#ponyboy the hater

[outsidersheadcanons]

No but imagine all iterations of Ponyboy meeting each other and immediately beefing 💀

[alaskan-wallflower]

Basically ponyboy's discriptions:

Darry looks like a ugly naked mole rat and soda looks like Ryan reynolds

😭🙏

i’ll contradict this tho by saying that pony mentioned darry’s muscles and how jacked he was a number of times. i think @sodapopper was the one who brought that up but i don’t remember (sorry if it wasn’t you-)

edit it was them! here’s the og post

[gre4zerz]

Ponyboy canonically writes The Outsiders in their universe and has the rights to it... So he would have something to do with the movie/play/musical/TV show.

Which would explain why Steve got shoved into ensemble instead of being a main character.

[hideousvampire]

2 unrelated doodles yaaaaay

[skyguygeneraltano]

Interviewer to the Curtis brothers: Do you have any tension or annoyances with any members of the gang?

Sodapop: What kind of messed up question is that? We love everyone…but between me and you Dallas is kinda terrifying

Darry: I love everybody…*to the camera*. however Steve, he eats up all the food and told me I’m all brawn no brain .

Ponyboy, settling into the couch and grabbing some cocoa: oh man, who DOESN’T annoy me is the better question…do you want to start with Steve? Dally? Two-Bit? Darry? I even have some stories with Johnny and Sodapop, wait let me get my notebook

[atlas-coolbean]

Ponyboy. Did. Not. Have. A. Crush. On. Cherry. He wasn't even interested in girls yet. Stop it, she's 17

[nutsackx]

The Wokesiders

(the best thing I’ve ever created)

I have drawings of literally all of them

I need this you don’t understand

[qprpbj]

you guys i love ponyboy so bad. i love him SO bad

[trevination]

i am thibking. ab the curtis boys being gossip fiends. they know everything ab everyone and i refuse to believe otherwise

ooooooo honestly i can see it. pony is such a hater, he always comes home talking to soda or johnny about all the shit happening in school and what he’s seen and heard. soda working at the school hears a lotttt of stuff and he can’t Not tell pony and darry abt it (and steve ofc). darry i think is a lil less gossipy, but that’s because he’s an Adult and needs to be Mature. he still loves to hear all the shit happening, he just doesn’t go around talking about it. pony’s just a hater, soda is curious, and darry’s a listener. pony mostly hears and talks about greaser stuff, rumbles, fights between ppl and darry always hears about the Drama. like couples getting in arguments and stuff with socs and the fist fights between friends, the more personal stuff

[delilaha]

“literally why do people still write soda in vietnam fics. s.e hinton literally said it’s not canon and he lived a long and happy life so why do people keep putting him through the horrors of war.”

i say as i continue to write my millionth ponyboy whump au where he’s put through hell and back

[outsidersheadcanons]

I KNOW Ponyboy Curtis keeps a masterlist of everyone he hates in the last few pages of his private journal

[d1sapp01ntm3nt]

here’s all the Johnnyboy stuff I have. This is normal trust me.

Non Johnnyboy stuff if you don’t like them cuz you’re an opp

[codysys]

Ponyboy: Wow, they really hate us.

Johnny: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Ponyboy: But we’re not gay, Johnny.

Johnny:

Ponyboy:

Johnny: We’re not?

[ponyboymichalcurtis]

Hot take(I think) dally would realistically not be a good bf!! His ass is in and out of jail, and I’ve ranted about how much I hate how he spoke to cherry already, but ima do it again until Yall get the damn point!! Imagine you and your friend are just trying to watch a movie with your mans, who are MIA due to being drunk, and this RANDOM ASS STRANGER IS TOUCHING UP ON YOU. And even besides that, even if it wasn’t some random stranger all up on you, imagine your man going out to see a movie and he’s asking a random ass girl if the carpet matches the drapes. WEIRD AS FUCK!

[fictionalcharactergraveyard]

post angie-boy be like

Pony: Are we still dating?

Angela: ... shit are we?

Pony: I figured you would know-

Curly: HOW TF-

[dallasgallant]

I think Pony has some secret burner accounts because the amount of occasional stuff against Steve and dally (never anyone else) particularly. And it’s all like this:

If it was Bob maybe I’d understand as we don’t have much on him to be too sympathetic or a fan but even Pony comes around to Steve and dally guys… cmon. They’re teen boys. It can be worse.