Professor Magnolia about the Wishing Stars: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Chairman Rose: That sounds like a dare to me.
Professor Magnolia: Oh my gods.
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-In Spikemuth-
Piers: Where’s Challenger Alex?
Team Yell Member: Around.
Piers: Around? You don’t have any idea, do you?
Alex, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?
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Oleana: You make trouble just like your brother.
Hop: I like to think I make trouble in a way that’s entirely my own.
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Bede: Would you call me selfish?
Alex: No, not to your face.
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Bede: When I first met you, I thought you were annoying.
Hop:...And?
Bede: And you are.
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Hop: I don’t know how you two do that.
Marnie: Do what?
Hop: Make everything sound like a threat. That man looked like he was about to piss himself, and all you both did was ask him to step aside so that we could get past. Even when I actively try to sound threatening, no one takes me seriously.
Piers: That’s because you look and sound like the personification of a warm hug.
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Alex to a random Citizen: Just because I broke into your house doesn't mean I'm gonna take something, maybe I just wanna look around, damn.
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Raihan, googling: How To Validate A Child’s Work Without Swearing and Saying “Lil Dude That’s Fuckin Sick”
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Sonia: This date is boring.
Leon: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to the store.
Sonia: Then why did you invite me?
Leon: I didn't. I specifically said "do not come with me" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and followed me here.
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Alex in the Wild Area trying to catch a level 51 pokemon at level 20 : I am beginning to think we made a mistake.
Scorebunny: What gave it away? The sheer size of the bastard or my bite wounds?
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Sonia: I'm glad most of my issues were with Oleana so that our conversations can pass the Bechdel Test
Nessa: Sonia you have 42 mental illnessess
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Raihan in a Gym Leader meeting: if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!
silence
Raihan: Man, y’all depressed as fuck.
Bea: You didn’t clap either.
Raihan: Shut up.
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Alistair: Be nice Alex.
Alex: Why start now?
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Hop, about Leon: He'll be fine, he's the Champion!
Piers: Mate, that's just what he's called, it doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing.
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