#poo mention

[puissantveil]

You know...

If MK11 wanted to focus on Kitana, it could have followed the course of Kitana, upon learning the truth of her parentage, struggle to acknowledge her active participation in horrible things, including and especially those inflicted upon her own people. Her character arc would involve her galvanizing Edenians into demanding the realm stolen from them and prying their homeland out of her stepfather's hands. It would explore Edenians as a conquered and colonized people, how Edenia was a matriarchy, Sindel's plight, and the lives of Edenian women under Shao Kahn's thumb. At least one ending has her returning to Edenia with her mother and Jade, ready to start a new life with Liu Kang.

But no, easier to make Sindel cartoonishly evil and every Edenian into a soulless glitter person except, of course, for the two who abandon their identities, with Jade becoming queen of the Osh-Tekk if Kotal keeps his head. Doesn't that sound suspicious, just a little??

Even from a narrative viewpoint it's crappy story telling. An identity crisis is meaningless if one option is indefensible. Like, is fresh chocolate chip cookies vs. fresh dog shit really a meaningful dilemma?

[toddfrombestbuy]

dude u just always have poo in u at all times like what ew that's disgusting it's just sitting in there

[lanaevyssmoved]

fascinating stuff ed

i love learning about poo

[penguinitrekking]

Probably if no interest to anyone but me!

A blog to keep track of the dog walking! Hoping it will provided a much needed dopamine rush! We shall see!!

This blog will contain mentions of poo, and may contain dog photos!

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[theresa-thegalwhocriedrizz]

new byler gate alert!!!!!

(miniongate master post)

tw: i’ve got super bad grammar pls ignore it

may i introduce to u..! MINIONGATE!!!!!! the theory that ive just invented that mike wheeler and will byers are actually the henchmen of the so loved gru from the despicable me franchise!!! why do i think this? well, well, well, let me tell u!

first of all, their colors.

wowza!!! blue and yellow!!!! also for the fake minions fans, in minions the rise of gru our beloved kevin, bob and stuart fly to california (the west). blue and yellow meted in the west! whoopie!!!!!!!!!!

ok ok sooo second, minions r actually supa gay🤓gear me out!!!! there’s actually so many scenes where there are minions kissing or showing affection to each other (it’s very heart warming tbh) ei:

awwww🥺

anywho. third! so there’s this:

the minions r only stupid boys!!! mike and will believe it or not r boys also they’re stupid. visual aide⬇️⬇️⬇️

so, we’ve gone over why i think mike and will are minions. ‘now how does this relate to them smooching in the next season???’ u might be asking. well, i’m glad u asked!

alright, picture this. it’s the finale, right? everyone’s fighting whatever big bad there is, and will is being vecnaed (vecnaned? vecnaeded? vecneed???) or something. mike is by his side trying to break him out of the trance yk. vecna’s giving will all them horrible sad memories and wills like, “wa wah😭😭ily mike😭waaa i’m gay😢”. but then!!!! vecna shows will a memory that he doesn’t memeber, and will’s all confused. the memory is a minion with a bowlcut looking at a cute minion, and vecna does his scary voice over and he’s like, “mwaha😈😈😈hey bowlcut, do u ember this? heh”. and will’s like “who the flip re these minions???” vecna countinues his spooky voiceover “hah lmao stupid gay boy can’t even rember anything🤣ugh dumbo, this is when u lived with gru and michealminion😈” and then will stared remebeiing EVERYTHING!!! he membered when he was a minion and he kissed mikeminion🫢and when he helped steal the moon and doctor nefario died💔and all his other minion memories. AND THEN HE STARTED SHIMMERING😯😯😯and mike was like “erm what the sigma” so will did one of those magical girl transformations

this except it’s will byers turning into a minion. so now will is a minion, and mike is like “will why ru a minion🧐” and will catches him up on all the minion lore! and mike transforms into a minion as well. and theyre like woohoo we’re minions now, then they rember that vecans still being spooky. so they go in upside down using their minion powers. so they show up and r like “haha vecna henry 1 ur sooo ugly and stinky we dont like u😡” then mike and will use their epic gay minion powers and vecna dies🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🥳🥳🤩yippee! and now vecna is dead for ever! so u know what that means😏then byler gyat freaky🙁but not supa freaky they just kissed bcuz theyre 14-15 and some ppl needa get a grip🤗🤗also chappell roan started playing🫢and everything thing was right in the world cuz byler is canon!!!!!

anyways!!! thanks for reading!!!!!! let me know any of ur thoughts, theories, opinions on miniongate!!!! peace out

(⬆️art by @cmnzoq )

[penguinitrekking]

And now anyone who is interested also know which blog is my main!! 🙀

Trundled the Penguini. About half an hour.

Bit shite, but I’ll take it!

We avoided the sheep, but she tried to eat their poo. She also tried to roll in it, but I caught her in time!

[k1tkatzzz]

ah yes. time for my daily re-watch of the bee dee cee poo three blox bmc bootleg 🥰🥰🥰

[sneakyspades]

setting out to answer the age old question "what was dumaya doing during the end and the beginning when adakias was just bleeding out on the floor of his shack?" he was doing this

[iamrizaka]

Lee: Let's play two truths one lie! I'll start.

Lee: My biological mother kidnapped me on New Year's, my mother's ex almost raped me in his car, and my eyes are blue!

Clarisse, nervously: I don't like this game.

[pk-kai]

“On the Run”

Decided to write a small bit for my Cookie Run AU called “Rise”. Story is under the cut!

If it turns out good I’ll write more in the future Lol, but enjoy!

Ps. My writing isn’t the greatest in the world. I apologize in advance for any mistakes but uh yeah. :p

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“I found more firewood!”

The current time was unknown. All that could be deciphered was the fact it was late. Twinkling stars filled the night sky as the creatures of the tundra forest made themselves known to all.

Within the forest, was a group of three. All sitting around a small campfire. The shorter of the three, had gone into the dark forest to gather more wood. As he returned, with his trusty cream wolf by his side, he spoke up.

“This should be enough to tide us over for a while.” The cookie set the logs by his side and threw a few into the fire. It cackled and grew larger. There was a nod from one of the other cookies.

“Thank you Crunchy Chip.” “No problem Caramel Arrow!”

As Crunchy Chip took a seat by the fire, his cream wolf trotted over to the final cookie of the group and sat by him. The wolf could feel the cookie’s uneasiness.

“My Prince? You haven’t touched your food.”

The cookie sighed. The food in question was nothing more than a pouch of berries and a small piece of meat they had cooked over the fire.

“Sorry. Just…lost in thought I suppose.”

“I can imagine, a lot did happen today. Are you sure you’ll be alright?” Caramel Arrow asked. The prince, Dark Choco, nodded.

Silence fell upon the group. They were on the run. From whom you may ask? Well, none other than the King of the Dark Cacao Kingdom…

The events that occurred would just be seen as a simple argument between father and son. King and Prince. But it was much more than that.

Something had happened to the King. What happened exactly Dark Choco couldn’t place. He sighed once more, rubbing his hand over his left eye. A place where a scar once lived.

But now?

The King’s Soul jam laid embedded into the prince’s eye.

Try as he might, it couldn’t be removed. What was once the King’s source of power now resides within the Prince. Dark Cacao had tried to take it back, yet Dark Choco had fled, along with Crunchy Chip and Caramel Arrow.

“Do you think Affogato will be alright?” Crunchy Chip asked, breaking the silence.

“Hopefully…” Caramel Arrow responded sadly. “We owe him our lives.” During their escape, It was supposed to be the four of them running from the citadel. Yet the royal advisor had stayed behind, buying time for the other three. They didn’t know what became of him or anyone else within the kingdom.

“We’ll save him.” Dark Choco added. “We save him, the kingdom…and my father. For now, we need to head to the Vanilla Kingdom. We have to warn Pure Vanilla and Peppermint Bark.”

The watcher and cream wolf captain agreed. They rest for the night and then leave early in the morning. They were far gone from the kingdom’s grounds. They wouldn’t be found.

Meanwhile, back at the Dark Cacao Kingdom…

“We’re sorry your majesty…they’re gone.” A watcher had bowed before the king. He sat on his throne, Affogato at his right.

Dark Cacao sighed leaning back into the throne. Purple eyes bore into the watcher.

“Unforgivable. Be dismissed.” The watcher bowed again and left the throne room. The King rose from the throne, and motioned for the advisor to follow him.

They had walked down the corridor into what seemed to be a meeting room. The two walked in as the king closed the door.

“Affogato Cookie.”

“Your Majesty.”

The two stared each other down. The king’s purple eyes…faded into a dusty white color.

“You’re a smart man Affogato, I must admit.” The King’s voice had changed, it was still deep, but had a hint of femininity.

“I’ll say it once more. I don’t know where they went. Now just who are you and how did you get control of him?”

Dark Cacao let out a soft chuckle. “My identity does not need to be known. In time you will find out. Yet you will not tell anyone else.”

The king slammed his sword to the ground causing Affogato to jump.

“Or you will face the consequences.”

“Right…Right. Of course.”

“Good.”

The king walked around and placed a hand onto the advisor’s shoulder.

“Glad we could have this talk. Now, I have a kingdom to oversee, if I see you doing anything out of the ordinary. I will personally be your worst nightmare. You will fade into the flour in which you were born.”

With that, the king left Affogato. The advisor sighed and pulled his cloak tighter as he stared out the window into the snowy abyss.

“May the gods watch over you Prince Dark Choco. Caramel Arrow and Crunchy Chip will keep you protected. Hopefully the other kingdoms are faring better than here.” He sighed and left the room.

“War is soon upon us…and it will be against the ones we once looked up to…”

[mangledscrimp]

Hersh 2.0!! haha hehe!! Here’s her ref!! as usual, i’ll provide facts and stuff about other characters involved with them as well! Claire n Clive mentions as well!

(Also! If anyone would like to see a diagram of anything that i’ve stated here, feel free to send an ask if you need help to see what I write visually! （＾ν＾）)

Differences between Hersh 2.0 and Regular Hersh

•Hair

Hersh 2.0’s hair is much shorter and a portrayal of how Hershel had it during her college years. The hair bump is smaller. Also, their hairs are parted differently! Hersh 2.0 has cylindrical side tuffs that create curls behind the ear. Hershel’s hair tuffs do not go behind the ears and stay intact going in front of the ear! The bottom is also to even compared to regular Hershel’s hair. It’s also a smidge darker than regular Hershel’s hair color.

•Facial Features

Hersh 2.0 has no facial hair. This is because of Claire’s vague memory of Hershel during college. During college, Hershel did indeed have facial hair by her lip and cheeks (like how she normally does) . But Claire’s memory of Hershel is too foggy to remember a detail like facial hair.

-Crow feet

Hersh 2.0’s crow feet are uncolored bumps of metal by the eyes while regular Hershel has two little lines by her eyes! (No they are not eyelashes, she is a very stressed person )

-Eyes

Hersh 2.0 has the same color eyes as the mouth, but different bulbs of course. Her eyes are much bigger than Hershel’s eyes. To make it seem more like Hershel, Claire put a light coating of black paint over them.

Facts!

- Hersh 2.0 is built to represent Hershel during college where she was once in a relationship with Claire. The age would be in the 20s.

^- The dialogue being said is something that Hershel actually said! Though, it’s not quite right. Claire uses conversations she had with Hershel from her memory to create dialogue for Hersh 2.0. She cuts out words she does not want to hear by hooking herself up to her computer and rewrites her own memory by the press of a button.

-Clive is uncomfortable around Hersh 2.0. They believe that it’s morally wrong to create something like them for a purpose of lingering on the past. He and Claire sometimes have arguments over Hersh 2.0 and how it’s not a good coping mechanism. After Claire is too ignorant to listen to any of his advice, he decides to leave it be because he knows Claire’s life is already pretty stressful. Though he does try to encourage Claire to meet new people from time to time.

- Hershel does not know Hersh 2.0 exists.

-Since Hersh 2.0 is the idealized version of Hershel in Claire’s eyes, she is very kind and helpful! Claire generally keeps her inside the Clock Shop, stocking shelves and sorting things, but sometimes Hersh 2.0 runs errands without Claire’s knowledge (at least, that’s what Hersh 2.0 thinks) and buys things that either the house or the shop needs. Unknown to them, Claire does track both Clive and Hersh 2.0. She just feels a bit anxious not knowing where her loved ones are.

-Hersh 2.0’s body is made with the same metal as the little cogs on Clive and Claire’s hats. The reason why the forearms, forelegs, partial neck, and head are different is because claire painted it to look more like Hershel!

-Hersh 2.0 and Clive’s vest are all matching with Claire’s corset!

Also, fun little idea I have!

- Des and Claire are friends online! (yes there is the internet..I plan to bring it in somehow…) They often talk on message boards relating to machinery and share their creations with each other privately.

[spaciebabie]

how do Tumblr tags even work. is there a piss shit and poo tag and if I put the words piss shit and poo anywhere in the post or tags it drops me in the piss shit and poo tag automatically? unbelievable.

[howtosingit]

Brian I have a nice ask day ask if you wish to answer it 💜 can you pick your top 5 Rafa on screen scenes and rank them? impossible question I know. but I believe in you!

Okay the thing is I did want to answer this immediately but it absolutely crippled me with doubt 😂 so I'm just gonna do it quick like ripping off a bandaid so that I can't overthink it anymore. Also not going to rank them because I'll spiral, so you're just getting 5 great ones:

The first interrogation room scene in 2x08 (but also all Carlos and Gabriel scenes this episode). The constant shifts in Carlos as he puts things together and realizes why Gabriel's there, the heartbreak of him thinking he was doing what his father always wanted, only to disappoint him again... at the time, this was the strongest scene LS had it its arsenal (WE STAN AND MISS TONYA KONG FOREVER AND ALWAYS) and it remains one of the best ones. It's so compelling and amazing to get to see the Carlos and Gabriel dynamic on display for the first time. This episode was a game-changer and I'll never shut up about it.

It's probably cheating to say all of his work in 4x18, so if I had to pick a scene from that I would say his talk with Owen where they toast Gabriel. My only problem with it is that it's so short, but Rafa packs every fucking thing he can in there, beat for beat, and it's beautiful. His delivery on "and forget about it?" but also all the lines leading up to that. The man is fucking hollow and crushed and lost and MY GOD RAFAEL. He's so skilled at what he does, knows exactly what he's doing every time. It's sublime.

Fine, another 4x18. Carlos's vows. I'm not gonna explain that one, the man is fucking beautiful and his heart is beautiful and he puts in on display publicly for what was probably the first time in his adult life, and it's stunning.

I love the scene in 3x13 where Carlos meets Cooper. Rafa is such a brilliant comedic actor, he uses every tool at his disposal, he understands his craft so well, how to use his body and face and voice to delivery great work, he's such a standout. I adore him. I could watch that scene for hours. Also, he is really fucking distracting in those clothes.

I'm gonna pick the fire in 2x12. And I'm gonna pick it because honestly the intensity of that scene, the life-or-death stakes, the absolute devastation and destruction of it, they are fully delivered by Rafa's performance. Like, Carlos's fear is what drives the scene, and Rafa's work sells it. And I'm also going to pick it because he's shirtless and so fucking hot. I'm gay, it's true. Have fully never recovered from it. And I'm also going to cheat and say the scene continues into him crying and TK holding him. So, like, obviously a top 5.

I'm sorry I have to include it I know I already picked 5 and I refuse to cut any of them but the 3x04 scene deserves to be in here and I'm mostly talking about the montage scene where TK wakes up and Carlos is forced out of the room and then his mom is there but then he fucking gasps the breath of a dying man who has been saved LIKE HE BASICALLY SAYS NO WORDS BUT MY FUCKING GOD, THE PERFORMANCE so I'm listing it and you can't fucking stop me Lola YOU CAN'T

anyway I just really love an actor who has honed their skills and studied their craft and dedicated themselves to approaching each scene in a fresh and honest way and I'm just really fucking happy to get to watch Rafa do it so thanks for letting me rave about him Lola you're a real one ❤️

[theladyofbloodshed]

Teaching my class the difference between closed vs open-ended questions. Can anybody think of an open-ended question that begins with “when”?

Boy: WHEN DID YOU LAST DO A POO?

Me and the whole class:

[vimbry]

[knockouts-medibay]

How do you feel about birds?

Depends on the bird, vehicon. Most are nuisances, and their organic waste messes with my paint job. Though some are pretty. From afar, of course.