#polymatsu

[dada-dandy]

Tw: blmatsu joke bellow

[comshipbracket]

Antis DNI

Propaganda for both ships provided under the cut

Polymatsu Propaganda (Incest, Twincest, technically sextupletcest but that's a mouthful)

"These six NEETS have ended up so codependant on each other, it makes for a fun and interesting dynamic."

Wincest Propaganda (Incest)

"They are parelled to in show couples, and people within the show have likened them with real life couples"

[lushslug]

In Blood and Spirit・Ch18・6.8k

A youkai reincarnation AU.

[flyingspicerack]

HEY GUYS... i made a realization....

[copyspaghetti]

Rest in pieces Choromatsu ♡

[matsu-sweetie-honey-angel]

Rules

Basic Rules

Minors and ageless blogs will be blocked. Seriously.

Be cringe and be free. Live life like its 2015.

Dos

Any gendered readers. Unless specified, will always default to GN!reader.

Polymatsus.

Specific description of readers. Disclaimer tho– you are loved regardless of your appearance. 😘

Yandere and Dark/triggering content (will all be appropriately tagged and under "read more"s)

AUs. Check masterlist for content.

Don'ts

BLmatsu.

Foot fetishism, weight-related kinks, underaged or age-related kinks, scat or emetophilia. If it's not listed here than its (probably) allowed.

Weirdly and intentionally xenophobic, transphobic, homophobic or ableist requests. I have been on this website since I was 13. I have seen some things and.... no. No use of slurs either.

Send the same ask more than 3 times. That may earn you a block and no response.

[cavematsu]

Not polymatsu!!! but Multiple Osomatsus. DIFFERENT!

I wrote goofy ass porn

[phoenix-heart-beloved]

I love you Oso I love you Kara I love you Choro I love you Ichi I love you Juishi I love you Totty

[skeksisloving]

Im surprised by the lack of poly matsu bros x reader fics. Its not totally unbelievable that these boys would be interested in the same person.

[ask-polymatsu-girl]

Do you get jealous when boys talk with girls or compliment totoko all the time? I am pretty sure they get jealous, after all you are so sweet and cute 😘.

I might not get jealous but, can’t say the same about them...

[dada-dandy]

Osomatsu san textpost memes: blmatsu edition n°2

(not a shipper myself but this was funny to me)

[comshipbracket]

Antis DNI

Remember, vote for which ship you DO want to see ending up on the official bracket amongst the other fandoms, only one Osomatsu-san ship will make it through to the main poll bracket. Choose wisely!

Propaganda under the cut!

As always, feel free to reblog with your own propaganda and reasonings as to why one ship should move forward while another shouldn't!

OsoChoro Propaganda (Incest, Twincest)

"it was hard to settle on just one matsu pair but between popularity and general appeal i think osochoro is the way to go!! these two are a classic idiot/straight man comedy trope, and are the most popular of what us ososan fans call the "-kun pairs", or pairs that were commonly seen together in the original series Because of that dynamic. they fight like a married couple. choromatsu pretends to be the responsible one but he's just as shitty and stupid as his (technically) older brother and the tension between "i am openly terrible" and "i am just as bad as you but i am going to act like i'm not forever" is so entertaining to me. just kiss already"

Polymatsu Propaganda (Incest, Twincest, technically sextupletcest but that's a mouthful)

While having this be a polyamorous pair of six brothers makes it break Da Rulez, it seemed wrong to not allow the six siblings who have the exact same face being the premise of the show NOT be entered together as all six.

[lushslug]

In Blood and Spirit・Ch15・5.1k

A youkai reincarnation AU.

[flyingspicerack]

ok so @grimmshood asked about otoso... and what might happen when oso looses at the horses ... hehe

So i think... I'm imagining a scenario, early in their 'relationship' ... and i put that in quotes because I think ... well we know that osomatsu is very ... non confrontational? well maybe thats not the word... like the whole thing in 'Just Don't' when he hides casue Nyaa wants to go on a date with him ... And Otome is... well they're very ... casual? I dont think either would really bring up the fact that they CAN be something official, you know? I dunno, im geunineley still not sure on a lot of their dynamic, it's still in the ... baby stages i guess? I havent put a lot of thought into them because a: maoichi is my top priority, and b: I still have this lingering guilt in my heart for liking oso (personal reasons, being i dont want ichi to be upset with me because im THAT dilulu about self shipping, as well as... well ... i love people that are polymatsu but i feel guilty abt it i guess i dunno gomen)

Anyway, this is... before they really figure out that what they're doing is considered 'dating/seeing each other' Oso invites Otome to the races with him cause theyve never been so they go, and he just talks up how great hes gonna do, and he's gonna win aaaaaaall this money and treat them to a nice hot meal. They curiously ask him about his methods and ways of picking a winner and stuff, and he goes on and on about his statistics and how it just feels right and stuff

and then he looses, and he looses the money that otome gifts him to bet ...

and he's all down about it and is feeling just a little bit embarrassed but he doesnt show it at all. And otome lets him know that even tho he didn't win, she still had a fun time and enjoyed the atmosphere, and the horses are cute

and then they fuck under the stands or something... in the bathroom? in a corner somewhere? the two are total horndog freaks...

[atsu-garuru]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: おそ松さん | Osomatsu-san (Anime) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Matsuno Karamatsu/Matsuno Osomatsu/Matsuno Todomatsu, Matsuno Osomatsu/Matsuno Todomatsu, Matsuno Karamatsu/Matsuno Todomatsu Characters: Matsuno Osomatsu, Matsuno Karamatsu, Matsuno Todomatsu Additional Tags: Light Bondage, Coming Untouched, Cuckolding?, blmatsu, Polymatsu, BroCon, Incest, Sibling Incest Summary:

Osomatsu asks for a favor. Thankfully for him, Karamatsu and Todomatsu are good little brothers.

[thebardisabird]

Mom I have a question. If poly!matsu were getting married to reader, would she get six rings, two rings with three colored gems on each(maybe the first three oldest’s colors on one and the three youngest’s colors on the other), or one ring with just their colors altogether? iVE BEEN SKETCHING RINGS-

Definitely six rings! The matsus are too greedy to want to share a ring to give you, they each wanna give you a ring that represents them and the love that they have for you - and sharing that with their brothers just won’t do.