithgrian, Poodle! Grian reminds me so much of my own poodle. Little evil gremlin who also was annoying me while working on this.

Poodle! Mumbo looks so friend shaped I love him and he will eat the redstone stash then gives you the most guilty look ever and Poodle! Scar will be the most glamourous dog in the room because it is what he deserves. Images of the gremlin below

Put a red poncho on him (it's for Grian cosplay but don't hold your breath on it. It's going to take me a fat while to work on it) His name is Hachi and his 10th birthday is coming friday :]

[goodtimeswithgrian]

whatever *turns your favorite redstoner into a poodle*

[bestfriendrex]

this is one of 4 possible outcomes for my future

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Technically speaking all of the hermits are human. At least, they are in the same way a Dalmatian and a Poodle are both dogs. “Human” is a very broad term in Minecraft and even if you look more mob than human you’re simply just considered a different breed of human :)

I love this! It's very similar to how I think of "human" and "person" as having different definitions in fantasy worlds and other settings with nonhuman sentient life. It makes a lot of sense in the world of Minecraft!

- Mod Shade

[cheesecake-beech]

What types of pets I think the vicious 6 would have:

I think Belle would own one of those pretty white Persian cats. Mostly so she could do that villain thing were they spin around in a chair with the cat on their lap. But I could also see her owning a very snooty poodle

Svengeance loves pretty much all animals. but I think he would own a lot of dogs in particular because he would most definitely adopt any and all stray dogs/puppies he sees while roller skating

Stronghold was actually pretty tough to decide on, dogs would be cliché and he doesn't really seem like a cat person. So I think he would have a lot of beta fish, like the ones with the really long fluttery fins cause those are really pretty

Jean would definitely have a lot of lobsters (duh) but I could also see him owning a lot of beachy type animals. Like crawfish, krill, and hermit crabs

Nunchuck would be the one with the bird army. she whistles and dozens of canaries come swooping down onto some poor unsuspecting avl agent, never to be seen again

Wild Knuckles is the type of grandpa who had tons of dogs growing up, so I think he would have owned lots of labs and Australian shepherds over the years. All of the dogs he's owned have been spoiled rotten by him (listen he loves his dogs ok)

THE FKING NUNCHUCKONE KMASBHDVSAGHDJHGAFHJHF bITCH SNAPS HER FINGERS AND A FKING BIRD ARMY COMES IN OUT OF NOWHERE 💀💀💀💀

I really like these!!! omGGGGGG THESE ARE ALL SO GOOOD

I love that w Belle, SHE CAN HAVE BOTH, so she can do the most cliche thing w her cat, and so she can look slay with her spoiled poodle (this woman would probably spoil both and they would probably hate everyone BUT her asjfgdshfjsfjds)

SVENNN AUEUGHFGHEWHDSH you also think he'd own a big dog w the way he's built, but he'd probably get a teacup poodle to sit on his shoulder KJHDSGJFDSHFDSJ and like a munchkin cat. HE NEEDS TO SAVE ALL THE ABANDONED PUPPIES AND KITTENS HE FINDS 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭

and stronghold, fish. I love it KHJDGSFHSGFSDG BRO WOULD PROBABLY ACCIDENTALLY BREAK THE TANK AND PANIC

Jean: *speaks🦐🦞🦀🦞🦞*

AND WILD KNUCKLES YESSS AWWWWWWWWWWWDGHASFGASFDSHHJ

*dies*

*me after taking in all of the affectionate pet headcanons*

[lpsotd]

Could you post the kitten like number 100 but it’s orange? That’s my favourite one C: number 47 I believe

are you talking about kitten #248 ?? i love this lil guy so much- actually i love all the kittens with this mold and similar. they're such cute lil dudes and i want to put them all in my pocket<3<3<3 this silly dude comes in the collectors tin from 2006(? or 2007) - this collection also includes scottie crab #249, panda #250, persian #251, spaniel #252, skunk #253, iguana #254, poodle #255, monkey #256, hermit crab #257, spider #258, pig #259, ferret #260, mouse #261, and snail #262 :o) there are very few listings for this set on sites like ebay and mercari. prices range anywhere from $300 at the most expensive and $40 at the cheapest