#polle says polle says

[pony-express-official]

No more wiener :]

What should've happened

no more wiener

[pony-express-official]

I'm bored so I'm going start random Drama

@responsiblecaptainjimmy

Uh, screw you-

[mistake-responsibility]

Polle says: Fraternization is strictly prohibited, Jimmy.

(@polle-sci)

... I'm fucking sure it is. I'll keep that in mind.

Does anyone on board want to admit to being a fucking snitch, or am I just going to have to find out myself ? No pressure.

[ejsuperstar]

Baldness is for nerds this is a battle to the death. If you have the same character/pfp on both platforms you have to decide which is the superior.

You have to explain your reasoning in the reblogs too

[pony-express-official]

They're lying! Daisuke you are so very sigma, sigma king!

We bow to thee!

you🫵🫵🫵 are NOT 👎👎🚫🚫🚫 sigma, who ever said that LIED!!! 😾😾😾😾

DAMN WHO'S DOG SHAT IN YOUR CEREAL??

[willgrahamscock]

1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)

[imhereonthekitchenfloor]

being hot isn't only for pretty people btw

[pony-express-official]

No no, we'll just have someone bring the different buttons over to him to see what he wants-

yeah i'm mad

[phantom-shell]

I think it's super interesting how Jimmy's fear of Anya and the baby manifests in his mind as the Pony Express mascot.

Unlike every other character, Anya ISN'T in Jimmy's guilt/regret hallucinations near the end. He sees Daisuke walk towards the dark, he sees Swansea chase him through a cemetery, he sees Curly on fire in front of him but ANYA? Anya isn't given that kind of treatment. No, instead, we see a hallucination of the baby, a tiny horse in a womb that has no face attached to it (Anya's face specifically, all he sees is the womb), turning into a deformed monster that hunts him down the moment it's born.

Polle (the baby) is seen as a danger in Jimmy's head in the beginning of the game too, after he walks out of the cockpit. The more he walks, the louder the baby noises get and the more deformed Polle looks when he runs into it!

Jimmy doesn't give a damn about Anya, nor does he regret anything he did to her, but he is scared of that baby and what it means. The living proof of what he did to Anya, manifesting as a monster that hunts him down throughout the game.

[pony-express-official]

Congrats Daisuke, Intern of the week!

[slyandthefamilybook]

I'm talking bags of chips, fruit, bottled drinks, things like that

[pony-express-official]

:)

imagine providing an implement where you can puncture holes in a spaceship, couldnt be me

[mistake-responsibility]

[The printer comes to life.]

Hey there, buckaroos! This is your quarterly reminder to ask your ship doctor about what to do about crewmates who are a danger to themselves or others! Remember, a stable crew is a happy crew, and a happy crew is a profitable one! -- Clyde Palmer PONY EXPR. HQ Polle says: Idle hands make trouble! Work makes us all neigh-borly!

(@polle-sci)

[ He eyes the printer and nabs the sheet out. His eyes go wide as he reads. ]

What a fucking JOKE. What a fucking JOKE!

[ It crumples slightly in his hands as he grips it. ]

Haven’t even got a proper fucking doctor, and she’s worthless anyways… what’s she going to do, cry at me? Hah! HAHAH.

They’re fucking with me. They- they have to know something, god, fuck, they have to. They’re taunting me. ASSHOLES.

FUCKING-

[ He balls the paper up and hurls it at the cabinet in the cockpit. ]

- ASSHOLES!

[evadingreallife]

(By trope-specific i mean for example all the slash fics hosting websites, or the nsfw-only ones, etc)