#pompeii man

[hamletthedane]

Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)

[masterbaiting]

fanservice for me specifically

[sethsbigtits]

oh my god i just drank a shit ton of coffee that had a bunch of milk in it and forgot that im lactose intolerant...

[elhine]

If I had a peny each time Owen Wilson played a middle aged western character trying to score with a refined aristocrat and they go to Pompeii together, I would have two pennies which isn’t a lot but it is weird of a coincidence

[hibi2]

In light of the final Puella Historia event;

PUELLA MAGI AMARYLLIS

VS

PLINY THE ELDER

[ninemelodies]

definitely not thinking about how ten just runs up and grabs donna’s hand in the sontaran stratagem. nope. not at all thinking about the fact that donna doesn’t protest or push him away at all she just goes with.

nope. i’m not.

[antvnger]

*walks in covered in burns and coughing* I finally made it to Pompeii…

*heavily sighs*

At least you made it out of Pompeii.

[fairymint]

my volo might be a disaster bisexual,

but i imagine that he becomes Worse once it fully takes. He thinks of himself soooooooo demi, and i can see him dramatically thinking he's monosexual, even, for a short bit

but he's just the punk version of goddamn Claude Frollo. and once being bisexual fully takes he just revolts against the celestician/sinnohan church's hetcomp anyways-

[quarterprioritymidnight]

also I’ve always been super impressed with how private the guys are considering. like with their level of fame and success i’m surprised they aren’t papped more and followed lol maybe it’s just not that bad in england bc in america a celeb sets one foot out in public and they’re practically mobbed, it’s crazy. so i’m glad they’re able to just live their lives for the most part (hopefully, idk what their interactions are actually like in public obv lol)

that's because no one actually cares about bastille here babe

nah fr though dans talked about not wanting to be like 'famous' and kind of watering down their personality in early interviews and not saying anything controversial to try and stay out of the limelight, so i guess that worked lol.

[thestarmaker]

Went out for dinner and Francesca was playing over the speakers as we walked in and the rush I felt was almost dizzying <3

[gallifreywhere]

Ok so I always thought The Romans was funny but watching the DW cast watching it got me in tears🤣🤣

[morosoro]

Man, it’s such a struggle to remember I’m supposed to be a completely different person offline than I am online nowadays.

I have an old friend I’ve known since childhood that I’m seeing more and more of recently after we went through the pandemic without talking much and every time I talk to her now I feel like an imposter trying so hard to be normal.

Like omg she doesn’t know I have a Tumblr where I thirst after a 61 year old man day in and day out! She doesn’t know I spend most of my free time talking with people on the internet about the blorbos from my show, theorizing and creating weird head cannons. She doesn’t know I write older lizard-wizard/younger maid double-dick porn! (Still working on that btw, just hit a block I’m struggling to get past, but I’ll get there)

What do normal people talk about again?! It’s been so long! I don’t want to scare her away…

[mellifloraa]

i'm feeling very emo about herculaneum rn bc of that statue post btw

[thatone-highlighter]

I AM ALSO BEING SOO AUTISTIC ABOUT ANOTHER PLACE BY BASTILLE

SO REAL BESTIE I LOVE BEING SOOOOO AUTISTIC ABOUT ANOTHER PLACE

Hooughhhh its The Most Streartney+ In The Basement Song Ever FR

[mama-ivy]

This. This is why I go absolute batshit for history. (Also why I found it so boring in school. They don't teach shit like this in school.)

everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.