#pokenut

[shrilleth]

October 16th of Pokenut Year

To be honest I have zero fucking clue why I’m posting these here. It’s not like it’d be good for my career. I don’t even reupload these to YouTube, that would be actually useful. Nah, I’m just here on tumblr. I mean, fuck it.

[breederpatmos]

It has been a while, my friends. I am not particularly at liberty to say what has kept me away so long, but I can say it has been a legal issue. No, I did not do anything illegal. 

I am well now, and in Zinnen near mine family. It is a mild winter, but Bastion still dropped all the leaves on the pokenut and birch trees. I decided to re-do the herb beds into three tiers, and so they are turned over awaiting the spring. My friend Angelo has been visiting for a while now. Did I mention he is a talented lawyer? He has been indispensable to me, and I am very grateful for his patience.

[fapper]

Pokenut day 1 give me a random number from 0-500 i will fap to them

[pokemonplayerif-blog]

Quick Update

No, I’m not dead. It’s No Nut November, though, so I couldn’t Nut for the challenge :( I’ll post random good pics I find when I have the time, but expect December 1st to be filled with PokeNuts

[teesurprise]

Pokenuts Thunderbolt Pokemon Mashup Snoopy Mug

[frozentee]

Pokenuts Pokemon Mashup Snoopy Mug

[bulbiedorf]

PokeNUT GO

[thelunarbase]

World-Building/Headcanon; Affection Raising foods

- Beans and Puffs are very high in calories and sugars, both needed to fuel the high energy activities Pokemon partake in regularly. - Humans can consume Beans and Puffs, but not nearly as many as a Pokemon. Typical adult humans can have no more than 2 Pokepuffs or 3 Pokebeans before risking getting sick.

- Pokepuffs are a different recipe compared to typical cakes and other baked goods. They have the same thing naturally found in Beans, but in Puffs, its diluted to allow the consumption of more.

- Pokebeans are actually a type of nut. One can tell because they crunch loudly when eaten, and are solid all the way through, rather than making no sound as beans would. - "Pokebean" is used over "Pokenut" for the simple reason that the latter sounds wrong.

- There is a slight "taboo" around the idea of eating Puffs or Beans, despite them being completely edible to all. Many believe it stems from a bias of Pokemon being "animals and not equal to humans", even though Pokemon are well able to show equal or advanced intelligence. - Some Trainers will eat Puffs or Beans with their Pokemon as a form of bonding, to show partnership and that the human views their Pokemon as equal.

[thisispokemongo]

Lovely bunch of Pokenuts OwO via /r/pokemongo https://ift.tt/2OXi1RW

[shrilleth]

October 15th of Pokenut Year

Figured I’d start posting these here too. I mean, fuck it, why not? I already use tumblr, and it’s not like any of my annoying ass tiktok viewers have to know this account exists. They don’t use tumblr.

For real though, I kinda hate my followers.

[teesurprise]

Pokenuts Pokemon Mashup Snoopy Mug